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Reminds me of this one time I put cyanide on the pizza and pretended like I loved being starved of oxygen so that nobody else would eat it. Unfortunately Little Joe thought I was bluffing, so his last meal came with a healthy dose of crow.

Perhaps you were missing an ingredient. Did you try putting both cyanide and happiness on the pizza?

Who created and implemented those drafts [of HTTP/2]?

Google. But who should have created and implemented them, if not Google?

As I understand it, the .dev constraint is enforced in chrome's source code, not in any DNS record

The same is true of other ICANNverse domain names whose owners have set the HSTS preload bit. If you were to create a site called google.com in your air-gapped private parallel internet, the major browsers would force HTTPS on that as well.

Who do you think will define HTML5? It isn't going to be W3C. Or Google saying all http is 'not secure'

"Secure Contexts", a policy to block JavaScript from doing sensitive things on cleartext HTTP sites, is in fact a W3C Candidate Recommendation. Besides, Firefox has similar behavior. Visit some random cleartext site, and to the left of the URL bar, you see a lock with a red slash through it. Click it to show the warning: "Connection Is Not Secure / Logins entered on this page could be compromised."

http://explosm.net/comics/3709...

http://explosm.net/comics/3709...

Obligatory C&H (if that's a thing): http://explosm.net/comics/556/

C&H process; OR

MUD style:
1. take labrador
2. carry labrador
3. step on scale
4. read scale => reading1
5. drop labrador
6. read scale => reading2
7. weight of labrador = reading1-reading2

I stubbed my toe walking around in the dark. I blame Trump!! Damn him!! :-|

No worse than the shit obama got blamed for.

http://files.explosm.net/comic...

That's against the rules now.

The closest traditional mathematical model to a physical computer is a linear bounded automaton (LBA), which is a Turing machine unable to move the head outside an area proportional to input size. It recognizes context-sensitive languages.

if Trump is elected President, expect certain countries to be carpet bombed into the Dark Ages. Forget targeted drone attacks which are largely failures. Massive and sustained carpet bombing until there is no place to hide including in Pakistan.

C&H from March 2005
http://explosm.net/comics/111/

But why not:
a hat off,
a twist off,
or another kind of off?

But why not:
a hat off,
a twist off,
or another kind of off?

But why not:
a hat off,
a twist off,
or another kind of off?

There were already too many comments to read through. Thought y'all might be amused by this though; nicely sums up selfie-sticks.

Are you suffering from this condition?

Ob. Cyanide and Happiness

http://explosm.net/comics/3557...

https://explosm.net/comics/347...

Tech fields are meritocracy at its best, yet most "nerdy" women underestimate the concept, take a shortcut: "look, look, I've got boobs.". And are like "hurr durr, sexism." in turn. If you want credit, simply omit the fact you're a female for a while, and try to garner it on merit alone. The after-shock "A 'mere' girl did $THING?" effect is priceless and will earn you an actual respect/street cred.

C&H explains it well

PROTIP to deal with sexism IRL: Start a rumour you used to be a man until recently. Tranny homophobia can be actually pretty useful.

to paraphrase a gibbering offender led away in a straight jacket

As opposed to a gay jacket?

Which browser do you use ? ... IE .. welcome aboard!.
Cyanide and Happiness #1896

Obligatory XKCD.... wait, no, Happiness and Cyanide.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1783/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2443/

See also: "ghost expert"

Ties in well with today's Cyanide and Happiness.

Smartasses Inc. now hiring: Senior Developer.

2012: http://basicinstructions.net/
2011: http://www.explosm.net/
2010: http://xkcd.com/

Brian diarrhea on html formatting at the moment :(

1. If it's not a straitjacket, it's a gay jacket. Perhaps Apple users who accept the straitjacket aren't as gay as the stereotype predicts.

I look in the mirror.

Welcome aboard!

This grass is obviously defective and should be replaced with a variety that produces equal parts cyanide and happiness.

Reminds me of this.

The "she" in "that's what she said" is really annoying in bed.

... as per today's Cyanide and Happiness comic.

... if they had distributed Melware.

Advice from someone who requires horizontal scrolling to read the text they're quoting? I don't think so.

Cyanide and Happiness Webcomic Link

(This comic is Safe For Work, but many if not most of their comics are not, and some of their advertising is not either... you have been warned.)

http://www.explosm.net/comics/828/

Right below this story in my RSS feed was this comic. How appropriate.

BULLETPROOF SPEEDOS FOR EVERYONE!

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1684/

I shudder to think how C&H would fare if given as input...

Oh, everyone is free to teach whatever traits they want to their kids - that's the nature of living in a free society. What I refer to is killing off the versions of our kids that are not liked because they have a genetic behavioral disposition. Not a severe disability, just a trait that makes them different or more sensitive. I'm pro-choice on the grounds that people should be aloud to control their own lives and make decisions about what they want to put their bodies through - what this represents though is termination of lives NOT on the basis of ones own body or ability to raise a child, but based upon non-life threatening genetic predispositions in our children. This line of thinking is dangerous, just as dangerous as going the other direction and banning choice.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1681/ - This is our future.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/saturday.png

C+H touched on a similar subject last week

by a strange coincident, this was published today.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1681/

So in this case I'm torn...

You mean like this? Cyanide & Happiness. Very apropos!

Yes, please do

Probably based on a lifetime of experience with religious types.

I've found they try to impose their values and judge me for having sex with dead bodies... and their mom.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/891/

That's what you'd expect from animal rights activists ;)

Be careful

Unsure...

Then maybe this will make you laugh:
      http://www.explosm.net/comics/1398/

Just listen to your heart!

Thank you for your input.