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As Benchwarmer-In-Commnand, I am bored.

Can anyone recommend some good video games?

Presidentially,
George W. Bush

Are certified by The World's Most Dangerous Leader

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

Hey, dudez:

Is there a Linux For Dummies ?

Thanks in advance,
K. Trout

As Richard Clarke stated, I don't do nuances

Heck, I can't even complete a sentence without
earphones or a teleprompter.

Regards,

The World's Most Dangerous Leader

Fascist government.

De-select George W. Bush

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Be imaginative! Apply it to The World's Most Dangerous "Leader" ( You know he's just a cut-out)

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Hopefully, George W. Bush and President-Vice Cheney will be delivered to the International War Crimes Court in The Hague and tried as war criminals

Very truly yours,
Kilgore Trout

is the impeachment of "President" George W. Bush

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

Impeach The Most Crooked Liars

FROM.FELIX KAMARA

ADDRESS.MOTHER THREASA CAMP ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE

TEL.22507557724

EMAIL ADDRESS. kamara2040@yahoo.com

CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Sir,

I am Felix Kamara the only son of late former Director of finance,Cheif Vincent Kamara Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal.

My late father diverted this money meant for purchase of ammunition, for my country, during the peak of disastrous civil war in my country, now he has deposited the money with BANK in Abidjan, where I am residing under political asylum with my younger sister.

Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers, the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:

1) Account name

2) Account number

3) Bank address, telephone and fax number for easy communication

For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is (NINE Million Dollars) $9 Million. I am compensating you with 15 % of the total money amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political and economic welfare. Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father Cheif Vincent Kamara gave me the photocopies of the certificate of deposit issued to him by BANK on the date of deposit, for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self to anybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep his transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important.

Please call me immediately after you must have gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 15 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incur during this transaction.

N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account, personally I am interested in estate management and hotel business, please advise me.

Call me back immediately you receive this message for more explanation.And promisse me my younger sister to be a father considering our situation and not to betray us. Thanks and God bless .Reply this message if only you are touched by God to help us as orphans and write your reply to this email address felixkamara@sirindia.com or call us directly with this telephone number +22507557724.

Best regards Felix Kamara

NB: my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next of kin on the day of deposit and also told me I need a foreign assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad

Congratulations to the South Koreans for impeaching their president. You are an inspiration to U.S. patriotis to impeach their "President" George W. Bush

Patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

You get Crooks-In-Command
who have no regard for the people FOR WHOM they are supposed to govern.

Thanks for nothing,
Kilgore Trout

I urge all patriots to vote for me in the 2004 Presidential elections.

As always,
W

And now we have a bunch of ex-Nixonites
pulling the strings of The Draft Dodger

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

You wrote:
> Woohoo, dude you *ROCK* .. Woot!!

and your mimicking of the brainless, illiterate, and innumerate U.S. proletariat is going to get you a date.

You need to send some money to This Is A U.S. President?

You are both losers.

Stay tuned for my book.

Regards,
Kilgore T.

Nothing new in the State of The Dictatorship: More FUD for the illiterate and innumerate proletariat so they can Re-Select Me

Thanks and have a less_than_democratic_day_in_Amerika,
Kilgore Trout!

in the world. None other than The Compassionate Moron: (a.k.a. The "President"

Particularly, the biggest liar of the 20th and 21st centuries: Trust Me: I Am The Dictator of the United States of Amerika

Thank you and have a Republican-free week,
Kilgore Trout

Dear Slashdotters:

I don't a brain implant. I have hearing aid implants for all my press conferences and speeches.

Regards,

President G. W. Bush

That should be G. W. Bush

Again, thanks,
Kilgore

"Coalescent spans history from the Roman era to 20,000 years in the future".

What about trying to extrapolate to totalitarianism in the United States if G. W. Bush
is (unfortunately) re-selected?

Thanks and have a John_Ashcroft free weekend,
Kilgore Trout

Dear Voters:

Vote for me to get more lame Medicare funding of corporations.

Cheers,
The "President"

How can VoIP be free, when the United States of America is ruled by The Thief-In-Chief?

Patriotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

Any discussion of the education of the people of
the United States (the term "American" would include Canadians) will be skewed from the top
given the literacy and numeracy of none othert than..

George W. Bush - Even Less. George H. W. Bush was Not Much.

Thank you and have a nice day,
Kilgore Trout

Get over it.

Wishing there was intelligent life in the universe does NOT mean there IS intelligent life.

There is NO scientific theory that supports intelligent life elsewhere in the universe.

Prove me wrong! I dare you!

Be Patriotic: Shop Over the Holidays

The White House is a very convenient location from which to operate a bid-rigging racket.

Graciously yours,
Richard B. Cheney, President-Vice

Does anyone know where I can buy some marijuana?

Be Patriotic: Shop Over The HOlidays!

Yes, this is the replacement. However, batteries and free speech are NOT included.

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

"Democrats criticized the President for attacking the terrorists."

Be patriotic, impeach the Liars.

Thank you and a Happy Thanksgiving,
Kilgore Trout

This is the United States of America

Thank you and have a Prescription_Drug_Filled Happy Thanksgiving,

George W. Bush