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Re: Goatse.cx
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Goatse update: 2000 GMT
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Re:Sure it does.
ALERT
The CX Registry has shut off the goatse.cxdomain suddenly and without warning. They have cowardly cited a section of their AUP with allows them to remove sites at their discretion. Please e-mail info@nic.cx or the forum (free reg. req.) with your opinion of this matter. You may also sign the petition.
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GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
by GNAA Staff
Due to recent AUP policy changes at
Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA.
"We will not let this happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."
GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the
"In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member, penisbird.
excerpt from an irc log
@b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of
@r- shit, that sucks
*** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin
@s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though
@s- nothing about content
@b- ya
@b- im confused too
@s- i dunno what the #5 means
@s- oh i see
@s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content
@s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to
@s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs,
@s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on
@s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content.
@b- hah
@b- he'll have to make a splash page
@s- i already put the lawyer warning on there
@p- hah
@b- that amendment to thier AUP
@b- is like 100% goatse
@s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's
@s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the
@s- - domain. Recently the
@s- - 2003). One of the
@s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure
@s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of
@s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf).
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@s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in
@s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to
@s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain.
@s- -
@s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be
@s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry
@s- - to info@nic.cx.
@s- -
@s- - Best Wishes,
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@s- - Elaine Pruis
This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.
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MOD CRAPDOT DOWN !
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Re:Won't work with music from Apple Store
The situation has been rectified.
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Re:Who needs spam when we have...
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Re:I've seen far worse from spammers.
I've got a website
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Re:gizmodo
bah click this JIZMODO
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Warning Labels?
"...Amongst other things, the proposed law will require the creation of 'do-not-install beacon products' (do-not-ask, you really don't want to know), force P2P apps to include warning labels that users may be exposed to pornography..."
In that case, surely the entire Internet should be forced to carry a warning that users may be exposed to pornography.
Actually, the RIAA had better put a specific warning on their website because, as soon as I manage to hack it again, they'll be going Goat Sex themselves.
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Re:Great
I believe the correct like is 207.44.202.162
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What do you call a slashdot troll?
A: The reciever.
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Years 10 of Goatse.cx!
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Re:Douchebag Alert!
Ha hA Ha hA Ha hA Ha! p00000000000000t
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Re:surprising low 70Mbps for UCB
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- ...but they probably didn't read it themselves.
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- Someone claims that their post consists solely of the cold harsh facts of truth, while the opponent has to resort to name-calling, FUD or other such beastly tactics.
- The pre-emptive plea: "I'll probably get moderated down for saying this..." which of course gets moderated up.
- ...they were posting anonymously to "protect their karma".
- The 'Slashdot mentality' is described and 'rebelled' against, to the author's karmic advantage.
- ...they are effectively moderated up simply for voicing an opinion which is (or claims to be...) 'radically different'
- ...plausible examples of the 'groupthink conformity' are mentioned (e.g. pro-Linux, pro-Open Source, anti-Microsoft, anti-spam, pro-Libertarian, anti-censorship, pro-Napster etc).
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- ...the author talks of 'Slashbots', 'Sheepdot' or other such anti-Slashdot rhetoric ("Open Source, Closed Minds... we are Slashdot")
- ...a clearly inflammatory post is saved from a rightful (Score: -1, Flamebait) with the cautionary "this isn't a troll, I'm just pointing out the facts" or better still, the unconvincing "this isn't a troll - I don't even know what a troll is."
- ...the score makes it clear that Slashdot moderators are becoming more sympathetic to pro-Microsoft posts than pro-Linux ones.
- A poster recognizes a troll and comprehends the futility in replying to such, but does so anyway with the resignation, "I know I'm not supposed to reply to trolls, but..."
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- Ignoring the numerous replies to a "It's funny. Laugh" article that clearly demonstrate that the posters have indeed found it to be amusing, someone suggests that everyone is taking it "waaaaay too seriously."
- Something is criticized as being "cool" or "trendy".
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Re:Gamedev.net
How in the world was this flame bait? The referred page does talk about constructing lens flares, there's not a goat.cx image to be seen and even seems fairly well written.
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Re:Take That, You Tricksters!
