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that shit makes me fucking H A R D ! !
God I'm so fucking horny because of Red Hat that I forgot what this story was even about! Somebody get me a towel!!! Linux root maturbate ugh!!!!!:@:KJ@#F:LEKFJWE ## wfiwje
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Cure for page-widening
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Robotic Mini-sub to Explore Michael's Anus
The HIV Giver writes: The Christopher Street AIDS Buttathon in conjunction with Wood's Hole Homographic Institute will be exploring Michael's rectum with a robotic mini-sub as part of their "Sick Queer" fund raiser for worthless faggots dying of AIDS. Buy your ticket to watch the live webcast of that festering open sewer known as Michael's Rectum. All homos and net censors are cordially invited.
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Re:Seven Dwarfs?
How about horny.goatse.cx, rough.goatse.cx, furry.goatse.cx,...
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Re:Seven Dwarfs?
How about horny.goatse.cx, rough.goatse.cx, furry.goatse.cx,...
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Re:Seven Dwarfs?
How about horny.goatse.cx, rough.goatse.cx, furry.goatse.cx,...
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can u imagine a beowulf cluster of these?
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I'm blocking your ads...
Sorry you're having money troubles...
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Oops... I Widened again...
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fist sport!!!
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Re:More at the BBC
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Happy Troll Tuesday!!!
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I DO IT WRONG!!!
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
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Re:The SF sceneHow about, instead of you heading down to the gay side of SF tonight, you stop by and bang my asshole tonight cowboy?
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Bang this page widening post up your ass!
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Re:Vagina or Penis?
I choose the asshole every time, and you gotta admint, it's kinda tempting.
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Re:Your .sig
i would expect nothing less from Babelfish.
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Re:Damn zionist nerds
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Re:The real worth here...
hey nutgrub - gnu tools are only the technical leader in giving rim jobs. open sores has to grow. It still needs to stop sodomizing itself to make that happen. It's good to see RMS concentrating on something genuinely backward-looking.
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I Hate Slashdot :-)
I just wanted to use my high karma points to help deteriorate Slashdot, just a little. Here we go. [slashdot.org]
First of all, I hate the editors. They can all suck my tiny little cock. Those bastards are such greedy, blooding sucking fuck offs. Words cannot even begin to describe how much I hate those guys. I even hate them more than Kenny. They reject awesome stories and then post lots of bullshit and other corporate sponsored crap. On top of that, they flood our faces with lots of stupid, ugly ads. There are really two words that sum them up entirely: "sell outs". [slashdot.org]
Secondly, Slashdot sucks RoboTroll's [slashdot.org] balls. You know why? Because for being so "user" and "community" oriented, the editors sure do manage to fuck things up for all of us. Oh wait a minute, this is connected to my first point. Oh well. The users ARE Slashdot. Without the users, Slashdot is just another detnet [detonate.net]. Without our input, it's just a failed "news" site run by a bunch of retards.
And what the fuck is up with this subscription? Have you ever taken a shit and then had someone pick that piece of shit up and sell it back to you for $20/year? Fuck that. You idiots manage to pull literally a thousand comments out of your asses every fucking day! These thousands of comments that you shit onto these discussion forums is THE CONTENT THAT DRIVES THIS PATHETIC WEB SITE. And now, Cmdr "Snotting" Taco wants to fucking bill you for it.
For being so pro open source, anti-MS [goatse.cx], and other BS, Slashdot is exactly like its arch-nemesis [microsoft.com].
What's the solution?
Make Malda, his 0.02$ mexican whore, and the rest of his ass fucking homo lovers [slashdot.org] appreciate all the hard work we put into making this site meaningful! STOP POSTING COMMENTS TO SLASHDOT UNTIL THE SUBSCRIPTION GOES AWAY! Screw this shit! Let's take OUR content and go home!
The opinions and statements made in this post are entirely for inflamatory purposes only. Nobody's feelings should be hurt and everyone who is shedding tears over this thing should go shoot themselves. Dear RoboTroll: for my act of karma suicide to get your URL linked on a +1 comment post, please add this stunning example of trollmanship to your library. [slashdot.org] -
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Re:Computer Security... Use IE on Windows...
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You screwed up... this is better
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The Digital Divide
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Re:AOL should use IE!
http://www.klerck.org/ | Last Journal: Saturday January 05, @01:28AM) That way they can have wide pages!
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Re:Wow
So Hemos turned you gay, eh? You can find out more information about your new lifestyle here.
P.S. I think linux sucks. Nuclear bombs are cool.
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wide page!
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Exploding post may have widened your page!
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Warning!
using gnome has been known to cause anal infections I highly recomend KDE for linux users or install windows instead.
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page widening 1.0!
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20 second widening!
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I posted all the comments
Yes it was me posting. I posted all the anon comments in this thread, even about me being a great cocksucker (which I am, ask any of my fellow grade 10 male friends). Please click here. I am a troll and want to be modded down. Click on my posting history and if you look hard enough you will see I troll journals and post goatse links. Hahaha, you clicked the link and saw God!
-the one and only pirodude!
