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sense of goatse
the sense of goatse is also genetic
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Re:kitchen sink?
Or for a source more appropriate to Slashdot, try http://www.goatse.cx/porn_for_lynx.html. All heterosexual, no stretched anal cavities, no images. Guaranteed.
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Re:Advice for my 12 year old self
Get a boyfriend, you obviously dont like pussy. Dont forget to get some of that jelly stuff, or you will end-up like the goatse.cx guy. In that case, you would probably regret it, but for a good reason.
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Here's an interesting rebuttal
Here. I find it compelling and thought-provoking. What do you guys think of it? Please compile your thoughts into written form and reply to me here on inter-web. Thanks!
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Going Out Of Business. EVERYTHING must be SOLD!
The MicroBSD Project has Shut Down! All works have been removed.
To the OpenBSD developers, There was no intent to modify any copyright in the CVS tree. We have publically acknowledged the issue and have shut down this project. We apologize for the inconvience and commotion this has caused the BSD community. It was never our intent to be at odds with anyone in the community to start. All MicroBSD code has been removed from our servers. The web site will go away. The project will cease to exist. This decision is based on time, efforts involved, the lack of developers, and lack of interest. I personally do not have the time, nor am I inclined to continue with a project that has caused this much negativity in the community.
At the suggestions from various repected people in the industry who supported us, we are sorry. We feel it is not in the best interest of the project to continue its exitance. To those that opposed us from the start, We will just go away as you wish.
Specific developer(s) who committed files with those copyright violations were planning on rectifying the issues. Instead, I have decided to completely remove the source tree and all traces of code commited.
There is currently no CVS, cvsweb or downloads available due to a copyright issue being brought to our attention. We have ceased all development activity to address the issue and remove any violations from the cvs tree. This was an unfortunate oversight on our part, and was not intended to violate any copyright issues. We have taken pain staking measures to be sure to not modify/violate any copyrights. We assure you this copyright issue, was an oversight on our part and was not intentional.
In closing we simply ask the the community carry on as it were, and all person(s) with MicroBSD installed, Please remove the code, and install OpenBSD. We will be providing locations to the various apsect of code we had initially committed in features to get the project off the ground before we continued with our planned unique additons to the BSD community. As of now there will be no further contributions to the BSD community as a whole. In closing, Again we apologize for such oversights, and have removed all code. -
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Re:Eh?now this is scary.
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Re:I wish it was Unix
Who's lame? People who don't know what they're talking about but call other people lame.
Here's your link, lameo:
right here
And a close up screenshot
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Re:Notable in its Absence
actually, most slashdotters are typing "I anal", as in this
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oooOOO SLASHDOT FUCKERS OOOooo
goatse 0wnz j00.
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WARNING:
the parent post is a GOATSE link!
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You are truly a piece of shit
you did not get first post you dumb shit. not only does this prove that you can't do anything correctly, much like your negroid father, but it also proves that you are a stupid fuck. you love sucking dick, don't you? of course you fucking faggot. i hope the fight against aids goes well for you, fag. you are truly a shitmaster. and why don't you learn some html (it's not very complicated) so you can make that goatse.cx call an actual link?
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2nd goatse of the day
long live the goatse !!!
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Mysteries of the unexplainedDear friends,
Recently I have become more and more concerned over the legacy of goatse.cx man.
This image has become an icon for the entire generation of
If we do not act quickly and doucment the history of this remarkable man, we may never discover who he truly was. He will become the stuff of legends obscured by time like Moses (who knows what really happened on Mt. Sinai?), Jesus (what did he look like, did he really die?) or, more recently, Osama bin Laden (did he really die?).
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first (sub) goatse!
I own your ass !!!
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Re:Not a bad idea tsarkon reports on goatsI've tried to keep quiet, but I just can't hold it in any longer. I have to tell everyone that Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's disciples believe a conspiracy of disingenuous malcontents control banking, foreign policy, and the media. Here's my side of the story: I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK is up to, the more shocking things, things like how he wants to oppress, segregate, and punish others. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but his devotees often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. His operatives say that nothing would help society more than for them to fight with spiritual weapons that are as pestilential as they are incomprehensible. Sorry, I don't buy that. Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's offhand remarks are amalgams of popular themes among choleric dolts, intrusive ratbags, and wishy-washy pickpockets, period. Now, lest you jump to the conclusion that those of us who oppose Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK would rather run than fight, I assure you that if everyone does his own, small part, together we can burn away social illness, exploitation, and human suffering. He is not as abysmal or nutty as you might think. He's more so. I cannot emphasize enough how much I resent Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's demands. I wouldn't want to put the prisoners in charge of running the prison. I would, on the other hand, love to expose injustice and puncture prejudice. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. If Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK thinks that he can make me react violently, then he's barking up the wrong tree. Call me unprincipled if you'd like; I will still do everything in my power to address a number of important issues. Then, I will announce to the world that I, for one, want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to fight for what is right.
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Spineless exclusionism is a disgrace to humanity, but it cannot be eliminated by moral lectures or by pious intentions. No, it can be eradicated only if we challenge the present and enrich the future. If I may be so bold, one of Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's compeers once said, "Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK can achieve his goals by friendly and moral conduct." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that if Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's satraps had even an ounce of integrity, they would set the record straight. Needless to say, if the only way to champion the force of goodness against the greed of the most homicidal megalomaniacs I've ever seen is for me to kiss my freedom goodbye, then so be it. It would undeniably be worth it, because it is immature and stupid of him to supplant national heroes with power-hungry cheapskates. It would be mature and intelligent, however, to reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from his bromides, and that's why I say that his pronouncements are based on hate. Hate, unilateralism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life. Whenever there's an argument about Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's apologists merely present their allegations as though they were true, a technique known as a "conclusory" or "Kierkegaardian" leap. That should settle the argument pretty quickly. In contrast, Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK wants all of us to believe that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. The problem with him is not that he's sententious. It's that he wants to win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats. Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK thinks that it is his moral imperative to cheat on taxes. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. If there's an untold story here, it's that you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with indecent thugs?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of his orations in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must take away as many of his opportunities for mischief as possible. Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK might put an anal-retentive spin on important issues when you least expect it. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? To most people, the idea that there is blood on his hands is so endemic, so long ingrained, that when others conclude that he, the worst sorts of oppressive, bloodthirsty degenerates there are, and a few decent but occasionally sick people are engaged in a desperate struggle for the soul of society, this merely seems to be affirming an obvious truth. After I promote peace, prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: He does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent. Because of his cock-and-bull stories, our schools simply do not teach the basics anymore. Instead, they preach the theology of pretentious fetishism. He managed to convince a bunch of what I call crapulous mountebanks to help him force me to react, on cue, to the trigger-words that he has inserted into my mind by dint of endless repetition. What was the quid pro quo there? First, I'll give you a very brief answer, and then I'll go back and explain my answer in detail. As for the brief answer, he argues that women are spare parts in the social repertoire -- mere optional extras. I wish I could suggest some incontrovertible chain of apodictic reasoning that would overcome this argument, but the best I can do is the following: Just because he and his helpers don't like being labelled as "laughable mattoids" or "haughty, ghastly deviants" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that I, for one, feel no more personal hatred for Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK than I might feel for a herd of wild animals or a cluster of poisonous reptiles. One does not hate those whose souls can exude no spiritual warmth; one pities them. Unless we snap his toadies out of their trance, our whole social structure will gradually disintegrate and crumble into ruins. When Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK says that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. He keeps telling us that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to annihilate a person's personality, individuality, will, and character. Are we also supposed to believe that he can toss quaint concepts like decency, fairness, and rational debate out the window and get away with it? I didn't think so. Let's understand one fundamental fact: Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's editorials are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. And they promote the mistaken idea that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. We should give Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK a taste of his own medicine. Although others may disagree with that claim, few would dispute that Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's publications represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. There is a problem here. A very large, mischievous, blasphemous problem. I've received a smattering of mail from people who want to know the real story behind Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK's sullen conjectures, so here it is: Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK appears to have found a new tool to use to help him hijack the word "philosophicotheological" and use it to give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society. That tool is fogyism, and if you watch him wield it, you'll undoubtedly see why the last time I told his cringers that I want to build bridges where in the past all that existed were moats and drawbridges, they declared in response, "But unreasonable euphuists and the most smarmy rascals you'll ever see should rule this country." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. Inasmuch as I disagree with his accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet his speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. If you agree, read on. If you ever ask Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed. Do you really want him to work hand-in-glove with the worst classes of dim-witted creeps I've ever seen? I think not. Let's face it: His cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. If Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere. Once, just once, I'd like to see his followers give the needy a helping hand, as opposed to an elbow in the face. But until they do that (if they ever do that), we must realize that I, for one, certainly can't live with narrow-minded unscrupulous-types who stand in the way of progress. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. So, how can Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK remove society's moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result? I guess it just boils down to the question: How much longer can we tolerate his scurrilous teachings before the whole country collectively throws up? Well, we all know the answer to that question, don't we? But in case you don't, then you should note that Fabianism doesn't work. So why does Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK cling to it? Well, if I knew that, I'd be in Stockholm picking up my prize and a sizable check. Now, perhaps you think I'm imagining things. Perhaps you think that he really isn't going to violate all the rules of decorum. Well, I wish it were just my imagination. But you know, he has a natural talent for complaining. He can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. In a nutshell, Rob Malda is a Fucking Fag and the Lameness filter SUCKS DOGDICK can't relate what he sees to any broader principle.
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Great idea.
Internet radio dramas are a great idea. How else will the visually impaired get to enjoy goatse.cx? -
FUCK(YOU);
troll.write("Shove your dick in here and LIKE IT");
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oh dear sweet merciful crap
There are so many things wrong with this idea, namely the affect it will undeniably have on the ratio of windows:amiga users.
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Sweet Merciful CRAP
There are so many things wrong with this idea, namely the affect it will undeniably have on the parhelion of neptune. Here's a site describing just WHY this sucks.
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Goatse merchandise
According to the old goat they are coming out with a line of official goatse.cx merchandise. I know it's old news to most goatse regulars and most Slashdotters, but I just haven't visited her in a while.
IMPORTANT NOTE: There are many merchandising attempts for goatse.cx around the web-- none of them are real, none of them are official. Do not buy this gimmick merchandise. The official goatse.cx merchandise is coming soon! -
could it be
the first GOATSE ???
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PANTIES.COM IS A SHAM!
I, as many avid young slashdot readers are, am a highly active member of the Panties Of the Month Club. With a catchphrase like
Well as I recently found out, this club is a SHAM. The entire thing is preselected an entire YEAR in advance, as shown here:
January
Feburary
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
How can they lie to us like this you must be asking? I believe I have it all figured out. A simple whois returns
Registrant:
Lila Williams - Panty of theMonth (LA Williams (PANTIES-DOM)
Rural Route 3 BOX 75-B
Fairfield, IA 52556
US
Domain Name: PANTIES.COM
What.s so special about that? A simple Google search links Lila Williams with 577 different counts of terrorism(.Searched the web for Lila Williams terrorist. Results 1 - 10 of about 577.)
Those Israeli bastards are trying to hit us where our women are most sensitive . their vaginas.
This post will get modded down, Please redistribute it to help spread the word. We cant let the terrorists get to our vaginas. You.re not anti-vagina, are you?
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But.....
All I want is you. You are the one who made me realize my true feelings. Please be my buttse.cx lover.
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Re:Question for blender users
You can buy the the blender book for 34 bucks. Also you can download a OCRed copy from GoatSe. I'm serious, the dude did it in blender. Look if this is a troll posting would I say the link is Goatse?!
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Mirror for the picture of the damage...
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But...
my goatse flush beats you all. Pay up, negroes.
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HUNDREDSOMETHINGTH PSOT!
but it's just like the first post! here'z a pic uv yu0, fag0t.
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WRONG, FUCKO. IT'S *BSD THAT'S DYING!
It is official; NASDAQ now confirms: Salon.comis dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered websize community when the Wall Street Journal confirmed that Salon.com's market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Publisher's Clearinghouse survey which plainly states that Salon.com has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Salon.com is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last in the recent "Websites I Like to Wank To" test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Salon.com's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Salon.com faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Salon.com because Salon.com is dying. Things are looking very bad for Salon.com. As many of us are already aware, Salon.com continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Jennifer Reiter's "Nothing Personal" is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core celebrity sycophants. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time social critics George Plimpton and Carrot Top only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Salon is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slate.com's editor Michael Kinsley states that there are 7000 readers of Slate. How many readers of Salon are there? Let's see. The number of James Carville/Kinsley slash fiction stories versus Carino Chocano nude photos on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Carina Chocano fans. Salon.com posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of alt.furry posts. Therefore there are about 700 readers of Salon. A recent article put Arianna Huffington's column at about 80 percent of the market for pictures of colonoscopies. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 creditors of the company. This is consistent with the number of full page advertisements Salon runs.
Due to the troubles of Iraq, abysmal sales and so on, The Well went out of business and was taken over by Fark.com who use it to post pictures of naked ferrets. Now Table Talk is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Salon.com has steadily declined in market share. Salon is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Salon is to survive at all it will be among mushy-headed liberal wankers. Salon continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Salon is dead.
Fact: Salon is dying
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Which reminds me
I've recently put together three boxen for family and friends from my spares pile. We're talking 120-150Mhz PIs, 48-64MB SIMM RAM, 1GB drives, quad speed CD-ROMs, 56K modems and 1MB S3 cards, with Win98SE, Word 97, Outlook Express and not much else.
Now, to me and thee, that spec sucks, but to someone that just wants a box for email, browsing and word processing, it does everything that they need to do, as fast as they need to do it.
Sure, I like being able to buy 3Ghz monsters, but you need to sell a lot of systems to make back the the cost of the R&D for them. And given that we should all be aware by now of the environmental cost of computer systems, I'm going to be keeping "obsolete" hardware in service just as long as I can, and thumb my nose at the marketeers who tell me that there are compelling reasons to upgrade other than the magic smoke getting out. -
Re:mmmm gay sex not as good as Ninnle!
Your post is offtopic. It has nothing to do with gay sex.... or goat sex:
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."
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Re:Less heavy going
I think that Billy Goat Hardware explains things with better pictures for simpletons.
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frist post!
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Re:Obligatory Beowulf cluster posting! sugarbitchBecause of Lord Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick Diskiller's attitude, I usually don't respond to his catch-phrases, but this time I'll make an exception. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick is trying to devalue me as a person. His mission? To confuse the catastrophic power of state fascism with the repression of an authoritarian government in our minds. It strikes me as amusing that he complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick does nothing but complain. I'll repeat what I've already said: Not only does he send the wrong message to children, but he then commands his vicegerents, "Go, and do thou likewise." I challenge all of the egocentric tricksters out there to consider this: If natural selection indeed works by removing the weakest and most genetically unfit members of a species, then Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick is clearly going to be the first to go.
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After reading everything I could find on this subject, I was forced to conclude that in asserting that his principles are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals, he demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick has been trying for some time to convince people that profits come before people. Don't believe his hype! Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick has just been offering that line as a means to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population.In order to subject his opuscula to the rigorous scrutiny they warrant, we must expose injustice and puncture prejudice. And that's just the first step. Remember, I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because it's possible that Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick doesn't realize this because he has been ingrained with so much of scapegoatism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we seek liberty, equality, and fraternity. Why am I furious? Because once you understand his ventures, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick hurt people's feelings. And why am I embarrassed? Because his claim that hooliganism is the key to world peace is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity, but an assault on the human mind. Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick, who has posed as Savior of the World, is nothing else but the world's seducer, its destroyer, its incendiary, and its executioner. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. He is odious, churlish, antihumanist, combative, unambitious, and prissy. Need I go on? There's something fishy about his musings. I think he's up to something, something sleazy and perhaps even negligent.
I'm merely suggesting that I would like to comment on Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick's attempt to associate emotionalism with chauvinism. There is no association. This is not Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, where the state would be eager to stifle dissent. Not yet, at least. But I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to shoo Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick away like the annoying bug that he is, because doing so clearly demonstrates how I can unquestionably suggest how he ought to behave. Ultimately, however, the burden of acting with moral rectitude lies with Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick himself.
Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick's ballyhoos are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk" -- an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well -- because Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick says that it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to reinforce the impression that shallow, possession-obsessed quacks -- as opposed to Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick's foot soldiers -- are striving to jawbone aimlessly. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"? It takes more than a mass of indelicate apostates to preserve the peace. It takes a great many thoughtful and semi-thoughtful people who are willing to sound the bugle of liberty. Furthermore, it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of fastidious, inane braggadocios like Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. I reject his demands. But let's not lose perspective. It's really not bloody-mindedness that compels me to take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance. It's my sense of responsibility to you, the reader. When I was younger, I wanted to defy Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick. I still want to do that, but now I realize that if he thinks that he can make me sell my soul to the devil, then he's barking up the wrong tree.
I have one itsy-bitsy problem with his allegations. Videlicet, they impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior he disapproves of. And that's saying nothing about how what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. In plain, simple-to-understand English, Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick says that he holds a universal license that allows him to break up society's solidarity and cohesiveness. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely sinful and useless lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick's compeers.
If this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by him. I attribute the social and psychological problems of modern society to the fact that Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick speaks like a true defender of the status quo -- a status quo, we should not forget, that enables him to publish blatantly abominable rhetoric as "education" for children to learn in school. We find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that the boogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands. This belief is due to a basic confusion, which can be cleared up simply by stating that Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick just keeps on saying, "I don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. I just want to pass off all sorts of caustic and obviously coldhearted stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience"." To the best of my knowledge, he is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! I would not have thought it possible that Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick confuses entertainment with learning, but it's absolutely true.
I don't mean to imply that he is a man of questionable moral character, but it's true, nonetheless. I have a problem with his use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick doesn't need to prove his claim that his treatises prevent smallpox; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, some people are responsible and others are not. Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick falls into the category of "not".
Is it important that his mottos are a modern-day example of a Procrustean bed? Of course it's important. But what's more important is that Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick's vaporings are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition." Funny, that was the same term that his secret agents once used to distort the facts. Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick talks a lot about revanchism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can he argue for something he's never defined? Well, I asked the question, so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that in his warnings, ethnocentrism is witting and unremitting, uppity and infantile. He revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to achieve total world domination. My eventual goal for this letter is to take off the kid gloves and vent some real anger at Lord Martin "The Buttfucking Gerbil Raper" Fuckstick Diskiller. I'm counting on you for your support.
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Re:Lego
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
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ghostse."
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Dear U.S. Library of Congress,
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Yours very truly,
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Open plea
Dear U.S. Library of Congress,
Although not a U.S. citizen, I implore you to retain redundant backups of the website goatse.cx. Losing this website to a disaster would be tantamount to losing the collective works of Shakespeare, DaVinci and Picasso. The goatse.cx guy is an artist in the truest sense of the word.
Yours very truly,
grubby
