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A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says, "Son, in all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghostse."

The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."

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I clicked on it because I find the picture hilariously funny.

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My tagline reads:
"It's much easier to mod me down than to post an intelligent reply."

An AC (aren't they all?) replies:
"Man, that sig is getting tired - If you were ever a moderator you'd know you cant post and moderate the same discussion. So, if I'm modding the channel I can't reply, and vice versa."

Of course I know this. It appears you're missing the point. Discussion is preferred to an add-nothing vote. I read Slashdot to see interesting commentary. Even crappy posts can get insightful replies, which are worth reading. I'm encouraging people to add to the signal, not the noise.

Unfortunately, people seem to think this is a not-too-subtle attempt to save my karma. To those people I'd suggest that they're way too interested in some fucking point system. Don't believe me?

GoatSe.cx. Moderators, please mod this post down. Everyone else ...please don't click that link. =)

But HERE are some good pics.

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here

Oh, i thought you said bunghole!

Michael Vincent sucks a lot of cock! Visit his site, it's at ticalc.org.

It was nice knowing you. openGL was sorely missed, that they were thrown out of their own ARB building by Microsoft. Yes, Microsoft wants nothing to do with openGL. Yes, Microsoft now owns the ARB building that was once the conservatory of openGL.

Don't let the doorknob spank you on the way out.

Aside from nVidia and PowerVR, there are NO HIGH QUALITY OPENGL DRIVERS capable of meeting todays needs. No the DRI project (http://dri.sourceforge.net) is not viable as nobody of such caliber of skill is capable of meeting the requirments of qualifying as a maintaner of the DRI for any brand of closed-documentation graphics accelerator.

Today, only DirectDraw and Direct3D are willingly supported by graphics card designers and manufacturers. Nobody wants a second PC operating system; they just want to deal with Apple Mac OSX or Microsoft WindowsXP. Not another. And with Linux being so fucking binary incompatible with future, past, and present distributions of other companies, that just to provide Linux support they know they will be forced to troubleshoot over 20 fucking possible different Linux distributions. Linux is portable at the Protocol and is why everyone secretly boosts at as the opensource operating system. Without opensource shit, stuff doesn't get re-compiled and without compilation you can kiss Linux software goodbye.

On a stinking XFree86/DRI developer's list, Linus Torvalds confirms your worst fears. Sorry to say it, but Linus Torvalds' quote may be applied to the rest of his stinking world of the Linux kernel; including Mesa3D.

>> Let's see Michael tell the judge that he commonly uses 'porthole' in everyday life

I'd say michael devotes more time, thought, and energy to portholes than anyone else alive.

Heil me !!!

Same person? You be the judge...

1) Both names short and start with an 'F'
2) Both are complete retards
3) I fucked 'both' of them

I think the evidence strongly supports the fact that Kathleen Fent and Ellen Feiss are THE SAME PERSON!
Another breakthrough, only found at Slashdot.org

She should really look at herself before she accuses the Cmdr of not having any manhood.
I mean, if she wants sex so bad, she could just fuck herself, leaving Rob to do more "important" things.

this will get rid of your hard-on!

Don't thank me.

I disagree. I use PornOS for everything. My desktop background.

Cheers.

Fuck you

Come to goatse.cx, you will cum your underpants.

Sir, I must protest. This link does not redirect you to goatse.cx. Please, won't anyone think of the children???

CmdrTaco: 2) What happen???

Timothy: Somebody set up us The Turd Report.

CowboiKneel: We get Ninnle.

CmdrTaco: Hot grits turn on.

Katz: How are you Natalie Portman?

CmdrTaco: It's Stephen King!

Katz: In Soviet Russia, you are belong to all your goatse.

CmdrTaco: What you say!!

Katz: *BSD is on the way to dying. You have no chance to PROFIT!!! more like celda.

There's a mirror of the report here. Sad really, they're talking about auto-erotic asphyxiation. It took hours to get his head pulled out of there.

If it can't read the actual page and determine what it is about, doesn't that lead to widespread Google-bombing? For instance, what if everyone wrote: Hey! Look at the really sweet site!. Note: In reality I do not recommend clicking that link.

All you Slashdot fuckers out there Have some of my goatse.

What about uranus??

Next, can you sell your fucking computer and rid Slashdot of your asshatted machinations? Here, fetch your dollar. Go digging, boyo!

DANCE!

Dude this is great, but you forgot to link PROFIT!

knowhutimean?

One of my favourite packages is this one.

# Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic. # Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. # Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. # Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. # Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page) Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to goatse.cx.

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Notice all the posts that tell you exactly where you went wrong with this statement dickless? You're a fucking moron. How dare you say "what are you talking about?" to me! You're the fucking retard; not me! Eat my shit. Eat the corn out of my shit. Eat your mother's shit. Fuck you with a red hot poker, right in your loose anus. FUCK YOU! Here you are!

In the palm of my hands...







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and here's teh back door to go with it!

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