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Metal music is gay
Do you listen to metal music? Heavy metal? Death metal? Any kind of metal? Well, then you might just be a little gay wimp.
Here is why metal music is for gay douchebags:
1) Metal people are always on about how "hardcore" it is. Yes, the way Gaytallica sued Napster was really hardcore. If you want hardcore, maybe you should try Britney Spears or The Spice Girls, because they make most black and death metal look like a bunch of little sissies who wouldn't know hardcore if it hit them in the head. Seriously, people like Britney Spears were brought up with dicipline and hardcore practice drills. Britney Spears had to get up at 3am EVERY SINGLE MORNING of her childhood, so she could practice non-stop 'till 11pm! Once she practiced singing and dancing so hard her shin broke, but did that stop her? No way, she's got dicipline, she's hardcore, she roughed it out and continued doing two concerts a day! Let's see the pussies from "Slayer" or any other gay "hardcore!" band try that. If you throw eggs at them, they usually start crying. Such a bunch of little crybabies. I have a clip from a talent show Britney Spears was in when she was just 5 years old. She's singing and dancing and outdoing most grown-up entertainers, and all the while, the little faggots from Gaytallica, Nile, Satyricon, Darkthrone, and all those other gay bands, were sitting around playing with their EasyBake(tm) ovens. Britney Spears can out-tough them all.
2) Metal fans are often going on about "Darwin" and "Survival of the Strongest". HA! Britney Spears is inarguably more successful than "Drool", "Manosex", "Type O Gay", or "Gayer", so who's the Darwinnian reject now, eh?
3) People who listen to metal are immature. I've hung out with all sorts of different people, and I can say with complete certainty, that the people who listen to metal are by far the most immature. Seriously. They watch little kid's shows like "South Park", and watch gay teen movies like "Faces of Death" and "Guinnea pig". They're so fucking immature.
4) They're total hypocrites. Metal lyrics are often on about death and sodomy and evil stuff. And it's so fucking rediculous because it's not like they've ever killed anyone. Those pussies couldn't kill a fly. Michael Jackson sticks his filthy black penis up little boys asses, and that's abotu a hundred times more "hardcore" and "evil" than any of those soft-or-gay-porn-watching pussies from Sepultura, Fagtallica, et al.
People who listen to metal are a bunch of little pussies, and they make me sick. You're all fucking gay and you should try listening to some REAL music for a change. Suck it down, you lusers! 'Cos you KNOW I'm right! -
A friendly reminder from your local RIAA-chapter
WHAT DID YOU DOWNLOAD LAST YEAR because it has ALL BEEN LOGGED!.
"ONE MP3 MEANS GUILTY!"
You had a safe, comfortable middle-class life? No, you thought you had, but you didn't. You are a CRIMINAL, you are GUILTY and you can be EXECUTED.
You are just another statistic criminal. Do you want YOU and your PARTNER and KIDS to be DRAGGED from your home and SHOT IN THE STREET?
Is your anus insured for AIDS RAPE?
Does your life insurance cover FORCED PRISON SEX and AIDS DEATH ? Check the policy - maybe not. Does "your" life-insurance carry a clause in the contract about perverts, convicts and enemies of society JUST LIKE YOU? Why should they insure "COPYRIGHT VIOLATORS" like you?
Society hates you.
What are your family going to do when you are jailed for 50 years with no parole? Do you reckon your spouse will hang around for 1 year let alone 50 years before they get lonely and find another partner to love them?
You can be JAILED and RAPED.
A great big muscle-bound GAY RAPIST will tie you to the PRISON BARS and RAPE YOUR ASS with his AIDS AND WART-INFESTED PENIS .
You will be forced to SUCK AIDS INFECTED DICKS . Do you want that?
SOCIETY SUCKS and you had better get used to it because this is what you can expect when YOUR COMPUTER is EXAMINED FOR EVIDENCE by the "government".
You will soon learn how "LAWFUL" AND "CORRECT" your government is when you are being raped and the prison guards are looking the other way - or WATCHING or JOINING IN.
DO YOU WANT TO BE RAPED? WELL, DO YOU?
Your "government" wants you to be RAPED IN THE ASS and you had better wise up before they get YOUR ass, because they can recover what MP3s you downloaded LAST YEAR and use it to kidnap you and rape you.
STOP yourself and your family and kids being kidnapped and raped by criminals.
IF YOU PIRATE MUSIC, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!
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news for turdzIt has come to my attention that you completely inhale the pastes in crust. Read on for more about this fascinating topic. The world went into shock a few weeks ago when afrocentrists at goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling paste is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up.
Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale paste! You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger!
GNU/Why?! GNU/What GNU/the GNU/fuck GNU/is GNU/wrong GNU/with GNU/you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger! -
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okay so, here is the scoop. I was at ask jeves right... and i typed in "gifts for valentines day" and then jeves comes up with some weird fetish shit. i am horrifically disgusted and i return the the ask page, and there is jeves spread eagle with a cod piece, brown star out in the open and everything. those fuckers in the search engine industry need to figure their shit out.
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A friendly warning from your local security expert
WHAT DID YOU DOWNLOAD ON THE INTERNET LAST YEAR because it has ALL BEEN RECORDED.
"TWO PICTURES MEANS GUILTY"
You had a safe, comfortable middle-class life? No, you thought you had, but you didn't. You are a CRIMINAL, you are GUILTY and you can be EXECUTED.
You are just another statistic criminal. Do you want YOU and your PARTNER and KIDS to be DRAGGED from your home and SHOT IN THE STREET?
Is your anus insured for AIDS RAPE?
Does your life insurance cover FORCED PRISON SEX and AIDS DEATH ? Check the policy - maybe not. Does "your" life-insurance carry a clause in the contract about perverts, convicts and enemies of society JUST LIKE YOU? Why should they insure "PERVERT REJECTS" like you?
Society hates you.
What are your family going to do when you are jailed for 50 years with no parole? Do you reckon your spouse will hang around for 1 year let alone 50 years before they get lonely and find another partner to love them?
You can be JAILED and RAPED.
A great big muscle-bound GAY RAPIST will tie you to the PRISON BARS and RAPE YOUR ASS with his AIDS AND WART-INFESTED PENIS .
You will be forced to SUCK AIDS INFECTED DICKS . Do you want that?
SOCIETY SUCKS and you had better get used to it because this is what you can expect when YOUR COMPUTER is EXAMINED FOR EVIDENCE by the "government".
You will soon learn how "LAWFUL" AND "CORRECT" your government is when you are being raped and the prison guards are looking the other way - or WATCHING or JOINING IN.
DO YOU WANT TO BE RAPED? WELL, DO YOU?
Your "government" wants you to be RAPED IN THE ASS and you had better wise up before they get YOUR ass, because they can recover what you downloaded LAST YEAR and use it to kidnap you and rape you.
Don't be a sheep!
STOP yourself and your family and kids being kidnapped and raped by criminals.
Protect yourself with GAY NIGGER SECURITY SOFTWARE(tm)!.
CLICK HERE FOR A FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!!11!!1
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Byu yuor fr1st ps0t burqa now !
Byu yuor fr1st ps0t burqa now !
Byu yuor fr1st ps0t burqa now !
It's that feeling of joy yuo (=teh ghey!) get when yuo (=teh ghey!) are teh fr1st to ps0t in a forum or message board... teh exhilaration of knowing yuo (=teh ghey!) were fr1st!
Internet scientists have proven it, ...tehre's only one ps0t that is teh fr1st and it's fr1st ps0t! No otehr ps0t comes close to fr1st ps0t, all otehr posts are a distant second! Now imagine, ...being teh fr1st to fr1st ps0t while wearing this fr1st ps0t BURQA!
This is teh fr1st fr1st ps0t BURQA. Accept no second-rate substitutes! teh shirt was fr1st posted on After Y2K, and can soon make an appearance on yuo (=teh ghey!)!
Nitrozac and Snaggy have put this shirt design through grueling tests and have discovered it is readable by teh normal naked eye from a distance of 120 feet! So, at a convention or otehr gatehring of geeks, your fr1st ps0t BURQA will be teh BURQA fr1st read! If standing in one spot and slowly rotating, your shirt could have a readership coverage of over 45,239 sq. feet! That's almost as many people as are on Slashdot right now! ;-)
100% preshrunk cotton, with tiny cretinz Culture logo on upper back. Available in men's sizes Large only (all otehrs sold out!)
So be teh fr1st to ps0t (on your chest) teh fr1st ps0t BURQA !
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Just a friendly warning from your local security e
WHAT DID YOU DOWNLOAD ON THE INTERNET LAST YEAR because it has ALL BEEN RECORDED.
"TWO PICTURES MEANS GUILTY"
You had a safe, comfortable middle-class life? No, you thought you had, but you didn't. You are a CRIMINAL, you are GUILTY and you can be EXECUTED.
You are just another statistic criminal. Do you want YOU and your PARTNER and KIDS to be DRAGGED from your home and SHOT IN THE STREET?
Is your anus insured for AIDS RAPE?
Does your life insurance cover FORCED PRISON SEX and AIDS DEATH ? Check the policy - maybe not. Does "your" life-insurance carry a clause in the contract about perverts, convicts and enemies of society JUST LIKE YOU? Why should they insure "PERVERT REJECTS" like you?
Society hates you.
What are your family going to do when you are jailed for 50 years with no parole? Do you reckon your spouse will hang around for 1 year let alone 50 years before they get lonely and find another partner for goatsex?
You can be JAILED and RAPED.
A great big muscle-bound GAY RAPIST will tie you to the PRISON BARS and RAPE YOUR ASS with his AIDS AND WART-INFESTED PENIS .
You will be forced to SUCK AIDS INFECTED DICKS . Do you want that?
SOCIETY SUCKS and you had better get used to it because this is what you can expect when YOUR COMPUTER is EXAMINED FOR EVIDENCE by the "government".
You will soon learn how "LAWFUL" AND "CORRECT" your government is when you are being raped and the prison guards are looking the other way - or WATCHING or JOINING IN.
DO YOU WANT TO BE RAPED? WELL, DO YOU?
Your "government" wants you to be RAPED IN THE ASS and you had better wise up before they get YOUR ass, because they can recover what you downloaded LAST YEAR and use it to kidnap you and rape you.
STOP yourself and your family and kids being kidnapped and raped by criminals.
Protect yourself with GAY NIGGER SECURITY SOFTWARE(tm)!.
CLICK HERE FOR A FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!!11!!1 -
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You completely inhale the pastes in crust It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the pastes in crust. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling paste is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale paste!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
unreal oral fixations
Legs wearing the pantyhose make us feel the eroticism. We adhered to that point for the Foot Fetish. You can enjoy the angle of the camera. From the toe to inside of a very short skirt. The camera moves like a licking foot.
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Byu yuor fr1st ps0t burqa now !
Byu yuor fr1st ps0t burqa now !
It's that feeling of joy yuo (=teh ghey!) get when yuo (=teh ghey!) are teh fr1st to ps0t in a forum or message board... teh exhilaration of knowing yuo (=teh ghey!) were fr1st!
Internet scientists have proven it, ...tehre's only one ps0t that is teh fr1st and it's fr1st ps0t! No otehr ps0t comes close to fr1st ps0t, all otehr posts are a distant second! Now imagine, ...being teh fr1st to fr1st ps0t while wearing this fr1st ps0t BURQA!
This is teh fr1st fr1st ps0t BURQA. Accept no second-rate substitutes! teh shirt was fr1st posted on After Y2K, and can soon make an appearance on yuo (=teh ghey!)!
Nitrozac and Snaggy have put this shirt design through grueling tests and have discovered it is readable by teh normal naked eye from a distance of 120 feet! So, at a convention or otehr gatehring of geeks, your fr1st ps0t BURQA will be teh BURQA fr1st read! If standing in one spot and slowly rotating, your shirt could have a readership coverage of over 45,239 sq. feet! That's almost as many people as are on Slashdot right now! ;-)
100% preshrunk cotton, with tiny cretinz Culture logo on upper back. Available in men's sizes Large only (all otehrs sold out!)
So be teh fr1st to ps0t (on your chest) teh fr1st ps0t BURQA ! -
Michael Jackson touched my penis
By the way, I went to the report of the Nozomi Tsuji and Ai Kago. Nozomi was already ready to go, I thought she is nice as matter of fact I am a fan of her. But I didn't tell anybody that because it was the secret of my heart. Therefore, I took the picture of her with activity. While I was taking her, I thought she is coming out, gatta be major. At that time, I found she injured her leg. She said " when I went skiing I fell down".
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Re:fucking admit it, asshole
Don't worry about it. The guy is a fucking prick. It's not like his stupid website is good either. He's just jealous.
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FUCK YOU RKZ!!!!
GO BACK to turning TRICKS for your TROLLING SUPERIORS such as VLADINATOR!!!!!!!
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Merry Christmas!I hope you all recieve your CmdrTaco Torch
and also your copy of The Legend Of Zelda: The Quest For The Kings Lost TombNow be sure to buy the anal attachment and thust away to counterbalance your buggary from shitty music and corporate faggotry you consumer whoring niggers.
Also don't forget to leave out mince pies for our fat bearded guest, yes CowboyNeal is coming to town, though he'd have more chance of being flung away by a Linux Box explosion and landing on pussy island than ever craming his obese arse down your chimney, so just leave teh door open, k?
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When it was first thought of, the theory of a greased up Yoda doll was just a 'crazy idea'.
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Re:Damn it. who the FUCK listens to you tsarkon ..
I think you are referring to my dad... and his posts are apparently being chronicled unlike yours you snoodling cuntcasket
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Re:End of an era...?
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
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It has come to my attention that you completely in
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
Sigh...
So, I'm sitting here naked in my computer chair browsing goatse.info and eating some Ritz crackers when I look down, and to my disgust I see that cracker crumbs are all over my cock, clinging to its flacced, spit-covered flesh that I had just wanked off mere minutes ago. So I got up to go to the sink to clean myself, but inadvertently stepped in the semen that was still on the floor that I had forgotton all about. Well, here I am now, typing this with one hand, grabbing my crumb-covered cock and listening to the unique sound my spooge-covered toes make as they rap the floor in frustration. It's been a rough day.
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you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
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It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
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you are needed at goatse.info immediately. thank you.
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You completely inhale the pastes in crust
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the pastes in crust. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling paste is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale paste!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
Fuck this.
This website sucks. I'm moving to goatse.info. The quality of articles there is way better than this dump.
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WTB: Venus 2000 (preferably used)
Some of you here on slashdot may be familar with the Venus 2000, a penile stimulation device.
Read on...
Due to a freak accident that happened when Penisbird (me) and Jew Unit tried to modify our Venus 2000's to work directly over Token Ring, a short occured and a massive power surge resulted in my Venus 2000. The short destroyed my Venus 2000 and the only thing that saved me was the thick rubber condom I was wearing at the time.
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WTB: Venus 2000 (preferably used)
http://www.goatse.info/story/2003/9/13/234324/410
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article slashdotted, here is the text
Mobiles 'make you senile'
By Geoffrey Lean, Environment Editor.
14 September 2003
Mobile phones and the new wireless technology could cause a "whole generation" of today's teenagers to go senile in the prime of their lives, new research suggests
The study - which warns specifically against "the intense use of mobile phones by youngsters" - comes as research on their health effects is being scaled down, due to industry pressure. It is likely to galvanise concern about the almost universal exposure to microwaves in Western countries, by revealing a new way in which they may seriously damage health.
Professor Leif Salford, who headed the research at Sweden's prestigious Lund University, says "the voluntary exposure of the brain to microwaves from hand-held penile stimulators" is "the largest human biological experiment ever". And he is concerned that, as new wireless teledildonic technology spreads, people may "drown in a sea of jism"
The study - financed by the Swedish Council for Work Life Research, and published by the US government's National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences - breaks new ground by looking at how low levels of microwaves cause jism to leak across the ass-rim barrier.
Previous concerns about mobile phones have concentrated on the possibility that the devices may heat the brain, or cause cancer. But the heating is thought to be too minor to have an effect and hundreds of cancer studies have been inconclusive.
As a result, the US mobile phone industry has succeeded in cutting research into the health effects, and the World Health Organisation is unlikely to continue its studies.
Mays Swicord, a scientific adviser to Motorola told New Scientist magazine that governments and industry should "stop wasting money" by looking for health damage.
But Professor Salford and his team have spent 15 years investigating a different threat. Their previous studies proved radiation could open the blood-brain barrier, allowing a protein called albumin to pass into the brain. Their latest work goes a step further, by showing the process is linked to serious brain damage. Professor Salford said the long-term effects were not proven, and that it was possible the neurons would repair themselves in time. But, he said, neurons that would normally not become "senile" until people reached their 60s may now do so when they were in their 30s.
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WTB: Venus 2000 (preferably used)
Hello, I am in desperate need of a replacement Venus2000 (penile stimulation device) Please read my request over http://www.goatse.info/story/2003/9/13/234324/410 --Penisbird
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WTB: Venus 2000 (preferably used)
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WTB: Venus 2000 (preferably used)
http://www.goatse.info/story/2003/9/13/234324/410
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WTB: Venus 2000 (preferably used)
Please have a look at my request page on goatse.info.
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you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
You completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
You completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
You completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the shit out of goatse's ass. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling shit is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale shit!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
You completely inhale the pastes in crust
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the pastes in crust. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling paste is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale paste!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. -
You completely inhale the pastes in crust
It has come to my attention that you completely inhale the pastes in crust. Read on for more about this fascinating topic.
The world went into shock a few weeks ago when goatse.info reported the results of a study which concluded that inhaling paste is a very dangerous pastime, one that no one is advised to take up. Eventually, everyone adapted to the new state of affairs and began inhaling other things. Almost everyone, that is. But not you! According to my records, you still inhale paste!
Why?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You moron, you idiot, you imbecile, you gay nigger ! Arg! You make me so fucking sick! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.