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Re:Glad to help out by Anonymous Coward · 2019-04-14 06:13 · Score: -1 · on 'BlackHoles@Home' Will Use Your PC For DIY Gravitational Wave Analysis (phys.org)

Use your laptop to measure this brown hole, Kendall

Old news by TeknoHog · 2019-04-10 03:15 · Score: -1 · on Black Hole Picture Captured For First Time in Space 'Breakthrough' (theguardian.com)

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Found the primary image by Anonymous Coward · 2019-03-18 12:04 · Score: 0 · on New Mirai Malware Variant Targets Signage TVs and Presentation Systems (zdnet.com)

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Re: Free Tokelau by Anonymous Coward · 2018-12-24 14:01 · Score: 0 · on Why One Tiny Island is Still a Domain Name Giant (zdnet.com)

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Re: Maybe Milk substitute? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-07-19 01:18 · Score: 0 · on Should the Word 'Milk' Be Used To Describe Nondairy Milk-Alternative Products? (arstechnica.com)

What if it comes from a goat rather than a cow?

Re: So, no Goatse Warning? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-21 16:35 · Score: -1 · on Why Antarctica Is Getting Taller (livescience.com)

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Re: Let the show begin by Anonymous Coward · 2018-05-13 05:15 · Score: -1 · on Ask Slashdot: Is It Linux or GNU/Linux? (linuxjournal.com)

Right here. Interestingly, it is actually GNU/Linux for the white man, and Linux is just a shortened form for indochimps that are frightened by the wildebeest.

HEY MODS! LICK MY BALLSACK! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-01-13 03:28 · Score: -1 · on Interviewing the Interviewer (vulture.com)

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Re: Timmah was quakin' in his boots by Anonymous Coward · 2017-10-31 08:03 · Score: -1 · on Apple Limits Lengthy iPhone X Testing for Most Reviewers (wsj.com)

Is there a new Geekizoid or SRU where the trolls post at these days? I miss GiZ. That place was awesome. One time I got a temporary IP ban because I picked up five 'Not Gay Enough' mods.

Re:here's a challenge by Anonymous Coward · 2017-10-11 10:14 · Score: 0 · on PornHub Uses Computer Vision To ID Actors, Acts In Its Videos (techcrunch.com)

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here's a challenge by Anonymous Coward · 2017-10-11 10:03 · Score: -1 · on PornHub Uses Computer Vision To ID Actors, Acts In Its Videos (techcrunch.com)

Label this sex position and act.

Re: who pays the shills? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-10-10 17:27 · Score: 0 · on OxygenOS Telemetry Lets OnePlus Tie Phones To Individual Users (bleepingcomputer.com)

Trolligula is responsible for all of the trolling in this article. We are a consortium of Slashdot trolls that are nearly as old as Slashdot itself. We are not a paid organization, just a bunch of trolls who enjoy when tinfoil hat buffoons such as yourself get all wound up over our posts. You can find more information about us at goatse.cx.

Re: AIM still exists?? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-10-06 05:41 · Score: 0 · on RIP AIM: AOL Instant Messenger Dies in December (usatoday.com)

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Re: Sniff my stinky spot by Anonymous Coward · 2017-08-13 05:50 · Score: -1 · on Can 'No Man's Sky' Redeem Itself With Its Third Free Update? (engadget.com)

GOATSEX

Goatsex links are a part of Slashdot's storied tradition. My goal is to help make Slashdot great again by reviving some of the history of this site. Although goatsex links had become virtually extinct, I plan to make them common once again.

Re:Deceptive ads for porn?? by BeauHD+is+a+retard! · 2017-08-09 17:07 · Score: -1 · on Facebook Is Cracking Down On Deceptive Ads For Porn, Diet Pills (adweek.com)

It was aldo found that Russian moles aka "goats" were responsible for hacking American voters into voting for TRUMP instead of Hillary which frankely will destroy the world. Bill & Hillary gave N Koreans nukes in the 90s- THEY knew what their doing.

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Re: Happy Wednesday by Anonymous Coward · 2017-08-09 01:26 · Score: -1 · on Google May Be In Trouble For Firing James Damore (inc.com)

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MAKE SLASHDOT GREAT AGAIN by Anonymous Coward · 2017-08-06 10:24 · Score: 0 · on High School Students Compete In 'Microsoft Office Championship' (latimes.com)

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My Message by Anonymous Coward · 2017-08-06 09:12 · Score: -1 · on Celebrate Voyager's 40th Anniversary By Beaming A Message Into Outer Space (nytimes.com)

I would like to beam this message into space to celebrate Voyager's 40th anniversary.

Rebuttal by Anonymous Coward · 2017-08-06 07:36 · Score: -1, Troll · on Google Engineer's Leaked 'Gender Diversity' Essay Draws Massive Response (medium.com)

Here is an excellent rebuttal to claims that men in STEM fields make them hostile to women. It points out that many people, regardless of gender, don't seem to accept that certain behaviors are unacceptable and violate social norms on how to conduct oneself. It also points out that, when these activities can be carried out from behind a computer screen, even with real names used, people are more willing to do things that they know aren't acceptable. Due to the increase of technology in the workplace, especially in these fields, it's become more common, but isn't an issue with men but with people in general. It's an excellent read and definitely worth your time.

Re: I know right by Anonymous Coward · 2017-08-06 07:04 · Score: -1 · on 'Elon Musk's Hyperloop Is Doomed For the Worst Reason' (bloomberg.com)

Here are some specifics on the actual regulatory hurdles that would need to be cleared to build this hyperloop. As you can see from the link, the regulations aren't nearly as dire as the article makes them out to be.

Re: Only 400 recharge cycles? Slashvertisement by Anonymous Coward · 2017-08-06 00:34 · Score: 0 · on Startup Unveils Revolutionary New Rechargeable Alkaline Batteries (nytimes.com)

There are plans to increase that by a factor of 100. Here is a link discussing how that will be done.

Re:WiFi enabled? by Anonymous Coward · 2017-05-02 15:51 · Score: -1 · on 18-Year-Old Mexican Student Designs Bra That Can Detect Breast Cancer (independent.co.uk)

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GAY BONER SEX! by Anonymous Coward · 2017-03-29 18:00 · Score: -1 · on Scientists Discover Way To Transmit Taste of Lemonade Over Internet (vice.com)

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Re:Update already released. by Anonymous Coward · 2017-02-21 05:05 · Score: -1 · on Microsoft Confirms Another 2017 Update After Windows 10 Creators Update (betanews.com)

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Re:Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · 2016-12-22 17:15 · Score: 0 · on Wikipedia Announces the Most Edited Articles of 2016 (npr.org)

Agreed

Re: doing already this by Anonymous Coward · 2016-12-20 01:40 · Score: 0 · on Filmmaker Installed Security Software On a Decoy Phone To Spy On Smartphone Thieves (theverge.com)

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captcha=courage

doing already this by Anonymous Coward · 2016-12-19 20:17 · Score: -1 · on Filmmaker Installed Security Software On a Decoy Phone To Spy On Smartphone Thieves (theverge.com)

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Re:Well duh. by Anonymous Coward · 2016-12-19 16:15 · Score: -1 · on Scientists Blast Antimatter Atoms With a Laser For The First Time (npr.org)

Oblig. Wikipedia article

[L@@K] -= Important Topic! =- [L@@K] by Anonymous Coward · 2016-12-19 11:40 · Score: 0, Funny · on South Carolina Bill Wants To Put Porn Blocks On New Computers (zdnet.com)

I started a petition at Goa Tse Justice to force Congress to dock South Carolina's state status and demote them to a territory. Home of Nikki Haley and Lindsey Graham, 'nuff said! The drivers there all do 10 under the speed limit and apply their brakes if you flash your lights. More material of Miss Teen USA not knowing how to form complete sentences under any circumstance. And she's basically their elected queen as of 2007.

Re:So does this mean by slashdice · 2016-02-21 05:14 · Score: 1 · on Five-Dimensional Black Hole Could 'Break' General Relativity (sciencealert.com)

So does this mean we'll all get goatees?

Yeah, your black hole is right here.

Naked black hole by Anonymous Coward · 2016-01-06 03:38 · Score: 0, Troll · on The Mystery of the Naked Black Hole (sciencemag.org)

Oh, what mysteries it contains.

Re:Musk worship by Anonymous Coward · 2014-09-08 08:50 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone

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