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Should the Word 'Milk' Be Used To Describe Nondairy Milk-Alternative Products? (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration seems to have soured on nondairy milk-alternative products that use the term "milk" in their marketing and labeling -- like popular soy and almond milk products. In a talk hosted by Politico, FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb announced Tuesday that the FDA will soon issue a new guidance on the use of the term. But he added that products aren't abiding by FDA policies as they stand now. He referenced a so-called "standard of identity" policy that regulates how milk is defined and should be identified. "If you look at our standard of identity -- there is a reference somewhere in the standard of identity to a lactating animal," he said. "And, you know, an almond doesn't lactate, I will confess."

He went on to explain that the issue is that the agency hasn't been enforcing its own policy or putting the squeeze on product makers -- and that it's time to get abreast of the labeling language. But, he admitted, curtailing the wording of non-moo juice labeling isn't an easy task because it means that the agency has to change its "regulatory posture." "I can't just do it unilaterally," Gottlieb said. Hence, the agency is putting together a new guidance for manufacturers to help skim the fat from the market. Gottlieb said the agency will soon tap the public for comments on the terminology and hopes to wring out a new policy within a year.

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  1. Coconuts by amalcolm · · Score: 5, Informative

    The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'. We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

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    1. Re:Coconuts by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Honestly, I'm confused with the difference between coconut milk, and coconut water.

    2. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But you buy Coconut water in stores. This isn't about what you call it, it's about what you market it to be.

      Almonds don't have nipples, so we should just call it what it is: Nut-juice. Or Nut-squeezins.

    3. Re:Coconuts by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I want to know if they’re also going after peanut butter, which may be something spread on bread but isn’t a substitute for dairy butter in any other application (just in case anyone was thinking of using it to reenact the scene from Last Tango In Paris).

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    4. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Coconut water is the water inside a coconut.
      Coconut milk is the result of putting the white coconut flesh trough a blender and straining it.

    5. Re:Coconuts by ChromeAeonuim · · Score: 2

      Especially since you'd have to be pretty hopelessly oblivious to confuse one of the non-dairy milks with cow milk. This is an absolute non-issue.

    6. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. Milk has two definitions, one more specific, and one more general. How about milk of magnesia? Here is what Merriam-Webster says:
      "1 a : a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young
      b (1) : milk from an animal and especially a cow used as food by people (2) : a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk coconut milk soy milk
      2 : a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as
      a : the latex of a plant
      b : the contents of an unripe kernel of grain"
      It seems to me the second definition fits perfectly.

    7. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almonds don't have nipples, so we should just call it what it is: Nut-juice.

      I can think of another name for "nut juice".

    8. Re:Coconuts by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      Well... the most common definition of dairy seems to be "containing or made from milk". So, it seems that a place with a lot of coconut trees is technically a dairy farm and coconut milk is a dairy product, by recursive definition.

    9. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, peanut butter can substitute for regular butter in other applications. Like shampoos.

    10. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump and Putin never called it milk. Because it wasn't. It was urine. Pee-pee, if you will. Pee-pee all over his face. Crazy I know, but it's on tape, after all.

    11. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coconut milk and coconut water are different things.

    12. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coconuts also look vaguely like breasts, so...

    13. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Merriam-Webster's entry for milk supports the non-dairy and even non-food uses of the word milk.

    14. Re:Coconuts by quenda · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I want to know if they’re also going after peanut butter

      When I was a kid in Western Australia, we had "Peanut Paste".
      The dairy lobby had successfully lobbied for a ban on the use of "butter" for non-dairy products.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    15. Re:Coconuts by chill · · Score: 1

      No. "Peanut butter" is explicitly recognized in the law and has a specific definition by the FDA.

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    16. Re: Coconuts by Type44Q · · Score: 1
      No, no, no; if you own a cow, you own the right to the word "milk."

      I kid, of course; the dairy industry can go assfuck itself with prejudice.

    17. Re:Coconuts by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Ripeness.

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    18. Re:Coconuts by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      So what the hell is a "shea" and how do you make butter from it anyhow?

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    19. Re:Coconuts by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'. We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

      Close, but no cigar. [i]Coconut water[/i] is the clear liquid inside a coconut; [i]coconut milk[/i] is the whitish liquid squeezed from coconut meat (or by blending coconut water with coconut meat, then strained). [i]Coconut cream[/i] is yet another product.

    20. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It seems natural enough to call "that which is milky" "milk."

      Nobody thinks that almond milk is the same thing as regular milk. There is no misleading marketing here. They grind up almonds and blend it with water, and it makes a milky substance, and people like calling it milk.

      I hope this push dies were it stands, because nobody is going to like calling it "almond juice" or "almond blend" or whatever.

    21. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR.

      You see, this is why people like you are so dangerous; a colloquial term is not an official legal definition
      of a consumer product. You're intentionally mixing the two concepts to confuse people.

      Milk comes from a cow for human consumption. Other "milks" are labeled as such: Soy milk, coconut milk,
      etc. Don't go down the dark path led by Bush when he tried to do the same thing with Milk Chocolate
      (Google it)...

      CAP === 'allergy'

    22. Re:Coconuts by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Two words: "Mommy milk."

      Ever had a drop or two? A nectar oh so rare.

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    23. Re:Coconuts by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting Peanut Milk?

    24. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You now, you could spend less than a minute googling that.

      And then you would know that coconut water is the potassium-rich clear liquid inside the coconut, whereas coconut milk is made by blending the meat of the coconut with regular water.

      But no, you are content to remain trapped in ignorance....

    25. Re:Coconuts by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Next up, the nut lobby will successfully lobby to ban the use of the term "peanut" because peanuts aren't nuts. And you'll be left calling it legume paste.

    26. Re:Coconuts by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      So is coconut cream the stuff left over when they make skimmed coconut milk?

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    27. Re:Coconuts by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Going the other way with it, we could start calling mammalian lactation products "tit-milk"

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    28. Re:Coconuts by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      So what the hell is a "shea" and how do you make butter from it anyhow?

      Oh, ghee, I'm not sure.

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    29. Re:Coconuts by sexconker · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'. We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

      WRONG!

      The water inside a coconut is coconut water, or coconut juice.
      The "milk" comes from mashing the pulp.
      It is NOT milk.
      Milk refers to lactation. And I would STRONGLY support any legislation to that effect.

      Fuck your soy "milk"/. Fuck your almond "milk". Fuck all your non-milk "milk".

    30. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point!

    31. Re:Coconuts by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Almond slurry dilution.

    32. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are excellent points~

      CAP === 'omitting'

    33. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you call Trump "president".

    34. Re:Coconuts by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

      It is more about product identification than extending the meaning of a word. Context is everything. What if you are allergic to coconuts? Then it should be absolutely clear this is not milk as it has always been known.

      It is coconut milk, not dairy milk. They need to be specific, pure milk in the grocery store has always been cow milk, it should stay that way. Please see the 'ice cream' vs 'frozen dairy desert' arguments, I avoid the latter as it's not ice cream.

      The problem is these 'alternatives' are usually inferior or completely different in almost every way and try to pawn themselves off as the real thing by using the same name, I accidentally bought soy based Parmesan cheese alternative and it was horrible, it was inedible, you didn't know this wasn't real by looking at the package unless you read the fine print or ingredients list (yea shame on me, but shame on them too). Clear labeling is important, and in this case milk should only be allowed to be on classic milk. They can include the term milk, but the predominant ingredient should be in the larger print with milk as a footnote.

    35. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The juice is coconut water. You have to squeeze a mix of fat and water out of the meat to produce coconut milk.

    36. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Milk" unqualified means cow.
      "Goat's milk" or "Sheep's milk" would come from a different lactating animal. Selling either of these as "milk" would be wrong.

      Nobody is confused into thinking that Almond milk, Soy milk, Coconut milk and so on are actually milk.

    37. Re:Coconuts by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR.

      Same with soy milk, which Asians have been making for millennia. The Chinese call it "dou nai", which means "bean milk". They avoid ambiguity by saying "niu nai" for "cow milk".

      If you say "nai nai" it literally means "milk milk" but is actually the word for either "breast" or "grandmother". So you can tell a girl "I'd like to see your nai nai", and she gets offended, you can just say you wanted to meet her grandmother.

    38. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >nut-squeezing

      I'd buy that for a dollar!

    39. Re:Coconuts by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      You can buy coconut milk in stores too. Milk simply refers to a milky white liquid - it's not specific to mammal milk. They don't call it Milkweed because it has nipples, they call it that due to the milky white sap. Almonds have a milky white liquid when pressed, etc.

    40. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coconut tits are unattractive. Nothing is natural about that extension or similar in the product. Coconut-slap ... usually delivered with a sledge-hammer in no way matches up with the randy tit-slap. EOF.

    41. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where do they think milk of magnesia comes from i wonder

    42. Re:Coconuts by ChoGGi · · Score: 2

      No, the word originally referred to the hand motion of milking a mammal.

    43. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the nappies of magnesias

    44. Re:Coconuts by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I want to know what an “I Can’t Believe It’s Not” is, and also whether they’re being farmed humanely.

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    45. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steamed and pressed ->Coconut cream.
      Coconut milk is largely the same stuff but with water added.

    46. Re:Coconuts by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      Coconut milk contains a large amount of fats. Coconut water is nearly clear and low or no fat. Like milk and water.

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    47. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite right. There actually is full fat coconut milk. It is typically sold in a can. However, coconut milk sold as a beverage is typically watered down.

    48. Re:Coconuts by kiviQr · · Score: 1

      that is how they milk you!

    49. Re:Coconuts by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2

      “Pulse paste” would work better for the catchy alliteration, but unfortunately a “pulse paste sandwich” sounds more like something that happens in the bathrooms at gay bars than something you want in your mouth...

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    50. Re:Coconuts by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      As a linguist will tell you - "originally" doesn't mean shit. It's what is it currently used for that matters - which is a wide range of white liquid substances

    51. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From grinding up old people.

    52. Re:Coconuts by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Nobody thinks that almond milk is the same thing as regular milk

      I think this is a case of the people making the rules thinking everyone else is as stupid as they are.

    53. Re: Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No,no, honey that's actually my dick milk.

    54. Re:Coconuts by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Coconut juice is clear. You are referring to the creamy liquid manufactured from the pulped flesh of a coconut. But you are right that this has always been referred to as coconut milk or coconut cream (depending on consistency). Soy milk has also been called milk forever for the same reason - it is milky in color and consistency. This campaign from the dairy industry needs to be shut down - I have never seen milk alternatives marketed in a way that it is not clear that they are an alternative, there really isn't a consumer confusion issue here.

    55. Re:Coconuts by jrumney · · Score: 1

      That's only half the story though. It is also relevant that milk has been used for milk-like plant juices since at least the 14th century (ie before the US was inhabited by English speaking people).

    56. Re:Coconuts by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Yes, I saw that. I also saw https://www.etymonline.com/wor...:

      Of milk-like plant juices from late 14c. Milk chocolate (chocolate made with milk solids, paler and sweeter) is first recorded 1723; milk shake is first recorded 1889, for a variety of creations, but the modern version is only from the 1930s. Milk tooth (1727) uses the word in its figurative sense "period of infancy," attested from 17c. To cry over spilt milk is first attested 1836 in writing of Canadian humorist Thomas C. Haliburton. Milk and honey is from the Old Testament phrase describing the richness of the Promised Land (Numbers xvi.13, Old English meolc and hunie). Milk of human kindness is from "Macbeth" (1605).

    57. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, coconut water or juice is what you get inside a green, unripe coconut (with the translucent, crunchy flesh).

      Coconut milk is what you get if you wait until the coconut is ripe (brown). The juice gets absorbed into the pulp, making the pulp thicker and white. If you grind the pulp up and squeeze, you get coconut milk.

    58. Re:Coconuts by BarryHaworth · · Score: 1

      Western Australia did that too? I grew up in Queensland where the same thing happened. I still call it Peanut Paste all these years afterwards. Old habits die hard.

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    59. Re:Coconuts by amalcolm · · Score: 1

      Pervert

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    60. Re:Coconuts by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      What AC said. I've arguments with drunks about this in the past, but this is true as those terms are used in the US.

    61. Re:Coconuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly, "Almond Milk" has been used and referred to since the Middle Ages (e.g., https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/almond-milk-obsession-origins-middle-ages)

    62. Re:Coconuts by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Topeka pervert' at best. Fucking boring by SF or Berlin standards.

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    63. Re:Coconuts by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Coconut milk is the result of putting the white coconut flesh trough a blender and straining it.

      Quick - somebody contact FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb about this.

      What you describe should be called "masticated coconut meat" not "coconut milk".

    64. Re:Coconuts by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      indeed the question is : "does mcDonalds sell hamburgers?

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  2. Is it clearly a metaphor or simile? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    If no, then it should not be allowed to describe a non-dairy product.

    1. Re:Is it clearly a metaphor or simile? by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it would be fair to call non-dairy from vegetable matter milk, milk just as long as it can be used as a replacement for dairy milk.
      A protein rich fluid, either from an animal, or from plant matter, if can be used for similar food preparations. Say for baking could safely be considered Milk. just as long as it is noted that it is non-dairy and from what type of plant, as to help people avoid allergic reactions. As a lot of non-dairy milk comes from nuts and seeds which some people have allergic relations too, (As some people have an allergy to Milk (Allergy vs intolerance))
       

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    2. Re: Is it clearly a metaphor or simile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegetable anything is not a replacement for milk. F, sit down.

    3. Re:Is it clearly a metaphor or simile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people care what things are and are not *allowed* to be named? Why is not just an ingredient list enough?

      If someone grinds almonds, presses them into a t-bole gelatin mold, and sells it as "almond steaks" who cares as long as the ingredient list says "almonds"

  3. Waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Move along, nothing to see here.

    1. Re:Waste of time by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not really. Food classification has a lot of ramifications on how it is treated in terms of regulations, taxation, global trade...

      Such as the 1890 Nix v. Hedden case where a Tomato should be considered a vegetable. Its trading status of a vegetable meant it could be shipped for less, because it was considered a more essential food for trade, vs fruit which is considered more for dessert type foods.

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    2. Re: Waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because those are reasons people eat food.

  4. Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I am waiting for APK to show up and call everyone soyboys and not-men for drinking soy milk.

    1. Re:Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..start looking, thinking, and acting like a man

      What is a man?



      A miserable little pile of secrets

    2. Re:Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am waiting for APK to show up and give me a hosts file that filters out these non-diary "milk" alternatives when I visit the local grocery store.

    3. Re:Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like twilight-zone stuff, [citation needed].

    4. Re: Soyboys by reanjr · · Score: 1

      But enough talk! Have at you!

    5. Re:Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands? Is it his quest for glory? Give it all you got, to fight to the top, so we can know your story.

    6. Re:Soyboys by KIFulgore · · Score: 1

      What is a man?

      What is a man? Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost? Isn’t that that makes a man?

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    7. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      What is a 'man'?

      Trivial. An adult person equipped with a penis. Next question?

    8. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bigot. Men can have vaginas, periods, and can become pregnant.

    9. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. No they cannot. Next!

    10. Re:Soyboys by omnichad · · Score: 1

      should only be consumed by women

      You sure about this? Phytoestrogens can easily cause issues with the menstrual cycle unless you are menopausal: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

    11. Re:Soyboys by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      You are aware that soy is the second most feminizing food product on the earth and should only be consumed by women, right? Flax is number one, about 10 times worse than soy.

      It is TERRIBLE for your health as a man, and yes, it does make you look, think, and act like a woman. You might think there is nothing wrong with that, but there is. You will understand this once you cut out the feminizing chemicals and start looking, thinking, and acting like a man. Also, your boy parts will be a lot less cancer prone.

      I knew that too much soy messes with male's hormones, but hadn't heard of flax doing that. Quite surprising as to how many protein powders and drinks include these two products. I need to do more research.

    12. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not normal, but on the Google campus it is.

    13. Re:Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't seem to be so clear cut.

      On topic, how about we call it "Harvey" instead of "Milk"?

    14. Re:Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, that ... and a pair of testicles

    15. Re:Soyboys by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Also, your boy parts will be a lot less cancer prone.

      So you are claiming that soy causes cancer in men? Citation needed.

    16. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off.

    17. Re: Soyboys by saloomy · · Score: 1

      This is somewhat stupid, I don't mind if they use the word milk, so long as it's to be used to describe it's not actually milk. Chocolate milk has milk in it. Almond milk does not. It should be call Almond extract milk alternative, if they want to continue to use the word milk.

    18. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flax does have a high phytoestrogen content, but I believe it is fairly low quality. As such, soy likely has more phytoestrogenic potential. Soy is less phytoestrogenic than red clover. Red clover is less phytoestrogenic than pueraria notification.

    19. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red clover is less phytoestrogenic than pueraria mirifica. (Auto correct changed "mirifica" in a previous comment.)

    20. Re:Soyboys by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What can change the nature of a man?

    21. Re:Soyboys by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Are YOU aware that this distortion was promulgated by the nutjob Weston A. Price people, who also advising feeding babies raw liver?

      Nutmeg -- and carrots! -- contain the toxin myristicin
      *WATER* can even cause death.

      However with the above (unlike bovine lactation) almost nobody ever consumes the extreme quantities needed for any effect.

    22. Re: Soyboys by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      The FDA should have a whack at Silybum marianum, commonly called "milk thistle" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silybum_marianum.

      And what about the Milky Way? We don't even know if there's alien life out there let alone milk with cream on the top.

    23. Re: Soyboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'milk of magnesia' it's a chemistry term for an emulsion.

  5. I vote for by jabberw0k · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Almond Flesh Cocktail"

    1. Re:I vote for by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      "Almond Flesh Cocktail"

      How about "Modified Sweat Gland Secretion"?

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    2. Re:I vote for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almond Squeezin's

    3. Re:I vote for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More scientifically, almond colloidal suspension. That's going to fly off the shelves!

  6. Betteridge's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Betteridge's law proves that the answer to the question in the headline is no. You arrived at the correct answer (no) but for obviously the wrong reasons.

    1. Re:Betteridge's Law by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (I commented on this six years ago, yet people like you are still yelping "Betteridge's!" at every question-phrased headline without getting it:-)

      "No, [Betteridge's law doesn't apply here]. This is an actual, legitimate question.

      As I correctly predicted [earlier that same year], lots of Slashdotters have seized upon Betteridge as the latest fad kneejerk response, and are misapplying it without understanding what it means. In his own words, Betteridge's Law applies to cases where journalists "know the story is probably bollocks, and don’t actually have the sources and facts to back it up, but still want to run it."

      For example, without the evidence to back it up, a headline saying "Tomato ketchup caused AIDS that led to exitinction of dinosaurs" would be obvious crap and lead to criticism of the paper and/or journalist. OTOH, "Did Tomato ketchup cause AIDS that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs?" gives them the weasellish get-out of "Well, we didn't actually *claim* that it did".

      Even then, if a question headline was a genuine attempt to present a plausibly-supported but not universally-accepted idea (possibly because it was new and/or divisive), then Betteridge's wouldn't apply.

      In short, Betteridge's original observation was insightful where he claimed it applied, but it was never a blanket dismissal of question headlines, so please stop the tedious, kneejerk misapplication."

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    2. Re:Betteridge's Law by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      lots of Slashdotters have seized upon Betteridge as the latest fad kneejerk response

      Sorry to wander even further off topic, but I thought the latest was people accusing others of "suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect" when they really just want to call someone else "stupid" but they want to sound like they're really smart when they do so.

      Maybe they're doing it ironically.

    3. Re:Betteridge's Law by owenferguson · · Score: 1

      Journalists don't write headlines. Editors do.

    4. Re:Betteridge's Law by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I thought the latest was

      On reflection, I don't think I made it as clear as intended that everything after the first line is a cut-and-paste of the same six-year-old comment that I linked to.

      So, no, it's not the latest fad now, even if it was six years ago. And yet, as I said, I'm surprised that would-be smartasses are *still* managing to get it wrong.

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    5. Re:Betteridge's Law by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Fair point, but the general principle still applies, and it should be noted that it was Betteridge himself that referred to journalists ("The reason why journalists use that style of headline is that they know the story is probably bullshit"). (I note that the original quote- now corrected in the Wikipedia article- says "bullshit", not "bollocks" too).

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  7. Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its about time that Washington addresses the real problems that are harming Americans.

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    1. Re:Finally! by Desler · · Score: 1

      Because different groups of people can't work on different things simultaneously?

    2. Re:Finally! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      With any hint of luck, we could get the idiots that think that relabeling a condition changes the condition to jump on this and make room for people who actually could work on changing the condition.

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    3. Re: Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the idiots texting and driving

    4. Re:Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Because different groups of people can't work on different things simultaneously?

      No, because making pointless rulings is pointless. I wonder how many people are confused by almond milk or coconut milk? After all - where are the tits on almonds? And in old movies Hawaiian ladies work coconut bras - but no, the milk from that coconut wasn't the same thing as the milk from what the coconut was hiding.

      And everyone knew it, everyone knows it now, and I would be surprised if anyone will ever confuse it with the liquid expressed from the modified sweat glands of mammals.

      Pointless rulings on pointless matters.

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    5. Re:Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      With any hint of luck, we could get the idiots that think that relabeling a condition changes the condition to jump on this and make room for people who actually could work on changing the condition.

      There are some folks in this world who want to spend endless time cleaning up their little corner of the room, endlessly shuffling and re-arranging things in order to make their corner perfect.

      While ignoring the mess outside their precious corner.

      And there are matters under the jurisdiction of the FDA that are a damn sight more important than making people aware that almond milk is not cow milk. Trying to tidy up that corner while allowing whacked out dietary aids that show obviously photoshopped before and after images of fat and now slender ladies while making outrageous claims might be a better target. Perhaps a shift in priorities would be in order.

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    6. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... while allowing whacked out dietary aids that show obviously photoshopped before and after images of fat and now slender ladies while making outrageous claims might be a better target. Perhaps a shift in priorities would be in order.

      I don't know, I kinda like those priorities. I mean, do you even want to imagine what those fat ladies looked like pre-photoshop?

    7. Re:Finally! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ... while allowing whacked out dietary aids that show obviously photoshopped before and after images of fat and now slender ladies while making outrageous claims might be a better target. Perhaps a shift in priorities would be in order.

      I don't know, I kinda like those priorities. I mean, do you even want to imagine what those fat ladies looked like pre-photoshop?

      I've always suspected that they take slim women and photoshopped them to look heavy. Easier to do and they don't have to wait for her to lose weight. My favorite one was (SJW trigger alert - I am going to mention physical attributes of a female of the species - y'all have been warned) an absolutely beautiful and fit woman who was slender and well muscled as in a non-steroid enhanced fit woman coming out of a swimming pool in a black bikini. The kind of beautiful that makes men stupid. Then they had her head on a unhealthily obese body. I immediately called Bullshit, as there would be no way that this woman could lose nearly a hundred pounds without a looking like a human version of a Shar-Pei.

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  8. Almond Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have tried Almond Milk before and it isn't bad, but I do not think I could drink it if it was called Nut Juice!

    1. Re:Almond Milk by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Oozy Nut Guts

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    2. Re:Almond Milk by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      This is a truly stupid argument, but if we truly HAVE to pacify a bunch of sociopathic pedants, how about we define something called an NDMS (Non-Dairy Milk Substitute)? Will THAT make these flakes happy?

      Would I put soy-NDMS or almond-NDMS in my coffee? Sure. Occasionally anyway.

      If so, we can move on to what to do about Milk of Magnesia.

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    3. Re: Almond Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give a hearty free cup of milk of magnesia to everyone in the government daily

  9. News for nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stuff that matters...

    Next up: Should liquid soap be called soap or Gel containing Surfactants?

    1. Re:News for nerds... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Certainly. As long as Surfactants isn't shortened to Surf. Might cause consumers to think the product is a suntan lotion.

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  10. Maybe Milk substitute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think maybe a clarification to milk substitute is in order. Do we call water pop, or call beer wine? Milk is milk, and anything other then from a cow should be better defined.

    1. Re: Maybe Milk substitute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it comes from a goat rather than a cow?

    2. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      They have flavored Seltzer Water that we don't call pop. They are technical beers and wines called hard drinks,
      If it is from a cow it is called dairy.

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    3. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      That's utterly impossible you know...

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    4. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That's udderly impossible you know...

      FTFY.

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    5. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Thanks...

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    6. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's utterly impossible you know...

      Don't you mean udderly impossible?

    7. Re:Maybe Milk substitute? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have flavored Seltzer Water that we don't call pop. They are technical beers and wines called hard drinks,
      If it is from a cow it is called dairy.

      Nobody calls anything "pop".

  11. Florida law prevented milk being labeled as milk.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Florida law bars selling milk products that don't have vitamin A added being labeled as milk.

    There was an all-natural dairy that didn't want to add vitamin A to their milk, and the state of Florida barred them from labeling their product as "milk".

    The legal process is still ongoing:

    https://www.orlandoweekly.com/...

  12. I'm so glad by jockeys · · Score: 4, Funny

    that enough of the world's problems have been solved... that we find ourselves having to devote time and energy to "solving" this "problem."

    What a time to be alive.

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    1. Re:I'm so glad by Gilgaron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Enforcing trade names in food matters at least a little. I guess for a while people were selling 'prepared guacamole' that did not contain avocado. Similarly, being able to call a product 'peanut butter' has rules. For stuff like vegetable milk, you occasionally hear professionals trying to keep people informed that they aren't equivalent to animal milk when it comes to feeding young children. I think the last jug of coconut milk I bought had such a warning on the carton.

    2. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So... People are stupid and don't want to learn, so let's dumb down products so stupid, ignorant people can remain in that state?

      You know, Idiocracy was not supposed to be an utopian movie...

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    3. Re:I'm so glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, other people are able to multitask.

    4. Re:I'm so glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah you're right. We should just go back to the times when people used to mix industrial ethanol with copper sulfate and sell it to people as absinthe. As long as it looks close enough then who cares if it's really accurate.

    5. Re:I'm so glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When's the last time you died of shitting too much behind the lines of a multi-national conflict? Or had to steal to prevent yourself not from being hungry, but prevent yourself from literally dying of starvation? Get permission from your lord to leave the manor, lately?

      Yeah, I think we can afford a cycle or two to bitch about what we call milk.

    6. Re:I'm so glad by Pulzar · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not only that people are stupid. It's important that you can't sell ground rat and call it ground beef. Some enforcement is welcome, and it shouldn't be up to the consumers to investigate every single item in the store to determine whether they really are what they say they are.

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    7. Re:I'm so glad by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a bit torn. On one hand, yeah, you're 100% correct. On the other hand, stupid, ignorant people die when food labels aren't idiot proof.

      There was a news story just this week of a teenager with a deathly peanut allergy. Always ate Chips Ahoy in the red package because it was safe. Went to a friend's house and that same package had "with Reeses Pieces bites" slapped all over the sides, but she just saw the familiar color, and slammed down a couple of cookies. Couple minutes later her throat starts closing up, so she ran home for the epipen because she was having a reaction, they called 911, and she died at the hospital.

      There's a balance somewhere between "clear enough that most idiots won't die" and "they would have died anyway on something else because they are so dumb". I'm not really sure how society goes about deciding on that line. While the world will always make a better idiot, "not looking quite closely enough" probably shouldn't have fatal consequences in most circumstances.

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    8. Re:I'm so glad by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      For the peanut butter example, you can get peanut butter at a farmer's market that is just ground peanuts. If you buy Jiff it has a bunch of other stuff. If you buy Peter Pan it is roughly equivalent to Jiff. They follow industry standards for ingredients and shelf life, etc. If I make an opaque brown emulsion of soy bean oil and wheat flour, flavored with some peanut essential oil, can I call it peanut butter? (the answer is No, courtesy trade associations by peanut farmers) Sure, you could tell it was crap if you read the fine print on the label, but if we make them be honest on that label, why not the big label too? Is it dumb to expect some level of trust that the major portion of the label isn't disingenuous when there are otherwise so many rules about food production? I'm not worried about rules to prohibit labeling your box of NaNO3 "Salt" and selling it next to the NaCl and letting Darwin filter out people that skipped chemistry leading to Idiocracy.

    9. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almond and soy milk are sold as cow milk? That's outrageous!

      No, wait... almond milk is actually called almond milk, and soy milk gets sold as soy milk. It's not even "milk". It's without fail sold with the qualifier "almond" or "soy".

      And sorry, if people are too stupid to know that you don't squeeze cows and milk almonds, I have very, very little sympathy for them.

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    10. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a bit torn. On one hand, yeah, you're 100% correct. On the other hand, stupid, ignorant people die when food labels aren't idiot proof.

      You're not exactly helping your argument...

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    11. Re:I'm so glad by swb · · Score: 1

      I think the biggest risk with allowing too much ambiguity in product naming is that it will be exploited by food marketing to sell lower quality, higher-margin imitation products as the real thing.

      You can even see this now where the product in question basically is the real thing, but is bulked out with lower quality ingredients. The first example I can think of is pesto -- real pesto is basically olive oil and basil, but prepared pesto is often bulked out with fats other than olive oil.

      I see no reason why stricter labeling isn't really to the benefit of consumers since the most likely outcome is exploitation of consumer ignorance for profit.

    12. Re:I'm so glad by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      And every grocery store I've ever been to has it in a big ol' section with huge signs saying "Non-Dairy" all over the place. Hipsters eat that shit up... Meanwhile eggs are still sold in the dairy section. How about the FDA fix that?

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    13. Re: I'm so glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone with IQ under 120 should die. That's my line

    14. Re:I'm so glad by lgw · · Score: 1

      Your story proves that Darwin will have his cull regardless of labeling. (Also, take any story where someone makes it to the hospital alive, but dies there of an allergy, with a grain of salt - that's quite rare.)

      To me, that's not really the point. I don't want to have to personally investigate the quality of basic foods (high-end stuff marketed as better than normal or specialty, that's different). Having a minimum quality bar before using certain words on a label sounds like simple fraud prevention to me.

      By that light, I don't see the problem here: soy, milk is not being fraudulently sold as dairy milk, or used to stretch dairy milk to reduce cost or anything like that. A regulation requiring the qualifier "soy" prominently displayed? Sure, that makes sense.

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    15. Re:I'm so glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, do you buy that stuff? Any of it?

      Finding the word "milk" on a gallon of dairy would require bifocals for most of the population. The other products? If you can see anything but the brand "Silk" as you grab it for your cart, you're paying more attention than a huge majority of the population.

      Keep in mind, a brand isn't a generic, so if Silk wanted to expand past soy and almond into dairy milk, we'd somehow have to distinguish based on other packaging distinctions.

    16. Re: I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so arbitrary. I just say, remove the warning labels of various items and let Darwin be right.

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    17. Re:I'm so glad by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I guess in Europe you actually have to label your stuff based on what's inside, I can find "milk" on every single milk product, actually.

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    18. Re:I'm so glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eggs are sold in the dairy section? Could have fooled me. I mean, they're kinda near the butter, but there's canned dough products between the two. And on the other side is the cold fruit juice. Oh, and there's a big sign above them that says "eggs", not "dairy".

    19. Re:I'm so glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are anti rat-poisoned free markets?

    20. Re:I'm so glad by loufoque · · Score: 1

      what the hell do you put in guacamole if it doesn't have avocado?

  13. No by DaFallus · · Score: 1, Informative

    If its not from a mammary gland, its not milk. Codex Alimentarius already has a defined standard for milk: "the normal mammary secretion of milking animals obtained from one or more milkings without either addition to it or extraction from it, intended for consumption as liquid milk or for further processing."

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    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... without either addition to it or extraction from it, ..."

      Even whole milk most likely has had some fat removed or added to make the end result more stable. This seems to disqualify almost all dairy milk in shops.

    2. Re:No by khb · · Score: 4, Informative

      English is seldom as precise as we programmers would like to make it. "Bread" is defined as "flour, water and yeast" ... but various breads are made without yeast ... and bread is used generically for food (dating back to hebrew/biblical usage), not to mention using the term to describe money.

      Given that the various soy and nut milks have been in use (and named) since the 13th (other sources, 17th) centuries, it seems to me that the horse left this barn a long time ago.

    3. Re:No by crtreece · · Score: 1

      without either addition to it or extraction from it

      So, milk with vitamin d added, buttermilk, skim milk, chocolate milk, cream, half and half, sweetened condensed milk, and powdered milk should all remove milk from their names?

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    4. Re:No by crtreece · · Score: 1

      derp. ob. cream and half and half don't have milk in the name.

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    5. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like which?

      Gingerbread is not "ginger bread," it's its own thing. Cornbread as well. As for the remainder of "breads" like "pumpkin (quick) bread," "banana (quick) bread," or "zucchini (quick) bread," you might notice that we're leaving a word out.

      We're also concerned not about Aramaic or Hebrew or whatever the fuck you're thinking, we're interested in English usage. But I totally take your concern about the slang usage of bread- the last time I spent some on what I thought was a package of human hymens from women with the name Rainier, I was sorely disappointed.

    6. Re:No by Solandri · · Score: 1

      OP is wrong. "Milk" can also refer to the fluid found in the kernels of many grains and nuts as they ripen, like in kernels of corn.

    7. Re:No by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      If its not from a mammary gland, its not milk. Codex Alimentarius already has a defined standard...

      Is this a Warhammer 40k reference? It sounds like one.

    8. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I finally get it! "Give us this day our daily bread" isn't about food, we want money!!!

    9. Re:No by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      So once they extract some or all of the fat, it’s no longer milk? It becomes processed milk food instead?
      Or the dictionary says... The white liquid obtained from some plants is also called milk:

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    10. Re:No by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Given that the various soy and nut milks have been in use (and named) since the 13th (other sources, 17th) centuries

      You may want to start with a source rather than other sources. Given that soy milk is a 20th century phenomenon outside of China bout the only thing you could consider it being named back in the 13th century is doujiang. Don't confuse your sources calling it milk when talking about the early origins of it. They are translating the terms into the common names. The term soy milk wasn't seen in any english until a single mention in the 18th century. It was documented only a handful of times mostly by people who visited China, and wasn't actually even mentioned in the context of the west until the turn of the 20th century.

    11. Re:No by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Someone's head is really going to explode when they find out about milk of magnesia.

      Why, it's even not organic!

    12. Re:No by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Good luck making bread out of only flour, water and yeast. I'm not sure if salt is needed for anything other than taste, but the yeast isn't going to do much without some sugar to feed on.

    13. Re:No by loufoque · · Score: 1

      are pasta a kind of bread?

    14. Re:No by mjwx · · Score: 1

      English is seldom as precise as we programmers would like to make it. "Bread" is defined as "flour, water and yeast" ... but various breads are made without yeast ... and bread is used generically for food (dating back to hebrew/biblical usage), not to mention using the term to describe money.

      Given that the various soy and nut milks have been in use (and named) since the 13th (other sources, 17th) centuries, it seems to me that the horse left this barn a long time ago.

      And unleavened bread typically have specific names depending on where it's from. E.G. Tortilla, Matzo, Roti, Damper, Pide. The colloquial English noun for them is flatbread but English speaking countries rarely ate unleavened bread.

      I'm pretty sure few, if any people refer to it as just "bread".

      As for milk, it's been exclusively used for dairy milks for centuries the same as bread has been used (and still is used) to refer to leavened bread. I think calling "soy" milk, milk is deceptive. Same with vegan sausages.

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  14. GTF. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it fucking shouldn't. Milk comes from mammals tits - end of.

    1. Re:GTF. by JustOK · · Score: 2

      Platypus Milk

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    2. Re:GTF. by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Fun fact: the platypus does produce milk and has mammary glands. But it has no teats. The milk is secreted from the skin and accumulates in grooves/folds in the stomach where the babies can lap it up.

      Keep it weird, platypus.

    3. Re:GTF. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Male or female?

  15. Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by sjbe · · Score: 0

    This has been a pet peeve of mine for ages.

    Unless it comes from the mammary gland of a mammal then by definition it is not milk. If it comes from a plant then it is juice. They use the term "milk" to describe certain types of juices that are sort of white in color (or made artificially so) but they are not and never will be milk. This is nothing but marketing bullshit intended to confuse customers into believing they are somehow substitute products when they aren't and do not share the same properties.

    To be clear - soy "milk", almond "milk", coconut "milk", and any other plant derived product that purports to be a milk substitute is not milk and should not be described as milk. Coloring it white does not turn it into milk. Just because you can use it in some of the same applications as milk does not make it milk.

    1. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

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    2. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt." - Sandra Boynton

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    3. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Underground legume paste.

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    4. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Faw · · Score: 1

      Obviously peanut paste. Now what do we do with toothpaste?

    5. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Greystripe · · Score: 1

      Peanutbutter, it is not peanut butter.

    6. Re: Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Washington Carver's Patented Process Miracle Milk of the Peanut.

    7. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peanut spread.

    8. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Obviously tooth goo.

    9. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by tsqr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unless it comes from the mammary gland of a mammal then by definition it is not milk.

      Actually, the definition of "milk" includes any liquid resembling the opaque white liquid secreted by mammary glands of female mammals. When you claim that something is so "by definition", maybe you should look it up, just to be sure.

    10. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by avandesande · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Chemically the almond 'milk' has more in common with animal milk, it is a fat based emulsion whereas juice is dissolved sugars.

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    11. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What about baby oil?

      Or... well... hemorrhoid cream?

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    12. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      peanutbudda

    13. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

      delicious..... mike drop... .grin.

    14. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

      Let's start with what should we call the "peanut"? It's not a nut.

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    15. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Put ground up teeth in it instead of silica gel. Keep the same name.

    16. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by gnunick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is nothing but marketing bullshit intended to confuse customers into believing they are somehow substitute products when they aren't and do not share the same properties.

      Seriously?! You think anyone has ever been fooled into thinking non-dairy milks are actually milk? They'd have to be much stupider even than the average consumer.

      Calling them "milks" (always with a modifier to make clear they are not milk, e.g. "soy milk" or "almond milk"--NO ONE calls their non-dairy milk simply "milk") helps people to understand that they are similar, and that they may be useful as a substitute for the thing they are being compared to.

      What's far more problematic than non-dairy milk substitutes comparing themselves to dairy milk as an accompaniment to cold cereal or beverages (but never claiming equivalence to milk) is companies such as Nestle which throw massive marketing efforts behind convincing mothers that fake milk (aka a synthetic "formula") is superior to their own, true milk, which as you correctly observe can only come from the mammary gland of a mammal (and ideally one of the same species as the infant that's consuming it).

      I too have a habit of wanting to take things very literally, and can relate to your having a pet peeve about language.

      But the word "milk" and the adjective "milky" have been used to describe so many things that aren't produced by mammals--think coconut milk, milkweed, milk of magnesia, milk thistle, milk paint (yes, usually actually made with dairy milk), milk glass (milky-colored; not glasses for milk), ... that I hardly think this is a fight worth fighting.

      Unless you're the dairy industry, of course. Then, you have big money to lobby the government to change widely-understood and accepted language in hopes of making dairy substitutes less attractive and marketable to your customers. Especially when you have a government in power that is actually even more friendly to massive, well-established "homeland" industries than those of decades past.

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    17. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      What about "Milk of Magnesia?" Does that come from a mammal?

      Also "Apples" are not computers.

      Product names do not have to be literal descriptions of the product.

    18. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by chiguy · · Score: 1

      Obviously peanut paste. Now what do we do with toothpaste?

      Obviously it's fraudulent labeling because there are no teeth in "toothpaste".

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    19. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by Moochman · · Score: 1

      LOL!!!

    20. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      You realize words in English can have multiple definitions, right? From a dietary and chemical standpoint, almond milk is much more like cow milk than juice. It is fats and proteins in a liquid. Juice is primarily sugars (sort of like skim milk). If you want to be picky about it, "milk" at the grocery store is nothing like raw cow milk either. In my house we don't even drink cow milk. And if we have some in the house, it is specifically referred to as "cow milk."

      Maybe instead we should make a law that says all milk has to specifically be labelled with what animal (or plant) it comes from! Not to mention describing the processing that took place. Whole milk would become "centrifugally separated 4% butterfat recombined pasteurized cow milk with added vitamin D and and reduced lactose." YUM!

      Why does the dairy industry think it gets to define how we use words? That's not how language works. Of course, I live in a part of the world that refers to any carbonated beverage as a coke, so what do I know?

    21. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by samwichse · · Score: 1

      https://www.merriam-webster.co...

      I mean, right there it says:

      2 : a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as
            a : the latex of a plant
            b : the contents of an unripe kernel of grain

    22. Re:Milk comes from a mammal - Juice from a plant by avandesande · · Score: 1

      WTH does that have to do with my comment? I was stating a simple fact.

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  16. it's time to get abreast of the labeling language? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol.

  17. Almond Milk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like tits on a boar nut.

  18. Milk of Magnesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word "milk" to refer to something other than milk produce by an animal is very old. Milk Of Magnesia dates back to 1872. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnesium_hydroxide

    The FDA needs to look at a freaking dictionary. Labeling is about confusing. Milk has more than one meaning, and nobody is confused that almond milk isn't dairy milk. If the FDA wants to try to stop companies from calling almond milk milk, they'll be very quickly sued, and very quickly lose.

    1. Re:Milk of Magnesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and nobody is confused that almond milk isn't dairy milk

      I was, I thought it was like chocolate and strawberry milk, that it was milk with additional flavouring.

    2. Re:Milk of Magnesia by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      The fact that the dictionary itself can’t even define the non-dairy definition of “milk” without referring to actual milk should tell you something about what the word inherently means. Here’s DuckDuckGo’s suggested definition:

      A liquid, such as coconut milk, milkweed sap, plant latex, or various medical emulsions, that is similar to milk in appearance.

      But you see the same thing happening in other dictionaries as well, nearly all of which define “milk” in terms of its resemblance to actual milk:
      https://www.merriam-webster.co...
      https://www.thefreedictionary....
      https://medical-dictionary.the...

    3. Re:Milk of Magnesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like you are why warning labels for the obvious exist.

  19. Re: You are fat and gay! Everybody say 'Yay!' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a creimer fetish, which is almost as creepy as APK's "golden wine" fetish.

  20. Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sjbe · · Score: 5, Informative

    The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'.

    It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

    We do it all the time, and in the case of these products which are pitched as cow's mile replacements, there seems even more reason to do so.

    Just because something is a substitute doesn't mean you should call it something different than what it actually is. Margarine is (sometimes) a butter substitute but we don't call it butter. If it is a liquid derived from a plant then it is (generally) supposed to be called juice. Nothing wrong with saying coconut juice or soy juice or almond juice. Just coloring something white doesn't make it milk.

    1. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      While I agree that "we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way" is not an argument, your entire argument seems to be "because 'we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way' is not an argument, we should not keep doing it that way".

    2. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young.

      Patently false, milk is a substance secreted by cows to make my corn flakes not suck

    3. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      milk of magnesia

    4. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The term milk, in the context of food, has been applied to many things other than mammary gland products for a very long time.

      For that matter, the cow milk you buy in the supermarket really isn't raw milk. It's a processed product made from milk. If you set a glass of freshly milked cow milk, right from the udder, in front of the average person and they'll be anything but pleased.

      All of the above, though, is completely pointless because this topic has nothing to do with definitions of what milk is. That's just a convenient pretext.

      It's about pleasing the dairy industry, an institution that is no stranger to government handouts. A monopoly on the word "milk" would just be another one.

    5. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/milk

    6. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sjbe · · Score: 2

      says the guy who calls all non-government rockets "SpaceX"

      Who exactly are you referring to. Sure as hell isn't me because I've never said anything of the sort.

    7. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get an astrophysicist, a chemist and a metallurgist to sit down and agree the definition of a metal based on "what is accurate"

    8. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a dairy farmer, perchance?

      So when you see 'Soya Milk' on a carton, you think it might be cows' milk? What about 'Coconut Milk' on a tin? What about 'Almond Milk', 'Oat Milk', 'Rice Milk', and so on? These are all clearly NOT cows' milk, which is precisely why people buy them - because they are vegan or just don't want cows' milk.

      Hundreds of millions of people are buying 'Soya Milk' and know it is made from SOYA, not cows' milk. The only problem here is that the dairy industry aren't happy because millions of people have stopped buying their products...

    9. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a perfectly valid argument when we're talking about communication. Changing the meaning of a word can cause serious problems with communication. Ask anyone who has heard SJW retards screech about "racism" with their nu-definition of "privilege plus [institutional] power." Definitions matter, and momentum is a big deal in communication. We're not talking about appeal to tradition, we're talking about changing the user interface for our human tools. It's like changing a hammer to have an angled end on the head before anyone can change their swing to use it.

    10. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if a liquid derived from a plant is a juice, does that mean I've been frying food in Canola Juice?

    11. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      "juice" doesn't seem more accurate when added water makes soy and almond, umm, beverages liquid

    12. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whole milk isnt much different from the stuff directly from the udder. Has been boiled to kill bacteria. Fat may have been homogenized. But the biggest difference is that milk from the shop is cold, straight from the udder it is warm.

    13. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's a list of things you should fight next:
      Peanut butter
      Almond butter
      Cocoa butter
      Cream of Wheat
      Grape Nuts
      Milk of Magnesia

      Good luck with that!

    14. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you are doing is horrible. Rapeseed is really bad for you.

    15. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by spaceman375 · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never had real cow milk. Real milk is over 8% fat. The weak water you call "whole" milk is anything but. "Whole" is only 4%.

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    16. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      Language is an example of when "we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way" holds weight though. Of the words have always been used a way, I don't see how anyone can make an argument that that's not what they mean. Obviously one needs to allow for linguistic shift, but certainky if a word has been used in a way for decades it doesn't make sense to by dictate change its meaning.

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    17. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by The+Relentless · · Score: 1

      I think we should just call it "Nut Juice." This will also work for Almond Milk.

    18. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but no.

      When someone uses the "we've always done it this way" argument, they aren't thinking about the alternatives. In their mind, it is inherently the right way to do it. Why is it the right way to do it? Because we've always done it that way. It's circular logic.

      But your argument actually looks at the alternatives, and explains why those are wrong. "To change it would cause confusion, therefore we shouldn't do it".

    19. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by quenda · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk.

      You might want to be more specific. Bull's milk?

    20. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by haruchai · · Score: 1

      > Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young.

      Patently false, milk is a substance secreted by cows to make my corn flakes not suck

      I've been told that beer or orange juice on corn flakes is pretty good but lemonade & grapefruit juice are awful

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    21. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) "Soy Milk" and "Coconut Milk" and "Almond Milk"...are not calling themselves "Milk". These two-word names are well understood to not be "Milk".

      2) This wasn't a marketing thing. It was naturally what people started calling these things. Thats how words work.

      3) At this point, it would be ridiculous to have to go find a new name. Maybe they could add the word substitute, but no one actually needs that.

      My conclusion: this is nothing but pandering to the dairy industry.

      PS) Coconut milk is extracted from the coconut meat with hot water and blending and squeezing, its not the water already in the coconut.

    22. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Hasn't pigeon milk always been called milk? Then there are the ants that farm and milk aphids.

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    23. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      I think a bigger issue than this pedantry is whether or not it will cause confusion among consumers.

      Would a reasonable consumer see "coconut milk" or "soy milk" and conclude that it came from an animal? As long as the label is not designed in such a way as to obscure the "coconut" or to show pictures of cows and it is clearly labeled "coconut" or "soy" in the same size and style font as "milk" I don't see a problem.

      I learned my lesson years ago one morning when with eyes still bleary I bought something that said "100%" and "JUICE" on it in big letters. I opened it and took a big swig and nearly spit it out. In much smaller letters next to juice it said "drink". In much smaller letters next to 100% it said something like "Vitamin C" or "Recommended Daily Allowance". Somewhere on the back of the can in a much smaller font with poorly contrasting colors it said "10% Juice".

      The label was 100% accurate, but 100% designed to mislead consumers.

    24. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not convinced that milk formally only means mammalian milk. Coconut milk is indeed the normal name of it; the milk of human kindness comes to mind. Indeed, the OED includes coconut milk as part of its definition.

    25. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's how language works though. Words mean what they mean precisely because that's how everybody uses them. Imagine how much chaos there would be if you decided that "and" suddenly meant "not" and "not" suddenly meant "ice cream."

      While there are some differences in language, the reality is that common words don't vary that much from dialect to dialect because they don't change suddenly and unpredictably. They're also common enough that they show up in the mass media and are routinely used.

      It's the right thing to do because it's the right thing to do. Language is purely a construct invented by humans. If we don't permit things to mean what they mean because that's what they mean, then language completely collapses as nothing would mean anything at all.

      Coincidentally, this is why trying to redefine words by force rarely works out well. It takes decades and only works if enough people buy into it to overcome the inertia of the previous word.

      The time to have addressed the use of the word "milk" to mean things that aren't dairy milk would have been in the past. But, even if we restrict it to being dairy milk, then what about the other forms of milk? Breast milk, goat milk, sheep milk or mouse milk? Those are also milk.

    26. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this guy up.

    27. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by omnichad · · Score: 1

      So why don't we call margarine juice?

      There are plenty of names that don't correspond to correct phylogeny or botany. We call a tomato a vegetable when it comes to nutrition because the botanical facts aren't relevant.

    28. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rgmoore · · Score: 5, Informative

      Real milk is over 8% fat.

      [[Citation Needed]]. A quick check of the best references I have available says the typical level for cow's milk is 4%. It varies by breed, but even the richest breeds, like Jersey, have just a bit above 5%. 8% is what you'd expect from something like water buffalo milk, which is the richest of any of the animals humans regularly use as a milk source.

      That's not to say that "whole" milk is whole. As I understand it, typical milk processing involves separating the fat from the rest of the milk and then recombining it at specified levels to create a standardized product. So "whole" milk will always be 4% fat, even if it comes from a breed that naturally produces more fat than that; the rest of the fat is removed for products like cream and butter.

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    29. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Luthair · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      I'd say you've been drinking the dairy lobbies koolaid....er milk. The dictionary definition of milk considers a much wider usage.

    30. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by laie_techie · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whatever you are doing is horrible. Rapeseed is really bad for you.

      Canola is genetically modified rapeseed. Natural rapeseed causes respiration problems for some people. The Canola modifications are supposed to get rid of that.

    31. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milk is just a social construct, so we should abolish it.

    32. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      The 'juice' inside a coconut has always been called milk AFAIR. It's a natural thing to do, to extend the use of a word to cover something 'similar'.

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      Whose definition? Most English dictionaries will list as explicit definitions both mammary secretions as well as similar secretions from plants and other sources. In fact, most non-English dictionaries also define white plant liquids as milk. Both direct mammary secretions and similar liquids are clearly definitions. Of course, some people may choose to exclude one of the dictionary entries, e.g., cow milk producers, but this is as silly as raw milk producers claiming that pasteurized or skim milk isn't milk at all because those products clearly aren't directly secreted by cows.

    33. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      but this is as silly as raw milk producers claiming that pasteurized or skim milk isn't milk at all because those products clearly aren't directly secreted by cows.

      I am on the consumer side of raw milk, not a producer. But I don't consider the milk you buy in supermarkets and the raw milk I have to go to considerably more trouble to get to be the same product. Judging by what correspondence I see most people who buy raw milk feel the same way. They aren't the same product.

      That said I don't see anybody saying that the supermarket product is mislabeled. It is "pasteurized, homogenized milk" which is a fair description and commonly understood. Coconut milk, Soy milk, Raw milk and plain milk are all different things.

    34. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      So what about milk weed? Does it get the shaft too?

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    35. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that. I'm thinking, did this guy just pour through your comments looking for fodder or was he just offended so much at one of your comments on a particular day that he referenced your name never to forget.

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    36. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      http://www.dictionary.com/brow...

      noun

          1. an opaque white or bluish-white liquid secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals, serving for the nourishment of their young.
          2. this liquid as secreted by cows, goats, or certain other animals and used by humans for food or as a source of butter, cheeses, yogurt, etc.
          3. any liquid resembling this, as the liquid within a coconut, the juice or sap of certain plants, or various pharmaceutical preparations.

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    37. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      You are correct. The dairy industry cannot sustain itself naturally.

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    38. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Mod up. The use of the word "whole" is very confusing to customers.

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    39. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never had real cow milk. Real milk is over 8% fat. The weak water you call "whole" milk is anything but. "Whole" is only 4%.

      I've had the "real thing" and found it to be rather disgusting. I'll stick with good ol' 2%, thank you very much.

    40. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Pour what through them? Gravy?

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    41. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about the substance from milkweed...?

    42. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      The English language disagrees with you since at least the 14th century. OED has it listed as being a noun for plant based secretions, "A milky juice or latex present in the stems or other parts of various plants, which exudes when the plant is cut...", since ~1398.

    43. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by BlackOverflow · · Score: 1

      This!!

    44. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Canola is genetically modified rapeseed.

      It's not genetically modified, it's just a cultivar of rapeseed that is naturally low in erucic acid.
      Canada selected for it, they didn't "modify" it.
      Then they gave it a different name (CAN[adian] O[il] L[ow] A[cid]), probably for sales reasons.

      There is a GM variant of Canola oil, but that's the evil, rapist, version made by Monsanto.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canola_oil

    45. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad grew up on a dairy farm and he said going to whole milk was like drinking water compared to raw milk.

    46. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3

      Thank you for

      A) Distinguishing between selective breeding and genetic modification, because those are two totally different things that are often conflated, and for

      B) Teaching me that "Canola" is actually an acronym, Never knew that before today.

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    47. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Margarine is (sometimes) a butter substitute

      Margarine is a trash product.

      Thankfully, most people have woken up to that for most things. However, people still seem to use it as a go-to shortening. It's the "secret" to flaky pie crusts.
      Stop. Butter is a superior shortening. You just have to keep it cold while working it. Alternatively, use lard, which is more healthful than butter and easier to work with without it melting on you.

    48. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by dcw3 · · Score: 2

      Exactly what I came here to reply with. That product has been around for decades, and suddenly the FDA has an issue? Sounds to me like some dairy lobbyists have succeeded in pushing their agenda.

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    49. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      That's how language works though. Words mean what they mean precisely because that's how everybody uses them. Imagine how much chaos there would be if you decided that "and" suddenly meant "not" and "not" suddenly meant "ice cream."

      Words mean what they mean precisely because they have a defined meaning.
      Imagine how much chaos there would be if people starting using "flammable" like fucking retards instead of the correct "inflammable".
      Why, you'd get people who thought "inflammable" meant the opposite of "flammable".
      Then you'd have to introduce "non-flammable" to further muddy the waters.

      Are you a supporter of "literally" meaning anything but "literally"?
      Are you one of those no-talent ass clowns who thinks a kilobyte should be 1000 bytes? Do you not see the confusion that can arise by introducing a new term in an attempt to invalidate the previous term? In a KiB world, does a reference to KB mean 1000 or 1024 B? Did the person writing "KB" know of and adopt KiB? If it's written, how could you ask to find out? Would you have to look at the publication date and cross reference it against the popularity of KiB over time?

      The solution to all of this is to stop being fucking wrong. 1 KB = 1024 B. Inflammable and non-inflammable are the correct terms. Almond "milk" is not milk.

      Language changes. But not all change is good. Much of it is destructive. We can't let people willy-nilly fuck around unless you want to live in Idiocracy. About the only thing that movie missed was emojis.

      But hell - they don't even teach English spelling and grammar in US public schools anymore. So fuck it! I literally could care less at this point.

    50. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Yup, Canola oil is the best plant-based oil you can readily get. One of the few things the Canadians got right.

    51. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Male mammals can lactate. Happens to a lot of guys when their wives are pregnant.

    52. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only in so much that is has been treated to reduce incidence of disease

    53. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Moochman · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate.

      Proving the point. "Just because "milk" has always been used to describe mammal excretion doesn't make it accurate to claim that's the only use of the word.

      If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      So if you say the word can't be used a certain way, that's a fact? What about 30+ years of using the terms "coconut milk" and "soy milk"? Was everyone who ever uttered these terms just "wrong"?

      If anything coconut milk is more like nectar, if you want to go the route of plant drinks that are already called something other than milk. As for nut milk, there's not really a precedent, and "strained puree with water" just doesn't have much of a ring to it. As mentioned, coconut milk and soy milk are already well-established terms.

      For lack of a better option, then, and due considering the not-so-short historical usage, " milk" seems like it's the de facto winner.

    54. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like some dairy lobbyists have succeeded in pushing their agenda.

      Also, Wisconsin is a swing state with plenty of dairy famers.

    55. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      water buffalo milk, which is the richest of any of the animals humans regularly use as a milk source.

      Reindeer milk is over 40% fat.

    56. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      Actually, by (dictionary) definition, milk is defined as:
        - a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk (Merriam-Webster)
        - the white juice of certain plants (Oxford English Dictionary)

    57. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Good catch, though the source I found said their milk was "only" 22% fat. It's still a lot higher even than water buffalo.

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    58. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      The solution to all of this is to stop being fucking wrong. 1 KB = 1024 B. But hell - they don't even teach English spelling and grammar in US public schools.

      1KB = 1000 bytes.
      1KiB = 1024 bytes.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Stop being fucking wrong.

    59. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milkweed is a thing, so we need a campaign for that, too. Nothing better to do since everything has been deregulated from the top down, I guess.

    60. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by dasunt · · Score: 1

      It's not similar and just because something has been done a certain way doesn't make it accurate. If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk. Milk is a substance secreted by mammals to feed their young. If it doesn't come from a mammal it isn't milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice. So the accurate term is coconut juice.

      "Milk" has literally been used to describe various fluids from path for so long that Slashdot's lack of unicode support does properly quote the soure.

      But it looks like (with some letter substitution): "With weartan genim thysse ylcan wyrte meolc & clufthungan wos, do to thaere weartan."

      If you can't read that, it's because it's Old English.

      IMO, if it's been a usage for a thousand years, I think we're fine continuing that usage.

    61. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      Unless the definition of milk changed, which might have actually happened, due to lots of people calling stuff-that-comes-out-of-plants "milk."

      See "hack."

      People vote on this stuff, every day. Language changes. I'll be the first to admit it: I hated it for a long time too, because I've lost the vote so many times. But it happened. Do you wanna be "that guy" for the rest of your life, or can you accept the cromulence of evolution?

    62. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay, you can still say that your mom milks you before going to sleep in the basement each night.

    63. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they are all milk.. being the lactation's of mammals. The pressing of fruit is juice, and the pressing of ground beans is coffee. Any other bean pressing is unfit for human consumption and should be immediately banned from the civilized world. ;-)

    64. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Indiana+Joe · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I came here to reply with. That product has been around for decades, and suddenly the FDA has an issue? Sounds to me like some dairy lobbyists have succeeded in pushing their agenda.

      Not decades - centuries. Almond milk was commonly used in place of dairy when fasting during medieval times.

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    65. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rajkiran_g · · Score: 1

      Margarine is (sometimes) a butter substitute but we don't call it butter.

      What about peanut butter?

    66. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should mention that to the courts; the ones where judges aren't on the monsanto payroll.

    67. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milk comes from mammals.
      Juice comes from plants.
      Males have a Y chromosome.
      Deal with it.

    68. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly have difficulty with some words. Here's a word for you...HOMONYM.

      Homonyms mean that the same word can have more than one meaning. For those that have ever looked into a dictionary the concept is not new. Within the dictionary there are MULTIPLE DEFINITIONS presented for the same word. Yes, the level of this conversation IS insulting to human intelligence but that level is YOUR level of intentional insipidness.

      Also the English language is not the sole subject of the FDA. Once the term "milk" is used for many things it becomes legitimate use of the word. A quick look in a dictionary reveals that milk can be a plant product.

    69. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Eloking · · Score: 1

      Good catch, though the source I found said their milk was "only" 22% fat. It's still a lot higher even than water buffalo.

      22% fat in Reindeer milk?

      Pfft, amateur! Hooded Seal got over 60% fat in their milk so their pup can gain a whooping 7 kg a DAY. It allow the parents to kick their kid out of the house after only 4 days (shortest lactation period of any mammal).

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    70. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Seals man have even richer milk than reindeer, but I've never heard of anyone keeping them as dairy animals.

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    71. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by volmtech · · Score: 1

      So no more apple butter?

    72. Re: Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not genetically modified, it's just a cultivar of rapeseed that is naturally low in erucic acid.
      Canada selected for it, they didn't "modify" it.

      News Flash! Even Darwinian'Natural Selection' can only happen on genetic variants that are heritable. So just because someone didn't go in and edit the rapeseed genome with CRISPR-cas9, or some other method, it doesn't mean it hasn't undergone a genetic modification. If the descendants of any particular organism have heritable traits that are distinct from those of the parent strain, it constitutes a genetic modification regardless of what the cause of that change may have been. There is a reason that both humans and chimps are genetically different from each other and more to the point, different from our common ancestor that lived about 1.5 million years ago... Hint, every thing alive today has at some point been genetically modified! Cheers!

    73. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by Graysccale · · Score: 1

      I think we've milked this topic for all its worth...

    74. Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was by pots · · Score: 1

      If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      Whenever someone makes a "by definition" argument, I open up a dictionary. Those people are usually wrong. There are a lot of new products calling themselves milk, but soy milk and coconut milk have been around for a long time (hundreds of years, if not longer) and are well established by those names. More than long enough to get a spot in the dictionary anyway.

      While I was at it, I looked up juice. Soy and coconut would certainly qualify, but the definitions for juice are extremely broad. Cow milk could also be called juice, by that definition.

  21. Milk vs Water. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coconut Milk comes from the pressed pulp.

    Coconut water is what you're talking about. And a few years ago it became this fad because some celebrities said it had some sort of health power....magic...or something.

  22. WHO picked THAT name?!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    oh man, you DO NOT want to know were malk comes from

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    1. Re:WHO picked THAT name?!!! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Himalyan salt is an ingredient. So for a product being marketed to yuppy vegans hipsters, do they know that they're bulldozing parts of a mountain range to get a product identical to evaporated sea salt?

  23. Egg replacements by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of the idiotic "egg replacement" products they sell in the store. They even put a picture of a chicken egg on the carton.

  24. It could describe everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From plain water, to a fully developed male cow, to a Star Destroyer. You assume that others than you are too stupid to grasp the concept of "whitish liquid that comes from nipples" and you want to instate a nanny to guard over people and enforce a nationalist orthodoxy.

    1. Re: It could describe everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop the tyranny of dictionaries!

      Pineapple JamEs Sayo42ara Ton Cha'brak nikka ppppft

  25. Experts have already talked about this... by Faw · · Score: 1
  26. Melk by rhadc · · Score: 1

    Non-dairy milk alternatives have an easy solution. Adopt the midwest's pronunciation and just call it "melk". Easy enough, right?

    1. Re:Melk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upper Midwest, son. Every mid-where else it's pronounced 'milk'.

    2. Re:Melk by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      That is not an "easy solution."

      Companies sink very significant amounts of money into brand names, and those names can be very valuable.

      Tell Disney they can "easily" change their name to "Desney."

      Remember the "Mike Rowe Soft" debacle? Why couldn't Microsoft just "easily" change their name to avoid confusion?

      The term "soy milk" has been used for over a century. Significant amounts of money have been spent on packaging and branding.
         

    3. Re:Melk by rhadc · · Score: 1

      Milk was milk before companies turned it into a brand. But you're right that trademarks are a serious and expensive game.

      Still, wouldn't it be more enjoyable to watch Milk vs Melk play out in the news? What about "Mlikish" as a fallback for when Melk doesn't work? Mlikish is clearly not Milk, as is made perfectly clear by the ISH.

      I personally prefer our melky, milkish options over what comes out of the cow.

      And to Anonymous Coward, my apologies. *Upper Midwest*!

  27. Soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "And, you know, an almond doesn't lactate, I will confess."

    With CRISPR, I'm sure that will change soon enough...

  28. It depends by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Is there nondairy milk-alternative product in my pasteurized process cheese food?

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    1. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, just oil hydrogenated to various levels and artificial coloring.

    2. Re:It depends by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Good point. I'd rather they spent their effort mandating that plastic wrapped slices of flavorless rubber not be called cheese than picking on the centuries old conventional naming for the creamy juice extracted from nuts and beans.

  29. Milking it by Translation+Error · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Oh, I wonder if this is Beth Mole article?
    • The U.S. Food and Drug Administration seems to have soured
    • putting the squeeze on product makers
    • time to get abreast of the labeling language
    • to help skim the fat from the market
    • will soon tap the public for comments
    • and hopes to wring out a new policy within a year

    Why, yes, yes it is.

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    1. Re:Milking it by omnichad · · Score: 2

      The U.S. Food and Drug Administration seems to have soured
      putting the squeeze on product makers
      time to get abreast of the labeling language
      to help skim the fat from the market
      will soon tap the public for comments
      and hopes to wring out a new policy within a year

      Burma Shave

  30. milk gets used in different contexts as well by lazlo · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd be a little terrified to meet the mammal that secretes milk glass. Fortunately, the FDA probably won't come after that one, as if you're eating milk glass, you have other more serious problems that need immediate attention.

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  31. Juice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I just use the word juice to describe soy based stuff... Like "chocolate soy juice" for example. Sometimes my kid wants milk and sometimes soy or almond or something else so we need to differentiate.

    1. Re:Juice by rossdee · · Score: 1

      What do you call a tennis score of 40-40?

    2. Re:Juice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you call a tennis score of 40-40?

      If you are implying that the proper term for that is "juice", you may need to do some research.

    3. Re:Juice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's love got to do with it?

  32. Could pureed clams be called "Milk" by EnOne · · Score: 1

    There needs to be a definition. Something simple like Mammal Mammary Sweat = Milk, Squeezed/Pulped Plant = Juice

    I think calling all white liquids that can be swallowed as milk, problematic

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    1. Re:Could pureed clams be called "Milk" by samwichse · · Score: 1

      "I think calling all white liquids that can be swallowed as milk, problematic"

      I'll just leave this right here.

  33. Impersonating me? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell us of your MILLION$ (of lies) "phantasies" https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... w/ intellectual honesty, ok?

    * You STALK me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous (what you're doing now) + IMPERSONATE ME https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... admittedly on your part!

    APK

    P.S.=> You impersonating me proves you wish you were me & imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - but you = poor imitation... apk

    1. Re: Impersonating me? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are butthurt. You think every AC is the guy who bragged about his wealth. It's really quite pathetic and amusing.

      By the way, APK Hosts File Engine 2.0 for Linux is still shit.

  34. A better description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it doesn't have pus, steroids, and anti-biotics in it, it's not milk.

    1. Re:A better description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, if it has any of those things in it, it can't be sold. Source: my brother is a dairy farmer.

  35. Unintended consequences by Revek · · Score: 2

    Will they have to change the name of milk of magnesia?

  36. Stupid discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole thing is stupid and the language is changing. Hardly anyone has milked a cow or seen it done. For quite a while consumers have bought products like coconut milk. As well milk of magnesia has been a thing for over a hundred years. The average person is not offended or put off by the terms soy milk or almond milk. I have been to dairy farms and would rather drink a glass of soy milk than cows milk every time. I have seen a cow taken from her calf immediately, tested, and put into production. I have seen the filter before it hits a bulk tank.

  37. malk Now With Vitamin R! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    malk Now With Vitamin R!

  38. Impersonating me AGAIN? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell us of your MILLION$ (of lies) "phantasies" https://tech.slashdot.org/comm...

    * You admit you IMPERSONATE ME https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... + You STALK me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous!

    APK

    P.S.=> You impersonating me proves you wish you were me & imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - but you = poor imitation... apk

    1. Re: Impersonating me AGAIN? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The butthurt is strong with this one.

    2. Re: Impersonating me AGAIN? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well APK does like forced violent butt sex. APK just can't accept that there are many people who dislike him.

    3. Re: Impersonating me AGAIN? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APK exhibits some rather bizarre behaviors. He was posting yesterday about another of his fetishes, people drinking his piss. I suppose when you live alone as long as he has and are so fucked up as to drive off anyone who might date him, I guess you develop some pretty screwed up fetishes.

  39. What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Milk of the poppy?

  40. sick by Hubajube · · Score: 2

    This whole thing makes me sick. I'm going to need to take some white juice of magnesia.

  41. Flavoured Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chocolate milk is milk that tastes like chocolate.

    Strawberry milk is milk that tastes like strawberries.

    Therefore, something called almond milk should be milk that tastes like almonds.

  42. Re: You are fat and gay! Everybody say 'Yay!' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool story, creimer.

  43. Re:Should JEWS allow Holocaust Denial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they certainly opened a can of worms with declaring themselves ubermenschen in their latest law.

  44. There ain't no such thing as soy milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because there ain't no such thing as soy titty!

    --some comedian that one time

    1. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by KIFulgore · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lewis Black - https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. But they couldn't sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually... start to gag."

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    2. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      It is disgusting...I drank it for some time. Soy consumption was shown to cause brain atrophy in long term studies. That isn't going to stop it though. We have to plant soy in order to plant corn and soy is the darling of large food corporations. They hydrogenate it and use that to thicken stuff up (Jiff Peanut butter is an example) and to fry things. Hydrogenated soy is horrible for your your health since it oxidizes, sending free radicals throughout the body-- especially when you heat as restaurants do. On top of heating it, most restaurants continue to use the oil after it breaks down and starts smoking--to save money. Soy is cheap but 5 gallons of fryer oil is about $60+, so it adds up and makes quite an impact on the bottom line of a low margin business like food service. Five gallons fills one typical fryer and is really only suitable for a day or two depending on the volume and types of food cooked in it.

      The same soy oil that is used for making fried food is also used in agriculture to fatten animals very quickly. It is mixed with grain. You can buy it in 50 gallon drums at feed stores. When you see an otherwise not-fat person with a weird belly pouch you can bet with certainty they live on fast food and other cheap hydrogenated soy products (poor people). I could go on and on. Fuck soy.

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    3. Re: There ain't no such thing as soy milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt soy is as bad as you claim. You are right that hydrogenated oils should be avoided, though. Also, since soy oil is polyunsaturated, it oxidizes easily. As such, it should not be used as a cooking oil.

    4. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      We have to plant soy in order to plant corn

      What? Who told you that? Don't listen to anything they tell you. Most corn in the USA is grown continuously, especially the corn grown for ethanol fuel.

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    5. Re:There ain't no such thing as soy milk by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      That sounds almost as dangerous as dihydrogen monoxide, a common additive in thousands of common food items, including almond "milk." I've heard they use it in farm fisheries and sewage treatment. It's even used as a paint thinner!

  45. better-than-milk by gti_guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they can't call it milk, they should call it "better-than-milk". That should keep the dairy folks happy.

    1. Re:better-than-milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely "I can't believe it's not milk!"

    2. Re:better-than-milk by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Right, because they couldn't call it "butter" they thought they'd call it "country crock". I guess that's truth in advertising.

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    3. Re:better-than-milk by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      So... the same way we have:

      butter -> margarine -> (buttery) spread

      cheese -> cheese food -> cheesy-flavor

      chocolate -> chocolatey

      we could have:

      milk -> milky drink/beverage

      As an example of how tangled the food industry's nomenclature can be, let's use "American Cheese" as an example. By literal legal definition of "cheese", NO product considered to be "American Cheese" can actually BE "real cheese", because "American Cheese" is -- by definition -- a blend of two or more cheeses or cheese-foods. At best, it's legally "processed cheese" (if it's a combination of two or more "real" cheeses"). Most of the time, it's merely "cheese food".

      That doesn't necessarily mean it's BAD... if you want an edible cheese-flavored substance that melts easily in a microwave and remains a gooey, viscous, coherent emulsified liquid at room temperature to pour over nachos, actual cheese doesn't work very well... it's too runny when it's melted, too easy to scorch, makes the chips soggy, and quickly re-solidifies as it cools. It's kind of like the reason why movie theaters use butter-flavored oil instead of melted butter on popcorn... real butter makes popcorn soggy... oil-flavored butter keeps the popcorn light, fluffy, and tender (and imparts more-intense buttery taste than butter itself possibly could, even if you skipped the popcorn and drank straight-up melted butter).

    4. Re:better-than-milk by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      How about the "Real Mayo" crap that is not made of mayo. Don't forget that one.

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  46. The ancient Romans had almond milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes they did refer to it as almond milk, so there is a record of usage of that test for that purpose going back thousands of years.

  47. Milky Way Bar by Framboise · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Milky Way is a millenium old trickery to confuse people about the nature of our Galaxy. This should be stopped! Not only Mars Inc., but astronomers have more recently abused common sense with their Milky Way Bar...

    1. Re:Milky Way Bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also a pub with the same name just a few parsecs from here.

  48. News for nerds, stuff that matters? by thebryce · · Score: 1

    kind of pushing the edge of what makes a story 'round here.

  49. Milk of Magnesia is a trademark in some places by tepples · · Score: 2

    In some countries, Bayer still owns trademarks on "Aspirin" and "Milk of Magnesia". In these countries, the generic name for liquid magnesium hydroxide suspension is "cream of magnesia".

    1. Re:Milk of Magnesia is a trademark in some places by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Which really just aids the point of almond/coconut/soy milk manufacturers...
      "Cream is a dairy product composed of the higher-butterfat layer skimmed from the top of milk before homogenization."
      It's also an adjective: creamy.
      And it's also used as a generic name for anything that resembles itself: hand cream, face cream, cream of wheat.

      It seems perfectly analogous to milk, which is also a dairy product that's an adjective (milky) and used as a generic name for anything that resembles itself.

      Are they going to fight that one next? How about butter... buttery, peanut butter, almond butter, shea butter, body butter? They fighting that one too?
      Sam

  50. Nobody is conflating peanut butter for real butter by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Out of curiosity: What name should we instead give to peanutbutter?

    I don't see that as a problem since nobody is trying to pretend that peanut butter is somehow a substitute for actual butter. People try all the time to pretend that soy milk and cow's milk are interchangeable when they really aren't.

  51. Be consistent by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
    If you can't extend a word's original meaning, I have a few other suggestions on such words:
    • Bandwidth (it has to do with frequencies, not bit rates)
    • Hoverboard (only use it for things that actually hover)
    • Android (it's a kind of robot, so it would be nice if phone companies didn't sue robot companies over it)

    Also, the word "blog" should not be used for non-diary products.

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    1. Re:Be consistent by lgw · · Score: 1

      Bandwidth (it has to do with frequencies, not bit rates)

      Well, Bandwidth imposes a maximum bit rate, so it's reasonable.

      Hoverboard (only use it for things that actually hover)

      If you have to balance on it the way you would a floating board, it's just a low-tech hoverboard, But of course most of them weren't like that.

      Android (it's a kind of robot, so it would be nice if phone companies didn't sue robot companies over it)

      It's very silly, but the trademark should be limited to phones anyway.

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  52. Acid Test by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Informative

    The problem is language is fluid. It's been called coconut milk for centuries. Changing it to coconut juice would be more confusing than leaving it alone.

    I think the important thing here is the modifier. As long as you are calling it "Almond Milk" or "Soy Milk" it would be pretty obvious to the average consumer that it isn't dairy milk, especially as the already common term "Coconut Milk" is in use.

    Doing this is common in many languages. German is famous for mashing existing words together to make new ones.

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    1. Re:Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so much the French: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43836156

    2. Re:Acid Test by inflex · · Score: 1

      Yes, had this very same argument with some locals. Farmers/Beef-industry/diary ... getting all upset about this topic, meanwhile the megacorp supermarkets drive them to the wall at the gate with the absurdly low payouts for their produce. Not like changing the definition / criterion is going to suddenly improve their profit margins, if anything this will just alienate more people.

    3. Re:Acid Test by eepok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree that "language is fluid" because while it's kinda true in a very specific way, it really, really isn't true in most other considerations. Changes to language happen, but it doesn't mean they should be adopted into permanence. In fact, here are a bunch of words that have been invented or whose definitions are in flux because some people want to control others:

      Mansplaining: Defined as the the condescending explanation of a concept from a man/male to a woman/female. This word was intentionally created to shame men from taking authoritative and informed positions when women are near regardless of the intent of the of the men. A term for this type of condescension already exists (patronizing), but it's traditionally used gender-neutrally and thus isn't easily weaponized.

      Racism: Defined in the belief of racial inferiority/superiority between any combination of races, this word has been recently been permuted in popular subcultures to refer to any action that affect any person/situation where race is a characteristic regardless if race is a factor. As a result, people guilty of previously minor infringements of common ethic are frequently accused of heinous racism... and then turn around and see anti-racism movements as extremists thereby increasing their probably of adopting genuinely racist beliefs.

      Milk: Milk is defined as mammalian lactation and the basis for supporting infant life. It's full of fats and nutrients. Soy and almond producers like to call their product derivations "milk" because it deceptively associates these non-animal products with similar nutrition and chemical function.

      Fake News: Originally based exemplified by satirical news organizations like The Onion, "fake news" was used to described news reports that were intentionally created to temporarily deceive. Consider it akin to fake fruit on a table. The apple would look tasty until you took a closer look. It was never intended to actually be consumed as part of a diet. Today, the term "fake news" no longer means "satire", but instead alludes to media lies and political propaganda.

      These are all fairly significant changes in vocabulary and those changes (fluid language) are still in flux. We don't know how permanent the changes are, but we do not have to accept the changes just because they have occurred (non-fluid language). The use of "milk" in a more scientific manner is one example of re-centering language for the sake of clarity.

    4. Re:Acid Test by Falconnan · · Score: 1

      If you doubt language is fluid, I invite you to consider the following:

      Queer was once a word for odd or strange. Then it became a slur toward non-heterosexuals. Now it's something the once slurred community has taken ownership of.

      Read Shakespeare and apply modern meanings to the words. Lots of things will break, or tragedies will gain comedic value.

      The meaning of "knowing" someone has definitely changed since the King James Bible. How many people do you "know"?

      Bad. Yes, the word bad. Which still means bad, but under the correct circumstances can be good. For instance, "bad ass", which actually can also mean two things.

      This is the reality. It causes the legal system lots of problems, frankly, because it's hard to legislate a natural cognitive process. Also, it's hard to legislate around a natural cognitive process.

    5. Re:Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for mansplaining that for us! XD

    6. Re:Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should start my own company, and produce real milk mixed with Almond / Coconut / Soy.. so that would technically be true "Coconut milk".. and sorry for those lactose intolerant people :D

    7. Re:Acid Test by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Agreed. They are on a witch hunt.

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    8. Re:Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dictionaries are not a collection of definitions, but a record of how words are used at the time the entry is written. Think of it as a history book as history is happening. Same this goes for grammar. In school I was told that it is not proper grammar to end on a preposition. Got to college and was told the professionals end on a preposition all the time because proper grammar is what sounds natural to a natural speaker of the language. If it sounds wrong, it is wrong. Even spellings change. I'm reading some books from the early 1900s and instead of "show" they write "shew". In cases where a prefix ends in the same letter as the base word begins, the second repeated letter has an umlaut. Like "reëntry"

    9. Re:Acid Test by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Arguing over the terminology of particular foods does seem very much like a #FirstWorldProblem

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    10. Re:Acid Test by sexconker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Queer was once a word for odd or strange. Then it became a slur toward non-heterosexuals. Now it's something the once slurred community has taken ownership of.

      It still means odd or strange. That's why it was used as a description for homosexuals.

      Read Shakespeare and apply modern meanings to the words. Lots of things will break, or tragedies will gain comedic value.

      Uh, many of them were intentionally written that way. Hell, Shakespeare created many words in order to get a lot of sex jokes in.

      The meaning of "knowing" someone has definitely changed since the King James Bible. How many people do you "know"?

      No, the meaning of knowing someone hasn't changed. The Bible's "knowing" of someone referred to carnal knowledge. The word didn't mean something different back when that version of the Bible was written, the Bible merely euphemized fucking.

      Bad. Yes, the word bad. Which still means bad, but under the correct circumstances can be good. For instance, "bad ass", which actually can also mean two things.

      No, bad still means bad. Even in Michael Jackson's song/video, it meant bad. It's use as a positive adjective doesn't come from a negation of the meaning of "bad", but from the perspective of people seeing things that are morally bad as positive. A bad knee is a bad knee, and that's good to no one. A bad dude is a bad dude to all, but to other bad dudes that's a good thing.

      This is the reality. It causes the legal system lots of problems, frankly, because it's hard to legislate a natural cognitive process. Also, it's hard to legislate around a natural cognitive process.

      It's not a natural cognitive process, however. You have to learn these specific words and how to use them. And we've been dealing with how people use words for a long time. If you say something and you use the wrong words, you're incorrect or lying. We're not asking if a hot dog is a sandwich or not, we're asking if non-milk things can be called milk.

    11. Re: Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please sir, consider my hosts file engine. It is inflexible just like your language.

    12. Re:Acid Test by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Changing it to coconut juice would be more confusing than leaving it alone.

      Jo dawg, we're in the age of the internet which begs the question: if we can change the meaning of entire phrases without confusing anyone except a few language Nazis who fail to realise that language is fluid, why would you consider it confusing to change? Just change the word, let people adopt it slowly and we can all be gay.

    13. Re:Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      German is famous for mashing existing words together to make new ones.

      It wurffs flammen.

    14. Re:Acid Test by drsquare · · Score: 1

      That's not true, almond milk has been called almond milk for a long time, it wasn't invented by marketers. 'Milk' refers to the white liquids obtained from plants.

    15. Re:Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're really 'MILKING' this whole thing now! ;-)

    16. Re:Acid Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that banana milk and strawberry milk ARE real milk, just with additives that make it delicious.

      On an unrelated note, I don't appreciate cashiers that judge me for buying myself banana milk instead of getting it for the kids.

    17. Re:Acid Test by Falconnan · · Score: 2

      I never claimed that words lost their old meanings. To be clear, they've mostly gained new ones which have displaced their old meanings in regular use. Languages evolve, both grammatically and in word meaning. Most words start as either slang or loan words. Further, you're confusing vocabulary (symbols chosen for ideas) with language (the use of symbols to represent thought). Symbols get re-purposed.

      We have new words for new things, but we also have old words for new things. Which type of mouse you reference is determined contextually. Further, to "know" someone indeed was used in isolation. It came from the notion of carnal knowledge, but had an alternate contextual meaning. See definition 7 at http://www.dictionary.com/brow.... Also listed as such in older printed dictionaries.

      Look up Old English. It's mostly unrecognizable (though fascinating). Alternatively, you can refer to https://ideas.ted.com/20-words.... But note I work with a professional linguist. As she so elegantly pointed out, "If languages never changed, we'd only have one in all the world."

  53. Peanut butter by zmooc · · Score: 1

    If you English speaking people can call peanut paste "peanut butter" then I don't see why you couldn't call stuff that resembles milk "milk" ;-)

    (Note in Dutch we call it peanut cheese :p)

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    1. Re: Peanut Butter by dingleberrie · · Score: 1

      I want to know if they’re also going after peanut butter, which may be something spread on bread but isn’t a substitute for dairy butter in any other application...

      But the meat is the part of the nut that you eat,
      and peanuts aren't nuts, but they are if you cheat,
      so if butter's from milk, and milk is from meat,
      then peanuts can't not make that milkless milk treat.

    2. Re: Peanut Butter by dingleberrie · · Score: 1

      ...it's sort of a double negative.

    3. Re:Peanut butter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the product seems to resemble cheese even less than it resembles butter...

  54. Don't overcomplicate things by sjbe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I agree that "we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way" is not an argument,

    Correct.

    your entire argument seems to be "because 'we've always done it this way, so we should keep doing it this way' is not an argument, we should not keep doing it that way".

    You got yourself twisted up in your knickers there trying to pretend you are smart. We already have a perfectly adequate word for consumable liquids derived from plants. We call it juice. Marketing people keep trying to pretend that plant juice somehow becomes milk if it happens to be (or is made to be) white. If it didn't come from a mammal then it by definition is not milk and no amount of marketing BS will make it so. Call products what they are and life is a lot simpler.

    1. Re: Don't overcomplicate things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, call products what the are. Screw 'marketing'.

    2. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got yourself twisted up in your knickers there trying to pretend you are smart. We already have a perfectly adequate word for consumable liquids derived from plants.

      You seem to be confused about what side of the argument I am on. I am all for not labeling plant juice as milk. Personally, my reasoning is that if chocolate milk is milk flavoured with chocolate, and strawberry milk is milk flavoured with straberries, then almond milk should be milk flavoured with almonds.

      Just because I point out flaws in your argument, that doesn't make me your enemy.

    3. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This idea is, culinary, absurd.

      The word juice implies something completely different. Say juice and 99.999% of people will conjure images of a sweet or savory liquid derived from crushing macerating fruits or vegetables.

      Almond milk, soy milk, and other nut milks are nothing like that. They're more like milk from an animal - That is they are a white liquid that is a suspension of fats and proteins and carbohydrates. They're thick. They have body.

      Calling it almond or soy juice makes absolutely no sense from a product perspective.

    4. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > They're thick. They have body.

      Clearly you have NEVER actually drunk "Soy Milk". Soy Milk (and friends) are NOTHING like dairy milk either in terms of taste, texture, or molecular gastronomy.

      Soy Milk is somewhat vaguely like skim milk. Except skim milk doesn't really fit your description of dairy milk very well at all.

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    5. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Still...this just seems like the trickle of offense has become so slow as to send the regulators for something to do.

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    6. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by sarren1901 · · Score: 1

      There is no dairy in "almond milk". Look at the label. The first ingredient is filtered water. So therefore, it is not almond flavored milk. It's actually almond flavored water.

      Furthermore, if you really want to get good nutritional values from almonds, you would need a whole lot more then what you get out of that container. It uses a very small amount of actual almonds. Better off just eating a handful out of a jar.

      Chocolate and strawberry milk are actually milk with powder mixes added for flavor. Along with lots of sugar. It's actually milk. Almond juice is not milk. Words have meaning for a reason.

    7. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by BlackOverflow · · Score: 1

      What about Milk of Magnesia?!

    8. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marketing people keep trying to pretend that plant juice somehow becomes milk if it happens to be (or is made to be) white.

      What, do you propose sjbe, we call our galaxy? Now that we know, through your declaration, substances do not become milk if it happens to be white, what should we call the heavenly road other than the Milky Way?

      You got yourself twisted up in your knickers there trying to pretend you are smart.

      As usual, people that say such things are displaying dunning-kruger. Just because you do not understand what an argument is does not mean someone else is merely pretending to be smart by using the term correctly.

    9. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      In many recipes, almond milk is just that. Blanch and slice, add milk overnight, strain and use the almond milk as a base for breads, cakes, porridge, and marinades etc.

      This strange beast that is soy milk (which only cursorily resembled milk anyway, who would add milk that curdles instantly to coffee if they had the choice? ewww) is the afterbirth of a deceitful marketing practice meant to dispose of questionable industrial byproducts anyway.

    10. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Almond milk is no more juice than it is milk. It doesn't come from a fruit, and it's not pressed out of a plant as a liquid. It is a white mixture of protein and fat suspended in a liquid, and in that regard is much more like milk than juice. Just because the marketing department came up with a sensible thing to call a product, doesn't mean they are conniving to deceive anybody.

      Next thing you know, people will be all pissed off because peanut butter isn't really butter. When it comes to names we have given things, "we have always done it that way" is a perfectly cromulent argument. If everybody knows what almond milk is, then changing the name to something else will cause more confusion, not less.

    11. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Doe that counter the constipation effects that you get from milk of the poppy?

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    12. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by drsquare · · Score: 1

      "Coconut milk" was not invented by marketing people. It's the English language. You have no idea what the definition of milk is.

    13. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Coconut dream is a lot like actual milk. But I don't think they call it coconut milk, because that's what we call coconut water for some reason. (It's nothing whatsoever like milk, though it is slightly milky.) Lots of people just call it coconut water.

      Of course, if you blend it with coconut meat (which is not meat) then you get coconut cream (which is not cream) which lots of people call coconut milk. Ahh, the confusion.

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    14. Re: Don't overcomplicate things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    15. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Try shaking the soy milk container to aerate the liquid before adding it to your coffee. I found that to avoid the problem with certain soy milk brands that would curdle in coffee; not all do BTW.

    16. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the meat and dairy industry lobbies are pushing this because they worry that soy, almond, hemp, etc. milk is (or will be) cutting into their profits.

      I include the meat industry because they benefit from all of the male calves - "veal" - that are sent their way as a result of having to repeatedly impregnate dairy cows to keep their milk production going. The slaughterhouses get "non-producing" or "poorly producing" dairy cows as well and, ultimately, just about every dairy cow "retires" by being killed to turn her flesh into meat.

    17. Re:Don't overcomplicate things by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      But juice is squeezed from a fruit. Nut water is just ground up nuts mixed in water. There is no juice to get out of the nut that way.

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  55. Animal secretion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe instead of keeping other products from being called milk, milk should be required to label their product as animal secretion.

  56. Colloidal suspension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Milk is just a colloidal suspension of oils, so why not call others milk too?

    1. Re:Colloidal suspension by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That's homogenized, non-skimmed milk. Not all milk.

  57. Betteridge's law yields the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Betteridge's law yields the answer: no!

  58. More lies from APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry APK you lose again you lying sack of shit. The parent wasn't stalking you with that post, if anything it could be said that you are stalking them. Also parody is not impersonation and that is a very clear parody so you lose again. Good parody is based on the truth which is why the original post is pretty fucking funny as there is some truth in each of those statements. But please continue your unhinged rant and rage against some one who is very likely a completely different person. It is hilarious watching you flip out and make a total ass of yourself the past couple of weeks with your paranoid delusions.

  59. Why not? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    What other verb is so descriptive of providing something of not much value apart from fad hype to consumers at a premium price?

    Oh wait, you are referring to the suspension of fat particles in water. Never mind...

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    1. Re:Why not? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      What other verb...

      What's the first verb that you're talking about?

    2. Re:Why not? by lgw · · Score: 1

      He's implying that soy milk is a perfectly descriptive name because its purpose is to milk the wallets of soyboys. Seems reasonable to me.

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    3. Re:Why not? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Ah, gotcha. For whatever reason, that usage of "milk" as a verb didn't cross my mind. In my defense, it was before noon.

  60. By Definition? by Comboman · · Score: 5, Informative

    If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

    By Definition? The number two definition of milk from Websters is "a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as a) the latex of a plant b) the contents of an unripe kernel of grain."

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    1. Re:By Definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So white paint is milk? Who knew? The 2nd definition is not valid because they use the term to define the term. Webster's should know better.

    2. Re:By Definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The 2nd definition is not valid because they use the term to define the term.

      You mean a tautology. Except it isn't a tautology.

      > a liquid resembling milk

      Making a comparison to a previously defined term (hence the first definition) doesn't make a definition "invalid". You should know better.

      > So white paint is milk?

      Some paints are described that way. eg "milky paint" or milk paint - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2QeGaLI2s

    3. Re: By Definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, they are too busy trying to impress the kids by LOL U SO TROLLLLLEDing Trump on Twitter right now

    4. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 2

      If it comes from a plant it is by definition not milk.

      By Definition? The number two definition of milk from Websters is "a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as a) the latex of a plant b) the contents of an unripe kernel of grain."

      What kind of balderdash shit is this?

      Noun:
      1: A thing that is the thing.
      2: A thing that is not the thing, but looks like the thing.

      I guess counterfeit money is money!

    5. Re:By Definition? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      By Definition? The number two definition of milk from Websters

      By definition dictionaries define words the way they are commonly used, not the way they are supposed to be used. That's why we have specific books for specific fields of practice including law and sciences that define terms without those pesky ever changing dictionaries.

    6. Re:By Definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess counterfeit money is money!

      Yes.

    7. Re:By Definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people start trading with sea shells, then sea shells become money.
      When they stop, it's no longer money.

      Capiche now?

    8. Re:By Definition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In context, it certainly is. When you're playing a game of monopoly, you don't say "Collect two hundred fake dollars", you just say "two hundred dollars". The moment the context shifts you use the qualifier.

      And so it's fine to have a definition if language has evolved to use one term to describe other things that are similar but not quite.

    9. Re:By Definition? by Tyrannosaur · · Score: 1

      I guess counterfeit money is money!

      Um, yeah. We call Monopoly money "money", and it *is* money, in the context of playing Monopoly.

      Everyone also knows coconuts and almonds don't lactate, and yet nobody thinks selling coconut milk or almond milk is deceptive, because they *are* milk in the context of "a whiteish fatty liquid I want to drink"

    10. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      When they stop they'll still be money because they'll look like money (the former seashells used as money).

    11. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      That's something functioning the same way.
      The shitty definition I was bitching about involves things that are not X being declared X because they merely look like X.

    12. Re:By Definition? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Monopoly money is money because it functions as money in the game.
      It is not money because it LOOKS LIKE money.
      The shitty "definition" of milk I'm destroying is the one where anything that is not milk, but looks like milk, is therefore milk.

  61. What can we argue next? by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Shall we decree what we call Coke and Pepsi? Is it "pop", "cola", "soda", "soda pop", "soft drink", or just plain "coke"? My guess is government regulations will mandate it be labeled as "Carbonated water with flavoring".

    So, can I have a "Carbonated water with cola flavoring from the Coke Classic recipe with rum" for me and a "cow sourced dairy product that has been reduced to 2% dairy fat, homogenized, pasteurized and has had sweetened chocolate flavoring added" for the kid here.

    Seriously, this is stupid... Just let me order my "Rum and Coke" and a "Chocolate milk" please.

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  62. Nerd connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does the naming of non-milk products as milk have to do with tech & nerds?

    1. Re:Nerd connection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you SEEN the size of creimer's boobs?

    2. Re:Nerd connection? by recrudescence · · Score: 1

      since when does anything related to accuracy and precision of definitions not have anything to do with nerds?

  63. Lol. They're already picky about peanut butter by raymorris · · Score: 2

    That's funny.

    Actually they have a strict definition of what is peanut butter and what isn't. In the store, next to the peanut butter, you'll see cheaper "peanut spread". This is because the nutritional value of peanut butter is well known (high protein along with sugar, which is fine for growing kids), while the nutritional value of the cheaper peanut spread may be very different.

  64. Re:Nobody is conflating peanut butter for real but by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, you can cook with both of them, put them on your cereal, and drink them. How are they not interchangeable?

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  65. They should call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MALK, with Vitamin R

  66. Re:Ol Olsoc = fake name massive human fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Your MASSIVE FAIL in this life is you're nothing more than a chattering little do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" online & you know it...

    * Is that the best your "phantasyland FAKE NAME" (for your fake lie of a so-called 'life') can manage?

    When a FAKE NAME do nothing like YOU does better than I have? Then talk (you're all talk & no action)...

    You can't help you're an immature little BUTTHURT no-mind, lol! I blew you away in TONS OF PLACES and easily dust your no-mind bullshit blatherings.

    APK

    P.S.=> The TRUE PRICE of your UNIDENTIFIABLE FAKE NAME do-nothing selves like you that I can ALWAYS CASH IN ON (lol) is that I can use FACT/TRUTH on them to SHATTER their all TOO fragile delusional egos that they actually know A DAMN THING in computing, lol... apk

    you two need to just get a room and get your man love on. You two obviously have a "thing" going and it's getting outright embarrassing. Both of you also seem to think you are somehow considered important. I feel kind of bad for both of you as you sit in your grandmother's basement since your parent finally kicked you out of their basement and now you feel the need to find some kind of self worth with shit posts on slashdot. Problem is you're NOT importand by any stretch of the word.You're just pathetic and the only thing worse than that is a couple of sad individuals that feel the need to bitch about the POTUS in every thread on here. Jesus go get a life. Get a job. Make a little good for yourself

  67. Dear JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" (lmao) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" (lmao): Your "ILLOGIC-LOGIC"'s astounding! Posting as me IS impersonating me stupid. You're ranting/raving, not I, you unhinged LOON!

    * You impersonating me only PROVES you WISH you were me & now you're STALKING ME by your UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous troll posts too, whacko!

    (Obsessed Whacko's like you do NOT reason properly - your post I reply to now PROVES that much, clearly...)

    APK

    P.S.=> Crackpot's abound - you're no exception... apk

    1. Re: Dear JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" (lmao) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting as you? Anyone can post as an anonymous coward and sign their posts like you do. Don't like it? You can easily get an account and prevent this from happening. You choose to allow people to impersonate you. Also, this post isn't impersonating you. It's a parody, and it's a very good parody at that.

  68. "Business friendly" regulation... by hey! · · Score: 1

    The point of standard of identity regulations is so that consumers aren't fooled into buying one thing when they think they are buying another. It's consumer-friendly regulation. It prevents companies from selling margarine as "butter".

    But "soy milk", "almond milk" and "coconut milk" are the proper English names for those things; everybody knows they don't come out of a cow -- in fact that's the whole point of those products. So why is the administration looking at this question?

    It's the kind of regulatory position that's "business friendly" to friendly businesses. While big agribusiness donated more to Clinton (because they wanted TPP), dairy and meat backed Trump. You can see the Trump adminstration cares about dairy; we're probably going to have a trade war with Canada over milk.

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    1. Re:"Business friendly" regulation... by lgw · · Score: 1

      ou can see the Trump adminstration cares about dairy; we're probably going to have a trade war with Canada over milk.

      I'd by really surprised if that happened. I long ago gave up trying to predict what Trump would do, but he seems to focus on issues that resonate with his base (how sad is it that that's rare in modern democracy?). "China terk our jerbs" resonates - Canada not so much.

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  69. in your heart, you know it's true by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    It is TEETHpaste!

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    1. Re:in your heart, you know it's true by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It is TEETHpaste!

      What do you have against people trying to keep their one remaining tooth clean?

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    2. Re:in your heart, you know it's true by blindseer · · Score: 1

      What do you have against people trying to keep their one remaining tooth clean?

      Nothing, so long as they do it south of the Mason-Dixon line.

      (My brother in law grew up in the South, he loves jokes like this.)

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  70. No, YOU like it (I give you what you wanted) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, YOU like it (I give you what you wanted): You keep obsessively STALKING me (or impersonating me) in your "StRaNgE" obsession you have w/ me, after all - what else could ANYONE surmise except you are homosexually ATTRACTED to me?

    APK

    P.S.=> Sorry, I am NOT gay & I bet that rather "disappoints" you, lol... apk

    1. Re:No, YOU like it (I give you what you wanted) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the one who said they wanted to ass rape some dude, you were. We get it APK you like sticking you dick in other dudes asses but that makes you totally not gay. I bet that is what your priest keeps telling you too when you go into the confessional with him 3 times a week.

  71. Milk is milk by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Just like "krab" is used for the imitation crab meat made from whitefish, we should use the word "milc" for imitation milk made from soy, almond, etc.

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    1. Re:Milk is milk by careysub · · Score: 1

      That's an idea, but I think "milq" is a better implementation of this idea ("milque"?, that is even in play in the form of Caspar Milquetoast).

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    2. Re:Milk is milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you know, we could call it "milf", it's the same principle, just switching one letter...

  72. one lexical disaster at a time, please! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    oh ghod, let's not open THAT can of worms!

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  73. Re:Should JEWS allow Holocaust Denial? by PPH · · Score: 1

    That's because they mis-labeled Palestinians.

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  74. Regulating marketing terms has a valid purpose... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    USDA is not trying to teach us what "Milk" means. They're trying to show FDA who's boss.

    FDA already regulates the term "Milk". see 21cfr131.110

    If you say "soy milk", people expect something white watery stuff that has soy and whatever other crap it says on the label. If "soy milk" is worth the cost of regulating it, then fine, do it. Same with "coconut milk", "cheezy poofs", and whatever other terms you can think of. Choose carefully, because it's simply not practical to regulate them all.

    If the seller says "Milk", you know you're getting pasteurized cow milk with 3.25% milkfat (unless it says skim, reduce fat, etc.), and some other specifications you probably don't know in detail but have learned to recognize by drinking milk for many years.

    I haven't heard that there's a significant number of people buying "soy milk" and expecting to get milk. But...if enough of us have become that stupid, sure, prohibit the use of the word "Milk" in the context of "soy..., rice..., coconut..., lizard...) as well. Or just use some of that Milk Advisory Board marketing money to tell people "Milk means milk; $whatever milk, does not mean milk you idiot".

    But again, this is just a dick-measuring contest between federal agancies.

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  75. Milk of magnesia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like this thread could use some milk of magnesia.

  76. Noodles, "Alimentary Paste" by careysub · · Score: 2

    The FDA defines "noodles" as a product made from wheat flour and eggs, neither of which Asian cuisines use in their noodles, so for many years they had to be called "alimentary paste" in the grocery store. But when you went to an Asian restaurant you got "noodles" (of course the same product).

    Eventually the FDA relented and allowed them to be called "Asian noodles".

    Perhaps we can call these products "vegan milk" (though this is really no different from the more specific "soy milk", etc.)?

    The difference of course is there are no "noodle producers" associations of industrial farmers whose primary product are noodles.

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    1. Re:Noodles, "Alimentary Paste" by chiguy · · Score: 1

      The FDA defines "noodles" as a product made from wheat flour and eggs, neither of which Asian cuisines use in their noodles, so for many years they had to be called "alimentary paste" in the grocery store. But when you went to an Asian restaurant you got "noodles" (of course the same product).

      I'd never heard this before. I'm surprised because chow mein (Chinese) and ramen (Japanese) noodles have egg in them.

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      passetspike!
    2. Re:Noodles, "Alimentary Paste" by samwichse · · Score: 1

      I would just like to point out that milk from vegans is still milk and an animal product!

  77. Attack Cow Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets call it like it really is lobbying

    Soy Milk
    Coconut milk
    Almond milk
    Cow milk
    Goat Milk
    Milk is actually mommy milk

    As ive tried all the milks at some point in my life, attack cow milks rules

    Require all to say the full name. Ban the lobbiest.

  78. Bull milk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bull milk? I wouldn't want that confused with cow milk.

    1. Re:Bull milk? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Actually one of my friends from college once had a terrible time trying to find something that he eventually called bull's milk.

      It is a local colloquialism the he learned in either Kenya or Tanzania when he was growing up. He needed it for baking and we were at the grocery store when he asked the clerk where they had sweetened condensed milk. The young clerk had no idea what this stuff was. My friend then described the can as white and red with a pink flower on it and still the clerk had no idea what he was asking for. So in a last effort to find such a thing my buddy asks if they have bull's milk thinking that maybe that term is used here in the US as well for sweetened condensed milk. The comment from the clerk was "I don't think bulls give milk"

      Going to the grocery store was always a fun experience with the foreign students.

      --
      Time to offend someone
  79. Agenda-driven dilution of definitions is not new by recrudescence · · Score: 1

    Diluting and / or extending definitions for the purpose of enforcing established circumstances and twisting one's arm to accept false equivalences into policy, is something that happens all the time, and partly reminiscent of the Microsoft EEE paradigm of doing things.

    It is important in such discussions to discuss not simply whether it is acceptable or not, but which groups benefit from such a redefinition, which groups are 'pushing' for it (whether visibly or passively by encouraging 'grassroots' uses of the terms) and on what political grounds should they be allowed to enforce this into legislation and change of policy. The fact this question is being asked in itself is evidence that whatever group benefits from such a redefinition, are well into the "Extend" phase by now, and already moving towards the "Exterminate" one.

    As it stands, it is rather obvious that the current (largely vegan) trend to call everything under the sun 'milk' rather than "milk" or 'milk alternative', and risk misrepresentation in the process, and equivalently 'cheese / cheesecake' etc, partly aims to portray milk-alternative substances as "equivalent" to milk under 'one' definition, purportedly for the purposes of marketing and convenience, which then serves to conflate a then accepted aspect of that definition as encompassing the totality of that definition. This would in turn entail a shift from defining 'milk' as the product of lactation (as opposed to say coconut "milk", which is so-called because it is 'milky' in texture, but not milk), into defining 'milk' as anything that is 'milky' in texture, therefore shifting the position of dairy milk within this group of 'milks' as simply one element of that set of 'milky' substances, which happens to be from an animal source. A political agenda behind this would then be to form a basis for an argument that there is no need for 'animal-derived' milk when 'non-animal-derived' milk is "equivalent" (something that would have been much harder to discuss if non-animal 'milk' is consistently referred to as an 'alternative'), and use this for vegan lobbyists to put political pressure in a very real and legislative way.

    The irony of course, is if a vegan person asked for "oat milk" at Starbucks, only to find they were served "oat-infused cow's milk" (which makes more sense; surely 'chocolate milk' isn't 'milk' extracted from cocoa plants), rather than "oat-based milk-alternative", you can be sure Starbucks would find itself very quickly at the other end of a lawsuit claim for wilful / negligent misrepresentation.

    This is similar to how 'non-evidence-based medicine' continuously tries to rebrand itself as 'alternative' or 'complementary' medicine, and such wording alone has allowed to a large extent such practises being accepted into national budgets for medicine. Definitions matter, and they affect policies. To claim it is simply a matter of balance between lexical precision and convenience, and that agendas driving a shifting of this balance are irrelevant, is being naive.

  80. Cooking is chemistry by sjbe · · Score: 0

    Well, you can cook with both of them, put them on your cereal, and drink them. How are they not interchangeable?

    Because HOW you cook with them is (generally) different and they don't taste even remotely similar. Nothing wrong with using soy juice on your cereal if you want to but the act of cooking it or drinking it doesn't magically make it into milk. Recipes that use soy juice in place of milk generally require using different amounts and require other alterations because their chemical compositions are quite different and so they cook differently.

    1. Re:Cooking is chemistry by gnunick · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with using soy juice on your cereal if you want to but the act of cooking it or drinking it doesn't magically make it into milk.

      Heeeeee! "Soy juice". Yeah, that'll go great with your gin.

      Say, doesn't "soy juice" mean "I am juice", in Spanish?

      But seriously, I don't think "juice" means what you think it does. It's even more inaccurate than calling non-dairy products "milk".

      noun: juice
              1. the liquid obtained from or present in fruit or vegetables.

      You can squeeze soybeans or nuts all you want; you'll get neither juice nor milk. Non-dairy "milks" are generally made of highly processed, ground-up seeds mixed with thickening agents and large volumes of water. It's not even comparable to juice from concentrate, since that starts out as... well, juice. And the resulting liquid is much, much more comparable to milk (in form, appearance, and common uses) than it is to any kind of juice.

      --
      I have no special gift, I am only passionately curious. --Albert Einstein
  81. You're a parody of a man, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: That's the ONLY "parody" here (is that you are a parody of a man, BOY) - like I said - GROW UP!

    APK

    P.S.=> Get a life... apk

  82. Malk by slipped_bit · · Score: 1

    Ouch! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of.... Malk?

  83. You're stalking me saying THAT? LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're stalking me saying THAT? LMAO! You're the one w/ a "fetish": An APK fetish! You have NO IDEA who I live w/ & it's not alone by the way.

    * Hell - I haven't lived alone/by myself completely since oh, 2010?

    APK

    P.S.=> In the end - dearest PSYCHO that STALKS me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous posts - grow up, & get a REAL life... ok? Good... apk

    1. Re: You're stalking me saying THAT? LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you can't actually afford your own house, so you have to live with your butt buddes and make them help with the expenses.

    2. Re: You're stalking me saying THAT? LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He lives in a shitty house-turned-apartment in the middle of shitsville-Syracuse and has monetary court judgments against him.

      He ain't going anywhere, fast.

  84. No.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it shouldn't. "disgusting wet almond shit that is horrible for the environment because of how much water it wastes to grow revolting almonds" would be a good start.

  85. They should apply this to 'cheese' as well by Tangential · · Score: 1

    If it comes from a mammal it is milk. If it comes from a plant it is juice.

    The same should be true for cheese. If it is made from mammalian milk it should be called cheese. Anything else needs a different label. Labeling something of plant origin cheese or milk is would be like labeling a vegetable protein 'beef' or 'chicken'; its deceptive.

    --
    Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
  86. Simpson's reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmmmm.... hemorrhoid cream.

  87. This is an old, old controversy by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    The unique double-ended quartz crystals found in upstate New York nave traditionally been called “Herkimer diamonds.” Diamond dealers have always objected to terms like this as being misleading.

  88. abreast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's time to get "abreast" of the labeling language

    Nice!

  89. Let's have the courts decide, uh? by mi · · Score: 2

    If "gay marriage" is marriage, if "meatless meatballs" are meatballs and "vegiburger" — a burger, why should not "almond milk" be milk?

    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  90. Always drink plenty of MALK! Now with vitamin R1 ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Simpsons' always ahead of its time :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS05Okms7cM

  91. My home's paid off, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you can't actually afford your own house - by UNIDENTIFIABLE Anonymous Coward STALKING APK on Thursday July 19, 2018 @11:16AM (#56974290)

    See subject: So much for your "you can't actually afford your own house" bs!

    * I.E. - I paid it off 11++ yrs. ago & make bills/taxes just fine!

    APK

    P.S.=> TRUTH IS, I set myself up SO WELL, I haven't HAD to work for ANYONE in 11++ yrs as their "wageslave" making PEANUTS of the total profits made & am RETIRED (for the most part) & YOU?

    You STALK ME or IMPERSONATE me https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... (like the obsessed WHACKO you clearly are that WISHES he was ME, lol...) apk

  92. Far from shitty... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a great home & it's ALL mine. Monetary judgements? What lies are you spewing now??

    APK

    P.S.=> What house of your own do you have that's fully paid off as I have mine? If you do, prove it (you already proved I have my own home after all admitting I do)... apk

  93. In Switzerland they even do this with milk itself by umafuckit · · Score: 1

    The Swiss don't consider semi-skimmed milk (2% fat) to be milk, so in the supermarket it has to be called a "milk drink".

  94. Let's go with "Cow Milk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the argument is formal language:
    1) The formal definition of Milk (according to the Oxford Dictionary) is: "an opaque white fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by female mammals for the nourishment of their young."
    2) The formal definition of Cow (according to the Oxford Dictionary) is: "A fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox, kept to produce milk or beef."
    3) The formal definition of Cow (according to the Oxford Dictionary) is: "A domesticated bovine animal kept for milk or meat; a cow or bull."
    4) Since the term Bovine covers the "Bovinae" subfamily and the taste of each of these milk(s) vary, then the species is important in nomenclature. The species, referred to in the US, is Bos taurus.
    5) Since formal definition is requested: "Taurus Milk"

    If the argument is informal language:
    1) Two informal definitions of Milk (according to the Oxford Dictionary) are: "The white juice of certain plants." AND "The milk from cows (or goats or sheep) as consumed by humans."
    2) Since the informal definitions of Milk covers appearance, not substance, then taste of each of these milk(s) vary; source of milk is important in nomenclature.
    3) Since informal descriptor is requested, the an adjective before milk is mandatory: "Cow Milk", "Almond Milk", "Coconut Milk"

    Then in both arguments Milk, as a stand alone term, is not acceptable.

    1. Re:Let's go with "Cow Milk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps in informal usage nobody gives a shit about what the definition is. So you attempt to use logic is retarded.

  95. Reasonable Person Standard by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    Just look at what a reasonable person might say.

    Do you think a reasonable person looks at a carton of "Soy Milk" and thinks that it is milk from a lactating animal?

    Do you think a reasonable person looks at a carton of "Almond Milk" and things that it is milk from a lactating animal?

    Cashew milk? Coconut milk?

    I think it's perfectly reasonable to say that "Milk" with no modifier is milk from a cow, and that anything other than milk from a cow has to have something in front of it saying what it is from:

    Goat Milk
    Almond Milk
    Cashew Milk
    Etc..

    I don't know why a lactating animal necessarily has to be involved.

    1. Re:Reasonable Person Standard by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      > Do you think a reasonable person looks at a carton of "Soy Milk" and thinks that it is milk from a lactating animal?

      For over a century, that has been accepted.

      Now that an increasing number of people are ditching dairy, all-of-the-sudden, it is assumed that people will be confused between "Milk" and "Soy Milk."

      Why aren't people confused with a carton just labeled "Milk?" That could giraffe milk for all the label tells them.

      I think what any reasonable person could conclude is: the dairy industry is trying to use the courts, and government, to whack the competition.

  96. Re:Agenda-driven dilution of definitions is not ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are asserting that the term "coconut milk" was implemented by Big Coconut, in order to increase sales to Polynesians, for a product they could (and did) get free every day?

    While agendas are certainly a thing, and certainly as old as humanity, not every interest is a commercial interest.

  97. No. by whitroth · · Score: 1

    What more do I need to say?

    And calling something a pizza when it has no tomato for the tomato pie is also false advertising.

  98. so much for "small government" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US attempts to control the definition of words in a language that is not theirs.

    Maybe next we can stop people from using the word "phone" to describe devices that are not connected to telephone lines.

  99. Nut juice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its nut juice. Almond Nut Juice, Soy Nut juice. Its not milk because its white. And it isnt Orange Milk, and Cranberry milk. Its Juice. Nut Juice.

  100. Wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MsMash,,

    This is stupid..
    Why are you wasting bandwidth on this crap?

    Dave L Roth

  101. Way too late by sjames · · Score: 1

    The FDA just needs to shove this up their backside. The almonds have left the barn, no point in closing the door now.

    The products have been known as Soy Milk and Almond Milk for decades now. Pretty much since they were on the market. Trying to force a change now would cause far more confusion than it prevents. I don't know of anyone who doesn't understand that soy milk is a product made from soy beans.

    This is exactly the sort of anal retentive BS that makes people wonder if we should shut down the FDA and start over.

    1. Re:Way too late by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      If you shut down the FDA to dairy lobbyists would just find somebody else bribe.

      Oops, I mean contribute to.

  102. Re:Regulating marketing terms has a valid purpose. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

    Same with "coconut milk", "cheezy poofs", and whatever other terms you can think of. Choose carefully, because it's simply not practical to regulate them all.

    You severely underestimate the ability of a bureaucracy to generate paper.

  103. Nut Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont take this away from me.

  104. Can't believe nobody has bothered to post this yet by owenferguson · · Score: 1

    milk (n.) Old English meoluc (West Saxon), milc (Anglian), from Proto-Germanic *meluks "milk" (source also of Old Norse mjolk, Old Frisian melok, Old Saxon miluk, Dutch melk, Old High German miluh, German Milch, Gothic miluks), from *melk- "to milk," from PIE root *melg- "to wipe, to rub off," also "to stroke; to milk," in reference to the hand motion involved in milking an animal. Old Church Slavonic noun meleko (Russian moloko, Czech mleko) is considered to be adopted from Germanic. Of milk-like plant juices from late 14c. Milk chocolate (chocolate made with milk solids, paler and sweeter) is first recorded 1723; milk shake is first recorded 1889, for a variety of creations, but the modern version is only from the 1930s. Milk tooth (1727) uses the word in its figurative sense "period of infancy," attested from 17c. To cry over spilt milk is first attested 1836 in writing of Canadian humorist Thomas C. Haliburton. Milk and honey is from the Old Testament phrase describing the richness of the Promised Land (Numbers xvi.13, Old English meolc and hunie). Milk of human kindness is from "Macbeth" (1605).

  105. "Almond Mylk" by DalM · · Score: 1

    eww.

  106. No. Duck typing doesn't apply to milk. by devslash0 · · Score: 1

    I think too many Python programmers are trying to solve this problem.

  107. Can't we just rename it "Mylk"? by xanadu113 · · Score: 1

    Can't we just call it "Mylk"?

    The same government that's concerned with "government overreach" when it comes to net neutrality, is all of a sudden considered about the use of the term milk, that's been in common use for over 20 years?

    They're going to have to rewrite the dictionary while they're at it:

    "a : a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young b (1) : milk from an animal and especially a cow used as food by people (2) : a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk coconut milk soy milk"

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    -Myke
  108. Term "Soy Milk" & doctrine of laches by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    According to the doctrine of laches: failure to assert one’s rights in a timely manner can result in a claim being barred by laches.

    The term "Soy Milk" used for over a century

    > "In 1916 a British researcher, Melhuish, in a US patent, first referred to it as "soy milk" and "soy bean milk," two terms which have come to be widely used up until the present. "

    http://www.soyinfocenter.com/HSS/soymilk1.php

    So why is it a problem now?

    Maybe because more people are using dairy alternatives, and the dairy industry doesn't like that?

    1. Re:Term "Soy Milk" & doctrine of laches by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Pretty much.

      If you can't compete, prevent.

  109. there is no such thing as nut juice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nut Juice.

    "Juice is a drink made from the extraction or pressing of the natural liquid contained in fruit and vegetables"

    by your logic we should call milk "animal juice" because juice comes from neither nuts nor animals

  110. Downsizing OJ by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

    Now this is a bit off topic but the FDA should enforce a downsized package notification on the label for six months after they reduce the size of the contents. yea Orange Juice I am looking at you! 52 oz is NOT 59 oz which is NOT 64 oz. These new bottles are so obviously smaller. Help me boycott purchases of 52 oz orange juice. (and yes that is U.S. ounces, metric loonies need not apply)

  111. I think it's already self-regulated by Rastl · · Score: 1

    I looked up the cheese vs processed cheese situation as a close example. Processed cheeses - for the most part - cannot simply be called 'cheese'. They're processed cheese and labeled as such. That one had to be regulated and has some rules as to exactly what kind of labeling goes onto them.

    Milk vs [descriptor] milk is already doing that. Milk without a qualifier is cow milk. Milk from other mammals is also labeled as such - goat milk, etc.

    Perhaps the rule should simply codify what's already being done. It's got precedent. But honestly there's no reason not to call it soy milk when it's used for the same purposes as cow milk and is clearly labeled as to what variant it is.

  112. The dairy lobby by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    has spoken

  113. What about BuffaloWings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does a Buffalo have vings? And if that is the case : Where?

  114. Only the Trump administration... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only the Trump administration would think that eliminating a term that's been in standard use in English for centuries in order to make Democrats (who are probably among the most common consumers of nut milks) upset is a good idea. Good grief - here's a documented use of the term "almond milk" where he even notes that you can make pistachio milk (and by extension other nut milks) by freaking Francis Bacon from around 1600! https://books.google.com/books?id=YLxaUugQoY4C&pg=PA261&dq=francis+bacon+almond+milk&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiKjJfK4qvcAhVldt8KHZemBWgQ6AEIKTAA#v=onepage&q=francis%20bacon%20almond%20milk&f=false

  115. Rename milk by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    Call it animal udder secretion and he how the kids will love to drink that.

  116. Easy solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word : "Almondmilk"

  117. Call it milf (milk that's fake) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That certainly shouldn't cause any confusion, right?

  118. What about the word "news" by little+alfalfa · · Score: 1

    Should television stations that brand themselves as "news" be forced to tell the truth about what they actually give their viewers?

    "Fox Biased Opinion Channel"

  119. Milk is also defined as whitish liquid from plants by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    So I guess the FDA wants the dictionary changed too. And pity poor milkweed. It can’t be renamed to just weed, that would be a big problem...

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    - Tjp

    I am in wallow with my inner money grubbing capitalistic pig. ... Oink!

  120. Easy fix for coconuts, at least. by pincorrect · · Score: 1

    Just require it be sold pre-mixed with rum and pinapple juice. Then you can just call it "Piña colada".

  121. a breast by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    "And, you know, an almond doesn't lactate, I will confess."

    it's time to get abreast of the labeling language

  122. Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes because you dont have any fucking rights to the word fucking milk assholes.

  123. Re:Agenda-driven dilution of definitions is not ne by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    > the current (largely vegan) trend to call everything under the sun 'milk'

    Current? The term "soy milk" has been used for over a century.

    I think "Milk of Magnesia" is older than that.

  124. ICBINM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Can't Believe It's Not Milk!

  125. Juice vs Milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A juice is characterized by being a water-like substance containing a negligible quantity of fats.
    A milk, while still a thinner liquid than a cream, is thicker than water, and contains a noticeable quantity of fats.
    Claiming "milk" can only be applied to lactation is silly. Next we'll be saying the word "cream" must be extracted from all products lacking dairy.

  126. Re:Milk is also defined as whitish liquid from pla by Mike+Morgan · · Score: 1

    So I guess the FDA wants the dictionary changed too. And pity poor milkweed. It can’t be renamed to just weed, that would be a big problem...

    Juiceweed. There. and b.t.w. we live in the Juicyway galaxy.

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    -USR1
  127. How’s the cow? by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    Sir, she walks, she talks, she's full of chalk, the lacteal fluid extracted from the female of the bovine species is highly prolific to the nth degree.

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    - Tjp

    I am in wallow with my inner money grubbing capitalistic pig. ... Oink!

  128. Do coconuts lactate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No? Then it is not milk.

  129. Yup by Oroka · · Score: 1

    People shouldn't be drinking cow milk past being a baby. I love a good med rate steak, but cow is not so good for humans or the environment. Calling soy or almond 'milk' makes it easier for people to use it as a cow milk substitute. So in the name of eating the transition... call it milk. It's like original electric and hybrid cars... they made them look stupid to let them stand out from gas cars, but that just made them a joke that no one took seriously. Tesla made them stand out by looking like a standard luxury car, then a luxury SUV, and now a fairly standard car... dress for the job you want...

  130. Francis Bacon by Ian_MA · · Score: 1

    This is nonsense. I looked up coconut milk, almond milk, and soy milk in Google's Ngram Viewer. Coconut milk has been steadily rising in usage since around 1920 and soy milk has been steadily increasing since around 1960. What surprised me though was that almond milk has been in steady usage since around 1800. More than that, in a compilation of writings of Francis Bacon, who died in 1626, he suggests adding pistachios to almond milk.

    "Pistachoes, so they be good, and not musty, joined with almonds in almond milk; or made into a milk themselves, like unto almond milk, but more green, are an excellent nourisher: but you shall do well, to add a little ginger, scraped, because they are not without some subtile windiness."

    It's pretty clear that using the work "milk" to describe a liquid that derives from a plant is a pretty old custom in English.

  131. The EU FDA Non-dairy products harmonization bill. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are forbidden from calling Non-dairy milk products milk so say the dairy products industry lobbyists! Ahem, ahem!

    We must product our dairy industry!

    We must, we must, we must!!!

  132. Leave it alone, BUT... by irving47 · · Score: 1

    Stop calling milk derivatives "non dairy" . Taking the protein out of milk and making some small change to it, turning it into sodium caseinate, doesn't make it "non-dairy"

    I'm allergic to milk protein and this issue caused me to nearly go to the ER a couple of times. Non-dairy creamer can still hurt someone that's allergic to milk and might not know all the by-products necessary to look out for.

    --
    I had a sucky sig.
  133. Technically by poity · · Score: 1

    Liquid extracts are serums. Although fruits already have their own word. Sweetened Diluted Almond Serum? Not as appetizing for sure.

    --
    your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
    1. Re:Technically by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The Onion nailed it: 'Nut sweat' it is.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Technically by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      So we have a choice: "nut sweat" or "cow pus". Let the invisible hand of the market decide the winner.

    3. Re:Technically by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      It's not pus, it's concentrated blood serum.

      --
      Were that I say, pancakes?
    4. Re:Technically by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. So FDA should require the containers to read "Concentrated Bovine Blood Serum, 4% fat". Sounds like a winner.

  134. Snake milkers by idji · · Score: 1

    What will snake milkers now be called? Should we rename milk of magnesia? Milky Way? We should also ban the word galaxy as it comes from Greek galaktos.
    What about galactose? It is found in milk as well as avocados? Lactose is produced in human muscles - males do it too.

  135. How about tea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All tea comes from one plant. Regardless if you like black, orange, pekoe, oolong, or green they all come from the same leaf. When the U.S. was formed tea was clearly defined by law yet in the past two decades any weed that you can cut and put in a can is called tea.

    It's about time we go back to having words that have meaning and to stick to standards that make sense.

  136. Re:Nobody is conflating peanut butter for real but by dwpro · · Score: 1

    I think that's the point, if they are similar enough in look and texture but not in composition there needs to be a distinction to clarify (tee hee).

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    Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
  137. A word for stable emulsions? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    But seriously, I don't think "juice" means what you think it does. It's even more inaccurate than calling non-dairy products "milk".

    Not possible to make it less accurate than calling it milk. Milk is a very specific thing derived solely from secretions by mammals used to feed their young. There is no product derived from plants that matches the chemical composition, nutritional profile, taste, mouth-feel, or cooking characteristics. That's not to say the veggie based products are bad or shouldn't be used. They just aren't even close to being milk in the technical sense or the legal sense.

    You can squeeze soybeans or nuts all you want; you'll get neither juice nor milk. Non-dairy "milks" are generally made of highly processed, ground-up seeds mixed with thickening agents and large volumes of water.

    "Soy milk" is a stable emulsion if you want to get technical about it. But we don't have a great word in common parlance for stable emulsions and we do have a good word for plant derived drinks - albeit an already corrupted one as you point out. So unless you want to invent a term (which I'm fine with), juice is as close to accurate as we have available. Given that we already describe lots of drinks that really barely fit the description of juice as juice (see fruit "juice" with just 5% or less plant derived actual juice) we're not really misleading anyone in a new way. You are correct that technically it is not juice but it's far closer to juice than it is to milk.

  138. good point by nten · · Score: 1

    That is a very good point. Quick search I found something from late 18th century england that says "milk of almonds to be consumed on fifh days". They are talking about lent observance which was the common usage back then. I think milk of almonds is less ambiguous.

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  139. Almond milk is now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nut juice

  140. The United Corporations of 'Murica, at it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Milk of Magnesia? Harvey Milk? Milky Way?

    Seriously, who is confused by almond milk? Who honestly thinks soy milk comes from an animal's udder? This is just another example of government being run by the lobbyists who are in turn owned by large corporations.

    The this silliness is driven by greed, nothing else.

  141. Milk by nickrao · · Score: 1

    Give up it's not milk

  142. Malk Weed? by DominatorDan · · Score: 1

    GREAT!! Now what the hell am I supposed to do with all this Milk Weed? I was trying to corner the market on milk AND weed at the same time. Damnit, Gill, looks like you're not eating tonight....

  143. Tomato Ketchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About 20 years ago Trader Joe's came up with a tomato condiment sweetened with honey. The Federal whatever-relevant-agency told them they could not call it ketchup. The government had regulations defining what could be sold as ketchup or catsup (and a lot of other packaged foods).
    It requires something from tomatoes, maybe vinegar, and a sweetener. The sweetener could be various sugars or corn syrup, but honey was not on the list. I guess the corn syrup industry lobbied for it, but the honey industry didn't.
    So Trader Joe's asked if they could call it "tomato ketchy." They were told, as long as you don't call it ketchup/catsup, you're okay.
    According to Wikipedia, older uses of the term included condiments with "...egg whites, mushrooms, oysters, mussels, or walnuts..." and I've heard of blueberries and other foods having been called catsup, but oddly, thankfully, nothing to do with cats. .
    Part of what is going on is a phenomena where industries or companies are colonialising language and claiming ownership of words:
    Apple
    GNU
    McDonald's Some history: in the early days of the internet, when most thought it was a passing fad, a Mr. McDonald's created a web page, McDonald's.com. It was about his large extended family, I think. Or maybe anyone named McDonald's. A few years later ICAN started actively giving website names to big companies, and guess what? That is just one example.

  144. Just Refer to the Hitch Hiker's Guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike milk

  145. Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... milking it for all its worth

  146. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a lot of people here are missing are the following considerations:

    1). Is anyone confused? I'm not talking about "anyone at all", I'm talking about a standard, ordinary, reasonable human being;
    2). Is there any malice, fraud, or deliberate obfuscation at work? Is criminality or misrepresentation at work?
    3). The difference between Botany/Biology, and the Culinary Arts.

    I submit that the answers to the first two questions are clearly No. I've never seen anyone confused about "coconut milk" or "almond milk" or "soy milk". Nor do I perceive intentional misrepresentation by the manufacturers and marketers. Even "soy hamburgers" or "veggie burgers", is this a serious problem in the marketplace? Not even a little bit.

    On the third point, that's interesting. There are numerous examples of Us, that is to say We, using one thing as another. Deliberately! Tomatoes are fruit botanically, but vegetables as used in cooking. Same goes for eggplant, peppers, cucumbers, zucchini, and loads of other vegetables. Are we defrauding the poor shoppers? Do we deceive ourselves by doing so? I say no!

    So embrace the coconut milk. It looks like milk, it can sometimes be used in place of milk, and it is tasty, refreshing, and it saved all those poor shipwrecked sailors (never mind the historical, nor the grammatical inconsistencies here!). Would "coconut juice" sound as appetizing? I say no!

    Next up: Can Portobello mushrooms be used in place of a hamburger patty? I read a recipe that says Yes!

  147. nut-milk! by geowash01 · · Score: 1

    Sure, why not? If gender can be ignored, I think having access to nut-milk is probably a requirement.

  148. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is misleading, also prior art and custom.

  149. Identical? Sea salt has plastic in it now :-( by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    Might be harmless. Then again might not. Not that I am in favor of bulldozing the Himalayas, mind you. I'm just sayin'.

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  150. Dairy Industry Pressure for Sure by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    The dairy industry has been in decline for a long time. Pressure from plant "milks" is seen as a partial cause. Here it is straight from one of the industry's official organs.

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