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Blade Runner
It's also pretty good at picking out replicants (androids) from humans.
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Re:Interesting Technology
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Re:Just call me Butterfingers!
I came here for the UHF reference. Joe Earley.
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Re:Growing weed hard? Nonsense
Nonsense. Marijuana grows ALL OVER THE US.
Sorry, i was looking from the perspective of someone who lives in a city and wants to grow the good stuff in his flat. I know some of my friends tried, and the plants where very small. Here in Germany I havent seen any hemp growing on the roadside (at least not anymore) - too many people know what it looks like and so does the police.
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Repost:EFF Supports GNAA Campaign Against Slashdot
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EFF Supports GNAA Campaign Against Slashdot
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
In response to address bans on Slashdot, the Electronic Frontier Foundation is providing dedicated bandwidth on their Tor network to help the ongoing war against Slashdot by the GNAA. EFF is now the second high-profile organization to ally with the GNAA this week. Just recently, the GNAA and the Anti-Slash jihad joined forces in the fight. With support from the EFF, Slashdot can no longer block important GNAA press releases or castrate further attacks.
"We are incredibly pleased to have their assistance in our struggle," GNAA president timecop stated at the announcement. Before continuing, he whipped out his enormous black cock and sprayed the room with a gallon of semen. "We were extremeley troubled when we discovered Slashdot had rendered our attacks benign by block our addresses and user accounts. Now thanks to Tor, or "The Owl Raper" network, we are able to resume operations in full capasity against CmdrTaco and his abonimation."
Representatives from the EFF offered no comment as their mouths were stuff with the cocks of GNAA representatives.
About EFF
An organization dedicated to protecting homosexual pedophiles. Although closely affiliated with organizations like North American Man/Boy Love Association, the EFF also works hard to protect the actions of software and music pirates, as well as the rights of homosexuals, and now, niggers.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locat -
EFF Supports GNAA Campaign Against SlashdotEFF Supports GNAA Campaign Against Slashdot
DiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
In response to address bans on Slashdot, the Electronic Frontier Foundation is providing dedicated bandwidth on their Tor network to help the ongoing war against Slashdot by the GNAA. EFF is now the second high-profile organization to ally with the GNAA this week. Just recently, the GNAA and the Anti-Slash jihad joined forces in the fight. With support from the EFF, Slashdot can no longer block important GNAA press releases or castrate further attacks.
"We are incredibly pleased to have their assistance in our struggle," GNAA president timecop stated at the announcement. Before continuing, he whipped out his enormous black cock and sprayed the room with a gallon of semen. "We were extremeley troubled when we discovered Slashdot had rendered our attacks benign by block our addresses and user accounts. Now thanks to Tor, or "The Owl Raper" network, we are able to resume operations in full capasity against CmdrTaco and his abonimation."
Representatives from the EFF offered no comment as their mouths were stuff with the cocks of GNAA representatives.
About EFF
An organization dedicated to protecting homosexual pedophiles. Although closely affiliated with organizations like North American Man/Boy Love Association, the EFF also works hard to protect the actions of software and music pirates, as well as the rights of homosexuals, and now, niggers.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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Re:You must be too young
I read that first as "historical document."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/
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Re:Is it really worth it, anyway?
many old shows and movies which predate HDTV
Television standards have nothing to do with the quality of a film recording. I think you will find that old movies while predating HD are filmed on film (35mm I think) I believe film from decades ago is of a higher quality than even 1080, they can certainly improve if shown on HD rather than SD, all it takes is a remastering. Dont forget most films predate DVD but they still look better on DVD than VHS.
Having said that, I do agree that there isn't enough HD content worth upgrading for (especially for the UK, where PAL is generally good enough for most programs). Unless the BBC decides to add to their first HD natural history documentary Planet Earth http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795176/, with perhaps The Blue Planet http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296310/, which they could as they mostly used film for that, and I would pay *big* money to watch The Blue Planet in HD. -
Re:Is it really worth it, anyway?
many old shows and movies which predate HDTV
Television standards have nothing to do with the quality of a film recording. I think you will find that old movies while predating HD are filmed on film (35mm I think) I believe film from decades ago is of a higher quality than even 1080, they can certainly improve if shown on HD rather than SD, all it takes is a remastering. Dont forget most films predate DVD but they still look better on DVD than VHS.
Having said that, I do agree that there isn't enough HD content worth upgrading for (especially for the UK, where PAL is generally good enough for most programs). Unless the BBC decides to add to their first HD natural history documentary Planet Earth http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795176/, with perhaps The Blue Planet http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296310/, which they could as they mostly used film for that, and I would pay *big* money to watch The Blue Planet in HD. -
GNAA unveils "New for Jew Thousand and Six" producGNAA unveils "New for Jew Thousand and Six" product lineup
Sunday January 1, 2006Ich Bindalross (GNAP) - Stuttgart, Germany Renowned homosexual and GNAA Director of Reasearch and Development Staos today announced the unveiling of GNAA's 2006 product line. Sitting in a lavishly decorated men's rest stop bathroom, he made the first of the day's groundbreaking communiqués regarding the "New for Jew Thousand and Six" products.
While gloryholing his fourteen inch nigger cock, Staos proudly annouced the newest product to pass the GNAA's rigorous R&D testing: FourRape. Said he: "FourRape is a fully extensible, java-based crapflooding solution, based on an innovative plugin architecure. In theory and with the right plugin, you could effectively Sodomize Without Consent (SWC) anything from Futaba image boards to the deep bowels of the vast left wing goblin kike conspiracy."
Upon ejactulation of a quart of semen upon the reporter's face, he finally said "Also on the list of hot new items for 2006 is LM Go". Continued Staos: "LM Go is a hand held device that when placed on a LAN, can effectively force all properly configured computers on that LAN to netboot LMOS, the Last Measure Operating System, resulting in faster Gay Porno content delivery to the masses. We expect to see field testing of LM Go as early as Febuary, with insertion into NTT/DoCoMo headquarters." Observed a random passerby: "It truly is a marvel what they're doing with technology these days. Just last week I had to go all the way down to my local crusing joint to get some hot nigger on nigger action. With LM Go, I can get gay porno throughout my entire subnet."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC -
Technological Threat
"Technological Thret" is an 1988 animated short directed by Bill Kroyer. It centers around the introduction of an office robot that rolls around on a single ball in the bottom of its structure. One of the interesting little details about the short was that the robots were first animated in a computer, then rotoscoped in 2D to fit with the rest of the 2D short. The bot in the short didn't look *that much* like the Ballbot, but just enough to bring it to mind.
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GNAA joins Anti-Slash JihadGNAA joins Anti-Slash Jihad
Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.
"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."
The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.
About Anti-Slash:
Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org , a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
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Re:Wait, I saw this movie...
Not sure about alien 3 (it's been a long while since I've seen it), but the thing is spot on... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/
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If this spreads to cats...
...then I'm leaving the planet. This was all predicted in the original Planet of the Apes movies...
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I'd Say...Thirty is too old.
Actually if that was the first thing you think of when someone asks how old is too old, you're too old.
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Re:To the anti-game critics:
the "men" the people wanted to "have relations" with were in fact angels
Lol, then the joke would have been on them! I have it on good authority that angels don't have anuses.
-Eric
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Re:Will be remembered for two things
The radiation belts that bear his name
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GNAA Announces GPA Supercomputing ProjectGNAA Announces Supercomputing Project
Impi - Black Ops, South AfricaIn response to an exponetially increasing demand on the GNNA Gay Porn Avallance project (which features enormous African cocks as well as gay sex between various African mammals) GNAA is building a supercomputing center close to the Slashdot headquarters. In addition to the largest Internet connection in the world, the center--now under construction--will have nearly enough computing power and storage to serve approximately half of the Slashdot community's dire need for fag porn.
"It is truly remarkable," a GNAA spokesperson said at the conference. "Our new data center will dwarf anything Google builds for years. It is unfortunate that our 5.7 billion dollar budget will not be able to service the gay porn needs of all Slashdot users, but we are half way there."
Technical staff on the project project that, once open and operations commence to full capasity, GPA traffic will consistute 89% of the data transmitted across the Internet. One technician was overheard as saying: "Slashdot members, and especially CmdrTaco, need a lot of gay porn." He then proceeded to beat off vigorously at the sight of the server farm before bending over and sucking his own penis.
About GPA:
http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-gpa
About Google:
Soon to be the former most popular gay porn search engine in the world.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
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TROLL: GNAA joins Anti-Slash jihadGNAA joins Anti-Slash Jihad
Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members recently opened talks with sister organization Anti-Slash to discuss a strategic partnership. Spokessheman penisbird began talks this morning with THE UBERNIGGER, a top official in the Anti-Slash movement.
"We are confident the union of our two very powerful organizations will yield effective results in the battle against Slashdot," penisbird stated confidently at the press release. "Although we respect CmdrTaco for his remarkable scat eating and rectal dialation abilities, we must perservere and remain true to the cause, despite collateral damage. CmdrTaco, a long time closet support of the GNAA was not available for comment. However, Hemos, his gay lover said after wiping CmdrTaco's semen off his face told reporters that Slashdot would make every effort to out-fag the combined GNAA/Anti-Slash offensive. "If we can survive The Giver, we can survive these guys."
The GNAA will keep you all posted on any developments.
About Anti-Slash:
Anti-Slash is an organization consisting of homosexual muslims who are waging what they describe as a "jihad" against Slashdot until their demands are met, which include requring Slashdot to prominently display hello.jpg on every page.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
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TROLL: GNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA EuropeGNAA Announces Launch Of GNAA Europe
London, England - Top GNAA officials have confirmed the long-rumored launch of the company's new European division, putting to rest myths that the organization had reached stagnancy in its membership.
The announcement came on the heels of the 2nd quarter membership and financial report of GNAA, Inc, which had reported a 15% decline in new memberships, down from 250,000 in the previous quarter. Investor confidence in the public company's stock dropped shortly afterwards, amid rumors of corruption and poor management in the highest levels of GNAA.
"The launch of GNAA Europe should put to rest these myths, as well as open up an entirely new market," announced GNAA spokesman penisbird, speaking from the new GNAA Europe headquarters recently constructed in downtown London. "For years, statistics have shown that Europe, with its generally more liberal atmosphere than that of the United States, contains a higher percentage of gay niggers. As GNAA membership places stringent standards on both the race and sexual orientation of its applicants, a higher percentage of potential candidates can only work to our advantage. From our consumer polls and surveys, we expect to accept nearly 10,000 members into GNAA Europe in the first week alone."
The new GNAA Europe headquarters, described as one of the most technologically advanced and nigger-friendly corporate headquarters ever built, is a sure indicator of GNAA's current success. With its lavish outside garden, complete with African sculpture from renowned sculptor Gary Niger, as well as its grand lobby featuring a 3-story ceiling and ornate gold decorations, the building has attracted much attention from tourists and local residents alike. Even more impressive is that which is not seen by the casual visitor: the specially constructed "pleasure centers," accesible only to GNAA members, allow for extravagent orgies with more than 100 participants each. Located on the upper floors of the building, they provide food, entertainment, and bedding for orgy-goers, as well as a wide selection of sex toys, including whips, chains, lube, dildos, gloryhole booths, and even a sample of GNAA's mysterious new pleasure-enhancing drug, code-named "NIGGERSEED."
Since its inception in 1992, GNAA, the Gay Nigger Association of America, has been dedicated to uniting gay niggers for one common purpose: to be gay niggers. Its rapid growth after its IPO showed strong public interest in the endeavor, which is the first of its kind. More recently, GNAA has posted profits in excess of $500 million every quarter in the last 4 years, placing it among the most profitable of organization of its kind.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) us
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TROLL: GNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of CollaboraGNAA Announces OneNigger Suite of Collaborative Trolling Utilities
Misha Borovsky (GNAP) Hollywood, Ca - At a star studded event which was attended by both Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington, two of Hollywood's leading gay stars, GNAA president timecop and vice-president jesuitx unveiled the latest offering from the GNAA Software Division, GNAA OneNigger.
"OneNigger is a hosted collaboration groupware for taking a more proactive approach to trolling. By leveraging OneNigger services with industry trolling best-pratices, the lone gay nigger, or small gay nigger organization is empowered to think outside the box." stated timecop.
Added jesuitx, "Furthermore, in our focus group testing we were able to increase LastMeasure coverage by 36.4% among bloggers participating in large blogrolls. Using modules like the OneNigger Date shared calendaring system allows groups to pick times to touch base on important trolling issues of the day."
Other modules in the OneNigger Enterprise version include OneNigger Chizzat running on patented extensions to IRC, OneNigger Phone, which offers VoIP technologies with free toll-free access to the USA and Japan, and Gay Porn Avalanche Enterprise 2.0 (GPAE2), now newly integrated into the OneNigger platform. OneNigger requires Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 running on an Intel processor. AMD is not supported, as OneNigger is an enterprise-level software suite, and requires a powerful computer.
Later on at the after-party, GNAA member Depakote jacked off with this Microsoft OneCare CD, and consumed his seed, much to the squealing delight of Jaime Foxx.
About AMD:
Slow.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
- Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.
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Re:"OK, Paul"
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Re:Wikipedia
Well, as long as they don't catch fire.
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Re:The next terrorist attack (prediction)
I know!
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Re:Instructions on how to vote for Stephen
He shouldn't of crossed Keyser Soze and sided with the Hungarians. The only reason he's still alive is that he didn't know he was crossing Keyser Soze, but Keyser Soze now thinks that Steve owes him. Should make for an interesting show.
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Re:Good work
The British use of the word 'piss' has many uses. As does the phrase "take the piss". But as it is not outlined in the offical British slang dictionary The Profanisaurus http://www.viz.co.uk/?domain=viz&page=%2Fprofanis
a urus%2Fprofan_front_index.php%3Ffb%3D1, I shall attempt to explain myself.
You are aware of the first meaning, basically to make fun of others - "Dave was at the pub taking the piss out of Steve all night" (sometimes known as "Taking the Michael", pre-watershed) this can be insulting or just banter. A satirical impressionist could be described as 'taking the piss' out of politicians, Spinal Tap was taking the piss out of Rockers.
But the second meaning is used to describe someone who is taking liberties and abusing social conventions, in a sense making a mockery of the good grace shown by another person or organisation. For instance a person who is told to make themselves at home when they are housesitting and then proceeds to clear out the entire drinks cabinet, someone might observe "he was told to help himself but he took the piss", I guess that in this sense the housesitter is taking the piss out the owners, hence the term. But the use of the first meaning of the phrase implies that everyone knows someone is making fun at someone elses expense, but the housesitter could just be an asshole so we use the second meaning to say that he was just taking the piss in general.
So to answer your question about airline passenegers "taking the piss with hand luggage" I was meaning that people take too much in the cabin causing the problems the grandparent was outlining. The passengers are essentially making fun of the principal that hand luggage is for valuables and things needed during the flight, not to be a way to save time at baggage pickup or to avoid the baggage weight limit.
As I may not have made this perfectly clear. The example I can think of would be the guy in the 'Airport' episode of Seinfeld http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697647/ who sits next to Elaine with three cases on his lap, preventing Elaine from getting out of her seat, just to avoid baggage pickup. He is the one taking the piss.
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sleep at night
Q: Sometimes I wonder how Apple CEO Steve Jobs can sleep at night.
A: Well, he have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313737/quotes
Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's *immoral* for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
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Re:TSA just anounced the new restrictions on
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Re:TSA just anounced the new restrictions on
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Re:oh no!
This is basicly the script from Alien Autopsy.
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Re:big etna's burger world
You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this brick and... just bash my head right in. Really, go ahead, please, just bash it right in.
For the Weird Al impaired: the funniest movie ever made
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Ron Perlman...
I think the interview would have been better if they had spoken with Ron Perlman instead of Radia Perlman.
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Re:1 down, 24.9999 million to go...
He's an avid movie-goer who also is trying to get over his fear for car crashes by watching images of dead people and accidents. Or maybe he is planning to kill his wife. Or maybe he is doing research for his book. Why do we really need to know about him? If you knew who it was what would you do?
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GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform ModuleGNAA Adopts Trusted Platform Module
GNAA Adopts Trusted Platform ModuleDiKKy Heartiez - Berlin, Norway
In a response to the U.S Armed Forces' new initiative to require Trusted Platform Modules to be standard in all new computers in order to better fight CYBERTERRORISM, the GNAA declares it will follow the initiative set by the U.S Army and do the same. President timecop of the GNAA said in a press conference in Gookyo, Japan this morning that "The war on CYBERTERRORISM is something we must take as seriously as Richard Stallman". This confirms the GNAA's new plans to become the most Secure provider of gay sex in CYBERSPACE, and beyond.
The Trusted Platform Modules will enable us to deliver AIDS free, HIV free, cancer free, poison free, battery acid free, radiation free, and most importantly juden-free and perfectly preserved Holy Gay Nigger Seed to our CYBER-Customers, while at the same time protecting them from Al Quaeda CYBERTERRORISM.
GNAA head of Internal Security, Mr supers, Kike, from Israel, commented in the same press conference that the Trusted Platform Module was originally developed in Israel, by jews and that he was very proud of what his fellow kikes could accomplish while under heavy fire from Hezbollah. He also added that "This is however nothing compared to the FACT that my fellow juden developed the Internet while being held captured in Auschwitz".
About U.S Army
The United States Army is the main supplier of bombs and grenades to the juden of Israel so they can kill and murder innocent cute arabic children and women wearing burkas. The U.S Army is also world known for its intervention in WW2, causing the defeat of the Third Free Reich and the liberation of thousands of judenschweine from happy camps all over Europe. The U.S Army has also killed lots of asian faggots in the 60's and 70's and also a small number of sandniggers in the 90's and in to the new millenium.
About Trusted Platform Module
The Trusted Platform Module started development in Israel by jews funded by the OSS in the year 2000. The project was a co-project between Jews and open source hippies and communists from all over the world. It was taken over by the Microsoft Corporation in the first quarter of 2000, as the jews and commies and faggots couldnt agree on anything and abandoned the project after only 4 days. Its current version varies a lot from the original OSS version.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!- First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
- Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
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Re:Hmm
Maybe virtual Barbarella will show up, destroy the evil Duran Duran, and help rid the world of the scourge of crappy music.
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someone needs a chill pill
Merchant Ivory films aren't "high art," they're pretentious fluff aimed at airhead elites who think that "great actor" is synonymous with "actor with a posh English accent."
Relax dude. Of course there are lots of posers out there, but have it occurred to you that many people enjoy these films? Looking at their filmography, I at least think that The Remains of the Day and Howard's End were great films. In fact I like most of Anthony Hopkin's movies.
And it wasn't until "Birth of a Nation" (25 years later) that anyone even BEGAN to expand that medium's horizons. It took 60 years into the medium to produce Citizen Kane, and 90 years for serious films outside of the strident studio system to become widely accepted
This is where you really lost me though. "Birth of a Nation" did pioneer some special effects technics, true. But to consider it the beginning of an era in film is controversial at best. Here are some notable movies pre-1915 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_film#Before_1
9 15So relax a little, it's art remember?
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someone needs a chill pill
Merchant Ivory films aren't "high art," they're pretentious fluff aimed at airhead elites who think that "great actor" is synonymous with "actor with a posh English accent."
Relax dude. Of course there are lots of posers out there, but have it occurred to you that many people enjoy these films? Looking at their filmography, I at least think that The Remains of the Day and Howard's End were great films. In fact I like most of Anthony Hopkin's movies.
And it wasn't until "Birth of a Nation" (25 years later) that anyone even BEGAN to expand that medium's horizons. It took 60 years into the medium to produce Citizen Kane, and 90 years for serious films outside of the strident studio system to become widely accepted
This is where you really lost me though. "Birth of a Nation" did pioneer some special effects technics, true. But to consider it the beginning of an era in film is controversial at best. Here are some notable movies pre-1915 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_film#Before_1
9 15So relax a little, it's art remember?
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Re:"Last Time, Jobs Walked on 6 Feet of Water!"
I'd take one of those and two Dumi Knightlys.
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Re:Merchant Ivory films are melodramatic garbageor Americans faking posh English accents
Then have I got a movie for you!
Prince John: And why would the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.Much better than the feminine Robin Hood that Cosnter portrayed. Pansy.
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Living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afarAnita Coney (648748) writes:
Subject: I for one...
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Tag: The Assassination Game
A quick search on IMDB suggests you were thinking of Tag: The Assassination Game.
There was also a movie called Series 7: The Contenders which was sort of making fun of reality TV. (in this one, the assumption was that the players ere all really trying to kill each other) I saw it during the height of Survivor and the like, so I don't know how well it holds up without that background. -
Tag: The Assassination Game
A quick search on IMDB suggests you were thinking of Tag: The Assassination Game.
There was also a movie called Series 7: The Contenders which was sort of making fun of reality TV. (in this one, the assumption was that the players ere all really trying to kill each other) I saw it during the height of Survivor and the like, so I don't know how well it holds up without that background. -
Re:Fake or exaggerated?Oh yes. And ANYONE can submit photos to the wire nowadays. War is about information now. Before, you had to get 100 million people involved before it affected everyone, because news moved so slow. Now it's about convincing whatever side you're on that you're winning and of course fighting for the "right" side.
Getting the photo on the wire is as easy as knowing someone at a client newspaper. Agents from all governments and organizations are employed by newspapers. In fact, it's a very common "cover story" for legal and illegal agents operating in foriegn countries. Speaking only about the U.S., I beleive it's against our policies to pose agents as American press, but they can pose as British or Canadian press and skirt the law.
Naturally, we have agents at newspapers and television stations and wire outlets all over the world. And it's reasonable to assume that other countries do as well (Israel, Russia, Britian, etc.), maybe even inside OUR (American) media. It's been going on for decades but now it matters more than ever. A few faked photos, a fake story, some fake video dropped at the right moment can really make it seem like something totally different is going on. I'm not going to single anything out, but really how hard would it be to get a guy with a beard out on a Texas ranch with a small video crew and "make" a "bin Laden" video? Not that I think they did that but who knows?
Also, I highly recommend watching Wag the Dog if you haven't in a while. It's circa 1997 but still relevant today.Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What's the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. Let me tell you something: I was in the building where we filmed that with a 10-inch model made out of Legos.
Stanley Motss: Is that true?
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Re:Card game for WoW playersI like the 'Superman' exercises. I know it says they're for kids, but all I can think of is doing push-ups against a tile wall... in the morning... in front of a toilet.
If you still don't get it, just watch the first sceen of 40 Year Old Virgin.
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Re:Jennifer Connolly in "A Beautiful Mind"
Can you say "wet sweater?"
Dark Water
I knew ya could.
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Re:Jennifer Connolly in "A Beautiful Mind"Yeah, I was hopping mad when I saw how Ron Howard used CGI to digitally reduce Jennifer Connolly's bountiful bosoms in "A Perfect Mind".
maybe, but we'll always have her at her beautifully big-breasted best in "The Rocketeer" and "Requiem".
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Re:Jennifer Connolly in "A Beautiful Mind"Yeah, I was hopping mad when I saw how Ron Howard used CGI to digitally reduce Jennifer Connolly's bountiful bosoms in "A Perfect Mind".
maybe, but we'll always have her at her beautifully big-breasted best in "The Rocketeer" and "Requiem".
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Re:I predict
I guess they could start making "reality movies," not in-depth commentaries on society like documentaries, but more along the lines of the vacuous dribble on MTV, Fox, et al.
They already started, hence The Real Cancun. Fortunately, that experiment bombed, so hopefully they've given up on that idea. -
Worst... idea.... EVER!
I'm sorry, but these guys are asking for money to create a space laser that can fry cities as easily as (or MORE easily than) the non-existent nano-bots that they claim to want to protect us from. This is the kind of weapon that James Bond-Villains fantasize about. Isn't this the device from "Die Another Day", a space mirror/laser that is "for peaceful purposes"? No, wait, it must be "Diamonds Are Forever", where the bad guy is making laser satellites out of diamonds.
Besides, as people have noted, nanobots can't turn the planet into grey goo until they can get energy from splitting atoms, as all the other undefended energy sources have been consumed by bacteria. The best they can do right now is convert iron into rust, aluminum into aluminum oxide, and oil (and other organic matter like food) into CO2. Gee, sounds a lot like PEOPLE. Although people always stop before the organics run out; that's why deserts don't exist.
On top of that, any actual grey-goo nano-bots are going to be able to travel underground, in air, and in water. Good luck frying them all with your single-point laser! -
Worst... idea.... EVER!
I'm sorry, but these guys are asking for money to create a space laser that can fry cities as easily as (or MORE easily than) the non-existent nano-bots that they claim to want to protect us from. This is the kind of weapon that James Bond-Villains fantasize about. Isn't this the device from "Die Another Day", a space mirror/laser that is "for peaceful purposes"? No, wait, it must be "Diamonds Are Forever", where the bad guy is making laser satellites out of diamonds.
Besides, as people have noted, nanobots can't turn the planet into grey goo until they can get energy from splitting atoms, as all the other undefended energy sources have been consumed by bacteria. The best they can do right now is convert iron into rust, aluminum into aluminum oxide, and oil (and other organic matter like food) into CO2. Gee, sounds a lot like PEOPLE. Although people always stop before the organics run out; that's why deserts don't exist.
On top of that, any actual grey-goo nano-bots are going to be able to travel underground, in air, and in water. Good luck frying them all with your single-point laser!
