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no, what he did was pretty revolutionary. Remember, the year before Star Wars: A New Hope came out, the move that won the academy award for special effects was Logan's Freaking Run. Farrah Faucet is fun to watch and all, but Logan's Run to Star Wars in one year seems pretty revolutionary. (btw, I got a copy of Logan's Run for my 30th birthday from a friend of mine, that sick fsck)

But Ku does sound like a good sound!
There's a language in which ku means all and any words (with only few exceptions), somewhere .

Oh, great! Now they can re-release such masterpieces of the cinematic arts as Bwana Devil.

He realizes he's still a billion dollars short of retaking that all time box office draw http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/alltimegross?region= world-wide

There's no way this would get accepted as a submission so I'm posting it here:

From the imdb.com:

George Lucas has described his final Star Wars movie, Episode III -- The Revenge of the Sith, as "Titanic in space." Speaking to the ShoWest convention in Las Vegas, Lucas said that the new film was "not like the old Star Wars ... This one's a little bit more emotional." Later, Lucas was asked by the Associated Press whether fans would accept a film so different from the old Star Wars. "I feel that I've made the movie the best I can and it turned out the way I wanted it to be, so I'm happy," Lucas replied. "I never try to anticipate what the world's going to think or even worry about whether they're going to like it or not. That's not my job, to make people like my movies. They either like them or they don't. That's completely out of my hands."

From Lexx!

I've thought about this myself, and I think Richard Burgi (picture) would be perfect. He's an excellent actor, and his personality fits naturally into the superhero role.

They tried that. Didn't you see Chairman of the Board?

I shoulda previewed. *sigh* For what its worth, i do feel shame, and I do not deserve the karma bonus either for that post. Moderators, please mod parent down while I flog myself.

actual links:
brazilian hottie
her imdb entry

I shoulda previewed. *sigh* For what its worth, i do feel shame, and I do not deserve the karma bonus either for that post. Moderators, please mod parent down while I flog myself.

actual links:
brazilian hottie
her imdb entry

Seriously... and she was god damn hot too. Morena Baccarin you Brazilian hottie! What do I have to do to make you love me again!?

Morena! *sob*

for those not in the know:
(http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0303461/5869100 _2_35.j pg?path=pgallery&path_key=Baccarin,%20Morena&seq=2 )
(http://imdb.com/name/nm1072555/)

Seriously... and she was god damn hot too. Morena Baccarin you Brazilian hottie! What do I have to do to make you love me again!?

Morena! *sob*

for those not in the know:
(http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0303461/5869100 _2_35.j pg?path=pgallery&path_key=Baccarin,%20Morena&seq=2 )
(http://imdb.com/name/nm1072555/)

I was going to go with DVDA - Digital Video Disc AWESEOME.

Try this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114614/combined

You need someone taller, more the amazon look,

Well if that's your criteria, then Lucy Lawless it is!

In this film.

You need tall, voluptuous and athletic ("She's built like an AMAZON"...); of the Buffy babes, that's pretty much Charisma Carpenter, but she'd need to hit the gym and get more muscular. Dushku seems too short, Gellar's too petite period. Morena Baccarin from Firefly has the looks, but I don't think she's that tall either.

There's bound to be some relative unknown out there that fits the bill, and would end up typecast as WW the rest of her career. Of course, typecasting as a superhero didn't hurt Christopher Reeve (RIP).

Charlize Theron, but she's already playing Aeon Flux.

IMDB.org can really help with that "knowing past projects" thing.

For example, how many people can honestly say they knew (before this) that The Great Whedon worked on "Toy Story"?

now I know everyone here want to see Natalie Portman as wonder-woman, but what about Angela Lansbury?. It certainly would be unexpected, and I for one have come to expect the unexpected..

No... didn't Rachel Bilson already practice this part?

wow, that's friday the 13th, and my 30th birthday. that satisfies my usual unluckiness, monkish tendencies, and desire for presents all at once.

It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of the CD, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in America don't have.

It's true, everyone calls their scene "the scene".

Since the late 80s / early 90s, underground electronic music, clubbing, and party people have called their scene "the scene", with the participants sometimes being called "scenesters" (not necessarily a positive term). For movie references, see 24 Hour Party People, Human Traffic, and Party Monster.

It's true, everyone calls their scene "the scene".

Since the late 80s / early 90s, underground electronic music, clubbing, and party people have called their scene "the scene", with the participants sometimes being called "scenesters" (not necessarily a positive term). For movie references, see 24 Hour Party People, Human Traffic, and Party Monster.

It's true, everyone calls their scene "the scene".

Since the late 80s / early 90s, underground electronic music, clubbing, and party people have called their scene "the scene", with the participants sometimes being called "scenesters" (not necessarily a positive term). For movie references, see 24 Hour Party People, Human Traffic, and Party Monster.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0285685/

Of course I want to know. I want to start saving up money, doing favors, as much as possible so people will take care of me once the damage hits. The longer I can stay alive, the better chance I'll have to be around when there's any kind of treatment. And maybe I'll have enough time to write down everything I need to remember to get through the "rough spot".

It's kind of like the feeling I got when I watched a porno with a hot girl and a really hairy guy.

Please don't compare Perl 6 and Ron Jeremy. I think Ron would be insulted.

You should have stayed for the technical interview, blown them away with your skills and experience, and then mention on your way out that you would not be interested in working for them unless you were exempt from two clauses in their employment contract.

At best, they might have found you to be the absolute Rock Star they needed for a project, and pressured the powers that let it slide. More likely, they would publicly express their displeasure at losing a great candidate over an asinine clause. If it happened enough, the company might eventually be more flexible.

Granted, you'd have a better chance of any of that happening at a place less monolithic than EDS.

Of course, back in the hiring frenzy of the late 90s, you probably could have demanded that and a football helmet full of cottage cheese as well.

Apparently you have never seen Gattaca

What is needed is a blood/DNA scanner.

Atlanta, GA (GNAAP)
-GuyNiguere

GNAA members were able to breathe a sigh of relief as fellow nigger Brian Nichols came home after a lengthy ordeal. He was charged with rape which is a common southern tactic to eradicate our kind. While on trial in an Atlanta courtroom and bravely liberated himself to make a run for the GNAA worldwide headquarters on the Niger River, during the struggle he overcame the repression of a police officer, a half-Jewish judge, and a full jew reporter. He then stole a green Honda Accord and was last reported waving his thick-veiny nigger cock in the direction of the courthouse and screaming "lol Jews" repeatedly.

I contacted the GNAA legal department and was immediately told by legal council chairman g0sp-hell "(Mr. Nichols) did the right thing, it is against our laws to stand trial for any crimes committed by members in any other venue but ours, in addition Mr. Nichols has admitted to having sex with a female creature which will be punished by forcing him to sit through a slide-show of Latvian internet art. His actions, however, are not tantamount to rape as he did yell "surprise" before penetration."

I have been told by anonymous sources within the GNAA that Mr. Nichols is recovering from his sentence and has been put to work manually crapflooding suicide notes on livejournal.com.

White media story can be found here: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050311/D88OT3J00 .html.

About Atlanta:

Despite being a sprawling metropolis and spawning one of the largest media conglomerates the world has seen Atlanta, GA is still just an airport hub and still discourages niggery in all its forms.

About livejournal.com:

livejournal allows homosexuals and emo kids the freedom to post douchebag ramblings for other douchebags to enjoy. It is actually one of the original blog sites that have given birth to the disgusting journalism trend towards second-hand rants being considered valid news sources.

About GNAA:
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• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

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The devices override copy control mechanisms Sony builds into its consoles to block the use of pirated games and DVDs encoded for players built to operate in other regions.

For a while I've been building up a list of movies I want to show my girlfriend but that I can never seem to find in the local video shop. Yesterday I did a check, and surprise surprise, almost none of them are available as Region 4 disks. Of course these are obscure titles like Top Hat and The Impostors.

So if I had a PS2, Sony would want to tell me what I could watch or not. Good luck to them. Why on earth governments in Region 4 agreed to this crap in the first place is beyond me, but it would help if they don't enforce these rules.

The devices override copy control mechanisms Sony builds into its consoles to block the use of pirated games and DVDs encoded for players built to operate in other regions.

For a while I've been building up a list of movies I want to show my girlfriend but that I can never seem to find in the local video shop. Yesterday I did a check, and surprise surprise, almost none of them are available as Region 4 disks. Of course these are obscure titles like Top Hat and The Impostors.

So if I had a PS2, Sony would want to tell me what I could watch or not. Good luck to them. Why on earth governments in Region 4 agreed to this crap in the first place is beyond me, but it would help if they don't enforce these rules.

what happened to my link

If you watch the documentary, Devil's Playground they answer this question specifically. It's not technology they are against, it's the way technology affects their culture. For example, a telephone isn't bad in itself but it takes away from time spent with the family or working. In an emergency, they use them.

The documentary is mostly about Amish kids when they go on their "rumspringa," but I learned a ton about the Amish in general.

Well, I'll wait to be impressed by them bringing light all the way around the PLANET, kind of like Batman did in that movie. Which movie? this movie!

It is made out of people!!!!

I don't think Mel Brook should make a part two of either movie. "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" worked well as a joke and "History of the World: Part 1" works well as a statement about sequels. But neither would make a good sequel. Sequels never meet expectations and are mostly about "the search for more money."

Wasn't that the ship's name in Cabin Boy?

So...not that you're inherently biased or anything, right?

Or, maybe, he's just a fan of a movie.

"No person shall disclose to any other person (other than those persons necessary to produce the tangible things under this section) that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has sought or obtained tangible things under this section."

Obsoleting something that works so they can sell new things? It's another Microsoft innovation! And the plot of a recent movie.

The snag, however with alerting alarms is that after a few "false alarms" it is widely understood that alarms signals will be ignored - people assume it is a technical fault... and the criminals know this too.

As illustrated in
How to steal a million movie... ;-)

Paul B.

To ensure they maintain the high standards of English-language manuals produced by Asian manufacturing companies, they should translate Apple's manual into Chinese and then translate it back into English.

As you can see, it works really well:

[Reading from his book, "Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler," translated to Japanese and back again]
Mr. James: I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days no business comes to my hut. Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no! I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo...
[pauses while turning page]
Mr. James: dung.

(Courtesy: IMDB)

~Philly

"Who is the Greatest Man Alive?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.

The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) announced today further victory in their current program to bring about total breakdown of the AOL customer relation system.

AOL Corporate Policy has been changed after GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) special operative Gary Niger's constant abuse of their "secret question" program designed to provide a futile illusion of security for the mongoloids and sodomites that comprise their customer base.

The "custom question" option, allowing users to create their own question, has been removed following the efforts of Niger and other fearsome Gay Niggers from the GNAA's top secret "Black Ops" divison.

With the removal of this option, trolls are now forced to use pre-approved AOL "secret question" options when signing up for fraudlent accounts for the purpose of downloading gay pornography and meeting up with the clandestine "homo thug" underground.

"I don't know why it changed, exactly. Corporate HQ didn't tell us," said Tracy, an AOL representative. "It happened two or three days ago."

Tracy was unavailable for further comment, as she was masturbating furiously under her desk - claiming that "Ten guys were on the phone and (she) had to take them all on."

An AOL executive, speaking under the condition of anonymnity, said the change in policy came after widespread employee unrest, culminating in an incident of mass sodomy taking place in the Ogden, Utah call center.

Gary Niger and other members of the GNAA "Black Ops" division continue to use the "custom question" trolling technique with various punjabis in the Bangalore, India call center - who haven't gotten the memo yet.

Meanwhile, GNAA Command is working on the creation of new methods of trolling to work within the confines of this new standard, still flush with victory.

Nick Berg's head was unavailable for comment at the time of this release.

About America Online, Inc.

America Online, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of subsidiary of Time Warner Inc. Based in Dulles, Virginia, America Online is the world's leader in interactive services, Web brands, Internet technologies and e-commerce services.

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GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gna

... being driven by Verne Troyer... (Mini-Me)

To be fair, Andy Serkis is slated to play Kong, meaning the big monster will probably be pulled off with a lot of skill and personality. If anyone can do it right, he can.

The other actors associated with the project, Jack Black (Tenatious D, and an underrated performance in The Jackal), Naomi Watts (The Ring, I Heart Huckabees), etc, are all totally underrated gems... The kinds of actors that you think would be able to come together in support of eachother and make something great.

King Kong deserves a good remake. The original story was essentially a quintessential animal human trapped and ostracised in a modern environment. But unlike certain other films which have been remade recently (Dawn of the Dead anyone?) that stop motion ape is falling apart. Having a real actor in a real modern remake that paid close attention to what made the original story so touching could be worth seeing. You and I may think the original 10 fps lump of clay and hair is cute, but the story can be told far, far better these days.