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Then you will love this Maxim pictorial where Jolene Blalock shows us some Vulcan anatomy.

Some interesting quotes as well:
Captain Archer: Tell me something about yourself, T'Pol.
T'Pol: "I love when I sort of come to and I'm on the other side of the room, sweaty and breathing heavy, with bottles and ashtrays tipped over everywhere. I'm like, 'What just happened? Oh yeah, I got laid. Gotcha.'"

The guys who are producing this, Rick Berman & Brannon Braga, are the same pair who ruined Voyager. (Jeri Lynn Zimmermann Ryan, aka 7 of 9, ditched her husband, Jack Ryan, for Brannon Braga).

Maybe s/p 9-11-2001, the scripts will get a little more edge to them, but I imagine that the first half season's worth of episodes are already in the can.

Minor details:

1) The Vulcan Science Officer has lousy diction. Diction, or enunciation, is the lifeblood of acting (or singing, for that matter), and is especially important for an actor or actress playing a Vulcan.

2) There was a lot of foul language; I seem to recall both "bitch" and "hell" being uttered in the family hour.

http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/girl_780 .html

In Maxim this month. Yum.

Link out to Maxim and Blalock's "interview" with full pictorial spread. Seems as though her experimentation with "chemicals" provided her with the necessary background to be science officer on Enterprise ROFL.

Jolene Blalock.

Zounds.

Damn this compression filter!

She's in Maxim this month. Why won't this link work?

boo yow!

Try Maxim, unless JB is now the cover girl for Viagra.

If you're trying to imply that Jolene Blalock isn't enough of a 'hook', then you're sadly SADLY mistaken.

Still closer...
You could just pick up this month's Maxim (at least the U.S. edition), which features Jolene Blaylock and will probably be a little easier to conceal from your wife. :-)

~Philly

This article World War III at MaximOnline, specifically
"Scenario 1: Moles for Muhammad"
, is told by retired Colonel David H. Hackworth. I think he could see things getting close to flash point, he wasn't wrong with the size of the target and who knows maybe this is still a possibility, except maybe closer than some think.

On another note, maybe it's time for those patents on cheap free energy from water to be released into the public domain and for this technology to be used for planes, trains and automobiles, etc.

Also time for more trade throttling on the middle east till they hand over the goods. Eye for an eye doesn't work with these sort of people because they are willing to put their who following and their supposed religion on the line.

I remember reading an article on possible terrorist scenarios in Maxim in August of last year. It goes into some detail of possible scenarios. I remember thinking then that it sounded very plausible. But you kind of rely upon the fact that anything you read of this nature has been investigated by those in charge right? What with the events today, is it unreasonable to think it could happen anytime?

The only other thing I didn't like was that there wasn't nearly enough of Shannon Elizabeth and Eliza Dushku, parading around in those black latex outfits....<drool>

~Philly

The only other thing I didn't like was that there wasn't nearly enough of Shannon Elizabeth and Eliza Dushku, parading around in those black latex outfits....<drool>

~Philly

Curiously, G.I. Jane gives a treatment for back problems over at Maxim Online. Plus there's a reward at the end...

One of the biggest problems in the last episode was with some of the ideas they brought in with the last seasons.
For instance, in a number of episodes in the 29th century there is a whole part of the federation devoted to keeping the timeline from being disrupted. They have atleast 2 vessels capable of traveling through time to prevent violation of the "Temporal Prime Directive". So where were they when Admiral Janeway went on her little trip?

This episode also ruins anyone wanting to watch Star Trek 10. Do you think the most powerful warship in the fleet (this is the concept behind the movie), the Enterprise, is going to have any of these cool new weapons that Voyager now possess? I seriously doubt it. Voyager could take out 5 borg ships whle the Enterprise works on one of them ...

I actually feel kind of sad that the borg are now virtually gone
For anyone who hasn't seen the episode or missed it: Admiral Janeway eventually travels to the Borg home base [Unimatrix 1] and infects the borg with a virus. It completely destroys the home base and virtual cripples them. It doesn't destroy them completely, however, which leaves room for them to make a comeback.
Now the federation can deal with more pressing matters, like the Romulans (Star Trek 10). Good thing they have those super advanced weapons! They can smit thier enemies now!

Its also too bad that Voyager won't become that really cool museum that Admiral Janeway told us about. The Federation is gonna rip it to shreds! Come on! Borg technology, future Federation technology, Slipstream Drive,...I think there was even something called a Delta Drive from earlier episodes.
I'd certainly have a field day.

Voyager had its ups and downs. To be honest Voyager had a really good final episode. It was very entertaining, but I think it has ruined Star Trek. At least for the future side of it.


I hope Enterprise is going to go alot better. They already taken care of the Baywatch side of things to make sure 7 of 9 finatics are happy. "Enterprise" Vulcan 2nd officer in Maxim. Funny I have never seen a Vulcan which such a big chest.

whoa nellie!
Jolene Blalock is in Maxim Online this week. Break out the spandex!

I don't know how much truth there is to this, but if anyone knows where I can sign up... I'd appreciate a reply.

James