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Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little surprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

-- movie quote

It's Mother-pus-bucket, of course.

The little boat flipped over. A virus in the Gibson computer system claimed responsibility.

...probably was raised in a barn...with all the other primitives.

No no no, you didn't allude to the proper movie line. It's not a cigar with wings.

"Well it looks like a big tylenol with wiiings."

http://www.moviequotes.com/fullquote.cgi?qnum=33100

java is cake to reverse engineer

The phrase that means "easy" is "a piece of cake", not "cake" by itself. If you don't know the idiomatic expression, don't use it.

Mods---the "nuke from orbit" is a joking reference to Aliens. See http://www.moviequotes.com/archive/titles/22.html Modded Troll? Sheesh!

7 bluetooth controllers? Why 7? not 8?

"No...not six, I said seven. No one's coming up with six. Who works out in six minutes. You won't even get your heart going, not even a mouse on a wheel. Sevens the key number here. Think about it. Seven doors. Seven-Eleven. Seven. Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' of gorgonzola when it's clearly bree time baby. Step into my office...cuz you're fuckin' fired!"

http://www.moviequotes.com/fullquote.cgi?qnum=3810 4

For some reason I can't help but think of quotes from Aliens whenever I think of SCO. It think this sums it up the best though ... "I say we take off and nuke the entire [SCO Group] site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Someone implemented on the idea from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels after all. Here is a link to the famous quote from the movie.

>Hey, that's the same password as my server!

oops, after looking up the line, it should be something more like...

That's the kind of password some idiot would have on his windows machine!!

John Connor talking to Dr. T-800 about his surgical procedure being performed by the T-1000. John: I need a moment here. You're telling me that this thing can operate on anything it touches?!
T-800: Anything it samples by physical contact.
John: Get real! Like it can -excise- a...pack of cigarettes?
T-800: No, only an object of equal size.
John: Well, why doesn't it become a -bong- or something to -subdue- me?
T-800: It can't form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts. It doesn't work that way. But it can form solid metal shapes.
John: Like what?
T-800: Knives and -surgical- stabbing weapons.

Duh-duh duh duh-duh...duh-duh duh duh-duh...

My question is... why did you have that link so handy? Both in memory, and in url?

Why do you want to know? Are you french, or something?

Obligatory non-Simpsons quote:

Judith: you must be very well educated; Ivy League?
JD: more or less
Judith: oh? which one?
JD: SU
Judith: Stanford University?
JD: ....Subway...University... ..