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I can't tell. Your website is down.

Oh, and I'd never trust any pr0n site that showed this image as pr0n.

Well I visit dozens of free porn sites daily despite the fact that my every perverse fetish is being recorded by strangers. In fact, I think I'm going to go to one now.

Then what's the point? I'd only try OSX if I could get it to run on generic, non-proprietary hardware. I don't currently buy *anything* from Apple and never have due to their draconian hardware lock-in that allows them to rape the consumer.

> http://ninenine.com/

not to mention I can't even access it here - categorized as "Sex"

Some reputable source there with your 3/5 machines.

3/5 of your machines probably have more serious issues than firefox not launching.

> This *major* bug has driven us (my company) away from Firefox for at least
> another year, when we may give it another shot when it's more mature. Until
> then, it's IE only for us.

Good luck with IE!

> http://ninenine.com/

I tried this and kept getting taken to sites which immediately try and download dodgy exes, or ask me to agree to downloading diallers, or are simply front pages which expect me to pay or register, or which produce a flood of popups/windows. It's being overtaken by better free sites, or just searching p2p networks.

Slashdot, a prominent news web log claiming to be News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters has claimed victory over the Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA).

With GNAA's trolls resorting to stale material which was relevant for five minutes about three months ago and enabling anyone to cut and paste a press release using the Open Source philosophy has led to GNAA's demise. Netcraft confirms it.

GNAA's founder timecop was seen locking up the headquarters one last time. An unassuming outdoor mens room deep in the heart of Tennessee was once host to numerous sessions of blowjobs, anal and creampies attended only by homosexual African-Americans. I reckon I jest likes fuckin' girls. White girls. [note broken link] was the only statement given to the press at this time. Former lovers and Windows users Lysol and Roloffle were found standing at half-mast upon the sad but inevitable occasion.

Robert W. Malda shared his feelings regarding the event. Oog the Caveman (a pioneer of ALL CAPS == TEH FNY), The Glorious Meept, Trollaxor, The Turd Report, WIPO Troll, Recipe Troll even goatse had something to contribute to our forums. GNAA is populated solely by crybaby attention whores who wouldn't know a rpm if it bit them on their tender, velvety asshole which is barely covered by a fine mist of downy, pre-pubescent hairs. After a brief reverie Mr. Malda conceded At least GNAA uses valid xHTML instead of dicey HTML 3.2

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Slashdot, a prominent news web log claiming to be "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters" has claimed victory over the Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA).

With GNAA's trolls resorting to stale material which was relevant for five minutes about three months ago and enabling anyone to "cut and paste" a press release using the Open Source philosophy has led to GNAA's demise. Netcraft confirms it.

GNAA's founder timecop was seen locking up the headquarters one last time. An unassuming outdoor mens room deep in the heart of Tennessee was once host to numerous sessions of blowjobs, anal and creampies attended only by homosexual African-Americans. "I reckon I jest likes fuckin' girls. White girls. [note broken link]" was the only statement given to the press at this time. Former lovers and Windows users Lysol and Roloffle were found standing at "half-mast" upon the sad but inevitable occasion.

Robert W. Malda shared his feelings regarding the event. "Oog the Caveman (a pioneer of ALL CAPS == TEH FNY), The Glorious Meept, Trollaxor, The Turd Report, WIPO Troll, Recipe Troll even goatse had something to contribute to our forums. GNAA is populated solely by crybaby attention whores who wouldn't know a rpm if it bit them on their tender, velvety asshole which is barely covered by a fine mist of downy, pre-pubescent hairs." After a brief reverie Mr. Malda conceded "At least GNAA uses valid xHTML instead of dicey HTML 3.2"

About GNAA:

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) was a troll organization known for its "cut and paste" style of trolls which are written once every six months. It was founded in July 2001 by timecop, found its heyday with "ROR JEWS DID WTC" and slowly faded into the background radiation. Its namesake, a Danish humor movie, is freely available via BitTorrent.

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If I encrypt something with a 256 bit key not even lord almighty will be able to decrypt my babbling

When dealing with God, consider your computer physically compromised. He can read the key from your computer's data bus. He can read all the adulterous jpegs on your computer's hard drive. You need help, and help is Christ.

Free software is not capitalism, and it doesn't fit. Capitalism assumes that people want to be reimbursed in some way. Free software makes no logical sense, because people do it out of altruism and stupidity.

So what you're saying is capitalism doesn't fit with the way people are? It's broken, then. Fix it or scrap it.

Oh, and I notice that you gave up writing software to become a porn broker. There's an amusing put down about the dignity of labour to be written here, but it's shooting fish in a barrel.

OK. OK. Here's what the frugal on Slashdot REALLY want to see:

Here
Here
Here

ad nauseum...

As a brick & mortar retailer, I'm sick and tired of losing businesses to cheapskates who want to shave a few pennies off, and don't give a damn about the businesses they choose to support or not to support.

Translation:
I'm a whiny bitch who thinks that I deserve special treatment. People shouldn't have the right to buy cheaper goods at a lower price from someone else, because it hurts me.

Of course, there's nothing stopping me from setting up my own online business........oh wait I already have!

Surely I'm reporting all the money that people spend to their respective states, otherwise I'd be a hypocritical jackass.....

Then why is it that XFree 86 goes through, as does XFree87, XFree69, X86Free, etc unfiltered. Definitely worth at least a raised eyebrow here. I could understand if it were Advertised in porn sites or something, but it's a server product. Though admittedly, MS is proving themselves to be silly in the fact that we're talking about this over a half a day later. It just seems to me that something like this would have been handled quickly; it's not like it would be that hard to add xfree86 to the exclusionary filter when determining the "pornness" of a keyword.

I'm not really into pictures with bullshit site- and phonesex ads on them, but if the web is your choice...

Boobdex.com is a good start.
And I like the amateur pages at Voyeurweb. I get lots of goodness from Coolio's Babelog as well.
You might also spend some quality time at Domai or Kindgirls, which both have much free goodness.

If you're willing to put your money where your mouth is, Hegre-Archives is awesome, as are Quantum Proadult and Met Art. Playboy's CyberClub can keep a downloader busy for weeks.

Hardcore really isn't my area of interest, but holy crap, if you're even making jokes about pr0n, regular slashdotter NineNine has just the site for you

I use scripts to grab most of my smut, but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the Mozilla extensions Linky and Magpie which combine to make my life as a pr0n browser much more pleasant.

So not, for example, any of these sites? There's a lot of "inappropriate" material out there that doesn't require a CC#.

Eh, NineNine;)

I'd think you'd want it to be easier to reach a few more customers.

Compare the parent's moderation and this one's...

I am also sure Matthias doesn't have much pr0n on his machine : who'd backup pr0n when it can be found on that many places?

Now, these might definitely be family pics.

Hello - Mr Pot calling Mr Kettle.

Your comment seems a bit rich for someone whose sig URL links to porn site advertising.

I think you need to use your brain a bit here and realize that commercial software solutions aren't always the best way to go. And while you're at it, you need to fix that security hole in your website that's been there for months now.

I used to struggle with porn too. Then I started using Ninenine! Man, I havn't had to struggle since!

Hmmm, is that why you spent all day ranting on slashdot, Tuesday December 3? Your posts started before 9AM and end after 6:30 PM with the longest time between posts being less than three hours. Thirteen posts are still visible and there may have been more. At fifteen minutes per post, you do read the articles don't you, your Slashdot habbit cost you about four hours that day. That's a lot of time for a single day, even if you are just a "porn stuff" dude. All of that time could have been spent growing your collection.

Most of your posts are offensive, much like the one above. Do you get a little rush from acting that way? Or are you paid to troll this place?

ninenine.com? You opened a porn shop?

Uhmm, he does post a url. See NineNine.com for details. I think you could learn a bit from the owner of a porn site when it comes to server performance.

autopr0n.com
ninenine.com

So sue me...

Under NO circumstances can anybody link to my site. There's nothing I hate more than seeing links to my site all over the place. Fucking links...

Under NO circumstances can anybody link to my site. There's nothing I hate more than seeing links to my site all over the place. Fucking links...

Under NO circumstances can anybody link to my site. There's nothing I hate more than seeing links to my site all over the place. Fucking links...

Think of the possibilities! You could browse NineNine from anywhere!

... because Saudi Arabia is #5 in countries with the most number of visitors that visit NineNine . It's not a lot, but there definately is traffic from Saudi Arabia (surfers using .sa).

Or Europe based web sites having to comply with the narrow laws (concerning e.g. nudity, drugs, or cryptography) of hyporcrite US.

Actually, we DO have our own content at http://ninenine.com/free_pics.asp. All of that content was purchased and licensed. As we continue to ramp up, we'll have more there. Yes, we have thousands of links to content on other sites, we DO NOT steal content. Just wanted to clear that up. Thanks.

Do you mean it's there where http://ninenine.com (No bullshit, no popups, 100% free porn added (twice) daily! NineNine.com) gets its pictures?
Well, I suppose it makes sense. Those "extreme vaginal close-ups" MUST come from some sort of "medical" database, right?

All the more reason to keep using books. Online material can be easily locked down (Napster, Magazine subscriptions, etc.). Books, on the other hand, never can be. Buy one, and it's yours. You can do what you want with it. Burn it, give it away, piss on it, loan it to other people, read it over a loudspeaker from the back of your van, whatever. Don't bother with electronic books. They're expensive, hard to use, and you never know if what you're getting is the real thing.


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