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The 419eater Community Pulls Some Legs

trusteR writes "Always in the pursuit to rid the world of 419 scams with new and often very entertaining strategies, the class of 419eater.com have set new records in making scambaiting an entertaining and funny artform. Shipping ANUS laptops, $$$, Death treats, Audio and lots of pictures." This beats the amusement value of a Captain Kirk passport; the scam-baiters here managed to get cash in the mail and get rid of some less-than-perfect hardware.

219 comments

  1. Worse than 419 by fembots · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I read the article (or discussion rather) correctly, this guy is conning a 419-guy from "LAGOS" into paying $200 cash + $4500 cheque for "large boxes of misc garbage with a broken laptop that has "ANUS" inscribed on the screen".

    I hope the cheque bounced, if this guy did cash in the cheque, wouldn't he be in more trouble? ie receiving the money but providing bogus goods?

    If the cheque didn't go through, this guy still can't touch that $200 cash, because there might be some 'misunderstanding' (well that's what the 419-guy will say in court). So this $200 must be held until the cheque is made and cashed (or cash be returned if the transaction cannot be completed).

    1. re: worse than 419 by ed.han · · Score: 1

      hey, at least you got to read the discussion. someone mentioned it once before but are editors notifying webmasters about the incoming bandwidth spike when posting these stories?

      ed

    2. Re:Worse than 419 by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "I hope the cheque bounced, if this guy did cash in the cheque, wouldn't he be in more trouble? ie receiving the money but providing bogus goods?"

      Not realy, for the same reason that fraud is aparintly legal in the countries where most of these 419 scams. If the local government isn't doing anything to stop the 419ers because (as they claim) they can't then complain about this "turn about is fair play" stuff. I guess the 419er COULD try and press charges in the US (that would be funny) but so long as the guy sends the box o' stuff via UPS rather then USPS no mail fraud has taken place.

      That having been said, I think all parties in this are jerks.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    3. Re:Worse than 419 by ninji · · Score: 1

      Yeah, as if some anonymouse scam artist is going to come out of the shadows to get back 200$ in a court battle, where by revealing himself subjects himself to 10,000 charges of fraud for his attempts at it... No scam artist is going to publicly press charges if they get scammmed trying to scam...

    4. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the thread: the 419er sent a fake cheque. The idea is that the laptops get sent before the cheque bounces. And do you really think someone who failed at a fake cheque fraud will sue his non-victim?

    5. Re:Worse than 419 by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      I guess I could write a diatribe about how vigilante justice doesn't solve anything, but I won't.

      These FUCKERS deserve everything they've got coming to them. In my eyes they occupy the same rung on the internet food chain ladder as spammers, 2nd world extorionists and those people who create those fake popus telling you machine has a virus, but when clicked on attempt to install CWS...

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    6. Re:Worse than 419 by hchaos · · Score: 0, Redundant
      I hope the cheque bounced, if this guy did cash in the cheque, wouldn't he be in more trouble? ie receiving the money but providing bogus goods?
      He won't get in trouble unless the 419er presses charges. Generally speaking, fugitives from the law don't press charges.
    7. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "hello 911? I need the police, my neighbor stole my crack."

      Oh yeah, the cops will be all over the guy.

    8. Re:Worse than 419 by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "Not realy, for the same reason that fraud is aparintly legal in the countries where most of these 419 scams."

      Are you aware that the name "419 Scams" comes from section section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code, which is used to prosecute these guys?

    9. Re:Worse than 419 by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Yup, and the problem with that code is that it requires the money to change hands and for the victim to complain. There is no law against the scam itself, often by the time the money is transfered the scammer is long gona (given a pile of cash would YOU stay in Nigeria?).

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    10. Re:Worse than 419 by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but having other 419 scammers find out that you (a 419 scammer) were scammed would be pretty embarrassing too.

    11. Re:Worse than 419 by Axe · · Score: 0
      Generally speaking, fugitives from the law don't press charges.

      They just may call Bubba to press a hot iron into your anus.

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    12. Re:Worse than 419 by Ryosen · · Score: 3, Funny

      >>Not only that, but having other 419 scammers find out that you (a 419 scammer) were scammed would be pretty embarrassing too.

      Yeah, how could he ever face the guys down at the golf club? :)

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      Ryosen
      One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
    13. Re:Worse than 419 by British · · Score: 1

      If I read the article (or discussion rather) correctly, this guy is conning a 419-guy from "LAGOS" into paying $200 cash + $4500 cheque for "large boxes of misc garbage with a broken laptop that has "ANUS" inscribed on the screen".

      I think we just found out how to solve the broken/obsolete computer recycling problem. Send it ALL to the scammer(saying it is new hardwrae for your new business parnter), with them paying for shipping!

    14. Re:Worse than 419 by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IMO any money scammed from scammers should go into a fund to raise awareness about these scams... or some other pertinent beneficial goal.

    15. Re:Worse than 419 by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I hope the cheque bounced, if this guy did cash in the cheque, wouldn't he be in more trouble?

      theFAILURE already knew that the check was fake when he received it. He has no intention of attempting to cash it. He just decided to take a traditional check scammer for a ride.

      I'm attempting a little game with a check scammer, though nothing nearly as elaborate as the ANUS LAPTOP bait.

    16. Re: worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats ok, this storyis either a dup from earlier this year or it is a continuance from the other article. Google might have a cache of it if i can find it. maybe this link will work It isn't a google but i think it is the link from the previous story.

    17. Re: worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a dup, old story this time, or continuance, it is a recent and on going bait that is still in progress.

      This also explains why some of us 419eater readers are upset over the slashdotting.

    18. Re:Worse than 419 by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      How would you know what happens when you click on that?

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      -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

    19. Re:Worse than 419 by whataputz · · Score: 1

      The cheque already bounced. I found out about that thread yesterday while surfing on the CWoS forums and immediatelly went on to read all the (then) 23 page thread. It was friggin hilarious! tF really nailed that dude right on the spot. 419ers deserve every bit of hell those people on 419eater gives them. All I hope now is that the scammer doesn't read slashdot and that 419eater.com is able to keep on running after being slashdoted. And good luck to tF!

    20. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      419 scammers are only slightly evolved above amoebae. These kinds of antics in no way make up for the misery and mischief that 419 scammers have perpetrated over the years.

      There are stories of 419 scammers that have lured their victims to a foreign country and then tortured them to extract as much money as possible.

      There is also the fact that victims are not entirely blameless either. The most common scam involves millions of dollars that doesn't really belong to the 419er and splitting the profits with the victim. There has be a certain amount of larceny in the hearts of the victims in the first place to be taken by such a scam.

      If I was to read of some vigilante group tracking such assholes down in the midst of such a torture session and then killing both the 419ers and their victim I would just chalk it all up to "improving the breed".

    21. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually a lot of them stay when they've made it big cause its much safer (from prosecution) all you need to do is constantly pay your 'dues' to the local law enforcement. I speak as one who has lived in the country before.

    22. Re:Worse than 419 by tsch · · Score: 1
      I doubt that you read through all 23 pages of the thread before posting, but all the necessary background knowledge isn't presented in that thread, so I'll lay some of it out for you here.

      The scambaiter was sent a fake cashier's check in the mail to pay for computers. This is a common fraud - someone sends a seller a check for more than the sale amount and asks the seller to send the balance back to them along with whatever they ordered. The seller goes to the bank, cashes the cashier's check, and send off the money and whatever goods were sold. The check, of course, is fake and eventually ends up not clearing, so you then have (a) lost your merchandise, (b) lost whatever money you sent the scammer, and (c) have to give whatever money you got from cashing the check back to the bank.

      So the seller gets a triple reaming.

      In the scambait above, the scammer quickly sent a fake cashier's check. The check was sent from inside the US, while the shipping address was in the UK. Not only is the scammer a criminal, but he is a criminal with international ties. This is not someone to feel sorry for.

      Submitting this story (especially the specific scambait) is a really damn dumb thing to do (if the submitter isn't a 419 scammer looking for revenge, that is). The person paying for the shipments probably knows about the scambait now. It also blows the cover on the techniques that the various people on the site use. Yes, nothing on the Web is private, but by making the site more well known, its effectiveness is diminished. Thanks a pantsfull.

    23. Re:Worse than 419 by JAgostoni · · Score: 1

      I thought the "money changed hands" was the hole point the ancestor::poster made. He cannot cash the check or use the cash. Chances are the scambaiter isn't going to be "long gone" as are the scammers.

    24. Re:Worse than 419 by JAgostoni · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Heheh. I said hole... hehehehe. Er ... that was supposed to be whole in case anyone out there actually didn't already figure that out. Thanks for listening, please carry on with your -1 Offtopic moderations.

    25. Re:Worse than 419 by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the Nigerian government actually prosecuted scammers, 419er would have no reason to exist. The Nigerian government is incredibly corrupt, and actual prosecutions under the 419 code are almost non-existant. If you report a scam, all that is likely to happen is that the the police will try to hit the scammers up for a cut.

    26. Re:Worse than 419 by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      I know this puts me in the minority of slashdot linux zealots, but I actually use linux. Hence clicking on those banners does me no harm.
      One day, I clicked on one just to see what would happen and Mozilla popped up a download dialog for some windows executable with a name like "Quick Web Searcher.exe". Needless to say, I smugly chuckled and then realized that more than likely this was probably installed on several of my realatives PC's... And that It would be me that would be reinstalling their systems...

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    27. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am theFAILURE. (the one on 419eater.com)

      Just to let people know, i knew the check was fake, i collect them. I alawys check with the bank before scamming the scammer to make sure it is.

      I never cashed / deposited the check like mentioned in the posts.

    28. Re:Worse than 419 by arivanov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That is besides the fact that not a lot of the scams are run from Nigeria. At one point it was mostly dutch cable networks. After an unsuccessful prosecution attempt about a year ago the police there started to extradit them on the spot. As a result they moved to Tiscali network in the UK where they thrive and florish. In either case it is not Nigeria.

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    29. Re:Worse than 419 by rseuhs · · Score: 1
      I was also thinking about trying to get into the scam-baiting hobby, but I haven't received any 419-scams lately (at least AFAIK from scanning subject lines when deleting spam), and I get loads of spam.

      I think there are so many people trying to scam the scammers, that they have given up. By now, I guess there are maybe 100 people trying to trick the 419-scammer into something for every idiot actually gullible enough to fall for them.

      419 is no longer profitable, I guess...

    30. Re:Worse than 419 by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh yeah, the cops will be all over the guy.

      Something like that happened to an acquaintence of mine. He runs a large (flower) nursery and greenhouses. he thought he saw signs of an intruder on his property, so he called the cops.

      They took one look at his ponytail and hydroponics equipment and started qrustioning him. After about 15 minutes of that bullshit, he told them to either inveistigate his complaint or get thr F*%k off of his property. Needless to say, he wasn't too impressed by their 'customer service'.

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    31. Re:Worse than 419 by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      having my email on a number of highly visible web sites, I usually get around 20 419mails a week -- if anyone wants a copy of any of them, let me know -- I usually just forward them off to the authorities, although on occasion I've baited one (pretending to be another scammer working in the same area, using another name/email addy I know is used by the same scammer to get him scamming himself, pretending to be the local authorities looking for a bribe, etc.)

    32. Re: worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am theFAILURE from 419eater, and that is my bait / story.

      There are alot of misunderstandings here, and assumptions.

      Too bad.... :(

    33. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry to disagree, but almost every point you make is completely incorrect.

      The scammers are not only still there but there are more of them than ever. I think the news reports say it is currently nigerias 4th biggest industry (albeit not necessarily a legit one). Some estimates put the number of 419 scammers at approx 250,000 worldwide.

      The 419 business is very profitable... if you read up about it you will know this.

      As for not receiving any 419 mails, if you put your mail address on the right area of the web then you will find 10s of 419 mails come flooding in a day- there are many hundreds of scammers for every baiter, not the other way round. The anti scam community is growing and getting more savvy though.

      The other point to remember is that the scammers are using other means to contact victims (such as messenger programmes etc) Just because you are not getting any mails does not mean others aren't or that the 419 business has collapsed. Sadly the complete reverse is true....

    34. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any money from scammers goes to charity. As is mentioned on the site.

    35. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite correct. Most of the 419 emails in my harvester accounts come from Nigeria, Ivory Coast or Benin. I usually do an IP check.

      Lottery scams usually come from Holland.

      Tiscali is used as they offer free email accounts.

    36. Re: worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To theFailure. Never seen so many ill-informed rantings.

      Baghdad Bob

    37. Re:Worse than 419 by flossie · · Score: 1
      These FUCKERS deserve everything they've got coming to them.

      Spam is annoying, but they wouldn't continue unless some people actually made it worthwhile for them to do so. I really have no sympathy whatsoever for anyone who is both stupid and greedy enough to fall for these scams. When people stop responding, the scams will stop.

    38. Re:Worse than 419 by erick99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The 419 guys do not travel here to go to court for God's sake. What are they going to say? "While working my daily scam stealing from your citizes, I got ripped off for $200"?

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    39. Re:Worse than 419 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ripping off a criminal usually isnt something that is punished in any country.

      "yes judge, that prick sent me a junk laptop"

      "oh my relationship with him, oh i was trying to scam him"

    40. Re:Worse than 419 by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1

      Actually that's pure bunk. Dvorak said it, and it's been echoed time and time again. Most of the scammers are from Nigeria. While there are some scammers in the UK and others elswhere around the globe, the vast majority of them are from Africa. This has been proven time and time again by comparing sender IP's to those of companies providing satellite service to Nigera. In addition, most "baiters" receive requests for money transfers Lagos, Nigeria, considered to be the center of the scamming trade.

      That info is actually on the site.....oh wait, this is /.

  2. Hmmm.. gone already by Phixxr · · Score: 3, Funny
    Perhaps slashdot should change it's name to siteeater.com.

    -Phixxr

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    1. Re:Hmmm.. gone already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      change it's name

      "its".

  3. google cache by helfen · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:google cache by neosake · · Score: 1

      Yep, the 419eater site got eaten by slashdot yet again!

      --
      "When a ball dreams, it dreams it's a frisbee"
    2. Re:google cache by OverlordQ · · Score: 3, Informative
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      Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
    3. Re:google cache by Kinetic · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Coral Cache version is now showing the Slashdotted "down for maintenance" page. No good. The mirrors at MirrorDot have the actual content.

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      ~Jay
    4. Re:google cache by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      this site need cache

      Site need cache? Here is cacheir check for $4500. Secretary make mistake and wrote for $500 to much so please to be sending remainder $500 cache. I trust you to send. With in 45 minutes. Please to send cache now please.

  4. Seems like a good plan by Thunderstruck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wouldn't worry too much about some scammer from Lagos challenging the payment in a US court. Those who come to the courts with unclean hands seldom get any relief.

    Even if the scammer did arrive, how does one demonstrate that the goods shipped were not in fact what was ordered in such a way as to convice a court that your scamming activities are minor enough by comparison as to give you relief?

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    1. Re:Seems like a good plan by Mikeydude750 · · Score: 1

      Right...it's like if someone were to sue a drug dealer in court by saying the cocaine they bought was actually flour. The cause would be laughed out, and both parties would be arrested anyway.

    2. Re:Seems like a good plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you scam a scammer, you're still guilty of fraud. Just because the victim was a bad person doesn't absolve you of your crimes.

    3. Re:Seems like a good plan by Pandora's+Vox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      a sex worker in Toronto actually took a john to court when he refused to pay up. After all, "escorting" is perfectly legal, and it was in neither party's interest to admit that sex took place :-)

      -Leigh

      (i know that this seems dubious, and the only reference i have is from a university paper but i think it's pretty cool even if it's a myth.

    4. Re:Seems like a good plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what did they do to get into Guantanimo? Oh, yeah, they were actively being Muslim. Somehow I think they have no problem admitting to that in court.

      The difference between this and the fraud scenario is that committing fraud is a crime. Being Muslim is not. You can, however, be detained for both.

      Glad to clear things up for you.

    5. Re:Seems like a good plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if they're already being "detained", how much worse could the U.S. courts actually do to them?

    6. Re:Seems like a good plan by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
      After all, "escorting" is perfectly legal, and it was in neither party's interest to admit that sex took place

      Actually, exchanging money for sex is perfectly legal in Canada. The law forbids owning or operating a brothel, consequently a prostitute can't work in her own home. Pimping is right out. The law also forbids solicitation in any public place.

      Here's the relevant law (from the Canadian Criminal Code) if you want all the details:

      Section 210: Keeping a common bawdy house;
      Section 211: Transporting to a bawdy house;
      Section 212: Procuring;
      Section 213: Offence in relation to prostitution (soliciting).
      I'm afraid I don't have any references for the lawsuit itself, but I can well believe it took place.
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      ~Idarubicin
  5. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  6. Oh no.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Why did you have to report it now? They haven't even finished it, and the site has enough problems with bandwidth already.

    Great, now the site is slashdotted.

  7. what about violence? by alarocca · · Score: 5, Funny

    hows about some 419maulers.com ... instead of simply making fun of the scammers, we should abuse them with medieval torture devices and post the pictures on the internet!

    1. Re:what about violence? by desplesda · · Score: 1

      I fear the person who modded this 'Interesting'.

  8. Oh No! by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Tragedy struck today as a group of "nerds" called the '419Eaters' were killed in, what is being described as, a classic Organized Crime killing. In other news, Britney Spe...."

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    1. Re:Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH NOES! TEH 'Unnecessary, commas...' STRIEKS AGIAN!!!!111!!!

    2. Re:Oh No! by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1

      What's this? An AC bitching about grammar? On /.? When did this start!

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    3. Re:Oh No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Can you finish that thought? I want to know what happened to miss spears.

  9. Great Stuff by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    They got this one guy to send a pic of himself holding up a sign that said "I take it up the arse."

    i can't link it bc the site is /.

    1. Re:Great Stuff by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Informative
      " They got this one guy to send a pic of himself holding up a sign that said "I take it up the arse.""

      See also: "I AMA DILDO" (source)

    2. Re:Great Stuff by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      there are many pictures like this on the Ebola Monkey Man site.

      This site has stories of scammers being had along with pictures they sent of themselves holding up signs.

      featured scammers include Ima Dildo, Mr. Bukakke, Father Will U. Tuchme, Ivannastiff Kockupmianus, Bendme Overand Dome, Will U Phystme, Ima Wayne-Kerr, and of course, Phill Miazz

      My favorite picture is the one with the scammer posing under an umbrella holding up a sign that says "It's Raining Men".

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    3. Re:Great Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quite enjoyed spambaiting under the alias "Wanker Buttbunny". Why obscufcate? Get the stupid ones first.

  10. "ANUS" Laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lemme guess, these are manufactured on Christmas Island.

    1. Re:"ANUS" Laptops? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      most people won't get the joke unless they understand the reference...

      Lemme guess, these are manufactured on Christmas Island. .cx is the christmas island TLD. as in goatse.cx

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    2. Re:"ANUS" Laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we know what comes from anuses, we can also conclude they are used by Microsoft developers.

    3. Re:"ANUS" Laptops? by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      The joke explained was no funnier than the joke itself.

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    4. Re:"ANUS" Laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither is your mom. PWD3D!!1

  11. Would it be safe to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That these people are master baiters now?

  12. What are... by TechnoLust · · Score: 3, Funny

    "death treats"?

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    "Da ist ein Technölüst in mein Unterpanten!"
    1. Re:What are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cyanide-flavored jelly beans?

    2. Re:What are... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      So they taste like almonds.

      LK

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    3. Re:What are... by SoTuA · · Score: 1

      Grim Reaper-shaped sweets? Gravestone hard-candy?

    4. Re:What are... by Hi_2k · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, Death Treats did exist: In an early version of Gauntlet, there were "Death Treats" that you could give to death to have it go away without taking any damage. Unfortunetly, these were removed before the final version of the game.

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    5. Re:What are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fatally tasty.

  13. Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using morally suspect methods to beat the bad guys is so often lauded. Why?
    Admittedly, there's a cool factor here, and I'm all for educating the public to prevent these types of scams, but using scammers' game against them distinguishes you from them how?

    1. Re:Hmm.... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about the fact that innocent victims are not being harmed? Old ladies are not being scammed out of their retirement funds. Only those that have shown a desire to scam others are being scammed here. While the legality is questionable, I certainly am not bothered by it.

    2. Re:Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And experiments with these scammers prove that they have no problem even scamming organizations that want to help their own people and improve their lives! They have no problem taking cash that was meant to help feed the poor, cure the diseased, and solve other problems in their own country!

    3. Re:Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innocent victims *are* being harmed.
      Quite apart from the "pose as next of kin" and other not-quite-legal offers, there are also those purporting to be from cancer-ridden invalids, refugees in internment camps, and every other stripe of "help me by sending money" scammer.
      Then there are those who state straight out "We found your name as next of kin", which have netted a few people who genuinely believed that a distant cousin had really left them the money. These victims are not scammers; they are simply unaware that this is a scam.
      Yes, I'm a scambaiter. Yes, I am proud of it. No, I'm not going to post my name here.

  14. And there goes the servers... by CheechBG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Servers just succumbed to the /.ing. From what I read, guy packed 200 pounds of dead hardware in boxes and made the guy pre-pay for shipping. He put a value on the packages for 9500 bucks, which means the poor scammer at the other end will have to pay import fees or something along those lines.

    Interesting note in the forum thread, for every 30lbs it is costing this guy $475. Funny stuff. He does have a picture of the 200 in cash.

    1. Re:And there goes the servers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also since I frequent there, and since slashdot killed the site(thanks a lot trusteR!) here are some more details.

      The scammer was trying to do a fake check scam, where they send you a fake check to pay for the goods. These scams count on people depositing the check, and thinking that the check cleared. They also tend to send some amount over what you requested, with them asking you to send the remainder to someone else(which is usually them or someone affiliated in the scam). Then when the bank figures out the checks a fraud, the victim is missing the goods that the scammer "bought," and owes the bank what ever money they gave back to the scammers.

      The computers got the name Anus because the scammer called them that.

      To continue the story, the scammer issued a threat about not receiving the computers, and only getting junk. The scammer then send a DHL shipper to pick the "real"(still more junk) package up. At this stage the package is not traceable, something is up with DHL. Both the scambater and the scammer don't know what is up at this point.

      Also some of the scambaters found the place where the packages were being shipped to, and visited what appears to be someplace in the UK the scammers drop their ill-gotten goods off. They posed as inspectors, got pictures of the supposed scammer/scam helper, and took what appears to be pictures of some remains of the scammer/helper's other scams.

      So that is all that is known at this point, and they tend to be frequent on updates when info comes in. Due to the slashdotting I doubt they will be updating this as frequent.

    2. Re:And there goes the servers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick google suggests that they require you to submit your bank details in order to "receive payment". Presumably your account is raped and pillaged shortly afterwards.

  15. /. already by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    Wow, even with no comments it's gone splat. I guess a semi-work around will have to suffice.

  16. Re:just look for the urgency by to+be+a+troll · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was a time i had an outstanding debt on my credit report... i got a call once saying that they were a new collection agency handling my account and that if i paid them right then, they would significantly reduce the amount owed...

    well i decided to ask them to mail me the details and they refused...they too had a sense of urgency that made me a little edgy. my scam alarms were going off so i hung up the phone and went on my way.

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  17. Perfect in time for Halloween by YetAnotherName · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the summary:

    ...Death treats...

    I just gotta get some of those! That'll take care of those pesky costumed kids with their shrill cries of "tricker-treat" about this time each year!

  18. Eh by RyoShin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I don't mind a scammer getting karma-lized, I have to wonder about the whole procedure. Of course, the legality of the scammar isn't the question, but rather the legality of the counter-scammer. This sounds about the same as the P-p-powerbook (which I'm sure everyone remembers): Sending false goods, misappropiating funds, etc. However, for any charges to be pressed, it will have (had) to be intercepted by federal agents and seen for what it is, or the scammar will have to spill the beans. Both cases are very unlikely, so the counter-scammar is probably safe.

    However, I suggest against going this far in the future. Keeping the guy going with fake e-mails is probably fine and well, but when you start with the exchange of funds or goods (sic), where is the line drawn that the counter-scammer doesn't become a scammer himself?

    1. Re:Eh by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      where is the line drawn that the counter-scammer doesn't become a scammer himself?

      Obviously he is a scammer himself. But that is the whole point. The people doing this wouldn't consider it wrong becasue they are not scamming innocents, but rather those who would scam innocents. Whether that argument is valid is more of a personal opinion. This is just a new form of vigilante justice which has always been a topic of disagreement. If I knew you were going to kill me tomorrow would I be justified in killing you today?

    2. Re:Eh by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      If I knew you were going to kill me tomorrow would I be justified in killing you today?

      Looking at it from a legal perspective, if there was nothing else you could to stop me, then you could kill me with little to no negative effects upon yourself. If there was something else, such as contacting the police, you could possibly be tried for murder or manslaughter.

      From that viewpoint, the counter-scammer in this case knew he was being scammed, and to stop the scamming to happen all he had to do was ignore the e-mail. Of course, one could argue that he took actions to protect others (going back to the killing thing, you could kill me to protect others, but not necessarily yourself.)

      You're totally right, vigilante justice is indeed an argument of personal opinion. Thing is, if some prosecution lawyer with the juristiction gets a hard-on for a 'make or break' case and catches wind of this, he would probably be able to prosecute. Winning the case is another question altogether.

    3. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You pretty much sum up what they are doing, they are wasting the scammers time and money, in order to discurage the scammers, prevent the scammers from getting real victims, and having people lose their money to the scammers.

      There is much else they can do besides this, Nigeria's corrupt government doesn't care to do anything about this despite their so called 419 fraud laws, and governments like the US and UK don't care about doing any thing to prevent this. Then again, to be honest it isn't the other governments fault, governments like the US and UK can't really do much about what is going on in Nigeria.

    4. Re:Eh by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      They don't know who they're scamming. This guy assumed the guy buying the laptops was a scammer sending him a rubber cheque.

      If in the off chance it were to turn out the guy actually was legit then the counter-scammer could wind up in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison for fraud over 1000 bucks.

      Hey, it's entirely possible that there really are legitimate Nigerian businessmen, or LAGOS or liberia or wherever. He's royally fucked if that cheque actually clears, and if I was the orignal scammer I'd make sure it did.

      No need to get all rhetorical or theoretical. Two wrongs don't make a right, it's that simple.

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    5. Re:Eh by cascadefx · · Score: 1

      It doesn't look like the baiter is going to keep the money. Instead, he has used the money as bait to get the scammer to initiate a UPS request for that will result in a heavy box being shipped internationally, at which point the scammer will have a large shipping bill to pay. I bet he'll have the money in the box as well. Charges for a heavy box can run quite high.

    6. Re:Eh by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

      Whether that argument is valid is more of a personal opinion. This is just a new form of vigilante justice which has always been a topic of disagreement. If I knew you were going to kill me tomorrow would I be justified in killing you today?

      Only if you are George Bush...

    7. Re:Eh by CatsupBoy · · Score: 1

      Whether that argument is valid is more of a personal opinion

      I disagree, this should be purely a legal issue.

      The killing example is a little extreme, but I do know that if I have a dog to ward off intruders out of my back yard I better post a "Beware of Dog" sign. Meaning that even tresspessers have some rights on MY property (i.e. I cant set traps for them).

      In america, if this were going on, well, namely the original scammer would be caught, but then i would expect the counter suites to start flying, or else both parties would just be hauled off for commiting the same crime.

      The only thing keeping these vigilante's out of legal trouble is the atlantic ocean (and herds of beurocrats i'm sure). So i really doubt this will ever be a real issue until some international law comes about governing this type of activity.

    8. Re:Eh by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Sorry but I don't buy that argument. It's incredibly easy to recognize these 419 scams. The emails sound pretty much exactly the same. Do X and I will deposit $xx, xxx, xxx into your account. No legitimate businessman is going to send an email like that to a total stranger.

    9. Re:Eh by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      This guy assumed the guy buying the laptops was a scammer sending him a rubber cheque.

      Not a rubber cheque (written on an empty account), but a phony check, written on an account that does not exist, or written on a stolen account. In this case, the check was a phony one and theFAILURE could tell from looking at it (and he had it double-checked by a bank, IIRC). That check will never clear, and the scammer has absolutely no way of making it clear.

      Essentially, the scammer tried to buy stolen goods with a fake check. The seller knew that the check was fake, so I don't see how the seller is committing fraud, given that he's not been paid for the merchandise that he was supposed to have sent out. Had the check been real and from an account actually held by the sender, he probably would have sent real merchandise and we would be hearing about President-elect Nader next week.

    10. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a simple exchange of a worthless check for worthless goods. The only actual money involved has been paid to UPS and DHL for shipping services. The check sent by the scammer is not worth the paper it's printed on. That's the whole point.

    11. Re:Eh by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Once you step outside the law you step outside the law.

      You are basically saying the law doesn't apply to you (in this situation, defaulting on taxes or killing someone puts you farther outside).

      That being said the person did come up with what was asked for, if someone wanted a job done and you did it to their satisfaction you should be paid.

      This guy taught this kid that he will be scammed even when he tries to enter society, which isn't really something we should be teaching people.

    12. Re:Eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when was it illegal to NOT send goods after NOT being paid by legal tender? To the best of my knowledge, a blindingly obvious fraudulent cheque isn't legal tender.

  19. The Cthulhu Nigerian chain-yank is still the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
  20. Re:just look for the urgency by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The old saws still apply:

    If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably isn't.

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  21. Fake passports and Homeland Security by shoppa · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The Kirk passport is hilarious, but I doubt the FBI would look kindly on a USAian forging documents and sending them (selling them?) overseas, no matter how ludicrous the names and pictures.

    It is interesting that a guy passing counterfeit $200 bills with Geroge W Bush's pictures cannot be charged for counterfeiting because there is no such thing as a $200 bill...

    1. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      It is interesting that a guy passing counterfeit $200 bills with Geroge W Bush's pictures cannot be charged for counterfeiting because there is no such thing as a $200 bill...

      You can't counterfeit something that doesn't exist. It's not interesting. It's common sense.

      If you offer for sale "Thomas Jefferson's Laser Printer" any normal person is going to assume that you're either joking or that someone other than the former President who happened to have the same name once owned the printer.

      If you offer "Thomas Jefferson's Dualing Pistol" and it isn't a dualing pistol that was once owned by the former President, then you have a problem.

      LK

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    2. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Dachannien · · Score: 2

      Is it a forged document if there is no physical copy, only a Photoshopped image?

    3. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by zx75 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, but it is fraud if he purposely misrepresents said $200 bills as legal tender.

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    4. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by shoppa · · Score: 0

      You've got a point. He says he sent the passport to the guy, but he did it via E-mail, so there wasn't necessarily ever a physical document, I guess.

    5. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by stratjakt · · Score: 2

      Yes

      Online retailers will generally want you to fax or scan and email your ID to ship to any location other than your billing address.

      If you send them a photoshopped ID, it's still forged, and it's still fraud, and you still go to a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

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    6. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Kalak · · Score: 1

      This is not the case. I have things shipped to my business all the time, since I'm here and not at home. Many other in my office do this as well. It may depend on the retailer, but I've yet to run into one where this is the case.

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    7. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T. Jefferson's Dualing Pistol

      But pistols can't reproduce, no matter who owned them.

    8. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by stanmann · · Score: 1

      see dictionary.com for dueling. I think dualing is when you have a multiprocessor machine.

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    9. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legal tender only means it is backed by the government (somehow...not by gold these days). It doesn't mean thats the ONLY way you can pay. If a contracter comes out to fix my house and I offer him a painting in leu of cash and he accepts, that's perfectly legal. My painting isn't legal tender, but he's free to accept it as payment if he chooses.

    10. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the parent is referring to a person attempting to pass a $200 bill as currency and it would not be counterfeit as a $200 bill doesn't exist.

      Yes, you could trade an art work of a $200 bill in trade for some services, you could also trade an art work of what looks like a $100 bill in trade for services under certain guidelines.

      That does not negate the fact that passing a $200 bill as tender is fraud WHEN you misrepresent it as legal tender. Its the misrepresentation that constitutes fraud, not the fact that the object was traded for services.

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    11. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Misch · · Score: 1

      And besides, it was Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr who were in a duel. Not Thomas Jefferson

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    12. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      And besides, it was Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr who were in a duel. Not Thomas Jefferson

      You think that was the only duel in history?

      Hell, Jackson was famous for dueling.

      LK

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    13. Re:Fake passports and Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Online retailers will generally want you to fax or scan and email your ID to ship to any location other than your billing address.

      What world do you live in? I purchase things online fairly often from various places, and I never ship the items to my billing address. Online retailers just plain don't care.

  22. I'm surprised this scam even works by Powercntrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's see, these scammers send a rubber check written for an amount greater than the sum of their purchase, ask for a refund in cash - then cash and their items for free. How is this different than a standard bad check scam?

    Who in this day and age still accepts checks from strangers over the Internet and ships without waiting for the funds to clear first, or verifiying the check electronically? Even newbie eBay sellers make sure funds clear before shipping. You want your item shipped now, you pay by a more verifiable method.

    It seems to me, anyone that falls for a bad check scam nowadays gets what they have coming to them. I did RTFA and it's pretty damn funny that the baiters manager to get the scammer to send cash along with his rubber check, but truthfully, if you're a seller and you ship items to someone you don't know before clearing their payment, you deserve to be scammed.

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    1. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by Electric+Eye · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wrote a story for a paper I work for this week about some guy here in town who got one of thses checks. You should see the emails these morons sent this guy. Hilarious and horrible English: You can make the transfer of our profit to our headquarters in London.
      These morons gave him instructions on how to send the extra $2100 via Western Union. The fake check was sent from Greece in a crappy brown paper envelope and they wanted payemt sent to Scotland. What a racket they got going. The check looks pretty good, but these numbnuts used regular paper stock, notthe heavy paper used by banks, and no watermarks.

      Anyway, I've heard a few other stories around here. People are just too trusting and/or dumb. They readily fall for this scam left and right.

    2. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

      A cheque written on anything is legal, you don't have to use the slips of paper the bank sends you.

      I could write "pay to the order of (whoever) 1200.00" on a kleenex, and it's still a cheque. All it needs is my account number and signature/stamp.

      Banks would (and of course, should) give you a hard time cashing it, they'd probably call my bank, and my bank would call me, but in the end, after much bitching, it's a legal cheque.

      All a cheque is is a written permission from whoever writes it for the bank to transfer the funds.

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    3. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by WiredOni · · Score: 1

      The reason they get away with it is because people think when they deposit a check it seems to have been instantly cleared and cashed.

      I can understand why people think this way, I deposit my checks in an ATM and the amount imputed instantly shows up on my balance. That is what I think causes people to think this way. At least some people know better then to assume that the check has been cleared, and believe they really have the cash that they inputted.

    4. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Except 99.999% of banks makes you sign an agreement you will only use bank issued checks for any transactions. So you could not make a check out of say, your first born. And expect the bank to honor it.

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    5. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by Mastodon · · Score: 1

      Many people don't realize how long it can take for a check to bounce. The standard method of clearing checks is still physically shipping little pieces of paper around the country. So for a California check to bounce in New York requires the physical check to travel across the country, sit on a manager's desk until he gets around to dealing with it, and physically travel back before you find out it's no good. This can take weeks. Overseas, longer.

    6. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by marcop · · Score: 1

      I remember once hearing a story of some guy paying his alimony by making a check out of his shirt (i.e., "and the shirt on my back"). The bank cashed it. Can't find it on Google so it may not be true though.

    7. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      These people *do* wait for the cheques to clear. The problem is that a bank will try to clear a cheque as quickly as possible, usually within a few days. But it can take over a month for them to actually contact the foreign bank where the cheque came from, send over all the documents (almost none of this can be done electronically), and so on. So what happens is, a person deposits a cheque; a few days later the money shows up in their account, and they think "Great, it cleared!" when it actuality it hasn't yet; and then a month or more later the bank goes "Whoops!" and takes the amount of the cheque out of your account, leaving the victim to cover the difference.

    8. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along with the poster about the shirt as a check... I read of an instance where a guy used his underwear for a court fine. I think the outcome was the court didn't have to accept it. think this may have taken place in the UK.

      In the US, it can be denied by the recipient (for goods and services). So, if the person you are giving the check to denies it, it isn't legal tender.

      I think I read about the same deal with a guy paying for a car in pennies. The dealer refused the pennies due to the hassle in transportation.

      http://www.snopes.com/business/money/pennies.asp

      Specifically section 5103.

      Note... I realize you may not be covered under this law due to not being American, but it is worth bringing up.

    9. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit.

      What about the check stock you can buy at office supply stores. What about the checks I'v drafted on my deposit slips? (granted it can be tough to get the retailer to accept those :-)
      -nB

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    10. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Well a check isn't legal tender, and under no circumstances does anyone have to accept one. You can accept only bank-issued checks if you want, only checks with funny cartoon cats, whatever.

      You can accept them from some people, but not others, that's why my picture is taped to the cash register at K-Mart.

      Like I said, a check is really just a promise to pay, but not actual payment. It's basically an IOU. Plenty of businesses won't accept them.

      I know a guy who sent in a check for a traffic ticket and wrote in "legal extortion" in the memo part. The court not only didn't accept it, they turned around and charged him with some silly trumped up contempt of court charge.

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    11. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by Mastodon · · Score: 1

      I routinely order my checks from third party printers. They're cheaper than the bank. Never had a problem. Of course they are in the normal format.

    12. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Your bank can honors those at their descretion. If they chose not to it's up to your bank. Laws vary state to state though, some states still allow any draft to carry legal weight.

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    13. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by CliffEmAll · · Score: 1

      Can't find it on Google so it may not be true though.

      Because we all know that if you had been able to find it on Google, it would have to be true!

    14. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by DutchSter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Many people don't realize how long it can take for a check to bounce. The standard method of clearing checks is still physically shipping little pieces of paper around the country. So for a California check to bounce in New York requires the physical check to travel across the country, sit on a manager's desk until he gets around to dealing with it, and physically travel back before you find out it's no good. This can take weeks. Overseas, longer.

      Just wait til tomorrow (the 28th). It'll be interesting to see how quickly checks start bouncing. Check 21 takes effect in the US. Quick version, it gives banks and merchants the option to move images of your original check electronically and destroy the original. I work a bank and the retail folks have been cautioning customers for a while now that float time (time it takes a check to clear your bank after you write it) can be reduced to almost nothing, and thus people should be more careful about what they write checks for. For example, did you know that Target Inc has their own bank? A check you write at Target can be posted against your account before you walk out the door, and processed as a check (not just an electronic debit as some places do now).

      It won't be a sudden transformation, but I'm guessing that within the next two years people will be asking "what the heck WAS float?" As another side effect, it will also cut down on check kiting schemes that rely on float.

    15. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know a guy who sent in a check for a traffic ticket and wrote in "legal extortion" in the memo part. The court not only didn't accept it, they turned around and charged him with some silly trumped up contempt of court charge.

      I own a small business and a few years ago I had a "disagreement" with the workers compensation board. After much fiddling around (and a so-called board hearing that was pretty much a waste of my time) they told me that I had to pay them $650. I mailed them a cheque and put "Extortion" in the memo field. They cashed it and I never heard anything more about it.

      Another time, I caught some roofers fixing the building next door, plugged into MY electrical power. They had run a couple of extension cords across the intervening 30 feet of vacant lot and plugged in to one of my outside power outlets. Without asking or anything. Had they asked, I would probably have told them to go ahead and use it but not asking ticked me off rather efficiently.

      I switched off the power to that outlet, then went and yelled at them for a bit and told them that I needed $50 to "cover the cost of the power they used and the cost of my time to deal with them." They gave me their office address and told me to send them a bill.

      I did. In fact, I invoiced them for $50 for (get this) "asshole fee".

      A couple of weeks later I got a $50 cheque in the mail. It stated that it was "in payment for ASSHOLE FEE" right on the cheque.

      It was almost worth framing. But I cashed it instead...

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    16. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check 21 [federalreserve.gov] takes effect in the US. Quick version, it gives banks and merchants the option to move images of your original check electronically and destroy the original.

      For about the past three months, my "bank" (actually a credit union) has been doing something like that. I don't know about the clearing/cashing end of things, but now instead of returning my actual cheques along with my statement they send me sheets of "mini-copies" of my cheques, 6 per 8.5x11 page. They say that Revenue Canada and the courts now accept these images as proof of payment, and if you need copies of your cheques they keep these images on file for 10 years.

      It makes my bank statements a lot lighter and easier to file, and I get the statement in the mail about a week faster than I did when they send the actual paper cheques back.

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    17. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by mlk · · Score: 1

      Git. Dam you. Thanks to you, I went and check out the Check on a cow story, and it is false.

      My world is falling apart thanks to /., C64 basic was Microsoft Basic, the check story is false, what next?!?

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    18. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by jjhall · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I used to print my own business checks, and had no problems for about a year and a half. My bank then decided to start charging an "Alien media fee" of $5 for each check written. When I called them they said it was because they got new scanning machines that read the account number via the MICR magnetic ink. Since they wouldn't scan, they had to manually enter in each check. Before they "upgraded" their system, the scanning process optically scanned the checks so that the ink used didn't matter.

      The bank told me that I could buy a laser printer cartridge from them for $120 that contained the correct ink and I would have no more problems. I was a quite upset of how the bank handled it (no warning of the fees, just a letter in the mail informing me of the fees a week after they started charging them, and treating me like I was a criminal for printing my own checks) so I just told them forget it and moved all of my accounts I had with them to another bank.

      I haven't printed my own checks with the new bank, but they have assured me that I can do it with no problems and no special ink required. When I moved banks they actually have better online banking and bill payment services so I don't write as many checks as I used to, and it was easier just to buy a box of checks from the bank. When I run out of those, I may start printing again just to use up the blank check paper I have. I guess I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

      Jeremy

    19. Re:I'm surprised this scam even works by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Does this mean when I deposit a check in my account that I'll have immediate access to the funds? It has been cleared immediately against the account it was writtne on, the bank won't insist that it still needs 3 business days to clear the transfer will it?

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  23. If only so .... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't worry too much about some scammer from Lagos challenging the payment in a US court. Those who come to the courts with unclean hands seldom get any relief.


    Somehow the cynic in my brain (*) thinks of every time a company gets sued for violating the law, environmental considerations, or anti-trust issues they seem to get away.

    (*) No, really. It's an entirely separate cynic that lives in my brain. :-P

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  24. Re:just look for the urgency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You mean,
    If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is .

    -rylin

  25. Re:just look for the urgency by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny
    "If you're every involved in something, and the other party has some crazy sense of urgency, there's a 95% posability it's a scam."

    So when my doctor tells me I urgently need to have my pancreas removed there's a 95% chance that he's trying to scam me? That bastard, I'm going to tell him to go to hell right away!

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  26. Re:I Fail It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, you do us GNAA-haters proud with your moderately original frosty piss. I salute you!

  27. Re:just look for the urgency by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

    Hence the phrase, "second opinion."

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  28. RE: google cache - NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't a cache of the article refered to!

    This is a cache of the "James Kirk" article

  29. Re:just look for the urgency by Kenja · · Score: 1
    "Hence the phrase, 'second opinion.'"

    I get all my second opinions from Slashdot.

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  30. Good idea! by ggvaidya · · Score: 3, Informative
    419eaters eating into your bottom line? Slashdot them into oblivia!

    $Superhero: Not so fast, evil scammers! This website has been mirrordotted!

    [Cue: spammers cringe in fear, as the stampede of the nerds is rendered harmless.]

    1. Re:Good idea! by Phexro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And... you get to the second page how?

    2. Re:Good idea! by ggvaidya · · Score: 1
      Spammers: Ha ha ha ha ha! We 0wnz j00 after all!

      [Geeks cringe in fear]

  31. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  32. Re:just look for the urgency by Ryosen · · Score: 1

    >>So when my doctor tells me I urgently need to have my pancreas removed

    It's not so much that it needs to be removed as he just wants to make the opening to it wider.

    This probably would have been a hell of a lot funnier if he had said "prostate." Ah, well...

    --

    Ryosen
    One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
  33. Re:just look for the urgency by temojen · · Score: 1

    (I'm not a doctor, but...) If your doctor tells you you urgently need to get your pancreas removed, get a second opinion. You will die very quickly without insulin.

  34. Re:just look for the urgency by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2, Funny
    "OK, you're ugly, too"

    Thank you. I'll be here all week.

    --

    This next song is very sad. Please clap along. -- Robin Zander

  35. Well... by temojen · · Score: 2

    4 days till Halloween.

  36. I have a default response to 419 by IchBinDasWalross · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I read the article (or discussion rather) correctly, this guy is conning a 419-guy from "LAGOS" into paying $200 cash + $4500 cheque for "large boxes of misc garbage with a broken laptop that has "ANUS" inscribed on the screen".

    This is my form letter response to any 419 scam. Do not follow the link in it; it goes to a site with a large number of disgusting porn popups.

    THANK YOU FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INVEST.

    I AM VERY GREATFUL YOU CAME TO ME FIRST, INSTEAD OF TO SOME OTHER PERSON, WHO MIGHT TRY AND STEAL MORE THAN HIS FAIR SHARE FROM YOU.

    THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU AND YOUR CAUSE. MY CONTACT PROFILE IS AVAILABLE HERE: http://www.aderkach.org/?u=Ich .

    PLEASE RESPOND WHEN YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE TRANSFER.

    GOD BLESS.

    --
    Mod "Overrated" instead of replying "I disagree with you," you coward.
  37. Re:just look for the urgency by cdrudge · · Score: 1

    I've yet to ever hear of a doctor who tells you something urgent over the phone, and insist you schedule the surgery right then and there, otherwise losing out on some hot deal.

  38. Re:just look for the urgency by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    DOH!

    --
    Proverbs 21:19
  39. Re:just look for the urgency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Number One Rule: If you're every involved in something, and the other party has some crazy sense of urgency, there's a 95% posability it's a scam.

    Absolutely. This is exactly how I feel every time I visit a car dealership or mechanic. "You'll have to put $500 down so I can go clear this deal with my boss." What the heck is that about? Forget it. Or, "There are cracks in your serpentine belt, so it could break at any time. We'll put a new one on for $90. It's not safe to leave here without having it changed." Yeah, right... the belt costs less than $20 and I can change it myself in under 10 minutes, and I have next to no mechanical skills. I don't think so. Besides, a belt will start to show small cracks in a few months, and they're good for several years.

  40. Shameless Self-Promotion by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Interesting

    September 18 was 419eater.com's first birthday, and it's the site where I learned about scambaiting.

    The webmaster, "Shiver Metimbers" (obviously not his real name), held a contest in honor of the event. The goal was to get a scammer to hold up a sign reading "HAPPY BIRTHDAY 419EATER" -- and since a number of scammers already knew what the website was (and since 419 itself might cause the "smarter" scammers to twig anyway), it was something of a challenge. The successful baiter would win the contest. If multiple victories were secured before September 18, the readers of the 419eater.com forum would vote on the best picture.

    I rose to the challenge. Though it took me until the last minute to secure an entry, I did finally have a worthy submission. I find it interesting that jonbarry, whose "nude gender-undetermined mugu" picture ended up taking second place, actually encouraged people to consider voting for me instead.

    I don't attribute the end result to skill, just luck in finding the right scammer dumb enough to fall for it. You can read the email exchange that led to the pictures and see the pictures themselves at my Birthday Bait page.

    I've yet to update it with the final details, though I can report that I was unable to secure any nice new pictures from the lad. I got a little overeager (I figured that I had nothing to lose by asking for a nude group shot, but no dice).

    As for the other entries...well, when the 419eater.com forum comes back up, search the Pictures forum for "Birthday" in the subject line. You should come up with a locked topic that has the entries and the final vote totals.

    1. Re:Shameless Self-Promotion by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      Shiver Metimbers is too his real name. Also, you forgot the apostrophe in APOSTROPHE'S and in MORON'S in your sig.

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      include $sig;
      1;
  41. You can't cheat an honest man. by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Con artists depend on the greed and self-delusion of the mark. It is the ability of the mark to lie to himself in order to steal from and cheat other people that makes a con work.


    If I'm a con artist, I would love it if every mark thought he was going to turn the tables on me. Makes my job all the easier.


    TANSTAAFL, people. Reality is not nearly as exciting as delusion. But it's a lot more reliable.

    --
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    1. Re:You can't cheat an honest man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uuh? you CAN cheat an honest man. if i send you a rubber check and you send me your hardware like an honest man, you ARE going to get scammed.

    2. Re:You can't cheat an honest man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you mean unless someone sends you a forged e-mail from Citibank asking to reenter your password because of an account glitch?

      Gullible yes, greedy no.

  42. My personal favourite... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    ...is the guy pouring a cup of water over himself while holding a sign that reads "I SOAK IN GOLDEN SHOWERS"

    But then, perhaps I'm a bit biased (look at the submitter) :)

  43. Re:S.C.A.M the acronym by Strudelkugel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Might be folklore, but I read somewhere that "scam" stands for the following:
    • Sure thing
    • Confidence
    • Act now
    • Money up front

    Right you are, urgency should always be a tip-off.

    --
    Imagine how much harder physics would be if electrons had feelings! -Feynman, maybe
  44. Re:just look for the urgency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when my doctor tells me I urgently need to have my pancreas removed there's a 95% chance that he's trying to scam me?

    No, moron, that would be part of the 5% that's *not* a scam.

  45. Re:just look for the urgency by bubba451 · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs, is that you?

  46. Virtual scam is safest by John3 · · Score: 1

    Virtual reverse-scams are safest...I convinced one of these guys that I (in the guise of Sam Walton) was traveling to Abidjan to meet him. I even tied up all the loose ends by creating a fake news story about Sam's adventures.

    --
    "We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
    1. Re:Virtual scam is safest by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      Next time you leave a link that funny , warn us! When I start laughing out loud people just KNOW I am not working any more.

      --
      SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
    2. Re:Virtual scam is safest by John3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This one is also funny...so you've been warned. :-)

      I got an email about the estate of a Mr. Gerrand Schwartz so I decided to claim that I was his son, Frank Albert Oral Schwartz. I provided a link to the Yahoo article about my "dad's" death.

      When I originally created those Yahoo stories you could still obfuscate the URL's using http://news.yahoo.com@206.67.47.69/schwartzdeath.h tm which made it look even more impressive. :-)

      --
      "We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
  47. Re:just look for the urgency by Colonel+Failure · · Score: 0

    Unless your at the Post Office. :)

  48. mmm...death treats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where can I get me some of those?

  49. Re:just look for the urgency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now... is that "your" post office?
    Or is did you mean "you're" (as in "you are")?

  50. the scammer's check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't cash the check if the spammer expects you to send back the extra $500. The spamer is now probably running a different type of scam on you. The check is probably bogus; after you cash it and send the spammer the $500 the bank will come after you for a refund of $4500 (plus bounce check fees) and then you will be out $300 instead of ahead $200.

  51. Re:just look for the urgency by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

    That was me, er.. my company that called you in regards to your outstanding debt. If you'll please post your account information including date of birth, social security number and at least, two major credit cards numbers with expiration dates we'll halve the amount due.

    Thank you,

    Your friendly credit company.

    ( Seriously folks, this is a _joke_ - don't reply to it seriously like someone did when I sent out an office memo stating that the voting polls were going to be too busy Nov 2nd and that Kerry supports should go Nov 2nd, Bush supports should go on the 3rd. )

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    There's a gorilla from Manilla whose a fella that stinks of vanilla and has salmonella.
  52. Re:S.C.A.M the acronym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's kind of a corrolary to "if it sounds too good to be true" bit: if it sounds like someone made up an acronym for an existing word, they probably did.

    Sorry to say that For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge and Fornication Under Consent of King also do not describe the etymology of any particular word either.

  53. It's their business, but I sure wouldn't try it... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    I don't think I would deliberately try to get a criminal infuriated at me.

    I don't even try to get ordinary citizens infuriated at me.

    Nigeria is only a few hundred dollars away (these days it may be more relevant to measure airfare in dollars than miles).

  54. 419eater.com "temporarily down for maintenance" by mattOzan · · Score: 0, Redundant
  55. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "419 Scams" comes from section section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code, which should be used to prosecute these guys.

  56. souvenirs for playing with scammers by museumpeace · · Score: 4, Informative
    While we are waiting for that poor server to get back on its feet, let me tell you about a less common scam that has a higher percentage of success because it is more disarming to its victims. It is the "overpayment for a large purchase, to defray shipping costs" scheme. It goes roughly as follows.
    1. you advertise an expensive item on line..car, piano etc.
    2. an "agent" for an interested buyer responds, perhaps in an exchange of several emails to build your confidence...after all YOU initiated this transaction.
    3. if scammer is in a big hurry, he offers an extra few thousand $ "for shipping" and , sight-unseen sends you a cashiers check with sometimes complex instructions that the check should be cashed immediately and the excess mailed or wired to some 4th party who is the "shipper" and requires payment before he will pick up the goods.
    4. your bank honors the cashiers check
    5. you wire the money
    6. 3 days later the bank tells you the check was a forgery and debits its full amount from your account.
    7. and of course, no shipper ever arrives
    For me, the eagerness of the "agent" to pay full price for a piano they never saw set off alarms. My state's atty Gen. office had a web page exactly describing the scam. The headers on the email were hard to trace but I could not tell whether the buyer was supposedly in NY or London. When the FEDEX arrived with the check and the country code was NG, that was the last straw. I now have a totally phoney cashiers check , a good piece to study if you want to learn how to spot forgeries, framed in the den. We got one phone call [which I wish I knew how to trace...don't give out your phone number!] and several frantic e-mails from our scammer. When I offered to "save" him some money by waiting until the check cleared and sending him back the excess over what the shipping would really have cost, he protested that the buyer might soon change their mind about the purchase. When I subsequently gave him the URL for the AGO's website and accused him of fraud he acted hurt. I never told him about the typo in the fine-print stripe urging me to read the missing "Bank of America water mark".
    Uh, anybody want to by a piano?
    if you are going to play these games, you might want to bookmark the Fedex country codes page and set up one or more spam-hole email accounts.
    --
    SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
    1. Re:souvenirs for playing with scammers by cain · · Score: 1
      Uh, anybody want to by a piano?

      Uh sure. Will you take a cashier's check?

  57. Monty Python Reference by AgentPhunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    If these guys show up at your door, then yes, definitely tell them to piss off.

  58. /. the scammers rather than the baiters! by waldonova · · Score: 1

    There is a site that is designed to run up the usage of web sites used by scammers to close some deals. The idea is to get as many 509 errors as possible. http://www.aa419.org/ladvampire.html Leave it running all day!

  59. Example email promising a job with Wads of money by advocate_one · · Score: 1
    I keep getting these emails offering me £300 or so a week for just a couple of hours work a week for being a "Junior Financial representative"... Here's the text from one:
    Dear United Kingdom resident,

    Our company "Zhuang Altern International" is located in South Korea (motherland for such brands as Samsung, Daewoo and others). Our company profile is law and economical services for Korean citizens wishing to operate at foreign markets. We help with financial and personal representation of our customers in 48 different countries, including USA, Australia, countries of European Union and UK. For now we have a demand in increasing the number of our part time employees in United Kingdom.
    According to this we are ready to offer you the part-time job in our company with the salaries starting from GBP 200 to GBP 700 weekly for 1-2 hours of employment time daily (5 working days a week).
    The title for the position is "Junior financial representative".
    Main tasks are:
    - Receiving some calls on behalf of our customers.
    - Receiving some business correspondence on behalf of our customers
    - Receiving some business transactions on behalf of our customers
    .and some others.
    This tasks won't take more than 2 hours of your time daily and the starting salary would be GBP 300/week, which would be increased depending of your enthusiasm.
    If you are interested in the current job offer please contact us by email at: (deleted)

    Would this be a "helper" position to enable the scammers to operate???

    --
    Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
  60. My own scambaiting experience by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Several months ago, we started getting relay calls at work from someone who claimed to be in China. He wanted to order several camcorders and laptops and have them delivered to his "client" in Ghana. We told him to piss off. He kept calling, though. Eventually he asked if he could order the merchandise from somewhere else and have it shipped to us, then arrange for someone to pick it up and ship it out of the country. We were like, sure. Sadly, the first items delivered were not laptops and camcorders, but clothes from Old Navy and 60 bottles of cheap perfume from Avon. The address on the credit card bill was in Spokane, WA. We called the credit card company to report the probable fraud, but they said they couldn't help us because we only had the last four digits of the card number! Several weeks later, the scammer called again and angrily accused us of trying to defraud him of his merchandise. We told him we were just waiting for somebody to pick it up. He never called back.

    Recently, we gave up on anyone ever coming for the loot and divvied it up. Two pairs of jeans for me (size 32x30), a couple button-up shirts for my co-worker (size XXL!), and the perfume went to eBay.

    Too bad... I wanted a free laptop.

    1. Re:My own scambaiting experience by spun · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who works as a relay operator, he has to deal with this kind of thing all the time. He's not allowed to break the connection, tell the poor sucker it's a scam, or even report it to the authorities, as relay operators fall under common-carrier laws. Recently though, these scams have gotten so frequent that management looks the other way if operators break the connection.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  61. Re:just look for the urgency by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what's really funny is you gor an insightful mod!
    -nB

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  62. one question if you managed to read this by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Everything seems to be slashdotted, so I'm going to ask my question here in hopes of getting an answer: How did the anit-scammer manage to get the 419 scammer to actually send money? I know from what little I've been able to learn that the 419 scammer sent a bad check and was hoping to get merchandise and even money back on an "over payment", but how did the the anti-spammer convince the 419 scammer to send real money?

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    I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
  63. And I am left to wonder if "Jim Kirk" told his by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    girl friend that her photo was going to wind up on a slashdotted page;?)

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    SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
  64. get them to buy me stuff by man_ls · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if I could convince any of them to buy me stuff..."my only computer is at my office, and my boss reads my e-mails and he is very greedy, in order to better assist you with this transaction and ensure your funds are safely delivered, I require a private computer for which I can access remotely. You may deduct the cost of the computer from my assistance fee."

    Only problem is, getting a safe address to ship it to, where I wouldn't have angry Nigerians coming to kill me.

    The P.O. box at my college is probably fairly safe, but I don't know *how* safe. heh.

  65. ./ effect by cavac · · Score: 2, Funny

    The downed server reminds me of the ThinkGeek crash, see http://www.thinkgeek.com/slashdotted/index.shtml

    They even have a nice picture of how a ./'ed server looks like ;-)

    --
    Look, this thing is totally safe! Built it myself, you know. You just press that button like this and then turn that lev
  66. Re:The Cthulhu Nigerian chain-yank is still the be by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    Completely pales in comparison to the time when the scammers tried to scam the head in a jar... That was a really beautiful way to merge Lovecraftian horrors and popular Internet sports. As the page says, a masterpiece.

  67. While 419eater.com is down, you could slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While 419eater.com is down, you could all slashdot some other targets: fake bank websites that those 419 criminals use to defraud their victims. And the best way to do this is of course to run the LAD VAMPIRE:

    http://www.aa419.org/ladvampire.html

    Have fun with it!

  68. Re:S.C.A.M the acronym by timothy · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a back-formation rather than the source of it. OTOH, acronymical mnemonics are fun -- and in this case, instructive. Wish my dad would learn this one ;)

    timothy

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    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  69. Re:S.C.A.M the acronym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should that be SCUM, then?

    Much more appropriate!

  70. Obsolete hardware by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    Send it to a spammer? Send it to ME!

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    This post written under Gentoo-linux with an SCO IP license.
  71. Cached version (since the site is down)... by Treker · · Score: 1

    Since the 419eater.com site is having trouble handling the Slashdotting, here's a link to the Google Cached version. Please mod up this comment if you find it useful.

  72. 419 eater faq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Overview

    The perpetrators of Advance Fee Fraud (AFF), known internationally as "4-1-9" fraud after the section of the Nigerian penal code which addresses fraud schemes, are often very creative and innovative.

    Unfortunately, there is a perception that no one is prone to enter into such an obviously suspicious relationship. However, a large number of victims are enticed into believing they have been singled out from the masses to share in multi-million dollar windfall profits for doing absolutely nothing. It is also a misconception that the victim's bank account is requested so the culprit can plunder it -- this is not the primary reason for the account request -- merely a signal they have hooked another victim.

    * In almost every case there is a sense of urgency.
    * The victim is enticed to travel to Nigeria or a border country.
    * There are many forged official looking documents.
    * Most of the correspondence is handled by fax or through the mail.
    * Blank letterheads and invoices are requested from the victim along with the banking particulars.
    * Any number of Nigerian fees are requested for processing the transaction with each fee purported to be the last required.
    * The confidential nature of the transaction is emphasized.
    * There are usually claims of strong ties to Nigerian officials.
    * A Nigerian residing in the U.S., London or other foreign venue may claim to be a clearing house bank for the Central Bank of Nigeria.
    * Offices in legitimate government buildings appear to have been used by impostors posing as the real occupants or officials.

    The most common forms of these fraudulent business proposals fall into the following main categories:

    * Disbursement of money from wills
    * Contract fraud (C.O.D. of goods or services)
    * Purchase of real estate
    * Conversion of hard currency
    * Transfer of funds from over invoiced contracts
    * Sale of crude oil at below market prices

    The most prevalent and successful cases of Advance Fee Fraud is the fund transfer scam. In this scheme, a company or individual will typically receive an unsolicited letter by mail from a Nigerian claiming to be a senior civil servant. In the letter, the Nigerian will inform the recipient that he is seeking a reputable foreign company or individual into whose account he can deposit funds ranging from $10-$60 million that the Nigerian government overpaid on some procurement contract.

    The criminals obtain the names of potential victims from a variety of sources including trade journals, professional directories, newspapers, and commercial libraries. They do not target a single company, but rather send out mailings en masse. The sender declares that he is a senior civil servant in one of the Nigerian Ministries, usually the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

    The letters refer to investigations of previous contracts awarded by prior regimes alleging that many contracts were over invoiced. Rather than return the money to the government, they desire to transfer the money to a foreign account. The sums to be transferred average between $10,000,000 to $60,000,000 and the recipient is usually offered a commission up to 30 percent for assisting in the transfer.

    Initially, the intended victim is instructed to provide company letterheads and pro forma invoicing that will be used to show completion of the contract. One of the reasons is to use the victim's letterhead to forge letters of recommendation to other victim companies and to seek out a travel visa from the American Embassy in Lagos. The victim is told that the completed contracts will be submitted for approval to the Central Bank of Nigeria. Upon approval, the funds will be remitted to an account supplied by the intended victim.

    The goal of the criminal is to delude the target into thinking that he is being drawn into a very lucrative, albeit questionable, arrangement. The i

  73. I love this part the best... by mikefe · · Score: 1

    They're making the scammer for shipping of:

    "7 boxes of dead old computer equipment and bricks"

    --
    There: Something at a specific location.
    Their: Owned by someone.
    Please make sure your english compiles.
  74. Re:S.C.A.M the acronym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Urgency is definately a tip of to a SCAM, most of which are perpetrated by:

    S - Sure thing
    C - Confidence
    U - Urgent
    M - Money

  75. Scammers couldn't figure out what I was selling! by KWTm · · Score: 1

    I had an interesting encounter with this sort of scam. I was selling my folding kayak (yes, a kayak that fits into a backpack!), and advertised in various online classified ads (not eBay, though). About half of the email inquiries that I received involved the buyer having some client (of the buyer) send me money in the form of a "casshier's check in united states of american". But it was too much money, see, so if I could just send him the excess with my kayak that I was selling.

    Now, one or maybe two such email messages I can accept as possibly genuine, but not half a dozen of them, all with atrocious grammatical errors. Here's a sample:

    I came accros your ad and i am really intreted in geting it. So i will want you to pls email me if it is still available. And also tell me its present condition.Also send me the pics if it is available and give me your last price.Also i will want you to know that my mode of payment is with a certified chasiers check which i believe is the best way of payment. If you are ok with that you can get back to me so that we can conclude on payment.

    So, I decided to have some fun with a scammer or two.

    First, the email mentions "last price" which seems to refer to an auction where the price is always changing, but I had never advertised on eBay or such. So I simply replied, "Well, the price is just as advertised --what price did you see on the ad? Because if it's wrong, I have to change it." Well, none of the three or four scammers (I quit after the fourth one) would state the price. I have no doubt they just got some computer script to cull the web for ads and mass-mail all of them. They probably do it with some MS Word macro or something.

    Second, I advertised my folding kayaks on a web site for folding kayaks, so I didn't actually put "folding kayak" in the ad. It was obvious that none of the scammers had any idea what I was actually selling. So I replied in my email that I wanted to make sure they knew how to use the item. How far had they gone in one? Any problems with rolling? ("Rolling" refers to the spectacular technique where, when you're upside-down in the water in a capsized kayak, you can heave yourself out of the water and flip back upright while remaining seated in the canoe at all times.) Of course, I deliberately refrained from revealing what the item was; they had no idea that "the item" was something you travelled in, much less know what I meant by "rolling", and their cluelessness in their responses was laughable.

    Every time they would respond asking me for my address and phone, and every time I would insist that they answer my questions about the price and whether they knew how to use "the item". It was great for laughs. After a while, I got bored and stopped. But, boy, lots of potential for mischief there.

    As an aside, I was trying to figure out how to ship my kayak to an honest buyer who would send me the money. Some people suggested escrow.com, but I came up with another plan: I would ship the buyer everything except one or two crucial pieces. I would ship the kayak minus the crucial piece, and then wait for payment, and then ship the crucial piece. Before I received payment, the kayak and the crucial piece were equally useless to the buyer and myself, so both of us would be motivated to honestly complete the transaction. As it turned out, I sold to someone who could physically come to my home to pick up the canoe and give me cash, so my scheme was never needed.

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    404555974007725459910684486621289147856453481154 in hex is "You sank my Battleship?"
    [GPG key in journal]
  76. 419ers getting more imaginative, too by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The 419ers are getting more imaginative, also.
    See this account of how a person looking for a roommate was almost scammed out of $5000.

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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  77. Re:just look for the urgency by nettdata · · Score: 1

    The old saws still apply:

    The old saws seem to be a little rusty. ;)

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  78. Re:The Cthulhu Nigerian chain-yank is still the be by slaida1 · · Score: 1

    That is actually very clever way to get back at em because nigerians are highly superstitious and get spooked easily.

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  79. the one who warns by slaida1 · · Score: 1
    on every story about 419 antiscamming, there's always few posts like your warning Nigeria is only a few hundred dollars away or similar stuff.

    Sounds to me like you're one of em scammers trying to scare people from messing with your kind...

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  80. Amateur by StormReaver · · Score: 1

    One look at the faked passport will tell you this guy at 419eater is an amateur. Everyone knows that James Tiberius Kirk is from Iowa, not Maryland.

  81. it's dead Threads by gomel · · Score: 1

    it's a common typo among Nigerina programmers.

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  82. We broke a record by contagious_d · · Score: 1

    from 419eaters forum index, now that it is back:
    Most users ever online was 691 on Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:14 pm

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  83. It's time for a 420 scam... by PornMaster · · Score: 1

    I'll send you a fake cheque, you send me lots and lots of pot.

  84. Re:just look for the urgency by Colonel+Failure · · Score: 0

    Could be either? I don't even remember typing it.