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I didn't post porn, but here ya go...

Here is "Gigi" Rivera gettin' NAILED to straighten you out a bit.
 
P.S....it is a virus, and my virus scanner says so. APK is a fruitcake and is afraid to release the source code of his virus because we could point right to where the rootkit is.

And BeauHD

Here is some great Star Wars fan content of Rei getting laid. It's quite hot except for the angle at which she's penetrated.

"Well, this is uncomfortable" --Rei getting it on
 
YWIA.

They will delete all other non-SJW comments, but this Pornhub link of an emo chick sodomizing a large cucumber will NOT be removed.
 
You LOSE. Good DAY, sir!

Are the emo girl with a cucumber in her bum? It seems that you have something large in your rectum, and I cannot put my hand on it...

You can check if your videos were included in the leak here

Probably because they got the wrong acronym on securing gaping holes.

Why bother with inPrivate desktop when you can have '90s inSex bondage porn ??

Clit Boner

I think the market leader in predicting what web content people will want to consume is not Google, it is these guys.

So I stumbled across this porn clip today. I was laughing hysterically at the artoo looking robot at the beginning and then it got kinda hot for a CG chick when a humanoid robot bangs her.

Here's a YouTube link to confirm that what you speak of in fact is a big, big thing. So big that GROUPS of guys line up for it.

As possibly seen elsewhere on Slashdot, here's an immensely awesome clip of an Asian chick taking it in her tight Asian buns. She couldn't be enjoying it more. What's great is that they didn't bother wasting time on vag. If done properly, anal is way better in every regard.

Please post YOUR favorite porn clips below!

Clit Boner

Here is a GREAT Asian anal clip. I rate this chick 10/10. She REALLY gets into it.

Post your favorite porn clips below.

Clit Boner

This guy dumped his weird Austrian stoner chick in exchange for a hot ching chong.

Mosaics suck. I hate how the Japanese sound, but unlike Americans, their stuff is real. The American bimbos, the "18 year olds"--now if I could track down each and every one of them, I'd take a 25 pound hot iron brand and hit 'em as hard as I could till they stopped breathing. There's no way that I could jack off to their fake melodramatic facial expressions and fake expressions as they urinate all over themselves (good ol yellow urine) to satisfy the directors. I want to donkey punch each and every one of these fake american actresses, especially "bambi" and all those other plastic bimbos on tiny4k and pornfidelity. Also, I can't jack off to pornfidelity because that guy is so creepy I can't even concentrate. He has no soul.

Vote often. Vote for Hillary in 2020.

Here is a video of a girl sniffing another girl's butthole. Enjoy!

Here's some stuff to start out with. Collect a sample, send it in for an analysis, and let us know in an "ask slashdot."
 
Good luck & get to jackin'!
-BeauHD-

Oh, well, maybe some venture capitalist will realize our potential, and start a social web site for hermits . . .

It's called PornHub.

Nothing you quoted in that reply says anything about "running an underage prostitution ring" so that claim remains unfounded. The only uses of the word "underage" are in your own text and the text you quoted from my question. Referencing youth is not the same thing as "underage." If you don't believe me, see the search results for yourself and start clicking those "report" buttons.

They have had and still have 'Celebrity' videos for years.
Stolen videos are OK but fake ones aren't?

https://www.pornhub.com/video?...

Nutria pointed out:

And, of course, "The evidence is undisputed". No need for a trial; just seize CF's bank accounts now...

This.

If Cloudflare is doing anything other than pleading guilty, the "evidence" is, by definition in dispute.

The argument presented in this motion is pure handwaving. Any competent Federal judge is going to dismiss it out of hand, because no actual evidence is cited - only the claims presented in the argument itself.

Claims and evidence are two legally distinct things, AFAIK. <DISCLAIMER>I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV.</DISCLAIMER>

And then, of course, there's this. (WARNING: extremely NSFW!)

I think ALS needs a new lawyer ...

I'll skiip the obvious political ones.

Trump and Clinton with Bernie as a supporting role?
!NOT SAFE FOR WORK! >> https://www.pornhub.com/view_v... !NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Oblig: link to the video (NSFW obviously!): https://www.pornhub.com/view_v...

1) You clearly have no kids if you think just because someone is 8 or under doesn't mean they won't search for something they've talked about.
2) Targeted what now? Wait you would let someone under 8 use a computer with an administrator account? You've just asserted that kids won't find porn, they sure as hell won't fill out phishing attempts or start downloading and installing software (especially not on a computer where they won't be capable of doing so). One thing they will definitely find before they get to screwing your computer up is however ... porn.
3) You sound like you haven't used the internet for the past 10 years. You tell me how hard this is (phrasing pun intended): https://www.pornhub.com/

https://www.pornhub.com/view_v...

They only use the data for their own and anonymous statistics that are published from time to time. For example from those I know that in 2016 the most popular thing for Russians to search on Pornhub was Overwatch porn. Source: https://www.pornhub.com/insigh...

The question is, how will porn deal with the nature of exposing every flaw at that resolution?

Computer-generated porn, of course. (Do I really need to specify that link is NSFW?)

No Mans Sky gameplay

Here you are champ, wank away like it's the future!: http://www.pornhub.com/vr

I always wondered if it was a play on "Long Mint" (video on pornhub, NSFW obviously, eyes can't unsee, etc).

It's not porn. Bettie Page was considered "porn" in her day and I don't see anyone calling it porn now. Society's standards change over time. It would seem that they've left you far behind. Do you get an erection from seeing some bare elbow? The nudes in Playboy are not pornographic images by modern standards. This is what is considered porn in society today.

What you linked to is hardcore porn.

Playboy is softcore porn, and fairly tame softcore porn, but it's still porn.

If you have a problem with that, fine. You're entitled to hold an opinion. You're not entitled to have others agree with it and pretend that a head shot crop is porn or that a tastefully composed nude photograph (which doesn't even have visible genitalia and isn't even sexually suggestive) from which that crop was produced is pornography.

If I'm not entitled to have others agree then why are you? Why do we have to agree that isn't not a crop from pornographic photograph, why aren't guys and girls in that class allowed to feel weirded out by the expression and made uncomfortable when they figure out the full image?

That's great you have no problem with it, but some people do, why can't you take their concerns into account?

It's not porn. Bettie Page was considered "porn" in her day and I don't see anyone calling it porn now. Society's standards change over time. It would seem that they've left you far behind. Do you get an erection from seeing some bare elbow? The nudes in Playboy are not pornographic images by modern standards. This is what is considered porn in society today. If you have a problem with that, fine. You're entitled to hold an opinion. You're not entitled to have others agree with it and pretend that a head shot crop is porn or that a tastefully composed nude photograph (which doesn't even have visible genitalia and isn't even sexually suggestive) from which that crop was produced is pornography.

Here is the lesson: You do not store a crypto-currency on someone else's server. You maintain control of it yourself.

You are SO right. In fact, this actress has been kind enough to demonstrate the proper device and place to store your bitcoins.

So I'm on BT, and like most people I've replaced the terrible "home hub" with a simple 4 router solution, 5G backbone to distribute wired around the house, single 2.4G AP for non-wired devices, OSPF to manage it all.

It's connected upstream to the VDSL via a pppoe (username bthomehub@btbroadband.com, no password), and the central DNS proxy uses either 4.2.2.2 or 8.8.8.8 upstream.

I've spent the morning scientifically browsing lots of porn sites, and haven't found a single one blocked. A google search for "porn" reveals the following sites on the first attempt, all work just fine.

http://www.pornhub.com/
http://www.youporn.com/
http://www.redtube.com/
http://www.porn.com/
http://www.xnxx.com/
http://www.perfectgirls.net/

The search also brings up the following site
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

Which is blocked as being morally unwelcome in my house.

What am I doing wrong?

To be fair, a lot of porn sites default to an HTML 5 video player if it detects the Safari iOS user agent, such as http://xvideos.com/ , http://pornhub.com/ , etc.

Get 'em right here.

Oh yeah, there's music there too. Have I said enough to get Slashdot shut down for linking, and armed men in black uniforms sent to my house to terrorize me? No? Well, how about a few more links:

• Project Gutenberg
• MusOpen
• Library of Congress
• A used bookstore
• An audio file format with no DRM
• The Pirate Bay
• The Pirate Bay via an IP address
• A porn site
• An Arabic news site
• A hacker magazine
• Wikipedia article on 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

I designed a mechanical penis that I used to fuck your wife. Detailed videos can be found here.

Many porn sites are already iPad ready. I've heard (cough cough) that the experience is much better.

http://youporn.com/

http://pornhub.com/

http://extremetube.com/

A big part of this is how cheap and easy it is to do HTML5+H.264 video. The video editing tools all have H.264 encoders, including batch encoding at least in Final Cut, and a standalone encoder is $29. Of course any HTML coder can learn the video tag. Flash is unreasonably complicated by comparison and also $599 a seat.

How is this a troll? The guy's (I'm assuming it is a guy here) horny. Let's help a brother out! I suggest craigslist erotic services page, or perhaps http://www.pornhub.com/ for some great vids if you don't wanna pay for a hooker.