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Here's two jpegs captured from the viewer:
First one shows an overview of the launch site, the other one is a zoomed-in view of what appears to be the launch tower.
Please be kind to my poor server...

I can't believe you forgot tubgirlium!

We need to restrain spammers more effectively. Here is a possible cure. It may even work on Darl.

Yes, except that it's Romero, not Carmack. Here you can see for example a photo of John Romero wearing a space suit.

...too late, it already HAS BEGUN!

I more liek teh mikky mouse

You asked for it. Here...You...Go Don't view after eating gravy of any sort.

SCO

dump

But it's expensive. You can get the same for cheaper from here

You have one urgent message waiting for you.

Impressive! That "pretty" girl beats the goatse guy hands down. Clickable link for the lazy: http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

btw - what the fuck is tenticle rape?

Educate yourself, hot tenticle pics here.

haha here's where someone posts a funny goatse.cx link. BLACK HOLE. Oh my god, that's classic

Seriously, this is possibly the best article on black holes, at least recently.

Speaking of Jedis...

Don't cheat!

Star Wars is for the gays. I wonder if these guys read Slashdot. Yes, they probably do. Me, I just come here for the witty trolls. That is all; resume watching anime pr0n and popping your zits.

1. express mock confusion over European method of writing numbers
2. crack joke about the stench
3. post link to phony mirror (no, not goatse)
4. make inane soviet russia quip
5. write some "funny" source code
6. claim that hussein/bush is dead
7. submit more xbox articles
8. craft a list that ends with "PROFIT!!!"

...refer to the Official Slashdot Problem Solving Flowsheet.

It looks like you're at the top right now.

I guess some items just aren't newsworthy ENOUGH.

Here is a shockwave animation of Romeo and Juliet in the L33Tified style of online chatting.

Water on Mars

I don't know why you guy's didn't catch this one. The guy in texas has pics up of Deep Space Nine made entirely out of lego!

Yhe details are quite astonishing, man some people have entirely too much time one their hands! Check it out here

Yes goatse.cx in all it's glory, but it's time you slashdot trolls start spreading something better to disgust people..

how about this link

It's nice to receive positive feedback from the crapflooding community, even in anonymous format. I will keep up the good work if you will.

g to the oatse
c to the izzex
fo shizzle my nizzle don't forget that along with goatse, the penis bird and tubgirl form the holy trilogy

three clits in a row

care for some tubgirl?

quit posting pics of the girl. Here's a real geek woman

Hey, what did I tell you? We need to embrace our AC brothers, you imbecile! I will no longer stand for any AC bashing! They are human!!
w0ot.

here

warez version of GTA3: ftp://203.92.12.126/pub/incoming/gta3

Check out those icons!!

imagine a beowulf cluster of linux PS/2's runnig the Sims

like this.

• • From Rob Malda's diary

    A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

    As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

    I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

    Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

    I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

    I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

    I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

    Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom.

    I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

    I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

...here: NTFS etx3

firsty?

thank god we get to compile[slashdot.org] all those nifty programs!

haha yeah there's even a parody site called "SUNny in Jamestown"

Everyone knows people buy naked pc's to install pirated copies of windows.

Only a handful of geeks will actually install linux on these machines.

Not that I support MS's(please note, I wrote MS, not M$ to be uber-k3wl like you) bid against naked pc's, as we should be able to purchase them naked(just as I build them naked. No really, I'm naked when i build them: pics), but they have a point.

my handle was MAX HEADROOM on local bbs's.

BTW, don't click on this link

it is? damn..and here i just set up another OpenBSD firewall..

While you're reading this, be sure and check out my fine work

Quake on the PalmOS?

Looks a little iffy, like a hoax. Let the ironies spew from the crack

Bill Gates new security consciounsce Microsoft has developed a new feature that allows you to let others run your local executables remotely...yet again!

Click here [greymagic.com] to see this added functionality in action! Just type in the path to a local executable, and watch the fun!

Also check out this M$ "fix"

that they have the online right to view tubgirl

Hmm. Who's been leaking internal memos from Redmond now?

Hrm. That must have been my co-worker Irmgard.

I am very sorry, but I have to inform you that I won't be able to make it until next week.

Due to "excessive bad posting" my account is pretty much unusable, no matter what anonymous proxies I use. (Yet it says in the notice and the faq that filtering is only done on IP and subnet! liars!).

However, you might be able to make some use of

this!

Love

Crapflooder

*spooge* I think I ejaculated in my pants do you have the pictures?


Of course I do! Click
here!