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  1. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK14)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Troll · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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     Anon:14

  2. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by (TK13)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Troll · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
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    I__________________________I
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    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:13

  3. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK12)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Troll · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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    -_At the head of the game._-
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    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
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    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:12

  4. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK10)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Troll · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
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    -_At the head of the game._-
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    I__________________________I
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    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:10

  5. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK11)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Troll · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
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    -_At the head of the game._-
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     Anon:11

  6. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK9)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Troll · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
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    -_At the head of the game._-
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    I__________________________I
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    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:9

  7. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK8)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1 · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
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    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:8

  8. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK7)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
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    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
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    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:7

  9. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by (TK5)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1 · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
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    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
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    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:5

  10. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by (TK6)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1 · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
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    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
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    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
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    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:6

  11. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by (TK4)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
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    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
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    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:4

  12. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by (TK3)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1 · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
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    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:3

  13. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by (TK2)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1 · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
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    E___888',-',";~8___________E
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    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:2

  14. The ph34rb33r webcomic is shit and must be trolled by (TK)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1 · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
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    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
     Anon:1

  15. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Managing Bandwidth and Bandwidth Costs?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

  16. Michael is a fascist nazi and is ironically gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Build a Rotisserie Scanner With Legos

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    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
    p______...__________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,_________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|________________i
    s____________7____||________________s
    b___________/___.'_|________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J________________i
    r_________/_________\_______________r
    d________||___/______;______________d
    *________||__|_______|______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/_____n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/_______i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\_____________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\___________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|___________r
    d__________________\_\,_/___________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
     (Note: CmdrTaco's penis length exaggerated for effect only. Due to limitations of current technology, we cannot accurately display anything that microscopic)
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  17. Michael is a fascist nazi and is ironically gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Build a Rotisserie Scanner With Legos

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    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
    p______...__________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,_________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|________________i
    s____________7____||________________s
    b___________/___.'_|________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J________________i
    r_________/_________\_______________r
    d________||___/______;______________d
    *________||__|_______|______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/_____n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/_______i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\_____________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\___________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|___________r
    d__________________\_\,_/___________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
     (Note: CmdrTaco's penis length exaggerated for effect only. Due to limitations of current technology, we cannot accurately display anything that microscopic)
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  18. [SLASHVERTISEMENT] Subscribers dont see this post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Fun is Fine - Toward a Philosophy of Game Design

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    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
    p______...__________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,_________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|________________i
    s____________7____||________________s
    b___________/___.'_|________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J________________i
    r_________/_________\_______________r
    d________||___/______;______________d
    *________||__|_______|______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/_____n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/_______i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\_____________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\___________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|___________r
    d__________________\_\,_/___________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
     (Note: CmdrTaco's penis length exaggerated for effect only)
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  19. [SLASHVERTISEMENT] Subscribers dont see this post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Fun is Fine - Toward a Philosophy of Game Design

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    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
    p______...__________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,_________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|________________i
    s____________7____||________________s
    b___________/___.'_|________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J________________i
    r_________/_________\_______________r
    d________||___/______;______________d
    *________||__|_______|______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/_____n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/_______i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\_____________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\___________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|___________r
    d__________________\_\,_/___________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d*
     (Note: CmdrTaco's penis length exaggerated for effect only)
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  20. HATCH A PENIS BIRD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate?

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    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    Note: CmdrTaco's penis length exaggerated for effect only with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  21. HATCH A PENIS BIRD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate?

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    Note: CmdrTaco's penis length exaggerated for effect only with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  22. FP ( Score : 5, insightful ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market

    I drank some gm milk today! Look what happened when I farted!

  23. Penis Bird Detection System By Simonkiker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Honda Crash Detection System

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    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  24. Penis Bird Detection System By Simonkiker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Honda Crash Detection System

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    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  25. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Win4Lin 5.0 Reviewed

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

  26. Whee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Win4Lin 5.0 Reviewed

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  27. Whee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Win4Lin 5.0 Reviewed

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  28. NIggling Trollkore?!! WTF!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on PCI Express - Coming Soon to a PC Near You

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums [ph34rb33r.com] on the ph34rb33r website [ph34rb33r.com], in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com [rotten.com] and goatse.cx [goatse.cx]. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here [ph34rb33r.com]. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

  29. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on PCI Express - Coming Soon to a PC Near You

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

  30. hopefully simoniker is busy sucking off Pudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

  31. hopefully simoniker is busy sucking off Pudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

  32. Simoniker has no penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

  33. Simoniker has no penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

  34. Censorship from Slashdot moderators sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

  35. Censorship from Slashdot moderators sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

  36. Slashvertisement time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

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  37. Slashvertisement time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Gemstar Ebook Crashes, Burns

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

    This friendly troll brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror http://nero-online.org/goatsemon/

  38. oralse.cx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on U.S. Imposes Big Tariffs On Korean Chipmakers

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh


    This post brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror

  39. oralse.cx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on U.S. Imposes Big Tariffs On Korean Chipmakers

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh


    This post brought to you by the Goatsemon Music Group Mirror

  40. Penis Bird???!? Disgusting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Tourist-Class Soyuz Spacecraft Seats Open

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

  41. Penis Bird???!? Disgusting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Tourist-Class Soyuz Spacecraft Seats Open

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

  42. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Tourist-Class Soyuz Spacecraft Seats Open

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

  43. The ph34rb33r webcomic is lame and must be trolled by (TK3)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1 · on Sweden To Outlaw File Sharing, Crypto Breaking?

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.

    A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.

    I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?

    I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.

    Thank you.
    TrollKore out.

    oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO TROLLS UNITE oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-
    P________________8',-',";,.P
    E_______________#'',-',";,.E
    N______________8(',-',";,..N
    I_____________#(',-',";,.,.I
    S__________#8#8_',-',";,.,.S
    -_________#',-.8',-',";,.,.-
    P________8~',-..#',-',";,..P
    E_______#'',-',";8_',-',";.E
    N_____8=',-',";.+#+',-',";.N
    I____#=',-',";,._8',-',";,.I
    S___#=',-',";,..(#',-',";.8S
    -__8(',-',YOUR,.(8',-',";s#-
    P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
    E_#z',-',LOVES,";8',-..s#__E
    N_8_.,#',"YOU',";~#,..88___N
    I_#.##',-DEARLY,";~8,8#____I
    S_8##',-+~'',-',-~#'8______S
    -_#.,..-',-',";.'=8#_______-
    P_.8+_',-',";,.'88_________P
    E___888',-',";~8___________E
    N______8#888#88____________N
    I__________________________I
    S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
    -_At the head of the game._-
    P__________________________P
    E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
    N_______#trollkore_________N
    I__________________________I
    S__________________________S
    -PENIS--PENIS--PENIS--PENIS-

  44. NEWS FLASH: MORMONISM IS A REAL CULT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Sen Hatch Would Like To Destroy Filetraders' PCs

    See here. Follow the links and learn how the CLDS isn't much better than the Scientologists.

  45. NEWS FLASH: MORMONISM IS A REAL CULT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Sen Hatch Would Like To Destroy Filetraders' PCs

    See here. Follow the links and learn how the CLDS isn't much better than the Scientologists.

  46. Re:Jobs was doing them a favor by nathanh · · Score: 1 · on Steve Jobs And Jeff Bezos Meet The Segway
    but I definitely have the same manner as Jobs. I really feel no enmity for the man whatsoever, he's done more to advance the future of computing than most have. He's a strong technology advocate, and I can't recall any behavior of his which I considered to be underhanded.

    How about when he screwed Woz on the Atari version of Breakout. Jobs made Woz cry and that's unforgivable. We love you, Woz! You're the hacker's hero. Boo Jobs. Scumbag.

    Okay so this lady gets all pissed off and storms out to go piss and moan to our manager. So during our next meeting the boss just slammed her and praised me for going to these meetings and for trying to tell her the actual answer, hooray. This story has a fairly happy ending. But the point is that if I had been nicer about it, I probably could have told her in a way that would not have pissed her off so bad. While I came out ahead because I had been dotting and crossing, and didn't cuss her out or anything, I should have understood then (as I do now) that she would be predisposed to ignore my advice. Similarly, if Jobs wants to change the world, he has to be a little more gentle on occasion.

    That's a nice story and illustrates that grokking social standing is important in any field. I've read that IT people tend towards autistic traits which includes social dysfunction. I'm not saying you're autistic or socially dysfunctional! Just that IT people should, more than any other group, make a special effort to learn what you've already learnt. There are certain social interactions that will simply never work.

  47. ADOPT A PENIS BIRD TODAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Smart Bricks to Monitor Buildings of the Future

    Dear rotten.com, I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ ) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

  48. ADOPT A PENIS BIRD TODAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Smart Bricks to Monitor Buildings of the Future

    Dear rotten.com, I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ ) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

  49. ADOPT A PENIS BIRD TODAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Smart Bricks to Monitor Buildings of the Future

    Dear rotten.com, I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ ) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh

  50. first penis bird foo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Pentagon Wants IPv6 by 2008

    Dear rotten.com,

    I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "Incident with the bird" picture has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org).
    Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/ and making text based representations of a bird on a man's penis. Frankly, while I am pro-freedom, this type of photo sickens me. Could you please move the location of the bird page on your site to keep slashdot readers from seeing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.
    FYI the text representation of the bird is:
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    p______...___________________________p
    e____(_..__`'-.,--,__________________e
    n_____'-._'-.__`\a\\_________________n
    i_________'.___.'_(|_________________i
    s____________7____||_________________s
    b___________/___.'_|_________________b
    i__________/_.-'__,J_________________i
    r_________/_________\________________r
    d________||___/______;_______________d
    *________||__|_______|_______________*
    p________`\__\_______|__/__''\_______p
    e__________'._\______/.-`____{}|_____e
    n___________/\_`;_.-'_________/______n
    i___________\_;(((____.--'\_/________i
    s_________.(((_____.-;\______________s
    b____.--'`_____,;`'.'-;\_____________b
    i_taco's____.'____'._.'\\____________i
    r_dick_--'_________|__\_|____________r
    d__________________\_\,_/____________d
    *p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_p_e_n_i_s_b_i_r_d_*
    with a link to the offensive site (http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/) underneath, these "Penis Birds" are posted by Penis Bird Guy, Penis Bird MAN and several other users.
    Regards, Andrew J. Tosh