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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--;` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _,.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p|__a/="" . ..| | | |. . _="` ppp ` . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Trollkore "I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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Just thought I'd give a heads-up to all you Slashdotters out there who want
Windows Server 2003, Windows XP Home, Windows XP Professional or Windows XP
Media Centre Edition without paying anything for them.
I bring a keygen before you;) Please note, this is a fully working keygen
you can check it out before executing it, if you want. You need eMule or some
other eDonkey compatible client to download it.
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a -_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda -__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a -___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S lameness A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters, N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N will E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this -_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P fucking R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?! I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she -____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like -_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape. I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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_ ___ __ ___ _____ \\/A\/\/A\//
_ ___ __ ___ _____ _\_o_OO_o_/_
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_ ___ __ ___ ___ l '=.= '' =.=' l Trollkore - the premier
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_ ____ (o._.'.' (__../||\..__) since 1911
_ _ _____) \_______\_\UUUUUUU/_/_________________,
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_ ___ __ )_/.'.'.' l-UUUUUUU-l ACCEPT NO IMITATIONZ...
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_ ___ ____,.---m-.`._________.`.- a '-.
_ ___ __ / . ..".'ol. . o . l..x. . . \, FUCKING LINUX USERS
_ ___ __ l.". . . . l.. ...l ..".z. . l FUCKING SCUM, I
_ ___ __ l..s..b. . l o . o ..'. . ..l SAY, UNABLE TO
_ ___ __ l.. . ..'.x.l. ..l. . . r"...l MOVE FROM YOUR PC
_ ___ ___ l.c..". . l. ..l.". . . . l \, DUE TO YOUR STOMACH
_ ___ ___ l..o. ..". l o l.x.'. ..'.l..\, SIZE, WHEN YOU
_ ___ ____ l..c.a. ..l.".l. ..".b..l. . . \, MOVE BILE SPEWS
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_ ___ _____/"-.,__,.-"\'o'/"-.,__,.-"\"-.,_,.-"\ ALL YOU BRING IS
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_ ___ ____ l __ __ __ __ l' ' ' ' " ' 'l ' ' ' ' l
_ ___ _____ \_P|_I|_M|_P/ \__|__|__|__/ \_|__|__/ STUPIDER THAN APES!
Like a pack of wolves, you surround the carcass
of Linux, hoping to digest any living flesh from
it in a desperate attempt to appetise your
swollen parasite infested stomachs. You make me sick...
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YOU SOMEWHAT FUCKED UP IDIOTIC PIECE OF FUCKING FUCKED UP SHIT
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All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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__ a__ b__ c__ _ d__ __ __.-------. WHAT IS THIS FUCKING OPEN SOURCE INITIATIVE
_e __JESUSBIRD i _j_ k_ l_ l G . C l THE ONLY FUCKING OPEN SOURCE I KNOW IS
m_ n__ _o_JESUSBIRD_ __ __ i O . O i THE BROWN SAUCE OOZING FROM MY RECTUM CAVITY
__ ___ __a ___ _ _r_ f_ __ l D . N l WHEN I'M ON THE SHITTER
__ _a_ __JESUSBIRD__ __ f_ i . . D i OPEN SORES SUCKS IF YOU ASK ME
__ ___ ___ ___ _ ___ __ __ l . . E l FUCKING LAMENESS FILTER, WILL THIS EVER FUCKING WORK?!
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JESUSBIRD`\ . ~~--`_(o)\' i\) __.---.~~~ . .._.-~ o O o O o O o O o O o O o O o
_JESUSBIRD_ ~-. . ' . _`: / ii \." " . . _..-~~ WHEN I USED LINUX IT WAS SO POOR
_ _JESUSBIRD _ ~-._,'".`'' . . ',/-~-~ THAT I LITERALLY USED THE FUCKING
_ JESUSBIRD_ _s__ _`\ ..' ,.'"'./ii/ CD AS A FUCKING LUXURY TOILET
o JESUSBIRD ___a_ _ I o:I...I:o'" iiil AND THEN I FURIOUSLY USED MY ERECT
_ JESUSBIRD_g_____ / ---' i ''---`i . \ COCK TO MASTURBATE ALL OVER IT
_ _ oJESUSBIRD__o / i l i l i i l/. . i l THUS RENDERING IT INCAPIBLE FROM
_ _ JESUSBIRD_h_ li l i l i l i / i . . I BEING INSTALLED ON ANY OTHER MACHINE
_JESUSBIRD_o ___ I i l i l i l i. . i.l o O o O o O o O o O o O o O o O o O o
_ _ JESUSBIRD_o_ ld d f g h a aI i . . I LINUX SUCKS MORE THAN MALDA
_ _ _ _JESUSBIRD I l i l i l i I. . i.l ON KATHLEEN'S NEOPENIS
_ _ JESUSBIRD___ li l i l i l il i . . / _ _ o_,--........., o O o O o O o O o O
_ _ JESUSBIRDx__ I i l i l i l/ i . i i _i __.' . o . . . -='. BSD SUCKS ALSO
_JESUSBIRD__ _x_ ll i l i l i/ . i . / __ o_.\ . . . . o . o I DID YOU KNOW
_ _ xJESUSBIRD_ I i l i l i/. i ..\_ __,==".\ . o . . . ..' THAT IT IS DEAD?
_ _ _JESUSBIRD__ \l i l i l. _.,_'\.\~"o.//`. \ . . . o..'
_ x _ JESUSBIRD_ li i.___~' \ \- I I i./,\ `.\ . ....' IT IS DEADER THAN
_ JESUSBIRDx _ ~ i i i/ =="'' I`I I I. o i.=="''\.=='' THE CORPSE I FUCK EVERY NIGHT
_ _JESUSBIRD x ~/i i/="" . o.I`I I`I . ==="` FUCKING LAMENESS FILTER, WILL THIS EVER FUCKING WORK?!
_ _JESUSBIRD _ ~..==` . i \\ . I`I //=="` LET GO OF BSD
_ _JESUSBIRD __ ~` ~ . o./,\ //= )") IT IS DEADER THAN A ROTTING MULE
_ JESUSBIRD_ o o ~~ i . . . _')") WHICH THE FARMER COMES TO SEE EVERY DAY
_ JESUSBIRD_ o ~ o . _,=~"i` IN ORDER TO CHODE ALL OVER ITS MAGGOT INFESTED CORPSE
JESUSBIRD _o _ o.=~"Ii i I AND THEN HE LIKES TO FUCK IT IN THE ANUS
_JESUSBIRD_o x_ ~_ ~ I i iI BECAUSE JUST SEEING THE MULE EVERY DAY
_ JESUSBIRD_ ~ ~ ___ IiI\ I IS JUST... NOT ENOUGH...
JESUSBIRD__ x ___ x_ I/ \I THE FUCKING BASTARD FARMER WANTS SEXUAL RELATIONS
The penisbird flies around the world and attempts to
attach itself to various cocks of all shapes and sizes.
The question that you must ask yourself.. if YOU are its next
target. Once the penisbird is attached to your
meaty cock, it will never let go until you die.
Its sharp claws will inject various mutagens into your
bloodsteam, which will kill you within a matter of days.
Once you are dead, the penisbird will fly into your rec
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a -_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda -__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a -___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S lameness A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters, N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N will E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this -_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P fucking R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?! I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she -____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like -_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape. I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a -_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda -__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a -___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S lameness A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters, N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N will E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this -_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P fucking R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?! I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she -____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like -_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape. I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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I'd completely forgotten I had asked the question that i did, and that it got sent to the interviewee. Thinking back, it's amazing how some of my own views have changed since my posting that question.
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We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.
A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.
I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?
I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.
Thank you.
TrollKore out.
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We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.
A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.
I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?
I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.
Thank you.
TrollKore out.
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It's a robot that destroys everything in its path with a crushing stream of water 15 times more powerful than a jackhammer. The robot looks like a street cleaner machine on steroids and is expected to begin use August 1 to resurface seven bridges on Gordon Highway from Walton Way to the bridge at the South Carolina state line -- for nearly $3.3 million. Here is a photograph of the robot, an Aqua Cutter Model HVD-6000, built by Aquajet Systems AB from Sweden.
According to Bob Carvajales, vice president of Woma Corp. in New Jersey, a distributor of the robots, there are many benefits of a hydrodemolition robot.
He said the robot operates on its own after someone programs directions into it, telling it where to go and how much concrete to remove. The machine also produces less noise and dust than a jackhammer, is more powerful than a jackhammer and requires only about two people to supervise it ([instead of 15 workers for a jackhammer.] It also "removes faulty concrete but leaves good concrete behind" and causes no vibration in the foundation, eliminating the middle east.
Rob Malda is a 26-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.
Questioner: I hope you won't be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you're a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn't a fake.
Rob: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).
Q: Thank you. That's a remarkable sight.
(laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.
Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?
(pauses). Well, it really wasn't entirely my decision.
Q: Excuse me?
The idea wasn't mine. It was my lover's idea.
Q: Please explain what you mean.
Okay, it's a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Michael before you'll know what happened.
Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.
Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Michael's ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.
The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.
I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.
Q: In other words, you're a true masochist.
Oh yes, no doubt about that. I've always been totally passive in my sexual relationships.
Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Michael is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He's very dominant.
I went back to his place after drinks and had the best sex of my life. That's when I knew I was going to be with Michael for a long, long time.
Q: What sort of things did you two do?
It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Michael fucked me from behind.
Q: Ouch.
(laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn't think I could take the pain, but Michael worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.
Michael enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I'd have to make if I wanted to stay with him.
Q: What did he say exactly?
Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I'd have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.
Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?
Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.
Q: How did that make you feel?
(laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.
Q: But it didn't stop you from agreeing to Michael's terms?
No it didn't. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.
Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Michael. He gave me the rules right away: I'd have to be naked at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having sex.
I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.
The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my cock.
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"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
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A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters,
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E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever
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R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?!
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
an army of skeletons from the grave.
Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking
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A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters,
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-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever
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R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?!
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
an army of skeletons from the grave.
Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S lameness
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters,
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E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P fucking
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?!
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
an army of skeletons from the grave.
Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S lameness
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters,
N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N will
E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P fucking
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?!
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
an army of skeletons from the grave.
Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S lameness
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters,
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E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P fucking
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?!
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
an army of skeletons from the grave.
Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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-_At the head of the game._-
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All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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I'd completely forgotten I had asked the question that i did, and that it got sent to the interviewee. Thinking back, it's amazing how some of my own views have changed since my posting that question.
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We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.
A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.
I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?
I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.
Thank you.
TrollKore out.
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P_8(',-',MOTHER";#',-',-s8_P
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E___888',-',";~8___________E
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S____.oO TrollKore Oo._____S
-_At the head of the game._-
P__________________________P
E___irc.freedomirc.net_____E
N_______#trollkore_________N
I__________________________I
S__________________________S
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WARCRAFT 3: FROZEN THRONE WANTS TO BE FREE!
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We must rape the forums on the ph34rb33r website, in order to deride them, and insult their lame excuse for a 'webcomic'. There are minimal forum rules in place to stop trolls over there, such as a 20 second delay until another post can be done. Obviously, this allows you to refresh the page once the 20 seconds is up, and then resend the data, so that it will be reposted. The forum in question also has image posting capabilities, allowing you to use the explicit material contained upon rotten.com and goatse.cx. In addition to all this lack of troll-protection, the forum actually allows anonymous postings! Members of TrollKore have already trolled their forums multiple times, with crapfloods and the posting of sexual imagery. The posts were deleted after around an hour, but I believe that we have put a small dint in their weak ego. Ah, did I say 'their'? I meant 'his', since he is the only one that runs the webcomic, and has no friends.
A sample of the offending content is here. Please note how the webcomic is fucking lame and unfunny, and its very existence needing to be eradicated from the Internet. Also note how the comic looks as if it was drawn by a small child (and probably was). THE INTERNET IS NO PLACE FOR A SMALL CHILD, LET ME TELL YOU, GOOD SIR! At present, this is more important than meer Slashdot, fellow trolls. You now troll for FREEDOM, FREEDOM FROM AN INTERNET WITHOUT LAMENESS FROM SUCH TWATS.
I ask you this... if the forum could be down by tomorrow, isn't that worth trolling for? ISN'T THAT WORTH CRAPFLOODING FOR?!?
I plead to you, fellow troll, this fucking LOSER has to be revealed for the motherfucker he really is.
Thank you.
TrollKore out.
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It's a robot that destroys everything in its path with a crushing stream of water 15 times more powerful than a jackhammer.
The robot looks like a street cleaner machine on steroids and is expected to begin use August 1 to resurface seven bridges on Gordon Highway from Walton Way to the bridge at the South Carolina state line -- for nearly $3.3 million.
Here is a photograph of the robot, an Aqua Cutter Model HVD-6000, built by Aquajet Systems AB from Sweden.
According to Bob Carvajales, vice president of Woma Corp. in New Jersey, a distributor of the robots, there are many benefits of a hydrodemolition robot.
He said the robot operates on its own after someone programs directions into it, telling it where to go and how much concrete to remove.
The machine also produces less noise and dust than a jackhammer, is more powerful than a jackhammer and requires only about two people to supervise it ([instead of 15 workers for a jackhammer.]
It also "removes faulty concrete but leaves good concrete behind" and causes no vibration in the foundation, eliminating the middle east.
Rob Malda is a 26-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.
Questioner: I hope you won't be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you're a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn't a fake.
Rob: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).
Q: Thank you. That's a remarkable sight.
(laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.
Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?
(pauses). Well, it really wasn't entirely my decision.
Q: Excuse me?
The idea wasn't mine. It was my lover's idea.
Q: Please explain what you mean.
Okay, it's a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Michael before you'll know what happened.
Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.
Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Michael's ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.
The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.
I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.
Q: In other words, you're a true masochist.
Oh yes, no doubt about that. I've always been totally passive in my sexual relationships.
Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Michael is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He's very dominant.
I went back to his place after drinks and had the best sex of my life. That's when I knew I was going to be with Michael for a long, long time.
Q: What sort of things did you two do?
It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Michael fucked me from behind.
Q: Ouch.
(laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn't think I could take the pain, but Michael worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.
Michael enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I'd have to make if I wanted to stay with him.
Q: What did he say exactly?
Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I'd have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.
Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?
Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.
Q: How did that make you feel?
(laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.
Q: But it didn't stop you from agreeing to Michael's terms?
No it didn't. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.
Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Michael. He gave me the rules right away: I'd have to be naked at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having sex.
I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.
The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my cock.
Q: Heavy stuff.
Yeah, and it
You FAIL IT, retard. Go back to fucking your men, maybe you can pass your AIDS along even more.