Slashdot Mirror

Fleshlight recently got open source support (aka hax) so that guys for once can do teledildonics. Why is it that chicks are the target of teledildonics when really it's only the guys who are into that kind of stuff?

Watch this BONERSEX post be modded down due to Slashdong censorship!

YUO cannot be gay without da G. Oat Se Russian PROPAGANDA site no longer supported by SlashDot!
 
HI, MOM!

Replacement site: Slashdong
 
OH! MY! GOSH!

I think Fleshlight already has a patent on that one, they were talking about it over on slashdong a while back.

You're on the wrong site: Here's where they are... ;-)

What MAFIAA wants is an online world where no one can do nothing - yes, that's what they are after

I don't think so. I think that what *AA are after is a world where everyone who ever uses any sort of "content" (listens to any sort of sound ; reads any sort of word ; views any sort of image ; smells any sort of scent ; tastes any sort of taste ; feels any sort of texture ; has any sort of sensation), then the "owner" of that content gets paid immediately, and that any "reuse" of that content (including by re-experiencing the content in one's memory) also incurs (and actually pays) a fee.

We don't (yet) have much technology relevant to the textures and sensations, or to controlling or detecting the use of in-skull memory to replay. YET.

• Sound and image (static ; moving ; 3d-moving) and word content control we're very familiar with already;
• scent copyrighting (perfume etc) and counterfeiting is well known though not so many people think of it as being the same issue ;
• taste copyrighting and control ... is much more distributed, but the Mc-PizzaHut-Donald-Heinz-Kraft conglomerate (I tried to think of a non-American food conglomerate, but can't. Oh, sorry, Nestle ; half-Swiss?) are clearly working along this axis (warning signs that "home cooking is killing the food industry" are coming to a saucepan shop near you!). In the (unlikely) event that Star Trek-esque food replicators ever exist, someone, somewhere is going to want to get paid for using their "recipe" for "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." ;
• texture content control ... well, clothing companies are very picky about the feel of their fabrics ; there was that fuss a short while ago about the "shark skin" swimming suits, which is (partly) a textural issue. This will grow. When programmable textures (smart fabrics that can alter their stiffness, warmth, etc under the control of digital content) become available, then there will be content wars over this too. Haptic technology is crawling in this direction, and we see reports here regularly.
• Put that together with teledildonics, and it won't be long before the porn industry starts to sell the experience of, say, a blow job from $porn star$, for a one-time use fee of $currency$. And then wants to charge you again for a repeat performance.

(Actually ... on that tangent, it might be that the girls and receptive guys might get the teledildonics experience first, because the equipment may be simpler and probably cheaper. Doing a quantum of research and "There also exists a DIY community experimenting with teledildonics, centered on opendildonics.org, the Slashdong blog and the Arse Elektronika conference." Oh dear, I'm not sure I want to pursue those links any further. NOT SAFE until the wife goes to the gym.)

Remote control of sufficiently flexible chemistry sets to make-on-download this odour molecule, or that taste molecule, then deliver it ... that's a difficult problem. But lab-on-a-chip is a real, existing technology, so I'd class it as a "difficult" problem, but not necessarily "impossible".

You should be making productive use of your time and hang out at Slashdong, then.

Well, actually it's just some blog. Rather unfortunate name, too.

I'm sure you could mod one of these to do the trick...

If you can name it, Slashdong probably has it. It's like Rule 34 for your USB ports, and usually open-source at that :-)

No, real. http://slashdong.org/ :)

there would appear to be a Slashdong.org as well...

Yeah, this article belongs on SlashDong

Why not wait until they combine SL with furry teledildonic attachments?

Slashdot...suck my slashdong

Yeah.

fp. slashdot is gay with computers!

Woomba

I think it's safe to say that it's just a matter of time before we read a /. story of how some geek terrorized his wife/girlfriend/neighbor with one of these...

Forgot to mention: The guy from SlashDong was there. He brought... samples.

Now, there is just no way I'm following that link while at work. Any of you students or unemployed want to tell me what it is? (...shudder...)

http://www.slashdong.org/

Well it's amazing what you can find on google in under 5 seconds of searching. The magic terms you want are "teledildonics OS-X" This turned up the following link:

Controlling trans vibrators on an OS X Machine From SL

Is that a good enough start for you?

Turn your Xbox into an Sexbox! Obviously not safe for work.

This is how I found out about slashdong.org