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Symbian is an OS. Sybian is something... different.

It is amazing to see how many Slashdot readers are more familiar with the second one... Sigh!

http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.htm

You're talking about this sybian, I assume.

I think I'm going to put a Sybian on top of my vanilla Antec case. Perhaps have a spill pan underneath that feeds into my liquid cooling system.

I hope I'm not the only one thinking of hot girls riding a handrill-dildo installed in a beer keg.

maybe symbian is not made for PDAs, I don't know.

Sybian is a company/product that is designed for lovin' those ladies, mostly ladies that are horny 24/7 or butt-ugly-untouchable 24/7.

I'm wating for the l8 and gr8 movies to come out featuring the latest product! I LOVE THEM GIRLS!

Um... why does a Sybian cost almost 1400USD?

I was unfortunate enough to hear about the "sybian" (www.sybian.com -- don't watch if your boss is behind you or you'll find yourself in a funny situation) before the Symbian OS. So you can guess what I think of every time I hear about "Symbian"...

Apparently, others has had the same thoughts as me and the comments from Psion is amusing. ;-)

Not to be confused with Sybian.

I hope I can get the source code to a Symbian and hack on it to improve the vibration modes, the "gooey" interface, and even make it go faster.

Oh, that's a Sybian. Never mind.

Like this?

Get all the sex you want. It's cheaper too in the long run. Click here.

This machine is a joke. The real machine is here.

Nokia is making a Sybiancellphone?? WTF??

Who the hell named that thing? Someone that doesn't have the internet, obviously!

Yow! I just set my phone to vibrate! Call me!

This is the kind of Sybian Phone that I want.

Symbian doesn't just make a rock-solid OS for phones, they also have a slew of other high-tech products.

Sybian, as far as I can tell, just uses various electric motors, and plain speed controls to function. What is the 'java' going to be used for? Are we about to see fancy new Sybian units that can be modulated to music or something? Please, let's hope nobody is working on an AI engine for Sybian.

I have a Symbian device and the OS is quite lacking when it comes to programming.

Yeah, I like Symbian too, but what I like even more is a phone that's not completely ungainly. My current phone has lots of bells and whistles, looks pretty cool and fits easily in a pocket. I can't find dimensions on the communicator, but one of the two nokia cases has a shoulder strap, which is a pretty good clue that it's actually a fucking brick.

I'm thinking of buying my niece one of these. Anyone know if someone has hacked-up some 802.11b support for these?

There is a mirror of the article, with pictures, here

If you like having a lot of free time to yourself, you might consider buying her a gift from HERE.

Hey, I'm being serious!!

(oh I can feel the karma draining away on this one...)

Examine this mechanical marvel sybian.com.

Does it use the Symbian OS? It must. The corporate names are sooo similar, one must laugh.

laugh laugh laugh

The Sybian

is an different kind of option for the phone all together

They let you use the Sybian at work?

I knew Europe was a little more sexually free than the United States, but how the hell are you supposed to get any work done? :p

Or maybe the Venus 2000 could be hooked up to the computer and be set to "activate" when you frag someone or get modded up, that would add a whole new dimension to gaming and reading the latest news for nerds. Then it really would be 'News for Nerds, Stuff That Splatters"

You would think since more innovations have come(pun intended) about because people want faster and better quality pr0n that they would have this already. I propose someone write some quality open-source software for the Sybian, maybe even provide email and instant messaging ability in case the lady wants to chat while "relaxing."

Or maybe the Venus 2000 could be hooked up to the computer and be set to "activate" when you frag someone or get modded up, that would add a whole new dimension to gaming and reading the latest news for nerds. Then it really would be 'News for Nerds, Stuff That Splatters"

You would think since more innovations have come(pun intended) about because people want faster and better quality pr0n that they would have this already. I propose someone write some quality open-source software for the Sybian, maybe even provide email and instant messaging ability in case the lady wants to chat while "relaxing."

Are you sure?

Forgive the anonymous posting, but I've had enough dealings with lawyers for teh while, you understand. Though, since I received the CueCat in hte mail due to my WiReD subscription, and unsolicited, apparently I can do anything I want with it, including sticking it up my ass. Which brings me to my point.

I'm writing the software for another use of Cue:Cat, colon cancer detection. Most tumors are colored differently than healthy flesh. Healthy flesh is red, which means it reflects red light. Tumors are usually not red, they reflect less red light. The Cue:Cat uses red light to detect barcodes, thus, it should also be able to detect differences in flesh, by detecting the differing amounts of red light reflected by healthy flesh and tumorus flesh.

So, I need a algorithm to detect changes in reflect light intensity, and a search algorithm. I'm thinking of using my Lego Mindstorms to insert the Cue:Cat in an ass, and then rotate it and push it in and pull it out (Venture Capitalists take note, perhaps we can go after the Sybian monopoly, nonstop female orgasms should be the right of every female who can't experience me, not just those with $2,000.

So, if anyone wants to help me with this, please respond here. The sensations of a cat shaped barcode reader plunging in and out of your ass are amazing, and we might detect cancer.