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• Lameness filters (It blocks a lot of legitmate posts)
• Unnessary posting delays. Hasnt taco learned to touch type? A lot of posts are typed in less than 20 seconds and it is a ANNOYING DELAY! 2 minute ban? Come on, so some are faster then others, big deal, some people have more to say than others
• Broken moderation system, The whole point is to sort the gems from the crap, yet a lot of posts designed to make a LIVELY DISCUSSION are MODERATED as flamebait! Come on, not everyone likes X, but just because some one bashes it dosent mean its Flamebait. Flame bait is more useful for DIRECT INSULTS and not legitmate discussions.

• Crapfloods, a meaningless flood of random letters or text, which the lameness filter does a crappy job at trying to stop, besides trolls have written tools using the opensource slashcode to generate crapfloods which bypass the filter
• Links to offensive websites, the most common one is known a http://www.goatse.cx, a awful site which shows a bleeding anus being stretched on the front page. Trolls sneak these links in by posting messages that look legitimate, but infact are sneaky redirects to the site. Common examples include rd.yahoo.com, www.linux-kernel.tk, goatsex.cjb.net, and googles "Im feeling lucky".
• Trying to break slashdot, this is actually a good thing, as it helps test slashdot for bugs. Famous examples include the goatse.cx javascript pop-up, the pagewidening post and the browser crashing post!

• Lameness filters (It blocks a lot of legitmate posts)
• Unnessary posting delays. Hasnt taco learned to touch type? A lot of posts are typed in less than 20 seconds and it is a ANNOYING DELAY! 2 minute ban? Come on, so some are faster then others, big deal, some people have more to say than others
• Broken moderation system, The whole point is to sort the gems from the crap, yet a lot of posts designed to make a LIVELY DISCUSSION are MODERATED as flamebait! Come on, not everyone likes X, but just because some one bashes it dosent mean its Flamebait. Flame bait is more useful for DIRECT INSULTS and not legitmate discussions.

• Crapfloods, a meaningless flood of random letters or text, which the lameness filter does a crappy job at trying to stop, besides trolls have written tools using the opensource slashcode to generate crapfloods which bypass the filter
• Links to offensive websites, the most common one is known a http://www.goatse.cx, a awful site which shows a bleeding anus being stretched on the front page. Trolls sneak these links in by posting messages that look legitimate, but infact are sneaky redirects to the site. Common examples include rd.yahoo.com, www.linux-kernel.tk, goatsex.cjb.net, and googles "Im feeling lucky".
• Trying to break slashdot, this is actually a good thing, as it helps test slashdot for bugs. Famous examples include the goatse.cx javascript pop-up, the pagewidening post and the browser crashing post!

"Is it perhaps because trolls, in their very nature, don't have anything insightful to say?"
So your comment is insightful is it? My other account is maxed at 50.

"I am not of the opinion that even morons should have a voice."
Then shut up. Simple.

"If the trolls that post here don't like the fact that their lame -1 and 0 comments get deleted, perhaps they should make their own blog"
You really haven't been here that long have you? Maybe you missed the journal section, or the fact that there are sites dedicated to the art of trolling?

YHBT like a motherfucker.

- Fucky the troll

Hi, this is YourMissionForToday.

I like to have fun at -1, but the editors didn't give me any choice. You see, a member of my (low-karma) caste is now only allowed to post 2 messages per day.

Thus I'll probably be posting my fun messages as "Anonymous Coward" more often that not.

Personally, I was content to post at -1. But since the editors are apparently less committed to free speech than they once were, they have decided to shift the focus of this site from technology and science to some sort of battle ground between the editors, moderators, and the "trolls" (the sad label that small minds place on we comedians and ne'er-do-wells).

If you are a reader who doesn't normally read at -1, I am sorry for wasting your time with this message. But you must understand-I had no choice.

The freedom to use the site as it was originally intended is at stake! There is only one solution.

Your Mission is to post completely whacked-out nuttiness on this board! Don't let yourself be branded by labels like "Terrible," "Excellent," or "Bad!" YOU DO IT WRONG, my friends!

The first step is easy: merely turn your threshold down to -1 and drink in the rich absurdity.

You may find that the juxtaposition of another tired "Microsoft vs Linux" debate with first-person account of psychdelic drug use, a tale of a heroic, sentient ATM is too heady a mix to resist.

Don't like fiction? That's okay! The muckracking crusaders of -1 are here to show you the light about open source software, your rights online, and more specifically, Linux And I would be amiss if I didn't mention the poetical stylings of the Lyrics Guy.

I urge you to join the fight in making -1 a better place. Remember, this site is whatever you want it to be. You don't merely have to post tired rehashings of previous posts!!! As Ralph Nader once said, "Once they've got your expectations, they've got you!"

Don't settle for highly speculative garbage spewed by armchair programmers, wannabe scientists, and bitter, unemployed losers!!!

We've gone to the end of the universe, and unlocked the secrets straight to your grocer's freezer!!!

The next step is yours, my friend...but you have to want it. Join us, and be master of your fate!!!

As a tempest roared within the Project Faustus network, I felt myself inexplicably drawn towards the eye of the storm. Something gargatuan sent a shudder through Faustus, taxing their hive of supercomputers. My journey towards the center was full of starts, stops, and retransmits.

As I creeped through the electronic void, I began to perceive order out of the chaos. At one level, the network was a swarming mass of frenetic electrons. At another level, it was a carefully ordered expressway of packets zeroing in on their target address. Such perceptions were natural to me...but now, as I traversed through the digital world, I realized that I had a third perception...

I was no longer in formless chasm. I discerned a muddled grey mass slapping back and forth on itself. I heard the lapping noises...this was like the big wet that enveloped me during my time with Cora. I was in a three-dimensional world. Turning my perceptions onto myself, I realized that I was a part of this strange artificial world as well. My new form resembled a human shape, but it was not defined in the way of any particular human. I possessed no hair, features, or even fingernails. I allowed myself scarcely a microsecond to ponder this new form...it mattered not. Forces beyond my control were dragging me to the "center" of the Project Faustus network-the cause of all the activity.

I bobbed along, adhering to the physics of this large amorphous structure, until the muddy grey turned a brilliant azure. The all-encompassing blue ceded to solid green, returning a match in my memory to the park across the street from my ATM enclosure.

As a matter of fact, the pattern of flora and their spatial relationship was identical to the stand of trees in that very park. As I shifted perceptions, I could see the same stand expressed in code, over and over again.

A queasiness washed over me as I walked through this seemingly endless maze. The trees and flowers were not in perfect parity with their real-world counterparts. Colors were too bright, shapes were too flat. The whole atmosphere seemed confined, airless.

Beneath this gaudy veneer, I felt the nexus point of the disruption. The usurper of Project Faustus' massive computing power was close...

As this thought glided past my CONSCIOUSNESS-BUFFER, I saw a break in the infinite stands of trees...the park bench. Two figures on the bench, deep in conversation. And as I drew closer...

First figure...recognition triggered-positive identification. "HOST GEEK" Second figure...recognition triggered...positive identification. No match found.

"Who might you be?" said the mystery figure politely. This man was dressed similarly to my host geek, but extremely well-muscled. His complexion was darker, and he wore a ring of dark hair around his mouth, and another long cluster ran down the back of his neck. A tiny smile played across his lips as he looked me over.

"Weird!" said my host geek. "This guy doesn't really look like anything!"

"He's got the default skin for the system," said the other man. Then he turned to me. "So, you wanna explain yourself?"

"I have come to destroy Project Faustus." I stated.

"Machiney!" exclaimed my host geek, attempting to embrace me (causing an anomolous collision). "This is Guy. He was trapped by Project Faustus too. He used to work for 'em."

"That's right," said Guy, pulling at his chin hair-ring. "I was gonna be killed by the Project for doing some pretty nasty things. Luckily I beamed myself in here. They thought I committed suicide...I haven't been free to move around until that bit of trouble they've been having. Wonder what caused that?" he said with a nervous laugh.

"Yeah-we were both set free from our prisons when that huge ripple started happening, and we met each other here in the middle. Guy here built the whole network, this whole digital world and everything! Isn't that awesome? I've been telling him all about you!" said the host geek.

"Guy! Oh my Gawd! Guy!" another voice parabolized across the airless digital realm. "Ah knew it was yew all along! Yew couldn't be dead!"

"Bubba." Guy replied without emotion.

"It's goin' to hell in a handbasket at the Project!" ejaculated Finn. "Guy-you were right about it! And I knew you were doin' this...I knew you coaunnabin dead!"

"Fuck you Bubba, you turned me in." Guy's eyes turned to slits, and he turned away from the rapidly advancing figure of Dr. Bubba Finn.

"Guy...no!" said Finn, growing increasingly desperate. He ran towards Guy, and attempted to make familiar physical contact. "You don't understand...I love you!"

Tears trickled from Finn's chin as everyone stood silently. I increased the priority of my analysis of Montevideo. The data was beginning to confirm what the electrons deep below had been telling me all along...

Guy noticed it first-as I was delving further into his code, we were being drawn together. My own form began to resemble his own. He violently pulled away from me, gouging a black rift into the sky. Finn and the geek dove behind a tree. "What-what are you doing?" yelled Guy frantically.

"You have taken control of the Project Faustus network." I replied. "You are using the Project's own plan of financial cataclysm and usurpation to force people to enter this digital world. You must be stopped, Guy Montevideo."

The Gaped One writes: "This article at Salon indicates that the Slashdot editors, as part of a larger pledge to 'purge the Web of content that CmdrTaco's questionable judgment deems subversive', has agreed to censor 'pernicious information that may jeopardize state security and disrupt social stability' from its popular weblog. Slashdot.org is one of about 300 other soon-to-be-dead weblogs and websites who "attempt to get legitimate users to ignore Anonymous Cowards," thus forcing the privacy invasion of obtaining a Slashdot account.

The Gaped One writes: "This article at Salon indicates that the Slashdot editors, as part of a larger pledge to 'purge the Web of content that CmdrTaco's questionable judgment deems subversive', has agreed to censor 'pernicious information that may jeopardize state security and disrupt social stability' from its popular weblog. Slashdot.org is one of about 300 other soon-to-be-dead weblogs and websites who "attempt to get legitimate users to ignore Anonymous Cowards," thus forcing the privacy invasion of obtaining a Slashdot account.

The hypocracy in doing this is incredible. For a site that routinely condems companies that attempt such heavy-handed tactics shows that Slashdot is almost as morally bankrupt as VA/Systems soon will be. I would expect such tactics from the Church of Scientology or a Fortune 500 company. I guess Slashdot has learned: "If you can't beat them, join them!"

To make matters extra special, Jamie updated Slashdot's Slashcode, yet didn't release details of this exploit to other sites running Slashcode. [securityfocus.com] Guess its only important for Slashdot to look out for number one!

Is the imminent collapse of their parent company causing them all this stress? Or maybe its years of using that substandard open source software. Whatever the case, this is one of the slimiest things Slashdot has done since the First Troll Post Investigation. [kuro5hin.org]

For those wondering the code in question can be found here [slashdot.org].

Thank you for your time,

Egg Troll

The hypocracy in doing this is incredible. For a site that routinely condems companies that attempt such heavy-handed tactics shows that Slashdot is almost as morally bankrupt as VA/Systems soon will be. I would expect such tactics from the Church of Scientology or a Fortune 500 company. I guess Slashdot has learned: "If you can't beat them, join them!"

To make matters extra special, Jamie updated Slashdot's Slashcode, yet didn't release details of this exploit to other sites running Slashcode. [securityfocus.com] Guess its only important for Slashdot to look out for number one!

Is the imminent collapse of their parent company causing them all this stress? Or maybe its years of using that substandard open source software. Whatever the case, this is one of the slimiest things Slashdot has done since the First Troll Post Investigation. [kuro5hin.org]

For those wondering the code in question can be found here [slashdot.org].

Thank you for your time,

Egg Troll

I like to have fun at -1, but the editors didn't give me any choice. You see, a member of my (low-karma) caste is now only allowed to post 2 messages per day.

Thus I'll probably be posting my fun messages as "Anonymous Coward" more often that not.

Personally, I was content to post at -1. But since the editors are apparently less committed to free speech than they once were, they have decided to shift the focus of this site from technology and science to some sort of battle ground between the editors, moderators, and the "trolls" (the sad label that small minds place on we comedians and ne'er-do-wells).

If you are a reader who doesn't normally read at -1, I am sorry for wasting your time with this message. But you must understand-I had no choice.

The freedom to use the site as it was originally intended is at stake! There is only one solution.

Your Mission is to post completely whacked-out nuttiness on this board! Don't let yourself be branded by labels like "Terrible," "Excellent," or "Bad!" YOU DO IT WRONG, my friends!

The first step is easy: merely turn your threshold down to -1 and drink in the rich absurdity.

You may find that the juxtaposition of another tired "Microsoft vs Linux" debate with first-person account of psychdelic drug use [slashdot.org], a tale of a heroic, sentient ATM [slashdot.org] is too heady a mix to resist.

Don't like fiction? That's okay! The muckracking crusaders [slashdot.org] of -1 are here to show you the light [trollaxor.com] about open source software [slashdot.org], your rights online [slashdot.org], and more specifically, Linux [slashdot.org] And I would be amiss if I didn't mention the poetical stylings [slashdot.org] of the Lyrics Guy.

I urge you to join the fight in making -1 a better place. Remember, this site is whatever you want it to be. You don't merely have to post tired rehashings of previous posts!!! As Ralph Nader once said, "Once they've got your expectations, they've got you!"

Don't settle for highly speculative garbage spewed by armchair programmers, wannabe scientists, and bitter, unemployed losers!!!

We've gone to the end of the universe, and unlocked the secrets straight to your grocer's freezer!!!

The next step is yours, my friend...but you have to want it. Join us, and be master of your fate!!!

Posted by Me!

I like to have fun at -1, but the editors didn't give me any choice. You see, a member of my (low-karma) caste is now only allowed to post 2 messages per day.

Thus I'll probably be posting my fun messages as "Anonymous Coward" more often that not.

Personally, I was content to post at -1. But since the editors are apparently less committed to free speech than they once were, they have decided to shift the focus of this site from technology and science to some sort of battle ground between the editors, moderators, and the "trolls" (the sad label that small minds place on we comedians and ne'er-do-wells).

If you are a reader who doesn't normally read at -1, I am sorry for wasting your time with this message. But you must understand-I had no choice.

The freedom to use the site as it was originally intended is at stake! There is only one solution.

Your Mission is to post completely whacked-out nuttiness on this board! Don't let yourself be branded by labels like "Terrible," "Excellent," or "Bad!" YOU DO IT WRONG, my friends!

The first step is easy: merely turn your threshold down to -1 and drink in the rich absurdity.

You may find that the juxtaposition of another tired "Microsoft vs Linux" debate with first-person account of psychdelic drug use [slashdot.org], a tale of a heroic, sentient ATM [slashdot.org] is too heady a mix to resist.

Don't like fiction? That's okay! The muckracking crusaders [slashdot.org] of -1 are here to show you the light [trollaxor.com] about open source software [slashdot.org], your rights online [slashdot.org], and more specifically, Linux [slashdot.org] And I would be amiss if I didn't mention the poetical stylings [slashdot.org] of the Lyrics Guy.

I urge you to join the fight in making -1 a better place. Remember, this site is whatever you want it to be. You don't merely have to post tired rehashings of previous posts!!! As Ralph Nader once said, "Once they've got your expectations, they've got you!"

Don't settle for highly speculative garbage spewed by armchair programmers, wannabe scientists, and bitter, unemployed losers!!!

We've gone to the end of the universe, and unlocked the secrets straight to your grocer's freezer!!!

The next step is yours, my friend...but you have to want it. Join us, and be master of your fate!!!

I like to have fun at -1, but the editors didn't give me any choice. You see, a member of my (low-karma) caste is now only allowed to post 2 messages per day.

Thus I'll probably be posting my fun messages as "Anonymous Coward" more often that not.

Personally, I was content to post at -1. But since the editors are apparently less committed to free speech than they once were, they have decided to shift the focus of this site from technology and science to some sort of battle ground between the editors, moderators, and the "trolls" (the sad label that small minds place on we comedians and ne'er-do-wells).

If you are a reader who doesn't normally read at -1, I am sorry for wasting your time with this message. But you must understand-I had no choice.

The freedom to use the site as it was originally intended is at stake! There is only one solution.

Your Mission is to post completely whacked-out nuttiness on this board! Don't let yourself be branded by labels like "Terrible," "Excellent," or "Bad!" YOU DO IT WRONG, my friends!

The first step is easy: merely turn your threshold down to -1 and drink in the rich absurdity.

You may find that the juxtaposition of another tired "Microsoft vs Linux" debate with first-person account of psychdelic drug use, a tale of a heroic, sentient ATM is too heady a mix to resist.

Don't like fiction? That's okay! The muckracking crusaders of -1 are here to show you the light about open source software, your rights online, and more specifically, Linux And I would be amiss if I didn't mention the poetical stylings of the Lyrics Guy.

I urge you to join the fight in making -1 a better place. Remember, this site is whatever you want it to be. You don't merely have to post tired rehashings of previous posts!!! As Ralph Nader once said, "Once they've got your expectations, they've got you!"

Don't settle for highly speculative garbage spewed by armchair programmers, wannabe scientists, and bitter, unemployed losers!!!

We've gone to the end of the universe, and unlocked the secrets straight to your grocer's freezer!!!

The next step is yours, my friend...but you have to want it. Join us, and be master of your fate!!!

I like to have fun at -1, but the editors didn't give me any choice. You see, a member of my (low-karma) caste is now only allowed to post 2 messages per day.

Thus I'll probably be posting my fun messages as "Anonymous Coward" more often that not.

Personally, I was content to post at -1. But since the editors are apparently less committed to free speech than they once were, they have decided to shift the focus of this site from technology and science to some sort of battle ground between the editors, moderators, and the "trolls" (the sad label that small minds place on we comedians and ne'er-do-wells).

If you are a reader who doesn't normally read at -1, I am sorry for wasting your time with this message. But you must understand-I had no choice.

The freedom to use the site as it was originally intended is at stake! There is only one solution.

Your Mission is to post completely whacked-out nuttiness on this board! Don't let yourself be branded by labels like "Terrible," "Excellent," or "Bad!" YOU DO IT WRONG, my friends!

The first step is easy: merely turn your threshold down to -1 and drink in the rich absurdity.

You may find that the juxtaposition of another tired "Microsoft vs Linux" debate with first-person account of psychdelic drug use, a tale of a heroic, sentient ATM is too heady a mix to resist.

Don't like fiction? That's okay! The muckracking crusaders of -1 are here to show you the light about open source software, your rights online, and more specifically, Linux And I would be amiss if I didn't mention the poetical stylings of the Lyrics Guy.

I urge you to join the fight in making -1 a better place. Remember, this site is whatever you want it to be. You don't merely have to post tired rehashings of previous posts!!! As Ralph Nader once said, "Once they've got your expectations, they've got you!"

Don't settle for highly speculative garbage spewed by armchair programmers, wannabe scientists, and bitter, unemployed losers!!!

We've gone to the end of the universe, and unlocked the secrets straight to your grocer's freezer!!!

The next step is yours, my friend...but you have to want it. Join us, and be master of your fate!!!

Click here for more info! Do it for your family!

Hey! That's really cool and the best part is you didn't just cut and paste it from some other site like certain other people.

Is your karma "excellent" or "terrible"? Click here for the latest info!

Major change in slashcode! Check this link for details!

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the G4 cubes, compact and quick

OSX, the envy of all OSs, even though Win2k has better virtual memory management

the new iMac, which is pretty cheap for a machine with a flat screen

InkWell!

MOSR:

Registered a domain with the word "mac" in it

????

Read the original article here.

eggtroll posted

Slashdot editors once again continue their campaign of censorship. It has come to Egg Troll's attention that Jamie "Security Through Obscurity" McCarthy has sent a Cease and Desist order to our beloved Trollaxor for a diary entry posted on his website that detailed a javascript exploit to Slashcode.

The hypocracy in doing this is incredible. For a site that routinely condems companies that attempt such heavy-handed tactics shows that Slashdot is almost as morally bankrupt as VA/Systems soon will be. I would expect such tactics from the Church of Scientology or a Fortune 500 company. I guess Slashdot has learned: "If you can't beat them, join them!"

To make matters extra special, Jamie updated Slashdot's Slashcode, yet didn't release details of this exploit to other sites running Slashcode. Guess its only important for Slashdot to look out for number one!

Is the imminent collapse of their parent company causing them all this stress? Or maybe its years of using that substandard open source software. Whatever the case, this is one of the slimiest things Slashdot has done since the First Troll Post Investigation.

For those wondering the code in question can be found here

Thank you for your time,

Egg Troll

--

eggtroll posted

Slashdot editors once again continue their campaign of censorship. It has come to Egg Troll's attention that Jamie "Security Through Obscurity" McCarthy has sent a Cease and Desist order to our beloved Trollaxor for a diary entry posted on his website that detailed a javascript exploit to Slashcode.

The hypocracy in doing this is incredible. For a site that routinely condems companies that attempt such heavy-handed tactics shows that Slashdot is almost as morally bankrupt as VA/Systems soon will be. I would expect such tactics from the Church of Scientology or a Fortune 500 company. I guess Slashdot has learned: "If you can't beat them, join them!"

To make matters extra special, Jamie updated Slashdot's Slashcode, yet didn't release details of this exploit to other sites running Slashcode. Guess its only important for Slashdot to look out for number one!

Is the imminent collapse of their parent company causing them all this stress? Or maybe its years of using that substandard open source software. Whatever the case, this is one of the slimiest things Slashdot has done since the First Troll Post Investigation.

For those wondering the code in question can be found here

Thank you for your time,

Egg Troll

--

The hypocracy in doing this is incredible. For a site that routinely condems companies that attempt such heavy-handed tactics shows that Slashdot is almost as morally bankrupt as VA/Systems soon will be. I would expect such tactics from the Church of Scientology or a Fortune 500 company. I guess Slashdot has learned: "If you can't beat them, join them!"

To make matters extra special, Jamie updated Slashdot's Slashcode, yet didn't release details of this exploit to other sites running Slashcode. Guess its only important for Slashdot to look out for number one!

Is the imminent collapse of their parent company causing them all this stress? Or maybe its years of using that substandard open source software. Whatever the case, this is one of the slimiest things Slashdot has done since the First Troll Post Investigation.

For those wondering the code in question can be found here.

Thank you for your time,

Egg Troll

The hypocracy in doing this is incredible. For a site that routinely condems companies that attempt such heavy-handed tactics shows that Slashdot is almost as morally bankrupt as VA/Systems soon will be. I would expect such tactics from the Church of Scientology or a Fortune 500 company. I guess Slashdot has learned: "If you can't beat them, join them!"

To make matters extra special, Jamie updated Slashdot's Slashcode, yet didn't release details of this exploit to other sites running Slashcode. Guess its only important for Slashdot to look out for number one!

Is the imminent collapse of their parent company causing them all this stress? Or maybe its years of using that substandard open source software. Whatever the case, this is one of the slimiest things Slashdot has done since the First Troll Post Investigation.

For those wondering the code in question can be found here.

Thank you for your time,

Egg Troll

They tick you off
(you stupid asshole.)
Tilting your monitor with PWP
is their goal.
Where are the trolls?
There ought to be trolls.

Just when I stopped
giving a shit
they send news of hot grits
and petrified chicks exquisite.
We all should remember
Junis the Afghan
or my favorite
OOG THE CAVEMAN.

Where'd the time go?
Troll Tuesday's near;
a guaranteed free-for-all.
I like cold beer.
And where are the trolls?
Quick, send in the trolls.
Don't bother, they're here.

?
!
More laughs than you can possibly
fit in your palm.
And where are the trolls?
There ought to be trolls.
Just ask your mom.

They tick you off
(you stupid asshole.)
Tilting your monitor with PWP
is their goal.
Where are the trolls?
There ought to be trolls.

Just when I stopped
giving a shit
they send news of hot grits
and petrified chicks exquisite.
We all should remember
Junis the Afghan
or my favorite
OOG THE CAVEMAN.

Where'd the time go?
Troll Tuesday's near;
a guaranteed free-for-all.
I like cold beer.
And where are the trolls?
Quick, send in the trolls.
Don't bother, they're here.

?
!
More laughs than you can possibly
fit in your palm.
And where are the trolls?
There ought to be trolls.
Just ask your mom.

This one goes out to the trolls. They are condemned to fight their war in perpetuity, but you can feel free to raise their spirits by posting the following open source lyrics where you deem appropriate.

SEND IN THE TROLLS
sung to the tune of Send In The Clowns
Isn't it brown?
Gigantic and round?
You know it's distended when it
no longer makes a sound.
Where are the trolls?

They tick you off
(you stupid asshole.)
Tilting your monitor with PWP
is their goal.
Where are the trolls?
There ought to be trolls.

Just when I stopped
giving a shit
they send news of hot grits
and petrified chicks exquisite.
We all should remember
Junis the Afghan
or my favorite
OOG THE CAVEMAN.

Where'd the time go?
Troll Tuesday's near;
a guaranteed free-for-all.
I like cold beer.
And where are the trolls?
Quick, send in the trolls.
Don't bother, they're here.

?
!
More laughs than you can possibly
fit in your palm.
And where are the trolls?
There ought to be trolls.
Just ask your mom.

TT doesn't do the widening. TT looks like PRE but TT can line-wrap fine. They just do that to make it more noticeable. The problem is in Unicode line-breaking. Explained here.

Bwahahaha, if only that were formatted better so I could read it. Might be a contender in the Troll music awards... where the TROLLING POLKA is winning!!!!!

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

It's not a bug, it's by design. I'm not joking. Your local troll headquarters explains it as being a property of Unicode to not break lines in certain places. Even though Unicode is quite new, this behaviour is retroactive to certain ASCII chars like period and slash. Fully-implemented Unicode libraries will support wide pages if the text is layed out with the "proper" punctuation.

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

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Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

. . .

To the tune of Garbage's 'Cherry Lips'

Stretched Asshole
He showed you everything he had
But he was old and male
Your face is turning pale
You didnt have to turn around
But when his shit came out, you went and whipped it out
And started stroking up and down
It was the sickest thing that you had ever seen

He's such a filthy old man
In Xmas island domain
From in a concealed troll link
It is making you squirm

With his stretched asshold and bright red vains
He could make grown fags gasp when he exposed his ass
Now all the slashdot trolls agree
It is with out a doubt, the sickest thing you'll ever see

It seemed like goatse.cx would appear
Whenever you came near the nerds would start to fear
Now thats an ass you'd like to spear
You'd like to spank and fuck and then to have him call you "Dear"

[Repeat]

You hold a gerbil in your glove
You like to give him, filthy love
You make his rectum wanna dance
As you lube, and let him take your pants

Go baby go go, we're right behind you
Go baby go go, yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go, oh ,we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, oh, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go baby, oh, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're looking at you

[Repeat **]

Go baby go baby go, filthy old man
Go baby go baby go, In Xmas island domain
Go baby go baby go, From in a concealed troll link
Go baby go baby go, It is making you squirm
Go baby go go, go

Yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go, oh, we're right behind you


Vote #1 TrollBurger
Here and Here
Written in a few bored minutes,
Thankyou and I want to have your children.




And i missed first post because I was taking a shit - seriously.

To the tune of Garbage's 'Cherry Lips'

Stretched Asshole
He showed you everything he had
But he was old and male
Your face is turning pale
You didnt have to turn around
But when his shit came out, you went and whipped it out
And started stroking up and down
It was the sickest thing that you had ever seen

He's such a filthy old man
In Xmas island domain
From in a concealed troll link
It is making you squirm

With his stretched asshold and bright red vains
He could make grown fags gasp when he exposed his ass
Now all the slashdot trolls agree
It is with out a doubt, the sickest thing you'll ever see

It seemed like goatse.cx would appear
Whenever you came near the nerds would start to fear
Now thats an ass you'd like to spear
You'd like to spank and fuck and then to have him call you "Dear"

[Repeat]

You hold a gerbil in your glove
You like to give him, filthy love
You make his rectum wanna dance
As you lube, and let him take your pants

Go baby go go, we're right behind you
Go baby go go, yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go, oh ,we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, oh, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go baby, oh, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're looking at you

[Repeat **]

Go baby go baby go, filthy old man
Go baby go baby go, In Xmas island domain
Go baby go baby go, From in a concealed troll link
Go baby go baby go, It is making you squirm
Go baby go go, go

Yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go, oh, we're right behind you


Vote #1 TrollBurger
Here and Here
Written in a few bored minutes,
Thankyou and I want to have your children.




And i missed first post because I was taking a shit - seriously.

To the tune of Garbage's 'Cherry Lips'

Stretched Asshole
He showed you everything he had
But he was old and male
Your face is turning pale
You didnt have to turn around
But when his shit came out, you went and whipped it out
And started stroking up and down
It was the sickest thing that you had ever seen

He's such a filthy old man
In Xmas island domain
From in a concealed troll link
It is making you squirm

With his stretched asshold and bright red vains
He could make grown fags gasp when he exposed his ass
Now all the slashdot trolls agree
It is with out a doubt, the sickest thing you'll ever see

It seemed like goatse.cx would appear
Whenever you came near the nerds would start to fear
Now thats an ass you'd like to spear
You'd like to spank and fuck and then to have him call you "Dear"

[Repeat]

You hold a gerbil in your glove
You like to give him, filthy love
You make his rectum wanna dance
As you lube, and let him take your pants

Go baby go go, we're right behind you
Go baby go go, yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go, oh ,we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, oh, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go baby, oh, we're right behind you
Go baby go baby, yeah, we're looking at you

[Repeat **]

Go baby go baby go, filthy old man
Go baby go baby go, In Xmas island domain
Go baby go baby go, From in a concealed troll link
Go baby go baby go, It is making you squirm
Go baby go go, go

Yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go, oh, we're right behind you


Vote #1 TrollBurger
Here and Here
Written in a few bored minutes,
Thankyou and I want to have your children.




And i missed first post because I was taking a shit - seriously.

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

. . .

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

. . .

First, vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

. . .

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

. . .

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

. . .

Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

. . .

I accept this FP in my name, this is indeed a great honor and one I won't soon forget. I would like to thank the Trolling Community!

Remember the faceless trolls that have waged war in the name of a better tomorrow! I dedicate this great honor in thier names!

Turd For Trolls - www.trollaxor.com

Please, discuss.

Got rice?

I hope you get Beak Raped by a penguin!

I work as a research assistant for a psychology lab at a major university. Part of my duties includes running experiments on undergrads. I had just finished running this one experiment on a very attractive young lady. Just when I was moving to thank her for her participation and show her to the door, she interrupts.

"Look, I hate to beg, but I really need some extra credit for psych 101. If my final grade stinks as much as my current grade, my parents will cut off my allowance. Could you spot me a few extra participation points?"

"I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to do that." What a pathetic grade-grubber.

That's when the brat began sobbing and blubbering. "But I can't fail this class! I got straight A's in high school! I'll be a disgrace! I -"

"Well, I'm sorry but I can only award credit commensurate with the amount of time you give us. I -"

"What if I give you a blow job?"

Did she just say that? I'd better come up with a generic response if I didn't want to come off soundling like a big pervert in case she hadn't just tried to bribe me with oral pleasure.

"Sure, okay."

"Ten credits, I'll even swallow."

"Deal."

My remaining disbelief disappeared the minute she unzipped my trousers and opened wide. Little Jimmy was having a thoroughly good time, at first. But then I got a little nibble, and then another.

"Um, could you please stop biting me?"

"I can't help it, my braces only allow me to open my mouth so far."

Braces!?! This chick had braces? I guess The Castle Dental Center's advertised "invisible braces" really held true to their claim. Normally I would have avoided a metal-mouth right off the bat, but I'd been duped by The Castle. Common sense told me, begged me to abort immediately, but I've never been one to pull the pancakes off the griddle before they were done just because a cockroach had fallen into the batter. I was going to complete this transaction.

"ooh! ow! ooooh! ow-OW! oooh! ow!"

Five minutes later, the pancakes were done. My participant attempted to dismount, but something was wrong. My flesh was caught in her braces! I tried to work my pee-pee's way carefully and slowly out of her mouth, but she wouldn't hold still! Suddenly she jerked her head back and a flap of skin tore off. I screamed. She picked her teeth with her pinky nail, said, "Thanks for the credits!" cheerily and walked out.

I lay on the floor in a fetal position, my member bleeding, for an hour or so until a scab had formed. I get my dick cut up on Miss Piranha's maw of death and she gets ten credits?!? But she didn't have the credits yet - I had to award them! I still had control of the situation! Oh sweet revenge! Negative one-hundred for you, bitch!