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Bush, Ashcroft et al are on the right side of this issue? Amazing, especially since Fox News is their ministry of propaganda. I think that in the near future, only historians will know what the public domain even was. Here is a piece I wrote when the Eldred vs. Ashcroft case went the wrong way.

The jury is still out on whether El Chupacabra are aliens. They maybe a result of genetic tinkering, or a yet undiscovered species, but those cattle mutilations are El Chupacabra for sure. The worst parts are that El Chupacabra can breed with dogs, and that a Chupa Pup has been on a rampage in New England! Read more, and more, and still more.

The jury is still out on whether El Chupacabra are aliens. They maybe a result of genetic tinkering, or a yet undiscovered species, but those cattle mutilations are El Chupacabra for sure. The worst parts are that El Chupacabra can breed with dogs, and that a Chupa Pup has been on a rampage in New England! Read more, and more, and still more.

The jury is still out on whether El Chupacabra are aliens. They maybe a result of genetic tinkering, or a yet undiscovered species, but those cattle mutilations are El Chupacabra for sure. The worst parts are that El Chupacabra can breed with dogs, and that a Chupa Pup has been on a rampage in New England! Read more, and more, and still more.

The jury is still out on whether El Chupacabra are aliens. They maybe a result of genetic tinkering, or a yet undiscovered species, but those cattle mutilations are El Chupacabra for sure. The worst parts are that El Chupacabra can breed with dogs, and that a Chupa Pup has been on a rampage in New England! Read more, and more, and still more.

I don't know about humor, but for serious news, there is The Uncoveror. The article about the British Parliament's new crest was particularly informative.

I don't know about humor, but for serious news, there is The Uncoveror. The article about the British Parliament's new crest was particularly informative.

More info on snake oil. It is real, and it works!

Blair and the British government are BPs bitches. Case in point, their harassment of grease car drivers.

Television watching you is what they introduced the V-chip for.

New life on Mars? Only if the old life on Mars, the Zhti Ti Kofft decide to tolerate newcomers. They have been very unfriendly, historically.

I have a consumer advocacy website, dontbuycds.org on Fidelity Hosting. They have never given me any grief about the content of that site. They also have left alone my online tabloid, The Uncoveror. I can't complain about them.

Interesting stuff. Kasparov still think he is playing against computers. He doesn't know that he's been had.

So, they are retiring the Ariane-4, which has always worked, and going to the Ariane-5, which is unreliable. Maybe they should just follow NASA's lead and build a giant catapult to launch satellites into space.

The keyboard layout would be much less confusing if Milton Crane would stop whining about his intellectual property, and let manufacturers mark the "Any" Key.

Because of that warning, and the whole orange alert, the recession is over for the survival gear industry. It's Y2K all over again for them. I surmise that the Office of Homeland Security isn't talking about Asteroids, because we face a much greater threat from Space Invaders.

Because of that warning, and the whole orange alert, the recession is over for the survival gear industry. It's Y2K all over again for them. I surmise that the Office of Homeland Security isn't talking about Asteroids, because we face a much greater threat from Space Invaders.

My favorite tech joke is answering technically illiterate people who ask where the "any key" is. The obviously fake virus warnings that idiots keep forwarding are good for a laugh, too.

It's a hoax! Deep Junior was only a prop. He was really playing against Boris Spassky. Deep Blue was also just a prop. It was Bobby Fischer who beat Kasparov. Read More.

Who needs faked news when you can have The Real News?

Lawyers and insurance companies have set a bad example that has inspired organized crime to create a whole new racket, Prepaid Illegal Services. Check it out!

According to insiders, It indeed will be based on BSD. Check it out!

I really liked this guys scathing satire of Michael Eisner. He included a picture of Mickey in it. Fair use for sure, but I wonder if they will sue him?

Don't be fooled by the change in logo. The program has not changed. Total Information Awareness is "The Beast." and Bush's soon to be revived National ID plan is "The Mark"

Don't be fooled by the change in logo. The program has not changed. Total Information Awareness is "The Beast." and Bush's soon to be revived National ID plan is "The Mark"

They knew better than to lauch Rosetta after what happened to Contour. The aliens would just blow it up, too.

The government could do this to everyone, but tattooing bar codes would be cheaper. The government loves to steal ideas from urban legends.

The answer may be simpler than that. Electrostatic Discharge, or ESD. A simple shock should fry these chips. Wald on a carpet, and touch any suspect item. POP! No RFID chip. Hopefully, "The Beast" will be as easily evaded.

If the US Military is suffering from a bandwidth crunch, how does the Whitehouse expect the Total Information Awareness network to actually function? Do they still think computers are magic boxes that can do anything?

In addition to product placement, they are starting to use pop-up ads, and digitally inserted signs. Be afraid! Be very afraid! They contain subliminal messages.

HP is going down because Carly Fiorina is and IBM Mole. Read more.

They don't need no stinkin' satelites! They use the V-chip. Not to worry. Tin foil can fix that, too!

We don't have qualms about killing plants, and eating them because they aren't warm and fuzzy, or cute, but they in fact do feel pain. Killing plants is cruel, too. You vegans can knock it off with the Church Lady's "I'm Superior" dance now.

New Dawn Biotech solved this problem. They have meat that grows on trees, and they are about to take it to market. This is the same company that created Chick'N, and is working on F'sH.

New Dawn Biotech solved this problem. They have meat that grows on trees, and they are about to take it to market. This is the same company that created Chick'N, and is working on F'sH.

New Dawn Biotech solved this problem. They have meat that grows on trees, and they are about to take it to market. This is the same company that created Chick'N, and is working on F'sH.

Funny that you should mention a catapult. NASA, not the Chinese, plan to try that one.

This article about the Glass and Panes lawsuit does not require registration.

Since you are convinced you are doing nothing wrong, don't hesitate to accept a free webcam. Everyone else, don't take them! Throw them in the trash!

Michael Eisner just hasn't decided whether to rip off Barney or Dino to design the animatronic reptile.

I wonder if the Video Game Awards will produce anything worthy of inclusion on the Awards Show Awards? Is TV out of ideas or what?

EA the next Disney? Does Michael Eisner know about this? Will they constantly take from the public domain, without ever giving back to it like Disney does?

We will never terraform Mars. We will never colonize Mars. It is already inhabited by an advanced underground civilization called the Zhti Ti Kofft, and they are getting tired of us. We better leave Mars alone, or we could be toast!

Here is an article about just that!

So, DARPA thinks they can develop a way to track us all by sniffing our pheromones. Splashing on bottled pheromones would be more effective at confusing this technology than perfume alone, but there are drawbacks to using bottled pheromones, and it's funny you should mention bloodhounds.

Uncoveror.com covered the roborat story, and the slippery slope this leads down, such as the plan to create remote control human drones. While slashdot did not miss this one, a lot of other news outlets did, and this outrage must be stopped! Unethical isn't an adequate word to describe turning living creatures into automatons.

Uncoveror.com covered the roborat story, and the slippery slope this leads down, such as the plan to create remote control human drones. While slashdot did not miss this one, a lot of other news outlets did, and this outrage must be stopped! Unethical isn't an adequate word to describe turning living creatures into automatons.

The Russian Space Agency already told them what happened to CONTOUR. They even have a photo.

Any theories on which aliens did this? Was it the ones who destroyed CONTOUR, or perhaps it was the Zhti Ti Kofft.

Any theories on which aliens did this? Was it the ones who destroyed CONTOUR, or perhaps it was the Zhti Ti Kofft.