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The U.S. Department of Homeland Security raised the nation's terror threat to HIGH, and all you can think of is Have You Seen This Segway?

Primary occupant and space filler of the
The White House

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Read this story about how free speech was established with the U.S. seizure of an Iraqi radio station.

Thanks for nothing, moron,
W00t

It pays to be ignorant

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W00t

According to the Moron-In-Command

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W00t

Greetings, patriots:

Read more about the
Moron-In-Command's military service record
here

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you're not a "fellow hobbiest" - you're really him!

Good news for the Moron-In-Command

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W00t

Get Your War On 23

Read about how the U.S. government bribed Saddam and the Baath party for their phony war.

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W00t

Get Your War On

Who will be first to register zero.iq

I much prefer http://www.whitehouse.org

You forgot the best one.... whitehouse.org

Personally, I've always been more fond of http://www.whitehouse.org than either of the other two :-)

If you check out this page and look down four entries, you'll see that it is true. It is set to have a 2005 summer release with Universal producing it. He is going to shoot it on location in New Zealand with WETA doing all the f/x.

On the other hand, this is quite site questionable in authenticity (but true nonetheless) :)

...but fine propaganda none the less:

www.whitehouse.org

See the Whitehouse's site (carefull, second like is somewhat graphic)

See the Whitehouse's site (carefull, second like is somewhat graphic)

Something Awful's Guide To Surviving War In Iraq

Whitehouse.org

Get Your War On

Saddam Hussein's LiveJournal

(two of the above recently mentioned on the very article that's currently headlining Satanosphere).

Homeland security alert status has been raised to panic level. Barricade your windows! Get the children off the streets!

The White House home page.
written for the discerning who can tell at a glance when they're being fed a line. Slightly toungue in cheek, but a great source for how the administration really feels.
Note that this is *neither* the .gov *nor* the .com version!

Shock and awe this, you moron

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W00t

Then, and only then, will we be able to go to "Green" alert.

To send a letter of support to the Thief-In-Chief

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W00t

Get Your Fascist War On Iraq On

there always this campaign

What the FUCK is this? Is this some kind of joke?

Has someone defaced the whitehouse website, or what? I simply cannot believe the text on that page was ever written in seriousness.

The moron-in-command to at read and write.

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Woot

Get Your Unilateral War On Iraq On

there always this campaign

Help outst The Fascist-In-Chief

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W00t

Time For A Regime Change

If you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem

Thank you and have an Ashcroft_free day!

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W00t

Thanks for nothing, Moron

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Should go to none other than
the Puppet-In-Command

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W00t

Get Your Iraq War On

Personally I feel that Ashcroft would love to test that envelope.

On the otherhand this does present a case for placing a real value on domain names as company assets.

More troublesome would be to confiscate domains like http://whitehouse.org and gwbush.com which has been critical of the present monarchy. Allege a 'drug' or 'terrorism' charge and seize the domain pending outcome of the trial. This would allow them to shut down that site without looking like they were attacking the FIRST AMENDMENT.

The regular cops do this all the time with assets like cars and land. Local Governments even use that to aid in their finances. Budgeting against predicted seizure quotas Sure they will give back it's 'Value' years later after a civil suit which is even more longer. Or let it 'expire'

If this happens expect Whitehouse.org to be seized under eminent domain.

The biggest fruit in the world is: The Thief-In-Chief

Cheers,
W00t

Thanks for your timely response.
However, please report to the
Moron-In-Command who co-authored Fascism 2001-2003:
A Work in Progress by Ashcroft, J., Bush, G., Cheney, R. B., Poindexter, J., and Rumsfeld, D.

Try reading the thread at The Guardian
about spelling.

Net...hack? Rogue? Sounds suspicious to me. How can I get in touch with John Ashcroft?

Here is a list of books you better never buy, or check out of a library. After all, you aren't a terrorist, are you?

The Moron

Remember to Vote To Impeach The Cheney-Rumsfeld Cabal

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W00t

Yes, but that would mean getting rid of them, which would just be wrong.

Do your part tomorrow in protesting SchrubCo.'s War on Everything

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W00t

Get Your War On Page 19

Mini-Me or The Moron

Thanks in advance,
W00t

Moron

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Woot

and his 2003 State of ShrubCo Speech"

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W00t

Get Your War Crimes On

Thanks, Moron!

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Who believes that this fool participates in decision-making?

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W00t

Get Your War On

Simply follow the Bungler-In-Chief

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W00t

Amerikan Fascism: A Work In Progress (2001) by

by Bush, G. W., Ashcroft, J., Rumsfeld, D., and Cheney, D.

Impeach the Cheney Rumsfeld regime

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W00t

Get Your War-0n-Iraq Protest On

Impeach the Cheney Rumsfeld regime

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W00t

Get Your War-0n-Iraq Protest On

President-Vice Richard B. Cheney's ditto is none other than the Bungler-In-Chief

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W00t

President-Vice Richard B. Cheney's ditto is none other than the Bungler-In-Chief

Must report to Mini-Me's Brown Shirts

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W00t

Get Your War On