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U.S. National Do-Not-Call Registry is Law

extra88 writes "Bush has signed the Do-Not-Call Registry into law. The registry will be run by the FTC and funded by fees collected from telemarketers. Telemarketers can be fined up to $11K for calling someone on the list. Politicians, surveys (loophole?) and charities are exempt from using the list. The FCC oversees certain industries (airlines, banks and phone companies) and will have to "buy in" to the registry for it to affect those industries. Slashdot covered this story when the bill went through House of Representatives."

525 comments

  1. Hooray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally! Suck it, telemarketers.

  2. George W. Bush! by cybermace5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    HUG!!!!!

    (In all seriousness, this is great. Not only a telemarketing block list, but they're making them pay for it!)

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    1. Re:George W. Bush! by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      Bush did something that pleases /. Will wonders never cease?

      This scores points with the prols. I'd have advised The Evil One to postpone signing until just before the '04 elections.

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    2. Re:George W. Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see one potential problem here. Is the law prohibiting "Telemarketing calls" or "Sales calls".

      I'm in a state that already has a list that I'm on and my volume of "Telemarketing calls" has gone up while I've recieved no "Sales calls". esentially the companies that call me just want to inform me that if I could request information from them on a certain product or service but they weren't calling me to sell said product of service.

      BIG ASS LOOPHOLE that esentially gives telemarketers a big list of valid phone numbers.

      Maybe to really screw the telemarketers, people could put their cell phone numbers on the list and wait for the calls to come rolling in (an FCC violation)

    3. Re:George W. Bush! by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

      He could still screw an intern. That's shown to help.

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    4. Re:George W. Bush! by sharkman67 · · Score: 1

      Oh please, Evil One? You bleeding heart liberal. You probably participated in an anti-war rally as well.

      Get the hell out of America!

    5. Re:George W. Bush! by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the sarcasm. There was an implied smiley in there.

      Some of my fellow conservatives are embarrassing...

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    6. Re:George W. Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, *you* get the hell out of America, you goddamn Nazi fuck!

  3. sign up by clones · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where do I sign up?

    1. Re:sign up by Shenkerian · · Score: 1

      The article suggests the list will be ready this summer online and by a toll-free number. Can't wait.

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    2. Re:sign up by clones · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It would be nice if it was available online.

    3. Re:sign up by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, they'll call you and ask if you want to sign up!

    4. Re:sign up by InsaneGeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to the ftc's website http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/donotcall/ju mp.html

      It'll be phased in over 8 weeks region by region starting in July. You can register either by a toll-free call, or online (Yea!).

    5. Re:sign up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why isn't it available online, it's the 21st century. Hello ?

    6. Re:sign up by rworne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cool, and do-no-call activists can write up a nifty perl script that will register every number from 000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999.

      Yes, I know that the above can be pared down considerably by removing invalid area codes and prefixes.

      We could set this up as a distributed effort, with each ./ member taking a few hundred thousand numbers.

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    7. Re:sign up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these next 7 months will be the worst anyone has ever seen. telemarketers will make trillions of phone calls just to beat the penalty deadline. you'll get more spammed by phone calls than ever before until october.

    8. Re:sign up by nathanh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Cool, and do-no-call activists can write up a nifty perl script that will register every number from 000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999.

      That sounds like a one-liner competition! I submit:

      perl -wle '/(.{3})(.{3})(.{4})/ && print "$1-$2-$3" for (0 x10..9x10)'

      Giggle.

    9. Re:sign up by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      "According to the ftc's website http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/donotcall/ju mp.html"

      InsaneGeek huh?

      Insane? Maybe? Geek? Naw. Geeks know how to make a link. They know URLs will get distorted by /.'s garbage filter. Reply if you want to know how to make a link.

    10. Re:sign up by rworne · · Score: 1

      If I didn't post on this thread, I'd give you mod points for sure :)

      Great Job!

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    11. Re:sign up by dstutz · · Score: 1

      Probably not going to be that simple...from http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/tmarkg/donotca ll.htm

      "If you register online, you may need to provide limited personal information for confirmation."

    12. Re:sign up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Per the FTC web site

      In July, consumers will begin registering for free online or by calling a toll-free number. To avoid an unmanageable flood of registrations, initial sign-up by phone for the national "do not call" registry will be phased in, region-by-region, over an eight- week period. Online registration will be available nation-wide in July.

      In September, telemarketers and other sellers will have access to the registry. They will be required to scrub their call lists against the national "do not call" registry at least once every 90 days.

      In October, the FTC and the States will start to enforce the national "do not call" registry provisions of the Amended Telemarketing Sales Rule. Violators are subject to a fine of up to $11,000 per violation. At this point, consumers on the registry should start to get fewer telemarketing calls.

    13. Re:sign up by rworne · · Score: 1

      That's fine, but it beats the DMA's web solution of charging everyone $5 to get off junk mail lists.

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    14. Re:sign up by InsaneGeek · · Score: 1

      Whatever junior, reply when you know how to make a website that doesn't look like absolute shit smeared on a screen.

      Young pups thinking that a geek has time to worry about such things, maybe a suit... but not a geek.

    15. Re:sign up by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Wow. Touchy touchy :)

      It's funny you should remark about my site that obviously isn't supposed to be anything special (website cutdowns? how old are you?), and then you complain about people who think "a geek has time to worry about such things."

      You're obviously a noob. Here's a hint: Referring to yourself in the third person as a geek equates to you being a TOTAL lamer. You might as well go and say you're a H4(K3R W4R3Z D00d. And no, you can't have access to my elite file section.

    16. Re:sign up by InsaneGeek · · Score: 1

      Hehehe.... hook line and sinker, I got you sucka

    17. Re:sign up by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Please grow up. This is a discussion base. If you post something controversial, it will be replied to. The only person that's been "got" is you, if you think that you have done anything special.

    18. Re:sign up by InsaneGeek · · Score: 1

      Awww, can't take that your attempt failed miserably? You posted the controversy trying to be an ass it was way too obvious you were baiting; so I just fucked with you a bit. Talk about growing up, look at *your* original post in this thread.

    19. Re:sign up by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      "Awww, can't take that your attempt failed miserably?"

      My attempt? Shit, this is really something for you, isn't it?

      Lolzerz.

  4. Well... by RomSteady · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It may be opt-out instead of opt-in, but it's still better than a kick to the crotch...unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.

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  5. any chance by Squareball · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any chance that to inform the masses about this they will do a mass calling at 6:30pm (dinner time) ? ;)

  6. Hello Mr Jones by JustAnOtherCodeSerf · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'd like you to take a survey...
    1) What do you think about our new offer we're sending to people?
    2) Would our recent pricing changes convince you to switch to our company?
    3) PROFIT!

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    1. Re:Hello Mr Jones by Computer! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have actually received a telemarketing call that went much like this. Not bragging, just reminding everyone that many sales calls may be worded as surveys in the future.

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    2. Re:Hello Mr Jones by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Prediction (obvious):

      ALL Telemarketing will be surveys in 40 minutes

      Good work Yankee Plutocrats, youve managed to munge everything yet again.

    3. Re:Hello Mr Jones by yankeessuck · · Score: 1

      Parent might be modded funny but I wouldn't put it past companies to do this. Now we just gave them a centralized list of good phone numbers for their "surveys". The cynic in me thinks that the gov't thought of this and will use it as a profit center.

    4. Re:Hello Mr Jones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The survey loophole isn't as big as you think - one of the problems with telemarketers is that they keep the patter going to keep you on the line. A survey requires that they periodically stop to let you respond. This gives you a chance to politely thank them and hang up.

      Of course, most Slashdot readers would not be so polite as to wait that long, but it still is a boon for Joe Sixpack. Especially Joe Elderly Sixpack, who was raised with a different set of conversation standards, and can't bring him/herself to hang up on telemarketers.

    5. Re:Hello Mr Jones by catch23 · · Score: 1

      This is how you counter a survey telemarketer from now on:

      telemarketer: hi we like to ask you a few questions about our new product versus the competing product X.

      you: is this a survey?

      telemarketer: yes

      you: Ask me if I care.

      *click!*

  7. Surveys... by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surveys are indeed a loophole here. Since Indiana's do-not-call list went into effect (which is a MAJOR success), I have gotten some thinly veiled "research survey" calls, which offer a free sample of a product as the compensation for participating. They're pretty few and far between, though.

    I still can't believe that a legislature actually passed a reasonably effective and useful law, despite the opposition of lobbying groups!

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    1. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I have gotten some thinly veiled "research survey" calls, which offer a free sample of a product as the compensation for participating.

      I used to work for a legitimate marketing research firm (in Canada). Occasionally, we would offer free products as an incentive to complete the survey. These were legitimate offers (one-use phone cards, etc).

      This being said, however, I still agree that it would be possible for someone to abuse this system.

    2. Re:Surveys... by bofkentucky · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I still can't believe that a legislature actually passed a reasonably effective and useful law, despite the opposition of lobbying groups!
      Amazing what Republicans not in the pockets of trial lawyers do when they run the show.

      Seriously though, does someone have the actual vote counts on this bird. I'd love to know who is not going to be relected when it is brought up as a issue in '04, '06, or '08

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    3. Re:Surveys... by avandesande · · Score: 4, Funny

      Porn is protected because politicians watch porn. My guess is that many of these politicians were getting calls from telemarketers at home... You figure it out.

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    4. Re:Surveys... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't cast this as a Republican vs. Democrat thing. After all, at its core this law is a most un-Republican restraint on business, forcing telemarketers to subsidize a government-administered list of numbers that they cannot call.

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    5. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      give me a break, not in the pocket of trial lawyers? huh? do you belive 'the problem' is lawyers or just $$ Corruption, it has nothing to do with lawyers (specifically).

      Really, im betting you think the Demos are somehow different? Republicrats == Plutocrats. Get used to it, and enjoy your future as NorthAmerica's Isreal - you thought you had terrorist problems before? wait until your done with your latest unlawfull invasion of a foreign soverign.

      Dickhead.

    6. Re:Surveys... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >These were legitimate offers

      Nobody is saying the telemarkers are not legitimate. But if the call is an intrusion, it is a problem for the person being called. It does not matter whether the caller represents a "legitimate" enterprise.

      I just hung up on a caller who identified himself as calling from "Virginia Beach" with a sweepstakes that I've been entered into as a result of using one of my credit cards.

      The caller made two mistakes: 1. He called me on my cell phone, which costs me airtime after the first minute. 2. He did not take the hint from my first words "I am not interested in your product in any way, shape, or form, and I consider your call to be an unwelcome intrusion. Please take me off your list, and do not ever call this number again."

      The caller went on to explain that he wanted me to enter into a sweepstakes for $75000. I had to interrupt to say "I am not interested in your sweepstakes, and I do not care to hear about it."

      "I have asked you to terminate this discussion and place me on your do not call list. Please do so now, before I become hostile."

      The caller should not have said another word, but he went on with something I took no mind of.

      There was nothing legitimate about that call. I don't care who the caller represented.

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    7. Re:Surveys... by palme999 · · Score: 1

      Another experience. Since my state (Kansas) enacted theirs my calls have gone down enormously. "Surveys" however still slip through. They pitch a small 3 question survey about something meaningless, and then the next day I'm miraculously a "winner" of some cheap crap for having participated. Only catch is that they want to deliver it in person and sit down for a chat about some exciting travel opportunities in the comfort of my own home. Rediculous.

    8. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh get a few brain cells. The opposition in the rest of the world are a bunch of pusses who don't want to enforce the mandates they made. Eventually, they'll realize that and fall in line and THEY will repair their damage to diplomacy.

    9. Re:Surveys... by clearcache · · Score: 1

      I do work for one, and we offer incentives all the time. The problem, from the respondent's point of view, is how the heck do you know you're talking to a reputable research firm? They're not going to know the company I work for from the JoePretendsToBeASurveyButReallyTelemarkets company...because most survey companies - unless you're Nielsen and Gallup - are not household names. I will say this though - if a reputable company got caught selling under the guise of research, they'd be screwed. That's one of the quickest ways to lose your clients/CASRO membership/etc...

    10. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, I doubt many politicians answer their own phone, even at home.

    11. Re:Surveys... by cacav · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm more concerned with the charity loophole. The group "Lighthouse Credit Foundation" was busted by NY last year for calling people with automated messages (I average 3 calls a month from them myself) and no way to get off their lists. They claim they're exempt because they're a so-called charity offering debt relief.

      I'm worried more companies will find a way to try and look like a charitable organization. Or worse yet, pay a charity to do their solicitations for them as a middle-man.

    12. Re:Surveys... by schwanerhill · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Ignoring the partisan flaimbait (although I do not, in general, consider partisan a dirty word)...

      House Roll Call Vote on HR 395: 418 Yea, 7 Nay (5 Republican, 2 Democrat), 9 Not Voting

    13. Re:Surveys... by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      You should of let him know you where on a cell phone. It's ILLEGAL for telemarketers to call your cell phone afaik, as it costs YOU money.

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    14. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ almighty, how stupid are people? The UN is the one that wanted Iraq to disarm 12 years ago. If they don't enforce what terms they've put down to Hussein, *someone* must take that responsibility. Furthermore, I imagine a few million Iraqis don't consider their country "soverign", but a bunch of land and people owned by Saddam Hussein.

      Fucking idiot.

    15. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they pay to have a telephone sit there and not ring? Been eating retard sandwiches again, have you?

      Get your head out of your ass, your boyfriend wants to stick his cock in there.

    16. Re:Surveys... by cindik · · Score: 1

      I see it as...

      Hello, we'd like to ask you some questions about why you asked to be put on the national do not call registry.

      We'd like to send you a small gift for your time.

      The gift is free, except for shipping and handling.

      Do I have permission to send you this gift and bill you for the shipping and handling?

      Now please rate the following items on a scale of one to six, one being "an offer that makes me want to be on the do not call list" and six being "an offer that makes me wish I was not on the do not call list".

      An exciting credit opportunity

      Aluminum siding for your home

      A second mortgage for your home

      A subscription to Newsweek

      Switching to Chum and Exchange Long Distance

      ad nauseum.

    17. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll give you a clue... The rest of the world does not listen to Rush.

    18. Re:Surveys... by phriedom · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Amazing what Republicans not in the pockets of trial lawyers do when they run the show."

      5 Republicans voted against, and 2 Democrats did.Look for youself.

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    19. Re:Surveys... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      9 not voting? I'd love to know why they think they can't vote on an issue like this.

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    20. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmmm...ok. I know Rush isn't that popular anymore, but they had a few good albums.... What a non-sequitur.

    21. Re:Surveys... by android79 · · Score: 1

      From my reading of the telemarketing laws, it is not illegal for a telemarketer to call your cell phone. It is, however, illegal for a telemarketer to use an automated dialer to call your cell phone. So basically, if they call you personally, there are not breaking the law. And by law I mean the law of the US. The laws of karma are another thing entirely.

    22. Re:Surveys... by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      ah, thanks Android. The laws are quite confusing. Then again, if they where written in plain english, we wouldn't need lawyers.

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    23. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give them a bogus address or don't show up. That wastes more of their money than hanging up on a telemarketer.

    24. Re:Surveys... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned with the charity loophole. The group "Lighthouse Credit Foundation" was busted by NY last year for calling people with automated messages (I average 3 calls a month from them myself) and no way to get off their lists. They claim they're exempt because they're a so-called charity offering debt relief.

      Agreed.

      If you'll listen to these messages, almost all of them say "non-profit" somewhere in the message, which apparently allows them to call.

      A few months ago, I was receiving 1-2 calls per month from Lighthouse Credit Foundation. They included an 800 number. I called the 800 number, asked them to put me on their do-not-call list. Since then, I have not received a single phone call from them.

      However, I do get one or more 'nonprofit credit counseling" phone calls ever since I made that call. Suspicious.

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    25. Re:Surveys... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I still can't believe that a legislature actually passed a reasonably effective and useful law, despite the opposition of lobbying groups!"

      Because the law has a loophole for political campaigning, and in the end that's all they really care about.

    26. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enjoy your future as NorthAmerica's Isreal [sic]

      Sure, whatever... and who's going to be the occupied territory? Canada?

    27. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 overslept, 2 being "serviced", 4 drunk off their asses

    28. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The damage that this administration has done to U.S. diplomacy worldwide will take 20 years to repair.

      Yeah, and they said the same thing about Reagan.

      Which is not to say that they were wrong about it...

    29. Re:Surveys... by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      9R to 7D counting the NV's, which doesn't look as bad.

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    30. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      5 Republicans voted against, and 2 Democrats did.Look for youself. [house.gov]

      Yeah, and 219 Republicans voted Yea (over 198 Democrats), what's your point? All in all, it seems a fairly even split.

    31. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am in the unfortunate position of working for a sometimes telemarketer which has a close relationship to the DMA (I know, but the market sucks right now), and I've been told by very high up individuals in the company that it is illegal for a telemarketer to call a cell phone. Now, of course I'm taking someone elses word for it, but considering that the company was going to make special provisions in code to avoid making calls to cellphones and the type of company I'm in, I think it's a pretty accurate statement. On a personal note, I've had only a cell phone for about 5 or 6 years and rarely receive telemarking calls, when I do I state that I'm on a cell phone, and the telemarketer immediately and very politely appoligizes and hangs up.

    32. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let the IRS deals with fake charity groups.

    33. Re:Surveys... by Copid · · Score: 1

      The point is that the parent post was implying that the Democratic (at least, that's who I assume the poster was calling "in the pockets of trial lawyers") majority of the past was the obstacle to getting something like this passed. The point was that it was a fairly even split (thus invalidating the parent's bullshit implication).

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    34. Re:Surveys... by thogard · · Score: 1

      There are some very big non-profit compaines out there. One that comes to mind is MasterCard whith their close to a trillion dollars a year cash flow.

      They are a non-profit because when they were set up, it was clear that they were pushing a number of regulation issues. The founders thought it would help get things approved if it was a non-profit. So can Bank of America still call me offering me a MasterCard, since MasterCard is non-profit?

    35. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, diplomacy in the Reagan years/Bush years caused so many problems in the world. Berlin Wall came down, USSR fell apart, Libya got the smack-down it deserved. Liberals are truly full of (sh)it.

    36. Re:Surveys... by DaveSchool · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they have a butler or similar service-person answer it, retard.

    37. Re:Surveys... by BEHiker57W · · Score: 1

      Rob Bishop (R-Ut) is my congressman. He voted no. I guess I'll be writing a check to a Democrat in 2004.

    38. Re:Surveys... by Crossplatform · · Score: 1

      I have worked for telemarketing companies for over two years (I am a student in Lawrence Kansas, throw a rock and hit an out of work highly educated person) and I will say that this legisation (though I have not read through it) based on the breif view given to us by the article will be made useless by companies who will just call by surveys. And yes the company I work for does call 'do-not-call' people and we are told to hang up. Please kill me and get me out of this job. It's not pretty but it true.

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    39. Re:Surveys... by catch23 · · Score: 1

      "hi, i'm taking a survey on capitalone's new extremely low interest rate credit card that offers more features over the leading brand. Would you say you prefer capitalone's new low interest rate credit card with no credit checks and no monthly fee for only a limited time over the other leading brand?

    40. Re:Surveys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. Most politics these days IS porn!

    41. Re:Surveys... by PedXing · · Score: 1

      I don't believe MasterCard is a non-profit. There is no mention of this on their web site, or in google!

      Certainly most issuing banks are for-profits and would not be exempt under this "non-profit loophole". Yes, there are exempt, annoying non-profits, but MasterCard isn't one of them.

    42. Re:Surveys... by rifter · · Score: 1

      Nobody is saying the telemarkers are not legitimate. But if the call is an intrusion, it is a problem for the person being called. It does not matter whether the caller represents a "legitimate" enterprise.

      Well, I am going to contradict you slightly. Telemarketers are not legitimate. First off, the whole industry of telemarketing and spamming is rife with fraud, with a significant majority of products offered either nonexistent or grossly misrepresented. Secondly, most telemarketing/spamming companies have no legitimate business model. Whether you consider telemarketing and spamming legitemate business models (I don't)or not, a good chunk of these companies are only harvesting information to be sold to other telemarketers.

      If the product was valid in any way, if a sane person under normal circumstances would purchase it, then it could be marketed using normal means, (eg put in a store, put on the internet, advertised on radio and television, etc) rather than being sold *only* under situations in which the consumer makes a highly pressured spur of the moment decision and has virtually no way of proving what he/she was promised. There are laws governing false advertising, but in many states it would be illegal for you to record the telemarketing call to use as evidence later, even if it was technically feasible (remember you do not know when the call is coming and may not be prepared to record the call even if you have set up equipment to do so).

      Also, why do telemarketing and spamming companies go out of their way to contact people who explicitly do not want to be contacted (eg countermeasures against countermeasures, exercising loopholes, etc)? Clearly they do not mean to engage in legitemate business with real customers if they focus so much effort on reaching people who are not going to be their customers. Oh, and by the way, the telemarketers are already countering Bush's law and others like it with a supreme court case in which they allege that stopping them from calling you in the middle of dinner is infringing their freedom fo speech. Since a similar case was decided in favour of door-to-door salespeople, I would imagine this one has a good chance of winning as well, even though my freedom to say certian things and make real political speech is already "legally" infringed.

      With respect to the fraud, allowing telemarketing and spamming to continue just opens the door wide open for the social engineering efforts of various criminals who take advantage of naive people and steal their money/information/identity. These surveys and such just make it easier, because it will not seem odd they are asking you a lot of questions about your life when they are conducting a "survey." With telemarketing and spam directly linked to al qaeda (at least in the case of some of the Nigerian money spammers) and international gangs of varying nefariousness (the rest of the Nigerian money spammers are at best involved in gangs which are known to be involved in the international traffic of drugs and human beings, among other things). One would think our leaders would be better about this.

      I have not known a single company who employed these "tools" that did not also have 1) a shady, nonexistent, or criminal business model 2) a grossly misrepresented or nonexistent product. MCI Worldcom is a very good example, and I am glad they finally got what they deserved, but I was irked to find that somehow the carcass is still sending telemarketing calls (even in greater numbers than before!) this reminds me of whoever the evil bastards are who keep providing big incentives to buy Daewoo stuff hoping no one will notice there is no Daewoo anymore.

      Think of all the tax dollars that go to attorney generals and police officers chasing pretty much every telemarketer in every town in our country. Ask any police officer or anyone who works in an attorney general's office what they think of telemarketers (and door-to-door for that matter). This is not a business model that is good for anyone (consumer, business, government).

      Interestingly enough, I had a similar problem to yours when Qwest called me. In fact, not only did they not take me off their list, but they said they would call me again, and then even though I called back and talked to everyone I could telling them not to call me, they did in fact call me back later. I reported all this to teh ftc, but nothing happened. Oh, well, don't use Qwest then. I make it a point not only never to purchase things as a result of telemarketing calls, but also never to purchase anything from a company who engages in such practices, advising others to do the same, and if there was more I could do to punish such companies, I would. I think every telemarketing/spamming company deserves to go out of business completely and have all officers responsible in jail for life, but that is just me.

    43. Re:Surveys... by Zordak · · Score: 1
      I love your current Mod total: +5, Flamebait.

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    44. Re:Surveys... by rifter · · Score: 1

      Besides the obvious answer of Congresspeople generally having staff, even at home, to do everything including wipe their ass, you do realize you are talking about the people who:

      1) Think it is a good idea to pay farmers not to grow food

      2) Think it is a good idea to spend hundreds of billions of dollars on building more missiles we would never fire, which if we fired a very small fraction of them there would be no planet from which to fire the rest

      3) Think it is perfectly acceptable to pay 10-100 times as much as you and I would to buy services and contract buildings ($500 hammers, etc).

      In other words, rich, wasteful, and not too bright as a rule.

    45. Re:Surveys... by thogard · · Score: 1

      According to this link your right as of about July of last year. Before that it was a legally a non-profit and had some of the best benefits of any company. I know women who worked for them just to get their maternity benefits. I guess you checked out all 80,000 links in google with non-profit and MasterCard? I bet that took some time.

  8. What impact will it have? by Anixamander · · Score: 4, Informative

    My first thought was that this list could cut down my telemarketing calls received by about 90%. But what is that you say? It may not apply to phone companies? Well, I suppose cutting my telemarketing calls received by 5% is still some sort of progress.

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    1. Re:What impact will it have? by The_K4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's easy, I just use my cell phone for EVERYTHING. I never answer the home line. If I get a telemarketer (phone company, political or other wise) I explain that this is a cell phone, and I pay by the min for incomming and out going calls and as such is it illegal for them to call this number. I also ask for the company name, address and the referance number of this call that I may send them a bill for the charges of this call, which they are now legaly responsible. I only had to do that 3 times, and even with out actually sending them a bill, the calls stopped. :)

    2. Re:What impact will it have? by Duke · · Score: 1

      Since a similar law went into effect in Colorado, I receive abut one telemarketing call every three months, instead of one or two a week.

      It works.

    3. Re:What impact will it have? by tabacco · · Score: 1

      Heh... I always just tell them that I already have/use whatever they're selling. There's no way they can argue with that :)

    4. Re:What impact will it have? by Thorstein · · Score: 1

      the only phone company that can call you is the one you are currently subscribed too.

    5. Re:What impact will it have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but it puts you onto the "gullible person who'll buy anything if we get to him first" list. You're looking at the maximum possible call saturation from telemarketers, my friend.

    6. Re:What impact will it have? by IvyMike · · Score: 1

      Each company probably has an internal do-not-call list. For example, I had a little "incident" with MCI. I later (and rather politely) requested to be put on their do-not-call list, and they've actually never called me since. If it's just a few companies that are calling you, I'd try going that route.

      This doesn't change the fact that MCI is a bunch of asshats, though.

    7. Re:What impact will it have? by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      If I get a telemarketer (phone company, political or other wise) I explain that this is a cell phone, and I pay by the min for incomming and out going calls and as such is it illegal for them to call this number. I also ask for the company name, address and the referance number of this call that I may send them a bill for the charges of this call, which they are now legaly responsible.

      I do this anyway. With the land-line. They have no way of knowing that it's not a cell, and it still scares them. It's cut the calls down quite a bit since I started doing this a few months back.

      I suppose if my local phone comany calls directly, they'd be able to figure out that it's obviously not a cell number. Anyone else likely doesn't even know where their database of numbers comes from (I'm under the impression it's a lot like the SPAM "business" in that regard)...

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    8. Re:What impact will it have? by theaphila · · Score: 1

      same here. a friend sent me info on how to get on my state's do not call list when i got land line service (for dsl). i told her turning off the ringer seemed to be working pretty well. i haven't gotten a telemarketing call in 3 years.

    9. Re:What impact will it have? by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to affirm this. I do the same thing, and I don't even _have_ a land line. I use my cell for everything. I've been called maybe 3 times _total_ since I've had the phone (about 2 years). When it is someone soliciting, I indicate that it's a cell phone and request that they take me off of their mailing list. I think the legal implications of calling a cell phone are significantly more severe (they can probably get sued, etc), since my number hasn't "made the rounds" like land lines tend to; and I put it on _everything_ as my home phone number.

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    10. Re:What impact will it have? by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      That's a good idea, I'll have to add it to my arsenal. I also like explaining to long distance salesmen that I personally help the linemen set up and repair telephone lines, and as compensation for that, I get ridiculously low rates. If they want to beat my 2 cents a minute flat rate anywhere in the world, they're welcome to.They haven't been able to yet.

    11. Re:What impact will it have? by tabacco · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Been doing it for well over a year now and I'm lucky (?) to get one or two calls per month. There's a difference between buying something they're selling and buying something before they try to sell it to you.

      Take newspapers, for example. If they try to sell me the San Jose Mercury News and I tell them that I already subscribe, thet doesn't make me look any more gullible, it just tells them that at some point in the past I made the decision to subscribe to their paper.

    12. Re:What impact will it have? by tabacco · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I might try telling 'em that too. They won't know it's not true (in my case) :)

    13. Re:What impact will it have? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      >and I pay by the min for incomming and out going calls

      Huh? You pay for incoming calls? What kind of crazy idea is that? I think you need a new phone contract.

    14. Re:What impact will it have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phone plans charge you for using the phone. The originator of the call isn't a factor.

    15. Re:What impact will it have? by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      Huh? You pay for incoming calls? What kind of crazy idea is that? I think you need a new phone contract.

      In the US, airtime is charged to the wireless subscriber regardless of whether the call is initiated or received. There are some plans that charge no airtime when the call is made between two wireless phones on the same service provider, but that's a significantly different circumstance.

      Most wire-line service providers offer unlimited local calls for a flat monthly fee. So, when a wire-line customer calls a wireless customer, there is no additional charge to the caller. There are some areas that have local metered service for all local calls, but the per-minute charge is very small.

      Some European countries appear to charge a premimum to the caller when they call a wireless number. There is no equivalent in the US, aside from the 976-XXXX and 900-XXX-XXXX numbers that are often used by shady enterprises (phone sex, etc.) to extract money from unsophisticated callers. Phone companies are required to offer a free blocking service to prevent anyone from calling a pay service from a subscriber's phone.

  9. Thank goodness.. by SirFozzie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now if We can just get a "Do Not Spam" List to go with the "Do Not Call" list.

    First Post?

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    1. Re:Thank goodness.. by janap · · Score: 1

      Now if We can just get a "Do Not Spam" List to go with the "Do Not Call" list.

      If we could only...? It's the next logical step! First sensible move from the White House since the little cowboy took office.

      If you want to put a halter on spam, the first thing you need is something to enforce. Up until now, there hasn't been anything in sight. With an "opt out"-policy in place, the originator, or even the purported benefactor, of the unsolicited commercial email had better make sure they're untouchable by US jurisdiction. A server in a banana republic is not likely to save your ass for this one. And just how are you supposed to make business happen when you have to stay out of reach?

    2. Re:Thank goodness.. by FsG · · Score: 1

      Problem is, e-mail is cheap to send internationally, so all spammers will just move their servers to some lawless country (haven't they already?). All this list will accomplish, is giving the spammers a good source of active e-mail addresses.

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  10. in all seriousness by EEgopher · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I read the article . . . how do I sign up? ("Available this summer" means what exactly???)

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    1. Re:in all seriousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's English, a rough translation is "Available this summer".

      Sheesh. Think before you post.

  11. I'd advise you not to hug him... by returnofthe_spork · · Score: 0, Funny

    he's covered in blood and oil.

  12. Woo by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    * ring ring *
    Hello?
    Hallo, dees iz Al Quaeda fund raising group, please geef uz moe-nee.
    I'm on the National Do Not Call list!
    Ah.. forgiff my mistake, American Infidel. I shall call next perzon on list. Haff a nice day.
    No problem, g'day.

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    1. Re:Woo by parlyboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      No problem, g'day.

      Riiiight. That's exactly how us Americans sign off when we talk on the phone.

      "G'day, mate. Good on ya. Are we still on for the cricket world cup on Saturday? Make sure to throw an extra shrimp on the barbie, I'm bringing a sheila."

    2. Re:Woo by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that Mexico was part of the Axis of Evil these days? :] Have I not been keeping up with all the Terror Alerts or something?

    3. Re:Woo by freestyle-fiend · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that AL Qaeda members would not speak with an Amercian accent? Three British nationals were detained at Guantanamo Bay. Many other nations (includinng the US) provide Al Qaeda members. It's not just Afganistan and Iraq.

  13. Do-Not-Email Next? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
    All good, for now, but how long before this is extended to a national Do-Not-Email list? Assuming this passes the Supremes, regarding the 'first amendment - free speech' test, it seems only logical.

    I would personally like such a thing considering my volume of spam, but aside from anyone who lives by spamming, does anyone find issues with the extended concept?

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  14. How to get a dialtone when a surveyor calls by JPelorat · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hi, this is AnnoyingCo, we want you to pad, for absolutely no compensation, our database that we'll be selling to someone else so they can annoy you too."

    "My answer to all your questions will be 'Go fuck yourself raw, bitch'. Still want to ask? Have at it."

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    1. Re:How to get a dialtone when a surveyor calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd probably get sued by the telemarketer for that. And lose.

    2. Re:How to get a dialtone when a surveyor calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubtful. They initiated an unsolicited call, they can deal with the consequences. If they don't want to hear 'Go fuck yourself raw, bitch' after every answer, they can just hang the fuck up.

      It's not illegal to be profane on the telephone, much as you'd like it to be. Could probably get in trouble if it was a cop, but for something else, not that.

    3. Re:How to get a dialtone when a surveyor calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's not illegal to be profane on the telephone,
      >much as you'd like it to be.

      I think the angle would be that your verbal abuse against the caller, somehow constitutes sexual harassment. Your tactics might actually be a civil offense in your state.

      A case like that might be just the thing needed to end telemarketing forever. Raise the liability for the employers in phone shops.

    4. Re:How to get a dialtone when a surveyor calls by shepd · · Score: 1

      >I think the angle would be that your verbal abuse against the caller, somehow constitutes sexual harassment. Your tactics might actually be a civil offense in your state.

      What if you have (fuck bitch cunt) tourette's syndrome (ass shit)? (goddam)

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  15. The UK has one too by Macka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just signed up to the UK version, www.tpsonline.org.uk. It takes a month to work its way into the system, then I'm promised a big reduction in unsolicited phone calls, currently running at around 2-3 a day. As I have to work from home some weeks, so this will be a great relief. I'm glad you guys have it too.

    Macka

    1. Re:The UK has one too by toxcspdrmn · · Score: 1

      I am signed up with the Telephone Preference Service and phone spam is practically a thing of the past. The occasional call I do get ends in abject apologies when I tell them (politely) that the number they have just called is on the list.

      There is also the Mailing Preference Service, which does the same for junk mail - or at least junk mail addressed to me. Stuff sent to "The Occupier" and leaflets delivered in bulk by the postman are not halted.

      If only Spam could be dealt with as effectively...

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    2. Re:The UK has one too by Qube · · Score: 1

      It works well. Signed up a few months ago (as well as the postal/fax/SMS versions) and the number of calls has gone down signifacantly. One or two a month is all we get now, when it would be regularly during weekday evenings. The ones that do are either very apologetic for their mistake, or are clueless muppets who haven't even heard of TPS.

      Haven't had a fax "survey" (with 50p/min return number) or SMS spam since.

    3. Re:The UK has one too by Shabbs · · Score: 1

      I wish Canada would get a list like this. I work at home some days too and I can get close to 20 unsolicited calls each day. Ones that go un-answered call back every hour. It's crazy. In Canada you can ask to be removed from the calling list of the company that contacts you, and by law they have to, but the companies keep changing and being sub-contracted. They seem to be able to skirt around the law.

      There was talk of a list like this for Canada but I don't know where it went.

      Kudos to Bush - a good law to sign for sure.

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    4. Re:The UK has one too by Zemran · · Score: 1

      You can tell the post office to stop delivering the bulk mail delivered by the post man. They are obliged to stop if you ask. I do not know how to stop "The Occupier" stuff (paying the dam TV license might work) but I have more of a problem with stuff that is addressed to previous occupiers.

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    5. Re:The UK has one too by Snodgrass · · Score: 1

      "I'm glad you guys have it too."

      Why thank you, very kind of you. I'm glad to have it, too.

    6. Re:The UK has one too by mccalli · · Score: 1
      You can tell the post office to stop delivering the bulk mail delivered by the post man.

      Interesting. How? Is there a specific number to call, a special form of words...? I'm very interested in doing this, as it's just about my last form of non-email spam remaining.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    7. Re:The UK has one too by rifter · · Score: 1

      I guess you are talking about the UK. In the US, I have specifically been told that the post office cannot fail on purpose to deliver junk mail because they are getting paid to deliver it. Of course, only bills and junk mail come in the mail to me, and they constitute pretty much all of the usps' business anymore, so I guess they can't be blamed.

  16. how to break by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Phase 1:All telemarketers stop for n months.

    Phase 2: No fines = no funds to enforce law.

    Phase 3: Resume telemarketing

    Phase 4: Profit!

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    1. Re:how to break by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      Phase 2: No fines = no funds to enforce law.

      Except if you had RTFA instead of trying to get first post you would know that they collect fees for the administration of the program and those fees aren't necessarily fines.

      On another note, is it not the sweetest irony that GW is going to make them pay for their own destruction? Is that lovely or what?

    2. Re:how to break by segfault7375 · · Score: 1

      Phase 1:All telemarketers stop for n months.

      Phase 2: No fines = no funds to enforce law.

      Phase 3: Resume telemarketing

      Phase 4: Profit!

      If there's no telemarketing calls then there's no violations of the law to enforce and therefore no need of funds, right?

      Just an observation,
      Segfault

    3. Re:how to break by xombo · · Score: 1

      You forgot the ??? step

  17. yes yes yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very cool... the "Survey" thing will probably be exploited as a loophole, let's hope that the actual copy of the law is strong enough to prevent that.

  18. why is anyone exempt? by bkrrrrr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why are surveys and charities exempt? They're no less annoying, and have no right to call you out of the blue either.

    bkr

    1. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The usual reasons, to hide the fact that as political calls are exempt as well.

    2. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The charities thing is annoying.

      When i lived with my parents (like, before college, i mean) in Houston, 90% of the telemarketer calls we got were from the Purple Heart Foundation.

      This is because whenever my mom got a telemarketer, she asked to speak to a manager and asked to be taken off the list.

      For some reason, the Purple Heart was the only telemarketing group that never complied.

    3. Re:why is anyone exempt? by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the political calls. While I applaud the first half of the effort to eliminate these calls, I wish that politicians had the nuts to go the whole way and remove themselves and charities as exceptions.

    4. Re:why is anyone exempt? by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of political polling (aka surveys). With out these candidates would have no idea what (lies) to tell voters. This is call "covering their own asses".

    5. Re:why is anyone exempt? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Because the bill is designed to make Americans think that the Congress is doing something in their interest. Judging by the posts here (so far), it looks like it's been a great success.

      Of course, the bill will not actually do anything.

    6. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Restrictions on political speech/telephone calls would probably be quite controversial in the courts. Restricting commercial speech is MUCH easier.

    7. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Aumaden · · Score: 1
      I was rather surprised by the presence or "surveys" and the absence of "political candidiates".

      Pennsylvania's Do-Not-Call law makes exceptions for:

      • Made in response to a consumer's previous express request.
      • In reference to an existing debt, contract, payment or performance.
      • When an established business relationship between the consumer and the entity making the call currently exists.
      • Made on behalf of a tax-exempt charitable or fraternal organization.
      • Made on behalf of a veterans' organization.
      • Made on behalf of a political candidate.

      Hopefully the politicos will take a lesson from Pennsylvania's AG and enforce this law.

      -- Aumaden

    8. Re:why is anyone exempt? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Speaking of worthlessness:

      Congress renames French Fries

      Gee, I wonder why so few Americans vote. Could it be because Congress does worthless shit like the Do-Not-Call-Unless-You're-Taking-A-"Survey" Registry and renaming french fries?

    9. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Whatever you want to believe.

      Since signing up for my state's DNC list I've received precisely three telemarketing calls. All from DirecTV who I (kinda) had a pre-existing business relationship with. After the third I told them to place me on their DNC list.

      Ever since then, zilch. Which is down from 3-4 per week.

      Of course, you can decide that it will do absolutely nothing and not sign up for it. Then your desires will be fulfilled - it will do absolutely nothing for you.

    10. Re:why is anyone exempt? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Restricting commercial speech is MUCH easier."

      A counterpoint to the "corporations bought the government" motif?

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    11. Re:why is anyone exempt? by swb · · Score: 1

      Usually the argument about polls and political campaigns revolves around the sanctity of political speech.

      Calls like "We're calling from Sentor Grabbenbux campaign HQ urging you to vote Grabbenbux on election day" I can understand. Polls are a bit more of a stretch, although inquiring about political opinions may be as much about political speech.

      But that's the excuse. I no more want to talk to the Democrats or the Republicans in my livingroom than I do on my phone. The legally sanctioned ability to prevent them from yakking at me in my livingroom isn't a problem, so why wouldn't telling them to not call me be a problem?

      It sounds like just another loophole for politicos to me, cloaked in warm fuzzy 1st Ammendment clothing.

    12. Re:why is anyone exempt? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people, and can't consider a survey consisting only of telephone owning people who are willing to take a survey and who are clueless as to the do-not-call registry a valid sample space... There would be no real way to judge many of the statistics taken for granted these days without the ability to call and survey just about anyone. I would hate to think that all of /. would be excluded form any future informational research (according to the latest figures, 0.1% of the US population works in computing, and all of them at Microsoft).

      They don't necessarily have the right to call you out of the blue, but if the information is to be statistically valid that's exactly what they have to do. And it is in the public's interests to have accurate statistics (not that there aren't a lot of rigged polls going on).

      As for charities? I'm betting they originally wanted to exclude all "nonprofits," but realized that the ACLU and many other political groups are non-profit but not charities. Hence, gain the support of your friendly local Goodwill and keep your iron grip on politics.

    13. Re:why is anyone exempt? by pla · · Score: 1

      When an established business relationship between the consumer and the entity making the call currently exists.

      "Hi, I represent X-Corp, a member of the Company-A-through-Z conglomerate, of which you currently have a lawn service contract with L-Corp. As a loyal customer-6-times-removed, we'd like to offer you a great new product..."

      I don't see that as working so well.

      More importantly, though, I see the exemption for phone companies and banks as the biggest problem. I get *maybe* one call a month from someone ther than a bank (CC offers) or teleco (AT&T, Verizon DSL). So even if this law has balls, it won't significantly reduce the number of telemarketers I have to find new and creative ways to offend.

    14. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Bobo_The_Boinger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on, that is a foolish argument. If you are calling people and asking them "are you willing and able to take the time to take a survey right now?" You are already removing any randomness from your data. First you are only getting those people who OWN phones. You are also only going to get those people who have nothing better to do than talk to you at the instant that you call. As such you will talk to many more jobless people than those who work long hours, many more single people than those watching active small children, etc.

      Sorry, but if you want truly random data, you'll have to work a lot harder than picking up the nearest phone book to get it.

      As for whether the public needs more statistics, I don't think so. According to my calculations, I have actually listened to and understood 0.7% of statistics that are spewed at me daily from the television. Of those 0.01% have proven useful to me in my life. :)

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    15. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people...

      A survey call is no less intrusive than a sales call, and still hurts me to benefit you. IMSO surveys do not merit an exemption.

    16. Re:why is anyone exempt? by steve_l · · Score: 1

      I had a big argument with a survey company about this in the UK -they (one of the bug survey companies) called me and I immediately asked why they were ignoring my entry on the don't call list.

      First they came in with a bogus 'the computer dials random numbers, so it cant use the list' excuse, as if their app cant check the list after generating random numbers, then they came with a more realistic 'statistical validity of the sample' argument.

      So I said 'but doesnt my opting out affect your sample's validity' and hung up...

    17. Re:why is anyone exempt? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      It appears that your link is down at the moment. Here is probably the same story at CNN.com

    18. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people, and can't consider a survey consisting only of telephone owning people who are willing to take a survey and who are clueless as to the do-not-call registry a valid sample space...

      Pray tell, what is the difference in your sample bias if you do not call me, or of you do call and get told to f*ck off 'cause I don't answer no stupid questions?

      My standard question is "where can I send the bill?". If they do not understand, I explain that my time is valuable, and is not available for free... So far nobody has offered to pay for my opinions...

    19. Re:why is anyone exempt? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Um, and this took how many minutes in committee to make the change on the house menu?

    20. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Pray tell, what is the difference in your sample bias if you do not call me, or of you do call and get told to f*ck off 'cause I don't answer no stupid questions?

      Because "f*ck off 'cause I don't answer no stupid questions" is a valid and signifigant datapoint.

    21. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I no more want to talk to the Democrats or the Republicans in my livingroom than I do on my phone. The legally sanctioned ability to prevent them from yakking at me in my livingroom isn't a problem, so why wouldn't telling them to not call me be a problem?

      I agree, there shouldn't be a loophole. But, given that the loophole is there, thank goodness I still have the constitution right to go *click*.

    22. Re:why is anyone exempt? by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1

      That is indeed completely bogus. I worked for a survey company, and we maintained an internal Do Not Call list that was filtered out of our randoms after they were generated.

    23. Re:why is anyone exempt? by elronxenu · · Score: 1
      As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people

      Your need to get reliable data does not trump my right to not be disturbed by any you or any of the thousands of other sociologists who might want to call my number at random. Even though the chance is small that you in particular will choose my number to call, there are a lot more like you out there, doing basically the same kind of thing, which increases the probability that at least one of you is going to call me and ask me to participate in your survey, in which I am not the least bit interested.

      I tend to agree with the other comments which say if you want to use my time for your purposes, then you can pay at my rate for it.

    24. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you see the extend of the current telemarketing problem:
      it has paralyzed the country! Most of us don't
      even bother to answer the phone, which is equivalent
      for the US not having a working telephone infrastruction to the homes.
      And you are worried about telephone surveys? claiming
      that our present whorehouse-telephone system shout
      contniue? I think you are out of line.

    25. Re:why is anyone exempt? by taustin · · Score: 1

      As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people, and can't consider a survey consisting only of telephone owning people who are willing to take a survey and who are clueless as to the do-not-call registry a valid sample space

      It must really suck to be a sociologist.

    26. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First you are only getting those people who OWN phones. You are also only going to get those people who have nothing better to do than talk to you at the instant that you call. As such you will talk to many more jobless people than those who work long hours, many more single people than those watching active small children, etc.

      Sorry, but if you want truly random data, you'll have to work a lot harder than picking up the nearest phone book to get it.


      Fortunately (considering that it's literally impossible to get), you rarely need "truly random data". There are other techniques which deal with these problems, such as finding out values for variables which may be significant to your poll (age, gender, income, family situation, and the like are common) and trying to get a sample which roughly matches the variation within the population you're interested in.

    27. Re:why is anyone exempt? by extra88 · · Score: 1

      More importantly, though, I see the exemption for phone companies and banks as the biggest problem.

      They're not exempt, the FTC just doesn't have total jurisdiction over those industries. I think it's likely that the FCC (which *does* have jurisdiction) will cooperate with the FTC though they may add a couple of exceptions, just to look like they're doing something.

    28. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I worked for a research company in the US. We really did generate random phone numbers on the spot. We couldn't check everyone against a giant government database every time we dial the phone. It is not possible. But the idea in the research community really is that you must randomly generate the numbers. Our computers would randomly pick the last 4 digits of every number we called.

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    29. Re:why is anyone exempt? by weiyuent · · Score: 2, Informative

      Come on, that is a foolish argument. If you are calling people and asking them "are you willing and able to take the time to take a survey right now?" You are already removing any randomness from your data. First you are only getting those people who OWN phones. You are also only going to get those people who have nothing better to do than talk to you at the instant that you call. As such you will talk to many more jobless people than those who work long hours, many more single people than those watching active small children, etc.

      You point out some valid, basic flaws, but any pollster worth his salt is aware of and compensates for them using regression analyis. When the analyzed against known characteristics for the population, the results usually turn out to be very consistent.

      Sorry, but if you want truly random data, you'll have to work a lot harder than picking up the nearest phone book to get it.

      Yes, the accuracy of surveys can always be improved by casting an ever wider net, but pretty soon you run into the law of diminishing returns. Researchers always have to weigh the level of desired accuracy against the costs of surveying a large population sample. Is an extra significant figure on your stats worth and extra three zero's on your budget?

      As for whether the public needs more statistics, I don't think so. According to my calculations, I have actually listened to and understood 0.7% of statistics that are spewed at me daily from the television. Of those 0.01% have proven useful to me in my life.

      You're absolutely right on this point. In today's instant news culture we are awash in data but supplied very little actual information. The more we are told the less we know. It doesn't help that all the mainstream "news" sources are really just infotainment advertising tools, subservient to the whims of massive, monolithic media conglomerates.

    30. Re:why is anyone exempt? by osguru · · Score: 1

      Some surveys, such as some run by Hewlett Packard offer to pay for your time. I have made $100 per unsolicted survey.

    31. Re:why is anyone exempt? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      What state are you in? Does it provide similar exemptions (charities, politicians, surveys)? There's not enough information here to relate the two laws.

    32. Re:why is anyone exempt? by nolife · · Score: 1

      What about a street corner with a clipboard or snail mailing out your questions with a PPP return envelope?
      That way YOU or your organization is footing the bill and time and not the people like myself that have NO interest in participating.

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    33. Re:why is anyone exempt? by virtual_mps · · Score: 1
      As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people, and can't consider a survey consisting only of telephone owning people who are willing to take a survey and who are clueless as to the do-not-call registry a valid sample space...


      Why is it less valid than "people who have a phone, not working when the phone rings, not sleeping when the phone rings, not using a cell phone exclusively, not eating dinner, not in the bathroom (excluding people with bathroom phones), and still willing to take a survey?"
    34. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I worked for a research company in the US. We really did generate random phone numbers on the spot. We couldn't check everyone against a giant government database every time we dial the phone. It is not possible. But the idea in the research community really is that you must randomly generate the numbers. Our computers would randomly pick the last 4 digits of every number we called.

      "but we can't check-- the last 4 are randomly generated" is a bogus argument. If you have the area code and the prefix, It's a simple matter to get the "do not call" numbers from the Giant Database. What you mean is that y'all are too [lazy/cheap/uncaring] to modify the software to check if the randomly generated numbers are OK, yes?

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    35. Re:why is anyone exempt? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      > Why are surveys and charities exempt?

      The religious lobbies in the US simply would not stand to be cut out like this. Toss in local police/firefighters etc and it would impossible for this bill to gain support in an ultra-conservative atmosphere, especially in regards to religion. Those are constitiuents Bush cannot afford to offend, and considering he's a born-again, denies evolution, and starts his day with lotsa prayers he probably doesn't want to jepordize the influx of funds into the nation's churches.

      Telemarketing is more or less a dead business. Not to be ovely cynical here, but spam has taken its place. Will we be seeing more spam now that shady telemarketers can't call? I think so. This bill really needed an email no spam list rider.

    36. Re:why is anyone exempt? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      > As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people

      Well, that's your problem. Where is it listed that researchers have the right to arguably violate privacy? Yes, I fully understand that this would hurt the social sciences, but there's no real reason why a society comitted to privacy should respect your need to do research.

      If there was a significant privacy movement (dont laugh, the data mining backlash has already begun) I doubt there would be much sympathy for your position. In fact, I could imagine some pretty significant improvements of an opt-in only society - no more "no need to go out and vote folks the game is pretty much over" news predictions, no more questionable consensus on what Joe Sixpack really thinks, no more poisoning the well by ideological groups propping up some statistic or another, etc.

      As far as "random" goes, well I'm glad you put that in quotes. Phone polls have their faults. How much time do you give people to answer questions? Can they research something on google first? Nope, sometimes you guys take some preconception from the unprepared and present it as fact, especially in political polls.

      Maybe you're better off using email, but then who will respect your right to spam? It seems we're lax on telephones because its old technology and the call from the Fraternal Order of Police or from NEEDY_CHARITY is something of a tradition.

      >And it is in the public's interests to have accurate statistics

      Is it? Maybe its more in the public's interest to opt-in and have you guys work out the problems with randomness on your own. Its been illegal to ask for religious preference for the federal census for decades and it doesn't seem like we're the worse for the wear for it.

      Perhaps I'm advocating a neo-luddite approach, but I don't think so. You're advocating an approach which NEEDS to break the rules of consent for data. I'm saying that a very militant privacy policy does not hurt researchers very much and may be more valuable to the public than having an hourly gallup poll of what teens think of the President's tie or whatever is on cnn's front page right now.

    37. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a sociologist, I really do need to call "random" people.....

      And I need for you to stop calling me! My need to be left alone outweighs your need to make a living pestering me to spin some survey whose results are paid for by some lobbyist.

      I know what you need......another job. Sociologist, Ha!

    38. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Georgia, and it does provide exemptions for charities and politicians (including pollsters). No exemption for surveys. There is an exemption for businesses for which you have had a previous or current relationship.

      In the case of all but the politicians/pollsters you can still request to be placed on their Do Not Call list, which they must abide by thereafter.

    39. Re:why is anyone exempt? by AmoHongos · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the UK, but surveys are exempt from all do-not-call lists in the United States. Why would a survey company go to the extra expense and trouble of verifying their numbers against a do-no-call list if they're not required to?

    40. Re:why is anyone exempt? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Just curious, but would you think that this law would be unconstitutional and fight it if it applied to your type of trade?

      We all hate advertising, but how else are goods and services to be sold? Are business to business cold calls also exempted? How much is it going to cost to buy this list from the goverment? Won't this just further raise the cost of doing business in America causing more people to lose jobs...

    41. Re:why is anyone exempt? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Just curious, but would you think that this law would be unconstitutional and fight it if it applied to your type of trade?

      No. I wouldn't fight it. I would think it was a shame, but I would also realize that this loss was brought upon by a backlash against the tremendous number of surveys that are taken by corporations and pollsters with the express intention of acquiring a pre-concieved result with which to sell their physical or ideological products. These are very separate from the actual research done by educational and other institutions in the public good. For example, surveying a population on their commuting habits can provide valuable information to city planners that then translate into faster commutes and less traffic. Surveys control how federal funds are allocated, how cities are laid out, they judge how a population feels about issues (when not intentionally skewed). If that information was lost due to the gross number of surveys that sound something akin to "Given that Levis 501 Jeans outlast Guess Jeans by 10 years, and that the two have the same price, would you choose to buy Levis Jeans or Guess Jeans?" it would be a loss to society, but it would be a loss because it was a power that was abused.

      Quite frankly, because of the abuse, I'm about fed up with the system myself.

    42. Re:why is anyone exempt? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Your need to get reliable data does not trump my right to not be disturbed by any you or any of the thousands of other sociologists who might want to call my number at random.

      IANAL, but I don't remember the amendment where people were given the right to not be disturbed. Perhaps it is implicit in the second amendment. Either way, Spam, auto-dialing, and now cold calling are banned not because they violate any implicit rights of man but because they are terribly, terribly annoying. If knocking door to door got out of hand, that would probably be banned too.

      Many surveys are in the public interest. If there were no surveys the largely white older male christians in power in washington would have to guess about the desires of their constituents based upon their view of reality. How do you think Jesse Helms views the will of society?

      Surveys are annoying, but many are also in the public interest, and as such should be afforded more leeway than a commercial interest. If you want a representative democracy as opposed to a direct democracy yet expect your politicians to represent the will of the people you need surveys, plain and simple. Like jury duty, our form of government demands it.

      This is not to say there aren't junk surveys out there (there are a lot, sadly), or that society would fall apart without telephone surveying (it wouldn't), or that surveys are at all used responsibly by our elected officials or the media (they aren't... that's not surprising). But there are responsible surveys that are being taken that create a significant public good and are being used responsibly and intelligently by civil servants too honest to be in the media or political office. Those are the surveys that ought to be afforded the leeway to call you once a year to find out what the public wants and needs.

      It's using your time for your purposes, whether you have the forsight to see it or not.

    43. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      They don't necessarily have the right to call you out of the blue, but if the information is to be statistically valid that's exactly what they have to do.

      If you call me out of the blue, you're going to get yourself a nice big fat pack of lies. Put that in your survey.

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    44. Re:why is anyone exempt? by Steve+B · · Score: 1

      Now, now, now -- the vital role of the telephone in conducting random surveys has been well known ever since the Landon administration.

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  19. Overseas calls? by tinrobot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, if someone calls from within the US, you can haul them to court where there's an $11K fine... but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ottowa? Bombay?

    I get the feeling that, in order to survive, junk phone callers will resort to some dirty tricks.

    1. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 2, Informative
      but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ottowa? Bombay?

      If some company is stupid enough to make an international telemarketing call, have at it. That business model will soon drive them bankrupt.

      One of the reasons that we currently get telemarketing calls is the pricing structure of local and toll calls is low enough to support that model. This crap didn't happen back when a phone call actuall cost something.

    2. Re:Overseas calls? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      But the cost of the call itself would then be a limiting factor. Or haven't you priced a call to Bombay recently?

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    3. Re:Overseas calls? by technoendo · · Score: 1

      What about a call made just across the canadian/mexian border in a metropolitan area? Surely that wouldn't be too rediculous.

    4. Re:Overseas calls? by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      Calls from Canada to the US are quite cheap (on the long distance scale) -- starting at C$0.05 per minute for consumers and high volume customers get much better rates (down to somwhere around the C$0.03 per minute I believe).

    5. Re:Overseas calls? by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      Especially since call center jobs are being moved to India as fast as you can count them.

      I suppose that you'd find the parent company in the US and haul *them* into court. After all, they're having telemarketers call on their behalf, *AND* doing it from another country to boot.

    6. Re:Overseas calls? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      So, if someone calls from within the US, you can haul them to court where there's an $11K fine... but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ottowa? Bombay?

      1. "Who, may I ask, is calling?"
      2. "One moment, I will get the person for you."
      3. Set phone down, don't hang it up, go back to whatever you were doing.
      The cost of this should drive most of these companies out of business pretty quickly. And the rest of us can get back to our lives.

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    7. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

      Okay, now apply the concept of scale to your numbers. If you are calling 10,000 people a week you cannot support those kinds of prices.

    8. Re:Overseas calls? by lga · · Score: 2, Funny
      but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ottowa? Bombay?


      Oh, I don't think that will matter. After all, American laws apply to the whole world, don't they?
    9. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you are only calling a few people...

    10. Re:Overseas calls? by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1

      It presently costs 13 pesos (~US$1.30) per minute to call from Tijuana to San Diego (right across the border). This is due to the horribly outdated and corrupt monopoly that controls their phone systems down there (and we think we have it bad in the US)...

      Anyway, I wouldn't worry about phone spam from our neighbors to the south, at least until they get their telecom act together...

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    11. Re:Overseas calls? by daker13 · · Score: 5, Informative

      From http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/alerts/dncalrt .htm

      7. What about telemarketers calling from overseas? Are they covered? Won't you have difficulty enforcing your national "do not call" registry outside the U.S?
      Telemarketers calling U.S. consumers are covered, regardless of where they are calling from. Enforcement outside the U.S. is not as easy as it is at home, but it is not unusual for the FTC to take law enforcement action - and to prevail - against telemarketers calling from outside the U.S. Moreover, if a company within the U.S. solicits sales through an overseas professional telemarketer, that U.S. company is liable for any TSR violations of the telemarketer. Initiating enforcement action against such companies is not a problem for the FTC.

    12. Re:Overseas calls? by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Informative
      If some company is stupid enough to make an international telemarketing call, have at it. That business model will soon drive them bankrupt.

      One of the reasons that we currently get telemarketing calls is the pricing structure of local and toll calls is low enough to support that model.


      It will not drive them bankrupt, the lower labor costs offset the telephone costs by a huge margin. Most countries minimum wages are low enough that the increase in long distance rates will be out weighed by the savings in human labor.

      There are 60 minutes in an hour. Current local/LD rates here (for bulk customers) are somewhere below $0.03 a minute. That adds up to $1.80 an hour + $7.00 for labor. Total hourly cost for telephone + labor is $8.80.

      In a third world country, imagine if the telephone cost were $0.08 a minute ($4.08/hr). The labor cost could be as low as $0.50 an hour. Add that up and its way cheaper to operate outside the US.

      That is the reason India and the Phillipines have so many call centers. It just makes business sense.

      I don't see a reason why these telemarket companies will go under, they'll just move away and call from outside our wonderful country.

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    13. Re:Overseas calls? by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that high volume customers get other perks from the telcos, e.g., minimum call lengths where if the call is less than 15 seconds, there's no charge.

    14. Re:Overseas calls? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "but what if the call originates in... say... Tijuana? Ott(a)wa? Bombay?"

      Yeah! What happens if the telemarketer calls from some stinking armpit of a third world nation like Canada?

    15. Re:Overseas calls? by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1

      Company policy at the survey place I worked was that if their end of the line was dead for three minutes, they had pulled this trick. Hang up and mark as refusal, and go to next computer-dialed random number.

    16. Re:Overseas calls? by Jester998 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Canada is apparently "overseas"... ;)

    17. Re:Overseas calls? by Micah · · Score: 1

      > Okay, now apply the concept of scale to your numbers. If you are calling 10,000 people a week you cannot support those kinds of prices.

      3 Canadian cents a minute would be a LOT less than the salary they're paying the telemarketer for wages/commissions. It would almost be negligible in comparison.

    18. Re:Overseas calls? by marbike · · Score: 1

      Especially since call center jobs are being moved to India as fast as you can count them.

      One thing that at least one major telemarketer/outsourcer in the US does this is to use VOIP from India to the US, registering US numbers for the foreign IP-phone system. This, I believe, would not allow the telemarketing to work after the DNC is in place.

      The thing to remember is when you are talking to either an outsourcer or telemarketer with a US number, it does not mean that they are actually in the US.

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    19. Re:Overseas calls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To cut costs, all you'd need is a hefty net connection across the border to either Mexico or up here to Canada.

      The sweat shop has a voice connection to thier IP-phone connection in the US, the phone connection dials out to the intended victim, et voila!

      Or they could just wait until VoIP kicks in, then all the calls will be coming from overseas anyways.

      Don't you love how technology works?

      You still have to worry about the FTC chasing you all over (as another thread talks about), but how hard are they going to chase an outif from India or China?

    20. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

      Ok...fine. You go ahead and have all five Canadian companies call us if you want.

    21. Re:Overseas calls? by MsGeek · · Score: 1
      If some company is stupid enough to make an international telemarketing call, have at it. That business model will soon drive them bankrupt.

      Four letters: VoIP.

      I'm pretty sure that using Voice over Internet Protocol, even international calls could get sufficiently low to facilitate international telemarketing.

      Just you wait. We'll be hearing Pakistanis and Indians calling us about toner and fax paper a few months after this list goes into effect.

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    22. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

      I guess the point that I shoulda made in the beginning is that I don't think the FTC gives a goat's ass where the call center is if the company is a US company.

    23. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      As I told another gentleman:
      I don't think the FTC really cares where the call comes from, if the company is a US company they're toast.

      So, we are wasting our energy talking about call costs. It appears we all got caught up in a red herring.

      If you insist on taking "The world sucks 'cause companies are gonna find another way to screw us" feel free. I'll take the more positive view and see this as a Good Thing(tm)

    24. Re:Overseas calls? by legojenn · · Score: 1
      Why is it so hard to for Americans to spell Ottawa? There must be 4 or 5 Ottawa's in the US (Ohio, Michigan, Illinois, Kansas etc), but still the name is buggered up.

      Anyhow, I used to work for a call centre that primarily serviced American clients. If you used Fox Internet, you probably talked to helpdesk techs in Ottawa, same for a company called USIT. There were others, but I hated my job enough not to be curious.

      Cost will be no barrier to foreign harassment. It would be embarassing if Americans got harassed by call centres in Canada. It costs pennies per minute to call the US from Canada. If greedy telemarketers pay an Indian $1.00 per hour rather than the $11.00 they would pay the Canadian, it just may be economical to call from India too.

      Either way...yuck!

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    25. Re:Overseas calls? by thogard · · Score: 1

      When I lived in St Louis, I would get calls from Columbia Missouri. St Louis is in SWBell teritroy and Columbia is in GTE land. The wholesale call intrastate call rate is much higher than the wholesale rate to many overseas countries. You can buy committed overseas connections for as little as $28/mo per 64k voice channel if your willing to commit $20k/mo in call costs and if your willing to deal with the conditions that your on someone else's backup fiber.

    26. Re:Overseas calls? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      Alright. Last time for those who followed my (unintentional) red herring down this thread:

      I don't think the cost of a call is the issue here. Your call center can be in Timbuktu but if your company is in the US I am betting that the FTC doesn't care where the call originated.

    27. Re:Overseas calls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ottowa??? Then it's probably some frog!!

    28. Re:Overseas calls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we need to know how to spell it. It's not as though it's an important city compared with the capital, Toronto. ;)

    29. Re:Overseas calls? by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      "Initiating enforcement action against such companies is not a problem for the FTC."

      Appears the FTC are officially calling themselves badasses.

      I'll translate:

      We find out you mess with us, we kick your ass, no problem.

      Just my take.

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    30. Re:Overseas calls? by (trb001) · · Score: 1

      Keep them on the phone as long as possible, play them music, whatever, just to run up their phone bill.

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  20. but... by jcw2112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...where are all of the loopholes that you just know are in there. maybe i'm a bit cynical by nature, but there has to be at least one big enough to drive a truck through. i know about the survey thing and the non-profit, but where's the real built-in escape for that $11k fine?

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    1. Re:but... by windex · · Score: 1

      In the part that says all registered "Do-Not-Call" parties agree that all household members will vote for the GOP canidate in each election they participate in. :)

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  22. Wow! by Upright+Joe · · Score: 1

    Holy shit, GW actually did something right. I mean, I know it's not that hard picking up a pen and putting your signature where your political advisors tell you to. Still, this law rocks. I love it. If I could, I would marry it. I am so on that list A.S.A.P.

    1. Re:Wow! by foistboinder · · Score: 4, Funny
      Holy shit, GW actually did something right. I mean, I know it's not that hard picking up a pen and putting your signature where your political advisors tell you to. Still, this law rocks. I love it. If I could, I would marry it. I am so on that list A.S.A.P

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    2. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They told him he was signing off on an execution in Texas. For old times sake, or to warm up, wasn't clear.

    3. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes the blind squirrel IS a nut!

  23. It's all your fault by mr.nicholas · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You know, I've heard a lot of anger coming from the Telemarketing industry regarding this. The general consensus is that it will drive them completely out of business.

    You know what? It's all their faults anyway. If they hadn't been so aggresive and so intrusive (I used to get around 15 calls from 6pm to 9pm ... right smack dab in the middle of dinner), they wouldn't have pissed off an entire nation of people and legislation like this wouldn't be required.

    But they were, so it is needed.

    Hm. I guess that thought applies to SPAM as well.

    My comment to telemarketers: Here's a dime, go call someone who gives a damn (but make sure you check The Registry first!). As my mother used to say: you made the bed, now f**king sleep in it.

    1. Re:It's all your fault by SuperDuG · · Score: 1
      A lot of anger coming from the Telemarketing industry.

      This would infer that you "know" people in the telemarketing industry. Which would infer that you also might know some "higer-ups" in the telemarketing industry.

      I understand their pain, how about we call a secret meeting to have this act overturned.Tell all the telemarketers ... Tonight, midnight, behind the quickie mart, come unarmed with a whole lot of cash. They'll be a guy there named Bruiser, he really is going to miss all those calls at 8:00 AM and 7:00 PM, and he really knows about the pain and anguish that these things can cause and Bruiser will not stand for people to laugh during the process.

      I'm totally against the old Eye for an Eye law, time to implement new laws, Two Eyes for an Eye, bend over and take it.

      From my favorite movie Boilerroom -- "now I've got to actually get a job"

      --
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    2. Re:It's all your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I used to get around 15 calls from 6pm to 9pm ... right smack dab in the middle of dinner

      That's a long dinner.

    3. Re:It's all your fault by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pickpocketers, sheisters, and muggers were pretty upset when those industries were outlawed. But quite frankly if your business model is predicated upon annoying people, expect to get banned. Automated call machines were banned for exactly the same reason. Now that call-centers have become consolidated and automated enough to be a major nusiance, they rightfully should be too.

      I'm glad the telemarketing industry is angry. Hopefully that means we will be rid of those leeches upon society.

      Do something positive, and get back to us.

    4. Re:It's all your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me for having some class.

    5. Re:It's all your fault by Blimey85 · · Score: 1
      calls from 6pm to 9pm ... right smack dab in the middle of dinner

      Either your a very slow eater, or you eat a lot... 3 hours is the middle of dinner? How long do your dinners usually last?

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    6. Re:It's all your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from 6pm to 9pm ... right smack dab in the middle of dinner

      Jesus H. Christ! It takes you three hours to eat dinner? That must be one helluva meal!

    7. Re:It's all your fault by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      15 calls, at two minutes a call, is an extra 30 minutes.

      Figure an hour-hour and a half for a 'normal' dinner.

      And maybe an extra minute of 'distrubance' time for each call...

      Three hours sounds fairly close, actually.

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    8. Re:It's all your fault by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      I really feel for the telemarketting industry here. I'm in the same boat, really. I used to make over $2 Million/year as a hit man for the mob. Now, due to government meddling, it has become very difficult for me to make a living at all in the murder industry.

      This is one of many reasons why I've become an Anarcho-syndicalist.

      --

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    9. Re:It's all your fault by vocaro · · Score: 1
      As my mother used to say: you made the bed, now f**king sleep in it.

      Gosh, your mother sure had a foul mouth. :)

    10. Re:It's all your fault by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Automated call machines were banned for exactly the same reason."

      Unless they're operated by political campaigns. I don't even want to think about all the times "George Bush" called here during the Louisiana senate run-off last year...

    11. Re:It's all your fault by tbmaddux · · Score: 1
      ...quite frankly if your business model is predicated upon annoying people, expect to get banned.
      Dammit, it's UnAmerican jerks like you that make it hard for legitimate business people like me to make money at poking people in the ribs.
      --
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  24. Let me help them build the list by product+byproduct · · Score: 5, Funny

    #include <stdio.h>

    int main()
    {
    int i, j, k;

    for (i = 100; i <= 999; i++)
    for (j = 100; i <= 999; j++)
    for (k = 0; k <= 9999; k++)
    printf("(%03d) %03d-%04d\n", i, j, k);
    }

    1. Re:Let me help them build the list by RomSteady · · Score: 1
      Don't forget to filter out their own numbers. After all, we want them to consciously opt themselves out...especially since that is what we are expected to do.

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    2. Re:Let me help them build the list by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      come on, at least put 9-1-1 on the list of filtered calls...;)

    3. Re:Let me help them build the list by davinciII · · Score: 5, Funny

      for (i = 100; i = 999; i++)
      for (j = 100; i = 999; j++)--
      for (k = 0; k = 9999; k++)
      printf("(%03d) %03d-%04d\n", i, j, k);

      You've got yourself an endless loop. The second for statement will execute indefinitely, as i will always be 100 throughout the iteration.

      Ahh, the beauty of open source ;)

    4. Re:Let me help them build the list by ehiris · · Score: 1

      They should be allowed to call 1-900 numbers as much as they want.

    5. Re:Let me help them build the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a logical error in line 8 of your program that will render it useless for every area code other than area code "100".

    6. Re:Let me help them build the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Code for dnc compliant auto dialer

      #include <stdio.h>

      int main()
      {
      int i, j, k;
      string num;

      for (i = 100; i <= 999; i++){
      for (j = 100; i <= 999; j++){
      for (k = 0; k <= 9999; k++){
      num = "%d%d%d",i,j,k
      if(num!=ondnc){
      dial(num);
      }
      }} }
      }

    7. Re:Let me help them build the list by rworne · · Score: 4, Funny

      In order to post code for a code review, we must first:

      1) Have a Premilinary Design Review
      2) Have a Critical Design Review
      3) Submit your code package to CVS
      4) Call for a review meeting at least 5 business days in advance
      5) Submit a package for review at the time of the meeting notice complete with Engineering Notes, Class Diagrams, Structure Diagrams, and Sequence Diagrams.

      Thank you.

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    8. Re:Let me help them build the list by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      You've got yourself an endless loop.

      HEYYYY! We're talking about telemarkteters here, if they get stuck in an endless loop, it's great for us!

      Don't help them out man!

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    9. Re:Let me help them build the list by crazyprogrammer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just for fun I compiled "product byproduct's" source and ran it for a few minutes saving the output to a text file, which is 700M and never actually gets passed the 100 area code because after

      (100) 999-9999 the next number generated is
      (100) 1000-0000

      if you look at the second for loop in his code, you'll see that it checks the area code instead of the prefix

      This will get you the desired results

      #include <stdio.h>

      int main()
      {
      int i, j, k;

      //i and j start at 200 because there is no
      //area code or prefix that start with 1 or 0

      for (i = 200; i <= 999; i++)
      for (j = 200; j <= 999; j++)
      for (k = 0; k <= 9999; k++)
      printf("(%03d) %03d-%04d\n", i, j, k);
      }

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    10. Re:Let me help them build the list by Alomex · · Score: 2, Funny
      The fact that you were able to put together this software package so swiftly leads me to conclude that you received assistance from IBM. This assistance infringes on my patent for a "device to increment accumulator by value unit value". My lawyers have filed papers suing IBM for

      ....doctor evil pause....


      one million dollars!

    11. Re:Let me help them build the list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perl -le'$d="{".join(",","000".."100")."}";print for glob("($d)$d-$d")'

  25. Do-Not-Email Registry by anti11es · · Score: 1

    How long before we can get a Do-Not-Email Registry....

    Yeah like that is going to happen.

  26. I can see the SPAM already... by corporal_clegg · · Score: 1

    You are receiving this email because you have chosen to be placed in the National Do Not Call Registry. Your choice prevented you from receiving information on our valuable spa/webcam/vacation property offers.
    To remove yourself from this list, please click here

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  27. How are *they* going to do this? by Botchka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How the hell would I prove that a telemarketer called me? Is it my word against their word? Do I obtain phone records? Does the government obtain phone records? Now granted, my cell phone does a pretty good job of breaking calls down to incoming and outgoing, but I don't recall if it tells you the phone number of the incoming call on the bill Seems like yet another political feel good move that the government has no way of enforcing. Hey if it works and the iron the kinks out, then sign me up! Hell lets figure out how to do the same thing as spammers, since I think that cause more pain and cost more money.

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    1. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      AFAIK there is nothing in US law to prevent you from recording both sides of a conversation "for Quality Assurance purposes" at long as this is announced at the beginning of a conversation. You'd be amazed at how many pests you can get rid of that way, especially with a voice-capable modem and some disk space...

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    2. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      RadioShack telephone recorder: $80
      Recording medium: $1.50

      Legal evidence in a court of law: priceless.

      (Just be sure you, or they, mention that the call is being recorded... Not nessisary in all states.)

      --
      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    3. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

      Try call waiting, or *52. The actual number might vary by the phone comapany, but the gist of it is that once the caller has hung up you immediately hit *52 and get a message saying the number has been logged. That can then be used as evidence in court.

      Could be serious overkill though. The intended use is for stalkers and rapists.

    4. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by edp · · Score: 3, Informative
      "How the hell would I prove that a telemarketer called me?"

      First, your testimony is evidence, and that is probably sufficient for most cases. It is ancient technology, examining people as they tell their stories, but it works in most cases.

      Second, you can take a photograph of your calling-line display.

      Third, if they leave a message on your answering machine, you can take a recording to court.

      Fourth, you can keep a log of unwanted calls you receive. This is better than your testimony alone, because it shows you are being careful and are making accurate records.

      Fifth, many telemarketing suits involve multiple calls. You can give the judge a list of people you spoke to, on what dates, what you told them, and so on. The combined facts make it very unlikely that the defendant did not call you as you claim, and you only need a preponderance of the evidence to prevail.

      Sixth, you can ask your friends and neighbors if they received similar calls. Any telemarketer violating the do-not-call list is calling everyone, so you will find other witnesses to verify your report.

      Seventh, if it gets to that point is important enough, you can subpoena their records and so on. But then you are into real discovery and may not be able to use small claims court.

    5. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by RockyMountain · · Score: 1

      I don't know what standards of proof apply, but whatever they are, they appear to be a suitable deterrent -- at least in Colorado.

      The Colorado version of this law has been VERY effective. I've gone from receiving several calls per day, to one or two per month.

      I've never tried to actually prosecute one of the few remaining telemarketers, though. I just tell them never to call again, and I hang up.

    6. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by TheMidget · · Score: 1, Interesting
      It is ancient technology, examining people as they tell their stories, but it works in most cases.

      If you are a good actor, you can look very convincing, even if you don't tell the truth... Don't pull this off though, if you're the kind that easily blushes ;-)

      Second, you can take a photograph of your calling-line display.

      Can be faked to easily. Especially if your telephone is able to substitute names for known numbers...

      Third, if they leave a message on your answering machine, you can take a recording to court.

      Such recording could have come from another telephone, which is not on the "do not call list". And besides, what stoopid telemarketer leaves a message on the answering machine, if this is a number he's not supposed to be calling...

      Fourth, you can keep a log of unwanted calls you receive. This is better than your testimony alone, because it shows you are being careful and are making accurate records.

      Who says the records are accurate?

      Fifth, many telemarketing suits involve multiple calls. You can give the judge a list of people you spoke to, on what dates, what you told them, and so on. The combined facts make it very unlikely that the defendant did not call you as you claim, and you only need a preponderance of the evidence to prevail.

      Agreed.

      Sixth, you can ask your friends and neighbors if they received similar calls. Any telemarketer violating the do-not-call list is calling everyone, so you will find other witnesses to verify your report.

      Also agreed. While the probability of one consumer lying might be high (at least, in the eyes of the unethical businessman...), the probability of 10 people making up the same story is incredibly low... unless they operate in collusion.

      Seventh, if it gets to that point is important enough, you can subpoena their records and so on. But then you are into real discovery and may not be able to use small claims court.

      And, depending on how they're systems are set up, this would have the beneficial side effect of crippling their operations if you subpoena enough of their equipment...

    7. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by Blimey85 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think they should tie the phone company into this law. I think it would be pretty simple but I'll admit that I'm not fully versed on the intricaceis (sp?) of the phone system.

      What I think should happen is that the phone company has a database that contains the do-not-call list. They also have a database that has known call centers (should be simple... any place that has a crap load of outgoing phone calls everyday would be on this list). Then every call that is made from any of these places checks the list. If the number being called is on the list, the call is not put through and the call is logged. At the end of the month, a report is generated and sent to whoever collects the penalty fees. This saves us from getting calls even though we are on the list, and keeps the enforcement simple and cheap.

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    8. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      necessary.

      And now I must hit back and submit again until slashdot counts to 20.

    9. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Second, you can take a photograph of your
      >calling-line display.

      On TM calls, that almost always reads "Out of Area" for mine. In which case I don't pick up the phone, of course. The real problem is that these auto-callers leave freaking voice mail that I have to wade through.

      >you only need a preponderance of the evidence to
      >prevail.

      But what damage can you claim? As a licensed professional, can you bill your usual customary rate?

    10. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by davinciII · · Score: 1

      *Many* call centers have valid reasons to call consumers, usuallt that the consumer is their customer, or that the consumer gave them explicit permission to call them.

      Also, how can you fine them for not making it through? This would effectively stop the calls, but the penalties would not be enforceable.

      At our company we use a service provider called Gryphon Networks (http://www.gryphonnetworks.com/). You dial into their 800 number and do prospecting from there. If the number is on any state DNC list (and now federal) it will not allow the call to go through.

    11. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by dracocat · · Score: 2

      The FCC requires that notice of any recording of a telephone conversation must be given to the other parties of the conversation. (47 CFR 64.501; 2 FCC Record 502).

      This notice can be as simple as emitting a 1400 cycle tone every 12-18 seconds lasting 20/100 of a second.

    12. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by phriedom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All phone calls are logged to every number, always, caller-id or not; you can't necessarily get that info just by asking though. In my state, the Oregon Attorney General's office goes after the violator FOR you. I'm pretty sure they won't have any trouble getting records from the phone company if you tell him the date and time of the call. What is the telemarketer going to say to the evidence that they called you? "I was trying to call my Grandmother and dialed the wrong number." And the fine is $25-grand here. Or at least it was. I expect that the Fedral list will get rid of the state lists, though I have not read the law.

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    13. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Register with "Do Not Call" list
      2. Setup answering machine with caller id
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

    14. Re:How are *they* going to do this? by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      So, is anyone really going to bother to fake #1-#4 just to go to court with a telemarketer? Their calls are annoying enough, I'd hate to meet their lawyers...

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  28. airlines, banks and phone companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm. that's the bulk of my telemarketing calls.
    I think I'll opt-out of the opt-out for now.

  29. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Warthog9 · · Score: 1

    The Supremes will have no problem with this, as it is NOT free speech. Freedom of speech means you can say anything you want (within reason) it does NOT mean that if I don't want to listen to it you have to force it upon me by calling me at the most inconvient time of the day while I'm eating my dinner with my family, which for the record is about the only time most of us SEE our families (if then), it's more these companies butting into the few moments we have to be a family together and they are stealing THAT from us.

    It's not freedom of speech when you force it down my throat when I don't want to hear it.

  30. My name is Jim... by greenskyx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm running for congress... would you be interested in switching to AT&T?????????

    1. Re:My name is Jim... by jcoleman · · Score: 1

      ...or pledge a donation to your local police department?

    2. Re:My name is Jim... by greenskyx · · Score: 1

      You know I do get a lot of calls like that. Fortunately they aren't as annoying as some of the other telemarketer calls.

    3. Re:My name is Jim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon, we all know that anyone running for office who had been a telemarketer would get ridiculed for it in the press by his opponents :)

  31. tpsonline.org.uk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how do they handle all those TPS reports, then?

    1. Re:tpsonline.org.uk? by Macka · · Score: 1



      They are an organisation funded by OFTEL (Office of Telecommunications) a government body. So presumably, they have sufficient dedicated staff to deal with the complaints. More details are on their "What is TPS" page.

    2. Re:tpsonline.org.uk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you get the memo?

  32. HURRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when WHEN WHEN will this be put into action?

  33. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Jason+Cain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How would you enforce it? I assume that most of my unsolicited telephone calls come from within the US, and are therefore subject to US laws.
    The callers could move outside the US, but the cost of making the phone calls would increase dramatically.

    However, it's easy for spammers to move outside the US to avoid an unfavorable law, and doesn't really change their costs much.

  34. OT: FUNNY HILLARY ROSEN JOKE! by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In case you hadn't seen this one before:

    Rosen switches...

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  35. No Call List in Kentucky by kewsh · · Score: 1

    We've had this in Kentucky for nearly a year now and occasionally I get a call from telemarketers but when you speak they hang up as if the computer searched the list after it dialed my number and got a response from me. So its still somewhat annoying if they have outdated equiptment.

  36. How and When? by jimmcq · · Score: 1

    Soooooo.... How do I sign up, and when?

  37. only phone? how about email? by axxackall · · Score: 1

    Who use this phone devices today? I almost never received calls from telemarketers. But my yahoo acounts are flooded by spam. I leave my yahoo addresses in all suspecius forms. In fact - in all forms. Of course I keep my home email addresses as private as possible. And many people do the same. It is not convinient. And it's not what we, email users, expected originally from the email system. So what about email antispam laws? Many people and especially corporations would be happy to register their email accounts in the "do-not-call" list, and they are ready to pay for it to protect their privacy.

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  38. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1
    All good, for now, but how long before this is extended to a national Do-Not-Email list?
    Since 99% of unsolicited spam comes from somewhere outside the country, this list would mean precisely nothing.
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  39. What about autodialers? by YetAnotherName · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Recently, telemarketing calls I've been getting go like this:
    Hello, this is [different voice] BARBARA [/different voice], and I'd like to talk to you about the exciting benefits of something-or-other. Press ONE if you'd like more details.
    Now, I'm already on the state's do-not-call list, but how do I tell these people they've broken the law? If I press ONE, I'm saying I want more details. If I do nothing, their machine hangs up.

    My current solution is to use an auto-attendant wherein a caller needs to press my extension number to ring me. Now, their machine talks to my machine, and I never even hear a phone ring.

    But I'd still like to cause them some pain.
    1. Re:What about autodialers? by Sabalon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same here...and I thought the current federal code about telemarketters made using a recorded message a no-no.

    2. Re:What about autodialers? by dsb3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm getting more and more of these :-(

      I tried calling the operator to report it once, but they bounced me around three different people who didn't give a damn and hung up.

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    3. Re:What about autodialers? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      You could try setting your machine to refuse calls from withheld numbers; unfortunately some of my legitimate callers have set their landline phones to automatically withhold their number so that could generate false positives.

    4. Re:What about autodialers? by Ricdude · · Score: 1

      In my area, you can have the phone company refuse calls to your phone from withheld numbers (for the low low fee of $5 a month). However, you can set a 4 digit password for the number, so anyone whose call would otherwise be blocked gets a message:

      "Your call will not be completed as the person you're calling does not elect to receive calls from unknown or privacy blocked numbers. If you know their password, enter it now and your call will be completed."

      Frequently, pay phones ("my car broke down can you pick me up?") show up as unknown on caller id units. This allows actual humans to contact you if their stuck using a strange phone, and gives the wardialing telemarketers an excuse to hang up early.

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    5. Re:What about autodialers? by taustin · · Score: 1

      It does. IIRC, there's a right of private action, too, if you can figure out who they are to sue them.

    6. Re:What about autodialers? by j1mmy · · Score: 1

      Autodialers are illegal under U.S. law and have been for years. I don't know how to fight them.

    7. Re:What about autodialers? by osguru · · Score: 1

      I think the federal goverment, similiar to the state based Do Not Call lists is hoping for saftey in numbers. Lets assume they call an entire prefix 50 people complain/report the incident, and out of the 50 - 2 actually do homework on the telemarketer. That should be enough for the goverment to follow up on. In addition, this division's money is coming from fines - so any incident not properly followed up on would be lost revenue.

  40. Great! by makoffee · · Score: 1

    One good thing the administration has done!

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  41. These SOBs are calling me on my cell phone now by doublem · · Score: 1

    Yesterday I got a call on my cell phone from my credit card company, hawking a balance transfer. I'm tempted to send them a bill for the air time.

    Oddly enough, it was from my Linux Fund credit card.

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    1. Re:These SOBs are calling me on my cell phone now by taustin · · Score: 1

      Telemarketing call to cellphones without explicit permission are illegal, and there is no excemption of any kind. And the telemarketers are required to know if it's a cell phone number in advance. Most will actually put you on a no-call list if you tell them it's a cell phone. Screaming obscenities seems to help, as well (seriously). I've never gotten two calls from the same sleaze on my cell phone.

  42. But is it constitutional? by drfuchs · · Score: 1

    Hold your glee. In short order, a telemarketing company will launch a court case, and the rule will be put aside for a decade or so while it works its way up to the Supreme Court. Oh, well, maybe our kids will benefit.

    1. Re:But is it constitutional? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Seems pretty cut-n-dry to me. Maybe they can fast track this. AFAIK, the Constitution says you can print anything you want*, not that I have to buy your newspaper. There is a direct analogy between spending my time and spending my money.

      I'm disappointed that pollsters, telcos and non-profits get breaks. They bother us as much as the others, and there is no compelling public benefit to granting them an exception. Alas... this is associated with the lobbying/campaign finance issues that currently plague the US government, which present much more difficult issues from the constitutional standpoint.

      *subject to certain established constraints like obscenity, slander, etc. Of course, that's not the issue here.

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    2. Re:But is it constitutional? by dacarr · · Score: 1
      IANAL.

      Freedom of speech though will only extend to where it does not impigne (Sp?) on others' freedoms. As such, there are no other laws that, IMHO, would be covered by this, except possibly free trade - but then again, you are free to not buy from a telemarketroid. So yes, this law would be constitutional IMO.

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  43. Do-Not-Spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now why can't we do this with spam? It looks like this was exactly what Lawrence Lessig wants.

    And before anyone says "BUT THAT WILL JUST MAKE THE SPAMMERS MOVE OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.!": With something like spam, *isolating* the problem is a big step toward fixing it, especially when you realize two things: first off, the biggest method currently of combatting spam is blackhole lists. If you remove the need to blackhole-list america because you can just sue spammers within america, that's a big chunk of the world's SMTP and a much easier time targetting those blackhole lists. Second off, most of the business for spam will be within the U.S.. Assuming that the law also allows u.S. businesses who hire spammers who go around the do-not-call registry to be sued as if they'd spammed themselves, that's a bunch of the spammers' money.

    Third off, the biggest problem with spam is so much of it is forged, thus making the spammers hard to track and hard to blackhole. However, moving the spammers outside the U.S. means that all spam in the U.S. will be have to enter through the entry points into the U.S.. This makes filtering easier, not to mention that if the clients of the spammers can be sued just like spammers, it doesn't matter how well the spammers have hidden themselves.

  44. How about Fax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Currently for some reason I keep getting faxes too. Its very annoying to hear those beeps when you pick up the phone. Can I get them to stop too using this?

    1. Re:How about Fax by WetCat · · Score: 1

      Unsolicited faxes are already prohibited. Call your phone company and ask them that you receiving that faxes and ask them to whom you need to complain.

  45. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do-not-email would be useless against international spam. Also email addresses are too ephemeral. Such a database could eventually have terabytes of unused data. Not to mention searches against such a large database would be computationally, and thus monetarily, costly.

  46. Why politicians? by teetam · · Score: 1

    Any good reasons why politicians are exempt? I don't want unsolicited calls from anybody. Period.

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    1. Re:Why politicians? by WetCat · · Score: 1

      1. Hire a politician
      2. Make phone calls
      3. ...
      4. Profit!

    2. Re:Why politicians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Political calls are exempt because they are protected free speech. It's sorta soapboxish.

    3. Re:Why politicians? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      Politicians make laws, they don't follow them, duh.

    4. Re:Why politicians? by Adam.Steinbaugh · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the government can't regulate political speech, as it's protected by the first ammendment.

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    5. Re:Why politicians? by teetam · · Score: 1
      I thought the first amendment was about freedom of speech overall, rather than freedom of political speech alone.

      Since it also guarantees freedom of religious speech, does that mean that any religious body can call me up and solicit conversion to their religion?

      Freedom of speech is for everybody, not just politicians.

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    6. Re:Why politicians? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      IIRC, the government can't regulate political speech, as it's protected by the first ammendment.

      So you can paste a poster reading "Bush Is A Boob" or "Daschle Is A Dope" (whichever you prefer) any old place you want -- a mailbox, somebody's house, the steps of the US Capitol, whatever? I don't think so....

      Obviously, political speech, like any other speech, does not trump private property rights. This is just an excuse for politicians to not have to obey the laws they make for everybody else.

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  47. Woohoo! by fitten · · Score: 1

    "Telemarketers say the registry will devastate their business. "

    God I hope so.

    I hope they start allowing sign-ups soon.

    1. Re:Woohoo! by fitten · · Score: 2

      "The Direct Marketing Association, an industry group, filed a lawsuit against the FTC last month on grounds the registry unlawfully restricts free speech."

      IANAL, but does "free speech" cover calling me on a telephone service that I pay for? I would side with them if the law was talking about hawking from street corners but they are using my money to annoy me.

  48. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by djrogers · · Score: 1

    You start by enforcong it at the retail level - someone in the USofA has to be taking orders for, shipping, and profiting! (step 3?) from those pills that make my unit bigger. Those are the ones you nail - if they stop hiring the spam companies to 'promote' them, then the volume might drop significantly.

    Of course this would not work for spam advertising an offshore website or service, but hey - it's a start...

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  49. Were is the problem ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just groan a little into the phone and then scream "Oh yes ! More ! YES ! More, FASTER ! YEEEEEESSS !"

    Not a single company called me twice.

  50. Better by Blueice88 · · Score: 0

    So,just one thing bush give to american people.Im from Brazil, but i read in much sites of there(http://www.cnn.com).Your approvation is very Small.Sorry but i wanna include an off-topic:What you think about of Bushs Government???best regards. Blueice88

  51. Interesting idea! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

    Maybe Bush is actually a hardcore anti-spammer? Creating a national Do Not Call list is step one. But now, moving on to email spam... how to do it? Most of it comes from overseas. Maybe the reason Bush is trying to run the world is so that the anti-spam list would be able to be enforced?

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    1. Re:Interesting idea! by SirFozzie · · Score: 1

      Easily done. If it's done for a proveable source here in the US, it can be smacked (say, if the mailbox for checks is in the US), or if it's done on behalf of a US company (PROVEABLY done on behalf, no joe-jobbing here)

      Trust me, It can be done. Then the spammers really will be hurting :)

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    2. Re:Interesting idea! by DataPath · · Score: 1

      Actually, Bush is a hard core anti-spammer. He's collaborating with Microsoft to eliminate competing asian spam. That's what trusted computing is all about - if its not a serialized, microsoft-monitored computer, it can't transmit anything on the internet.

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    3. Re:Interesting idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? The libs like to blame Bush for everything else, why not add spam to the list?

    4. Re:Interesting idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he suggested that Bush was anti-spam. Maybe if you cons paid more attention, people would take you more seriously.

    5. Re:Interesting idea! by rifter · · Score: 1

      I would add that spam filtering should be mandated at all US ISPs and access points. Hell, if we have the fbi sniffing all our packets now (ala Carnivore) why not have them do something useful, like get rid of the spam? :)

  52. Telemarketing Hell by violent.ed · · Score: 1

    I still can't believe that a legislature actually passed a reasonably effective and useful law, despite the opposition of lobbying groups!
    I can't believe that ANY body of lawmakers actually thought this up! I mean coming from the same people that passed the DMCA, this is frikkin amazing!

    On Another note, i am reminded of the current law(s) about being able to sue the company for calling after being placed in thier company's "Do-Not-Call list", but its hard to tell them to put you on that list if its a RECORDING that is talking on the other side. I have been plauged by Disney's recorded message several times in the past month & have yelled into the phone "PUT ME ON YOUR DO-NOT-CALL LIST" to no avail. Of course it could be that i just like screaming over the phone at recordings or sumthin.

    Ahh well, back to my chikin hunting.

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  53. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only problem with this issue is that you'd have to make sure that it's just as illegal to hire an out-of-country spammer to circumvent the Do-Not-Email list as it is to send that spam yourself.

    Also, i'd like to suggest that if such a law becomes implemented, the border routers for the U.S. watch all incoming SMTP traffic, and if something labelled as coming from a clearly U.S.-only domain (like, say, some small ISP from pennslyvania) is coming from outside the U.S., it gets an extra entered-us-at:ip header slapped on it. I'm not sure if such filtering would be feasible.

  54. International issues? by neuph · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I used to work in a market research firm based in the US. However, we had a significant portion of our operations in Canada, specifically, our call centre. I know that alot of companies do this in order to take advantage of cheap wages available in Canada.

    I wonder if this law takes into account companies operating out of different countries, or if this would be a way for telemarking companies to find a way around this. Since some of these companies are unscrupulous by nature, this might be a viable option to some.

    Any insights?

    1. Re:International issues? by sdibb · · Score: 1

      What about Mexico?

      "Hola? Que tal, tenemos algo que tal vez te interesaria, no?"

      "Huh?"

  55. Official DNC (Do Not Call) website by djrogers · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Official DNC (Do Not Call) website by Khomar · · Score: 1

      From the link posted:

      In addition to establishing the national "do not call" registry, the amended TSR calls for other changes, including limiting abandoned calls, restricting unauthorized billing and requiring telemarketers to transmit Caller ID information.

      This by itself would help me greatly. I still have relatives that show up unavailable, but I do not ever answer the phone if it says "Unavailable" (neither am I) or "Unknown". If all of the telemarketers will show up on Caller Id, the likelyhood that these unknown numbers are actually friends and relatives trying to get in touch with me is much greater. Not to say that I won't still ignore them though... :-)

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  56. Something doesn't make sense by jonasson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Telemarketers say the registry will devastate their business."
    This doesn't make a lot of sense to me. If anything, a do not call list would help them reduce the costs by eliminating unnecessary phone calls. The people who sign up for this list are those who are least likely to purchase anything through a telemarketer. Now that they have a list of numbers not likely to buy anything, they can skip over that and save the cost of a phone call.

    1. Re:Something doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes sense when you consider that telemarketing is often done by specialized companies that aren't themselves selling a product. They have these huge databases built up, and they contract with companies who want their products sold. This list could dramatically shrink their databases, making it harder to reach people, meaning their reason for existing will diminish.

    2. Re:Something doesn't make sense by DeepRedux · · Score: 1

      The fact that people sign up for a do-not-call list, does not mean they will not buy when called. The point of calling is to talk people into buying stuff that they were not looking to buy.

    3. Re:Something doesn't make sense by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1
      "Telemarketers say the registry will devastate their business."


      First thing that came to my mind was to tell them to call someone who cares.
    4. Re:Something doesn't make sense by kiolbasa · · Score: 1

      It's typical marketer hubris - they all think that their shit doesn't stink. Each telemarketer wishes that all the other telemarketers would stop harassing people so the noise doesn't drown out their own pitch. Any marketer smart enough to realise that do-not-call listees are fed up with the calls is not in the telemarketing business. They are all looking for new marketing mediums to hit first before they're strip-mined.

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    5. Re:Something doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This used to baffle me also. It finally dawned on me that telemarketers are simply hired guns. They don't promise results, they simply claim to get your message to (insert number here) people for X number of dollars. How effective can they be when they tell a potential customer they will call all five telephone numbers in their database? As a business owner, I wouldn't be inclined to pay much for that. THAT'S why their business will be devastated.

    6. Re:Something doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This doesn't make a lot of sense to me. If anything, a do not call list would help them reduce the costs by eliminating unnecessary phone calls. The people who sign up for this list are those who are least likely to purchase anything through a telemarketer. Now that they have a list of numbers not likely to buy anything, they can skip over that and save the cost of a phone call.

      Telmarketers realize that if the means to sign up for the list is well publicised, almost everyone will sign up for it. That leaves a very small pool of vict-uhhh, potential customers, for them ALL to call.

      Picture a drying-up pond with thousands of fish thrashing in it, and you've got the same picture they do.

    7. Re:Something doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've seen "Glengarry Glen Ross" right? That's what sales is all about, you break the customer's will and then they pay whatever you ask for whatever it is you're selling. The telemarketer's worst customer is someone who can't be broken, not someone who didn't want to be disturbed.

      The DNC list will stop telemarketers from talking to a lot of weak-willed people, because those people aren't stupid, just weak-willed. They'll either add themselves (because they don't want to talk to telemarketers any more than the rest of us) or be talked into it by someone else.

      Uninvited sales people are scum (actually all sales people are scum, but if you invite them then it's your problem not theirs). Legislation to discourage them should be just as common as legislation against vandalism or other annoying stuff.

    8. Re:Something doesn't make sense by sdibb · · Score: 1

      I see it the same way as banner ads on the web. I *never* click on them anyway, so I never feel bad blocking em.

      Besides, it speeds up my Internet.

    9. Re:Something doesn't make sense by KalvinB · · Score: 1

      When you go into a store salespeople tend to have an "it" product they fein excitement about. You go in for a light bulb and walk out with an expensive gadget on a good day for them. A customer's first reaction is typically a variation of "no" but that doesn't necessarily end the sale. The DNC list does. It puts a blanket "no" on all sales with no opporunity for a well tuned saleman to get you to change your mind about something you might have actually wanted.

      That's why their business is going to take a huge hit. Not that I care. Just explaining why they said what they said. The people who don't get on the list are about as likely to buy as those who did put themselves on the list. Through the eyes of a salesmen they've lost millions of customers simply because they don't have the opportunity to sell to them.

      Too bad. Buy an ad.

      Ben

    10. Re:Something doesn't make sense by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      This doesn't make a lot of sense to me. If anything, a do not call list would help them reduce the costs by eliminating unnecessary phone calls.

      No, because a lot of people don't want to be bothered by telepests but have a sufficiently low sales resistance that they can be fast-talked into buying their wares anyway. The do-not-call list cuts off sales from this market segment.

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  57. No telephone companies? by clmensch · · Score: 1

    If the phone companies aren't included by default, then what's the point? 99% of telemarketing calls I get are from them!

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    1. Re:No telephone companies? by wizkid · · Score: 1

      Actually, the telcos sub this job out to others.

      Yes, there selling phone service. No, there not the telephone company though. This is a bit like calling a tangerine an orange. And, it's still being paid for by the phone company. I believe that the phone companies are starting to be really restrictive of the companies they contract for this though. There (the phone companies) are still getting hammered by the PUC for slamming, even though it's a contracted company doing it. Hopefully, this new law will stop the telcos and there subcontractors!

      Since colorado put the law in place 6-8 months ago, I've had 1 telemarketter call. He left a message (An illegal recorded message even ). I turned him in, and I haven't heard from one since. The call list law has worked in colorado :) Hopefully, the national version will also.

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  58. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by cgenman · · Score: 1

    How will I ever convince them that *@mydomain.net is a valid e-mail address!

  59. You might try asking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $$$Sexygirl, he seems to enjoy that.

  60. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by dattaway · · Score: 1

    My iptables blackhole list is about twenty lines long and has reduced my spam to less than one a week. Its amazing that all the spam comes from the same networks (whois -h whois.arin.net [ipnumber]) A few /7, /8, several /16, and the rest /24...

  61. Surveys "loophole" by clearcache · · Score: 1

    I suppose that there are some companies out there who will attempt to circumvent the law that way, but this allows "reputable" survey companies to conduct business fairly normally. We don't do telemarketing - you couldn't pay us or our competitors enough to do that. See, if you're a member of CASRO you'll actually lose your membership if you attempt to "SUG" (Sell Under the Guise of research), and that's a pretty big deal. You'd lose lots of clients if they found out you lost your CASRO membership - they enforce standards in the industry.

    I guess the red flag that should go up is, if you're on the list, and someone tries to sell you something, it's a bad thing. If the caller identifies themselves as a research company and only asks questions about your purchasing habits, experiences with a product, they're probably ok. We generally identify ourselves as a national/worldwide research firm in the first couple of sentences of the call.

  62. My latest telemarketing problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FirstUSA credit cards in conjunction with United Airlines won't stop calling me. At least I'm starting to have some fun with it. Whenever they call, I practice my Screaming Sam Kinnison impersonation.

    Me: You assholes are out of business aren't you?
    Them: Well, we're restructuring.
    Me: That's cuz your fucking plane flew into the WTC, right?
    Them: The Septem...
    Me: Oh Oooooh! Shut the fuck up. You pricks are responsible! Oh Oooooh! You did nothing to prevent those fucking sand niggers from taking control. Then you get the government to give you my money. Now, you harass me at to save your sorry ass. Oh Oooooh! Why don't you just come to my house so I can show you what I really think? Oh Oooooh! You suuuuuck.

  63. Where do I sign-up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I allowed to call that number?

  64. More on surveys etc. by linuxwrangler · · Score: 5, Informative

    I do work for a company that does market-research. Read the law - there are reasonably strict restrictions on what counts as charities, surveys, etc. I may be in the minority but I have done focus groups and do reply to some surveys if I'm not otherwise occupied (well, I used to - working for a research company disqualifies me for most of the now). I hardly think that sending a FREE product, gift certificate, etc. as a thank-you makes a survey somehow evil. (I should note, we hardly do any call-out work and on the rare occasions we do we adhere strictly to the allowed hours and other restrictions.)

    Now, you want to see a loophole - how about the exemption for anyone with whom you have a "business relationship". Bought a widget from me in the last 18 months - I'm exempt. I called you for product info in the last three months - you can feel free to start calling me whether I'm listed or not. Fortunately even in those cases (and I think with charities as well) you can tell that specific business/charity to stop calling and they must honor it.

    Better still, they must start transmitting caller ID info - no more "ID unavailable" and must have a person on the line within 2 seconds of your answer (the telemarketers hate this since they can't cram in as many calls per person per hour with their predictive dialers).

    The other giant loophole is that there are a variety of exemptions for financial institutions, airlines and telecom companies but it appears from the FTC web site that this could be just procedural in that they are already regulated by other agencies and it just needs some interagency coordination to bring those into the fold as well. Still, those exemptions bear watching. Perhaps someone more familiar than I am with the laws would care to comment.

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    1. Re:More on surveys etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > I do work for a company that does market-research. Read the law - there are reasonably strict restrictions on what counts as charities, surveys, etc. I may be in the minority but I have done focus groups and do reply to some surveys if I'm not otherwise occupied (well, I used to - working for a research company disqualifies me for most of the now). I hardly think that sending a FREE product, gift certificate, etc. as a thank-you makes a survey somehow evil. (I should note, we hardly do any call-out work and on the rare occasions we do we adhere strictly to the allowed hours and other restrictions.)

      Your fundamental mistake here is that you still think your organization's got more rights to call me than I have rights to refuse to be called. A disturbance is a disturbance - I Don't CARE who is calling. Telemarketers == charities == political calls == surveys == undesired calls taking up my time.

  65. Surveys by _iris · · Score: 5, Informative

    The provisions for surveys are meant to prevent the government from fighting itself. The government, at various levels, spends billions of dollars per year funding survey research. My employer (the University of Wisconsin) recieves millions each year from the state alone.

    If you feel a survey is not of academic nature then the call is illegitimate (per Wisconsin law) and the caller can still be punished. Since Wisconsin's do-not-call list went into effect at the beginning of this year we have recieved phone calls from various areas of the government ensuring our credibility.

  66. Congress' Next Job by jazman_777 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A "Do Not /." List for websites.

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    1. Re:Congress' Next Job by mark_space2001 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you made an "already slashdotted, thank you very much" list, you coult avoid a lot of duplicates on the main page.

  67. How is this redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Second comment, first to say anything about GWB....oh yeah, it's because it says something positive about GWB.

    NO BLOOD FOR OIL! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! NO BLOOD FOR OIL!

    And you hippies are always whining about supposedly being censored.

    1. Re:How is this redundant? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      I guess you're trying to make a point, but at least post under your own name. People might think it was me complaining about the mods. No big deal, I wasn't trying to rack up my karma (can't any more anyway).

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  68. Question for all by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if this will also cover fax numbers? If so, where do I sign up? At the rate I get junk faxes, I'll be able to quit my day job and survive on the proceeds.

    1) Quit day job
    2) Collect junk faxes
    3) ????
    4) Profit!

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    1. Re:Question for all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should read up on junk-fax laws and file a few lawsuits. As far as I remember, you can collect $500 per instance, with triple damages if you can provde that junk-faxing was intentional.

    2. Re:Question for all by dracocat · · Score: 1

      That law was passed many many years ago.

  69. Wish it would stop charities, too. by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've made the mistake of donating to some charities, and now I get hammered with the charity telemarketers. They're just as bad as the credit card and long distance people.

    It's sad that charities have been reduced to this.

    1. Re:Wish it would stop charities, too. by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      When charities call, I tell them "I don't support anyone who relies exclusively on telephone solicitations. I'm happy to give you my postal address if you want to mail me information about your group."
      So far, not one taker. Go figure.

    2. Re:Wish it would stop charities, too. by taustin · · Score: 1

      It's never the charity that calls you. It's a telemarking service working for the charity. Get the name of the charity, and the service if you can (they generally won't tell you, even though that's illegal). Then call the charity direct, and tell them you'll never support them because they used unethical harassement to try to coerce money out of you. Talk fast, and shout them down if they try to interrupt. If they ask who you are, refuse to tell them. In short, act like the asshole who called you. Once you're sure they know what it's like, hang up. And call them again, the next day.

    3. Re:Wish it would stop charities, too. by shumway · · Score: 1

      Lucky you. I could wallpaper a small room with all the unsolicited return address labels I've received.

      Damn you, veterans, damn you all to hell!

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    4. Re:Wish it would stop charities, too. by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      Lucky you. I could wallpaper a small room with all the unsolicited return address labels I've received.
      While that's an interesting mental image, I haven't found them to be the same folks.
      I have a sneaking suspicion that most of the phone-based charity calls are nothing but scams. (not outright lies, but the kind of folks who keep 95 cents of every dollar donated to "cover expenses")
      The return addy labels, on the other hand, come to me from March Of Dimes and some veterans organization, neither of which ever call. If they did, I'd tell them I have a self-inking stamper, and they can keep the return address labels!

    5. Re:Wish it would stop charities, too. by uspsguy · · Score: 1

      The laws about unsolicited merchandise are pretty clear. You have NO obligation. I ordered a roll of labels from an advertisement. Since then, I have received a lot of free labels. Since the wording on the original order was somewhat distinctive, I know exactly how I got on the new lists. No bad, actually. A lifetime supply of return address labels for 1 $3 order.

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  70. Charities, phone companies, banks... who's left? by residieu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This law exempts charities, and will only apply to phone companies and banks if the FTC want it to... That means 90% of the telemarketers who call me are exempt. What's the use of that?

  71. He'll do anything for friends. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He loves telemarketers as much as ./ losers trying to get free porn. Here's a hint guys: The Hun!

  72. hypocricy? by buckthorn · · Score: 1

    Wonder if the same people in favor of this voluntary, opt-in do-not-call list are the same ones that decried the voluntary, opt-in net-usage monitor in the previous article. ;)

    Nah, none of that kinda crowd in here, I'm sure.

  73. FTC v. FCC by utd-blaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The FTC has limited authority to police telemarketing calls from certain industries, including airlines, banks and telephone companies. The Federal Communications Commission, which oversees calls made by those industries, has been working with the FTC and is considering adding its clout to the program.
    The FTC is CONSIDERING adding its clout?!?! Banks and telephone companies are the biggest telemarketers in the first place. If I get one more call about changing my phone company, credit card, or morgage (after I get on the list), I will [insert unlikely and irrational threat] the FTC!

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  74. Wonderful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have managed to take a well supported concept and turn it in to a double standard. This will almost turn out to be a usefull legislation. Glad to know how my tax dollars are getting wasted.

  75. FCC Oversees... by rk · · Score: 1

    Banks and Airlines? Is this a mistake, or did I miss the FCC government takeover story this morning?

    1. Re:FCC Oversees... by extra88 · · Score: 1

      I don't think the FCC oversees all that banks and airlines do, just what they do over phone lines.

  76. What real hidden loophole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know telespammers have been yelling about this, and there are the known loopholes involving politicians, survey and charities. I already believe that they will use a loop hole involving how they define stuff like surveys, politicians, and charities (i.e. like spammers defining their spam as something that isn't spam).

    What I want to know is the hidden ones that they put in there.

    Will we be able to tell surveys, politicians, and charities to put us on their do not call list, or do we still have to be hurassed by calls like annoying surveys?

    I did think that they might try calling out of the US, but I would think that the costs to do so wouldn't be worth it.

  77. Not so fast by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here in Colorado, we implemented this about a year ago. It has helped. I no longer get calls saying to buy things. Instead, I get numerous calls from the republican and democratic party asking me to support their platform and send lots of money . They also tell me that the Libertarian party is a group of thugs who will allow the other party to get ahead (can't stand either as there is no difference).
    Likewise, I get 2-5 calls a day from charity groups saying that we will be in your area looking for used articles. If I do not answer within 3 rings, they will hang up and try again in about 15 minutes.
    Take your pick of which set of spam you want; businesses or charity/government.

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    1. Re:Not so fast by perljon · · Score: 1

      That's why I turned off my land line altogethor. My wife and I have 2 cell phones, and we never get calls. The local telephone companies must make big money off of selling their phone lists. It would be fraudulous to sell a cell phone list, considering the customer is paying for the sales call directly.

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    2. Re:Not so fast by stormraven · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it's illegal for telemarketers to make calls to a cell phone, would it likewise be illegal for them to send e-mails to an address which is checked by a cell phone? Hmm...

      Otherwise, let's start giving them our cell phone numbers, and then sue them into submission. C'mon it'll be fun, and our lawyers will love us for it.

    3. Re:Not so fast by Narcissus · · Score: 1

      OK, so this might be slightly OT, but here goes. Forgive me if this question has an obvious answer, as I live in Australia, where there's no concept of paying for calls you receive on your mobile phones.

      So here's my question: If the law forbids someone from calling a number where you have to pay to receive the call, is there any reason why your landline telephone company can't charge you, for example, half a cent for each call you receive on your landline? I mean really, for a dollar a month you would receive 200 phone calls, which is like 6 calls a day. Wouldn't it be worth that to ensure you don't receive any callers from telemarketing groups, or is there a "minimum cost" for the call before you can't receive calls there?

      As I said, this might be a very stupid question, bit I was just wondering...

    4. Re:Not so fast by dorsey · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing is, it's not always illegal to cold call a mobile phone. The law specifically exempts companies with whom you have a prior business relationship. For instance, your mobile provider can call you to try to get you to buy new features.

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    5. Re:Not so fast by uspsguy · · Score: 1

      In the U. S., paying by the minute for local landline phone service is almost unheard of. I don't know about Austrailia but most of Europe pays for usage. Before I moved into an area where I could get DSL, I had a second phone line for my dialup internet. I was able to keep that connection nailed up pretty much 24 hours a day for $15 a month. I think the attitude here on cellular is that I want to be able to be contacted so I pay. Elsewhere it's They want to contact me so they pay. A difference in philosophy.

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  78. Charities Exempt? by Tweakmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

    You know how easy it is create a "for profit" charity? I've had the same guy call me once a night (for weeks) during dinner explaining that I give money to some kind of police/fire/IbrokeAnailAnonymous charity. He collects 99% of the money, and donates the rest (gee thanks!). The charity loophole is HUGE.

    As nice as it is for a charity to call me begging for money, I'd much rather give the money on my own. Ofcourse...people don't go out of their own way nowadays to do just that.

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    1. Re:Charities Exempt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >He collects 99% of the money, and donates the
      >rest (gee thanks!). The charity loophole is HUGE.

      You asked, and he told you? Or you just guess? Or how do you know? I'm just curious.

      If *I* seek out a business deal (e.g., I send in a magazine subscription card, I mail a check to a charity, etc.), then I'm not going to be very concerned about how that organization works.

      On the other hand, if someone approaches *ME*, my standards go through the roof.

      This morning, as I was walking on the university campus, someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted to donate to help the homeless. I asked him, "Who? Are you *personally* homeless?"

      Had he said yes, I might have handed him $5 or $10. As it happens, he said no, and then didn't press the matter with me. I saw no evidence of any "homeless" persons being helped. Had I felt an urge to be altruistic this morning, I could have easily gone a block away and handed a meal to someone. Charity doesn't need a middleman. If you give a shit for someone else, go help them yourself. Don't pretend you're helping someone by supporting some corporate bureaucracy.

      If someone approaches me with a vague "opportunity", but refuses to disclose details about that opportunity, it does not whet my curiosity or motivate me to invest. It's actually happened quite a few times, where someone would approach me and insist that their opportunity would be an enormous moneymaker... but would refuse to even name the industry, much less to name the organization or the individuals responsible for it. No thanks. I hope you enjoy your millions; I'm keeping my day job until you learn better means of persuasion. (It turned out the guy was doing MLM on some electric de-reg specul8n. He coulda just told me that up-front, right?)

      Some years back, I would frequently have people coming to my door offering magazine subscriptions. Now I was a real punkass in those days. Once I grabbed a stack of hardcore mags, and said, "ok, do you have this one? how about this?" It was satisfying at the time.

      A Bose rep came to the house where I and a bunch of other sociopathic alcoholic punkass slacker guys lived whenever their girlfriends kicked them out of their carpeted apartments and so on. He was trying to sell us on the virtues of the wave radio. Well, he had us sit in one room, and listen to his little wave radio in the other room. That was nice, with the little demo cd and all. Then we told him "here's what we've got" and on went the club system (Crown power amps, JBL horns, House music).

      Anybody who came to the porchstep of that house expecting to make money had to have crap for brains to begin with!

      So anyway, I guess my reaction to marketing people has toned down from "abuse" to "skepticism" over the years.

  79. Sign Up Here To Be Patriotic +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Sign Up Here To Be Patriotic +1, Patriotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spouting 'facist' makes you 'hip' does it?

      Did you work to be such a moron, or does it come naturally?

      Tell me one aspect of your life that has changed towards facism since Bush took office?

      Facism is complete government regulated free market(it was in Nazi Facism). This is the platform of the DEMOCRATIC party.

      Sorry to burst your bubble.
      Bringing clues to the clueless...

  80. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Become a politician
    2. Make phone calls asking for "political contributions."
    3. ...
    4. Votes!

  81. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about since they are not in the US they are not subject to US laws yada yada yada bit but either there product is shipped from the US or they ship it into the the US going through customs. Now just seize the assest of those companies in the US and comming into the US. This deprives them of the ablility to ship product. Now this does NOTHING to stop porn spam and other intangible bits but it's a start at least. Besides that way we can buy tones of pill to make our dicks bigger at a goverment auction for pennies on the dollar.

  82. We're all cheering now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...But just wait until they all switch to spam!

  83. Re:What is this? 1972? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, haven't you ever heard of C or C++? Or are you one of those windows VB "programmers"?

  84. I don't know how to handle this... by scottcha+4 · · Score: 0

    You mean I'm actually going to have a chance of having an ENTIRE meal with my family without being interrupted by the phone ringing? We will have to readjust to communicating without interruptions.

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  85. What else got attached to this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    My fear is what else got attached to this bill... anything that looks good on the surface, is liable to have something icky on the back end.

    Time to go find the bill and read it...

  86. Bong courtesy of the Dept of Transportation by Aexia · · Score: 1

    I'd love to know why they think they can't vote on an issue like this.

    They just probably weren't at the Capitol to vote.

  87. re: "loophole" by prell · · Score: 2, Informative

    Politicians, surveys (loophole?) and charities are exempt from using the list.

    I was listening to NPR months ago, and they went through the guidelines for what constitutes a "survey" and "charity" call. I got the impression they were very well defined.

    Looking at the NPR site, I think this may be the article: http://discover.npr.org/features/feature.jhtml?wfI d=883948. I can't check as I dont have RealPlayer, but if you have it, check it out. You can also order a transcript.

  88. When and were to sign up. by kalislashdot · · Score: 3, Funny

    For all those asking when and were to sign up let me make it simple. It says Summer. It is administrated by the FTC.

    So that means in July go to either firstgov.gov or ftc.gov and search for "do not call". Simple huh? Well stop whining... "when, where, oh boo hoo".

  89. Re:What is this? 1972? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VB Rulez! C/C++ droolz!

  90. I'm glad there's a federal dnc list now by FuryG3 · · Score: 1

    I'm in CA, and ours is set to be in place by april 1st this year. Reading about it on their website, I ran into this:

    The new program will allow Californians to place, for a small fee, their residential and cellular telephone numbers on a Do Not Call list.

    Here's an idea, why don't you collect from fines like the Feds (there will be many), or better yet, charge vendors a "small fee" for access to the list. Say $10 a cd or for access to the website.

  91. What about military? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the military recruiters that used to call me about three times a week? Will they be exempt?

    1. Re:What about military? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just tell them you're short, underweight, and gay (in an erotic voice). You'll never hear from the same recruiter again.

  92. Re:That isn't funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allah righta, hava me muna.

  93. Info bonanza for telemarketers by Ktistec+Machine · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The problem is, once everyone has signed up, the list becomes a huge source of valid phone numbers for the unscrupulous telemarketer who's willing to risk the law (or who's based overseas where the law doesn't apply).

    And I'm sure there are other ways such an enormous compendium of phone numbers could be abused.

    Not that I'm saying this law is a bad thing. I'm thrilled about it. But I'm just listening for the other shoe to fall.

    1. Re:Info bonanza for telemarketers by Sedennial · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much the black-market value of that database will be after a year of building a list of known, good, current phone numbers.

    2. Re:Info bonanza for telemarketers by jeff4747 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Problem with overseas telemarketing is it drives up the costs massively. The calls themselves are more expensive, the credit card processing is more expensive and the shipping is much more expensive.

      If they have a US company do the credit cards or shipping, the FTC gets to go after the US company.

  94. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by rworne · · Score: 1

    They can simply set up shop in the Bahamas, where those bastards who made my having a fax machine useless by sending their crap to it on a daily basis.

    Try it sometime. Get a fax machine and put it in your home. Once those junk faxers wardial your machine, you'll get all sorts of calls between 12AM and 5AM.

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    I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
  95. Here's the link to when and where you can sign up. by armyturtle · · Score: 1

    http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/donotcall/in dex.html

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    Wherever you go, there you are. :D
  96. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by EastDakota · · Score: 2, Informative

    A do-not-email registry may be law soon too. Seven states (Maine, New York, South Carolina, Missouri, Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon) are currently considering legislation on the issue.

    In addition, last Friday Senator Mark Dayton (D-Minn) introduced the "Computer Users' Bill of Rights." Among the bills provisions is a call for the Federal Trade Commission to create a national do-not-email list.

    At unspam we've developed technology to help states create secure do-not-email registries and are working with a number of legislators to implement and develop effective enforcement strategies for them. For more information email: dne-slashdot@matthew.unspam.com.

  97. I think the real solution is... by CommieLib · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hook up ELIZA with her own voice and let the telemarketer spin their wheels for half an hour or so:

    Telemarketer: Would you like to learn how to save on your long distance bills?

    Eliza: Oh, i like to learn what to save on my long distance bills.

    Telemarketer : Well, with our super saver program you can make long distance calls for just 39 cents a minute!

    Eliza: Oh, i can make long distance calls for just 39 cents a minute.

    Telemarketer: Uh, yes. So can I sign you up?

    Eliza: You are sure?

    Telemarketer: Um, yeah. Are you interested in signing up for our long distance service?

    Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not interested in signing up for our long distance service?

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    1. Re:I think the real solution is... by boskone · · Score: 3, Informative

      well, it is funny, but in reality, you have to watch what you say on the phone. If she ever says something that can be interpreted as a yes, then boom, you've just bought whatever they're selling. Even when you are on the phone, be very careful about how you phrase your responses, there are some very, very unscrupulous telesales people out there. (Yes, I am a salesperson. No, I don't call people and bug them.)

    2. Re:I think the real solution is... by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 1

      Hook up ELIZA with her own voice and let the telemarketer spin their wheels for half an hour or so:

      Yeah, that's great, until a buffer overflow in Eliza comes across your credit card number and bank balance in the Quicken file that's also resident in memory at the time.

      Eliza: What can I buy for [disk whirring] $16,492.16 with my [disk whirring] Discover Card?

      Telemarketer: I'm sorry, we don't take Discover...

      Eliza: I'm sorry too.


      Peter

  98. Do Not Call List by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    Today Telemarketing, Tomorrow SPAM!!!

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    You're on earth, there's no cure for that
    - S. Beckett
  99. in the UK by samhalliday · · Score: 3, Informative
    we have had this kind of system for a loooong time

    UK's TPS

    It actually works very well, and companies DO get into trouble if they violate the policy. It has not hindered tele-marketing at all, except that it has put an end to a lot of silly 'double glazing companies' from misusing the system by making them buy the list (which is quite expensive and must be upgraded frequently).

    I am on the list, but most people do not know it exists. I have not recieved any crappy calls since signing on, but still recieve texts as they dont come under the same laws (a recent slashdot story

    SMS Story

    hints that texts may soon be part of this law, however, which is great!). There is also a snail-mail equivalent. Nice to see the self proclaimed 'free world' catching up with the other side of the pond!

  100. Not to be a pessimist... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is probably just a means for the government to collect a list of 'dissidents'.

    According to government statistics, there is a direct correlation between gun ownership, people who believe in 'real' freedom (not the PC fakey kind), and anti-telemarking activists.

    You have been warned...
    [ The Management ]

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    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Not to be a pessimist... by taustin · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's far worse than that. Rumor is, the FTC has already signed a contract with AT&T to run the list. It's like they went through their complaint file to see what phone company had the most complaints, and put them in charge of the henhouse.

    2. Re:Not to be a pessimist... by Dolohov · · Score: 1
      This is probably just a means for the government to collect a list of 'dissidents'.

      ... at which point they'll discover that 'dissidents' means pretty much everybody.

  101. What hardware? by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking of building a device that would let anyone identifying themselves (via caller ID) ring through. However, the device would pick up any "Out of Area" calls and ask the caller to push a random number sequence to verify they weren't a solicitor before even ringing my phones.

    Your solution sounds similar, but simpler - what device are you using? Where'd you get it?

    1. Re:What hardware? by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

      It's a Panasonic KX-TG2000B. Two incoming POTS lines fan out to 8 separate wireless extensions, each with its own digital voicemail box. You can program it so that certain extensions can dial out on any free line or only a specific line, and incoming calls from certain lines ring only certain extensions and/or hit an auto-attendant.

      It's the auto-attendant feature I like the best.

  102. Real Reason the Law Passed.... by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ditch em...

    It would be nice to think the Government cares about us little people getting "annoyed" with marketing calls, it seems it takes something more sinister to get a law like this through... I don't see how it will help though other than make folks aware of the difference between a con artist and a true salesman...

    Sorry to say this folks, but the phone marketing people may be right about this one, all it will do is stop legitimate phone sales calls coming in...but the stuff that is really bad ($40 billion a year bad) will simply ignore the dumb list, or worse yet, abuse it, as so many people have pointed out... ugh.

    -v

  103. Oh.. yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a sweet day it is...

  104. The REAL reason why this was signed by Biff+Stu · · Score: 1

    Less noise for Echelon

  105. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

    Actually, I believe many of these shops operate out of Montreal. Can't recall the source though.

  106. Re:What is this? 1972? by Wee · · Score: 1
    OK, let's see your code.

    -B

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  107. Who wants political calls? by jagnich · · Score: 1
    Charities, surveys and calls on behalf of politicians would be exempt.
    I can't believe those slimy bastards put in a clause allowing unsolicited political calls. They probably argued that it "encouraged democracy" or something.

    If you don't take political calls, you're supporting terrorism!!!
    1. Re:Who wants political calls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I've never gotten a call from a politician or his/her agents. The only telemarketers who are a real problem for me are phone companies, so any law which ignores them won't help me.

  108. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
    Since 99% of unsolicited spam comes from somewhere outside the country, this list would mean precisely nothing.

    Wow, what set of spamlists are YOU on? While I'll agree that EVERY message I get from South Korea and China is spam, I can't say that MOST of my spam comes from outside of the U.S. Most of it (more than 50%) actually comes from inside the country. What's interesting about South Korea and China isn't that that's where all the spam comes from (or is relayed through) but that all messages that I DO receive from those countries are spam.

    It almost doesn't matter. My Bayesian filter is implemented and I'm loving life. :)

  109. booya send it to canada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FINALLY george W. bush does something smart.... too bad we dont have that up here in canada... as far as i know.

  110. Excuse me as I wipe my dick with your survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/troll

  111. My favorate quote from the article: by Tokerat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Telemarketers say the registry will devastate their business.
    Gee, if everyone wants to be on this do-not-call list, don't you think your business model kind of sucked in the first place? Get a real job, losers! All I have to say is good ridance.
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    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  112. On Surveys by Draeven · · Score: 1

    In Ohio, telephone survey companies have never had a do not call list, and were not bound by any do not call list, because we weren't trying to sell anything. We asked people for a portion of their time, and in exchange, most of the time we offered some kind of compensation.

    Why telephone surveys are good for you: Product and Service Quality. This is all about quality, and the companies performing telephone surveys are doing so to provide better services and qualities to customers. We're not just looking for compliments either. If someone we call gives us an entirely negative set of questionaire responses, they still get any compensation that was offered.

    Participating in a telephone survey is one of the best ways to have your voice heard. Generally, a survey company will only call you if there is some relavence. Previous customer, or customer of a competing product.

    1. Re:On Surveys by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Participating in a telephone survey is one of the best ways to have your voice heard.

      Actually, deciding to buy from X and not to buy from Y is, ultimately, the only way to make your voice heard on marketing issues.

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  113. The survey loophole.. by MongooseCN · · Score: 1, Funny



    Hello, this is Ann Oy Ing from Aluminum Siding Incorportated and we would like you to do a simple survey for us. First let me describe our product...

    Now for the survey questions

    1. Would you like to buy our product?
    2. Will you be paying cash or credit?
    3. What is your address?

  114. Until then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I just tell telemarketers to call me back on my other line, 911-xxxx?

  115. Too bad the consumers don't see the cash... by stienman · · Score: 1

    The $11,000 fine is a fine, so the consumers who get burned by the actions won't receive any of it.

    But it will be lucrative enough for the gov't agency responsible that they will actually go after those who aren't in compliance. It doesn't rule out suing the telemarketting company either, so they could be fined and sued for the same action, with the gov't doing most of the leg work for you.

    -Adam

  116. The other bits of the legislation by pauljlucas · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In addition to establishing the national do-not-call registry, the amended TSR [has other] changes including ... requiring telemarketers to transmit Caller ID information.
    I currently have the Privacy Manager service from Pacific Bell (SBC). Callers whose Caller-ID information is not received are given a recording telling them the called number does not accept calls without Caller-ID and gives them the option to record their name at which point the callee is called by the system and the caller's name is announced giving the callee the option to accept the call.

    Anyway, since telemarketers currently do not transmit Caller-ID information, I get no telemarketing calls. None. Zip. Nada.

    Once telemarketers start transmitting Caller-ID information, Privacy Manager will be much less useful. But, if the national do-not-call list actually works, it will make up for it. Let's hope.

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    1. Re:The other bits of the legislation by taustin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see why I should pay the phone company to avoid calls that occur only because the telemarketers paid the phone company for my phone number. It's a racket.

      I just don't answer the phone. Anybody who I actually want to hear from knows how to get ahold of me.

    2. Re:The other bits of the legislation by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

      I currently have the Privacy Manager service from Pacific Bell (SBC). Callers whose Caller-ID information is not received are given a recording telling them the called number does not accept calls without Caller-ID and gives them the option to record their name at which point the callee is called by the system and the caller's name is announced giving the callee the option to accept the call.

      Anyway, since telemarketers currently do not transmit Caller-ID information, I get no telemarketing calls. None. Zip. Nada.


      I loved Privacy Manager for the first couple months after it came out. After a while though, I started getting calls from outbound only numbers, some blatently labeled "Privacy Bypass." Many places started just recording their spiel where you are supposed to state your name. By that point I was back up to two calls a day that were bypassing it so I got rid of the service.

      When I got it I figured it would be worth it for $4.95 a month. What sucked was I had to pay a $25 "set-up" fee to get the service, and I only kept it for three months. So it basically ended up costing me twice as much.

  117. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's national. Whoo-hoo. All it means is that spammers will grab the list (hey, they're valid addresses) and go offshore. Most of my spam lately is pump&dump stocks and Nigeria/Congo scams (now that Afghanistan has a domain, how long til the first Nigeria-style spam comes from a .af addy?)

  118. Doesn't apply to phone companies by default??? by psoriac · · Score: 1

    Wait, the FTC has to "buy in" for this to affect phone companies? 90% of my telemarketing calls are from phone companies wanting me to switch to their long distance service! Who wants to start a pool on when this doesn't happen by?

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  119. automated sign up? no thanks by anonymous+loser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thanks for making up my mind for me. I'd rather evaluate the merits of receiving telephone solicitations and make the decision to sign up on a do-not-call list myself, and I'm sure there are millions of others who agree.

    And just so you know, some people LIKE to receive telemarketing calls, credit card offers, etc. Maybe they're lonely. Maybe they need toilet paper. It doesn't matter. If you sign me up for something that I didn't ask for, you are violating my privacy just as much as the guy who calls me in the middle of dinner.

    1. Re:automated sign up? no thanks by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      This bill would be much better if it was a do-not-contact list where you can list phone numbers and email addresses with equal penalties for violations. Oh well.

      --
      Occam's razor is the blind faith in the natural selection of least resistance and in universal oversimplification. -- EF
    2. Re:automated sign up? no thanks by j1mmy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that if you're getting telemarketing calls during dinner, you've probably already been signed up for things you didn't ask for.

    3. Re:automated sign up? no thanks by Xformer · · Score: 1

      That's just one more indication that they aren't playing with a full deck when it comes to the digital world.

      --
      All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.
    4. Re:automated sign up? no thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh.... it's a joke. A typical slashdotter in an amusing way has combined this thread with an interest in code. It's funny, chill out....

    5. Re:automated sign up? no thanks by Nanoda · · Score: 1

      I'm shocked no-one else has pointed out the fairly obvious fact that if it's found out that the registry contains every possible number, it won't be used. I'm not even in the United States, and I'd be disappointed to see something made to be so open and accessible made arcane and difficult just because some delusional script kiddies decided to take advantage of it.

    6. Re:automated sign up? no thanks by gene_tailor · · Score: 1
      >some people LIKE to receive telemarketing calls, credit card offers, etc

      Sounds like an urban legend to me... "Yeah, my friend's cousin, he knows this guy, who LIKES to get telemarketing calls...no, really..."

      --
      It also occurs to me that if one was drowning, yelling "Help! I'm drowning and I lost my bikini top" would probably be m
  120. Strikingly similar... by slimsam1 · · Score: 1

    to putting a file called robots.txt in your htdocs containing directories so spiders won't index them.

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  121. Death of the Predictive Dialer abuse! Yay!! by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Just read the ftc.gov FAQ about the new law, and I'm delighted!
    Greatly reduce abandoned calls. Telemarketers will be required to connect the call to a sales representative within two seconds of the consumer's greeting. This will reduce the number of "dead air" or hang-up calls you receive from telemarketers. These calls result from the use of automatic dialing equipment that sometimes reaches more numbers than there are available sales representatives. In addition, when the telemarketer doesn't have a representative standing by, a recorded message must play to let you know who's calling and the telephone number they're calling from. The law prohibits a sales pitch. And to give you time to answer the phone, the telemarketer may not hang up before 15 seconds or four rings.
    I have always felt that abusing predictive dialers (by under-staffing the call center and simply hanging up on some percentage of your victims) was against the spirit of the law. Now it's against the letter of the law.
  122. silly resolutions by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
    I used to be annoyed at how Congress would waste time passing ridiculous resolutions making a particular day "Nation Cauliflower Day" and the like. But now I'm in favor of them spending more time on such things, because that leaves them less time to enact bad legislation like the DMCA.

    Be thankful that you don't actually get as much government as you pay for!

  123. Re:Charities, phone companies, banks... who's left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FTC has a great FAQ on their web page which explains the nitty-gritty... seems to me that this rule is pretty bulletproof:

    - Companies which purport to be conducting a survey, but then ask you to buy stuff are still covered (ie. they can't call you if you are on the list).
    - Charities and established business relationships can call, but once you ask not to be called (just once), they are prohibited from calling again.
    - Telemarketing companies calling on behalf of exempted businesses (airlines, phone companies, etc) are prohibited from calling (the exempt companies/groups must make the calls themselves - they can't farm it out to a telemarketer).
    - Even calls originating overseas are covered and will be enforced (or so they say).
    - and much more...

    Not bad.

  124. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might seem interesting: couple days ago a law was introduced in Poland which actually outlaws spam ;-) In other words, no one can send you any kind of advertisement through e-mail, SMS or fax unless you explicitly agree to receive these advertisements.

    Cool, isn't it ;-)

  125. A republican who actually cares about privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like the republican party is the only one which actually cares, and does something about personal privacy and civil liberties.

    1. Re:A republican who actually cares about privacy by matuscak · · Score: 1

      Ayup, like Ashcroft for example.

  126. MOD PARENT UP by dacarr · · Score: 1

    There is a space in the "index" portion of the URL, but easily correctable. Mod this one up informative!

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  127. lmfao by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude, that picture is freakin' hilarious

  128. A thought from the other side.... by malthusan · · Score: 1

    I'm no lover of telemarketers, but I would mention that if this does adversely affect telemarketing companies (and there's no reason to think it won't hit them hard), those companies will no longer be able to employ the folks that make the calls. As much as everyone despises telemarketers, understand that those are people making the calls because it's their *job* -- they're being paid to make them, and they depend on those wages to provide for themselves and their families.

    This is not to say I disagree with the law. Rather, I'm just pointing out a significant number of folks are going to be dumped into the ranks of the unemployed. Yes, the law will be good, but the law will adversely affect *people*, not just companies, and, regardless of what one thinks of telemarketers (those actually manning the phones), they are employed, they pay taxes, and they go home to kids and bills and families.

    I'm not sure what my point is, really, as I like the intent of the law and despise unsolicited phone calls. However, I get queasy reading the posts celebrating the demise of companies with no regard for the people who will be affected by that demise. It smacks of, if not outright malignance, then unnecessary insensitivity for the plight of fellow humans.

    1. Re:A thought from the other side.... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      However, I get queasy reading the posts celebrating the demise of companies with no regard for the people who will be affected by that demise. It smacks of, if not outright malignance, then unnecessary insensitivity for the plight of fellow humans.

      Insensitivity to the "plight" of someone who chose to make a living by pestering his fellow man sounds to me like a textbook example of karmic payback.

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  129. Survey employees hate getting screamed at by AzureLunatic · · Score: 2, Informative
    As a former employee of a survey company, I am not fond of surveys being exempt from this list. People who sign up for Do Not Call lists are accustomed to any call that even sounds like it is going to waste their time as being a call that is banned, and get what is professionally called "irate", causing hearing damage and paperwork for the hapless college student on the being-screamed-at end of the call.

    I got sick and tired of having to explain that I was a survey, not a telemarketer, I would not attempt to sell them anything, I would not use personally identifiable information about them for anything, their data was only to be looked at in large clumps, and I would not have phone sex with them!

    As the person who got screamed at and otherwise abused, I would like nothing better than to NOT call people who are going to do that. It wastes their time, and wastes my time, and damages my hearing.

    If you sign up for a Do Not Call List and fail to read the documentation closely, you may be under the impression that all mass calls to you are illegal, and no amount of explaination by the front-line flunky, or their manager, or the person at the company's 800 number, is going to convince this person differently, because, dammit, they have the Law on Their Side, and that was Illegal and Immoral and They Oughtta Pay For This... and they wind up wasting more of their time on righteous indignation caused by them not properly understanding the terms of the list than they would by quietly saying, "Put me on your do-not-call list" and hanging up.

    I would far rather lose some accuracy in the survey, not call these people, and not waste everyone's time. If you don't want some phone company to call you to ask you if you want their service, you will NOT want the hired representative of that phone company to call you to ask you what you think of that service, another nationally known service, and the third service that you actually use for forty minutes.

    I do think that certain surveys, such as the youth antismoking survey I had the pleasure of administering, should be exempt from Do Not Call lists, as those will actually be used to figure out ways that kids can be convinced that not only is smoking bad for their health, they should not try it (at least until they are of legal age).

    (Amusingly, one man who happened to be employed by the cigarette company who was in fact sponsoring the study politely refused to have his kids take the survey, as he was afraid it would give him a bad rep with them for working for a cigarette company.)

    However, surveys that don't have a purpose as noble as that one, such as a survey on burger preferences, should not be exempted from the national Do Not Call list.

    1. Re:Survey employees hate getting screamed at by clearcache · · Score: 1

      Dude. It sounds like working at RI was definitely not the right job for you. I disagree with you on the moral basis of inclusion/exclusion from the law, just because of the simple problem of "who's to judge" what's a noble survey and what's not. Besides, the purpose of the law is to limit teleMARKETING, which survey companies do not do.

      There will still be people who get annoyed, but I don't believe that's reason to include surveys in a telemarketing law. They're not the same animal.

    2. Re:Survey employees hate getting screamed at by AzureLunatic · · Score: 1

      'Who's to judge' point conceded.

    3. Re:Survey employees hate getting screamed at by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      I do think that certain surveys, such as the youth antismoking survey I had the pleasure of administering, should be exempt from Do Not Call lists, as those will actually be used to figure out ways that kids can be convinced that not only is smoking bad for their health, they should not try it (at least until they are of legal age).

      That's easy. Just make it legal for telemarketers to make as many calls as they want to underage smokers, and the problem will vanish overnight.

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  130. Actually, they can know its not a cellphone by zipwow · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm saying you should quit doing this, but they do know its not a cellphone.

    As another poster described (and I am repeating), phone numbers are portioned by interchanges, the three digits after the area code and before the four-digit part.

    Cellphone carriers sign up in a particular area code, and are given a set of interchanges, from which they apportion their numbers. Its this interchange number that allows them to get calls into and out of the standard phone networks.

    That's how I understand it anyway. Presumably the telemarketers are able to get a listing of interchanges from the phone company that are owned by cellphones...

    -Zipwow

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    1. Re:Actually, they can know its not a cellphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but it's entirely possible that your landline is set up to forward calls to your cellphone. :-)

    2. Re:Actually, they can know its not a cellphone by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm saying you should quit doing this, but they do know its not a cellphone.

      Yeah, but I don't really care. I suspect in at least some cases, they'll remove the number anyway. The amount of research (however fast that might be) to figure it out, vs the amount of risk if it did turn out to be a cell number...

      Besides, I tell them all kinds of crap when I'm bored. Things like, cutting them off mid sentance and saying "Oh shit, hang on..." and mumbling "shit, I think he's dead! We have to get rid of..."; back to the telemarketer: "hey, this really isn't a good time..." CLICK

      Or: "Uh, you realize this is a fax number?" and starting to screech at the top of my lungs into the phone -- very much obviously fake, but makes them think I'm completely nuts.

      Or, after obviously saying "Hello?" in clear English, saying "No habla Englais". Of course this does often backfire, as they like to hire bilingual telemarketers... but then you say "Je ne parle pas Espanol!" -- usually by this point they hang up.

      Or pretending to be a very old, very deaf person, asking them to speak up and repeat things constantly. Repeat stuff back to them, with substituted words, etc ("you want me to play with my what now?"). If you play it well, they really can't hang up on you, they have to (painfully) finish their pitch. Otherwise they just hung up on a poor old man...

      Or... I could go on all day, though admittedly it's much easier to come up with these things now, than when they interrupt you. I really hate the phone (I say this out loud just before I answer it every time), but of course that's beside the point here...

      Make their job more difficult, a telemarketer just might quit. Make enough people quit, the industry becomes harder to run. Make it harder to run, it might just go away. Make an industry go away, we might just have a higher unempl.... hm, too far...

      So telling them it's a cell phone is nothing, and just something I use when I'm not feeling especially creative (or again when I'm interrupted and just want to say something and hang up, and am not feeling particularly vulgar).

      You do realize that this is a ce..... hello? Can you hear me now? Wha- huh?

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    3. Re:Actually, they can know its not a cellphone by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      Make their job more difficult, a telemarketer just might quit. Make enough people quit, the industry becomes harder to run. Make it harder to run, it might just go away.

      Naaa... all you are really doing here is being a jerk.

      It's not like the guy sitting in a giant call center making $7.50/hour as a second job in the evenings really wants to be doing this any more than you want him to be disturbing you. But you want to make his life more miserable, thinking that somehow the supply of single moms, kids who never quite went to college or people trying to earn some extra money because there aren't other jobs out there will magically dry up?

      Sorry for the tangent, it's just this misplaced rage -- mistreating the workers who are )*%# upon by the very company whose practices you despise -- seems evidence of mean-spirited sleepwalking.

      Reminder: The guy who hands you your big mac is not really McDonalds, the guy who cleans your office bathroom is a human being with a name and just as much a part of your team's effort as any other contractor. And the person interrupting your dinner probably doesn't feel good about it already. I'm all for "do not call" lists. I'm not taking any stand here about the merits, pro or con, of this. I'm just talking about treating people like fellow human beings.

      Summary: You can quickly get a telemarketer off the phone without being a jerk.

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    4. Re:Actually, they can know its not a cellphone by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      It's not like the guy sitting in a giant call center making $7.50/hour as a second job in the evenings really wants to be doing this any more than you want him to be disturbing you. But you want to make his life more miserable, thinking that somehow the supply of single moms, kids who never quite went to college or people trying to earn some extra money because there aren't other jobs out there will magically dry up?

      You are right. I don't have anything against the particular person making the call. But they are calling on behalf of the company. Which means they are representing that company.

      They don't have to be a telemarketer. They chose to be. They chose that job, which indicates that they aren't particularly against disturbing people to sell products. They are no different from spammers, or anyone who helps to enable spammers, in my book. And I tell them to fuck themselves. Just to be a jerk. Damn, I'm such a jerk -- but you know what? I don't care. They interrupted me, I tell them where to stick it.

      The voice on the other end of the phone is not Jane Doe, wife and mother, she's Acme, Inc., seller of cheap wares. She is representative of the company ***BY CHOICE***. Maybe it was the only job she could find, and if that's the case, I feel for Jane Doe. But I do not feel for Acme, Inc. or anyone calling on their behalf.

      Oh, and I hate the McDonald's workers for who they are, not for the company. That's entirely different. The corporation doesn't ask them to cough into their hand just prior to handling your food or change (and to look around and make sure noone saw before wiping their hand on their pants). No, it's the person behind the counter I'm mad at.

      Summary: You can quickly get a telemarketer off the phone without being a jerk.

      But where's the fun in that? Again, while my post was really just trying to be humorous, I do feel that we should not help enable these people, this industry, by being courteous to them. I wouldn't be nice to anyone who helps enable spam, child porn, or anything else I'm against, for whatever reason. I don't care what circumstances caused them to be in that position, they are there now and I am going to be an ass to them.

      For the record, btw, I have worked at a McDonald's (and two Burger Kings) in my day. I have nothing against that kind of job. I have NEVER been a telemarketer, and never would. I'd sooner go back to flipping burgers (though these days there is no real "flipping", it's pretty automated at both places)...

      Also for the record, I'm pretty much an asshole anyway; these people (telemarketers, spammers, etc) just bring out the worst of it.

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    5. Re:Actually, they can know its not a cellphone by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      One more quick followup. You bring up circumstances. Such as, maybe the telemarketer is doing this job because they have no other choice.

      So where is the line drawn? What if I said the same about a spammer? Well, he can't find any job that pays the bills, so he took up spamming.

      What about the guy who steals food from the store because he can't afford to feed his family? Maybe he had no other choice. You might say this is okay.

      So what about the guy who robs the 7-11 at gunpoint? Maybe he just couldn't make it any other way, he had no choice (the call center wasn't hiring, nor was the 7-11). He needs to pay his rent, buy food for his children, etc. Should we excuse that as well?

      Now, I'm not saying telemarketers are as bad as a theif -- but I am saying, the line has to be drawn as to what normally unacceptable behavior we will accept due to the poor circumstances that person may be in. Note that "unacceptable" doesn't necessarily mean "illegal". Just because it's legal doesn't make it okay. Likewise, just because I don't know you doesn't mean I have to be courteous if you call my home.

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  131. Did your mother kiss you with that mouth? [nt] by NFW · · Score: 1

    [insert redneck joke here]

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  132. What Next? by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

    Just how many damn things are they going to try to cram into the Windows Registry, anyhow?

    MjM

  133. loophole? by spazoid12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The FCC oversees certain industries (airlines, banks and phone companies) and will have to "buy in" to the registry for it to affect those industries.

    Wonder if there will be companies that do (insert random thing) business but think to get themselves excluded by paying $1000 to become a "phone company" (a reseller of long distance service). If the FCC doesn't buy into the FTC's list, then such a company might have a loop hole and be able to share the data in own "division" of the company to it's others (ie. it's actual original business).

  134. You won't be able to tell.. by Goonie · · Score: 1

    Companies are already running call centres for the UK and Australia (and probably the US) out of India. They give their staff fake Western-style names, and give them voice coaching and "cultural awareness" training so that they can fool most people into believing that they actually speaking to local staff.

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  135. Did GW do this? by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    Or did the telemarketers just piss off enough voters and string pullers without having a strong enough lobby group and "campaign donation" team of their own? I can see this one. GM beats telemarketer. GE beats Telemarketer. Monsanto beats telemarketer. Texas beats telemarketer...

    Unfortunately for me, I live in Oz, hence no register or law and the only calls I get are charities and surveys from people using phone number generators.

    Alternately I offer to send them a bill and ask for appropriate details or I ask them to call back in half an hour (they never do).

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  136. Hi: I'm conducting a survey... by msheppard · · Score: 1

    Hi! I'm conducting a Survey:
    Would you like to refinance?
    Would you like a credit card?
    Did you know you won a trip?
    Do you want to switch long distance carriers?

    M@

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  137. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by adamfranco · · Score: 1

    Assuming this passes the Supremes, regarding the 'first amendment - free speech' test...

    I forget where I read it, probably here somewhere, but commercial speech is not protected in the same way that personal speech is. Therefor, companies will at least have a harder time pursuing any argument based on free speech than a non-profit/political group would.

    If anyone happens to know where in law this is located, I'd be interested to find out.

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  138. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Jackson+Five · · Score: 1

    Actually call centers use VoIP technology to place calls from overseas without incurring those kind of charges...

  139. War dialing? by OECD · · Score: 1

    Cool, and do-no-call activists can write up a nifty perl script that will register every number from 000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999.

    Might as well, the telemarketers do essentially the same thing.

    My question: Is this legal? I have a vague memory that war dialing (having your computer dial blocks of numbers looking for network access points) was illegal. Since I get several calls a day from a computer I've often wondered if (a) if that counts as war dialing, and (b) it's still (or ever was) illegal.

    Of course, it could just be that my mom planted that idea to keep me from playing Global Thermonuclear War on my PCjr.

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    1. Re:War dialing? by kien · · Score: 1
      "Cool, and do-no-call activists can write up a nifty perl script that will register every number from 000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999."

      Might as well, the telemarketers do essentially the same thing.

      My question: Is this legal?

      I wouldn't worry or care so much as to whether it would be legal. I would ask the question: is it ethical?

      I think this law is a good sign that the tide is changing, that at least some of our reps are beginning to understand that we're pretty fsck'in tired of being dominated by corporate interests for that very reason: they're allowed to operate within the legal space but are totally exempt from any and all social folkways that most of us accept .

      Let's not make the same mistake (and I'm not suggesting you are, OECD) of assuming that our personal beliefs are or should be shared by everyone else.

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    2. Re:War dialing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's illegal to dial blocks of numbers if you have no intention of communicating with the person / modem / fax / whatever on the other side Wardialing would fit into that category. It is legal if you intend to communicate with someone on the other end, even if the communication is telemarketing.

  140. Wow by bmantz65 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Bush had time to sign a bill into a law instead of beating the war drum?

  141. Would you like to take a survey? by dacarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I get ONE MORE CALL about people asking me about George Wendt, eating beans, and movies, I'm gonna scream!

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  142. Because politicians need the polls by bgat · · Score: 1

    Surveys are exempted because they're an easy way for politicians to stay in touch with their constituents, without, um, *actually* staying in touch with their constituents. No way they're gonna legislate that convenience away!

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  143. Great! Even with surveys loopholed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..I like surveys. They ask you questions. You can then tell them you're 4012 years old, have ninteen children, and make three dollars and twelve cents a year.

    They usually hang up halfway through :(

    Maybe I'm neurotic, but I enjoy doing that. It doesn't work on other telemarketers, though, so I'm glad they're blocking them.

  144. New telemarketer script by SubliminalLove · · Score: 1

    Hello, my name is _________
    I'm conducting a poll for Industrial ScienCorp. Would you be willing to answer a series of questions?

    Yes or no, did you know that by switching to AT&T today, you could save 12.3% on all calls to Michigan?
    Yes or no, did you know that by switching now, you could be entered into a national drawing for a lifetime supply of fried Twinkies?

    ...etc.

    ~SL

    Meaningful posts keep being modded down... all desire to contribute fading... fading...

  145. Hasn't anyone read the Constitution? by Big+G · · Score: 1

    The REAL reason is that the US Congress only has the power to pass laws that affect interstate commerce. Read it.

    Now, that does not always stop them from passing bad/illegal law but that is another rant.

  146. One biggy missing... by gozar · · Score: 1

    This will only a affect INTERSTATE calls, not intrastate calls. All a telemarketer has to do is set up a call center in your state and they can call you all they want.

    I know Ohio is working on its own Do-Not-Call list to stop the intrastate calls.

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  147. how? by wardk · · Score: 1
    this is wonderful. however I am not seeing squat about how to get on this list.


    anyone have a link or the phone number to this thing?

  148. hole by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

    The article seems to imply that this will not apply to phone companies, airline companies, and banks. It has been my experience that THESE THREE MAKE ALL THE CALLS!!!!

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  149. charities, surveys and calls on behalf of politici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most charities are scams. There's no guarantee that they are completely non profit. Who gives a shit about helping other people anyway?

    Surveys are meaningless too. Do we really need more demographics like this?

    Why the fuck is it acceptable for politicians to call people. They sure as hell aren't going to call people themselves. It's just going to be more and more recorded greetings to vote for Joe Political Science Fag.

    The worst part about telemarketers is there is nothing you can do about them. Caller ID doesn't work. Telling them not to call back does not work. The Telezapper doesn't work. You can't threaten them, or you will get in trouble. You can't sexually harass them or offend them or you will get in trouble. The only thing that sort of works now is to get a cell phone and ditch the land line. Who knows how long that solution will last though.

    To all you crazy people and militant cults out there: i.e. Scientologists, the US Postal Service, Al Queada, those white guys in the woods in Michigan with all those machine guns etc.: if you are reading this, please torture and kill all telemarketers. Allah will be proud.

  150. Who gets the $11K? by meckardt · · Score: 1

    Yes, this may discourage the current crop of telemarketers, but I just want to know who gets the cash if one is busted. If its me, I welcome all callers. Checks may be made out to...

  151. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Best_Username_Ever · · Score: 1

    Do-Not-Email list

    That is a good point. We can all hope that this is the thin end of the wedge, and more forms of invasive advertising get banned. I have often thought that advertising designed deliberately to annoy people should be banned. It's not like people will spend less and the economy will suffer just because annoying and invasive forms of advertising are outlawed. Society would be better off for it.

  152. Don't forget the "legitimate" charities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The worst telemarketing calls I get are from the Policemen's or Firemen's fund.

  153. And a timely implementation calendar too by hillct · · Score: 1

    The Implementation Calendar is reasonably agressive, which is suprising. By October we should be getting getting significantly fewer calls. Frankly, I'm suprised that the legislation was signed at all, but having been signed, It's admirable that any republican administration would allow such an agressive track to implementation. I guess the Direct Marketing Association didn't contribute enough to the Bush campeign, or, perhaps direct marketers have pissed off enough people on both sides of the isle, that no level of lobbying would have altered the outcome.

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  154. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    Sure it is. You have an email address, you've basically made it available to people to email you. You didn't give anyone notice otherwise. This is why I can mail you truckloads of junk mail: you have a mailbox.

    It's less burdensome for you to delete spam than it is to throw away junk mail. And email doesn't effectively arrive (i.e. enter your awareness) at inconvenient times of day -- only when you take the effort to check your mail.

    Freedom of speech means you're going to have to put up with other people's speech that you don't like. No one's forcing you to listen to it, but if you want to participate in society, you're basically stuck with it.

    Most of your comments seem focused on unsolicited commercial phone calls. I agree that time, place or manner restrictions are fine. But they don't allow total exclusion either. No calls between 7pm-8am could work. No calls at all is not okay.

    It's not as though you're required to have a phone, set it to ring, answer it, or listen to the call. But having availed yourself of the benefits of having a phone, it is YOUR responsibility to shield yourself from all unwanted intrusions.

    No-call lists work because they're essentially the equivalent of a 'no solicitors' sign for your phone. Fail to give warning, and you're fair game my friend.

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  155. Heh, now that's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telemarketers sign you up for their call lists without asking you.

    Does your brain hurt yet? Wait for it...

    Do you still believe your an English citizen too?

  156. Hello, by TooLazyToLogon · · Score: 1

    I'm taking a survey. Would you be interested in buying our product or service?

  157. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    It might seem interesting: couple days ago a law was introduced in Poland which actually outlaws spam ;-) In other words, no one can send you any kind of advertisement through e-mail, SMS or fax unless you explicitly agree to receive these advertisements.

    In Warsaw they're probably telling american jokes.

    Cool, isn't it ;-)

    Very!

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  158. Think before you sue . . . by Ayatollah · · Score: 1

    The industry is far from dead. It will be restructred in terms of a National OK-To-Call list. Be careful what you allow them to do when you fill out another credit application or sign up for a "free" product.

    Companies have been planning for this contingency for years. I'm sure you've seen the "check here" boxes in every application you've filled out recently. They ask for you direct permission to contact you about future offers, sometimes from other companies as well.

    I'm sure the ground these future boxes cover is about to rapidly expand. And when you go to sue and show your membership in the Do-Not-Call list, they will pull out your registration card for your new lawnmower and show the judge where you gave them explicit permission to contact you. Case dismissed.

  159. 219 Republicans voted for it -- less than 200 Dems by DanEsparza · · Score: 1

    Less than 200 Dems voted for it. But I digress. This really isn't a Republican or Democrat issue -- if anything it's a Democrat issue (as Dems want larger, more expansive, more intrusive government).

    Dan

  160. How the industry will adapt by Pilferer · · Score: 1

    Have you called your phone or cable company recently? Near the end of the conversation, the operator will try to sell you something. They will not let you go without a fight. It's very annoying to have to put up with this crap when _you called them_, to resolve a billing despute, problem with your service, etc.

    I needed a copy of a bill AT&T claimed to have sent me, but I never recieved. The woman I spoke with would not "put the order through" without asking me "a few quick questions", ie: Do you have a cordless phone? Do you surf the web? AT&T is having a special on DSL (etc etc). I was afraid to hang up, because I didn't want the drone to get pissed, and not send me what I needed.

    Watch this become more and more common as the telemarketers try to find a new way to make a living...

    *sigh*

  161. Hello? RTFA by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
    You can sign up online.
    Consumers could enroll in the free service via the Internet or a toll-free number.
  162. stop the demand for spam by tri44id · · Score: 1
    if a company within the U.S. solicits sales through an overseas professional telemarketer, that U.S. company is liable for any TSR violations of the telemarketer.
    This is the key to effective anti-spam legislation, too. If customers of spammers are penalized, then the spammers will have no content to distribute, and they'll go away. Except for those messages advertising CD's full of 200 million hotmail addresses.
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  163. Doesn't matter. by Rev.+Null · · Score: 1

    The limitations placed on the federal government (especially by the Tenth Amendment) have meant almost nothing for quite some time now. Once in a while the SCOTUS will smack them down on something, but most of the abuses are not reviewed by the court.

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  164. Re:219 Republicans voted for it -- less than 200 D by stevezero · · Score: 1

    well, yeah, but the closest to Libertarian member of Congress, Ron Paul (R-TX), voted no.

  165. do not email by upt1me · · Score: 1

    Next up, the National Do-Not-E-Mail law.

  166. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hey,

    The callers could move outside the US, but the cost of making the phone calls would increase dramatically.

    In the UK, some companies cut thier costs by moving thier telephone call processing facilities to India. It's actually cheaper to get a big international connection than paying a living wage.

    Michael

  167. Surveys isn't a work around by stoofa · · Score: 1

    If someone claims to be doing a survey, they will have to post the results. So any marketeers thinly veiling a sales push as a survey will end up with these results: we asked people what they thought of our products. 96% said 'this is just a thinly veiled sales push, now **** off!' 2% didn't know 1% didn't think our products justified war with Iraq 1% said 'Cowboy Neal, is that you?' christian cook www.christiancook.com

  168. Arrrghhhhhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will people learn to spell. The word is "RIDICULOUS" with an I not an E. There is NO "E" in Ridiculous.

    Write the word out 1,000 times immediately! :)

  169. Do not Link List by SecGreen · · Score: 1

    What are the cross-implications of this precedent in the Internet world? I know many people have pointed out the "do-not-spam" or "do-not-/." list possibilities, but in effect this is access control by legislation. The same paridigm could be used to set-up a list of otherwise publically available internet resources that it would be illegal for certain groups to access. Maybe a national "do-not-hack" list?

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  170. Per-minute billing for local calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "In the U. S., paying by the minute for local landline phone service is almost unheard of."

    That is true for incoming calls (as specified by the Aussie) but measured service for outgoing calls is common in United States metropolitan areas (and required for businesses).

  171. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Rob+Seace · · Score: 1

    Huh? Either you get an unusually small number of spams, or an unusually large amount of physical junk mail... Because, *I* for one, certainly spend a whole hell of a lot more time deleting spam than throwing away physical junk mail, despite your outrageous claims to the contrary! Trashing junk mail is easy and effortless... And, OCCASSIONALLY, it even contains something useful (rare, but it happens)... On the other hand, spam NEVER contains anything the slightest bit useful... It's all scams and semi-illegal schemes and obnoxious, often obscene, almost always completely unprofessional looking, sales pitches for complete and utter crap no one in their right mind could ever possibly be interested in... (Except, perhaps, for some of the porn, of course... ;-)) And, there is a metric ASSLOAD of it!! If one received as many pieces of physical junk mail as one does spam messages, they would be literally buried in it! (And, the post office might make enough money to stop raising the price of stamps every damned year or so... ;-/) It's just overwhelming and impossible to cope with... And, it's all unwanted... At least with physical mail (and, land-line phone calls), the ones sending you the junk have to foot the bill to send it, and it doesn't cost you anything besides your wasted time... (Which is STILL a lot to ask, however...) But, with spam (and, cell-phone calls, too, I believe), the one stuck receiving the unwanted junk ALSO has to PAY for it! That's just horribly unfair and completely without any sort of rational justification... For the same reason junk faxes are illegal, spam should be illegal: it costs ME money, and wastes MY resources, to receive the unwanted junk...

  172. Politicians don't watch porn... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2, Funny


    They are men of power. They hump their beautiful but otherwise useless secretaries.

    If you and I ever got that powerful, we would have no need for watching sexual variety.

  173. Hello, Mr. Storm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No, it's Strom.

    Would you be interested in participating in a survey today, Mr. Storm?....

  174. Businss To Business by stan_freedom · · Score: 1

    Any thoughts on how this will affect business-to-business telemarketing?

    Our company brokers electronic components and does some cold calling to buyers at OEMs.

    Has anyone reviewed the legislation to see if a business could add their numbers to the do-not-call list?

  175. I disagree.... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    I believe "No calls at all" is perfectly reasonable for someone who has requested it, but it depends if you want to approach from a perspective of passive or intrusive speech.

    Passive speech is when someone stands on a street corner with a megaphone talking about his wares, or walks down the street with a sign. There's nothing wrong with this, you can keep walking, you can keep carrying on your conversation with your friends, you can keep reading your book.

    Instrusive is when that guy stands in your way, or grabs a hold of your arm in an attempt to make you listen to his sales pitch. He disrupts you, even if only for a momemt while you push him off and say an obscenity - you've had to stop your conversation with your friend, you've lost your place in your book...

    Telemarketing is much more intrusive. Junk mail is more passive. Email is somewhere between, depending on how someone uses email - check it once a day and it's not so intrusive, live your life by it (your job requires constant checking) and it becomes much more intrusive.

    I know the constitution doesn't make the distinction, but the right to free speech is obviously not a right to intrusive free speech - it is the same as saying "You have the right to say what you want, you don't have the right to make people listen." When you call someone on the phone, you are requiring their time, their effort, and even if they don't listen to the sales pitch and they hang up, you have forced them to listen to some of what you have to say, even if it's only "I'm so and so calling from some company..."

    It's wrong, it always has been, and that people are gainfully employed in that industry doesn't make it any less so. Especially if someone requests not to be bothered, that request ought to be honored.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
    1. Re:I disagree.... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      the right to free speech is obviously not a right to intrusive free speech

      To some extent it is. Grabbing someone isn't a matter of speech, it's battery. Standing in someone's way OTOH, in a public thoroughfare is generally okay (after all, it's not as though you have a right to exclude him). There can be time, place, and manner restrictions, but not so much as to create absolute restrictions.

      So. If you have a phone, that's an implicit invitation to be called. When you answer the phone YOU have chosen to listen to someone at least long enough to come to the decision as to whether or not to hang up. They obviously can't make the handset jump off of the hook themselves. You've let someone in, and if you hang up, you cannot blame anyone but yourself for having picked up to begin with.

      It's just like going door to door -- it's assumed that you permit people to knock unless you take steps otherwise. And if there is a knock, the knocker isn't making you answer, you are. It is by NO means intrusive. Because you're free to waste your time answering every single phone call or knock at the door if you want to, and you likely _do_ want to.

      In sum, no one is forcing you to pick up the phone and listen to their sales pitch. You did it voluntarily, knowing that it could be anyone on the other end of the line.

      Only if you tell someone not to solicit you in a way that's reasonably likely to put them on notice are you ever going to shift the burden!

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      -- This and all my posts are in the public domain. I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.
    2. Re:I disagree.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • So. If you have a phone, that's an implicit invitation to be called.

      hmm... let's apply that to something else:

      • "if you have breasts, that's an implicit invitation to be fondled."

      while, initially, that may sound good to some of you guys out there, try implementing it some place where there are LOTS of witnesses - then let me know how it stands up in front of a judge...

      * * *
      "i have an idea... it involves bombs..."
    3. Re:I disagree.... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Ah, you made the classical logical fallacy of assuming that breasts were phones. Don't feel too bad -- lots of people make that mistake.

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      -- This and all my posts are in the public domain. I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.
  176. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    I have heard this as well, and the biggest part that works in their favor is that the calls from Canada to U.S. generally seem to not include caller ID information.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  177. The common good is NOT served by ending the call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Closing the conversation quickly is the moral equivalent of "just hit delete" for spam.

    A dedicated junk call fighter who cannot afford to mount massive lawsuits should endeavor to cost telemarketers the maximum amount of money by keeping such callers on the line as long as possible. Engage them in as long a conversation as you can, letting them cling to the faintest hope that you might fall for their scam. Every minute you tie them up is a minute they cannot be talking to another victim.

    These telemarketing employees may not be paid a lot, but their employer is counting on some ratio of sales per minute spent on the phone. Those who fight junk phone calls should endeavor to drive those ratios into the ground.

  178. Make new friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Sixth, you can ask your friends and neighbors if they received similar calls. Any telemarketer violating the do-not-call list is calling everyone, so you will find other witnesses to verify your report."

    For those happen to have access to the Internet, I predict someone will be setting up services used for making contact with others who were victimized by the same telemarketer.

  179. Call lists by alexo · · Score: 1

    > In Canada you can ask to be removed from the calling list of the company that contacts you, and by law they have to [...]

    I never ask to be removed from the list, as those lists are usually ad-hoc and being removed from one does not preclude your number from being (automatically?) put on others.

    Instead, I ask whether the telemarketing organization has a do-not-call list and ask to be put on it.

    For extra incentive, you may ask the caller to repeat his/her name and the name of his/her supervisor, inform them that any further calls from their organization will be considered harrassment and their names will be on the lawsuit. Then mention that the conversation was recorded.

  180. Memory Refresher by Steve+B · · Score: 1
    IANAL, but I don't remember the amendment where people were given the right to not be disturbed.
    Amendment IX
    The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
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    /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  181. Re:219 Republicans voted for it -- less than 200 D by Steve+B · · Score: 1
    well, yeah, but the closest to Libertarian member of Congress, Ron Paul (R-TX), voted no

    Paul's opposition to Big Government is generally commendable, but sometimes it becomes a reflex substitute for thought. In this case, the government action was a protection of rights (specifically, the right to keep trespassers out of your phone line), not (as usual) another infringement.

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    /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  182. Fine. Mod me down for flamebait. by Macaw2000 · · Score: 0

    Ignore the fact that C is about 5 or 6 generations old. Python, perl, C++, Delphi, Java, and C# have all innovated programming. You guys stick to your stdio.h

  183. Surveys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I regularly get a call by some unnamed bank saying something like this(its prerecorded by the way):

    "Hi we're doing a survey to find out if someone would like to save money on their home loan with reduced rates! If you'd like to participate, say so..." (silence to say something, if no is said, the message still continues, and calls back) "Would consumers switch to a different service if they could save money on this?" (silence for yes/no)

    The message asks these questions in the exact context of a survey, but is pure telemarketing, and has the intention of a sale, not a survey.

  184. Um... by uptownguy · · Score: 1

    a means for the government to collect a list of 'dissidents'.

    I hate to point out the exceptionally obvious, but if you live in the US (or Canada, the UK, France, Germany, Brazil, Japan, South Korea) it is the people who elect and choose "the government". Here in the states, we decided over 225 years ago that we didn't like others telling us what to do with or without our consent. Say what you will about voter turnout, special interest groups and the like... the system in place in nearly the entire western world is one where "the government" is what the people collectively decide upon. There isn't any us vs. them. There is just us.

    Or was there some sort of change and I didn't get the memo?

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    I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
    1. Re:Um... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      The U.S.A. is not a democracy, it is a republic. The people do not elect the leaders, the political parties decide who they will support (how many independents made it into Congress last year?) and those generally win the election. The executive branch is chosen by the electorial college - there are many instances when one candidate wins the popular vote, but does not pick up the electorial college votes needed to win.

      Our forefathers, in their wisdom, set up our election system this way with the intention of making change more difficult - to put brakes on violent swings in leadership at the whim of the mob (us).

      Unfortunately what this equates to is a good ol' boy system and pork barrel politics. The people have very little say in what goes on in government on a daily basis, and a 'Hobson's Choice' at the polls.

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    2. Re:Um... by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      Well, not to split hairs with you, but this isn't exactly an "either/or" thing. The U.S.A. is a democratic republic -- we do freely elect our representatives / head of state. There is an electoral college that acts as a check (just as splitting the power into three branches of government, an executive, legislative and judicial branch serves the same purpose) -- but remember when the Constitution was created, no one had even envisioned parties or the power they would have. Think of them like an emergent property of democracy...But no one stood in line at my polling place with an M16 to intimidate me into voting one way. No one threatened my family. No one bribed me. I freely chose to vote the way I did, as did everyone else.

      "The people" have an enormous say in what goes on in their daily lives, far more than at any other time in history -- especially if you are a commoner, not rich, not in the priesthood, etc. If you are talking about the national level, of course, remember that your 1 vote is just one of hundreds of millions. At the state level you are 1 of millions. Even in your own community you are 1 of thousands or millions. Of course you should look into banding together with other like-minded people to make your voice heard. Of course you should look in to creative ways to get the word out about whatever issue tickles your fancy.

      But "good ol' boy" system -- ha! One good report by 60 Minutes or Dateline and you could get a leader recalled for that. "Pork barrel" = every person's pet project is someone else's pork. Doesn't mean anything. I could call SETI funding pork. Or I could call health care funding pork. Depends on what your priorities are, but you aren't really saying anything substantative here.

      The people have very little say in what goes on in government on a daily basis

      Nor do they have time. Seriously. Not trolling, just pointing out that with work and school and picking up the kids from daycare and making dinner and watching TV and catching a movie every now and then and soccer and playing Unreal and visiting the grandparents and everything else -- The decisions a unit of government makes is a daily job. We entrust our leaders to make those decisions and if we disagree with them, we elect new ones. The average citizen can not (and will not) inform himself or herself on each and every important issue that comes up, so you can rule out directly voting on everything.

      Summary: The US is a democratic republic where the people freely elect their leaders. Parties exist as an emergent property in every democracy seen to date. People today have more say over their political lives than at any time before. And if you can propose something even better, do so! Innovation is great. Pointing at something and calling it crap without suggesting an improvement is childish.

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      I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
  185. J. Cheever Loophole Says : by jefu · · Score: 1

    Laws are such fun. Every law that closes one opportunity opens three others. This is such a good one too.

    I'm already figuring on letting charities sell long distance phone service, credit card protection and magazines. They'll make a nice bit of change out of it. I'll even rent them my lists of numbers (no numbers excluded), and if they need it, I have a whole building full of phones and people who can do the work for them for a small fee.

    And politicians - they already know J. Cheever Loophole and how I can help them.

    I think I can get the "pre-existing relationship" to work too. Maybe with ex-girlfriends/ex-boyfriends. Maybe even rent out girlfriends/boyfriends to establish the relationship!

    And my friend Captain Spaulding, who is now working for one of the big cellular companies thinks that with this in place they can talk congress into allowing calls to cell phones, from the cell companies that sell the cell service. The cell companies would win twice - once being paid for the marketing calls, and once again by making more money off the connection charges.

    Now if I could only patent all this....

    Oh, thats right. I can.

    </spurious-quote>

  186. To disagree is American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm so damn sick of the attitude that if you don't support our prez and his insane forign policy that you are somehow a limp-writsted, communist, crack smoking libral. Go to Hell! I love this country as much as any Rush-hugging conservative and I consider it my duty and right to disagree with policy I see as morally wrong.

    "Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done, and I am Caesar."

    -Julius Caesar

    It is possible to love America and support her troops without agreeing with the policies of our government. It is the duty and right of each citizen to speak out against injustice as we see it.

    Blindly supporting an unjust government policy is unAmerican.

    You can make a difference:

    Write to your elected representatives and tell them how you feel.

    Register to Vote.


    God Bless America
    Peace
  187. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by rifter · · Score: 1

    I forget where I read it, probably here somewhere, but commercial speech is not protected in the same way that personal speech is. Therefor, companies will at least have a harder time pursuing any argument based on free speech than a non-profit/political group would.

    In the US as a rule commercial speech is protected far more than non-commercial speech, precisely because corporations pay for our election process. Not only that, but my right to speak about corporations is less powerful than their right to speak sbout me. For instance, any monkey can set up a business and put things in a credit report I can't read without paying for, but if I say something bad (and TRUE) about a company I might get sued into oblivion.

  188. You're Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you haven't actually done this have you?

    We call and call, and keep calling until either we get ahold of the proper person (oldest male / female / whatever), we take cell-phones, we take re-directs to other lines (sometimes), etc.

    Sometimes we ferget trying to get a specific person at a specific number, but that just means we must call more people in a wider range to get the non-response rate down.

    Most people own phones (what 98%? of households?)

    Surveys end up correcting for single-mother bias, and unemployeed bias, which is part of why they ask for your yearly income and other demographic information, so that they can make sure they match up to census records. So sometimes at the end of a study we only need to talk to males, or females.

    And I've always had better luck reaching those watching small children than singles, who're more likely to be out whenver you call.

    And yeah, we are excluding people. Which is why sometimes studies get up enough cash to pay us to go door-to-door. So reasearch just gets more and more expensive, and it gets harder and harder to get valid results. Thanks :)

    Random data is *hard* to get, so you make do with what you can get, and you end up with those pesky +/- all the time.

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

  189. What? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    I explain that this is a cell phone, and I pay by the min for incomming and out going calls and as such is it illegal for them to call this number.

    You pay for incomming calls??? Why do you live - Ferengistan?

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    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    1. Re:What? by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      No, i live in the US, but I have a cell plan where I pay per min (incomming and ourtgoing) but I pay very little per min (less then 1/2 a penny per min for all calls, local or long distance). I could have a play with incomming calls free or a static min/per month with an overuse charge but i've run the numbers and this plan is cheaper for me.

    2. Re:What? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Ok then, it just sounded a bit odd to me. But if it saves you money then thats obviously fine :)

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      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  190. Am I already enrolled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they going to automatically include all numbers on the various state do-not-call lists?

  191. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, spam NEVER contains anything the slightest bit useful... It's all scams and semi-illegal schemes and obnoxious, often obscene, almost always completely unprofessional looking, sales pitches for complete and utter crap no one in their right mind could ever possibly be interested in


    That's a judgment call. Clearly someone is interested in this; we've seen that some spammers have commercial success, and others would surely stop if they were spending so much time in fruitless endeavor. That doesn't mean that the rate of return is high: it might be one positive respondent per million spams sent. But there is some interest. Certainly there are probably religious movements that are less appealing but no one supports banning their attempts to proselytize.


    It's just overwhelming and impossible to cope with


    I'd disagree. It may not be perfectly effortless to seperate the wheat from the chaff as it were, but the same thing applies to junk mail, and a minimal burden is basically the price you pay for having an email box that can be sent to from anyone, i.e. for not whitelisting.


    spam should be illegal: it costs ME money


    People keep saying this: I don't believe it. Got some proof?

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  192. Re:Do-Not-Email Next? by Rob+Seace · · Score: 1

    > Clearly someone is interested in this

    As you said: Got some proof?? I've yet to even HEAR of a person, let alone meet them, who didn't absolutely despise all spam, and curse its existence... I'll grant you, there are some pretty stupid people around, so there has to be SOME who actually buy stuff through spam... (After all, some apparently responded to the Nigerian scams, and got duped... I still have a hard time imagining these people, though... I don't know how they can be THAT stupid, yet still somehow remain living...) But, being stupid enough to be duped into buying unwanted junk via spam is NOT the same as actually WANTING and DESIRING spam, either... But, even in the bizarre event that there ARE a few strange people who actually DO want spam, then fine, let them specifically sign up for it and request it; then, it's no longer "spam", because it's specifically requested and desired...

    > others would surely stop if they were spending
    > so much time in fruitless endeavor

    What time?? Have you looked at spam, lately? It's not exactly high-quality advertisement material, that takes very long to put together... And, sending it should be pretty effortless and quick... Hell, they probably don't even need to be around to actually DO anything: just feed a spam message to their software (or, let it generate one, itself; some spam sure LOOKS like stuff a deranged computer would write ;-)), and go away and relax for a while...

    > Certainly there are probably religious
    > movements that are less appealing but no one
    > supports banning their attempts to proselytize.

    I don't know about that... If any used methods nearly as sleazy as spam, *I* for one would sure as hell support banning their attempts... In fact, I support banning "door-to-door god salesmen", a la Jehova's Witnesses' attempts to force their beliefs on everyone... If people were interested, they'd go to bloody church! If not, leave them alone, and let them go to 'hell', or whatever... Geez... But, still, that's not even a FRACTION as sleazy as spam... At least they will generally leave and not come back if you tell them to; and, they don't arrive at your door every few seconds of every hour of every day; and, they don't cost you money every time they knock or ring your doorbell...

    > People keep saying this: I don't believe it.
    > Got some proof?

    Proof that spam costs the receiver money?? Well, I assume you're online now... Do you pay an ISP for your Net connection, or do you get one free somehow?? Most of us tend to have to PAY for it... (Except for college kids, of course...) And, for most of us, there is some set bandwidth limit associated with our connection... Every bit of data transmitted to or from us sucks up that bandwidth, taking away our ability to possibly utilize it for something else we want... On top of that, E-mail must be stored on disk at the server, utilizing some portion of its available resources that could be better spent on something else... And, every mail server and router it hops through between source and destination must spend time processing the message and dealing with it as appropriate... And, then, it must be downloaded to your computer, and at least temporarily waste your resources, too... Computer resources are not free; they have some real, actual cost... And, for that matter, wasted time has real, actual cost, as well, especially when it occurs during the work day, taking time away from when you SHOULD be working... But, you are FORCED to deal with unwanted spam instead, because it was sent to your work address, and you HAVE to regularly check that for important work-related E-mail... Not to mention all the time and effort people are forced to spend trying to FIGHT this scourge, by developing and deploying various anti-spam software, and spam-armoring their E-mail addresses, and various other nonsense that shouldn't be necessary... And, still, none of it is to much avail: the scumbags still kee