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I am a member of special ops in Iran right now reading /. anonymously through this service. Also, when I have to communicate our dear leader, G.W. Bush, I just login to my yahoo mailbox and send a message to president@whitehouse.gov with my highly classified info (I accidentally sent a message to president@whitehouse.org once. Boy was my face red)

This anonymizer service is really the most secure way we special ops folks have to communicate. After many years and many billions of dollars spent on developing secure communications, who knew we could've just set up a proxy server? Once we found this out, all we had to do is ask another agency (all the different agencies in DC work in perfect harmony) to implement this.

On a related note, don't you just hate when Yahoo! puts those damn horoscope adverts at the bottom of your emails? It makes my dispatches to the national security council look so damn unprofesh! I mean, here I am writing to the leader of the free world and some of the brightest minds in the oil industry about some top secret Axis of Evil tupperware party (that's where they hide the weed. In the tupperware. Those ads about buying drugs supporting terrorism weren't jokes) and it says "Do yo yahoo!" on the bottom. Shit.

If you really want to know what Bush and Ashcroft will do look here.

Recall the
Moron

Thanks and have an Ashcroft_free weekend,
W00t

Recall the
Liar

Thanks,
W00t

Every thug they've elected to office

The decline and fall of the United States of Amerika.

Thanks for nothing Bush,
W00t

Bet on The Liar
at Ideosphere

Cheers,
W00t

While you Slasdot lozers drool over the military-industrial complex, Ventriloquist Dick Cheney's latest creation continues
to deceive people.

Thanks and have a marijuana-inspired day,
W00t

While you Slasdot lozers drool over the military-industrial complex, Ventriloquist Dick Cheney's latest creation continues
to deceive people.

Thanks and have a marijuana-inspired day,
W00t

While you Slasdot lozers drool over the military-industrial complex, Ventriloquist Dick Cheney's latest creation continues
to deceive people.

Thanks and have a marijuana-inspired day,
W00t

The Administration doesn't give a rat's ass about the common consumer. They only want the evil overlords who are part of their enlightened plutocratic theocracy.

Yeah, lying about your sex life sure is more important than lying to get the country into a war. I'm sure glad that W. won't be lying to us about his sex life!

The basis for futures contracts will be the
events emanting from the nexus of civilization:

The White House

If the Pentagon won't offer futures, I will (stay tuned for daily quotes) from the SWEFE (Slashdot World Events Futures Exchange):

Cheney seeks asylum in France by Nov. 2004 120.00 +2.30

Blair hosts Do You Want To Be A Millionaire by Jan. 2004 98.65 -3.05

G. W. Bush indicted for tax fraud by Oct. 2003 111.45 +0.34

Saddam Hussein disovered in Cheney's bunker by Sept. 2004 99.00 +0.89

Cheney seeks asymlum in Afghanistan by Sept. 2004 101.23 -0.67

Rumsfeld plays Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove II 100.00 -0.93

Cheers,
W00t

I actually prefer whitehouse.org.

If you neglect your civil rights,they will be removed by the Cheney-Rumsfeld regime.

Remember, regime change begins at home

Thanks and have an Ashcroft-free week!!
W00t

about Syria and Iranspouted by The Moron-Out-Of-Control

Very truly yours,
W00t

might further BushCo's
impeachment

Regards,
W00t

from "President" George W. Bush et al.

Have a marijuana-induced day!!
Cheers,
W00t

Whatever floats your boat, but this is my preferred alternative

If you buy fake goods you could be
helping terrorists.

Cheers,
W00t

That's because you're an idiot. Don't worry. Even idiots can become the President of the United States of AmeriKKKA, or even worse, a Slashdot "editor".

Fearless misleader of the United States of America

Read the 20 Lies About The War

Cheers,
W00t

Dear George W. Bush

Happy Bastille Day!

Cheers,
W00t

Will progress with the impeachment of George W. Bush et al..

The decline and fall of the Cheney-Rumsfeld regime has begun.

Cheers,
W00t

Christianity has claimed an order of magnitude more lives in its history. And speaking of chances, it's now an officially endorsed religion at The Whitehouse.

You have no rights. This is the United States of
America controlled by the Cheney-Rumsfeld
regime

Thank you and have an Ashcroft-free day,
W00t

Get Your War On 12

This is the United States of America. You have no
rights as a student.........

With the Chief-War Monger-In Command

Cheers,

W00t

Thanks for your thoughtful comments.

You may now return to your TV to watch
more Bushisms

Thanks in advance,
W00t

Develop a president
who can speak and a cabinet that isn't a clone of Dr. Strangelove

Have an Ashcroft-free day,
W00t

States and its President
are brain dead?

Cheers,
W00t

Challenge the trustworthiness
of the President of the United States of America

Very truly yours,
A Patriot

Dear Fellow Patriots:

Read all about your fearless loser
here

Cheers,
W00t

Get Your War On 12

What You Can Do About the Thief-In-Chief

Cheers,
W00t

Why don't you report real news, such as


Fascism 2003: A Work In Progress, by Ashcroft, J.,
Bush, G. W., Cheney, R. G., Poindexter, J., and
Rumsfeld, D. ?

Cheers,
W00t

of President George W. Bush et al

Cheers,
W00t

For the Bush regime

Cheers,
Woot

Read the statement by President Bush

Cheers,
W00t

This is the The United States of America

Cheers,
W00t

Where are the weapons of mass delusion

Bush resigns by July 4, 2004 3-1

Blair marries Bush by Sept. 1, 2003 6-5

Cheney seeks asylum in Paraguay by
Dec. 1, 2003 10-1

Don't trust President George W. Bush et al.

Cheers,
W00t

This guy beats Nixon as a pathological liar

Thanks for nothing,
W00t

Read about the biometrics for visas and passports
at Jane's

Expect implanted RFID tags next from the
Homeland

Cheers,
W00t

Get Your War On 25

Thank you Senator Byrd for your patriotism through challenging
the Bush regime

Cheers,
W00t

The thief-in-chief has stolen this country

Cheers,
W00t

All your e-mail, unless encrypted, will be read
by J. Ashcroft, High Commander of The Reichstag

Cheers,
W00t

That was committed by the President of The United States of America et al.

Cheers,
W00t

Might I suggest Operation Infinite Purity?

Reichstags

Cheers,
W00t

Courtesy of The Dry Drunk

Thanks To George W. Bush

Welcome to the United States of Amnesia

Cheers,
W00t

Get Your War On

See here