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The Biggest Porn Site:
is the BushCo War In Iraq -
Consciousness Indicates The
White House AND CONGRESS constitute the world's corruption capital.
Cheers,
K. -
Slasdot: New Products For The Proletariat
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In other news:
BushCo warns "there will be challenges".
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Patriotically,
K. Trout -
Slashdot Libby Commutation Poll: +1 Vote Here
1. I agree with the world's biggest gunnrunner: Scooter should pay the fine, but not do the time.
Time is only for real criminals, not white collar ones.
2. I disgree with the this future Nobel Peace Prize winner. Bush should be also
be severely punished for his role in authorizing the leakers.
Thank you for taking this survey.
Pax,
K. Trout, ACTIVIST -
Welcome To The Gulag:
The world's most dangerous person commutes the sentence of one of his
brownshirts.
And you chipheads continue to talk about iPods, iPhones, and Winbloze. -
Is iPhone Secure from
the world's biggest gunrunner?
Thanks.
Patriotically,
K. Trout -
I Laugh Uncontrollably Ever Time I File My
U.S. Federal Taxes for the U.S. Military-Industrial-CONGRESSIONAL Complex.
P.S. Fuck Joe LIEberman -
Finally, A Country To Oppose The
The United States of America.
At least they are not making an unprovoked attack.
Cheers,
Kilgore Trout -
By Clicking On This Link:
You agree to pay the poster the sum of U.S. $100,000,000,000.00. Please call 41. I'm too busy getting ready for my Paraguay flight.
I need some quick cash to explain the Iraq deficiencies although most of the U.S. population is brain-dead about the vast sums we've kickbacked to ourselves.
Insincerely as usual,
W. -
Five Reasons Why
I don't bother reading PC Magazinecrap.
Instead I read about the day when these thugs are in the War Criminal Zoo adjacent to the
Smithsonian Museum. -
The World's Biggest Bully:
, who defies the legislative and judicial branches of the U.S. Federal Government, lives at
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. -
Transferring Pronto: +1, Presidential
I'll have Fredo move all of our wiretapping e-mails from the Fuhrerbunker to the Microsoftbunker.
Regards,
W -
Google Knows: +1 Informative
that BushCo intends to seize all U.S. assets in the name of Patriotism on Dec.31, 2007.
Check it out. -
Presidential Memo To Slashdotteurs:
You have NO rights.
This is the United Gulags of Amerca.
War-mongeringly Yours,
W -
Top Presidential Priority Numero Uno Duo Quatro
or whatever counts in Congressese these days.
Why don't you identify this thug for the U.S. Federal Criminal Courts.
Ooooops. I'm sorry. If you're not part of the solution, then YOU are part of the PROBLEM.
Dear Democrats: Go To Hell and Roast.
Sincerely,
Donald Metro -
After Defeat In The United Gulags of America
When will any U.S. resident file a criminal complaint in U.S. Federal Court against
the world's largest crime syndicate?
Thank you for your help.
Pax,
Kilgore Trout -
Weaponization of Space While Bong Hits For Jesus
representing whatever little rights you formerly had in the Gulag have now
disappeared.
Heil Bushler.
Regardz,
Kilgore Trout, ACTIVIST -
Digital Natives Is A:
Euphemism for BushCo Drones.
If they can't read the directions, fail them. -
UNITED STATES Class Divisions:
( can't you illiterate 'Mericans get your geography correct?)
courtesy of the actions of your Military-Industrial-CONGRESSIONAL Complex.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout -
An Inconvenient Truth: Part 2
For the weaponization of space and MORE pollution.
Sounds good to me.
Insincerely,
Geroge W. Bush -
You have NO Rights:
This is the United Gulags of America.
War-Mongeringly As Always,
President George W. Bush -
A Cow Humping Metaphor
From the good folks at Whitehouse.org. http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2006/052806.asp.
THE PRESIDENT: Farsi. Hell, Kenny Boy, I don't know what to tell you. Let me tell you a story, and as a fellow Texan, I think you'll appreciate it. Once upon a time, somewhere in west Texas there are these three cowpokes. Every night, around the fire, they all quietly amble off one by one into the darkness and fuck a heifer. It's dark, and no one sees anything, and all you can hear is, you know, the desert. But then one day, two of the cowpokes see the third with his pants around his ankles, getting balls-deep in that heifer in broad daylight. Now, these three were best of friends, but the two not fucking the heifer still shot the third dead. Because it's a disgusting thing to do, fuck a cow. Got it? -
Copy This "Legislators"
Buck Fush.
Regards,
Philboyd Studge -
Finally, The Weapons of Mass Destruction
can be found here.
Cheers,
Donald Metro -
Another Military-Industrial-CONGRESSIONAL
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'Privacy Czar' Is The Peoples' Choice
In the United Gulags Of America.
Cheers,
W -
Cars Are For
Automotive manufactures and the OIL industry.
Wake up and try public transportation, lamers. -
Vote Fill-In-The-Blank For President:
and let the military-industrial-CONGRESSIONAL complex finish
their CONTRACT
on America.
Cheers,
Kilgore T. -
Games Banned But BushCo's
Wars are covered daily on TV for the children ( a.k.a. tomorrow's drone soldiers ).
Sincerely,
X -
In Soviet America:
Restrictive licensing had even century old records.
Another slow news day?
P.S. To Slashdotteurs: Please don't respond with "if you don't like it leave". This is the United Gulags of America. I know I have
no rights because of this despot. -
In The United Gulags of America: : +1, Seditious
( You stated: "The propaganda does not stop at China's borders." )
The propaganda starts with the world's biggest gunrunner .
Sincerely,
K. Trout, C.E.O. -
Re:No surprise to those watching China
"The propaganda does not stop at China's borders. "
Additionally, the propaganda does not stop at the U.S.A. borders.
Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
Finally, Proof That Freedom and Democracy
are leaving my Kingdom.
Presidenshully yours,
George W. Bush -
The Biggest Spammer: +1, Revealing
is the world's most dangerous criminal.
I hop this helps the criminal investigation.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.P.A. -
BushCo Loses Watch Video: +1, Helpful
This video
confirms the loss of the watch of world's biggest gunrunner.
Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
By Clicking On This Link: Make Money
You hereby grant power of attorney, under the statutes of the United Gulags Of America, for all of your assets to
President George W. Bush for the duration of your life.
Patriotically,
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney -
Take It From Me: +1, Inspirational
With the U.S. adult population reading at the Grade 5 Level, theft has never been it easier.
Enjoy.
Prezidenshully yours,
George W. Bush -
Call Your Senator Now : +1
To support the impeachment of the biggest recipient of weapons bribes.
Pax,
K. Trout, C.E.O. -
Can They Stop +1, Informative
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Just Follow The Money:
To the bribery escapades of the The Decider.
Cheers. -
The Whole Story Is A Troll:
It's amazing how many people continue to talk and act as if they have any rights in the so-called United States of America.
Judges, cases, plaintiff, defendant, and so on and so forth. Phooey.
The President-VICE is a role model for every criminal. -
Have They Discovered:?
The gene for Fascism?
Democracies need to know.
Sincrerely,
K. Trout -
Slashot: News For Nothing, Stuff That Doesn't
Matter.
Why doesn't Slashdot report newsWORTHY News?
The Constitution has been destroyed by BushCo.
U.S. troops are the mercenaries for the military-industrial-CONGRESSIONAL Complex.
And Slashdot reports on a bunch of fundagelicals in Kentucky. -
Russia To The Rescue: +1, Helpful
Finally, a country to counter U.S. Imperialism.
Sincerely,
K. Trout -
Call Your Senator Now: +1, Helpful
Call your U.S. Senator and demand the arrest, military commissions trial, conviction, and
sentencing of the world's most dangerous crime syndicate.
Thanks for your support of freedom and democracy.
Seditously,
Kilgore Trout -
Your Tax Dollars At WAR: +1, Patriotic
If the Brits were paying U.S. $240 million in weapons bribes, I wonder what the U.S. gunrunners were paying BushCo.
Patriotically,
kilgore Trout, C.E.O. -
The Biggest Danger TO The Internet: +1, Helpful
is the world's largest organized crime syndicate.
I hope this helps the criminal investigation.
Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout -
While This Criminal Keeps Avoiding His:
Trial.
Regards,
K. -
Presidential Memo To Slashdot:
Rest assured, corporatism, no.... make that FASCISM is alive and well in the Gulag.
Microsoft will get the contract.
Prezidentshully yourz,
W.