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with the help of the United States CONGRESS.

Yours sincerely,
W.

act stupidly by supporting the Rapture President.

Cheers,
Philboyd Studge

because Canada is a wholly-owned subsidiary of United Gulags of America.

Prezidentially yourz,
George W. Bush

U.S. Missile Bases Threaten Europe.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation of the world's biggest gunrunner.

Sincerely,
K. Trout

You mean the world's biggest gun runner will have to pay to proliferate
world conflict?

Cheney needs to know.

Thanks,
W

Quagmire Accomplished

The Challenge:

Root this Al-Qaeda Headquarters

The Prize:

One year subscription to We're Only After Your Money.

Cheers,
K. Trout

Achtung.

then investigate AND jail these Blackhats.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation of the military-industrial-CONGRESSIONAL complex

the United Gulags of America.

You have NO rights.

You mean the Department of War.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation.

PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout

Reading, Writing, and Mathematics.

However, only an illiterate and innumerate population would support War Criminals In Washington, D.C. (including most of Congress).

Thanks for nothing,
Philboyd Studge

So they can finish the Contract ON America.

Patriotically,
Philboyd Studge

to fund the Military-Industrial-CONGRESSIONAL Complex.

Fuck Bush

in the United Gulags Of America

By executive order,
Presidnet George W. Bush.

can U.S. troops piggyback their blogging to the United Gulags Of America after I stop ALL communications out of Vietraq?

Militarily-Industrialy-Complexly Yours,
W

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Patriotistically,
Philboyd Studge

Censorship quits over journalists.

Wake up and smell the Fuhrerbunker.

Seditiously as always,
Kilgore Trout, Physicist

in the United Gulags of America.

Yours truly,
Kilgore Trout

To: All Military (Sub)-Contractors

Give all the Iraq War contracts to my Fellow War Criminals.
Feloniously,
George W. Bush

Sincerely,
Philboyd Studge

Here's how the mis-addressed email thing works. Politicos in the White House or elsewhere, have mistakenly typed .org instead of .gov when addressing their emails. The www.whitehouse.org owners are none to happy with Bush's politics, and so routinely forward their emails to Greg Palast, whose reputation is well known. Mystery solved. Palast says this much in most of his books. While American networks avoid Palast like the plague, largely because he is at odds with the media-moguls, he has had his own show on the BBC for years and is considered a good source for what is really happening in the US by the Europeans. He has also appeared on the NPR show On the Media and on Democracy Now from Pacifica Radio.

for these Thugs.

Vigiliantingly yours,
Philboyd Studge

Is President-Vice Richard B. Cheney's Spider-Hole.

I hope this helps the war criminal trial in The Hague.

Yours PatRIOTically,
Kilgore Trout

To: Consumers

From: The Office Of President_VICE Richard B. Cheney

RE: Scientists Claim Major Leap in Engine Design

Until they notice they have no parachutes after having jumped off the 250th floor of The World Oil Center.

Thanks for your uncritical patriotism.

Feloniously As Always,
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney

Theft of the U.S. Federal Government by the world's largest crime syndicate.

When will reality follow fiction?

Patriotically,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

TO: Earth

FROM: Mooninites

You are hereby banned from any further space launches from earth and-or planes.

P.S.: Impeach the war criminals.

Pax,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.
Mooninites, Inc.

Is the White House spreading democracy and freedom.

Dear United Nations:

Please send your elections monitoring force to the United States of America in 2008 to monitor the U.S. Presidential race.
Additionally, to thwart strong-arm tactics at polling stations, U.N. Peace Keeping Troops are urgently requested.

Thank you for your consideration.

Peacefully as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

"Recently, the International Intellectual Property Association placed Canada on its Priority Watch List, along with the likes of Argentina, China, Russia, Turkey, and Venezuela."

Undoubtedly encouraged by this War Criminal.

Thanks for the notice.

Pax,
K. Trout

Collectively you are sickening. You and this thug are the biggest pirates.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

to such an extent that the only thing holding the United Gulags of America together is the War On Everything.

Remember: A vote for The Redubyacan Party is a vote AGAINST Habeus Corpus.
Of course, 99% of the U.S. population couldn't start to discuss Habeus Corpus because they are too illiterate.

Have a weekend!!

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout

Could spime technology help the world's largest crime syndicate find the bogus Weapons of Mass
Destruction?

People want to know.

Thanks for you assistance.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

For criticizing world's most dangerous person.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation of the world's largest crime syndicate.

Sincerely,
K. Trout, C.T.O.

1."illuminate the most appropriate escape signs in an emergency." OR

2. illuminate bogus escape signs to THWART employee escape

3. Change the employee to U.S. resident

4. = Forced Labor Camps

5. = Profit.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation of the world's largest crime syndicate.

Regards,
K. Trout, C.P.A.

Welcome our French Linux contributors.

I also want to extend my appreciation to France for helping to spread democracy and freedom to the former United States of America,
now called, the United Gulags of America thanks to the Chairman, The Military-Industrial-CONGRESSIONAL Complex.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Your "experience" as a pilot and prisoner-of-war DOES NOT make you a military expert.

My birth in a hospital DOES NOT make me a medical doctor.

Similarly, an empty CV IS NOT a qualification to be the Walking-Talking Doll President.

Patriotically,
K. Trout

Here is the biggest Open Sores.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation of the world's largest crime syndicate.

Patriotically,
K. Trout, C.T.O.

Military-Industrial CONGRESSIONAL Complex.

Unconstitushionally as always,
George W. Bush

Your F.U.D. is in the same class as this felon.

Have a Bush_Cheney_Gates_Gonzales_Rice-free day.

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

Odds:

Gonzales resigns on Friday, April 20, 2007 10-1

Gonzales resigns before "President" George W. Bush attacks Iran: 2-1

Bush resigns before Gonzales: 100-1

Gonzales declares martial law in the United Gulags 0f America before Jan. 1, 2009: 4-1

Wageringly yours,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Odds:

Gonzales resigns on Friday, April 20, 2007 10-1

Gonzales resigns before "President" George W. Bush attacks Iran: 2-1

Bush resigns before Gonzales: 100-1

Gonzales declares martial law in the United Gulags 0f America before Jan. 1, 2009: 4-1

Wageringly yours,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

using Al-Qaeda e-mail addresses.

I hope this helps the criminal inquiry.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.P.A.

any critic of the world's most dangerous person.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation of The White House.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, ACTIVIST

Bosses are psychopaths.

Thanks for the insight.

Kilgore Trout, M.D.

From Crooks And Liars:

This one's a no-brainer.

The NSA has been monitoring and logging all US domestic phone and email traffic for a few years now, thanks to Bush and Cheney.

So subpoena the "lost" WH emails from the NSA. Put the domestic spying operation to some practical use.

If they don't have the emails, they aren't doing their job, and it will be time to get rid of the NSA.
Annoyed Canuck | 04.12.07 - 3:57 pm | #

I hope this helps the Federal criminal prosecution of the world's largest crime syndicate.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

The Military-Industrial-Congressional Complex is a figment of your imaginization.

Unconstitutionally yours,
"President" George W. Bush.

the bastards who dare flee to a democracy.

Unconstitutionally as always,
"President" George W. Bush.

Fuck Congress

the bastards who dare flee to a democracy.

Unconstitutionally as always,
"President" George W. Bush.

Fuck Congress

That's why I continue to reduce civil rights in the United Gulags of America.

Yours dictatorially,
"President" George W. Bush

Detain, military tribunals, conviction, and sentencing for the world's largest crime syndicate.

Of course, most the U.S. population is brain dead.

Thanks for your support.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

and collecting pledges of allegiance.

Your dictator,
"President" George W. Bush

In the United Gulags of America.

Criminally yours,
"President" George W. Bush