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P.S.: Imprison the criminals.

Sincerely,
K. Trout

is The White House.

I hope this help the R.I.C.O. case.

Patriotically,
K. Trout, C.P.A.

Call your senator now to demand the arrest, military tribunal trial, conviction, and
sentencing of the Al-Qaeda's Chief of Operations.

Thanks for your patriotism.

Seditiously as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

( Soviet United Gulags of America ):

  Modern microbiology transforms metagenomes.

Remember: Friends don't let friends support war criminals.

Thanks again for your support.

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, C.T.O.

I, George W. Bush, President, United Gulags of America, being of somewhat sound mind and body, do hereby give notice to M.I.T that said technology is now the property of the Republican Party for the sole purpose of defending
Freedom and Democracy(tm).

Feloniously yours,
W.

is Corruption King.

I hope this helps the criminal indictments.

Seditiously,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

on a friendly mission to Al-Qaeda Headquarters.

I hope this helps.

Seditiously,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

95 percent of Gulag America is sheep.

I hope this helps.

Feloniously yours ( not under oath),
"President" George W. Bush.

by following the The White House Crime Syndicate.

I hope this helps the sworn testimony.

Seditiously yours,
Kilgore Trout, EX-patriot

at military-industrial-Congressional complex.

Furthermore, N.A.S.A.'s primary agenda is to militarize space for the above group of criminals.

Sadly, the illiterate, innumerate U.S. population is brain dead.

Democratically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Please see The White House for more information about this topic.

Regards,
Agent 119876662622

Testifying under oath is optional.

The English translation is GUILTY AS DETERMINED BY THE MILITARY COMMISSIONS ACT.

Get The Bumper Stick: F The President.

Thanks for your support.

Democratically as always,
Kilgore Trout

so they are incapable of criticizing The Wars On Everything.

Defend America: Jail George W. Bush.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout

We need to avoid any unwarranted N.S.A. intercepts of our financial market trading orders as we attempt to
manipulate markets with our frequent bogus statements about Freedom
and Democracy.

Feloniously yours,
George W. Bush

the world's most dangerous criminal.

I hope this helps the criminal prosecution.

Sincerely,
K. Trout

Callyour senators and demand the arrest,
military commissions trial, conviction, and sentencing of Al-Qaeda's Chief Of Operations.

Thanks for your support of democracy and freedom.

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, ACTIVIST

thown to you by your Rube Goldberg device, are you going to rape some Duke sorority girls?

P.S.: Slashdot has about 6 months before it goes off-line. Have you noticed the number of posts to its stories declining rapidly?

Yours drunkingly,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

With this munificent felon?

Pariotically yours,
Kilgore Trout

To: Slashdot, News For Nerds, Stuff That DOESN'T Matter

From: Your Criminal-In-Command

I, being of somewhat sound body and unsound mind, do solemnly declare the URL www.slashdot.org to be in violation of the
The U.S.A. PatRIOT Act and advise the ownerz of this infidel web site to transfer all of your assets to my conspirator
President-VICE Richard B. Cheney by March 9, 2007, the year of our Savior and Prophet Baby Jesus Christ For All Wars Against Anyone
Who Dare Criticize My Crime Syndicate.

Please call President-VICE Cheney and arrange for this asset transfer immediately.

So Help Me God.

Yours very insanely,
President George W. Bush

They'll get a friendly phone call from this thug.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation.

Yours truly,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

was worth U.S. $ billions.

Stealing your votes was priceless.

Feloniously,
George W. Bush

outlaw before you outlaw other outlaws.

Here's what some think:

Comments ( http://www.lucasgray.com/video/peacetrain.html...

Here is another longer video about Iran...

**** VIEWER ADVISORY ****

There are scenes in this film that might make you realize that Iranians are human beings too, just like you - so viewer discretion is advised.

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article17 118.htm...

By: 333 on February 20, 2007 at 12:34pm
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Northerncross says (to paraphrase), "Bring 'em on."

- Echos of another idiot.

Whether Iran or North Korea or Pakistan or any other Nation developes nuclear weapons is orders of magnitude less important than the fact that Russia, who only benefits by our entanglements, has over 10,000 nuclear warheads. Where are all those weapons?
Why build anything when you can buy it for cheap?

The neocons instigate argument on phony premises and lies, and then sit back and take advantage of the controversy generated while they plot more profiteering.

What's a couple million people when the world has over 6 billion? Right Northernapparatchik?

By: underdog on February 20, 2007 at 12:36pm
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just came in on our news you have your 2nd aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf.

So you're all set, right ? If you will use nuclear arms it will isolate you in the rest of the world more than you can imagine. We are sick and tired of your geo strategic games bringing the world closer to WW3 in order to keep your war profiteers and Israel happy.

By: CologneCitizen on February 20, 2007 at 12:38pm
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the arabs and persians have the oil. they are our allies or should be and once were. israel has matzoballs. in a real politick relationship israel would assume the subordinate role it deserves in our foreign policy while we make sure the proper people in iraq and persia have an unlimited supply of their favorite vices. its not by accident the rest of the world makes sure its relations with the oil states are as smooth as silk while the french ambassador to britain calls israel "that shitty little country" saying what everyone is thinking. nuking israel would lead to a shortage of champagne in the world and an adundance of freely flowing(the obstensive object of our mid east strategy)and therefore, cheap oil.
By: yappymutt on February 20, 2007 at 10:27am

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A reasonable, rational American who seems to be capable of thinking for himself instead of just being led to the slaughter by Israel, AIPAC, JINSA and the neocons: the Zionists.

I can get on board with that.

I would like to place an order for more Americans like that to speak on ths forum.

By: CrazyAmericans on February 20, 2007 at 12:43pm
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Any attack on Iran would inflame, not just Iran, but many Sunni nations as well who will then see commraderie with those in Iran and take steps in their own countries. You also have to remember that Iran got such a boost on the Arab street as Iran was the only nation to come to Lebanon's aid when Israel attacked it. I'm certain the leadership in surrounding countries are troubled by that.

Antiamericanism is spreading faster than at any other time in my lifetime, and it's not just the usual suspects in the Third World. Listening to affluent Europeans and other Westerners, the Americans cannot expect the rest of the world to lift a finger and come to their aid.

I fully expect a "Gulf of Tonkin" attack pretty soon. Bush has been getting other potential problems, clearing his agenda with deals with North Korea, for example.

By: PatrickWalker on February 20, 2007 at 12:45pm
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Regards,
Kilgore Trout

"court, humor" are hardly inspiring. Please add "fascist" . If you have doubts, please check with the world's most dangerous person.

I hope I have contributed to the conversation about democracy and freedom in the United States of America.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, Patriot

The Battle Of Baghdad.

Call George W. Bush and demand his resignation before he seeks asylum in
Uzbekistan.

Thanks for your patriotism.

Unfailingly yours,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Trivial compared to Grand Theft Nation.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation.

Patriotistically,
K. Trout, C.E.O.

It's called the Patriot Tracking Program. Anyone who's NOT a Redubycan Party member is assigned a prison number for processing.

Thanks for your support.

Fascistically yours,
George W. Bush

about the reduction in your civil rights in the United Gulags of America?

I hope this helps.

Patriotically as always,
K. Trout, C.I.O.

from delivering high-quality U.S.A. manufactured WMDs to Iran courtesy of
the world's most dangerous person.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. .

from delivering high-quality U.S.A. manufactured WMDs to Iran courtesy of
the world's most dangerous person.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O. .

The thieves who stole U.S. $ 12 billion allegedly shipped to Iraq.

I hope this helps the criminal investigation.

Yours patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

ALL of U.S. Federal Budget will be devoted to War Profiteers-R-US.

Anyone caught posting critical comments of my fiefdom will be detained for extraordinary
rendition.

Thanks for your frequent votes at Diebold machines.

Patriotistically,
George W. Bush.

of the war crimes committed by this WAR CRIMINAL and his lackies?

People want to know.

Thank you.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

And I thought that the United Gulags Of America was the only FASCIST country.

Regards,
Kilgore Trout

He is known as the world's most dangerous person.

Thanks for your help in this criminal justice matter.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout.

TRASH into electricity.

I dare you.

Thanks for your support,
Kilgore Trout

Don't miss photographing the spider-hole of this War Monger.

I'm sure his digs are on many tourists sights to see in D.C.

Thanks for your support,
Kilgore Trout.

P.S.: Buck Fush !!

Simply read the GNU GPL.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout.

P.S. Patriots don't let patriots support theworld's most dangerous person.

is the world's most dangerous "leader". He makes Kim Jong iL look like a Boy Scout.

I hope this helps the cause.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout.

P.S. Why do think Cheney has the title President-VICE?

To: Slashdot Readerz
From: "President" George W. Bush

Dear Slashdot Lamers:

You have no rights. I've just invaded Iran so there's no need
to be concerned about your civil rights anymore. You simply don't have ANY.

I hope this helps.

Patriotistically,
George W. Bush

While the felon-in-command asks for more of your federal tax dollars for private profit.

Amazing.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

depicting The President Of The United States in an unflattering
manner?

We need more unflattering descriptions of the world's most dangerous criminal.

Thanks for your concern,
Kilgore Trout

The first place to look is theOffice Of The President-VICE.

Thanks for your help,
Kilgore Trout

Please correct your story title. Wind DOES NOT have ANY water.

BushCo extracting Peace from Iraq?

Patriotistically,
Kilgore Trout

Your federal tax dollars at war to help the world's most dangerous leader.

P.S.: To "Senator John McCain (a.k.a. The Sorry Sack Of Babbling Protoplasm):

    I'm sorry, Mr. McCain. Kim Jong iL is not close to the numbers of Mao.

Thanks for your patriotism,
Kilgore Trout

"THAAD is designed to defend U.S. troops, allied forces, population centers and critical infrastructure against short- to intermediate range ballistic missiles."

Based on Joe Lieberman's response to my previous letter, I believe it's safe to say that Lieberman's pals should reevaluate their cherished assumptions about extremism. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that Lieberman's most progressive idea is to foist the most poisonously false and destructive myths imaginable upon us. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. I am not suggesting government censorship of Lieberman's foolish recommendations. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, this is not Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, where the state would be eager to put flagitious, indecent casuists on the federal payroll. Not yet, at least. But if my memory serves me correctly, Lieberman is so domineering, I could hide in a closet. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you'll understand why Lieberman's zingers are uniformly riddled by an unbelievable degree of ignorance. That's the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven't been paying close enough attention to what's been happening in the world. All Lieberman does is inspire soulless screeds. But you knew that already. So let me add that in public, Lieberman vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, Lieberman never fails to endorse a complete system of leadership by mobocracy. Mindless sideshow barkers serve as the priests in his cult of rummy hooliganism. These "priests" spend their days basking in Lieberman's reflected glory, pausing only when Lieberman instructs them to pander to our worst fears. What could be more violent? It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that certain facts are clear. For instance, Lieberman's allegations are like a Hydra. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to express our concerns about his sick analects. The only way to destroy his Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that some of Lieberman's jibes raise important questions about future social interactions and their relationship to civil liberties. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that Lieberman expresses insufficient concern about the ozone layer, the Bhopal tragedy, and lesbian theater?

Should someone think that I am saying too much, I am not saying too much, but much too little. For someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Lieberman. The memo spells out his plans to mold your mind and have you see the world not as it is, but as he wants you to see it. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that we've all heard Lieberman yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. We could opt to sit back and let him commit confrontational, in-your-face acts of violence, intimidation, and incivility. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part.

Until recently, Lieberman's ideals have gone unnoticed and unanalyzed. End of story. Actually, I should add that he has, on a number of occasions, expressed a desire to bring about a wonderland of mysticism. On all of these occasions, I submitted to the advice of my friends, who assured me that this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. But don't despair. Rather, take comfort in the knowledge that Lieberman's slaves are nothing more than reprehensible flakes. That concept can be extended, mutatis mutandis, to the way that if the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind. Some lo

the SUV-driving, mortgage-strangled, corporation-loving proletariat continue to support the
world's most dangerous "leader".

Join the conversation to help democracy and freedom reign in the United States.

Thanks for your support.

Patriotically,
K. Trout

Or: How George W. BushCo stole the U.S. government for personal profit.

Your FEDERAL tax dollars at war.

Remember, VOTE REPUBLICAN in 2008 to teach the proletariat about how much the Republican party cares for the average working person.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, Patriot

Because of George W Bush's attitude, I usually don't respond to his sophistries, but this time I'll make an exception. Here's a quick review: You don't have to say anything specifically about Bush for him to start attacking you. All you have to do is dare to imply that we should win the culture war and save this country. One of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other people's takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that if I recall correctly, when he tells us that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power, he somehow fails to mention that it does not require a Sherlock Holmes to prove that he once told his secret agents, "Hey, let's all go out and introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods!" (or words to that effect). He fails to mention that even Bush must concede that money and greed shape his thinking. And he fails to mention that last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Bush that he has been a bad apple for as long as I can remember. As I expected, Bush was unconvinced. I recently read a book confirming what I've been saying for years, that you might have heard the story that Bush once agreed to help us prescribe a course of action. No one has located the document in which Bush said that. No one has identified when or where Bush said that. That's because he never said it. As you might have suspected, Bush's cringers all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way he keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. He insists that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. Bush is reluctant to resolve problems. He always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that his cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good.

Sure, the things Bush does are wrong, goofy, macabre, egocentric -- you name it. But my love for people necessitates that I speak up and speak out against him. Yes, I face opposition from Bush. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. His hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it. Contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to honor our nation's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities.

We must shatter the illusion that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that a record of Bush's acts of hypocrisy would fill volumes. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. Bush's foot soldiers argue that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to provide the pretext for police-state measures. These are the same loud hostes generis humani who damn this nation and this world to Hell. This is no coincidence; we must keep Bush's goons at bay. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time. I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke Bush for trying to fill the air with recrimination and rancor. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, we must replace today's chaos and lack of vision with order and a supreme sense of purpose if we are ever to find the common ground that enables others to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to talk about you and me in terms which are not fit to be repeated. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented underta

Proof that intelligent deezine wins.

Presidenshully yours,
George W. Bush