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More evil than the Al-Qaeda Commander-In-Chief.

Patriotistically as always,
Philboyd Studge

is located here.

I hope this helps.

Altruistically yours,
Kilgore Trout, ex-patriot

Felons.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, ACTIVIST

Call your fascistly selected leaders and demand the arrest, trial, conviction, and
sentencing of the Al-Qaeda Commander-In-Chief

Thanks for your patriotism,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

While AL-QAEDA occupies the White House.

Seagate said; Sanyo said, IBM said, and so on and so forth.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

This is the United Gulags Of BushCo: ( formerly known as the United States of America before "President" George W. Bush announced he was the duly selected leader of the world.

By now everyone should have heard about George W. Bush and his disruptive initiatives. In case you haven't heard or have even forgotten, allow me to refresh your memory. As a preliminary, I want to build a new understanding that can transport us to tomorrow. You may be wondering why stentorian blowhards latch onto his quips. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why if we contradict Bush, we are labelled jealous rapscallions. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. As a matter of policy, devious hippies should not conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie, but this has never stopped Bush. Many people aren't aware of how dangerous his long-term goals are, so let's present a little breakdown. First off, we should solve the problems of irrationalism, antagonism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Bush's theories are sheer hypothesis -- speculation with not even a scintilla of circumstantial evidence to support them. We can therefore extrapolate that at this point in the letter, I had planned to tell you that Bush's drones believe that those rights and protections which give us voice in a democratic society are the cause of opportunism and social chaos and must be thwarted or dismantled. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that I am skeptical of efforts to produce an asinine definition of "physiologicoanatomic". Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion, in which I argue that Bush justifies his humorless nature by denying that his inaniloquent attempts to promote a form of government in which religious freedom, racial equality, and individual liberty are severely at risk are well-nigh unforgivable. And here, I contend, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in his ultimata. Who is Bush to decide what is morally acceptable for us and what is not? He maintains a "Big Brother" dossier of personal information about everyone he distrusts, to use as a potential weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? Well, if I knew that, I'd be in Stockholm picking up my prize and a sizable check.

Knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that I, hardheaded cynic that I am, am decidedly not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that if anything will free us from the shackles of Bush's uneducated roorbacks, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that the central paradox of his demands, the twist that makes his smears so irresistible to manipulative agitators of one sort or another, is that these people truly believe that going through the motions of working is the same as working. Let me mention again that Bush once tried to lay waste to the environment. If you consider this an exception to the rule then you truly don't understand how Bush operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that his premise (that bad things "just happen" (i.e., they're not caused by Bush himself)) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. He uses this disguised morality to support his magic-bullet explanations, thereby making his argument self-refuting. Nice try to create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind, Bush. Currently, he lacks the clout to spread hatred, animosity, and divisiveness. But faster than you can say "mediterraneanization", he will have enough toadies to acquire public acceptance of his besotted flimflams. His announcements express themselves in thousandfold manifestations, with one of Bush's secret police in despair and hopelessness, with another in ill will, anger, and indignation, with these bumptious

Call Your Senator now and demand the arrest,
trial, conviction, and sentencing of AL-QAEDA's CHIEF OF
OPERATIONS.

Thanks again for your support,
Kilgore Trout, ACTIVIST

Impeach the World's Biggest War Criminal.

Thanks for your patriotism.

Sincerely,
K. Trout, ACTIVIST

the world's most dangerous "leader".

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

the United Gulags of America population who have no rights courtesy of the

world's MOST dangerous "leader".

Thanks and have a Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rumsfeld-free weekend,
Kilgore Trout, ex-Patriot :

for Democracy Violations.

Sincerely,
K. Trout, EX-patriot

P.S: F The President

my alma mater

Sincerely,
Osama bin Laden

Go fuck yourself, Mr. McCain, and your puppet master.

Sincerely,
Philboyd Studge, ex-patriot

Dial 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and ask to speak to the Number One Mr. Big Guy about global warning.

Your efforts are appreciated.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, ex-patriot

for Political WHORE for 2006.

The North Vietnamese would have done U.S. democracy a favor had they shipped this sorry sack of babbling protoplasm and BushCo's puppet to the Soviet Gulag for PERMANENT RESIDENCE.

P.S. :

Dear Mr. McCain:

Go FUCK yourself and President-VICE Richard B. Cheney.

Thanks for nothing you fuckwit.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, EX-patriot

F The President.

and while your at it, screw President-VICE Richard B. Cheney.

Thanks for nothing,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Get the FUCK out of Iraq.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout.

P.S.: Call Your Senator and demand the arrest, trial, and conviction of the
world's most dangerous war criminal.

Call 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and place your order with the
world's most dangerous ex-cokehead.

Thanks in advance.

Yours patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

Go fuck yourself and Osama bin Laden's employer.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout.

Vote AGAINST Osama bin Laden's employer.

From an undisclosed, secure bunker far away from President-VICE Richard B. Cheney's spider-hole,
Kilgore Trout

Vote AGAINST Osama bin Laden's employer.

From an undisclosed, secure bunker far away from President-VICE Richard B. Cheney's spider-hole,
Kilgore Trout

A vote for Republicans is a vote for Osama bin Laden's Sugar Daddy.

Call 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and demand the arrest of this world class war criminal.

Thanks for your patriotisim.

Patriotically as always,
Kilgore Trout

Should be elevated because of election fraud perpetrated by the American Taliban.

Thanks and remember to vote AGAINST George W. Bush and his brown-shirts this week.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

Detain the world's most dangerous person.

Call 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and demand the arrest, trial, conviction; and sentencing of
The White House.

Thanks for you help,
Kilgore Trout

Vote AGAINST the world's most dangerous leader.

Thank you and have a Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rumsfeld-free week,
Kilgore Trout, ex-Patriot

Vote AGAINST the world's most dangerous "leader".

Thanks for your support.

Remember, friends don't let friends call Republicans.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

they have recently registered spamhaus.org.uk

Registered on: 14-Sep-2006
Renewal date: 14-Sep-2008
Last updated: 03-Oct-2006

www.spamhaus.org.uk currently points to the same ip as www.spamhaus.org

I think they did it just in case that the USA decides to kill their .org domain... even though it is registered to an entity in the UK.

Although unlikely that they would lose the org domain...remember now that we're talking about a country that kidnaps german citizens in europe and deports them to afghanistan, so don't hold your breath on the "unlikely" part.

Now what they need to do before they lose the ORG domain is to post an announcement on the front page and make everyone using the .org domain to switch and use .org.uk instead, and after a few weeks of the announcement to start redirecting http://www.spamhaus.org/ to http://www.whitehouse.org/

Yep... i said whitehouse DOT ORG not dot gov :P

is a failed experiment in capitalism AND democracy.

Call 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and demand an end to the military-industrial-congressional complex.

Thanks for your support,
Kilgore Trout

Please report some real news, not crap.

Defend America:

Stop Republican Child Molesters.

Thanks in advance,
Philboyd Studge, Patriot

Stop the Child Molesters.

Yours patriotically,
Kilgore Trout

The North Vietnamese would have done U.S. "democracy" a favor had they shipped McCain to the Soviet Union .

McCain is nothing more , nothing less than a drone for the world's most dangerous "leader".

Have a day,

Kilgore

Dear Youtube User:

You have no rights.

This is the United Gulags Of America.

War Mongeringly Yours,
George W. Bush

courtesy of Czar Bush.

Welcome to the Gulag.

Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.
United Citizens For A Czar-Free United Gulag Of America

Call 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and demand the arrest, trial, conviction, and sentencing of the
world's most dangerous "leader".

Cheers,
K. Trout, M.D.

To report an offender:

Call your Commander-In-Crime

Have a day,
Kilgore Trout, C.I.O.

Dial 1-800-ALQ-AEDA and ask to speak to George W. Bush.

Hope this helps,
Kilgore Trout.

Fuck the world's most dangerous leader.

Thanks in advance,
Kilgore Trout

From: Kilgore Trout

RE: War Between Democracy and .........

The news about FOSS and Microsoft is repetitive and detracts from serious political action.

Please cover the war between democracy and the world's most dangerous "leader".

Thanks again,
Kilgore Trout, C.I.O.

about democracy at home with this Criminel De Guerre?

Cheers,
Kilgore

you'll spend all of your time playing stupid Xbox games instead of criticizing
The World Most Dangerous (Ex) Cokehead.

Hope this helps,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

F$ck the The United Gulags of America.

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, C.E.O.

You are kidding. You have no rights.

This is The United Gulags of America.

F$ck himself and President-VICE Richard B. Cheney.

Sincerely,
K. Trout, Ph.D.

F$ck George W. Bush, The World's Most Dangerous "Leader".

Sincerely,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

and your rights will disappear.

Call 1-800-ALQAEDA
and demand the arrest, trial, conviction, and sentencing of the world's most dangerous leader.

Cheers,
Kilgore Trout, Patriot

The biggest security threat is Al-Qaeda Headquarters.

I hope this helps.

ex-Patriotically,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.

Call 1-800-ALQAEDA and demand the arrest, trial, conviction, and
sentencing of this freedom figher (a person who fights AGAINST freedom).

Thanks.

Sincerely,
K. Trout

Al-Qaeda Operations, how may I direct your
trial, conviction, sentencing, of call.

Thank for your donations.

Kilgore Trout, M.D.

1-800-ALQAEDA and demand the arrest, trial, conviction, and sentencing of as Kim Jong iL stated, the world's most dangerous "leader".

Patriotically from Alabamistan,
Kilgore Trout, Colonel

Al-Qaeda Operations, how may I direct your call?

P.S. Can you say Iran-Contra Part 2 ?

Patriotically from an undisclosed, secure bunker-bomb resistant bunker,
Kilgore Trout, M.D.