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Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

Oh come on... I could make "that thing" far better, in minutes, in Gimp. Were you blindfolded or something?

Here's an entry that I made that got second prize in the Cassini-Huygens art contest - took an hour or two to gather source images, and then an hour or so to do the composite and all of the hand-painting, color balancing, etc.

Here's A Few More Pictures That I've Made In Similar Time Or Less

I'll challenge any Photoshop-user to a timed edit-off any day.

The latest Chimera's discovered can be found here on worth 1000. Behold what science can do now!

Try sponsoring a design contest at Worth1000. You'll get several people submitting entries that way, in a wide range of styles. You can arrange to get the use rights to the images free and clear. It's not that expensive, and you won't even have to leave the house.

They'll need it. (ref)

They'll need it. (ref)

Simpsons? Futurama would be much more apropos. What do you think Christopher Walken would look like as a head in a jar? Maybe like this.

Something like this? :)

Vintage Ads

Contest Directions

In this contest your challenge is to take modern products and display them in a vintage light, through advertisements. You can also reverse the challenge and take vintage products and display them in a modern way.

Here's 82 Will Smiths ;)

I'd love to see the data run on W1K submissions...

I think they'll probably strike the plans down for the silly idea of putting a thermal exhaust port from the main reactor without a suitable blast-resistant one-way value.

But, it you want to make a death star, I have some advice for you...

Check out worth1000.com

This type of thing has been done there before, for other types of projects that can't pay, can't pay much, or can pay oodles.

<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=2705 6&display=photoshop">Pic 1</a>
<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=3168 3&display=photoshop">Pic 2</a>
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<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=9096 &display=photoshop">Pic N</a>

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<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=2705 6&display=photoshop">Pic 1</a>
<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=3168 3&display=photoshop">Pic 2</a>
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<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=9096 &display=photoshop">Pic N</a>

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<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=2705 6&display=photoshop">Pic 1</a>
<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=3168 3&display=photoshop">Pic 2</a>
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<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=9096 &display=photoshop">Pic N</a>

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IMO, you had a good post there - too bad the mods haven't noticed. To answer your question, "how does a chimp look when it is deep in thought", see this link.

... when he gets his next award .

Some people have already adopted the idea!

See the evidence!

I agree that ignorance is a factor but in many cases a forgivable factor. Even I acknowledge my ignorance as to how a web site such as Worth 1000 or Newgrounds would cater to users with vision deficiencies.

I think you mean the

Segway Type R

Like this current War and Peace 3 contest. :)

You mean this?

My brother, a High School senior, constantly uses 'leet' in his normal speech.. Not to mention all of his friends.. everything is 1337. Of course, these are the same guys that walk up to each other (i've seen this), and say something like: "D00d! You see that L33t Chix0r over there!?" "Yeah" "Not in a million years will either of us get there..."

This brings to mind the Worth1000 photoshop contest of 'What if Hackers rules the world'. Pretty funny stuff in there. I especially like the ch4mp00 entry..

My brother, a High School senior, constantly uses 'leet' in his normal speech.. Not to mention all of his friends.. everything is 1337. Of course, these are the same guys that walk up to each other (i've seen this), and say something like: "D00d! You see that L33t Chix0r over there!?" "Yeah" "Not in a million years will either of us get there..."

This brings to mind the Worth1000 photoshop contest of 'What if Hackers rules the world'. Pretty funny stuff in there. I especially like the ch4mp00 entry..

Verizon's user allegedly has been swapping songs by artists including Billy Joel, Barry White....

hey now dont go dissin Barry White, that man's croonin can really turn a woman on... heck it may even cause a need to break out one of those newfangled Lin3x Condoms ;)

woops i cant read my links lol