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Re:Sheltered by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 23:25 · Score: 0 · on Millennials More Likely To Fall For Scams Than Baby Boomers (washingtonexaminer.com)

The problem is that the little bubble world they live in in college IS a "safe space." The worst personal injury that the coddled little brats have to worry themselves with is hearing the word "nîgger" yelled by some passing rednecks from a pickup truck. So many of them come from middle-to-upper-class families with nice homes and fancy granite and stainless steel kitchens. Oh, make no mistake, when I say they're wealthy, I mean some of these bratty college snots are "affluenza" grade wealthy.

What these innocent little spoiled babies need is to be real-world assaulted, real-world mugged, rendered real-world homeless, or otherwise real-world harmed in some way a few times. They need a cold hard understanding of what actual strife in this world is like. Ever wonder why you see a metric ton less 30-somethings behind this social justice horseshit than 20-somethings? It's not because of generations, it's because once you need a real job and try to start a real family, you get to experience the harsh reality of having actual problems. This cycle tends to repeat with every generation since World War II and millennials are being picked on because they just happen to be the current "young people." We are living in an era of unprecedented comfort and simultaneous infantilization of adolescents and young adults. Is it really any wonder that we now have "adults" in college (some of which are old enough to drink alcohol legally) demanding that they be treated like they are little children? No. No the fuck it's not.

Regardless of employers doing some things to accommodate the resulting mental damage from being a self-traumatized brat, they will face reality when hiring time comes. No one who wants to get a job done to make money for their mortgage and to feed their family likes these bratty little social justice warriors. They will eventually have to integrate or fuck off and be unemployed.

Said the john to the prostitute... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 22:46 · Score: 0 · on Facebook Executive Hits Back at WhatsApp Co-founder Brian Acton: 'A Whole New Standard of Low-Class' (facebook.com)

"Boi, let me pimp-slap* yo ass to the moon and back!" Said the pimp.

_ _ _ _
* Ignore the title. (Stupid politics.) Just watch the short clip, to get a perfect definition of "pimp-slap". (Filmed in the infamous red light district of Hamburg, Germany. The guy in the suit is a major pimp, and general asshole, by the way.)

Fly American by thegarbz · 2018-09-26 18:59 · Score: 1 · on Delta Computer Glitches Force Flight Halts Third Year In a Row (bloomberg.com)

You have the choice of being punched in the face and having your guitar broken, or not getting off the ground in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:All I want to know is how to turn this crap off by PPH · 2018-09-26 14:50 · Score: 1 · on Most Drivers Don't Understand Limitations of Car Safety Systems, AAA Finds (usatoday.com)

Somehow all this garbage came standard, but I'd have needed to buy a more expensive model to get keyless entry.

Which models have none of this garbage?

On the other hand, I will stick with my version of keyless start.

Re:And this is why I am for public transportation. by complete+loony · 2018-09-26 14:46 · Score: 4, Informative · on Most Drivers Don't Understand Limitations of Car Safety Systems, AAA Finds (usatoday.com)

This is the "right way" to test those braking features; The Collapsile Crash Test Robot Car

Re:MOD DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 14:29 · Score: 0 · on Roundup Weed Killer Could Be Linked To Widespread Bee Deaths, Study Finds (npr.org)

The problem is as follows: here is an MRI of Chris' brain while in use:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Paper TIgers: what China/Google live on by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 10:39 · Score: 0 · on Ex-Google Employee Warns of 'Disturbing' China Plans (bbc.com)

See subject & a "paper sun" (burn up paper tigers - I'm wildcat) https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]

* LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING & TELL ME I AM WRONG.... funny THIS exact post was downmod hid last time I posted it https://tech.slashdot.org/comm...

* Enjoy Def Leppard's BEST music @ their end (or near to it, & I remember hearing it FLYING past a lake @ 130mph 1st time)...

APK

P.S.=> Great band I heard 1st time in YEARS outta them but sings of today worldwide... apk

Know what China/Google live on? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 10:19 · Score: -1 · on Ex-Google Employee Warns of 'Disturbing' China Plans (bbc.com)

See subject & a "paper sun" https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

* LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING & TELL ME I AM WRONG....

APK

P.S.=> Great band I heard 1st time in YEARS outta them but sings of today worldwide... apk

Re:Modifing to target wasps instead by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 09:57 · Score: 0 · on Roundup Weed Killer Could Be Linked To Widespread Bee Deaths, Study Finds (npr.org)

A big fig wasp?

WoW - you're seriously disturbed &? apk by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 08:33 · Score: 0 · on Do You Know Cobol? If So, There Might Be a Job for You. (wsj.com)

WoW - you're seriously disturbed & have "StRaNgE PhaNtAsiEs" (especially regarding me). My business has surprised me actually ("flowers that grow SO incredibly high" ala https://www.youtube.com/watch?... & same w/ wares I create, always...)

APK

P.S.=> You should stop projecting your inadequacies (especially onto me "newspapers taxis appear on the shore - waiting to take you away" (happens to me, not to you, lol))... apk

You WISH you were such a "failure" as me, lol by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 07:51 · Score: 0 · on Google Ends Cryptocurrency Ad Ban For Certain Kinds of Ads (cnbc.com)

See subject & 6 sets of registered /.ers good opinions of it who like & use it (w/ 100,000++ users worldwide) https://games.slashdot.org/com... https://games.slashdot.org/com... https://games.slashdot.org/com... https://games.slashdot.org/com... https://games.slashdot.org/com... https://games.slashdot.org/com...

+ RESULTS OF ITS EFFICACY FOR SECURITY recently (very partial list only vs. botnets & malware) https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... ... & of course SECURITY PROS opinions on hosts being effective for more SECURITY + SPEED too https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... PLUS
!

Even CHINA imitated PART of what my program does vs. DNS down or redirect poisoned & I did it 1st (only hosts program that does this part which also lets you RESOLVE FASTER from LOCAL system RAM + protects you vs. DNS requestlog tracking) https://tech.slashdot.org/comm...

APK

P.S.=> You WISH you were me (Benny & the JETS https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ) ... apk

Re:STEM jobs by AlanBDee · 2018-09-26 04:48 · Score: 1 · on Study of 1.6 Million Grades Shows Little Gender Difference in Math and Science at School (theconversation.com)

You're missing the point. I'm saying that it's totally rational for someone to choose to shovel sludge rather then work in sales or marketing. People are different and not all people are motivated by money. Here, watch this TED talk by Mike Rowe about Dirty Jobs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Can't bee true by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 04:39 · Score: -1 · on Roundup Weed Killer Could Be Linked To Widespread Bee Deaths, Study Finds (npr.org)

Hey you obnoxious fat failure!

If I was a failure, you wouldn't be trying so hard to put me down.

How's the reinventing business going?

Two months away from the one-year anniversary on posting weekly videos. Woo-hoo!

About as good as the certifications?

I will have an update video in October.

Even Roundup isn't strong enough in some cases by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 04:00 · Score: -1 · on Roundup Weed Killer Could Be Linked To Widespread Bee Deaths, Study Finds (npr.org)

Even Roundup isn't strong enough in some cases:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly, and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!
--
the biggest looser on Slashdot

Re:But they don't fall down by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 03:49 · Score: 0 · on Humans Are Causing the Earth To Wobble More Than It Should, NASA Finds (bgr.com)

There is only the 1970 version. Those later CGI monstrosities never existed.

Re:Modifing to target wasps instead by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 02:42 · Score: 0 · on Roundup Weed Killer Could Be Linked To Widespread Bee Deaths, Study Finds (npr.org)

Actually, most wasps in North America - especially more northern states - are not pollinators. They are predators but they don't pollinate anything. And being as they are not limited in their ability to sting (as most bees are) they can be a much more significant threat to humans. In other words, fire away. Get the wasp killer from your local big-box store and go to town. Generally the sites where wasps (especially the exceptionally common paper wasp) build their nests are not attractive nesting sites for any kind of bee, so the collateral damage is generally pretty low.

Wasps are an important part of the garbage processing system. I live in a rural area, and we have on our premises several wasp nests as well as hornets. As opposed to city wasps, those wasps are not interested in human food since they could not sustain themselves on it. One ground nest here has continuous traffic of about one departure or arrival per second. It's at a rather central location in our premises and you don't notice anything if you don't look for it since the wasps just disperse. They are focused on plant matter and other insects.

It isn't allowed here to destroy wasp nests, and for good reason.

MOD DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-26 02:26 · Score: -1 · on Roundup Weed Killer Could Be Linked To Widespread Bee Deaths, Study Finds (npr.org)

MODDOWN! ; creimer useless karma whoring sock puppet post again!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there

No Link to Video? Better do it myself.... by b0bby · 2018-09-26 01:11 · Score: 1 · on Across The Arctic, Lakes Are Leaking Dangerous Greenhouse Gases (ndtv.com)

How can you refer to a video of an "ecologist standing on the frozen surface of an Arctic lake, then lighting a methane stream on fire to create a tower of flame as tall as she is" and not link to it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

You're welcome!

Re:Why not just introduce another species to eat t by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 18:20 · Score: 0 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

Chris, my team has just updated me with your new contact info. It is nice to hear from you again and to see that you have managed to get a new Slashdot account.

*** Chris, contact me ASAP please. I have AI click bots that don't get detected by youtube algorythm! :) -2 subscribers and 10 views a day for you is sad.. -love granny XX ***

Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has 435+ millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

But they don't fall down by tepples · 2018-09-25 14:26 · Score: 1 · on Humans Are Causing the Earth To Wobble More Than It Should, NASA Finds (bgr.com)

Which song are you talking about?

But they don't fall down by tepples · 2018-09-25 14:26 · Score: 1 · on Humans Are Causing the Earth To Wobble More Than It Should, NASA Finds (bgr.com)

Which song are you talking about?

Gut Feeling by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 12:44 · Score: 0 · on Gut-Brain Connection Could Lead To a 'New Sense' (newatlas.com)

I'll just leave this here...

Gut Feeling

I am your DJ.

MOD GP DOWN please! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 09:45 · Score: -1 · on Firefox Monitor Will Inform You of Data Breaches (venturebeat.com)

MOD GP DOWN please!

MODDOWN! ; creimer useless karma whoring sock puppet post again!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will nee

Re:Why not just introduce another species to eat t by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 09:06 · Score: 0 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

Hey creimy! Why don't you make a video about this story? I am sure it will get more precious views than any other video you have made previously!

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm glad we could

Re:RIDICULOUS LYING FAGGOT BILL LIES ONCE MORE by ShanghaiBill · 2018-09-25 09:00 · Score: 1 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

Sorry, but this is just a regurgitation of the myth.

According to your citation: As a result of these efforts, the sparrow became nearly extinct in China.

Really?

Let's look at what is being asserted here: China is a VAST country, with millions of square miles of forests, deserts, mountain ranges, badlands, etc. So hundreds of millions of peasants trekked through these vast landscapes, banging on pots and waving flags, leaving a swathe of dead sparrows in their wake ... yet somehow having no noticeable effect on any other species. They beat these pots 24/7 until all the sparrows fell from the skies in exhaustion, yet somehow the sparrows never thought to fly over the line of pot bangers to the areas that had already be "cleared"?

Do you really think any of that is plausible? A belief in the Easter Bunny is more reasonable.

At the time, most Chinese were rural, and agriculture was being collectivized, with disasterous results. The leadership of China was having difficulty motivating people to GROW RICE, and we are expected to believe that they left their homes and farms to go bang pots through vast stretches of wilderness?

Both the Chinese Communist Party, and Western governments had an interest in spreading this myth. The CCP wanted to blame the sparrows for the starving peasants because the real reason was the Great Leap Forward, and agricultural collectivization was a disaster, with was a core tenet of Maoism. The West promoted the myth to make the commies and their central planning look stupid.

Here is a propaganda film about this anti-sparrow campaign. Does this look real? Or like made up nonsense?

The "great sparrow extinction" never happened. If you think it did, or if you think it is even plausible, then you need to develop some critical thinking skills.

But don't take my word for it. Get a pot and a big spoon. Go outside and bang on it. Count all the dead sparrows that fall from the sky. Then come back and let us know how many you killed.

Re:Use marketing BS by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 09:00 · Score: 0 · on Do You Know Cobol? If So, There Might Be a Job for You. (wsj.com)

Since you enjoy chatting with Christopher Dale Reimer aka creimer aka "The Original CDR" so much, I am sure you will enjoy the following story:

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm glad we could ha

MOD DOWN Please! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 07:29 · Score: 0 · on Do You Know Cobol? If So, There Might Be a Job for You. (wsj.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post again!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here i

5 minute game by Sigma+7 · 2018-09-25 07:29 · Score: 2 · on Myst, One of the Most Influential Games Ever, Turns 25 (fastcompany.com)

Myst can be completed within 5 minutes. Faster if you speedrun it.

Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Other adventure games that can be completed that quicky include Alpine Encounter, where you can get a backpack (by waiting at a certain area), call the inspector (whom you weren't introduced to yet), and give the backpack to the inspector (which then solves some crime).

Re:Atomic Moron can't admit what we all know by atomicalgebra · 2018-09-25 06:29 · Score: -1, Troll · on A Nuclear Startup Will Fold After Failing To Deliver Reactors That Run on Spent Fuel (technologyreview.com)

Nuclear waste(from nuclear power) has never harmed a single person in human history. Waste has already been a red herring. Maybe you should learn something about it. Watch these videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUvvIzH2W6g

Re:Caution by Raenex · 2018-09-25 06:03 · Score: 1 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

That citation doesn't support your claim that "the banking class is in a panic".

Banking classes don't openly admit panics if they can help it. But the word is charged with too immediate a concern, so please allow me to replace that with seriously concerned about an endemic threat to the current economic system.

It weakly supports the claim that "the current system depends on exponential growth"

The banking class doesn't like to talk about this either, but it's built into the system. Please watch Money as Debt.

HBO by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 05:53 · Score: 1 · on Internet Society Partners with Facebook To Expand Internet Connectivity in Africa (internetsociety.org)

Guess they didn't see John Oliver's Last Week Tonight segment on FB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:I am altering the deal by DontBeAMoran · 2018-09-25 03:41 · Score: 1 · on Facebook's Plan To Let Companies It Buys Live Independently is Over (techcrunch.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Leftist Bias by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 02:55 · Score: 0 · on Google CEO Sundar Pichai Is Headed To Washington This Week To Discuss Censorship, China (theverge.com)

Tech firms have denied the existence of liberal bias in products

A liberal bias might be a good thing; at least it would err on the side of free speech. It's the far leftist bias that's a problem. If you don't know the difference . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Only in america would this shit be labelled insightful, americans are some of the most well deceived and propagandized citizens on the planet. Do you as a citizen know what you're interests are if you are not filthy rich?

Says that tard posting in American English on an American site using American-created technology.

GFY.

uncivilization by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 02:50 · Score: 0 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

The only alternative left was to increase the death rate
No one wanted to pick people out of a crowd
And line them up for execution
Neither did they relish the possible consequences of an enraged public
Upon discovering that they were being systematically murdered

A very short but very deadly global war was contemplated
Something else had to be done that would absolve
The decision-makers of guilt
Something that could be blamed upon mother nature
The answer, a synthetic biological agent

An agent that does not naturally exist
For which no natural immunity could have been acquired
The United States population was infected
The vaccine was administered by the World Health Organization
Whatever causes AIDS was in the vaccine

Re:unintended consequences by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 01:50 · Score: 0 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

To think that the elimination of mosquitoes would somehow spell calamity for the human race is pearl clutching at it's finest.

Counter-evidence.

Re:Leftist Bias by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-25 01:39 · Score: -1 · on Google CEO Sundar Pichai Is Headed To Washington This Week To Discuss Censorship, China (theverge.com)

Tech firms have denied the existence of liberal bias in products

A liberal bias might be a good thing; at least it would err on the side of free speech. It's the far leftist bias that's a problem. If you don't know the difference . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Only in america would this shit be labelled insightful, americans are some of the most well deceived and propagandized citizens on the planet. Do you as a citizen know what you're interests are if you are not filthy rich?

Leftist Bias by Kunedog · 2018-09-25 01:08 · Score: 5, Insightful · on Google CEO Sundar Pichai Is Headed To Washington This Week To Discuss Censorship, China (theverge.com)

Tech firms have denied the existence of liberal bias in products

A liberal bias might be a good thing; at least it would err on the side of free speech. It's the far leftist bias that's a problem. If you don't know the difference . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Humans are a virus by skoskav · 2018-09-24 17:32 · Score: 2 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

Anyways, saving millions of children from malaria is all well and good, but what are we gonna do when the world population is 10 billion? 15 billion? Those numbers are coming up fast and will be here soon, definitely within the lifetime of a lot of people on this forum. How about saving millions of people from malaria, but then giving them vasectomy and hysterectomy? Also how about closing down borders and restricting immigration so the high growth countries are forced to confront their internal problems and improves things, instead of exporting their problems to better-run countries?

There are suggestive correlations between reduced child mortality and reduced family size. Professor Hans Rosling gave some famous talks on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (10m 55s in)

Re:Why not just introduce another species to eat t by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-24 16:48 · Score: -1 · on Mosquitoes Genetically Modified To Crash Species That Spreads Malaria (npr.org)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly, and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!
--
the biggest looser on Slashdot

Re:The Internet Archive is a treasure by antdude · 2018-09-24 12:56 · Score: 2 · on Over 1,100 New Arcade Games Added To the Internet Archive (archive.org)

"It belongs to the museum!" --Indy -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

My experience. by aliquis · 2018-09-24 12:15 · Score: 1 · on Apple Completes Shazam Acquisition, Will Make App Ad-Free For Everyone (theverge.com)

I used SoundHound. It worked.

I then removed it to save space on the phone, wanted to use something again and found Shazam and it didn't work.

I then checked for other solutions and found SoundHound again and it worked.

Free and no ads is good but ... functionality matter.

Try with "du dut dut dut dut dut dut dut dudu du dutt .." from https://www.youtube.com/watch?... and see for yourself!

"IF you can catch me...?"... apk by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-24 11:22 · Score: 0 · on Why Attackers Are Using C# For Post-PowerShell Attacks (forcepoint.com)

"I'll THINK about it..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

* Running BACKWARDS I outdistance you - by MILES...

APK

P.S.=> NEVER will happen... apk

It's Free! I Create/Publish My Own Music! by mallyn · 2018-09-24 10:47 · Score: 1 · on SiriusXM Is Acquiring Pandora in $3.5 Billion Deal To Create the 'World's Largest Audio-Entertainment Company' (variety.com)

Folks:

I don't care about Sirius and others.

I get a thrill making/publishing my own music and videos!

You can see a sample at: My Bellingham Jail History Video with my own music

Re:Marketing by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-24 09:13 · Score: 0 · on Microsoft Launches Office 2019 For Windows and Mac (theverge.com)

the dumb rolls indeed!

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post again!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need mir

Re:Oh, no! by Krishnoid · 2018-09-24 08:49 · Score: 1 · on Alcohol Causes One In 20 Deaths Worldwide, Says WHO (theguardian.com)

People would switch to cannabis. Madness!

Linux/windows games by keith_nt4 · 2018-09-24 04:52 · Score: 1 · on Despite Outrage From Users, Microsoft Continues To Install Bloatware Applications Onto Every Windows 10 PC (windowscentral.com)

I watched this video immediately before opening slashdot and seeing this story. By coincidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I actually already knew something about this. Just happen to see Linus' rendition. Not Torvalds. The other one.

Seems like Valve really has had it out for MS going to back windows 8. Now there's really no reason to run Win 10 any more. Unless you want to manage hyper-v.

Re:Anyone else read "bloat" ware by Anonymous Coward · 2018-09-24 04:28 · Score: 0 · on Despite Outrage From Users, Microsoft Continues To Install Bloatware Applications Onto Every Windows 10 PC (windowscentral.com)

Funny, I thought it was Santa Yoda

Re:why is acid and w33d illegal? by UnknownSoldier · 2018-09-24 04:17 · Score: 1 · on Alcohol Causes One In 20 Deaths Worldwide, Says WHO (theguardian.com)

> Marijuana ... but it has never been part of mainstream society

Hmm, someone should of told the US Dept. of Agriculture that in 1942.
Video is: Hemp for Victory.

Rolling Stone has a great article: How America Lost the War on Drugs that briefly touches the history.

Re:" [accused] pedophile" by thewolfkin · 2018-09-24 04:13 · Score: 1 · on Cody Wilson, 3D-Printed Gun Pioneer, Arrested In Taiwan (reason.com)

they won't care about buying a product from an [accused] pedophile

Sex with a sexually mature 16 year old makes you at worst an ephebophile, not a pedophile. Something (while still unsavory) that is far less revolting.

For those who don't know how to pronounce that nonsense word you can learn how here

Re:Possible, but unlikely by enriquevagu · 2018-09-24 02:07 · Score: 1 · on Famed Mathematician Claims Proof of 160-Year-Old Riemann Hypothesis (soylentnews.org)

Actually, the proof is 15-lines long and relies on a proof-by-contradiction (similar to the proof that the number of prime numbers is infinite).

You can find the video of the presentation here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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