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DNA-Tagging Used To Nab Counterfeit Olympic Goods

Logic Bomb writes: "The San Francisco Chronicle is running a story about the way Olympic officials are fighting counterfeit 'official' Olympic merchandise. Invisible ink containing DNA strands from an unnamed Australian athlete is used to write on almost everything sold -- that's around 50 million items. A team of 'logocops' then travels around Australia, using scanners to check merchandise at random. Over 120,000 items have already been identified as counterfeit and seized. The story has more details." Sounds like SF, but then ... flying cars aside, plenty of humans now have radio phones and organs they weren't born with. There are some other interesting applications named toward the end of the article, too.

128 comments

  1. Hope they don't by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4

    sell blue dresses. Don't want to know what kinda DNA is on them!

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    1. Re:Hope they don't by sillysally · · Score: 2
      Hope they don't... sell blue dresses. Don't want to know what kinda DNA is on them!

      what goes with a blue dress? blew genes, of course

    2. Re:Hope they don't by Nexx · · Score: 2

      uh... *fwap*. The HIV , the virus that causes AIDS, cannot survive outside the body for very long. Furthermore, though it shows up in a myriad of body fluids, the virus primarily infects helper T-cells, a type of blood vessels for combating disease. Besides, they would most likely have screened him over and over again =P


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  2. DNA Tagging... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5

    I came real close to rolling my car the other day, and DNA tagged my underwear....

  3. get around? by Hellcheese · · Score: 1

    I spose that's one way to spread your seed.

  4. That's interesting by KingThor · · Score: 2

    Could this method of tagging things with DNA be usd for a whole bunch of other purposes to uniquely identify items? However, I dont think this would work, if something were sufficiently profitable, it would be worth the while of some underworld cartel to get the equipment needed to extract the DNA tag from an original and replicate it and tag their own couterfeit items in the same way.

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    1. Re:That's interesting by Megasphaera+Elsdenii · · Score: 1

      In principle, this could be used for a whole bunch of other
      things. And BTW it's easy enough to obtain totally unique DNA from e.g. a chicken or rabbit.

      The real problem is that the bad guys may eventually succeed in extracting the tagging DNA from the tagged item (not that this is trivial, currently). Once they have that, they can simply copy it (using PCR, a standard technique in genetics and forensic science; see my other post) into large batches of tagging ink, and use it by themselves to tag more stuff. I guess this technique will be useful for a few more years, but then become too easy to fake.

    2. Re:That's interesting by Coplan · · Score: 1
      I guess this technique will be useful for a few more years, but then become too easy to fake.

      To a point I agree. It is a relatively simple thing to counterfeit, given today's technology -- expensive, but fake. But if such a black market were to exist, it would definately do enough counterfeiting to make it worth their while.

      All that aside though, this is DNA we're talking about. If it were living DNA, it could quite litereally be set up to modify itself based on a certain signal. I am sure there is some way to manipulate it so that counterfeiting could be prevented.

      There will be a new technology soon.

  5. It's COUNTERFEIT?!?!? by JatTDB · · Score: 1

    But I coulda sworn the Olympic logo had 6 rings!

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  6. What is the difference?? by Vandenzob · · Score: 1

    What is the point of authenticity in Olympic games goods? Unless you actually win a medal, the rest is just junk that will not survive the decade.

    Demonstration: I still have a MOCKBA Olympic bag with Michka the cute little bear of the 80's Olympics on it. It must be in a cellar someplace. Bought it when supermarkets where overpacked of Olympic Addidas junk and every kid at school had one.

    Who the *%$£ will want that??? Lot of people cause it has value, you say?

    Well about that then:

    Will trade for REAL Modigliani or J. Bosch painting.

    1. Re:What is the difference?? by NecroPuppy · · Score: 2

      What is the point of authenticity in Olympic games goods? Unless you actually win a medal, the rest is just junk that will not survive the decade.

      1) The counterfeit items are more likely to be junk and not last.

      2) The IOC isn't getting a cut of the counterfeit stuff, and we all know how much they like their kickbacks... err, bribes... errr, cut. Yeah, that's it.... They just want their cut.

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    2. Re:What is the difference?? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      It's not that customers are concerned that they're getting official olympic goods.

      The olympic comitte is concerned that some ambitious entrepreneur isn't cutting into their market. They want to be able to control who can make 'official' olympic souveneirs and sell them. The olympic comitte makes a lot of money that way. They don't care what you do with your
      "MOCKBA Olympic bag with Michka the cute little bear of the 80's Olympics "

      They already have your cash. That's enough for them.

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  7. Hmmm... Are you sure? by Christopher+B.+Brown · · Score: 2
    With 50 million products to mark, what portion of that athlete's body went into ink, and how much was left to run the competitions?

    I'd almost believe it if I heard the claim that the athlete lost a whole leg to the process...

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  8. Sell, sell, sell by HiQ · · Score: 1

    Let's hope they don't sell too much merchandise - they would run out of athletes. Come on, we need three more pints of blood, the T-shirts are selling like mad today :)
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  9. The Problem With Olympic Merchandise by mtharris · · Score: 1

    As an Atlanta resident, I bought several shirts back in '96. The problem is that everytime you wear them, folks tend to realize that you don't shop for clothes very often...

  10. Things I wasn't born with by mairas · · Score: 1

    plenty of humans now have radio phones and organs they weren't born with

    Heck, I even have clothes I wasn't born with...

  11. Portable DNA scanner? by Tet · · Score: 2

    Is this real? If so, what sort of scanner do they have that can test for a particular piece of DNA is a small, portable unit (which is certainly what they're implying)? Or do they just confiscate a sample, and analyse it in a lab at a later date?

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    1. Re:Portable DNA scanner? by HenrysCat · · Score: 1

      NO! have you seen Gattica? They can't be allowed to invent a hand held version! I assume they test for something simple and in the event they think it is a fake they send it off to be DNA tested. sounds like a bit of a gimick. How long will the DNA be valid? I don't think it will do very well through a 90 degree wash with Arial Ultra.

    2. Re:Portable DNA scanner? by sidera · · Score: 1

      I doubt they just confiscate a sample from every vendor and then expect to find them later... My guess is that the scanner just detects that the ink is present, probably through something in the ink other than DNA, or by attaching another sort of molecule to the DNA itself that can be picked up by the scanner. Obviously, if this is all they check for then it would be easy to spoof, but I don't know of any way of making a portable scanner that could dectect a specific, unique sequence of DNA on the spot. Actually, if they applied a piece of antisense DNA that had a marker attached to it that was chemically changed upon the antisense DNA binding to its matching DNA in the ink, then they could pick it up with a scanner (pick up the chemically changed marker that is). This would require putting some sort of liquid or substance on the merchandise in order for it to be checked though. It is an interesting question.

    3. Re:Portable DNA scanner? by sidera · · Score: 1

      In order for the sense strand to be able to hybridize for this, the DNA tag would be susceptible to degradation by washing the merchandise, right? (not that it would matter in this case-they just want to catch the vendors). Does a unique sequence of DNA emit a unique wavelength of light that can be detected? I don't think so, but I'm not sure.

    4. Re:Portable DNA scanner? by dr_strangelove · · Score: 1

      Most likely the scanner can detect the presence of DNA, but WHOSE DNA is not immediately evident. Just wait, those wily chinee counterfeiters will add someone else's DNA to their tags in about 2 weeks. Probably Chairman Mao's, if they have a sense of humor.

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    5. Re:Portable DNA scanner? by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      Does a unique sequence of DNA emit a unique wavelength of light that can be detected?

      No.

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  12. Are we really this greedy? by DBLO_P · · Score: 4

    Have we become such a greedy people that we must make sure that no one else can make money from any idea that someone or some group claims to be theirs. The Olympics have been around for ever, yet we let someone own the name, and make other people pay to say this is official. We are in such a need for money that we must tag our merchandise with DNA to insure that no one else sells it. Oh and by the way, you can duplicate DNA without having to go back and get more samples from the donor, but hey what do I know.

  13. Eeeew by mholve · · Score: 1
    Sounds like that Australian dude's been sneezing all over the goods... ;>

    More DNA layin' around than in the West Wing.

  14. Wait till the MPAA hears about this!!! by handorf · · Score: 5

    Only the one person who buys a DVD will be able to watch it!

    "Please supply a blood sample to start playback"

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    1. Re:Wait till the MPAA hears about this!!! by handorf · · Score: 1

      Insightful? Gods, I hope I'm kidding...

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    2. Re:Wait till the MPAA hears about this!!! by RickHunter · · Score: 1

      Yes, but what if that person clones themselves? Would that be piracy?


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    3. Re:Wait till the MPAA hears about this!!! by rnturn · · Score: 3

      Heh, heh, heh.

      I can see it now: The MPAA requires that all DVD players incorporate DNA scanning technology. You insert your DVD and the player sniffs the air, waits a little bit, and finally says:

      ``I'm sorry, Dave. This DVD was purchased by you and only you are authorized to view it. I won't be allowed to enable playing this DVD until Susan and Jimmy leave the room. Of course, Fluffy, your cat, may stay.''



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  15. BWAHAHAHA! by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

    I forsee a tough road ahead for the sheep, as DNA tagging of the actual animal a piece of clothing comes from becomes prominent:

    "Is that casmir sweater REALLY casmir? Ewe betcha!" :-)

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  16. not sure I believe it by operagost · · Score: 1

    You'd think a company like this would have a site on the web, but I can't find one. According to Lycos and Google there's three companies with names like DNA technologies without such a product. It's a cool idea. But considering that there's plenty of ways one could securely tag an item, and the weakest link is the guy using the pen, I don't buy it. What's their process? They don't actually have a guy marking everything, I'm sure, but there's no mention in the article about how the tagging is done on the legit merchandise.

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    1. Re:not sure I believe it by dmearns · · Score: 1
  17. olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    Remember when the olympics was about competing atheletes? Now it seems to be a New World Order Olympics, with gagged atheletes, super-corporate sponsorships, DNA tagging of merchandise, random searches and seizures of Australian citizens, dispatching of the secret police to nearby countries, etc.

    1. Re:olympics by HiQ · · Score: 1

      In a few years time, the sports bit will probably be dropped completely. Maybe they will start giving away medals for the best marketing campaign, the best advertisement, the nicest VIP-lounge, the biggest sponsor, the cleverest bribe, the nicest dress that was worn to one of the million parties, the funniest tie, the most empty speech, the largest batch of caviar eaten in one go, the biggest gulp of champagne, the most interesting new piece of merchandise, the most meaningless use of the word 'olympic' in one sentence, etc...
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  18. Lucky athlete! by GlobalEcho · · Score: 5

    Next time he or she commits a crime, there'll be no worries about the DNA evidence! I can just see it now...

    "Can you explain how your unique DNA got onto this crowbar?"

    "Well, not exactly, sir, but you can see it's the official crowbar of the 2000 Olympics."

    - Brian

    1. Re:Lucky athlete! by garcia · · Score: 2

      come on, the ice skaters are in the WINTER Olympics ;-)

      - Bill

    2. Re:Lucky athlete! by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      I saw no mention that the athlete was competing in the Olympics. Maybe it was someone who completed their walkabout.

    3. Re:Lucky athlete! by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      >I saw no mention that the athlete was competing in the Olympics.

      True, now that I think of it 'wanking' isn't an official Olympic sport yet, is it? :-)

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  19. Re:WOW by ziffle · · Score: 1

    What if the counterfeiters decided to duplicate the source of the DNA instead of the tee shirt? Would we get more athletes? Is that illegal too or are tee shirts all they care about? I mean they could have their own Olympics in not too long... Maybe they should also scan all the people in Australia to be sure they are not duplicates.

  20. We want you, Big Brother by memfree · · Score: 1
    Since companies spend big bucks to be Olympic Sponsors, I have nothing against them protecting their right to sell official merchandise.

    On the other hand, the public at large should fear where this might lead. The existing scanners can differentiate between ink with and without the DNA strands. How long will it be before scanners can differentiate out of a database of people? Will I need a DNA sample to open a bank account? It would be for my safety, of course....and I imagine the information would be sold, bought by companies, and my every move will be tracked by marketing departments. (I honestly wonder if the current hardware is really *that* good, or if ink with some other DNA strand would look identical).

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    1. Re:We want you, Big Brother by TheNightOwl · · Score: 1
      Will I need a DNA sample to open a bank account?

      Yes, If you mean at the sperm bank.

  21. Literally... by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 2

    This brings new meaning to the marketing phrase "A little bit of us goes into everything we make."
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  22. What about... by Lion-O · · Score: 1

    And now the only thing we can do is hope that this paint is also waterproof. I'd hate to see all those crying kids who's stuffed animals are being taken away because there wasn't a trace of paint to be found in the pouring rain.

  23. Just wait... by pingflood · · Score: 2
    ..until cloning becomes common. The first thing people will do when they get their 'Mr Clone-it' kit from Wal-Mart home is to look around for a piece of DNA to play with... Mark my words, we'll end up with 600,000 identical Australian polevaulters.

    -pf

    1. Re:Just wait... by handorf · · Score: 2

      Doubt it. More likely Ian Thorpe, the "Thorepedo". Australia's VERY proud of him.

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  24. Next Week's Weekly World News Headline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "I Was Impregnated By DNA From An Olympic T-Shirt!"

  25. I can see a problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nothing prevents people from taking a sample of that concoction of DNA off a T-shirt and PCR'ing it, thus making billions of copies. Now you have your own counterfeit ink to tag stuff with the same ratio of marker-DNA to red-herring-DNA. Hello! How again did they tell something was counterfeit? Sounds a bit like securety by obscurety. Hmmm.

    1. Re:I can see a problem here by Guppy · · Score: 4

      "Nothing prevents people from taking a sample of that concoction of DNA off a T-shirt and PCR'ing it..."

      No, but making the counterfeit DNA tags may be quite difficult. The DNA tag probably consists of a short sequence that is present at only low concentrations. To be able to make PCR copies, you first have to figure out what primers to use, which may not be too easy since the sequence is kept secret.

      If they're smart, it will be mixed in with a lot of trash sequences as well, to serve as decoys. Since we have no way to pick out what's the real key sequence, we would have to copy them all -- and it's very easy to generate astronomical numbers of decoys.

      Of course, if someone were to get hold of the test equipment they use, then the problem becomes a lot easier.

    2. Re:I can see a problem here by Karellen · · Score: 1

      It *is* mixed in with a lot of trash sequences as well.

      Jeez, why not actually read the article instead of just "first semi-lucent post" karma-whoring?

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    3. Re:I can see a problem here by clickety6 · · Score: 1
      Of course, if someone were to get hold of the test equipment they use, then the problem becomes a lot easier.

      Or just get hold of the original athlete - enough DNA there to tag millions of articles, as long as you mince him up fine enough.... :)

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  26. Re:Hmmm... Are you sure? by Megasphaera+Elsdenii · · Score: 3

    The athlete's DNA was most likely simply 'copied' using PCR (polymerase chain reaction). This is a
    standard technique that sort of mimicks the DNA
    replication process that goes on in real life. It's the cornerstone of the molecular biology revolution.

    See http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~jbrown/pcr.html
    or http://www.accessexcellence.com/AB/GG/polymerase.h tml

  27. Does this matter to us? by Ndog · · Score: 1

    ``High-quality infringements have increased during the past couple of months leading up to the games,'' said Catherine McGill, legal counsel and brand protection manager for the Sydney Organizing Committee for the Olympic Games. Detail-oriented counterfeiters ``copy the swing tags, sewn-in labels and packaging. That is where the DNA comes into its own as being the absolutely foolproof, sure way to determine if something is fake.

    So how does this matter to me? Is someone going to check the DNA to see if I'm buying a counterfeit? Do I care if someone is going to check the DNA to see if I'm buying a counterfeit? It's absolutely foolproof-- all you have to do is be able to analyze DNA. Wow, those counterfeiters must be scared!


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  28. I can see it now by himagus · · Score: 1

    "You've bought the Air Jordans from Nike. But, weren't they missing that extra 'umph' that we're all looking for? Well, we've fixed that problem with new Nike DNAir Jordans. That's correct, now you'll have Michael Jordan with you at all times, helping you out with his own genetic material. Buy them now."

  29. A retraction and an apology by Vandenzob · · Score: 1

    I would like to retract this last sarcastic comment from my part...

    Yes, it is pointless argueing that the 1984 LA games belt buckle I also have is a pile of worthless junk. But hold on, have we got this story wrong???

    It is not the "holly" object of kitsch that will attract laughter in the future that may or may not have a value, but the DNA enclosed!

    The church has been doing this admirably for years with the holly remains of St Thingy or Santa Whatever (check out any small village's church in Europe) and so might do our future generation. "Wow, it has the spunk of Elvis, let's clone him".
    See what I mean? (sudden flashbacks of Jurassic Park are now engulfing my damaged brain). This will be a quite unique good to possess in the future, a curiosity that equals the life like remains found in Pompey, something of "importance".

    I see a lot of money to be made here! Well in 2000 years maybe... Time to try this cryogenic pod.

  30. Great Source by twitter · · Score: 1
    They advertise as "The world's only clothing optional daily newspaper".

    Sure, I believe it. It sound like SF, San Fransisco that is.

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  31. OK, so a murder happens by laetus · · Score: 1

    and the murderer leaves a hat with an "official" Olypmic logo at the murder scene.

    Boy, is this anonymous athlete they used to sample DNA going to be in trouble!

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  32. Re:Hmmm... Are you sure? by blirp · · Score: 1

    If they can replicate it, why can't anyone else?

  33. Scare? by TheTomcat · · Score: 2

    I'm no DNA expert, but the general concensus is that there are no portable DNA scanners.

    This whole thing sounds like a scare tactic to me. Plus, how are consumers to actually know if their vendor is legit?

    1. Re:Scare? by sidera · · Score: 1

      The officials aren't concerned with busting the buyers, it's the vendors of the fakes that they want to shut down. If you shut down one vendor, you prevent a lot of revenue loss. It wouldn't be worth it to hunt down buyers, as one buyer is a very small portion of lost revenue. Also, a portable scanner is not impossible, just very clever. It sounds like the invisible ink wouldn't last through the washing machine in order for it to work with a portable scanner, but in this case they aren't concerned with catching the merchandise after it's been bought anyway.

    2. Re:Scare? by radja · · Score: 2

      legit vendors? Easy! put 10 random vendors in a row. the one with the highest prices is 'legit'

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    3. Re:Scare? by MaxGrant · · Score: 1

      At what point did it become a 'loss' when you failed to sell your overpriced merchandise? It sounds from the story that other label-sellers are doing this too. I just have this idea that one pair of stinking jeans are about the same as any other and the label on the back makes no difference. But that's just an idea . . .

    4. Re:Scare? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      If this is the same thing Hanna/Barbera were using in the ink to sign merchandise, this is not really 'DNA'.

      From what I recall, the DNA sample taken from the subject isn't just dumped into the ink, there is some goofy process where some small sequence is used to generate a 'marker' that the ink carries that is can be detected with a scanner built by the same company.

      Thought I remembered seeing this on that Australian show 'Next Step' on the Discovery Channel a while back.

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    5. Re:Scare? by Fishstick · · Score: 1
      >there are no portable DNA scanners.

      This had been around for a while. Here's a 1997 CNN article about a technology by Art Guard that shows the 'scanner'. Saying that the ink contains 'DNA' is an over-simplification of the process. The ink contains a unique 'marker' that is derived from a short sequence of someone's DNA. The scanner is programmed to detect this 'marker'.

      Joe Barbera was using this tech to 'protect' his autographed animation cels. Saw this on the discovery channel ages ago.

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  34. Hey by Icebox · · Score: 1
    I think this is also they way Microsoft plans to protect the Windows ME CDs.
    Stamping 'DO NOT MAKE ILLEGAL COPIES OF THIS DISC' didn't work as well as they had planned so the next step is a DNA scanner built into every CD drive and a Little Bit of Bill wiped on every disc.

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  35. Re:Hmmm... Are you sure? by handorf · · Score: 1

    The article says that they included junk DNA to keep people from knowing which bits to replicate.

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  36. Most likely by vapour · · Score: 1

    I suspect that the technique used to copy the athlete's DNA was most likely PCR (Polymerase Chain Reaction).

    This technique apes the human DNA replication.

    For more information, read here or here
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  37. Eeww... by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 2

    ...but one has to wonder how they "extracted" the DNA material... and just how much of it...

    1. Re:Eeww... by Kaa · · Score: 2

      ...but one has to wonder how they "extracted" the DNA material... and just how much of it...

      I believe the standard technique is to take a swab of the inside of your cheek. Enough cells there to get some DNA.

      And once you have your DNA it's very easy to replicate it in any amounts needed.

      So, no, I don't think this is a "frog in a blender" case.

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  38. Is this marker washable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    What happens if you buy a piece of commemorative Olympic clothing with this DNA tag, and then wash it? Will the DNA tag be washed out, and then you can be prosecuted for possessing a counterfeit item?

    If this marker comes out in the wash, there's going to be a lot of smelly Australians (no change there :-) who daren't wash their clothes, or a lot of people being wrongly prosecuted for handling counterfeit goods.

  39. Which is worse? by Cylix · · Score: 1

    Which is worse...

    Buying items of a counterfeit nature that probably have a significantly reduced cost to them.

    Or...

    Buying items that have been sprayed with strange chemicals containg particles of DNA from some sweaty australian athlete.

    I will leave the decision in your capable hands ;)

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  40. Solution! MICROWAVE ALL YOUR OLYMPIC SOUVENIRS!!!! by SlushDot · · Score: 1

    It'll destroy DNA or at least mangle it enough that it can no longer be identified yet leave the product unharmed (so long as it's made of cloth or plastic or ceramic or glass, etc.) Foil the piracy police! Microwave your olympic souvenirs today!

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  41. Make Your Own by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1
    Why buy the stuff? I make my own.

    It's perfectly okey, as long as you don't sell it to the public for a profit. If you make it and wear it yourself, it's okey, as far as I know.

    I have a good sewing machine as well as a computer driven embroidery machine. This allows me to make embroidered outfits any way I want them.

    What's really neat is that I can change the logos or do my own additions to them at my will and really turn heads.

    An example is when I was volunteering for the WGBH TV auction in Boston and they told us to wear school letter jackets from your college.

    So, I made my own. I put the school's logo onto the brest pocket, but I used rainbow colors, instead of the school colors and embroidered under it,

    WPI Supports Gay Pride This really turned heads at the studio!

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  42. Re:Hmmm... Are you sure? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    "...they included junk DNA to keep people from knowing which bits to replicate."

    Somehow I don't understand why a forger shouldn't just copy the junk DNA along with the tag DNA.

    For that matter, the "scanner" being used must be only looking at the invisible ink. If the invisible ink is not there, then a DNA test (probably an antibody reaction) can be done on the appropriate area to confirm there's no appropriate DNA there.

    Gee, they're trying to prove a negative -- the assumption is that the new merchandise has not been laundered or otherwise had the markings damaged. Don't leave your T-shirts in the sun for a month while trying to sell them...

  43. like the movie by hugg · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember GATTACA?!?!!

  44. Is this reliable? by Trinition · · Score: 2
    Now, I'm no DNA expert, but how can that be reliable? I'm assuming the DNA is no longer "alive" and regenerating once its used in the ink. So, is susceptable to breakdown and will not be able to duplicate itself.

    So won't exposure to certain wavelengths of light (UV, etc.) damage the DNA? If a rack of Olympic Windbreakers are hanging in a shop window, couldn't the tags have their special ink altered by direct sunlight?

    1. Re:Is this reliable? by Francisco+d'Aconia · · Score: 1

      Sunlight induces adjacent "T" (thymine, one of the four basic units used in building DNA) residues to crosslink (form covalent bond-bridges where they don't belong).

      This is a problem when in happens to a living cell, as it leads to mutations that, when accumulated (particularly with the increase in mutation rate experienced in old age), can cause cancer. It is UV light in particular that induces this thymine dimer formation. This is an especially large problem in Australia, coincidentally, given the ozone hole.

      This will happen to the DNA applied to olympic clothing as well, but it will be of no consequence, as it does not need to be replicated any further. I presume the means to detect the secret DNA code is a hybridization technique -- a complementary strand of DNA (remember how DNA is a *double* helix?) with a fluorescent tag is applied to the label. If the "probe" find something to stick to, it will stick through a mild washing, and light up when the right wavelength of light is shone upon it. The length of DNA to be recognized is probably pretty long (else it would be easy enough to foil), which means the odd thymine dimer here and there won't disrupt the annealing (pairing of complementary DNA strands) much.

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    2. Re:Is this reliable? by sidera · · Score: 1

      If this were the case, would they have to walk up to a vendor and apply the probe to the label? Not that it couldn't be done, but it seems impractical. (Please correct me if I'm wrong) Also, if they added the probe before printing it would ruin the specificity of the test, since it could be any DNA hybrid attached to the marker. Not that that kind of counterfeit DNA label would be practical for the counterfeiters, but in principle the specificity of the tag would still be gone. Their website seems to imply that they can detect the unique sequence of DNA with a specially calibrated laser without the prior application of a probe, which I find hard to explain.

  45. Re:Flying cars by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Static testing will start soon, with the prototype anchored to the ground. They have to ensure all the systems work before they can try any flight testing. Just a little longer...

  46. sickening... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1
    ...these are the lengths to which the IOC will go to ensure that every last fucking dollar that can be squeezed out of the "Olympic" name -- a name which rings hollow to me now -- goes into their pockets and no one else's.

    Fuck them all.

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  47. Mostly Hype by dmearns · · Score: 3

    Like a lot of you, I wondered how they can non-destructivly authenticate DNA in the field. Take a look at the PSA/DNA web site. This is a sports memorabilia authentication company with a gimmick. They include synthetic DNA in a special ink which is used to tag an item. A special laser can make the tagging visible. Does the laser prove which DNA lot was used to tag the item? NO way! Eventually, someone will figure out how to make an ink that glows under the special laser, and their system will be worthless. Presumably, a sample could be taken to the lab, and analyzed, but this would be expensive, slow and destructive -- the very things they claim not to be.

    1. Re:Mostly Hype by sidera · · Score: 2

      I have to agree with you. (although using "synthetic" DNA would not be unusual, all DNA that results from PCR can be said to be synthesized)

      If this is the case, they are misleading a lot of collectors and the Olympics commission which hired them.

      From their website:

      "This liquid includes a unique formula of DNA and optical labels with rare light-emitting chemicals. You can view the authenticating mark with a specially calibrated laser, which is set to the exact frequency used by PSA/DNA, and it will glow a bright green or red color"

      They don't specifically say that the laser is detecting a unique sequence of DNA, only that it is detecting their special formula. Is this hype or an outright lie?

  48. probably a hoax by marcovje · · Score: 1

    Probably a hoax. Detectors would be imensely expensive, slow (a DNA examination takes a few hours IIRC). Also the sample needs to be prepped,and I wouldn't be surprised if the autoinjection etc stuff makes the sequencer to big to carry

  49. It's not totally about greed, but Yes we are. by tswinzig · · Score: 1

    It is in the Olympics best interest to make sure there is no garbage merchandise being sold as "official." The NBA, NFL, and other leagues all have similar standards. (Try to find an official NBA product that does not have that little, shiny silver hologram sticker on it.)

    Before I get my panties in a bunch over how greedy the Olympics organization is, I'd like to know how the profits are used. I doubt they go straight into some fatcat's pocket. More than likely they are used to fund the games (which, btw, costs a lot of money to run!).

    Oh and by the way, you can duplicate DNA without having to go back and get more samples from the donor, but hey what do I know.

    I hate to break this to you, but the people with enough money to duplicate DNA are not selling fake Olympic apparel! Sheesh!

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    1. Re:It's not totally about greed, but Yes we are. by AftanGustur · · Score: 1
      I hate to break this to you, but the people with enough money to duplicate DNA are not selling fake Olympic apparel! Sheesh!

      not-so-long-ago, the same was said about hologram-stickers.


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    2. Re:It's not totally about greed, but Yes we are. by tswinzig · · Score: 1

      I said, I hate to break this to you, but the people with enough money to duplicate DNA are not selling fake Olympic apparel! Sheesh!

      You said, not-so-long-ago, the same was said about hologram-stickers.

      Now I'm saying: Right, and then we came up with embedded DNA strands. And once that becomes cheap and easy enough for any schmoe to do, there will be something better, and so on...

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    3. Re:It's not totally about greed, but Yes we are. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >And once that becomes cheap and easy enough for any schmoe to do, there will be something better, and so on...

      I see, sort of like the "race against piracy" with copy protection in the Commodore/Atari/Amiga days... :)

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  50. These are not criminal masterminds, folks. by tswinzig · · Score: 1

    "Nothing prevents people from taking a sample of that concoction of DNA off a T-shirt and PCR'ing it..."

    To be able to make PCR copies, you first have to figure out what primers to use, which may not be too easy since the sequence is kept secret.

    If they're smart, it will be mixed in with a lot of trash sequences as well, to serve as decoys. Since we have no way to pick out what's the real key sequence, we would have to copy them all -- and it's very easy to generate astronomical numbers of decoys.


    As I did in another thread, I have to just alert you guys to a simple fact. The people that sell and make money off of fake Olympic apparel are not criminal masterminds with the know-how, skills, and money to duplicate DNA and get it on the merchandise in the same way as the official product.

    Half of these people can't even spell DNA, I'm sure.

    Christ, it would be cheaper just to license the products from the Olympics organization!

    -thomas


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    1. Re:These are not criminal masterminds, folks. by Crusader+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      Sorry to say, some of them are. Sure there are a lot of small abusers but, as the article points out, counterfeiting licensed product is a $200 billion industry in the U.S. alone. I monitor the market in Europe, and counterfeit apparel, especially socks and t-shirts, are big business for the various mafias. Maybe they won't make the effort for time-sensitive stuff like the Olympics, but if this process goes to the long-term moneymakers like character/sports stuff and over-the-counter drugstore items (yes, your Vaseline and shampoo might be counterfeit!), you can be sure they will spend to crack it, just as the holograms are starting to fall now.

  51. Whales by craw · · Score: 1
    As some of you know the Japanese periodically conduct "scientific" whaling studies. A few years ago, this involved the sampling of several minke whales; no other whale species was supposed to involved. After conducting their test, the whale meat was then sold in Japan.

    A foreign (American?) scientist wanted to test the veracity of the Japanese claims that only minke whales were killed. So he bought some of the canned whale meat in Japan, then did DNA testing on the meat. Surprise, several other whales species were identified.

    Please no flames about the evil or virtue of whaling. You can make OJ jokes, although his DNA was not found in sampled whale meat.:)

  52. Thanx! by operagost · · Score: 1

    I bow to your superior searching skills :-)

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  53. Counterfeiting is Free Enterprise at its finest! by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 2
    I can't believe the IOC would stoop this low! To shut down some low-key, Mom and Pop counterfeiters like this is simply anti-free enterprise and anti-capitalist!

    Bootlegging stuff is a cornerstone of a small, but important market. It's the freedom to innovate, just like Microsoft.

    But the IOC doesn't view it like that. They are just so afraid that a small-time vendor here or there might cut into their billion dollar profits! So, off to jail with you - heathen! How dare you try to make money off of our amateur sporting events!

    Greed is a powerful thing.

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  54. The changing face of Olympic competition by jabber01 · · Score: 1
    In an effort to provide a 'level playing field' for Olympic merchandizers, all merchandise for the Summer Games will be branded with DNA markers to assure their authenticity, and to provide all fans with some small part of the essence of their heroes.

    And in related news, the Olympic comittee has unanimously voted to begin charging athletes for the privilege of competing in the Olympiad.

    Beginning in 2000, the ability to perform to World Class(tm) standards is still required, as is the new entry fee of "an arm and a leg".

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  55. If this is so easy. . . by thunder-in-pants · · Score: 1
    then why aren't we seeing more practical uses of this technology. I'm specifically thinking about newborn babies. Take a bit of dna from the Mom and put it on a wristband for the baby and take a bit from the baby and put it on a wristband for the Mom. No baby is allowed out of the hospital without DNA matching being done on the wristbands.

    If the detector just detects the presence of DNA, then doesn't this article give the counterfeitor's carte blanche to put any ol' DNA in the ink and circumvent this pathetic security measure? Whatever happened to holograms? I thought they were the best anti-counterfeiting methods. Pretty soon U.S. money is going to be encoded with Greenspan's DNA.

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  56. my a$$! give me a break.... by shamino · · Score: 3

    I have a hard enough time getting DNA to survive a few days in a pH buffered solution, let alone stuck to a friggin' t-shirt. What a bunch of crap. DNA hydrolyzes faster than my kid sister drops a load in her drawers at a cheesy horror film. And as for scanners? Uh-huh. Not even worth a reply... Shamino

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    1. Re:my a$$! give me a break.... by Ssolstice · · Score: 1

      My sentiments, exactly!

    2. Re:my a$$! give me a break.... by rocca · · Score: 1

      Whew, good thing Monica had some "pH buffered solution" kicking around, and I guess all those times they've dug up bodies for DNA evidence the were lucky to have the bodies submerged in the precious liquid, and all those extinct animals they are bringing back too... ???

  57. Counterfeit Olympic Gods? by ENOENT · · Score: 2

    Damn, I knew it was too good to be true. All these years of offering sacrifices in the temple of Nylon, only to discover that he's a counterfeit Olympic god. I'll bet Zeus is pissed.

    Somewhat on-topic: is it common for Australian parents to not name children they believe will grow up to be athletes?

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  58. Q: What do you get if... by jabber01 · · Score: 1
    Q: What do you get if you cross the five Olympic rings with a double helix?

    A: Lots of Dollar Signs!

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  59. And I was looking forward to the 2002 olympics by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    I was really looking forward to trying and making the 2002 Olympics in Salt Lake, UT, as it's not too far.

    Given the way the IOC is acting, I do not even want to come close to giving them any money whatsoever. Too bad too :(

    Well...hmmm...maybe if I could get some DNA from skier Donna Weinbrecht (or give some - he he he)! :)

  60. Sounds like Gattaca by samgrover · · Score: 1

    Is there really a portable DNA scanner available? Does it tell whose DNA is on the object?


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    1. Re:Sounds like Gattaca by trey · · Score: 1

      yeah the funny thing is, if they had one of those scanners like gattaca did - the counterfeiters could find out which athlete, snag some dandruff, and beat the system with their own ink. Guanine Adenine Thymine Thymine Adenine Cytosin Adenine - Oh m' darling ADENINE!! You are lost and gone forever.. :-)

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  61. not even for Blood donations! by Firehawk · · Score: 1

    No kidding. The Sydney Red Cross got blasted by the IOC for using the word "Olympic" for the latest Blood donation drive to get more blood donations ahead of the Olympic games.

    Sheesh. I reckon Sydney hospitals should strike back by telling all Olympic officials that there is no blood available for any of them if they require any sort of transfusion.



  62. Do we really need The Real Thing? by Crag · · Score: 1

    What's so great about this olympic merchandise that it's worth more than the counterfit goods? If it's worthwhile to counterfit, it's because it costs way less to make it than people will pay for it. Why are people willing to spend so much on The Official Olympic Frob? Because some Australian jerked off on it?

    Sports is cool, it gives us a place to research human improvements. Selling merchandise is cool, it helps pay for the whole thing. What I'm questioning is the margin the Olympics are getting for their merchandise.

  63. Re:Hmmm... Are you sure? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    Hmm .. so I suppose if you knew someone who worked in a molecular biology lab with a PCR machine (my boss's wife does, for example), you may be able to create some pretty good counterfeits that would pass their authenticity tests.

    The usual one-upmanship battle, never ends, does it?

  64. With porn that will be no problem. by Crag · · Score: 1

    Except most people wait until seeing a little skin before they "submit a DNA sample"

  65. Why They Do This. by rnturn · · Score: 2

    ``Olympic officials are fighting counterfeit 'official' Olympic merchandise.''

    You are all forgetting that the Olympics are now the intellectual property of whatever well-heeled mucky-mucks are able to bring them to a city. How dare you think that just anyone can draw five circles on a T-shirt and get away with selling it without paying tribute to aforementioned mucky-mucks in the form of a fat licensing fee.

    Of course, I can still remember when the Olympic atheletes actually held day jobs and competed for their love of the sport. (Yah, yah, I know, how quaint.) It really is no fun at all to watch the Olympics any more.



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  66. Yikes by marklein · · Score: 1

    I just want to know how they are scanning the stuff so quickly! Or maybe it's not so quick. I mean, think about that. If they can just wave a ComCat barcode scanner (not really) over your face and determine if your DNA matches against some database, then we're a little closer to Big Brother than I'm comfy with. And I'm not talking about some lame TV show... Those mercandise scanners at the music store could scan your ass as you walk in and they start watching you if your DNA matches a known shoplifter from a database. The possibilities are endless. How about a car that recognizes it's owner by touch. Would only have to put your hand on the door handle and it opens up just for you... Okay, I'm being paranoid. I'll go eat lunch now and I'll feel better. I suppose if I actually read the article I'd feel foolish (oops, too late).

  67. This is what Microsoft needs. by kwsNI · · Score: 2

    My question is, when is MS going to pick up on this for their PID cards? Have you ever looked closely to the Certificate of Authenticy that you receive with MS products? Talk about elaborate. There's even color changing ink that changes color from heat when you put your finger on it. There are more security features on a MS PID than there are on a $100 bill.

    kwsNI

  68. Next On Slashdot by quux26 · · Score: 2
    Oh, cool. This should occur on Slashdot sometime next week...

    Intertwined Quickies, Aussie Style
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    dagget purchases a DNA-tagged USO shirt, rufDEV ports CueCat to that $35,000 Cray up for sale on eBay, some people over at CERN started watching way too many episodes of Weird Science and a Norwegian kid is busted for owning his very own Mia Hamm clone. Coincidence? Can you blame him?? We think not.

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  69. Am I missing something? by MWoody · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure I understand what's being described here. The only use of said technology, at least from my standpoint, is to print items with some sort of invisible-ink 'barcode'. That the barcode is encoded with information originally described in some jock's DNA is a moot marketing point.

    They appear, however, to describe a process by which they extract the DNA directly into the ink, but with the typically press-friendly vagueness. Were it actual strands, how would a 'small portable reader' pick them up?

    In the end, I can see only three options:

    • The technology doesn't exist, and this is all a scare tactic. That LA company merely sells a method to frighten people into subservience.
    • The technology doesn't work anything even remotely close to the way it's described (marketing people describing complex concepts - *shudder*)
    • They actually have a cool technology here, light-years ahead of everything else, and are using it to stamp plush toys instead of cure cancer.
    I don't know which option is most frightening.

    Although, now that I think about it, it would be pretty neat to have your PGP encryption code loosely based on some strands of your DNA. Completely useless, but still kinda cool.
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  70. Re:Solution! MICROWAVE ALL YOUR OLYMPIC SOUVENIRS! by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

    Foil the piracy police! Microwave your olympic souvenirs today!

    I'm sure this was meant in jest, but that wouldn't accomplish anything, as they're looking for souvenirs without the DNA, regardless if the microwave technique worked or not.


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  71. How this works - I think. by Monte · · Score: 1

    After reading their web site, I think it all boils down to this: They made some Magic Ink and some Magic Lights. Anything touched with the Magic ink will glow under a Magic Light. Nothing but their ink will glow under their lights, and only their lights will make their ink show up.

    So reguardless of the actually technology used (hence my use of the word "magic") they've got a pretty good way of insuring Genuine Items as long as they have exclusive control of who gets the ink and who gets the light.

    How it really works is secondary - it could be based on firefly nads, and as long as no one else has access to those nads, they win.

  72. The Olympics (what else?) by MrEd · · Score: 1

    My first response was "Great, another way for those greedy bastards to make more money"... and that's my second response too. After I started reading about the lengths to which the IOC has gone to make sure that they get revenue for *anything* connected remotely with their games, I got a little cynical. They forced a 25-year old pizza parlor in Atlanta to change its name from "Olympic Pizza".... Grrr.

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  73. OT: clothes. by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

    I'd admit that you are paying a premium price for certain labels, but as a child, my mom always bought the cheapest clothes she could find. I carried on the same trend when I moved out. I occasionally tried more expensive clothes, and I discovered something: Sometimes you DO get what you pay for, if you know what you're buying. For instance, I've discovered a direct relationship between the price of a new shirt, and the number of times it can go through the wash without losing buttons.

  74. But it IS winter there now! by Error+404 · · Score: 1

    That whole hemishphere thing is so confusing...
    Our secret is gamma-irradiated cow manure
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  75. c'mon guys, you know better by sugarmatic · · Score: 1

    The likelihood that there is a handheld DNA scanner is slim. Personally, I say impossible at the current time. In addition, PCR schmee-see-r. The process requires sufficient sample size (in comparison to noisy error material), and a device using somewhat pricey chemicals and, more importantly, plenty of time. The idea of using either radioactive or fluorescent markers is immediately possible, although these techniques can be used with much greater success using other substrates- DNA degrades relatively easily compared to other candidates, and the marker expression can certainly be provided more effectively with other possibilities as well. The idea of identifying (not merely detecting) DNA with contact or non-contact technology in a handheld package is a pretty good hoax in my opinion. Until tomorrow, maybe.

  76. That's an absolutely terrible joke Timothy by Mtgman · · Score: 1

    from the and-what's-the-easiest-way-to-get-DNA dept.

    So you're implying that this guy stood beside an assembley line and jizzed on every single piece of "Official" Olympic Merchandise? Damn! What event is he an athelete for? I bet it's something which requires a lot of stamina.

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  77. Sounds like bull... by Ssolstice · · Score: 1

    Unless DNA technology has changed since I got my Master's last month, there is no way to "scan" a DNA sample on a surface. The idea is cool, but not yet functional. They'd have to pull ink off the sample, prep it with alcohol, isolate the DNA from the ink, run it through a PCR, and then sequence or match it with a primer. Not something you can do at a roadside vendor's stand.

  78. The power of disinformation by Forgotten · · Score: 1

    Assuming that the identifying factor in the ink really was an amplified portion of someone's DNA, it wouldn't be hard to replicate simply by doing PCR on all the notable strands in the broth. If there's enough for some Olympic "official" to wave a wand over and detect, there's enough to replicate. PCR is not hard - the July 2000 issue of Scientific American has a method by which you can perform it at home with a couple hundred dollars worth of easily-obtained equipment (which they will sell you at cost). If it's worth going to the trouble of sewing in labels to counterfeit this junk clothing, it'll be just as worth brewing up a big batch of ink to spray on (in fact it'll probably be cheaper).
    Further assuming they're not full of horse manure with this announcement, why would they use human DNA? Symbolic value? Any sort of plant or animal DNA would have worked, and there are probably other kinds better suited to this sort of application - but it makes a better, more mystically valid-seeming announcement if it's a human athlete.
    I suspect they're using some typical glow-in-the-dark chemical ink of the sort that's been in use for at least a decade, and the DNA nonsense is just misdirection. I don't believe the Olympic brownshirts running after street vendors would really have the equipment or clue to test for a particular sequence of human DNA, though they could test for the presence of any DNA (as many other not particularly remarkable chemicals). The existing special inks would probably be harder to replicate, ironically enough, because that's one of their specific design goals.
    This is trendy, high-tech seeming hype. Fortunately for the Olympic committee, this clothing and paraphrenalia is destined to have it's valuelessness exposed in a few months anyway, so their "security" measures (including this obfuscation) don't have to hold up for very long anyway.
    Personally I'll just watch the Special Olympics, the last bastion of what the modern Olympics were supposed to stand for before T-shirts and $#@$!ing pins took over...

  79. Hana Barbera (sp?) by Jinxx · · Score: 1

    I saw something about this on the discovery channel a few years back. Hana Barbera (sp?) of Flinstones fame (I think..) was using a pen, whose ink had a little bit of his DNA in it, to sign animation sells before they were sold (they used the same ink to print official stickers and stamps too). He also had a small device that he could run over his signature to find out if the ink had his DNA in it or not.

  80. The race against piracy? No, not really. by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    I see, sort of like the "race against piracy" with copy protection in the Commodore/Atari/Amiga days... :)

    Well, it's a little different. We're not talking about something that makes it harder for the consumer to use merchandise that they've rightfully purchased. We're talking about, basically, a theft deterrent.

    Just like banks used to throw ink grenades into money bags during a heist, where as now they have moved on to discrete, traceable transponders that are glued between two real dollar bills. Usually on the bottom of the money drawer.

    An interesting side note... one of my friends used to work at a bank. During a holdup, they had these "transponders" on the bottom of their drawers, so she slipped them into the piles of money. The robber said, "Wait a second..." Grabbed the stack of money, leafed through it, and then pulled "one" bill out of the pile... a particularly thick bill. He threw it in her face and laughed, "Nice try."

    I guess they'll come up with smaller transponders in the future...

    Weird, huh kids?

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    1. Re:The race against piracy? No, not really. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >We're not talking about something that makes it harder for the consumer to use merchandise that they've rightfully purchased.

      That wasn't exactly what I meant. I'm talking about how pirates used to pride themselves on cracking those protection mechanisms in a day or two (in fact, in some cases before the software was released). But I guess it isn't such a good parallel after all. :-)

      Note to self: Bring lead lined bags when robbing a bank.

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  81. Re:Counterfeiting is Free Enterprise at its finest by thogard · · Score: 2

    My great grandfather was selling Olympic stuff at the 1904 St Louis Games. He didn't have the IOC permission beforehand and didn't get sued even though they knew he was doing it. They didn't even ask him to stop. So was he a counterfeiter or not?

    I'm wondering if the courts would consider 96 years of not protecting your "trademark" enough to allow me to sell stuff down near the stadium.

  82. Easy? yeah right.... by sugarmatic · · Score: 1

    Ugh. No, it is not "easy" to replicate DNA that is embedded in the label or anywhere else. You need time and lab equipment to do it- and yes you can do it in your sink at home if you like, but a handheld device can only detect a taggant, not identify the DNA. PCR replicates little snippets of genetic material, so the sample would have to be prepared to extract and treat any candidate DNA, then processed with appropriate restriction enzymes, then PCR'd, etc. Reporters are reporters, and what may seem like duck soup to you or I can easily be strung together incoherently when the info is meted and doled out to a reporter. This is not news....what is news is how people eat this stuff up.....

  83. Make an athlete!!! by Bong+Mullerman · · Score: 1

    Shit yeah!! Buy some Olympics merchandise and clone a Kieran Perkins, I'm sure the Chinese will try it. Or are we not allowed to post a comment with the word Olympics in it.

  84. Re:Hmmm... Are you sure? by Potent · · Score: 1

    If the athlete was male, maybe they just handed him a cup and a porno mag. Eh mate, fill 'er up please! hehehehe :)

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  85. Not too hard to replicate by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Actually, I would think that replicating DNA would be a lot easier than replicating a hologram. All you'd need are the chemicals for PCR ( polymerase and the 4 respective nucleotide bases) to replicate a good batch of DNA. Then you just need to eletrophorese it out( possibly), visualize the strands with UV light, and remove what you want from the gel. Both the materials needed for PCR and gel electrophoresis can be purchased from educational supply companies.

    This technology of DNA tagging wouldn't really become viable until there was a method of stopping the DNA from being replicated through PCR, but if you did that, its debatable whether you could get a large enough sample of testable DNA to analyze.

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  86. African Witch Doctor by trey · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing this African witch doctor conduct trials in African villages - they find the truth by stabbing you , if you scream, you feel pain, the gods are punishing you and you are guilty. The cool thing is, the witch doctor looks first into your eye before he stabs you - he reads your body language and can figure out from the scan whether or not you are a liar. The stab is just to distract you from what he is doing. I am not so sure how effective all of these scanners are.. but.. an ounce of discipline is worth a pound of cure. :-)

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    he who has the fastest cart always has the best lie.
  87. MS and DNA by Shuck · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know MS is going to start requiring a new CDROM that has a DNA reader in it to verify that you have a legit cd. Cant wait till the day that you license software by sending in some of your dna to be put onto a cdrom coded to your dna.

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    That's a good name--ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?