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Some Demote Pluto To Non-Planet

Ravn0s writes "Pluto, subject of much controversy since it's discovery, has now been demoted from a planet. The Rose Center for Earth and Space, which opened last year at the American Museum of Natural History in New York is now saying that Pluto is not necessarily a planet at all but just a smallish lump of ice. Essentially, Pluto is now a largish comet. Details in this article." Other groups disagree, as the article points out.

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  1. Our Planets! by Zxeses · · Score: 1

    Oh great! Take away our planets!! Dammit, whats next?!?!

  2. Re:And in related news... by Microsift · · Score: 1

    I always disagreed with this analysis, but back in school, they told us that Australia was both.

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  3. Re:And in related news... by The+NT+Christ · · Score: 1

    Australasia's a continent; Australia is an island.

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  4. Re:Pluto is not a comet! by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1

    Spelling errors tainted your response. No karma for you.

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  5. isn't it obvious by hugg · · Score: 2

    Why don't we sent a probe there, see if it gets captured by a tractor beam, and then we'll know if it's just an Imperial Ice Depot.

    (BTW what's the radius of the Death Star?)

  6. other quotes by danny · · Score: 2
    The New Solar System (Cambridge Uni Press 1999) has a chapter on Pluto, Triton (Neptune's satellite), and Charon (Pluto's satellite). Some quotes:
    The similarities between Triton and Pluto are too close to ignore: they have comparable sizes, bulk densities, surface compositions, temperatures, and heliocentric distances (at least when Pluto is near perihelion).
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    However they came to be, we suspect that Triton and Pluto have something of a shared past. On the basis of their physical similarities and their proximity to the Kuiper belt, Trion and the Pluto-Charon binary are ever-more frequently being regarded as very large members of the Kuiper belt. Pluto's status as a planet is thus challenged. However, because it was found as a result of a search for a new planet, and because it has been called one for almost 70 years, Pluto will probably retain the traditional designation for the indefinite future - at least in the minds of most of us.

    Danny.

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    1. Re:other quotes by mpe · · Score: 2

      The similarities between Triton and Pluto are too close to ignore: they have comparable sizes, bulk densities, surface compositions, temperatures, and heliocentric distances (at least when Pluto is near perihelion).So did Nepture loose a moon or did it capture a planet...

  7. Re:Pluto by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    Goofy started out life as "Dippy Dog".

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  8. Here's a bit more information... by pabs · · Score: 3
    As I'm sure others have already pointed out, this is old news. While this is mainly a political debate over semantics, there is actually some hard science behind this so-called deprication.

    Here's a quick list of the reasons I can remember off the top of my head:
    • All of the planets beyond Mars consist mostly of a large atmosphere and planet-wide ocean (thus the semi-accurate label "Gas Giants")... except Pluto. Pluto is mainly rock and ice, with little or no atmosphere. Interestingly enough, Pluto does have an atmosphere, but it freezes during Pluto's "winter" and falls to the surface.
    • All of the planets beyond Mars have a mass many times that of Earth; except Pluto. Pluto is roughly half the size of Earth's moon.
    • All of the planets in our solar system have an almost planar orbit (ie, the orbits all lie within a few degrees of the same plane). Pluto's orbit is inclined over 15 degrees.
    • Pluto's orbital radius is HUGE and highly erratic. About 49 times the average radius of Earth's orbit at it's peak.
    Given these facts, Pluto clearly does not belong in the same category as the 8 planets. It does, however, fit nicely with objects in the Kuiper belt. The Kuiper belt is the collection of icy planetismals that were "kicked out" of the inner solar system instead of coalescing into planets. Their orbits are higly erratic and non-planar, and generally lie beyond the orbits of Neptune and Uranus.

    Hope this clears things up a bit...

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    1. Re:Here's a bit more information... by mpe · · Score: 2

      I've got a question. Is there a reason why all of our planets orbit on basically the same plane? Why would it matter with a spherical body at the center?

      It's because the spherical body is spinning, IIRC. It's also the same reason why moons (and ring systems) tend to be in equitorial orbits.

    2. Re:Here's a bit more information... by kramedog0 · · Score: 1

      I've got a question. Is there a reason why all of our planets orbit on basically the same plane? Why would it matter with a spherical body at the center? Do the planet's gravitational pull interact with each other enough to bring this about, or is this a big coincidence that makes our Solar System Kick Ass? If that's true, then maybe the fact that Pluto's does not follow the normal convention enough to make it not a planet (if that's part of the definition of course).

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    3. Re:Here's a bit more information... by astrophysics · · Score: 2

      we also know it's density, due to the orbital period of it and it's "moon". Based on its density (and it's lack of a significant atmosphere) there can't be much rock.

    4. Re:Here's a bit more information... by astrophysics · · Score: 2

      the "discrepancies" turned out to be errors in the measurements. Of course I can't say there isn't something so dark and far away that it hasn't been discovered, but there is no longer a problem that "requires" another massive body in the solar system

    5. Re:Here's a bit more information... by astrophysics · · Score: 2

      It's beleived to be due to the planets forming from a disk of gas and dust. You ask why was the disk not a sphere? Well, in a protoplanetary disk the gas provides friction which tends to cause things to move is smooth coplanar, low eccentricity orbits. A small ammount of initial angular momentum (presumablely random) became more significant as the solar systems contracted to form the star and broke the symetry

    6. Re:Here's a bit more information... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2
      To be fair, we don't know exactly what Pluto is composed of; we just know its surface composition on the basis of spectroscopic data.

      Not that anyone is asking me -- I'm a sysadmin, not an astronomer -- but if it orbits the sun and it's large enough for its gravity to mash it into a spheroid, it ought to be called a planet. With the same amount of hair-splitting that's being applied to Pluto, you could argue that Jupiter isn't a planet at all but a pre-stellar mass instead.

      In the end, it is mostly a debate over semantics and a strangely snotty one, considering how little it matters what we call Pluto. The unfolding story of its origin, like that of other solar system objects, is much more interesting (and substantial) than this petty labelling debate. Let's do something useful instead and urge Congress to fund a Pluto/Kuiper belt survey mission and at least generate some interesting data to argue about. Otherwise, this is just an exercise in cartographic conventions.

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  9. Re:What's in a name?? by _xeno_ · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not that counted. Similar to whether or not South America and North America are still the same land mass, and whether or not Cape Cod is still a cape or is now an island.

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  10. Mark's Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us.... by Mtgman · · Score: 1

    WHAT!!!! What fsck did she just send us!!! I used to know, but now it's just a blank!

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  11. Discrimination!! by JesseJackson · · Score: 1

    When you call Pluto a comet it make me wanna vomit!! We must stop this now! These "scientists" are in the pocket of the "Big Planet" lobby that seeks to degrade and diminish the status of Pluto based on the size and icy composition.It's all president Bush's fault!! Stay out the Bushes!! Take my picture!!

  12. Great, a planet w/ self esteem problems by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Let's rename it "foster child".

  13. Heh by Brandonr17 · · Score: 1

    I always wondered about pluto. They'd always estimated the size as small and when you look at some of our other outer planets (jupiter, neptune) they seem a bit large.

    Plus pluto is the only one with an irregular orbit. Irregular as in it kind of 'slopes' and crosses the orbit of other planets. But then again maybe other planets do the same but are so slight we just don't notice them.

    I'd bet there are more objects like pluto out there that have attained a farily regular place in our solar system but we never bothered to look, or never noticed them in the first place.

    Kind of makes you think if the earth just turned out to be one large asterioid that gathered mass and an o-zone. :)

  14. Re:Other planets aren't planets either. by lowflying · · Score: 1
    Finally it greatly affects the bodies orbiting around it. For example Io is made vulcanic from Jupiters magetic influence.

    Close, it is from the immense tidal (gravitational) forces imposed by Jupiter and the other moons.

    Dave

  15. #9 by okmar · · Score: 1

    ``There is no scientific insight to be gained by counting planets,'' says Neil de Grasse Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium, the centerpiece of the Rose Center.

    There is no signifigance in counting votes. There is no signifigance in counting days. There is no signifigance in counting people. There is no signifigance in counting processes per second. There is no signifigance in counting this person as a person.

    ``Eight or nine, the numbers don't matter.''

    4+4=8 5+4=9 8=9 Cool. I think I got it.

    You can take away all things that do not have signifigance...in your own life. One man's decision to call a planet any less than a planet for the world to accept as reality, is a man that should be considered liable for his credibilty and resolve his meaning with solid fact. His point is moot.

    This is cool: My dad has an autographed copy of one of Clyde Tombaugh's books. He met him at an Astronomical Society meeting. Talked to him for about an hour about all things space. Clyde deserves respect and I have a cool father.



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  16. Re:Pluto is not a comet! by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1

    Then kindly explain to me how a comet can have a moon (Charon).

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  17. Re:hmmm... by jonfromspace · · Score: 2

    Hemos? is that you?

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  18. Re:Wow... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2
    Actually, it's losing more than 5 karma points kills your account for a day. (At least, according to Slashdot documentation. Never managed to do it before.) You have to lose all five points in one day, I think it may also be "net loss" on that day (in other words, down by 5, up by 5, your account stays active).

    It's been a while since I've gone through Slash, after I determined it wouldn't work on a website I was working on, I deleted it (small server) and haven't bothered playing around with it since.

    And I quoted your sig so you could change it - at least, that was my theory.

    (For anyone whos wondering, to lose 6 karma on a post, first get moderated up to +5, all those mod points will be lost in karma-cap limbo; then have someone point you out as a troll, and get moderated down to -1. Presto, net loss of 6 karma points. Which is really stupid, since posting at Score: 2 should only allow 3 points of karma to be lost.)

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  19. i have a dream by pigeonhed · · Score: 1

    that one day orbiting celestial bodies will not be labeled and judged base on the materials they are made of. I see a day of gasses playing with solids and oh nevermind, why couldn't this article be posted a week ago ;-)

  20. Re:Planet definition by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

    Really? I don't think that the exact shape of Ceres is completely known. Still, a quick google at the web indicates that Ceres is irregularly shaped, which says it is an asteroid.

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  21. New Slashdot Acronym: RTFA by TrevorB · · Score: 4

    Read the fg article! This is about one museum in New York that decided to label Pluto as a non-planet in a single display. This isn't the gathering of an astronomical society declaring Pluto a non-planet!

    Not that Pluto is a *real* planet anyway, but that's beside the point. :)

    1. Re:New Slashdot Acronym: RTFA by adubey · · Score: 2

      I can see it now...

      Subject: FP
      Comment: RTFA!

    2. Re:New Slashdot Acronym: RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should have read the article last week when slashdot posted it for the first time.

    3. Re:New Slashdot Acronym: RTFA by m00t · · Score: 1

      Well, International Astronomical Union so far has not defined pluto as non-planet but is edging towards it with the detection of many other objects of similar scope and size as Pluto and Charon (Pluto's moon).

      http://www.iau.org/PlutoPR.html

      Pluto's been a planet for a long time, why change it? It just confuses people, anyway MVEMJSNUP doesn't work if you kill pluto. :(

    4. Re:New Slashdot Acronym: RTFA by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      It just confuses people, anyway MVEMJSNUP doesn't work if you kill pluto. :( It doesn't work now, unless Neptune and Uranus swapped places while I wasn't looking.

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    5. Re:New Slashdot Acronym: RTFA by m00t · · Score: 1

      Eh, it was an out of my ass thing and I never used it anyway ;)

  22. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by atrowe · · Score: 2

    There are also rocks on pluto. If you think about it, what are the rest of the planets? Hunks of rock and ice. What should make pluto any different. And pluto has a diameter of 1375 miles (2200 km), not 2500 miles.

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  23. Wow... by Electric+Angst · · Score: 1

    ...all I can say is, there are going to be some pissed off astrologers if this thing ends up being popularly reognized. Imagine having to explain to someone, "Okay, so you weren't exactly born under a planet, but..."


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    1. Re:Wow... by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      I've hit the +50 karma cap. Does that mean I won?

      No, it means it's time to abuse the +2 bonus until you fall back to around 40, and then post normally. (A good post can lose you six karma if you're really luck! If you manage to lose six karma on one post, you get a special prize - your account will be deactivated for a period of time!)

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    2. Re:Wow... by Electric+Angst · · Score: 1

      You know, I'm constantly getting replies about my sig. I've wanted to change it for a while now (I'm sitting at around +49 right now anyways, and I think the sig got enough visibility to make a point...) The problem is, I want to wait 'till the replies that have quoted my sig archive, so that people won't look back at it and go "what were they smoking!" Of course, the problem is, I can't seem to go long enough without posting, or without a reply concerning my sig...

      Also, how long does a post that takes you down six points deactivate your account for? Who's had this happen before?
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  24. hmmm... by jonfromspace · · Score: 3

    I bet the Ice People living near the core of pluto are gonna be pissed...

    I bet this is Hemos's doing... 'cause we all know he is an Alien. After that Optical SETI crap, we should have expected this.

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  25. Re:Demote Pluto, I don't mind. by reidbold · · Score: 1

    None of the planets orbit on the same plane, pluto's is just more uneven.

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  26. What's in a name?? by DeadVulcan · · Score: 3

    The Rose Center says there is no universal definition of a planet...

    Then make one! We shouldn't be debating whether Pluto is a planet, we should be debating what the definition of a planet should be. Then, Pluto will come out in the wash.

    ...a 1999 proposal to list Pluto as both a planet and a member of the Kuiper Belt was abandoned after it drew strong opposition from astronomers who did not want to diminish Pluto's status.

    I can't believe people are getting territorial about Pluto.

    Why is this news?

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    1. Re:What's in a name?? by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      How many roads must a Man walk down before you can call him a Man?

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    2. Re:What's in a name?? by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      When does an island become a continent?

      Continents are geographic sections of the earth. An island is a body of land completely surrounded by water. Eurasia is an island. Europe is a continent. They are geographical regions, nothing physical.

      When does a town become a city?

      Generally speaking, when it becomes large enough that it replaces a democratic system of government with a republic. In other words, if it's got a mayor, it's a city. If it's got a board of selectmen, it's a town. Makes for some interesting juxtipostions around Massachusetts. (Some cities are smaller than neighboring towns.)

      When does winter become spring?

      At the vernal equinox.

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    3. Re:What's in a name?? by tooth · · Score: 2
      How many roads must a Man walk down before you can call him a Man?

      Easy, 42. Can I have some cheese now? *squeak* ;)

    4. Re:What's in a name?? by DeadVulcan · · Score: 3

      Okay, I'm replying to my own post, but I just thought of a better way to express myself.

      When does an island become a continent?

      When does a town become a city?

      When does winter become spring?

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    5. Re:What's in a name?? by SquadBoy · · Score: 2

      This is because everyone knows that they just want to demote Pluto because the hate Clyde and that people who hate Clyde also hate Tesla and that people who hate Tesla are evil and should die. (Note the above is a joke except the part about people who hate Tesla needing to die.) But my understanding is that many astronomers *really* like Clyde and therefore really like Pluto.

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    6. Re:What's in a name?? by lamasquerade · · Score: 1

      Well I can't remember when a town becomes a city, but I remember you get a Metropolis after population reaches 100,000; and a Megalopolis it reaches 500,000. Frankly, I could only get a Metropolis with around 300,000 people. For somereason it said demand for residentials was high, and there were all these spare residentials down the south with no one in them! Sure they were next to a nuclear power plant...but space was scarce. Oh well, I gave up after a few years.

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    7. Re:What's in a name?? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      The first idea that popped into my head was that a planet is anything that's hard for me to jump off of.

      Do any moons have moons?

      Some asteriods have moons. Some of the asteriods had enough gravity to become spherical during formation. Also some astronomers expect that there are many Pluto sized objects in the Kuiper belt, so that definition might prove controversial.
    8. Re:What's in a name?? by YeOldeGnurd · · Score: 1
      Tell me, How can you mend this broken man? How can a loser ever win? How can you stop -- the sun from shining? What makes a planet a planet?

      Bravery, Kindness, Clarity, Honesty, Compassion, Generosity

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    9. Re:What's in a name?? by Calle+Ballz · · Score: 1

      When does winter become spring?

      March 20th (this year at least)

    10. Re:What's in a name?? by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      CONGRATULATIONS!

      You are the fifth person to point out that some astroids have moons.

      Perhaps you should now proceed to point out that Charon and Pluto orbit around a gravitational center which is nowhere near the center of Pluto.

      That way, I can ensure that all the slashbots are in perfect sync.

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    11. Re:What's in a name?? by chrischow · · Score: 1
      When does a town become a city?

      here in england thats decided by HMG. but they make weird choices. city of wolverhampton for christ's sake!

    12. Re:What's in a name?? by Bastian · · Score: 1

      When does a town become a city?

      When it wants to. Madrid is still registered as a villa.

    13. Re:What's in a name?? by chrischow · · Score: 1

      nope it seems not, though i thought it was until the latest ones were unveiled. brighton is a city now as well apparently

    14. Re:What's in a name?? by Szoup · · Score: 1

      When does an island become a continent?

      It doesn't.

      When does a town become a city?

      With approval of the central government (according to the Chinese).

      When does winter become spring?

      On the vernal equinox.

      Hope this all helped... ;)
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    15. Re:What's in a name?? by SuperMallen · · Score: 1
      The first idea that popped into my head was that a planet is anything that's hard for me to jump off of. If I leap into the "air" and come straight back down, I'm on a planet. Unless, of course, it's in orbit around a different planet, in which case it's a moon.

      Do any moons have moons? Or does the physics of planets and moons prevent that sort of thing? Any astronomers or phsyicists wanna jump in on that one?

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    16. Re:What's in a name?? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1
      ...a 1999 proposal to list Pluto as both a planet and a member of the Kuiper Belt was abandoned after it drew strong opposition from astronomers who did not want to diminish Pluto's status.

      I can't believe people are getting territorial about Pluto.

      Why is this news?

      I would suspect that this is news because a long-standing and commonly held conception is being challenged. I agree that a less vague definition of planet is in order, and would clear this matter up once and for all.

      As a secondary consideration, I think probably there is some research money at stake. No government agency is going to want to fund a mission to a lowly Kuiper Belt object, but they'd probably be more open to spending billions on a mission to the outer-most Major Planet in the Home System. So much more prestige and glory.

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    17. Re:What's in a name?? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1
      Do any moons have moons? Or does the physics of planets and moons prevent that sort of thing? Any astronomers or phsyicists wanna jump in on that one?

      IANAAstronomer, but this seems like a pretty easy one to answer.

      Let's think about the Sun as an example. It's the central object in the Solar System, and it has Planets, which orbit it, and the Planets are in turn orbited by Moons. The Sun itself, of course, orbits around the center of the Milky Way galaxy. So I don't see why this could be extended further downward in scale, with "sub-moons" orbiting moons. In fact, we could prove this really easily by throwing up an artificial satellite to orbit our own Moon. Which has already been done in the Apollo missions.

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  27. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    I could say that Pluto is just a 2,500 mile-wide hunk of ice.

    You could say that, but you'd be wrong. It's only 1,413 miles wide, smaller than the Moon, as you'd have discovered had you read the article. This has a lot to do with why the Rose Center demoted it.

    I'd say a center devoted to astronomical education has a whole lot more authority to decide what is and is not a planet than the general public. Pluto has the composition of a comet and shares an orbit with 70 other objects that are definitely comets. Ergo it's a comet, albeit a large one.

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  28. Re:Meanwhile, 500 good stories are being rejected by reidbold · · Score: 1

    I'm quite interested in this, and I'm just a lowly hs student.

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  29. The reason for the upsetness... by Shadowmist · · Score: 1



    ... is that Pluto is the only "planet" discovered by an American, one Clyde Tombaugh if memory serves.

  30. Re:If you can land on it... by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

    NASA is not an authoritative astronomical authority anymore than Wright Air Force Base.

  31. Re:If you can land on it... by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

    NASA is not an authoritative astronomical authority anymore than Wright Air Force Base.

  32. Re:If you can land on it... by Shadowmist · · Score: 1

    NASA is not an authoritative astronomica authority anymore than Wright Air Force Base.

  33. Blame Pluto, Blame Pluto, da da da da da... by grappler · · Score: 1

    they're not even a real planet anyway.

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  34. Re:Planet definition by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

    >Sure, but there are a bunch of asteriods (the
    >largest being Ceres which has a diameter of 933km)
    >which also meet that criteria.

    AFAIK Ceres has never been seen clearly enough to determine whether it is a spheroidal shape or not. In fact it transitted a star a while ago and the results indicated that it was surprisingly irregular. But I wouldn't exactly cry if Ceres counted as a planet anyway.

    I'm not aware of any spheroidal asteroid that is smaller than Ceres either. If you have proof to the contrary, I would like to see it.

    As for all your other points about pluto- so what. Every single body in the solar system appears to be completely different to every other.

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  35. Weither Pluto or not is a planet... by gatesh8r · · Score: 1

    Has always been a debatable issue. Nothing new here; I'm sure other museams that don't get the Yahoo! press have simmilar models floating around.

    Pluto's a planet; we all accept that. So there are more ice objects called the Kupier belt... so now if there are rocks around the planet it's not a planet? :P Geez! I guess only Mercury and Venus qualify now ;)

    Guess the contenients must be islands since they are surrounded by water... this was a bone-headed move by the museam IMO

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  36. new acronyms by drDugan · · Score: 2

    ACK!

    everyone will need to make up new acronyms for the listing the planets!

    1. Re:new acronyms by Smitty825 · · Score: 2

      Ummmm...last time I checked, Neptune was further out than Uranus...

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    2. Re:new acronyms by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where I heard this (probably NY Times), but replace "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" with "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles".

  37. The just put mom out of business by Sabalon · · Score: 2

    How will kids learn the order of the planets now?

    My Very Energetic Mom Just Sold Us Nothing?

  38. Goofy's not a dog! by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 1
  39. Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Pluto is a dog, dumbass.

    1. Re:Pluto by tsna · · Score: 1
      I believe the planet was named Pluto before the cartoon dog, and both of them long after the roman god of the underworld.

      Isn't it wonderful when people want to be ignorant of history and culture. I can see why you were ashamed to ID yourself.

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  40. Re:And in related news... by rking · · Score: 1

    So, to paraphrase the Walrus, planet means exactly what we choose it to mean, no more and no less.

    I think you're thinking of Humpty Dumpty, not the walrus.

  41. He's Always a Planet To Me by jamiemccarthy · · Score: 5

    He can orbit the sun, he can look like a moon
    He can leave the ecliptic from April to June
    He'll be just a faint smudge, magnitude twenty-three
    He hides in the sky, but he's always a planet to me

    Ohhh...a potato-shaped ball...
    He can drift where he wants
    He's a relic of time
    Ohhh...if he's made of pure ice
    Or of vapor and dust
    It's the same to my mind

    If he zooms in near us, would he show us a tail?
    Was the Kuiper Belt once the great home whence he sailed?
    And if he gets demoted, who'll be next, Mercury?
    And the most he can do is cast shadows, it's true
    But he's always a planet to me

    Jamie McCarthy

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    1. Re:He's Always a Planet To Me by technos · · Score: 1

      [Sung to the tune of 'Always a woman to me' by Billy Joel.]

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  42. oh well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure why anyone really cares. Regardless of pluto's official status, it has a given mass, and an orbital pattern which was discovered decades ago. The only people who care are the same sort of people who really think that there's a difference between addressing someone as a "maid" or a "houskeeper"...

    1. Re:oh well by Anthony+Brundell · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've always been perplexed by some people's need to classify things based on arbitrary criteria. Still, to some people it is really important. This news does not tell us anything new about the universe so who cares about it?

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  43. This highlights an educational failing by Adam+Wiggins · · Score: 3

    ...and because of that, I think I will have to applaud their actions.

    Kids get things drilled into their heads, like how many planets there are. Instead they should be taught in a way that's a little less discreet such that they come to an earlier realization that the universe isn't black and white, any more than life is.

    A friend of mine (who grew up and went to school in Japan) thought that there was only one moon, "The Moon." Again, I think this is reflective of a strict regimine of memorizing facts rather than exploring the wonders that our universe has to offer.

  44. a large comet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    large enough to keep its own moon

    1. Re:a large comet by Lord+Squirrel · · Score: 1

      large enough to keep its own moon
      But then again, so are asteroids, as the Galileo probe found out with Ida and Dactyl.
      http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/galileo/images/ida.html

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    2. Re:a large comet by tsna · · Score: 1

      The Ferryman is Charon.

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    3. Re:a large comet by astrophysics · · Score: 2

      the center of mass is actually outside of pluto

    4. Re:a large comet by charon.de · · Score: 1

      large enough to keep its own moon

      Thanks, actually it's more a kind of double planet system, as the central point they both turn around, is far away from plutos center.

      Michael
      The name of the moon is my /. account - .de (silly me that I don't got the domain as I could), it's athough the name of a ferryman in an acient greek story, the one who gets the dead people over this river called sticks...

  45. Am I wrong? by Dest · · Score: 1

    It's to my understanding that there is no TRUE definition of a planet. So why not call Earth an asteroid, or even Saturn? What needs to be done is a set established guideline for what a planet really is, than we can settle this. I was taught that Pluto was a planet in school, and it still is being taught almost everywhere. I think the people who decided this wanted some attention.

  46. But we'll starve!! by ibpooks · · Score: 2

    My Very Patient Mother Just Served Us Nine ______

    Served us nine what?!? We'll starve without the pizzas! We need Pluto to avoid world-wide starvation!

    1. Re:But we'll starve!! by dervish121 · · Score: 1

      My Very Patient Mother Just Served Us Nine ______

      Just change Nine to Nerf, of course.

      Personally, I'm a lot more pissed about the whole Pearth thing.

    2. Re:But we'll starve!! by VultureMN · · Score: 1

      So now it'll be:
      My Very Patient Mother Just Served Us Nookie

    3. Re:But we'll starve!! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      You left out Earth. As denizens of a non-existant planet, the Earthlings really have no need to care what their mother is feeding them.

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  47. 5 food groups? by Ratteau · · Score: 1


    there were only 4 food groups

    Whats the 5th food group??? Or did they finally promote beer?

    1. Re:5 food groups? by mpe · · Score: 2

      A few years ago when my younger sister was doing some of that same stuff i saw that they had split that into two seperate food groups, one for fruit and one for vegatables.

      Good idea make "food groups" inconsistent with botanical classification, where "fruits" are a subset of "vegatables".
      Added to which many things cxalled "vegatables" are actually "fruits".

    2. Re:5 food groups? by Wiggin · · Score: 1

      it used to be that there was one food group called Fruits and Vegatables. A few years ago when my younger sister was doing some of that same stuff i saw that they had split that into two seperate food groups, one for fruit and one for vegatables.

      so, sorry no luck on the beer group yet.

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  48. Re:Planet definition by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
    AFAIK Ceres has never been seen clearly enough to determine whether it is a spheroidal shape or not. In fact it transitted a star a while ago and the results indicated that it was surprisingly irregular. But I wouldn't exactly cry if Ceres counted as a planet anyway.
    Ceres was discovered well before Pluto, and was consider to be a planet for about a year. A (very low quality) image of Ceres is available here.
    I'm not aware of any spheroidal asteroid that is smaller than Ceres either. If you have proof to the contrary, I would like to see it.
    Searching for "spherical asteroid" on Google lead me to this article which states that Vesta is "nearly spherical". Pallas is believed to be spherical (see here). This article says there that "at least a half-dozen main-belt asteroids are large, spherical objects that would also satisfy definitions of "major planethood" if sphericity is the criterion." That last article is a pretty good coverage of the debate over Pluto's status.
    As for all your other points about pluto- so what. Every single body in the solar system appears to be completely different to every other.
    None of the other major planets have anywhere near the "weirdness" of Pluto. About the only thing Pluto has in common with the other major planets is that it orbits the sun. The others are relativly similar. So why do you think Pluto should be considered a major planet?
  49. The True (Anime) Definition of a Planet by DavidBrown · · Score: 2

    All astronomers really know that planets are planets because they have Sailor Senshi. Setsuna Meiou is Sailor Pluto, therefore Pluto is a Planet.

    QED.

    I think a few astronomers are going to be listening to a "Dead Scream" in the near future.

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  50. When I say "Pluto", you say "Planet". by low-k · · Score: 1

    Do it for the children (if not for yourself).

  51. Re:BULLSHIT! by swordgeek · · Score: 2

    Since these are standards we're talking about, they are facts by virtue of a formalised agreement in an international group of peers in their fields of study.

    Countries get together and form an organisation which is assigned the authority for naming and measurement standards within a given field. By creating a formalised common language, they facilitate the unambiguous flow of information.

    Using a completely different system causes a lot of problems, and isn't viable. Tweaking the system arbitrarily is nothing more than an ego-trip; a way of saying, "I'm important enough to follow my OWN rules!" while doing nothing of the sort. Or alternatively, it could be plain ignorance.

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  52. Re:Planet definition by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

    Weirdness? Uranus has an angle of dip more than 90 degrees! It spins the wrong way! You could go a long way to be weirder than that. Nobody has much clue how that could happen. Perturbing an orbit out of the ecliptic is trivial in comparison.

    Ok, so Pluto's orbit is a bit skewed to the ecliptic. I can live with that. So it is tidally locked to its moon. Even the earths moon is tidally locked, and the earth will be locked to the moon as well eventually if nothing happens to stop it. These are not exactly hugely unusual.

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  53. What everyone is missing in this debate... by speck · · Score: 5

    ...is the obvious fact that demoting Pluto to a mere Kuiper Belt object runs the grave risk of offending its namesake, the dread Lord of the Underworld. I have yet to see any respectable scientist propose the obvious solution to this problem: to ameliorate Pluto, several fattened heifers should be slaughered in sacrifice on the steps of the Rose Center. I'm shocked, shocked that these scientists would risk angering the god; the last time someone (namely, Persephone) did so, Demeter plunged the Earth into famine, and ulimately the seasons were split in two.

    1. Re:What everyone is missing in this debate... by Microsift · · Score: 1

      Hey, Persephone did not anger Pluto, she angered Goofy...

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  54. Old news by kevlar · · Score: 2

    Old Dispute, old news.

    This argument has been going on forever. What makes a planet, a planet? Who cares. Even minor-planets are planets.

    ~~K

  55. Pointless renaming by Volfied · · Score: 1

    Why do these people feel the need to reclassify Pluto??? It's been a planet for 70 years now, and what difference could it possibly make whether it's a snowball on steroids or a planet? It'll remain a planet to darned near everyone on the planet, except people who try to get their names in the record books by screwing around with established custom. Live and let live.

  56. If you can land on it... by linerate · · Score: 1

    ...its a planet. What does NASA say about the planetary status of Pluto? Actually, who cares what these guys think. Like someone else said, Society has already accepted Pluto as a planet. Thats the way it'll stay.

    1. Re:If you can land on it... by HillBilly · · Score: 2

      Jupiter is a gas giant and as far as we know we can not land on it (Unless it really does have a solid core). So by your reasoning Jupiter is not a planet.

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    2. Re:If you can land on it... by astrophysics · · Score: 2

      So will Eros, the asteroid that the NASA probe NEAR/Shoemaker is about to land on (I think Feb 12) become a planet?

  57. Re:Planet definition by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
    To my mind a planet is something that is made round by its own gravity, and is in orbit around a star.

    Clearly under that definition Pluto counts as a planet. Pluto even has a moon called Charon.

    Sure, but there are a bunch of asteriods (the largest being Ceres which has a diameter of 933km) which also meet that criteria.

    There are a whole bunch of reasons to not consider Pluto to be a planet:

    • Pluto has a composition unlike any other planet. It most closely resembles Triton (a moon of Neptune).
    • Pluto has an orbit which is unlike any other planet. It's orbit is inclined 17 degrees, and is high eccentric - it is sometimes closer to the Sun than Neptune. It's orbit is similar to at least 70 other Kuiper belt objects.
    • It's "moon", Charon, is in a synchronous orbit (it's position is fixed relative to Pluto's surface). No (other) planet in the solar system has a natural satelitte in synchronous orbit.
    • Pluto is far smaller than any other planet. It is half the size of Mercury and only two-thirds the size of our Moon. It is likely that many other Kuiper belt objects will be of similar size.
    • Pluto is also very light in terms of mass. Current estimates put it's mass at around 1/500 of Earth's.
    The fact that Pluto is made of ice is irrelevant- Jupiter is made of gas. Does that mean Jupiter isn't a planet?
    Jupiter has a metallic core (as do all the other gas giants). In my view the two most damning factors are the orbit and the size of Pluto. Composition is of lesser concern. Note that we don't know for sure that Pluto doesn't have a rock or metal core, it's density is higher than that of the ices that it is thought to be primarily composed of (nitrogen, methane, and carbon monoxide).

    For reference, here is the 2 year old CNN article about how the International Astronomical Union was/is considering reclassifying Pluto as a minor planet (like many asteriods). They decided against it. This is a really good article from Sky and Telescope covering the debate.

  58. /. posting WAY to many out-of this world stories by autocracy · · Score: 1
    Specifcally: communicating with space dust, optical searching a better way to find aliens, and now this. I know you people keep a back-log of about 250 stories at any given time, and this is the best you could get out of all those?

    Now to be moderated down for bashing SlashDot and wondering about the poster's sanity. Oh yeah, and as they said: THIS ONE'S ALREADY BEEN POSTED!

    My karma's bigger than yours!

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  59. Re:And people get PAID for this!? by themashby · · Score: 1

    That would be the Plutonians. The Plutonians are sick and tired of being ignored.

  60. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by vanillicat · · Score: 1

    It's a very special "comet" though. How many comets do you know have their own moons?

  61. IAU decides, not Neil Tyson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The International Astronomical Union decides on the status on solary system objects, and it issued a press release in *1999* regarding the status of Pluto. It can be found here. While the IAU did not specifically say Pluto is or is not a planet, it certainly did not officially demote Pluto to a minor planet, or assign it to the class of TNOs. Officially, Pluto *is* a planet. Until the IAU comes to an agreement to demote Pluto to a minor planet or TNO, it should be considered the ninth planet. Removing Pluto from displays about "the planets" or changing discussions to "the eight planets of the solar system" is confusing and unnecessary.

  62. Tyson is just trying to look for publicity by efuseekay · · Score: 2

    Pluto is NOT mostly ice : it has the density of TWICE water (and ice is less dense than water). It has a rocky crust! It has an atmosphere! It has a moon! What more can you ask?!

    This Tyson fella should be brought up to the next American Astronomical Society (AAS) meeting and asked to repent.

    Besides, nobody is going to listen him anyway.

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  63. Re:pluto is a planet! by Ratteau · · Score: 1


    ...small minds cant see past Uranus!

  64. Pluto vs Asteroids by Xibby · · Score: 1

    This seems like old news to me. Prehaps some other orginization demoted Pluto some 10 odd years ago. All I really remember is that there are asteroids in the asteroid belt that are bigger than Pluto.

    Everything you know is wrong. Black is white and up is down.

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    1. Re:Pluto vs Asteroids by Kotetsu · · Score: 1

      Ceres is the largest asteroid, and it has a diameter of 580 miles. Pluto has a diameter of 1413 miles. That makes Pluto almost 15 times bigger than Ceres.

      Various groups have tried to "demote" Pluto over the years. The IAU is generally regarded as the final authority, and previous posters have linked to the press release where it was announced that Pluto's status would not change.

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  65. Re:fp by Sleeper_77 · · Score: 1

    Troll?
    Ok, that's just not nice...*sniff* Now my feelings are hurt...:-( (tm)

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  66. What aboot the children? by Blind_Loser · · Score: 1

    To me Pluto will always be a planet.

    Why? Well it has a moon. I mean how many comets have moons? Pluto also has an atmosphere too. And
    it revolves around the sun.

    So what does this mean? That Pluto is infact a planet. Plus there are many school books out today that teach kids that Pluto is a planet, so what are you going to do, go to each school and make them teach every kid that Pluto is not a planet.

  67. Re:Planet definition by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

    Pluto has all the characteristics of a Kupier belt object. Why not call it a Kupier belt object?

  68. Re:And in related news... by The+NT+Christ · · Score: 1

    Man, you leave school and there are 6 continents and next thing you know there are 7 and they renamed them! I expect it depends a lot on where you live - in the UK no-one talks about "Eurasia" ;)

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  69. Re:And in related news... by ozbird · · Score: 1

    Apart from being the largest "island", Australia sits on its own continental plate (shared with India, often referred to as the "sub-continent"), so it is also the smallest "continent". There isn't an exact correlation between plates and continents, otherwise Arabia and perhaps the Carribean would also be "continents".

    Pluto is a planet, regardless of what it is made of or how big it is. It may be a "minor planet" like the main body of asteroids, but it is still a planet since it orbits the Sun, not another planet (which would make it a moon.) It's the largest known member of the Kuiper Belt, just as Ceres is the largest known asteroid. I don't hear people complaining that Ceres isn't a (minor) planet, so why pick on Pluto?

    Given that NASA is trying to can the Pluto-Kuiper Express project in favour of playing silly buggers on Mars, the "demotion" of Pluto seems awfully convenient... "It's not a planet, so who cares?"

  70. Now astrology can go back to normal. by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 2

    I think this is a good thing. I was always annoyed seeing perfect good astological predictions messed up by the addition of all these new planets. Seven planets is nice and symetrical.

    If Isaac Newton didn't need Pluto for his astrology, we shouldn't need it for ours.

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  71. The Sinclair ZX-80 has been demoted. by themashby · · Score: 2

    The Sinclair ZX-80 has been demoted to a programmable calculator and is no longer considered a computer.

  72. Eight is nicer than Nine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This isn't new news. However, I for one, am glad that it is finailly being recognised
    as not a planet. Then we can have 3 bits to describe a planet instead of 4. What a god damn waste.
    An extra bit for 1 lousy planet.

    000 = mercury, 001 = venus, 010 = earth, 011 = mars,
    100 = jupier, 101 = saturn, 110 = uranus, 111 = neptune

    Now, we can have the msb in the nibble for specifying if we
    are in the regular universe, or an upside-down universe.
    It could work like this: struct _universe { char* name; unsigned char universe_num : 4; unsigned char is_crazyuniverse : 1; unsigned char planet : 3; };

  73. RTFH! by efuseekay · · Score: 1

    /. editors might be sloppy lately, but the titled did state "SOME demote Pluto....".

    So RTFH (RTF Headline)

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    1. Re:RTFH! by Maurice · · Score: 1

      They changed the title. At first it was "Pluto no longer a planet" and this is what the poster was replying to.

  74. Patient?? by donutello · · Score: 2

    The way I learned it was My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets. Where I come from, we call the third planet "Earth".

    You must be from that 9th planet out there. I'm glad to hear you call us Pluto. What do you call yourself?

    PS: Sorry about the demotion, mate

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  75. Re:And in related news... by HillBilly · · Score: 1

    But most countries are not islands. Thats why Australia is refered to as the worlds largest island.

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  76. Re:And people get PAID for this!? by Hellburner · · Score: 1

    Yeah...the Plutonians...and the Grecians...and the Kosovanians.

    What we need is compassionate astronomy. Comets hurled toward Earth by Pluto's gravity should be cared for and adopted --- not brutally diverted with nukes before they can ever smash a continent.

    YOU KILLED HALLE-BOPP!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!

  77. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by donutello · · Score: 2

    And Jupiter is just one big mass of gas.

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  78. Re:How do i get that kind of Authority? by jrs · · Score: 1

    Theres 5 Food groups? All I have known is Dr.Pepper and "Kroft" dinner

  79. Other planets aren't planets either. by xFoz · · Score: 2

    It could be argued that Jupiter isn't a "planet" at all but is really a failed star. It's rotation is too fast given it's size (8.8 hours). It emits more than twice the energy it should if it was just reflecting light. And it has no visible surface. Finally it greatly affects the bodies orbiting around it. For example Io is made vulcanic from Jupiters magetic influence.

    Mercury has not atmosphere and should be reclassified as a moon....

    See how it starts? Now make your own argument debunking the other orbiting gas balls and big rocks.

    1. Re:Other planets aren't planets either. by 10.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Close, it is from the immense tidal (gravitational) forces imposed by Jupiter and the other moons.

      Even closer, but immense refers to physical size, which is not a property of gravitation.

      Jeff

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  80. Don't you mean.... by sharkey · · Score: 1

    And Uranus is just one big mass of gas?

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  81. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by tsna · · Score: 1
    I'd say a center devoted to astronomical education has a whole lot more authority to decide what is and is not a planet than the general public.

    I would say that the International Astronomical Union is in a better position to decide the status of Pluto then ANY museum, which is what the Rose Center for Earth and Space is a part of, especially one that has only been open for a year.

    When the International Astronomical Union chooses to relabel Pluto as something other then a planet, then I will also consider it differently. Until that time Pluto remains a PLANET.

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  82. Re:And in related news... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

    So if Australia had a civil war and broke into two countries, would it stop being an island?

    Care about freedom?

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  83. Re:And people get PAID for this!? by mpe · · Score: 2

    The Plutonians are sick and tired of being ignored.

    As their "element" is plutonium maybe ignoring them is not such a good idea...

  84. Re:Always be a planet to me... by Anthony+Brundell · · Score: 1
    Pluto will always be a planet to me no matter what some asstronomers say.

    awww.. isn't that sweet

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  85. Re:And in related news... by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    And Canada isn't a real country anyway.

  86. What about Uranus and Neptune? by localroger · · Score: 2
    The serious astrologers (the ones who, unless they're math wonks, need a computer to draw your chart) have been using all the new planets since not long after their discoveries. This is something I found interesting back when I was hanging out in New Age circles.

    How, you might wonder, do these guys determine what the influence of, say, Uranus is on your chart? When the planet is discovered they cast charts of people and events including the newly discovered object, and work those charts backward to see if there are any consistent patterns of influence. They also take hints from the object's properties (color, distance, size, etc.) on the assumption that things are conveniently labelled for us by a consistent Nature (the "law of signatures").

    Anyway, Pluto or no Pluto, now that the Age of Pisces is definitely over we can finally look forward to the demise of Christianity and its replacement with something more, well, Aquarian :-)

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  87. Re:And in related news... by Anthony+Brundell · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are an absolute fuckin tard, not two ways about it.

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  88. Pluto not a planet?! by Zaphod+B · · Score: 1

    Well, if it's a matter of simple mass causing it to not be a planet, we could send all of those AOL CDs and DVDs that make such great coasters to this would-be planet and beef it up a bit...

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  89. Re:And in related news... by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

    All continents are islands.

  90. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

    At least one asteroid does. But even so, Charon is awfully big for a moon. No other planet has a moon that's so large relative to it, and the two bodies are more or less in a position of orbiting each other. In any event, I don't see how any of this disqualifies Pluto from comet-hood.

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  91. Once again killed by semantics by smoondog · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it is the cynic in me, but semantic arguments are pretty stupid. Argue about what something *is* not about what it is *called*. Pluto is a very large ball of ice. Perhaps we could argue about something interesting like how it formed or whether its orbit is decaying. Jeez, sometimes I think you guys are just upset because that diorama (sp?) you got an A+ on in the fifth grade was wrong.

    -Moondog

  92. Pluto is not a comet! by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1

    Comets have tails. Pluto doesn't have a tail. Also, it's alone and has a definable orbit. By most definitions it is a planet, but apparently these astronomers have no respect for small details, which is why most of them flunked astrophysics.

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    1. Re:Pluto is not a comet! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      Comets have tails. Pluto doesn't have a tail.

      Is this serious? Comets only have tails as they approach the Sun as material is evaporated from their surfaces by the heat and energized by the solar wind. Pluto is far too distant from the Sun for this to happen.

      Also, it's alone

      Read the article, will you? It shares it's orbit with about 70 other objects that we know about, and crosses orbits with many other objects in the Kuiper belt.

      and has a definable orbit.

      So do most other comets. So what?

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    2. Re:Pluto is not a comet! by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are an insult to Clyde Tombaugh, the founder of the planet Pluto.

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    3. Re:Pluto is not a comet! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      Matter produces a gravitational field, the strength of which is proportionsl to its mass. Any sufficiently massive body can acquire a satellite. Until recently nobody thought asteroids had satellites either, but it's been discovered that some do. Deal with it.

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  93. A green fuzzy guy said it best! by xFoz · · Score: 1



    Yoda: Judge me by my size?

  94. Re:And in related news... by autocracy · · Score: 2

    DUH!

    My karma's bigger than yours!

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  95. Planet definition by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

    To my mind a planet is something that is made round by its own gravity, and is in orbit around a star.

    Clearly under that definition Pluto counts as a planet. Pluto even has a moon called Charon.

    The fact that Pluto is made of ice is irrelevant- Jupiter is made of gas. Does that mean Jupiter isn't a planet?

    Anyway check out:

    http://www.iau.org/PlutoPR.html for TNOs and other good stuff.

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    1. Re:Planet definition by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      Who says they are mutually exclusive?

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    2. Re:Planet definition by krlynch · · Score: 2

      Your definition probably won't fly, as there are a number of asteroids (Ceres comes to mind) that are large enough to be drawn into a spheroid by their own self-gravity.

  96. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

    That's the surface. Water, solid or liquid, comprises only a very small portion of the total composition of the Earth.

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  97. LOL! by look · · Score: 1

    LOL!

    Funniest in a while.

  98. Re:And in related news... by CyberKnet · · Score: 1

    Australasia is the term for asia-pacific. Australasia refers to more than just the island of australia and tasmania. It also includes Indonesia, Taiwan, and other asian islands. (ex-resident)

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  99. And people get PAID for this!? by Moofie · · Score: 2

    Pluto's out there thinking to itself "Who do those bastards think they are? I'll show you a planet, beeyotch!" and starts hurling comets from the Oort cloud. Damn scientists.

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  100. well shit, by peterjm · · Score: 1

    ..I demoted pluto to a non character a long time ago. I mean shit, if pluto is a dog, and goofy is a dog, then why hell can goofy walk and talk (and get laid and have kids!) and pluto can't?!

  101. Always be a planet to me... by bytor4232 · · Score: 1

    Pluto will always be a planet to me no matter what some asstronomers say.

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  102. Re:I thought... by machaus · · Score: 1

    Mickey Mouse's dog was gay?

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  103. Yeah, what authority do these people have? by X-Dopple · · Score: 1

    I could say that Pluto is just a 2,500 mile-wide hunk of ice. It won't do anything; it's already been absorbed into the general public that yes, Pluto IS a planet.

    Too bad we don't know much about it, though.

    1. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by vanillicat · · Score: 1

      I guess I was thinking along the lines that whilest yes, Pluto can be labelled a comet, its history and unique circumstances perhaps merit its label as a planet, even if that requires a bit of a stretch of the imagination.

    2. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      If you think about it, what are the rest of the planets? Hunks of rock and ice.

      The terrestrial planets are rock, with small amounts of ice occurring only on the surface of two of them. Ice isn't a major component of their composition. The gas giants may have small rocky cores, but they're mostly hydrogen and other gases. If Pluto is a planet, its composition is entirely unique relative to the others.

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    3. Re:Yeah, what authority do these people have? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Earth also has a moon which is massive relative to its own size. Some have rumbled that it should be considered a binary planet.

      If the evidence merits it, then so be it. I don't know why anyone should find such a designation particularly disturbing.

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  104. Re:And in related news... by astrophysics · · Score: 2

    I know I was taught Europe was it's ownn continent. And that some people wanted India to be it's own continent.

    But why is Europe considered a continent? India is at least on a different techtonic plate than asia. I don't beleive that's the case with Europe and Asia.

    Dare I speculate that the reason Europe is considered it's own continent is due to the history of our planet's continents? Please, someone tell me there's a better reason.

  105. Demote Pluto, I don't mind. by Racher · · Score: 2

    I'm not bashing Pluto, but I really don't mind having eight planets. They argue how they should define a planet, whether by size or orbit type.

    I just think we should define a planet as an object of a certain mass and diameter (Pluto's size or larger) that orbits on a similar plane as the other more noticable planets.

    Instead of it's wierd tilted orbit.

    Just my opinion.
    ...and I'm not sure we should trust this Kyle Sagan either.

  106. This is a conspiracy by BaronCarlos · · Score: 2
    I think this is just the European Union attempting to flex their intellectual muscle.

    Pluto is unique in the fact that it was the only planet not discovered and/or named by a European.

    The Greeks named the first 5 extraterrestrial planets, and Europeans named Uranus and Neptune. But Pluto was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh in Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff, Arizona, in 1930.
    *Carlos: Exit Stage Right*

    "Geeks, Where would you be without them?"

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  107. Pluto is a Trademark by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

    of the Disney company. It's also a God.

    While this may all be old news, we need to understand that the International Astronomy Society gets to decide these things, and that is not a scientific process, but a political process disguised as science.

    Just as Pluto is a Dog disguised as a Trademark. And Dog spelled backwards is ...

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  108. Re:And in related news... by zeppelin71 · · Score: 1

    North America? South America? Europe? I don't think so.

  109. Re:And in related news... by Goonie · · Score: 2
    While the abovecomment is funny, it does illustrate a serious point - we don't have exact, unambigious definitions of "planet", and there are objects at both ends of the size spectrum that are straining our definition (Pluto at one end, some of the supermassive gas giants discovered around some neighbouring stars at the other).

    So, to paraphrase the Walrus, planet means exactly what we choose it to mean, no more and no less.

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  110. Plutinos and other objects by GiantKeith · · Score: 1

    Astronomers have labeled Kuiper Belt objects with a 2:3 orbit resonance with Neptune "Plutinos" which Pluto is the largest one so far. An interesting site to see what "stuff" is floating about our solar system is:

    For a plot of the outer solar system (Jupiter outwards)
    http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/iau/lists/OuterPlot.htm l

    For a plot of the inner solar system (Jupiter to the sun)
    http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/iau/lists/InnerPlot.htm l

    For a plot of the innermost solar system (Mars to the sun)
    http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/iau/lists/InnerPlot2.ht ml

    (Please ignore the spaces in ".html", don't know how to get rid of them. Gomen Nasai.)

  111. Pluto is always a planet to me by chrischow · · Score: 1
    i grew up with Pluto being a planet. in class (3rd grade i suppose) we made models of the planets and hung them from the ceiling. the lucky kids got to do the small planets hehe. its always been a planet to me, so what they or any other scientists say won't change my mind.

    they'll be saying the moon isn't made of cheese next!

  112. Re:And in related news... by autocracy · · Score: 2

    And that my friends, IS the point ... Which is all the more reason this topic doesn't belong on Slashdot TWICE!

    My karma's bigger than yours!

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  113. Planet vs Star vs Brown Dwarf by kindbud · · Score: 2
    There will soon be a resolution to this raging controversy. Recent discoveries with the large infrared telescopes that have come on line in the past decade are beginning to show that stellar and planetary objects have a continuous range of sizes and masses, from the largest O-type supergiant stars, to sun-like G-type stars, to brown dwarfs, hot Jupiters and rouge planets travelling freely through space. Where ever we're able to look, we're finding objects in space at all points on the size curve.

    What looks to be shaping up is this:

    • Stellar objects are those that have condensed from galactic gas clouds. This includes ordinary stars, brown dwarfs, and possibly the new rogue planets that have been uncovered far from any parent star
    • Planetary objects are those that have condensed from the protoplanetary disk surrounding new stellar objects in the early stages of formation
    Under these definitions, stars and brown dwarfs are stellar objects (or just "stars"). So are the rogue planets that have been recently found, if it turns out that they condensed directly from interstellar gas and dust. Hot, massive Jupiters, Pluto, other comets and asteroids are planetary objects, and so are their moons, if any (you can call these "planets").

    The discovery of the rogue planets turns out to be a recent key to this puzzle. It appears they formed directly from a collapsing interstellar dust/gas cloud, rather than in a protoplanetary disk surrounding a newly formed star. It appears that objects of any size can be formed this way, not just stars and brown dwarfs. To the limits of our ability to see, we are finding smaller and smaller objects that are planet-sized, even Moon-sized, but formed in a completely different environment. We can only see them shortly after they form, while they are still radiating with the heat of collapse.

    So size, mass and orbit may turn out to be not so useful in classifying objects as stars or planets. The process by which they formed looks like it will turn out to be the more meaningful way to classify them.

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  114. Re:SSgt. Brunell fucked me in the ass. by Ted.Brunell · · Score: 1

    Did not.

  115. Re:And in related news... by frantzdb · · Score: 2
    Similarly, Europe? Eurasia may be a continent but Europe is a social abstraction.

    --Ben

  116. no definitions are applicable right now by daemous · · Score: 1

    Come on, what's the criteria for a planet? Oh, you don't have anything scientific? Oh, you just want publicity because you just opened for business?

    All previous definitions went out the window a couple weeks ago when they found that planet which was so large, it was previously thought impossible to attain.

    Sure the Oort cloud has plenty of moon-sized comets. Sure other things orbit the sun along the same plane and in nicely padded mostly non-overlapping elliptical orbits.

    I'm not one to grand-father in a scientific fact, but jeeze, leave Pluto alone until you've got a reasonable and accepted definition.

  117. Re:And in related news... by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

    No. Australia is a continent. The definition of a continent is fairly arbitrary, but basically it means a large, continous mass of land. According to the Encyclopaedia Britannica the continents are North America, South America, Africa, Antartica, Australia, Asia, and Europe. Asia and Europe are sometimes combined into the single continent Eurasia. While Australia is often considered an island, it is four times larger than the next biggest (non-continental) island, Greenland.

  118. Ulterior motives by astrophysics · · Score: 2

    Since /. loves conspiracey theories, I'll share one...

    We've sent probes to every planet in the solar system, except pluto. Ah ha! Clearly, we need to send a probe to the only planet we haven't explored yet. This is exactly the argument some people (including professional astronomers, NASA policy folks, etc.) use in trying to justify a proposed mission that still hasn't been funded, the Pluto-Kuiper Express. If pluto is demoted to a Kuiper belt object, the "necessity" of that mission (which some people have already spent years of their career on) is gone. Hence the ridiculous tenacity of some astronomers and even the IAU to insisting that Pluto is a planet.

    Personally, I think sending a space probe to a couple of Kuiper belt objects is a worthy goal in and of itself. I have no objections if one of them is Pluto/Charon. Indeed there is some urgency since it's getting harder/more expensive to do such a mission because Pluto is receding from Earth in it's very long period orbit.

    In any case, I think as soon as the mission is launched (or maybe once it's finished visiting Pluto), you'll find most astronomers who previously resisted the idea will be much more willing to admit it makes more sense to call it a kuiper belt object.

  119. pluto details by drDugan · · Score: 2

    Pluto a dog????

    see
    http://www.solarsystem.com/planets/pluto.htm

    Planet Pluto is the coolest and most far out planet in the Solar System. Pluto was known as the god of the dead in Roman mythology. The Romans sometimes called him Dis Pater or Orcus, and the Greeks sometimes called him Pluton. Pluto was also known as Hades, the Greek god of the dead. The Romans borrowed almost all the myths and legends about Pluto and his affiliation the the underworld that he ruled from the Greeks.

    1. Re:pluto details by jackal! · · Score: 1
      The coolest thing about Pluto is the name of it's moon Charon. Mythically speaking, Charon is the name of the ferryman who takes you across the river styx when you die. As cool as astro naming gets.

      J

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  120. Re:And in related news... by astrophysics · · Score: 2

    Although I see you're where you're coming from...

    I beleive it would make more sense to say that desparately clinging to the idea that Pluto fits in the category of planets better than the category of Kuiper Belt objects tends to be associated with people who have an interest in the Pluto-Kuiper Express happening.

    I would place the odds at better than 1000:1 that if Pluto were discovered today (now that we know of hundreds of similar objects), it would be considered a Kuiper belt object. It's status as a planet is only an artifact of history.

  121. And in related news... by autocracy · · Score: 4

    Australia is no longer a continent, it has instead been demoted to an island!

    My karma's bigger than yours!

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    1. Re:And in related news... by Goonie · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely correct, it was Humpty Dumpty. Project Gutenberg to the rescue.

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    2. Re:And in related news... by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1

      The entire contiguous continent has been demoted to the status of island!

    3. Re:And in related news... by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      I don't hear people complaining that Ceres isn't a (minor) planet, so why pick on Pluto?
      That's because Ceres IS a Minor Planet, infact it is the first object in the Minor Planet Catalogue. What we are actually debating here is whether Pluto should be considered a Major Planet. One of the proposals voiced in 1999 about this was to give Pluto the number 10,000 in the Minor Planet Catalogue.
  122. Plot of known objects in the outer solar system by astrophysics · · Score: 2

    http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/iau/lists/OuterPlot.htm l

    If pluto didn't have a special symbol, and orbit drawn for it, could you pick out Pluto as different from other Kuiper belt objects?

  123. This is a bit of a change. by amnesty · · Score: 1

    Usually all the hype is about possible brand new planets being discovered. But I guess it's not 'cool' to be like the crowd... it's 'in' to be a rebel... and so Pluto gets demoted.

  124. It's deja vu all over again by Microsift · · Score: 2
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  125. Re:How do i get that kind of Authority? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    When i was younger (im still in my early 20s) there were only 4 food groups, now there are 5.
    Actually, back in the 1930s there were twelve food groups.

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  126. Planet! Smanet! Janet! by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    (now to see if the moderators are sluts or virgins....)

  127. My Very Patient Mother Just Served Us Nine ______ by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1
    My Very Patient Mother Just Served Us Nine ______

    Kids. K for Kuiper belt object :)

    I rang, you rang, we all rang for orangutang!

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  128. Planet X by lowflying · · Score: 1
    Back in 1996, Planet X by Christine Lavin was the first song I heard with a URL in the lyrics.

    "And in the year 2003 you're going to see the NASA Pluto Express fly by and take pictures of your way cool surface to send to this web page address: h t t p colon slash slash d o s x x dot colorado dot edu slash plutohome dot h t m l You've got your own web page! For a little guy, you've made quite a splash!"

    The NASA scientists I was working for at the time, explained to me that the real issue in planetary status was not size or location, but how and when Pluto was formed. Which was why they were very excited about the Pluto/Kuiper Express mission, which has now been put on hold.

    Dave

  129. BULLSHIT! by swordgeek · · Score: 2

    I mean, who are these losers? How many AUs is Neil Tyson's head up his ass?

    OK, so I'm not being polite. I'm sick and fucking tired of people (especially educators and scientists) who should know better declaring whatever they damned well feel like, regardless of the facts.

    Here then are some facts that deserve to be spread and repeated, until they replace the incorrect versions.

    FACT: Pluto is a planet. The INTERNATIONAL Astronomical Union (not some fucking museum in the US) says so.

    FACT: The 13th element on the periodic table is aluminium, not aluminum. IUPAC has confirmed it time and time again, regardless of what the bloody ACS says.

    FACT: A meter is a device. A metre is a unit of measure.

    And so on.

    *grumblefuck*

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  130. That's just perfect by fawadhalim · · Score: 1

    First they have Pluto living outside in a dog house while Goofy, who's a dog too, gets to sit in a cozy living room. Now this?

    Seems there's no respect for Plutos any more.

  131. GNU/Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    This wouldn't have happened if Clyde Tombaugh had open-sourced Pluto and acknowledged RMS' contributions!

    Anonymous Kev

    Proudly posting as an AC since 1997

  132. Thanks, PhatBGone! by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 4
    Pluto No Longer a Planet-- Disney Company Proud of Efforts

    Kissimmee, Florida-- After many months of exercising and maintaining a healthy diet, Pluto, the loveable dog of Mickey Mouse, has finally met his goal weight. "He struggled with it for a while, at first," says his proud and famous owner, "but cutting his intake of doggie treats has brought him back down to an acceptable weight."
    "We look forward to seeing him act in movies again," Mickey's girlfriend, Minnie, added. And so do we all...

    ::Colz Grigor
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  133. Who's care ! by denisbergeron · · Score: 1
    The same who care when theses articles wheres releases on /.

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/01/22/144223 0&mode=thread

    http://slashdot.org/articles/99/01/19/0928238_F.sh tml

    Always same subject ! Something new... Never except for IT (Ginger)

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  134. Next thing you know . . . by Goronguer · · Score: 1

    Some group will try to assert that Greenland isn't really a continent.

    Wait. Greenland isn't a continent??? But it looks so much bigger than Australia on my map!!!

    Seriously, it doesn't matter if people call it a planet or not. It's still there, and it will continue to orbit the sun for the forseeable future. This is not news.

  135. How do i get that kind of Authority? by Wiggin · · Score: 2

    When i was younger (im still in my early 20s) there were only 4 food groups, now there are 5. There were 9 planets, now only 8. How can i get the authority to split food groups or demote planets?

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