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GeoWorks Patents Wireless Web Browsers

rhysweatherley writes "GeoWorks are at it again. They have just received US patent 6,173,316 on "Wireless communication device with markup language based man-machine interface", even though others have been doing the same for quite some time. After claiming to own WAP last year, this just gets me mad. Prior art reviews in the patent office are obviously not working." Ya know, it seems to me that taking something that already exists (Markup Languages) and changing some detail of the transfer mechanism (Ether? Cable? TCP/IP? AppleTalk? Post-it notes) just isn't a valid patent. But hell, lets start filing patents on every common net application, and any conceivable combination of layers from the OSI 7-Layer model. We only need to win a lawsuit on one of them to retire in bermuda.

240 comments

  1. Re:As usual, Slashdot misinterprets the patent by servo8 · · Score: 1

    Could mozilla claim prior art? Or would that be too logical?

  2. AQbout the USPTO by Eccles · · Score: 1

    According to a column in the Washington Post, a local fellow got a form back from the USPTO saying they were refusing his fax because it was -- get this -- upside down. Apparently the examiners are incapable of rotating a piece of paper 180 degrees.

    Or perhaps they just awarded a patent to someone else re: said rotation and thus are unable to do it without violating that patent.

    No, I'm not making this up.

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  3. Patent Reform Idea by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 1

    I had this idea for patent reform the other day. How about this: if you patent something and the patent is later invalidated in court you lose the right to patent anything else for the next five years. Not only would this drastically cut down on the number of absurd patents, but it would encourage companies to only patent things which are truly innovative. This would make companies who rely on patents for their bread and butter particularly careful about trying to patent something stupid.

    To give proper credit, this is sort of a twist on an idea somebody else posted to Slashdot awhile back about how there should be a law stating that politicians who vote for a law that is later deemed unconstitutional should automatically lose office.

    1. Re:Patent Reform Idea by PDHoss · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea. You should patent it.

      doh...

      PDHoss


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    2. Re:Patent Reform Idea by Suidae · · Score: 1

      I like it, but it wouldn't work, because companies would just make new controlled companies to try to patent stuff for them. If one of those got locked out, they'd just dissolve it and reincorporate again under a new name.

    3. Re:Patent Reform Idea by max99ted · · Score: 1
      Good idea although I can already see ways around it for the companies that get patents invalidated - company Q incorporates new company A that owns the rights to some upcoming brilliant patent, for example. Of course this depends on many details not covered in two sentences...I still like your idea if 'they' can make it work.

      Maybe I'm too cinical, but invariably some company will patent the method of avoiding bad patents and then we're back to square one :)

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  4. Re:This really isn't a big deal; look at the claim by sjames · · Score: 1

    The idea of running a Web browser on a PC with a wireless network connection is obvious.

    Weeelllllll, That depends on what your definition of 'is' is. :-)

  5. Laptop + web browser + wireless modem by diakka · · Score: 1

    Would this simple combination be in violation of their patent?

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  6. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by jonabbey · · Score: 1

    This one was always obvious, though.. honestly, who didn't think how awesome it would be to have universal access to the web when they first saw it?

    'Wow, the web is cool! HEY! I bet if I had a wireless modem it would be better! I'm a genius, watch me run to the patent office!'

  7. Let's Change the Patent Office then by edlinger · · Score: 1
    Alright. We all know that the patent office in the U.S. is downright stupid. We've seen the silly patents they give out. Apparently, other nations laugh at the patents our patent office gives out. So, I'd be happy to volunteer in any organization that wants to change the way the patent office works.

    I'm tired of these stupid patents. If there's an organization that anyone knows of that wants to change the patent office's ways, I'd like to hear about it. I'd like to support in any way I can. If not, then perhaps it's time such an organization was created. These patents are absurd. The government is already shameful enough, but it's up to us to change it.

    Sorry for the rant, but I'd really like to see the patent office face up to the dismal work they do. This is just plain silly that time and time again these patents are given. If the patent office doesn't understand this sort of stuff, they shouldn't be dealing with it. I'm writing my congressman now. Then, it's on to fight the way the legal systems works as well... but that's a battle for another day I guess.

  8. Re:Dear GeoWorks: by Shimmer · · Score: 1

    Copyright Douglas Adams.

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  9. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by Shimmer · · Score: 1

    No, no. We attack riding on top-secret "Ginger" prototypes!

    -- Brian

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  10. Please stop... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    Please stop posting "I wanna patent (fire|the wheel|breathing)" every time there's a fscking patent story, will you? There must be about a dozen attached to this story, and it's NOT FUNNY ANY MORE! You're all "Redundant", that's what you are! And so am I! Mod me down before I explode.

    1. Re:Please stop... by ansgar13 · · Score: 1

      main() {
      fprintf(rant,"I hate ");
      post();
      }

      void post() {
      fprintf(rant,"people that stop to post about ");
      post();
      }

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      Obviousman is obviously not obvious enough
    2. Re:Please stop... by ansgar13 · · Score: 1

      oh yes ? well i patented 'rant about commonly appearing no-longer-funny patent ideas on slashdot after a patent story was posted' so you owe me big bucks. all major credit cards accepted

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    3. Re:Please stop... by SpyceQube · · Score: 1
      I wanna patent redundancy.

      I wanna patent redundancy.

      "Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi"

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    4. Re:Please stop... by lizrd · · Score: 2
      I wanna Mexican Radio,
      I wanna Mexican a-Radio-o-o-o

      Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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    5. Re:Please stop... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      Im going to file a Patent on posting KarmaWhoring(TM) requests for people to *not* post silly "Im going to Patent..." messages on Slashdot.

      You sir are not only a KarmaWhore - but are in Violation of said Pending Patent

  11. Prior Art Site by eGabriel · · Score: 1

    What about a non-patent office, where everyone submits what amount to patent applications, along with some sort of public key notary system (I don't know, there has to be something). Anytime you notice anything about any technology you use, or any new idea you have, you log in and submit it. Yeah, it would fill up with garbage very quickly, but I'll bet a lot of "prior art" would
    accumulate there as well.

  12. Re:Prior Art Search Policy by acroyear · · Score: 1

    Um...forgive me if i was mistaken, but i thought i WAS talking about the PTO.

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  13. So much prior art... by Rich · · Score: 1

    Some examples:

    - RFC 3043, IP encapsulation for carrier pigeons

    - Every satellite based tcp/ip link that has carried HTML.

    I'm sure there are others...

  14. Really...Why Not? by dso · · Score: 1

    I've recently filed a patent (chemistry related) but it's actually not hard. Just follow the guidelines and your in. You don't need a lawyer to help and the filing fee and review (in Canada) is only $350 (about $12.00US).

  15. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by elmegil · · Score: 1

    Just because the technology was SCARCE doesn't mean it wasn't OBVIOUS.

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  16. maybe this isn't so smart for GeoWorks? by elmegil · · Score: 1

    looks like the market is already punishing them for their stupidity. (I can dream, can't I?) http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=gwrx&d=1y

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  17. A perfect description of a web browser by jmason · · Score: 1

    The patent's claims, as described, are a perfect description of a web browser; all browsers, from Mosaic on, have been built using those components.

  18. Re:Visions of the future by Johnathon+Walls · · Score: 1

    A few more ...

    6. The atom
    7. The wave-particle duality of light
    8. E=mc^2
    9. Thought
    10. God

  19. Absurd Patents by TomDLux · · Score: 1

    Seems to me the solution is a flood of lawsuits against the Patent Office for incompetence. SOMETHING is needed to make them pay attention to the basic concept of "innovation".

  20. Re:I'm going to patent... by victim · · Score: 1

    See Claim 3 above. Unless you can document that you were reading slashdot underwater 6 months prior to my initial application you will fail.

  21. Re:I'm going to patent... (Claim 3) by victim · · Score: 1

    As claim 1 or 2, but replacing the gaseous interface with any medium capable of passing photons.

  22. Re:I'm going to patent... (Claim 4) by victim · · Score: 1

    As claim 1 and 2, but replacing the gasoues interface with a vacuum.

  23. Re:I'm going to patent... (Claim 5) by victim · · Score: 1

    As any claims 1 to 4, but rather than being interpreted as "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters" the signals will be interpreted as an invitation to "first post" (pat. pending), comment upon Natalie Portman or "hot grits".

  24. Re:I'm going to patent... (Claim 2) by victim · · Score: 1

    As claim 1, but using a liquid crystal shutter between a light source and the gaseous interface.

  25. Re:Great idea! by Bin · · Score: 1

    What we really need to do is file a patent on a patent office, then charge them for every patent they have ever issued.

    Abstract:

    Method and framework for allowing the comercial exploitation of an idea or apparatus which may or may not be novel and/or original to the applicant, and is most proberbly just someone elses idea with a few keywords changed for some other suckers ideas.

    Hmm, maybe that's not vague enough ....

    Bryn
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  26. Re:Great idea! by denissmith · · Score: 1

    This idea is very worthy of development.

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  27. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by AntiFreeze · · Score: 1

    I completely understand what you're saying, but this is what the patent field has looked like to me for ages: it's not how new it is, or how obvious it is, it's how fast you can patent it. Seeing that a patent comes out today for something which has been around for years has a very different feel to it than when a patent comes out for something "obvious" before it's caught on.

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  28. Central Nervous System Transmission Protocol by subvocal · · Score: 1

    CNTP - I hold patent #6,666,666 for the routing protocol used in the human central nervous system, I have called it Intercranial Nerve Transmission Protocol.

    Every human on earth needs to pay me a monthly subscription service to transfer their thoughts from one nerve cell to another, this protocol is different because it is a Foo-free mixture of neurochemical.

    This patent is for the TRANSMISSION ROUTING only, I also hold other patents on how to increase the effectiveness of the protocol, patent #6,666,667 applies to the process my which the a proprietary or Choline, DMAE, and water are introduced directly into the human central nervous system via a dermal patch over the temple!

    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

  29. Patent Pending by Snafoo · · Score: 1

    The following is a patent on a process for collecting and disseminating technical and other news announcements in a self-moderating 'web log' environment.

    The process features customized 'home pages', comprised of a screen of (filterable) newsfeed and 'slash boxes', containing indices of other news/log-type sites.....

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  30. Re:Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by Manax · · Score: 1
    This is slashdot, if anywhere, people here will defend the little guy, not the "big evil, money sucking corporations"...

    But in this case, the problem isn't about big vs. small. It's about stupid patents and the companies that file them, regardless of size, and it's about a government that allows it to happen.

    The essence of the patent is a wireless web browser, which could include a laptop with wireless net access, a PDA with wireless net access, or a cellphone with an HTML renderer.

    I agree that a functioning patent system should help protect small businesses and inventors, as well as large businesses and inventors. But this is not the product of a system correctly functioning.

    Perhaps I have been trolled, but I'd rather assume not, and that you are just less informed.

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  31. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by greenrd · · Score: 1
    That's right. If you are so sick of X, stop whining and just move to another country. You should never complain about anything.

    The ultimate extension of so-called "libertarianism": "quit whining and move to another country".

  32. Trying to enforce frivolous patents = harassment? by divec · · Score: 1

    Anyone think the law should consider it to be harassment, and hence criminal, to try to enforce patents when you know you'd have no hope of winning a lawsuit? Although I guess if the USPTO are too stupid to realise it's prior art, then it's hard to argue a court would never fall for it.

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  33. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    No, he have them cut off if he turned himself in or sold/ratted out the cause.

  34. A modest proposal.... by eric17 · · Score: 1

    I personally have no problem with software patents, as long as they are novel and unobvious. The following proposal is designed to eliminate this kinds of patents, and as a side effect, provides employment for students.

    1. Employ a shitload(*) of technical oriented students as interns/coops.

    2. For any given new patent, select a random pool of interns, provide them with a description of the problem that the patent solves. Give them one day to develop a solution (individually).

    3. If 50% of them come up with something that is similiar to the patent application, throw it out.

    Example: develop a method to minimize the amount of mouse clicking needed to process an on-line order by a customer who has previously ordered from the retailer.

    This one would be thrown out, guaranteed.

    (*) - technical term for "lots"

  35. *yawn* by PurpleBob · · Score: 1

    Okay... I need sleep.

    I read the headline as "GeoWorks Wires Pantsless Web Browsers".
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  36. Not really patenting WAP by mgroeber · · Score: 1

    Interesting. After looking at the patent itself more closely (which is something that rarely happens on Slashdot...) it seems that what they are patenting is not WAP, as a lot of people suggested, but instead a phone that uses a browser as its *only* user interface. The standard phone functionality is just another set of (built-in) HTML pages that control the device's internal functions, so it can be easily mixed with downloaded pages. In a way, this is the exact reverse of current WAP-enabled phones, where the browser is part of the phone menu.

    If anything, this patent affects WTAI, which are special URLs to control the phone from inside a WAP page:

    http://www1.wapforum.org/tech/documents/wtai-30-ap r-98.pdf

    For example, a URL like this

    wtai://wp/mc; 5554367

    would make a call to the specificed phone number. Interestingly, the first version of the WTAI specification is dated 30-Apr-98, while the Geoworks patent was filed 8-Apr-98...

  37. Re:New Innovation by alprazolam · · Score: 1

    i would like to think that society is generally becoming more tolerant and thoughtful. unfortunately the evidence to support this is anecdotal at best.

  38. Re:Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by alprazolam · · Score: 1

    a few months ago this would have been a great troll but its tired now and has been done better. on another topic how about this from the summary "a processor for executing the computer program product, and controls for operating the wireless communication device, the computer program product" computer program product? wtf is that? computer program makes sense, a processor for exectuting a computer program makes sense...whats the product part mean?

  39. Re:Hmmm by alprazolam · · Score: 1

    if you gave it web access you probably could

  40. patent on patents by mach-5 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the USPTO owns a patent on patenting? If not, I'd like to try that one. Any ideas on how to write it up?

  41. What about layer 8? by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    "But hell, lets start filing patents on every common net application, and any conceivable combination of layers from the OSI 7-Layer model..."

    You forgot about layer 8: connection to your mom.

  42. OSP? by Aerolith_alpha · · Score: 1

    this is going to sound kinda silly, but--why can't a group of people form a non for profit organization and put pattents on common things like this, so that some MORON in a marketing office (hey, i work in a marketing office so dont be offended if you do too) can bring up the patent idea to his boss and get it approved... I am rather sick of these DUMB patents on stuff like this... Hell my windows CE device has an XML based interface--and that thing has been out for like 2 years (yeah, i need to get a newer one--maybe go palm this time)


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  43. Patent-squatting by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    These companies think applying for a patent is like registering a domain name -- if it's not registered yet, it's fair game!

  44. Re:what about a laptop with a wireless ethernet ? by ansgar13 · · Score: 1

    well yes, i didn't think it was necessary to point this out, of course I meant patents relating to information technology, computer hardware, etc. saying the obvious, really...

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  45. What comes out of these? by bakreule · · Score: 1
    I read alot about SW patents on /. and while they do upset me for sheer stupidity, I have a hard time getting exciting about these patents.

    I always read about companies patenting obvious things and demanding big sums of money from everyone.

    Can someone give me some examples of how people have actually COUGHED up money for these BS patents?? I already know about Apple doing the click-through shopping thing, but there are a lot more patents that I haven't read anything since their posting on /.

    I'm not saying they don't exist, I'm just curious.....

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  46. prior art: ham radio ? by bug1 · · Score: 1

    Ive seen in the kernel options linux has had ham radio support for yonks, this is really the same is wireless as far as i can see, just a different protocol.
    Im sure people used a web browser with it.

  47. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by Fjord · · Score: 1

    Funny, I've been looking for the same thing for Jon Katz. I no longer even click on his articles, because I don't want to imply that /. should continue to carry his editorials.

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  48. Re:Uhh, anybody look at the date? by Sc00ter · · Score: 1
    Also look at the list of related stuff, looks like nokia has some ties to this as well.

    Point being this wasn't filed yesterday. I'm sure it was filed before WAP stuff was around.
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  49. Uhh, anybody look at the date? by Sc00ter · · Score: 1

    Sure, it was just granted, but they filed for it YEARS ago. Before everybody had WAP phones and such.
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    1. Re:Uhh, anybody look at the date? by dachshund · · Score: 1
      Wonder what took them 3 years to issue the patent?

      The patent office is horribly backed up right now. A patent filed today probably wouldn't be granted for two to three years.

    2. Re:Uhh, anybody look at the date? by Archanagor · · Score: 1

      Issued/Filed Dates: Jan. 9, 2001 / April 8, 1998

      Wonder what took them 3 years to issue the patent?

      Was wireless web available in '98...?

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  50. Re:Patents aren't cheap by chancycat · · Score: 1
    They are not cheep. My company (80k employees, been making technical stuff for 70 years) puts the cost at about $30k per each patent application. But we do have a good process for filtering out the patentable good ideas from the good ideas.

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  51. So where in the movement to reform the US PTMO? by chancycat · · Score: 1
    If the US Patent and Trademark(tm)(patent pending) is so in need of reform, why have we heard nothing about movements to do just that? I see lots of complaining for every sector, but I'm suprised that we have not heard from the XYZ Lawyers for Better Patents group.

    Where is the noise that this ongoing problem should be generating? Or am I just a few months/years early on this topic. Am I missing some low-key grass-roots thing that will sprout wings in a few (units of time)?

    It seems to me that the time is now, at the (argueably) beginning of the technical surge of society. If the system we use to protect the investments we make toward new ideas is flawed so badly, we could really see a hiccup or worse down the line when we hit some sort of patent litigation critical mass.

    Thoughts?

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  52. The US Patent Office is Deranged.... by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 1
    I am convinced that they aren't reading these patent requests at all. Or, perhaps, they just aren't savvy enough to know what they are reading.

    Someone, *cough*taco*cough,* should start calling them, as a member of the "press" - and ask them so pretty hard questions.

    Outside of that, you could try talking to tech-savvy Congressmen and see if they won't start a move to reform the Office.

    Outside of that, you could - ahhhh - ignore all these silly patents. Just like we ignore the Copyright Laws.

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  53. Re:Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by Mattsson · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Patenting designs and implementations are ok.
    But patenting a *concept*?!
    That's plain idiocy!
    In the case of Amazon, that would be to patent the way they solved the problem of "one click shopping".
    If someone else do the same general thing but implements it in another way, it shouldn't infringe on their patent.

    Otherwise I could, for instance, patent the concept of "Building a structure on other planets than earth" or "One click entering of a letter into a computer."

    But on the other hand, one can hardly expect people to behave rationally since mankind seem to be plauged with a collective insanity.

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  54. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by ralmeida · · Score: 1

    >Every week on Slashdot there is some kind of new patent

    >>There is an easy solution. Just check the slashbox setting for the patent category.

    Wow, and if I uncheck the plane crashes slashbox, airplanes will stop falling?

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  55. Re:no. by ralmeida · · Score: 1

    >>The first rule of Geek Mafia is you do not talk about Geek Mafia.
    >>The second rule of Geek Mafia is you do not talk about Geek Mafia.

    >i already own the patent on the idea of a geek mafia

    How did you patent it if you cant talk about it?

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  56. Absurd by lamester · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this. There isnt really any difference between a wireless device and a 'personal computer', when you have abstractions for the hardware. The patent office _really_ needs to do some thinking about this.

  57. Can we stop the madness? by BoogieGod · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be theoretically possible for an open source community to apply for patents on things that are generally considered to be public domain, just so an unscrupulous company can't do the same? As I understand it, in order to get in trouble for patent infringement, the patent holder has to get their panties up in bunches and whine to the feds first. Either you could get a site to solicit donations, or just do a kind of hungersite thing, IE: "Thanks, you just kept .8 public domain ideas out of the hands of unscrupulous money grubbing idiots."

  58. Re:Hey, if they can patent goat sex... by Molt · · Score: 1

    Damn, does this mean we can't poke the patent office in the eye with a pointy stick without paying royalties?


    Molt


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  59. retire in bermuda by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    We only need to win a lawsuit on one of them to retire in bermuda.

    Nah...let's hold out until we can afford to retire in San Jose, CA...

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  60. idiots by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    I cannot believe that some idoit replied to my half-assed joke post with racist garabage! First, the accusations are ignorant, and second the idoit poster (anonymous, of course!) posted his trash on a Score: 1 post that has no chance of being modded up.

    The poster doesn't need to fear a race -- just his own stupidity.

    (Oh, I refuse to post a reply to his (safe assumption!) post, so I post it here.)

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  61. Not a method patent by MrGrendel · · Score: 1

    This looks like a device patent rather than one of the infamous business method patents, so it shouldn't be a big deal. I would be surprised if you can buy any wireless device that has not been patented, and this one is no different. It just happens to have an interface that makes use of HTML. It doesn't patent wireless HTML interfaces in general, just one specific interface in one particular product. This won't prevent anyone else from designing (and patenting) their own wireless device with an HTML interface. It just can't be an exact copy of the GeoWorks device. Change the size of the screen and add/subtract a button and you're all set.

  62. Re:I am SUEING Slashdot for using my patent on... by Hellasboy · · Score: 1

    jeezus, i guess a moderator out there can't take sarcasm

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  63. Past-ents. by AMuse · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, companies like Amazon "Need to patent their technology before some other big company patents it and sues them for using it".
    On the other hand, if you use a technology and three months later Sony patents it, you should be able to prove prior art pretty damn easily. It makes me wonder if perhaps the problem isn't the US Patent Office approving stupid patents as it is *gasp* LAWYERS!!
    The lawyers are in it for the money, pretty much, and any good corporate lawyer knows how to rape the legal system to get profit. Perhaps if society didn't allow this kind of hideous practice, patent lawsuits would make sense again.

    1. Re:Past-ents. by dlkf · · Score: 1
      It makes me wonder if perhaps the problem isn't the US Patent Office approving stupid patents as it is *gasp* LAWYERS!!

      Didnt you know that the US Patent Office is getting kickbacks from the lawyers. They were seeing all these companies getting rich and wanted a part of the action so they made an agreement with the bar associations in every state. The patent office was to allow stupid patents through to drum up demand for lawyers. In return, the patent office gets %30 of all legal fees.

  64. Re:This really isn't a big deal; look at the claim by Balaitous · · Score: 1

    I tend to disagree. Look at claims 8, 9, 10, 15, 19, 20, 24, 27, 30, 32, and 34, each being a software claim. Some are extremely wide (do not mention any specific execution environment that would restrict their scope). Keep in mind that each claim creates its own infringement space.

  65. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by LazyBoy · · Score: 1

    We need prior art.
    Lots and lots of prior art.

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  66. Re:Visions of the future by rgmoore · · Score: 1
    5. The Internet

    Oh, come on. Everyone knows that you can't possibly patent the Internet, because Al Gore has clearly established prior art. It was on the news so much that even patent examiners who have been buried in hole to prevent them from knowing anything about anything that's been invented before should know about it.

    (Note to the humor impaired: I do realize that the Al Gore inventing the Internet thing was a misquote. This is intended to be funny.)

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  67. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by FireBeard · · Score: 1

    and we wouldnt have names, unless we died in combat. then we would have a name. and our leader would have his nuts cut off if he got busted.

  68. Re:Hmmm by FireBeard · · Score: 1

    Ive already got both.

  69. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by theancient1 · · Score: 1

    Look at a science fiction movie. In Star Trek, they walk around with these data commucation devices. (They don't necessarily use HTTP, but it's some sort of data browser.) In fact, I've noticed quite a few of these silly patents are things that have been covered in science fiction.

  70. Re:Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by cliffiecee · · Score: 1
    > Amazon did invent the idea of one click shopping,
    > so they were just protecting their investment

    Just a suggestion...

    Do a search on /. for "Cue Cat" and after a bit of reading, you'll see the problem with your argument.

  71. Re:Patents overly broad by locutus074 · · Score: 1
    For the Delphion-impaired, here's a link to patent 6,137,498.

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  72. Carnegie Mellon has had a wireless net since 1994 by DJ+Wipeout · · Score: 1

    And laptops using a web browser fit the bill for this patent, right? 4 years previous. DING!

  73. The Same Stupidity In The Guitar Amp Industry by ProtoCyborg · · Score: 1

    An interesting parallel regarding patents is starting to rage in the guitar amp industry. A writer/inventor of tube guitar amps has published many revolutionary books (full of schematics and new ideas on using/tweaking stock circuits, etc.), and patents have been granted by big manufacturers on these published circuits afterwards! There are also some really, really stoopid patents granted for 50 year old circuits from RCA applications manuals. Well, this same amp builder (Kevin O'Connor @ Londow Power) has designed a very unique way of 'power scaling' the output section of a tube guitar amp (so you can get the sound of the output tubes overdriving at low sound levels) that really works well. The details are fully described in his books. He came out with a book recently called 'Secrets and Secret Holders' which blew me away. In a nutshell, it seems he was more or less forced to look into a protection patent, probably before some big company (who read all his design books) patented the method of 'power scaling'. But, if he didn't want to go that route, he was advised he could make darn sure his stuff was 'really' in the public domain. I personally believe that is why he published this particular book. The author describes fully the scaling circuitry and methods (reads more or less like a patent application) in one part of the book, so it's ensured that anyone could use this method of power scaling for new amp design without having to worry. Very, very cool! Very 'open source'! He then analyses several patents relating to guitar amp circuitry/design. It is concluded that for some of them the patents should not have been granted and would likely be overturned if challenged (it is not a recommendation though heheh). Due to the nature of the technology, it is easier to do the same thing another way sometimes rather than go to court it seems. Some of these patents mentioned here are laughable ('cept I'm not laughing). Also, it is mentioned that some patents may actually get the holders into deep doo-doo if challenged since there is a law of some sort in the US regarding 'patenting silly things'. The biggest action lately in the amp industry is digital modelling and solid state tube amp emulation. There are some pretty silly patents going on here boy; a lot of 'obvious' things are being patented for both technologies. Weird....sad. I admire his commitment to knowledge, freedom of ideas, and the spirit of competition. Ah well, check out: The amp makers site (read the blurb about Secrets and Secret Holders on the publications link!): http://www.londonpower.com Another recommended 'open source' amp maker/techie guy (check out the Patents link): http://www.aikenamps.com/ Patent search: http://www.delphion.com/

  74. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by fleener · · Score: 1
    We already had the rediculous patent contest months ago. Didn't we all get it out of our systems then?

    Users come and go from /. every day. What's the turnover rate? Why assume a topic posted months ago is known by /. users today?

  75. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by fleener · · Score: 1

    You know, I enjoy Charlie Chaplin and the Three Stooges. I guess I shouldn't because their films have already been shown in the theatres and rehashed on video and cable television. Surely there is no value in them anymore.

    Er, so when an absurdity such as the patent office is brought up on /., why wouldn't users refresh the topic with more fun comments? Could it be that the topic is still funny after these long several months?

  76. .net by kikisli · · Score: 1

    someone should come up with a patent describing exactly what .net is going to do, and sue microsoft over it. Maybe that will slow their retalliation to linux, or let you sue them for it. um, maybe they already have the patent...

  77. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by lizardboy · · Score: 1
    Ah, the apple Newton and Sony magic link both had web browsers on them and supported several wireless options. Lets see there was modem cards for cell phones, the metricom system, and one or two other wireless cards. All of this was PRE april 1998. The newton was killed before then and the sony magic link died way before that. So Geoworks can go jump off a cliff.

    lizard

  78. Re:patent is invalid due to prior art by lizardboy · · Score: 1
    Yep I had one of these. Sony magic link and a wireless modem. It rocked.

    Lizard

  79. Re:wow look, the same old joke! by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    ok, i'm getting really sick of the same old jokes here in every single patent thread

    Well, so am I, and that's kinda the point of the post...

  80. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1

    No, just run in wearing Natalie Portman masks and pour hot grits all over their NT boxen.

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  81. I'm going to patent... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    ...reading Slashdot with my neural-ocular interface.

    Synopsis
    Phosphorus on a cathode-ray tube is excited in a specific pattern, causing photons to travel through a gaseous interface composed of 78% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen, and 1% Misc. Gasses. Upon being translated into neural signals by the ocular interface of a human, said photons are translated into "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

    Andover, Taco, Hemos: look out!! Pretty soon my Slashdot posts will have a .sig that says "Patent Pending".

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    1. Re:I'm going to patent... by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      Fine, I'll just read /. underwater. None of that pesky patented air to deal with.

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  82. great idea.. now, with a few for loops by ddent · · Score: 1

    for protocol in http ftp irc ssh smtp; do
    for transport in ipv4 ipv6 ssh 10ghz; do
    register_patent()
    done
    done
    Now THAT is the easy way to get rich! ;-)

  83. My idea by Cinematique · · Score: 1
    I'm going to submit a patent for something I just came up with a few minutes ago...

    Submitting an idea to a central registry, establishing intellectual property rights on rudimentary, perhaps already implemented concepts.

    Next, I'm going to protect my patent at all costs... because I don't want society freely benefiting from my ingenious idea... and I have a credit card bill due soon...

  84. Getting Frustrated? by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 1
    CmdrTaco seems more frustrated than normal when commenting on this; and I don't really blame him.

    I think the overall tone concerning patents is beginning to change. In the beginning, it seemed that patents were seen as a necessity, one of the only ways of protecting your work, your ideas, your income. Examples of this were of course, one of the main reasons behind the explosion of open source in the Pro-Information Information Technology industry. Later, Amazon's amazing "One-Click" patents and various other odd, but almost believable patents were reviewed and dismissed, but not with the animosity seen today. No longer is it just 'acceptable' to have a bad patent. People are becoming down right hostile about perceived rights to intellectual property and the supposed 'evolution' that companies stand behind when patenting such blatently general ideas.

    It's actually comforting to see that, while stupid patents keep getting given, there is more of an uproar when they are passed, and bad press is certainly one of the major killers of companies in this new millenium

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  85. I'm gonna patent... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    ...viewing images on wireless devices.

    Hell, I'm just gonna patent math.

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  86. Free $10,000 by jayfoo2 · · Score: 1

    This is great!!!!

    Finding and proving prior art for this will be so easy as to be laughable. If bountyquest puts this one up someone will claim it within hours.

  87. Let the public comment by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1
    Prior art reviews in the patent office are obviously not working."

    Perhaps the solution is for the Patent Office to place applications online and invite the public to comment on prior art or obviousness. Clearly their own examiners aren't up to the job, or don't have sufficient incentive to do it well. What better way to head off lunatic patents before they get approved and start gumming up the system than to get a lot of interested parties to review them?

  88. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by Bluesee · · Score: 1

    I think the reason this (and similar - Napster/copyright issues come to mind) issue generates 'more heat than light' is that it does touch a nerve with most people, and the reaction is gut-level and slightly emotional. We get upset when our Government gets not only stupid, but stupid and dangerous. In fact, you can just feel the frustration in Taco's original post.

    So, even though we theoretically should have gotten it out of our system, we feel a need to vent, and the patent jokes are an easy way to articulate our frustrations.

    But, to me the Real Frustrations among us include the fact that we post and post and post, and it doesn't seem to change things. That is the burden of the intellectual, I suppose. The ability to see things that others can't. Anyway, I think even more than "Stupid Patents are bad", a very unified /. voice would cry out into the wilderness:

    "Why the hell hasn't Stupid Patent crap been reformed two years ago? We've been telling you about it for the entire time! Don't you listen to Us?"

    The problem is, it isn't only Us they don't listen to. It's also the New York Times, USA Today, hell, the entire press; many other discussion forums, small businessmen... In short, it appears that they (they being the government, your congressman, you know, They...) are unwilling to even give credence to the thought that our (slashdot) community pulls any weight with Them. Because, I can only assume, that would mean that we would pester Them a whole lot more if we thought someone was actually listening.

    I learned the trick with my kids. Ignore them when they whine and they might stop whining. Not that it works, but...

    So the way our /. community gains clout is by actually having political power. How do we gain political power? By actually seeking it. And the first step toward that would be to actually proclaim that we are seeking political power. But we don't seem willing to do that. I guess the status quo is really good enough for most of us.

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  89. Re:Hey, if they can patent goat sex... by ameoba · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you meant goatse.cx...

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  90. Re:Patents overly broad by ameoba · · Score: 1

    Catchs somebody having extramarital sex with an animal and, using pictures of the act, create a photomosiac of their spouse.

    Patents don't cover criminal activities, do they?

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  91. Re:Art Loopholes by Golias · · Score: 1
    What a great psuedonym! "Hi, I'm Art Loopholes!"

    I gotta remember that one.

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  92. Wireless pr0n by 0tim0 · · Score: 1
    I'm patenting the wireless transfer of porn. Imagine having a piece of that action! (No pun intended).

    -t

    1. Re:Wireless pr0n by KjetilK · · Score: 1

      To late. It's allready big business in Singapore. Well, who cares.

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  93. Re:what about a laptop with a wireless ethernet ? by 0tim0 · · Score: 1
    Boy I wish I had points to moderate this one up!

    -t

  94. Re:This really isn't a big deal; look at the claim by TechLawyer · · Score: 1

    Doctrine of equivalents doesn't apply to amended claims anymore, and virtually all claims are amended in response to office actions from the PTO. Check the recent Festo case--but since you are familiar with the DoE, I figure you're probably aware of Festo too.

  95. Re:This really isn't a big deal; look at the claim by TechLawyer · · Score: 1

    Your point is well taken, but (a) read the spec to see what the _patent_ means by "protocol handlers" and "content handlers", and (b) what the prosecution history says. Granted, neither one of us wants to pay for (b). However, if "protocol handlers" and "content handlers" are as broad as you state, and were not limited during prosecution, there's no way this patent would have issued. I have dealt with a lot of examiners, and even the dimmer ones weren't that dim. I will bet that the patentee had to make some kind of statement during prosecution that narrows the claims significantly. If not, this patent actually has negative value, since it will be knocked out on summary judgment if GeoWorks tries to sue on it, and they'll be out a huge chunk of $ on legal fees.

  96. Re:Reasons for Patents by TechLawyer · · Score: 1

    When you are a startup company, you only have two assets: your people and your intellectual property. These are also the only two things that differentiate you from your competition. If you want funding, you need both. That's just the way it is. Those startup companies, and the young companies they become, pay the salaries of a large number of slashdotters, I bet.

  97. Re:Dear GeoWorks: by CyberKnet · · Score: 1

    emmigration in that context.
    immigrating *to* new earth, emmigrating *from* earth.

    'nuf said.

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  98. Re:Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by WildBeast · · Score: 1

    "Amazon did invent the idea of one click shopping"
    Yeah sure I believe you, and I invented the idea of one click websurfing. They owe me big time.

  99. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by WildBeast · · Score: 1

    Are you telling me cafeine is bad?

  100. Re:Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by WildBeast · · Score: 1

    hey MS doesn't have a patent on their One Click Desktop, i'm gonna patent it.

  101. Prior Art by ioexcptn · · Score: 1

    Maybe we should start the Open Patents Developer's Network. Ya know, people throwing ideas around, documenting them, possibly patenting them (Yes, I know its expen$ive), and then allowing others to use them freely. Maybe it would stop all of this 'let's forget about prior art.' This has gotten to the point of ridiculous. Or maybe we just get donations that we use to help qualified patents get patented. Most of us open source developers dont exactly have tons of ca$h to throw around. Just reply this if this interests anyone. BTW, this is probably just one of my brain farts...please dont flame me...

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    1. Re:Prior Art by ioexcptn · · Score: 1

      I see some points, but what I am getting at is a measure to prevent large, perhaps struggling, companies (*cough* altavista *cough*) or even bitter individuals from forcing others out of competition. As much as I may not like MS, they should have just as much a right as anyone to index content without altavista breathing down their neck. What I am saying is about providing a forum for people to forego their patent rights for the good of the public domain, open source, and even proprietary source. The altavista/archie case is a pretty good example here. If there were ways an outlet for people to easily patent these simple ideas and relinquish them to the public, we wouldnt be in some of the mess concerning prior art. If this were the case for archie, ALL people/companies could index the net without fear of someone suing them. The point is that these _common sense_ approaches to technology should either not be patentable or reside in the public domain.

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  102. The problem in my view by bl968 · · Score: 1

    I think the problem is that the patent office rather than just allowing the patenting of actual inventions as was intended now allows the patenting of schemes or ideas. One Californian even patented the thought process

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  103. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by phluxoahu · · Score: 1

    The phone.com browser has been in mitsubishi phones since 1996..

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  104. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by TheOutlawTorn · · Score: 1

    Exactly! I was going to put trench coats, instead of combat gear, in my orginal post, but I figured Jon probably does searches for terms like that. Then we would get an article about the Opression of the Geek Mafia, and frankly, I just don't want to be responsible for that

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  105. Re:no. by TheOutlawTorn · · Score: 1

    Headline News 11:00

    This just in. The Geek Mafia, after finding out they had been patented, destroyed themselves and the patent holder in a violent spray of paint and shaving cream. An officer at the scene remarked that "it looked like something out of a bad gangsta movie, or Hackers, or both."

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  106. humm, web browsing via packet radio anyone? by azephrahel · · Score: 1

    Lemmie see, go back about 10 years, with a notebook a ham radio and a packet modem. Connect to another packet modem station hooked up to the net, and use gopher...
    you can go back more than 10 years with this one right? I mean thats the first time I saw that done, but it was old by then!

    The worst part is that things like this are viewed as GOOD business practices by some corps now days.

    Frightening.

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  107. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by nekid_singularity · · Score: 1

    Not to be boastfull or anything, but I have worked on a farm for almost two years now while going to college, so I am in pretty good shape. Also, all that experiance with cows should lend itself to dealing with the suits. (For those without the benifit of farm experience, cows are REALLY REALLY REALLY STUPID.)

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  108. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by JWhitlock · · Score: 1

    The third rule of Geek Mafia is, if this is your first time with Geek Mafia, YOU WILL CODE!

  109. prior art by maddogsparky · · Score: 1
    Aloha net, used by the University of Hawii. It's packet algorithms were some of the early precursers to algorithms used in most single-medium networks, such as ethernet. They used a wireless network to connect computers on different islands.

    If they used the web before this patent aplication, that's prior art.

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  110. Re:Patents overly broad by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    At what point will the law abiding citizens of this country come to find enforcement of the law reprehensible?

    April 25th, 1992

    But seriously, are there any /.er's that don't get a sinking feeling whenever a cop passes them on the road?

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  111. patent is invalid due to prior art by pustulate · · Score: 1

    General Magic and Active Paper shipped a handheld-based web browser that was wireless-capable in 1996. They also had POP3 and PPP access, if I remember right. Before them, there was a web browser working on a HP-LX 100 or some weird handheld like that.

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  112. Very good question! by Technodummy · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the time is now, at the (argueably) beginning of the technical surge of society. If the system we use to protect the investments we make toward new ideas is flawed so badly, we could really see a hiccup or worse down the line when we hit some sort of patent litigation critical mass.

    I agree with you, and I hope we might see a movement or two respond to this post (I won't hold my breath).

    In general I have noticed a kind of political apathy in the IT industry. Governments are responsible for laws and patents, and if they're not doing it right, they're not going to know unless someone tells them and/or explains it to them.

    Few politicans have much of a clue about technology, which is why you don't see many policies covering it.

    I'd really like to see some global organisations covering this, not just US-centric. I don't think you just need lawyers, although they'd be an asset, but a pool of people willing to express their opinions and stand up for them.

    Laws passed in one place often repeat themselves somewhere else...

  113. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by DigitalDreg · · Score: 1

    Oh please, if you are so sick of the US Patent Office, then go someplace where the Patent Office is more enlightened. A third world country would impress you.

    The system generally works. Bad patents are challenged and overturned. See BountyQuest.com if you need proof.

  114. There is a cure, young Fjord: by Mynn · · Score: 1


    Funny, I've been looking for the same thing for Jon Katz. I no longer even click on his articles, because I don't want to imply that /. should continue to carry his editorials.


    Upper left side of your browser window. Find the menu. Click preferences. Scroll down to Exclude Stories From Homepage: Authors. Scroll down to the checkbox beside Jon Katz. Click the box to mark it. Scroll to the bottom of the page. Click the button marked savehome.

    Works for me every time.
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  115. man and machine by sfraggle · · Score: 1

    Wireless communication device with markup language based man-machine interface man and machine - power extreme!

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  116. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1
    hell, i work at the patent office, and i do in fact need a helmet and bib 24/7.

    that work?

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  117. Re:what about a laptop with a wireless ethernet ? by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1
    Maybe patents should be voted on by /. users before being granted.

    you know, that might sound like even a slightly good idea if the only areas of technology covered by patents were those discussed on /.

    however, i doubt a lot of slashdotters could enlighten examiners who work in areas such as animal husbandry (class 119), paper making (class 162), textiles (class 28), boot and shoe making (class 12), undertaking (class 27 ) etc etc.

    remember kids, not everything has to do with computers/communications.

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  118. Re:Prior Art Search Policy by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1
    As I've pointed out before, the dude in charge at the patent office has plainly and bluntly stated up front that the only "Prior Art" they search for are in existing patents, and current patent applications submitted before the one in question.

    that isn't right. at the PTO searches may be concentrated on the world patent database, but we do a lot of searching of technical journals and what not, IBM, IEEE, etc etc, at least in my area.

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  119. Re:Dear GeoWorks: by Washizu · · Score: 1

    We could ship them off with all the hair dressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, secuirity guards, public relations executives, management consultants, you name it. They're going to colonize another planet.

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  120. Here's my patent. by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1
    "A microlith used for attaching twine."

    There, now if TMBG wants a rock to tie a string around, then they'll have to get it past me.

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  121. Re:no. by gagganator · · Score: 1

    hey, i dont make the rules, i just file the patents

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  122. no. by gagganator · · Score: 1

    i already own the patent on the idea of a geek mafia. i have decided it is to be closed source. please refrain from allowing it to appear in print, or copying or transmitting it via electromagnetic systems

    if you do not cease and desist immediately, i will be forced to rot 13 it. please do not force me to take this drastic action

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  123. Connections... by Verteiron · · Score: 1

    Is this GeoWorks in any way related to the quasi-nifty PC GUI from a long time back?

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  124. Re:Great idea! by tbannist · · Score: 1

    Let's also patent this one:

    Abstract:
    Process of applying for time-limited monopoly rights on an process or device that the applicant describes as novel and/or original.

    Combine the two and we get to sue everyone involved in these debacles...

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  125. Slashdot should mod patent applications by xFoz · · Score: 1

    Software patent applications should be subject to a moderation process like Slashdot comments. This way the collective could toss out the unoriginal ideas.

    As it is patents are awarded based on evaluation behind closed doors. Traditionally this is done to protect what may be insightful or original work from being stolen before it can reach market. However, in the case of software patents this method of evaluation isn't working. 'Things' are have clear prior art or methods are being awarded patents (one click, hypertext, etc).

    Until a more open process is in place, many more patents will be awarded for things should never have been filed in the first place.

  126. Reasons for Patents by LtFiend · · Score: 1

    I was watching some show. Dateline or whatever. Talking about how the big Investment Bankers were hiring these consultants to pump up stocks and since they were on TV they were listened to.. blah blah blah..

    The point that these analysts made that really interested me and is actually on topic here is that they were pumping up stocks that "had no firm business model, had no patents, and had no way to prevent others from competing with them" They want on to explain that this was why the stocks then fell because when it was pointed out that not holding a patent was not protecting your business issues people ran from the comapny.

    Alot of other factors added in but I think this is why we're seeing this made rush to stupid patents. Companies think that a patent will grow the company again by stigmitizing their competitors.

  127. Complaints.... by modemboy · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or should the patent office be forced to maintain a complaint line/emal address that an joe schmoe can send prior art evidence and flames too? Maybe 5000 geeks whining can actually get a patent repealed.

  128. Lets patent the patent office... by Quazion · · Score: 1

    it was my idea in a former life....its mine mine mine!
    si here by i declare that all patents are mine mine mine! for the next up coming 10 years...atleast...

    why is this world so stupid ?

  129. Re:Ah yes, the obligatory Microsoft Slam ... by tulare · · Score: 1

    Is "tangential" even a word, or did I just make it up?
    I dunno. But my girlfriend got me for saying "tangenital" not too long ago.(And no, it was not in the context you think. Pervert.)
    Your beef with people slamming Microsoft out of context, while totally valid, must be taken in the context of people who are increasingly uncomfortable with the increasing reliance on one company's software. I know it's inappropriate, but try to understand. And be nice :)

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  130. No one's got this one... by sacremon · · Score: 1

    Okay, I want to patent 'code that causes disruption or dysfunction of an intended operation of a computer application, or a novel action not planned by the software application developers.' I figure with a patent on bugs, I could retire from the royalties from Microsoft alone.

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  131. Re:Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by SanLouBlues · · Score: 1

    I want to use WAP for an easy home network. I will company pay one big company to do it. They have to pay another big company. I have to pay the first company more money so they can pay the royalty fees. I lose. I'm friggin p'od. That's why.

  132. Patents by nicholasperez · · Score: 1

    Well, i still think I should patent the sound a mouse makes (clicky clicky) because i have been making that sound since my childhood. I could sue people like that BOFH. Then when that goes through i would rather buy a greek island and retire there. There are my US $0.02. :)

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    I don't care what it looks like, it WORKS doesn't it!?!

  133. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by nicholasperez · · Score: 1

    We better be careful not to be seen in "trench" coats. Jon Kats will type up another stupid article about kids shooting kids at school again...and then drag it out for 2 years. Dear god save us from his editorials

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  134. Yup - "man-machine" and "telecommunications" by Arkleseizure · · Score: 1

    It does specify "man-machine" interface, ie. that the patent is supposed to be for allowing the user to control the phone itself through a mark-up language based interface. It also specifies that what is being patented is the control of the "telecommunications functionalities" of the phone.
    I think this is actually quite carefully written to avoid attempting to patent wireless web browsing, since presumably that would invalidate quite a valuable patent.
    Interesting point with WTAI, but that is URL based not mark-up language based.

  135. Coming soon.... by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1

    From the AP Newswire:

    "...And in related news, the popular linux site "Slashdot" had decided to change its name to "Patentdot" in order to more easily identify itself with every-other story which has been accepted and posted the past month. And now, back to you Skip..."

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  136. I'll pick silly patents for 300, Alex by Kibo · · Score: 1

    Well considering GeoWorks is claiming to have invented all markup languages on wireless devices, ya remind me a little of that "Crossing Over" guy on the scifi channel, or that random Jamaican chick with the tarot cards. They're also succesfully patenting calling from an address book on your cell phone. Most of the patent claims deal with the typical operation of a markup language. I would suspect they only expected to recive a patent for a slightly smarter cell phone web browser. Of course they'll loose. But they're here and they're funny, so laugh. (Nice website those guys at delphion put together, I esspecially like the scrolling of Claim 24, I guess that one is particularly ammusing so they wanted to make you work for it.)

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  137. rediculous patents by shadowkil · · Score: 1

    If they aren't already taken, I'm going to try and get "greater than one click shopping" and "e-commerce"

  138. Great idea! by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    Maybe I should just patent Bermuda itself and start charging all the /.ers who think they're rich...

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    1. Re:Great idea! by dtr21 · · Score: 2

      Of course, there is one alternative....

      As a group, we (slashdotters) could patent anything we can think of, and give the patents to the EFF. This would prevent any future abuse

      Of course, what would also amuse me would be if the EFF were to be ablet o sue the RIAA or MPAA for patent enfringement in one of their copy protection technologies. That would really make me smile :)

      Just a thought, but I'm sure enough of us could do it.

  139. Re:I've got Laptop + Battery + Netscape + 802.11 e by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    Can you still afford a laywer?

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  140. Re:Good patent by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    Don't ask me. BTW, Bermuda contains an "e" as well. How we gonna solve that once? Split the profits?

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  141. Re:Hmmm by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    How about patenting Fire? Or a beard, for that matter....

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  142. I have a patent of my own... by digidave · · Score: 1

    "Wireless communication device with distributed messaging based man-machine interface"

    aka, the wireless email client. all that and I only substituted 2 words. I bet we could patent almost anything usefull with just a couple of changed words.

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  143. Grace period for patents by dlkf · · Score: 1

    What the patent office needs to do is instrument some kind of grace period for challenging a patent. Once a patent is accepted, if anyone can construct a working product that demonstrates all the features described in the patent within say a month or some other reasonable time frame, the patent becomes null and void. I think this would eliminate alot of the patents on "common knowledge".

  144. Re:This really isn't a big deal; look at the claim by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1

    The claim describes a web browser that has a wireless interface. I really won't accept the claim that PTO examineers are not dim. The idea of running a Web browser on a PC with a wireless network connection is obvious. Don't give me the lawyer crap about the legal definition of obvious being as bogus as the supreme court's Florida fixup. Geoworks contributed zilch to the development of the Web and zilch to the development of the wireless web browser. Making bogus patent claims should be a criminal offense.

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  145. I have a better idea by Scoria · · Score: 1

    How about all the /.ers contribute a little... and we patent patents? :)

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  146. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by anon757 · · Score: 1

    The best? That would have to be BT's patent on hyperlinking. The one that they're actually trying to enforce.

  147. This is simply.. by kastaverious · · Score: 1

    stupid. The patent system is being abused by opportunistic companies. This has to be the dumbest patent I have heard of in a while. The public should be able to sue the patent office for granting such a broad and potentially damaging patents. Then maybe people will think more carefully before issuing them. p

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  148. Why not? They are protecting THEIR property by Lover's+Arrival,+The · · Score: 1
    If they manage to patent WAP, then that would mean that some of the biggest companies in the world would be beholden to them. Sony, Nokia, Vodafone, names such as these are against the patent system because without patants they can steal others work and dominate the field. A functioning patent system allows small companies and inventors to protect their investment. We can see that this is what this company is doing, trying to protect its investment.

    If they can be proved to have prior art for WAP, then what is the problem? Sometimes I suspect that people are too ready to defend the big companies that benefit from the abscence of patents. My boyfriend works for Amazon, and he has told me that the only reason they took out a their patents was because other companies would have first, and after all, Amazon did invent the idea of one click shopping, so they were just protecting their investment. Patents protect, that is what they are for.

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  149. Patents aren't cheap by dachshund · · Score: 1

    Patents cost a decent amount of money to prepare, file and defend. They're prepared by lawyers, and not just your garden-variety lawyers, but IP-law specialists. I've heard that a large corporation spends around $20,000 per patent. This may be high, and of course it includes a certain amount of research to insure that there's no prior art-- I suppose you could just skip that, seems like everyone else does.

  150. Joking, right? by dachshund · · Score: 1
    I would tend to think this is a pretty narrow patent.

    Ummmm... with the exception of the phrase "wireless communication device", this claim describes everything from the first releases of NCSA Mosaic onward. I'll assume your post was a joke.

  151. That's ok, this guy has patented thought! by abumarie · · Score: 1

    Read all about it. Lucky for them, most folks don't think.

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  152. Re:Art Loopholes by bitcrank · · Score: 1

    glad i could add to the discussion...

  153. Re:Visions of the future by mckayc · · Score: 1

    And everytime someone always posts this exact same post predicting that people are going to claim patents on air, etc...

  154. Doesn't it have to be non-obvious by PhilipMckrack · · Score: 1

    This is what really aggrevates me with these patents, this one and "one-click" selling. The patent law states as follows:

    (a) A patent may not be obtained though the invention is not identically disclosed or described as set forth in section 102 of this title, if the differences between the subject matter sought to be patented and the prior art are such that the subject matter as a whole would have been obvious at the time the invention was made to a person having ordinary skill in the art to which said subject matter pertains. Patentability shall not be negatived by the manner in which the invention was made.

    Why do all of these seemingly "obvious" patents make it past this requirement. In Amazon's case, it's not like anyone saw this and said "jeez I wish I would have thought of that!", it is a natural progression to some kind of one-click buying and it seems like this is the same case here. Not to mention all the prior art that everyone esle is coming up with.

  155. Two patents? by karmawarrior · · Score: 1
    Ok, so if I use a cellular telephone to browse the world wide web, am I violating Geoworks's (WWW over radio) and BT's (hypertext over telephone lines) patents?

    Scary stuff. I blame the government.
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  156. Re:I must disagree by karmawarrior · · Score: 1
    Actually the two patents are equally ridiculous. BT didn't patent hyperlinks, it patented the idea of using them over a phone line. With GeoWorks going for the using hyperlinks over a radio link, I think they're pretty much as stupid as each other.

    Quite why the BT patent keeps being described as you just did I don't quite know, except possibly that in both forms it's just so ridiculous nobody can be bothered making the correction.
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  157. Re:New Innovation by bananapeel17 · · Score: 1

    While there may be many ridiculous and counterproductive patents out there, one shouldn't forget that without legitimate patents (and the business models supported by them) a lot of us would be out of work. I would like to think these frivolous patents are the exception, not the rule.

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  158. A simple soluton by romanski · · Score: 1
    CmdrTaco:"Prior art reviews in the patent office are obviously not working."

    And how to make them work? Fire the lazy officers!
    Seriously: These guys patenting known or obvious technology try to steal the common (public domain) knowledge and make them "proprietary intellectual property". And patent office? Approves this robbery!

    Proposition: Change the patent law in a way, that anybody (previous or potential user, state or any potential victim - so every consumer) can sue the bastards for invalid patent. If the "the prior art" is proven (published, commonly used or "obvious" technology of the patent) then apply the penalty corresponding to possible potential industry damages (and as most of /.-ers will agree some can have 8 or more zeros) and social danger (not less than some financial robbery). In such a way make the patent applicant responsible for prior art research!!!

    I would guess that:
    1. number of patent applications will decrease at least by factor 1/10
    2. you can fire 90% of patent officers as their job will not bee to investigate "prior art" (and they do not have a clue what is going on) but just to collect the pages and insert it to the database. You can save some budget money as a result.
    3. The number of court cases will not increase as the number of patent application will be much lower

    The institution of "patent office" originally had a purpose to stimulate the innovation (sorry for inflated word) and to protect "smaller and smarter" on the market. The real recent functionality is to allow "proprietarisation" of common knowledge of reach companies which can afford lawyers expenses and to prevent the competition.
    There must be a cooperation between small companies, developers (and consumers) to push the politicians to make law changes...

    Roman

  159. Your post about Geoworks is inaccurate by Geoworks+PR · · Score: 1

    I just read your post that Geoworks was jsut granted teh Flexible User interface patent. You are factually incorrect. Geoworks applied for this patent and it was granted in 1994 by the Patent and Trademark Office. This patent specifies a method in which one application is able to run on a variety of devices. The WAP Forum is employing this same patented method in the current WAp specification, so Geoworks, as a member of the WAP Forum, created a licensing program so that the company could receive royalties for the use of its patent (this is an extremely common practice in technology industries). At no point did Geoworks claim that it owned the WAP specification -- only that the specification was using same patented method. If you wish to learn the actual facts about this patent, please consult the Geoworks Web site at www.geoworks.com.

  160. Here's the prior art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2
    "Proposal for a Handheld Device Markup Language",
    submitted to W3C
    • 09 May 1997
    .
    http://www.w3.org/TR/NOTE-Submission-HDML.html
    "This proposal will use the data-ready mobile phone as an example of the typical handheld device"

    and the secret to the Patent Office "prior art" search is....they only search existing patents
  161. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by sjames · · Score: 2

    I know that this patent coming out now seems a little fishy, but looking over the page at delphion.com, it says the patent was filed on April 8, 1998. This was almost three years ago, and wireless devices with access to the internet were pretty scarce, if not non-existant back then. If my memory serves me correctly, it wasn't until late '99/early '00 that wireless devices with internet access became as well known as they are today.

    That doesn't make it particularly innovative. What with the mobile phone craze, a monkey could have seen wireless internet comming. Hams were already doing packet radio so IP over wireless wasn't new. Data of all sorts has been transmitted wireless for decades. Hand held computers pre-dated them too.

    In other words, wireless browsing over the internet on a hand-held device was simply the next step. It's not like a bunch of engineers had all of the componants together and working but couldn't think of what to do with them.

  162. Prior Art? by jCaT · · Score: 2

    Seems like there are a bunch of patents that never would have flown if the patent office had been notified of the fact that there IS prior art. Obviously the company submitting the patent isn't gonna let the USPTO know, so who does? Perhaps we should start a prior art crusade, much like BountyQuest, only as a pre-emptive strike.

  163. Re:My own patent idea by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
    Right...

    I'm going to patent the 20% Oxygen and 80% Nitrogen mixture as "Inhalable substance that can sustain survivability for extended periods of time" when I get the chance.

    Every time you breathe, you would have to pay...

    It occurs to me that if they have a description that a layperson can't make any sense of the patent office okays it. That really shows what kind of people are running the thing, don't it?
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  164. Geoworks may have this one :( by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    We all kinda know Geoworks as that operating system devluped on the C64 and later moved to the PC.
    It also made it to PDAs and when that bombed.. Cell phones.
    The prior art may be on Geoworks side guys.. The web browser in Geos version 3 may accually put Geoworks as the first internet ready os on a cell phone.

    However Geoworks didn't clame a patent at the time and probably for good reason. They didn't need it. Yes to spite the fact that Geoworks was suffering horrably when they entered the cell phone arena they didn't need a patent on cell phone imbeded web browsers.

    Patents like this are a clear sign somethings wrong. Ok we knew that at Geoworks but they've been hanging on pritty well over the years entering death throws many times sence they were nocked off the PC by Microsoft and then off the PDA market by it's own supporters apathy.

    I'm cought between this on 3 points...
    1. I like Geoworks... it's a neat operating system and they have done a great job. Getting that to work on a C64 and later on a cell phone is pritty cool.
    2. This patent has got to go. This sort of thing hurts the develupment of internet cell phone systems.
    3. Accually I'm not fond of internet cell phones and would rather see wireless PDA technology push them out.

    In the end I want to see Geoworks go out of busness. The loss of technology is sad but the damage they'd do to a.. lesser technology.. is more distruptive.
    Anyway it looks like Geoworks technology is dead allready.. and while I don't like internet cell phones I think wireless internet (in any form) is a good idea and I'd like to keep options open.
    I mean at the very least we need Internet PCS phones to keep wireless PDA on it's toes...

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  165. How is this different than ham radio? by Randy+Rathbun · · Score: 2

    We were doing everything mentioned in their abstract in 1995 here in Kansas City - minus one thing: handheld devices (okay, the radio was handheld, but the display device was not as there were no handheld devices like what is really needed to do it). We used web browsers, TCP/IP, JNOS or KA9Q NOS, etc. to access stuff off the net over 1200 baud packet. Heck, some of us were even playing with this type of stuff back in 1987/88 by sending vector type graphics around that you got to click on to change pages, etc.

  166. low barrier to entry by cpeterso · · Score: 2

    I, just an average Joe with no work experience in the graphics industry and only minimal hobbiest experience, can design and write an application for in one eventing is patentable.

    Do I proceed with my business plans, and explain to the court that doing something with a computer in the same way that it is done in real life is not novel when the lawsuit comes in?

    You are creating a business with such a low barrier to entry that you wrote the software in one evening.

    1. Re:low barrier to entry by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      You are creating a business with such a low barrier to entry that you wrote the software in one evening.

      Why does a business have to have a high barrier to entry. All I need is a lawn mower and a set of hedge trimmers in order to do lawn maintainence like I did in high school. I want to use the program to do something that people are willing to pay for, i.e. I want to get paid for doing work not for being rich to begin with.

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  167. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by flimflam · · Score: 2

    And Bounyquest has overturned exactly how many patents? Oh right, it's exactly 0.

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  168. busted by hugg · · Score: 2

    The concept of retiring in Bermuda is patented by J. Laramie Lovegrass, Hamilton, Bermuda. You may retire in Portugal without violating our patent.

  169. Re:Dear GeoWorks: by debrain · · Score: 2

    Off go the Telephone sanitation people again ...

  170. Geoworks and patent busting by victim · · Score: 2
    Last January Greg Aharonian of the Internet Patent News Service proposed forming a company whose business model was
    • seek companies highly valued because of weak patents
    • bet against them in the market
    • break their patent
    • cash in on bets
    He describes the scheme even naming GeoWorks as a prime candidate but I don't find any followup.

    Geoworks would have been a good target given their performance. Maybe he is working quietly.

    Anyone have any news? Anyone know Mr. Aharonian? Is he shopping for megayachts yet?
  171. Re:Patents overly broad by Shotgun · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, but I let my frustration with a system that has corrupted a lot of optimistic dreams lead me to post off topic. This relates to the subject in that everyone who is trying to do anything is being frustrated by ridiculously obvious ideas being patented. The patent that blocks me took 3 years to get through, and simply uses a lot of big words to say something simple. It doesn't do anything that even someone not versed in the art could do in one evening. How is any industry to progress when someone holds a patent on a basic idea?

    So, the question becomes: Do we as a society veto 'the government' and choose to ignore the whole patent system once it becomes obvious that it inhibits everyone except the lucky few? At what point will the law abiding citizens of this country come to find enforcement of the law reprehensible?

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  172. Re:Patents overly broad by Shotgun · · Score: 2

    But seriously, are there any /.er's that don't get a sinking feeling whenever a cop passes them on the road?

    Good point, but let me counter. In North Carolina, the legislature passed a law granting each family a PFJ, prayer for judgement. Basically, the law says that everyone gets a pass on a traffic ticket every 2 years. IMHO, what the legislature said was, "Traffic tickets are our bullshit way of collecting revenue. The distribution of traffic tickets are fairly random with a weight to younger drivers. We've been handing out too many and now everyone beginning to see them for what they are. The people will revolt (by replacing us) if we don't do something, so lets make sure that people who follow the speed limit signs most of the time won't get too upset. We won't collect as much, but we also won't have to openly levy more taxes to cover our pet projects."

    The point: people were starting to get upset about traffic law, and the legislature responded.

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  173. Patents overly broad by Shotgun · · Score: 2

    I wrote a small application (determine the best available matching source image by computing red, green and blue channel root-mean square error.
    Well, no shit, Sherlock. How else do you find the distance between two points.
    What's more, I had the brilliant ideas of storing the digital image on a hard disk and producing output with a printer. I even displayed the image on my screen, but the patent covers that too.

    I've had several ideas how to make money with the program selling a service (ie, actually doing something that contributes to society), but it would appear that I'm blocked by a patent that has bogus claims. Tell me again how this benefits society.

    My question to /.:
    Do I proceed with my business plans, and explain to the court that doing something with a computer in the same way that it is done in real life is not novel when the lawsuit comes in? What happens when the system gets so out of whack that no one pays attention to it, like those laws against sodomy and extra-marital sex?

    For the curious, patent# 6,137,498

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    1. Re:Patents overly broad by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      I've had several ideas how to make money with the program selling a service (ie, actually doing something that contributes to society), but it would appear that I'm blocked by a patent that has bogus claims. Tell me again how this benefits society.

      Patents aren't supposed to benefit society, they are supposed to benefit the patent holder and provide incentive for people/companies to spend money and time inventing things.

      I, too, was going to write a similar program to yours after seeing those cool photo-mosaics in the malls. I found out about the patent, and didn't bother. I guess some people aren't afraid to buck the trend, though. Here's a program on BeBits which runs on BeOS. It takes input from your TV card, a source image, and generates a photomosaic. The longer you leave it running, the better the picture will be... quite a cool program (source included, too):

      NotMosaic for BeOS

      -thomas

      P.S. Another option for your project would be to license the patent... that's one of the goals of obtaining a patent, is to license it to others that want to use it. But I agree, that patent is way too obvious.

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    2. Re:Patents overly broad by nightfire-unique · · Score: 2
      Patents aren't supposed to benefit society, they are supposed to benefit the patent holder and provide incentive for people/companies to spend money and time inventing things.

      Then I vote that the patent system be dismantled. After all, if the system doesn't benefit me, why would I vote for its continued existence?

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    3. Re:Patents overly broad by Shotgun · · Score: 5

      Woe!! A stray less than sign got my original post trashed. Shoulda previewed.

      I wrote a small application ( less than 300 lines) that would create a mosaic. A list of pictures was used to simulate a master picture. I wrote it one evening and it doesn't do anything spectacular. It looks at a region on the master image and finds which of the small images match that region the best, then fills in the corresponding area on the output image. The exact same thing a person would do with a shoebox full of prints. I did this because I didn't know what to get my rich brother-in-law for Christmas. So, I got him something he already had...his own pictures in a different format.

      Guess what? It's the process is patented. Something I, just an average Joe with no work experience in the graphics industry and only minimal hobbiest experience, can design and write an application for in one eventing is patentable. Hell, if the patent had mentioned an obscure matching algorithm I would have been impressed. Instead the algorithm used a distance-vector to find the closest match.
      determine the best available matching source image by computing red, green and blue channel root-mean square error.
      Well, no shit, Sherlock. How else do you find the distance between two points.

      What's more, I had the brilliant ideas of storing the digital image on a hard disk and producing output with a printer. I even displayed the image on my screen, but the patent covers all that too.

      I've had several ideas how to make money with the program selling a service (ie, actually doing something that contributes to society), but it would appear that I'm blocked by a patent that has bogus claims. Tell me again how this benefits society.

      My question to /.:
      Do I proceed with my business plans, and explain to the court that doing something with a computer in the same way that it is done in real life is not novel when the lawsuit comes in? Or do I meekly walk away, ignoring the possibility of creating jobs and wealth and generally expanding the economy? What happens when the system gets so out of whack that no one pays attention to it, like those laws against sodomy and extra-marital sex?

      For the curious, patent# 6,137,498

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  174. Ah yes, the obligatory Microsoft Slam ... by SuperRob · · Score: 2
    This wouldn't be Slashdot without an anti-Microsoft reference in a story that had nothing to so with Bill and the Empire.

    Come on, people. It's one thing to slam Microsoft in a story ABOUT Microsoft, but it another thing entirely to bring up your personal biases in a completely tangential way.

    Is "tangential" even a word, or did I just make it up?

    Anyway, for all of the Slashdotter's that complained that Anti-Trust portrayed the open-source movement in a negative light (like it's all that they ever say) ... THIS IS WHY. Lighten up. There is more to life than open-source.

  175. And it should be called by macdaddy · · Score: 2
    It should be called the Titanic 2001 and should have an AI named HAL which is powered by WindowSE (Space Edition). We should rescue all important people like Bush, Tripp, Ashcroft, and Richard Geere. (sp?) What do you think?

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  176. Check out the filing date. by werdna · · Score: 2

    Hey, if you have art prior to April 1997, now would be the time to cite it.

    1. Re:Check out the filing date. by werdna · · Score: 2

      so you say. cite the patent or hold your piece.

      On second thought, it may be useful for you to wait to see if a bounty is posted.

  177. Re:This really isn't a big deal; look at the claim by roca · · Score: 2

    Every Web browser has multiple protocol handlers (ftp, http) and multiple content handlers (HTML, plain text). This patent doesn't sound narrow.

  178. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by walnut · · Score: 2

    two comments.
    1. a buddy of mine is working on pattenting a process for using light to create an image on a screen. Of course, he's doing it with particles a couple of microns wide - and the technology will not be directly applied to monitors for *a couple* of years.

    2. I think most people feel ashamed to live in the US. There are problems with our electoral process, our president, our "human rights", no national health care, our stance on various social programs common to other countries, our drug culture, the DMCA, the MPAA, our lawyers, SUV's, our constant complaining about the cost of fuel, immagration, the role of the US military, american football, OJ is guilty, professional wrestlers as govenors, Ted Kennedy and Strom Thermond are embarassments to both parties - despite their "experience", scientologists. Pattent law is only a miniscule (in comparrison) reason why we should be ashamed to live here.

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  179. Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich by jheinen · · Score: 2

    This is nothing. Someone has patented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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  180. wow look, the same old joke! by iso · · Score: 2

    ha ha ha ho ho ho. woo boy you're a funny one!

    ok, i'm getting really sick of the same old jokes here in every single patent thread. the joke oh yeah, well i'm going to patent {insert silly answer} is very old. we already had a "silly patents" contest, we don't need any more of these stupid messages clogging up the discussion. it wouldn't even be so bad except that these stupid jokes are being moderated to +5 Funny all the time.

    so moderators please, use your moderator points on relevant patent-related discussion, not on the same stupid jokes please.

    - j

  181. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by bfree · · Score: 2

    I am so dissappointed the book is it home so I can't provide the full quotation(s) but I think the clearest prior art has to be the auto-updating hitch-hickers guide which used a wireless network to broadcast updates to a hand-held/lap-top device. I thought patents were only meant to protect original ideas....oh I forgot this was issued by the US patents department.

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  182. this should make my homework easier by characterZer0 · · Score: 2

    I am taking a class called Introduction to Intellectual Property. The course project is to come up with an invention, prepare a patent application, and (if we want to shell out the money) apply for the patent. It would seem that the most difficult and time consuming part is the prior art search. But I guess that the way the USPTO is now operating, it doesn't count as prior art unless someone has done it EXACTLY the way you want to do it. Exact dimensions, color, name. . .
    So I'm pretty sure noone has my invention EXACTLY, so I won't bother with the prior art search.

    Seriously, it makes it kind of hard on the teachers when they teach us about prior art requirements or about non-obviousness ***subliminal message: boycot Amazon.com*** and by the next class the USPTO has granted patents in obvious violation. So they have to try to explain why it got through. (or why the USPTO is on crack)

    So in conclusion, I will patent the method for applying for patents that should be denied on the grounds of prior art and obviousness, but aren't. Amazon: expect to hear from my lawyers shortly.

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  183. INTRO to patents by vandelais · · Score: 2
    http://www.bio.org/genomics/primer.html

    Please visit this site, as it is an important starting point that explains the necessity, rationale, and history of patenting,-- especially biotechnology. Exclusive distribution for drugs for patents based novelty, enablement, and usefulness provides the incentive for research.

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  184. As usual, Slashdot misinterprets the patent by MrShiny · · Score: 2
    This feature enables direct access to Internet and World Wide Web content, such as Web pages, to be directly integrated with telecommunication functions of the device...

    The specific invention they are patenting is a wireless browser who's user interface, which is used to access the features of the device, is constructed with the same markup language that the browser views. Clearly they intend to build something like a cellphone that has it's own proprietary HTML tags that let you put a phone number link in a page and call it with one click. This makes the patent much more narrow but still a bit frivolous in my opinion as this would be an obvious feature for a cellphone browser.

  185. Re:Good patent by Fervent · · Score: 2

    How is this possibly redundant?

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  186. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by Fervent · · Score: 2
    Now you're getting it.

    I've been looking for a "shut up when you're ranting CmdrTaco button" but they don't seem to have one. :)

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  187. Re:Good patent by Fervent · · Score: 2

    Ah. Good point.

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  188. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by Fervent · · Score: 2
    Every week on Slashdot there is some kind of new patent

    There is an easy solution. Just check the slashbox setting for the patent category.

    Thank God CmdrTaco placed patents in its own category. I like to turn it off on occasion when he goes into a huge rant (like for the CueCat).

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  189. Working?? by TheNecromancer · · Score: 2
    Prior art reviews in the patent office are obviously not working.

    Government workers actually doing work? That would be like M$oft open-sourcing their OS.

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  190. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 2
    We already had the rediculous patent contest months ago. Didn't we all get it out of our systems then? [...] 'Oh, this place is a little more sophisticated and informed than I thought.'

    While, it's sort of a catch-22. While people have theoretically gotten most of the patent jokes out of their system, they've also theoretically gotten most of the actual patent discussion out of their system, too. It's gotten to the point where there's really not much left to say, other than "Oh. _Another_ stupid patent." And while the announcement of a different stupid patent is worthy of a brief slashdot story and link for more information, there just isn't anything more to say. In fact, if I had to pick one cause to unite the Slashdot readership, it would be "Stupid patents are bad." There's some disagreement over where the "stupid" line should be placed, but I've yet to see someone seriously argue that these patents that've been issued regardless of copious prior art are a good thing.

    As for the sophistication of Slashdot, it seems that every time I've decided there's worthwhile discussion on Slashdot, I'll come across something completely moronic. But on the other hand, every time I've decided that Slashdot is totally worthless and none of the comments are worth reading, I come across something that's amazingly insightful.

  191. I have this on my cell phone by KjetilK · · Score: 2
    Well, the claims are pretty straightforward, and I allready do this on my cell phone. I can SMS message to my own e-mail address, my usual Procmail script catches anything coming from my own phone, passes it to a simple and buggy perl script I threw together an afternoon. Then, I can use some text browser, e.g. the LineMode browser to fetch the web page, pass it to sendmail in 160 byte chunks and send it back through an email to SMS gateway.

    Well, it doesn't really work right now, but in principle it's no more than a days work to finish it. And I'm not even a (real) programmer.

    Now, this has been possible for long. As long as SMS has been available, which is when? 1994 or something? I have a really hard time understanding why it hasn't seen any mainstream implementation.

    Now, unless this stuff gets us full web on phone, it's not going any longer than WAP, and WAP sucks, so it's no big deal, really.

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  192. My own patent idea by mizhi · · Score: 2

    Personally, I plan to file a patent on the action of expressing disgust by extending the 3rd digit of the hand of a homo sapien. Every time you flip the bird, you owe me ten cents.

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  193. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 2
    My only complaint about this category - cuz I think it is an important subject, and very germaine to /. - is the number of posts trying to illustrate the absurdity of the patents by saying they have a patent for water or whatever.

    My recommendation is to downmoderate all such posts as redundant.

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  194. I must disagree by Tyrannosaurus · · Score: 2

    IMHO, the Most Ridiculous Patent Award goes to BT for their claim to own the rights to the Hyperlink. They also get the nod for Most Ridiculous Attempt To Make Money Off Of A Ridiculous Patent by suing ISPs. Rat bastards!! :-)

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  195. Re:Fine with me... by SpyceQube · · Score: 2
    "Hell, lets all try to patent everything under the sun, sue everyone else for existing, then use the cash to fund the further effort of patenting anything else we might happen to think of."

    Why don't we just get a 'business method' patent on that idea? Then we can sue people who try to do that.

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  196. Re:Good patent by HiNote · · Score: 2

    I think it has something to do with the fact that with every Patent Pending article there are dozens of "I'm going to patent {something stupidly obvious} and you will all owe me money" posts. You post simply repeats (in concept anyway) what was posted numerous times before.

  197. Fine with me... by tewwetruggur · · Score: 2
    But hell, lets start filing patents on every common net application, and any conceivable combination of layers from the OSI 7-Layer model. We only need to win a lawsuit on one of them to retire in bermuda

    Ok... lets do it... I'm not so hot on the idea of retiring to Bermuda, though, but I could use the extra cash to put my kids through college (in 18 years, mind you, but still...)

    Hell, lets all try to patent everything under the sun, sue everyone else for existing, then use the cash to fund the further effort of patenting anything else we might happen to think of. A vicious circle of patent doom! It would truly be a beautiful thing - in that odd Tarantino-like way. I'm hungry, lets get a taco...

    Anyway... this has gotten to the point where there just seems no sense in trying to be insightful about patents - the lawyers have pushed me too far. Long live the frivolous patent & their happy lawsuit offspring!

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    1. Re:Fine with me... by tewwetruggur · · Score: 2
      My friend, that is beautiful! I'll get started on the abstract...

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  198. Art Loopholes by bitcrank · · Score: 2

    I just went through a patent filing for a client, I was the brought in to define the technology, and I can tell you there are some serious loopholes for prior art. And in some cases, all that is necessary to route around prior art is a timely filing date (within one year of prior art's development) and a dash of differentiation; such as the wireless aspect provides here.

    You would be suprised what is NOT on the books at the patent office and it is all fair game as near as I can tell.

    All it takes is a rocking attorney and a bit of cash...

  199. Re:New Innovation by cduffy · · Score: 3

    I'm not so sure that legitimate patents really benefit so many people as you imply.

    How many of us work for companies whose business models are supported by patents?

    Most legitimate product-based companies get paid for making stuff, not thinking of stuff first. Those who think of stuff first are generally most capable of producing it either because of the talent of those who created the design, or simply because of the head start given them by being the first folks to start on R&D.

    However, I myself don't care either way -- every last company I've worked at thus far has been a service company rather than a product company, and the product companies which purchased our services either produced a commodity, or (if producing an innovative product) had a unique ability to create their product ensured by engineering talent, rather than government-enforced monopoly.

    I'm inclined to think that this is frequently true -- that more people are employed and supported by service industry than patent-based product companies, and thus that the benefits of legitimate patents are not particularly great.

  200. Prior Art Search Policy by acroyear · · Score: 3
    Prior art reviews in the patent office are obviously not working.

    As I've pointed out before, the dude in charge at the patent office has plainly and bluntly stated up front that the only "Prior Art" they search for are in existing patents, and current patent applications submitted before the one in question.

    No talking with an "expert in the field", no looking at public domain, nothing. If a patent exists, there's prior art. If a patent doesn't exist, it MUST be patentable, so they grant the patent.

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  201. Another PTO Post by gmhowell · · Score: 3
    Yet another PTO article. Why not spend some of the money on the /. buyout to start USPTOdot? We get the point already. The USPTO does many, many, many stupid things.

    Here we have the umpteenth article this month alone, while ignoring Opera's announcement that they will be releasing Opera browser for free (as in beer) for Linux and the Mac OS this year.

    Christ, no wonder so many posts these days are by folks in the 200000+ UID range (no offense. I'm just saying that CT et al. seem to have pissed off at least 150000 people).

    Funny. The ad banner is one of those demotivators: "Blame: The Secret to Success is Who to Blame for Your Failures"

    All those whiners who asked for slashcode were the ones who turned it into a spaghetti mess.

    Why stick around? Slashboxes are a good thing. Time to go remove USPTO from my prefs, as it's just wasting bits at the rate CT posts the stupid things.

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  202. Re:Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by Breace · · Score: 3

    Uhm, Nokia Communicator? I think I bought mine in 97'ish, maybe 98.

    Oh, wait,- GeoWorks wrote the OS and browser for that! AHAAA!

    However, far before 98 we used a satelite based Internet connection (think DirectPC like) and I can't imagine there's isn't prove somewhere of someone using a wireless connection before 98. And what if you connected to the Internet through an airplane's phone system?

    An other thing that lawyers should have a closer look at is the man-machine interface part of the patent. A user interface is NOT a web-browser, therefore this patent may only apply to the user-interface through a browser on a wireless device...

    Breace.

  203. Thank You, Saint Tim Berners-Lee! by Drubber · · Score: 3

    All I can say is that I'm glad korporate amerika(tm) doesn't invent anything new, in general. If, for example, they had invented HTML, HTTP, or TCP/IP, we would never have had the Web. So let us pray and give thanks to St. Berners-Lee and the others before him who gave of their time and effort so that we might all benefit.

    As far as corporate efforts go, there were some interesting attempts along the way. Let them serve as reminders. Take Lotus Notes(tm), for example. They're roadkill now. The fact is, no one should have to shell out $79 in order to communicate (or worse, just receive) ideas. The market has spoken.

    I think this is the single best way to kill WAP (already foundering) and similar efforts. Not only do we now have to cough-up $50 for wireless/ISP charges, for a degraded network connection and 1980-style, monochrome, 320x240, largely text-based UI. But on top of it, we're expected to pay royalties to one shyster of a corporation, a usurper of prior art. No thanks. I'll stick with my T1 connection and save my "disconnected state" for some down time--that which people used to refer to as "being human."

  204. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by kootch · · Score: 3

    that would assume that said geeks are in enough physical condition to be able to "run" and "aim"

    just because you can fight well in Quake, Doom, etc. doesn't mean that you're able to do so in real life.

    i've seen you guys. i went to linuxworld. i know how out of shape you all are. run? jump? give me a break.

    (btw, I'm being sarcastic)

  205. what about a laptop with a wireless ethernet ? by ansgar13 · · Score: 3

    Is this covered by the patent ? Maybe patents should be voted on by /. users before being granted. Or we could design a new 'Ask Slashdot' subject called "Ask Slashdot (for employees of the US Patent Office)". That should give them enough background to decide on the validity of a patent claim.

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  206. I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by antis0c · · Score: 3

    I really am, I feel ashamed to live in this country anymore.. Every week on Slashdot there is some kind of new patent that just makes me want to vommit. I think the best is AltaVistas on Search Indexing.. But now this? Next thing we know they'll be patents for using Light to create an Imagine on a screen, and I'll be paying licensing fees to watch TV and use my computer.... sigh.

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    1. Re:I'm really sick of the US Patent Office.. by Bluesee · · Score: 3

      My only complaint about this category - cuz I think it is an important subject, and very germaine to /. - is the number of posts trying to illustrate the absurdity of the patents by saying they have a patent for water or whatever.

      We already had the rediculous patent contest months ago. Didn't we all get it out of our systems then? I recall the feeling I got when I posted something common and lame when I was a newbie. It was like: 'Oh, this place is a little more sophisticated and informed than I thought.' So, not that this adds any to the conversation, but posters might be well-advised to remember that most of us have seen the 'I want to patent water' posts many many times. What we are looking for is something new, like perhaps "I know a guy at the Patent Office and he needs a helmet and a bib 24/7." Something like that, f'rinstance...

      Well, apparently companies haven't gotten the concept of an absurd patent application, and they won't as long as the Patent Office continues to grant Stupid Patent Tricks to these companies. I think Taco's implication was: "Slashdot / Slashcode is responsible for so many innovations that I should throw in the towel, give myself over to the Dark Side, and just file patents for each and every little feature we added over the years. It seems to be the l33t thing to do..."

      or something like that. So, how about it, Cap'n? Are there any patents generated / owned by slashdot.org? Please, say it ain't so, bro!

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  207. Dr. Feinman and Nuclear Powered Jets by rvaniwaa · · Score: 3

    Reminds me of a portion of the book "Surely you must be Joking Mr Feinman" where he recalls his bosses requesting that all persons attempt to describe patentable ideas involving nuclear reactions. Dr. Feinman gave a few examples like (and I paraphrase) "put a nuclear reactor in a boat, make it boil water to spin a turbine and drive the prop. Poof, nuclear powered boat. Do the same thing with a sub, poof, nuclear powered sub. Or, eject heated air out the back, poof, nuclear powered plane." Years later, Dr. Feinman was asked to join a company working on super-sonic jets b/c he obtained the patent on nuclear powered jets...

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  208. Visions of the future by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3

    I, the Great Jayhawk88, chock-full of awesome psychic powers, will now hearby predict 5 of the lame "I'm going to patent X" posts that are soon to appear in this article:

    1. Air
    2. The Wheel
    3. HTML
    4. The word "the"
    5. The Internet

    Thank you, thank you! Yes, my powers are truely mystical and beyond compare! Be sure to catch my next showings at 3:10, 4:15, 5:45 and 7:00! Don't forget to tip your waitresses!

  209. How to get atleast some ground easily... by AntiPasto · · Score: 3
    Slashdot is a relatively neutral forum. With dates/times... just everyone should post their ideas. Then sue. Or heck just the ph33r of /. in the lawsuit might make anyone settle. Maybe. Or not.

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  210. Hey, if they can patent goat sex... by Wee · · Score: 4
    ...they can patent anything. Yes, someone has actually patented goat sex. People have even patented goat cheese and rubber duckies, of all things. And people have laid claim to inventing hamburger buns, spatulas, and corn holders (which, actually, is a good thing since would make it hard for someone to patent the concept of a barbeque). Hell, someone's even patented the concept of a sharp stick.

    The patent office doesn't have a clue, and I don't think they ever did.

    -B

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  211. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by Ronin+X · · Score: 4

    The first rule of Geek Mafia is you do not talk about Geek Mafia.
    The second rule of Geek Mafia is you do not talk about Geek Mafia.

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  212. This really isn't a big deal; look at the claims. by TechLawyer · · Score: 4

    Patents are defined by the claims, and the claims only. What the abstract or title says is irrelevant. Typically, the broadest claim is claim 1. Let's look at claim 1.

    1. A computer program product for use on a wireless communication device, the wireless communication device including a memory, a screen display, a processor for executing the computer program product, and controls for operating the wireless communication device, the computer program product comprising:

    a shell for receiving a URL having a protocol component and a data component, the data specifying a command to be executed or content to be fetched, the shell providing the data component to a protocol handler according to the protocol component, and the fetched content to a content handler for processing;

    a plurality of protocol handlers, each protocol handler communicatively coupled to the shell to receive a URL and either fetch content specified by the data component and provide the fetched content to the shell, or execute the command specified by the data component; and

    a plurality of content handlers, each content handler communicatively coupled to the shell to receive fetched content and process the fetched content to output the content to the screen display of the wireless communication device.

    Only the stuff after "comprising" is the invention (don't ask), and to infringe you have to have all of the elements described after "comprising." So, you have to have at least one shell, multiple protocol handlers, and multiple content handlers. You look at the body of the application to find out what is meant by "shell," "protocol handler" and "content handler." You also look at the prosecution history to see if the terms were limited by anything the patentee said during the patent process. Then, you compare a particular device or method you're concerned about to that claim to see if you infringe. Because you have to have multiple protocol handlers and content handlers to infringe, I would tend to think this is a pretty narrow patent. I'll let you guys take it from here.

  213. Re:This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by Raptor+CK · · Score: 5

    Quake controlled robots, duh!

    Let's see... synchro drive to move like a quake character does, some kind of jump jet or hydraulic jumping "foot", and a series of arms, each holding a weapon!

    Then just link it up (wirelessly, of course), and use a quake-like interface!

    Of course, if you do this wirelessly, would it infringe on the GeoWorks patent? That'd be ironic. "15 slaughtered by rampaging patent. Film at 11."

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  214. Yeah, but it was filed THREE years ago by AntiFreeze · · Score: 5

    I know that this patent coming out now seems a little fishy, but looking over the page at delphion.com, it says the patent was filed on April 8, 1998. This was almost three years ago, and wireless devices with access to the internet were pretty scarce, if not non-existant back then. If my memory serves me correctly, it wasn't until late '99/early '00 that wireless devices with internet access became as well known as they are today.

    I just think that the date the patent was filed adds a new dimension to how it should be looked at. Sure, it wasn't granted until Jan 9th, 2001, but that's due to the United States Patent Office, not GeoWorks.

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  215. Dear GeoWorks: by M-2 · · Score: 5

    Thank you for your submission for immigration from the Earth. We have, at this time, detemined the Ravenous Giant Space Goat is approaching quickly, and have placed you on the 'B' Ark. Your cutting-edge legal department has earned you this exciting place on the first Ark to be launched!

    Please report to the launch site in Indonesia near Krakatoa (see map) no later than March 1, 2001, for in order to be properly processed and boarded.

    We thank you for your submission and are certain that you and your other people on the 'B' Ark will help make New Earth a success!

    Regards, The Society For The Preservation Of Earth.
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  216. This sounds like a case for the Geek Mafia! by TheOutlawTorn · · Score: 5

    Think about it. A bunch of vigilante geeks dressing up in black combat gear, performing guerilla hit and run operations on the corporate headquarters of idiot companies like Geoworks and Altavista. The group could carry paintball guns and balloons filled with shaving cream. No permanent damage would be done, but the message sent....

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  217. New Innovation by fantom_winter · · Score: 5
    I would just like to announce that I have just recieved a patent on finger-operated input devices, but I've decided to make it Freeware, so if you are reading this message, please send me a postcard and a 5 pound brick. I'll pay the postage. Here's my address:

    General Information Services Division

    U.S. Patent and Trademark Office

    Crystal Plaza 3, Room 2C02

    Washington, DC 20231

    Or you can call and say hello. I love getting threatening and perverted phone calls:

    1-800-786-9199

  218. wont work. by gagganator · · Score: 5

    i already own the patent on the frivolous interchange of transport mechanisms in order to create new art for the purpose of wealth generated cesation of work

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