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Hans Gilde writes: "Pedophilia has been a big topic in the UK lately, there have been riots, beatings and vandalism resulting from [pedophile witchhunts]. In an attempt "to ask hard questions about the way society and the media deal with its most difficult problems" and point out "that famous people have a habit of denouncing things without knowing much about them", a comedian in the UK produced a TV show, described in an article in the NY Times, in which he actually got a member of Parliament to say the following, on the air, in all seriousness: "Using an area of the Internet the size of Ireland, pedophiles can make your keyboard release toxic vapors that can make you more suggestible."" This show is frankly hilarious, and the reaction to it is even better. You probably want to see the show, eh? It's available in .avi or Real and DivX.

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  1. Re:Use the AVI mirrors! by Kizeh · · Score: 1

    None of these seem to work for me. Site not found, file not found or authorization failed are the errors. Is there a known issue or is my ISP making a mess?

  2. Re:Taboos by Mzilikazi · · Score: 1
    I tried to address that in the middle of my post, but here's a few more thoughts... As for ancient history, consent wasn't really an issue, even among adults. Rape hasn't always been a crime punishable by the state. Other notions of human bondage and ownership came into play.

    As for the age of consent, agreed, it's debateable, but there's a lot of other factors of life in modern American society that require different ages. 18 to vote or serve in the military or buy porn or cigarettes, 21 to drink alcohol, roughly 18 to get married, 16 to drive, etc*. One important issue with kids and sex is the parents--even if that thirteen year old girl consents to having sex with the 20 year old guy, the girl's parents are left with the responsibility of taking care of her and possibly the resulting child as well. (The father could be ordered to pay child support or restitution, but would not legally be allowed to marry or live independently with the girl, assuming that he wasn't in jail for statutory rape in the first place.) Or if the kid catches an STD, it's the parents' responsibility as far as medical treatment both in terms of insurance and power of attorney as to permission to give treatment.

    However, there's still a big difference between children and teenagers, which is precisely why those freedoms and responsibilities are phased in beginning around the age of 16. Until we open all of the other privileges--voting, driving, drinking, etc. up to children of all ages, as well as requiring children to be employed and self-sufficient, the consent issue is pretty moot.

    *Never too young to pay taxes, though! As for the ages mentioned, your mileage may vary depending on your state, etc.

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  3. Re:For the opposite perspective: by wct · · Score: 1

    hmmm...the daily poll is "favourite terrorist organisation", so I'm guessing it's a pisstake.

  4. Re:What's a Datsun, sonny by armb · · Score: 1

    > > It's what Nissan used to call itself in English-speaking countries
    > In Belgium too, which is not English-speaking.
    > Maybe the same reason why Opel is called Vauxhall in the UK?

    No, the Nissan company used to brand their cars "Datsun". (Similarly with Mitshbishi/Colt). There's an old joke with the punchline "raining Datsun cogs".
    ("Fuji Heavy Industry" are still using the Subaru brand for their cars http://www.fhi.co.jp/english/index.htm)

    Opel and Vauxhall are companies which are both owned by General Motors, but kept their names and badges.

    But back to the original point - there is no such offense as "jaywalking" in the UK, but pedestrians are encouraged to use crossings where possible. Although pedestrians do have right of way on roads (other than motorways (freeways) where they aren't allowed), that doesn't mean a driver who hits a pedestrian on the road is automatically guilty of an offense even if the pedestrian jumped out suddenly.

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  5. Re:(-1 Overrated) by Sphaleotas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > We're giving too much attention to a TV show with the intelligence of a prank phone call.

    Hardly. If there's a single, take-home message from the series, it's that charities, parliamentarians, government, the press and mass media collude to make rational public debate impossible: "major news topics" derive their sole significance from the extent to which they afford lobbyists, parliamentarians and the news media a pretext for creating mutually self-serving moral panics.

    So, in a programme that dealt with the social and media hypocrisy surrounding child sex abuse, the point was made that anyone dissenting from the current hysteria (and suggesting, say, that paedophiles require treatment rather than demonization) would be either ignored or vilified.

    Funnily enough, within a day of transmission Morris was vilified in the tabloid press and the programme condemned -- sight unseen -- by three government ministers.

    Compared with the rest of a brilliant series, the programme was arguably below par. But to conclude from the fact it was under-written that Morris is somehow a "hack" is frankly stupid.

  6. Re:Pedophilia's just as wrong as rape or murder by mpe · · Score: 2

    I never said the effect of the two crimes was the same. I said in my view, both are equally wrong: rape/molestment is a form of torture, and torture, imo, is just as morally wrong as murder. Nor did I ever say the victim's life was over, and nor is it in America -- there are numerous groups to help people who've been raped.

    If you convince government to equate rape/molestment with murder then the victim's life is very likely to be over. Since they might feel they have less risk of being caught without a live witness against them.

    A rapist or child molestor is really a man who keeps his victim alive, so he can torture her/him

    Not all rapists and child molestors have a penis. Given the sexist surrounding the whole issue its impossible to tell how many are men and how many are women however.

  7. Re:Pedophile Hysterics by spongman · · Score: 2

    are you a post-natal mother? apparently new mothers have uncontrollable urges to pick up babies with their butts sticking way in the air. probably something to do with the fact that if they're in that situation, then the baby is probably on it's way out of the cave, see darwin for the rest...

  8. Re:Chris Morris == Satirical Genius by Troller+Durden · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know the subject of paedophilia is abhorrent to everyone with an ounce of sense [...]"

    He was also making fun about people with attitudes like yours. You seemed to miss that part.

  9. Re:(-1 Overrated) by fondue · · Score: 1
    Morris is not a hack. Anyone who has watched Brass Eye is aware that the gulling of celebrities is a minor part of the programme. It was done in the original series (FIVE years ago) to debunk the myth that celebs gave a shit about the causes they were publicising - to show that their objective was simply to gain publicity for themselves.

    I agree that Brass Eye isn't 'satire', it's simply comedic genius. A pity that you (and the Daily Mail reading masses) did not appreciate it.

    And of course, I'm not doubting that you've seen the programme for a second...

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  10. I wish I was british. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I saw it but think I totally missed a lot of the british-centric jokes. Like I had no clue that guy was actually a member of the Parliment.

    And what the hell was Phil Collins doing? Were those taken out of context from some other show, or was he in on the joke? I didn't really get it.

    All in all, I thought it was pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as it had the potential to be. The first two minutes make you think it's gonna be hilarious and then it's just...not.

    Maybe I'd think differently if I was british.

    1. Re:I wish I was british. by Grab · · Score: 2

      Point is, _none_ of them were in on the joke. Every one of them had been set up. The humour isn't in what they said, but in the fact that you could get them to say it bcos they thought it would make them look good and get them publicity.

      And it isn't quite humour, although some of it was funny. It's a serious issue, when you can demonstrate that leading social figures will bang on about something they know nothing about, given very little encouragement. It makes you think a bit more about the pronouncements that the politicians come out with on policing, drugs, etc - how much of these have they actually thought about themselves, or how much are they simply doing for self-publicity at the instigation of one or other single-issue pressure group?

      If you want plain hilarious, then Dom Joly will do. But there's nothing significant in the results of that. Half an hour after Dom Joly, you'll have forgotten it, unless there's a particularly good bit to tell your friends the next day - you certainly won't think about it any deeper. Brass Eye sets out to make you think about it.

      An even better program was one done by a leading stand-up comedian (Lee Evans, IIRC), which involved exposing various major social political institutions. For instance, reporters won't actually ask politicians hard questions at a press conference, bcos then they won't get invited to the next press conference. When this guy got up at a press conference and actually asked the hard questions, there was a look of horror and embarrassment from all the reporters, like the reaction to someone telling a fart joke loudly in a posh restaurant. Like "how dare he, doesn't he know what the rules are here?"

      These may be funny in that they show up leading figures, but the real issues underlying them are not at all amusing.

      Grab.

    2. Re:I wish I was british. by dunkerz · · Score: 1

      Actually, not many British folk find all the British comedy funny, ;) and some think it absolute rubbish.

      You're definitely not alone..

      - dunkerz, who is british

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    3. Re:I wish I was british. by Valar · · Score: 1

      I'm not a brit, I just speak the language. The subjunctive mood indicates that something is not necessarily true. Which is important, because in the above case, the sentence wouldn't make much sense in simple past tense, eh?

    4. Re:I wish I was british. by gowen · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Maybe I'd think differently if I was british.
      Nah. You're right, its just not that funny.
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    5. Re:I wish I was british. by Motor · · Score: 2

      Maybe you should try to think differently. I mean, make an effort. Sure,. Try to understand foreign cultures. It opens your mind.

      To be fair, there is a lot of stuff in the Brass Eyes that really requires you to be British, or live there, to get. Trust me, many of the jokes are even funnier when you recognise the strange intonation on the voices during the narration. A simple "Yes", delivered by Morris shoots right over the head of non-Brits... whereas most Brits hear it as a near-perfect piss-take of Jeremy Paxman and his interviewing style.

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    6. Re:I wish I was british. by Valar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if you were british, you would know that it should be, "I wish I were british." It's subjunctive. As in abutebaris modo subjunctivo.

    7. Re:I wish I was british. by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2
      Well, if you were british, you would know that it should be, "I wish I were british." It's subjunctive. As in abutebaris modo subjunctivo.
      The subjunctive mood? Fooey -- that's fancy Frenchification of the language by the lexicographers. You only talk that way because you Brits don't speak real English, any more than us Americans understand irony.
  11. Yawwwwwwwn by microview · · Score: 1

    How low can /. go? I always thought /. was high tech and nerdie stuff. Geez if I wanted a here about a stupid british (non-scifi) show I would expect to find it on PBS.

  12. Re:You see... by tezmc · · Score: 3, Funny
    In the UK a pedestrian always has right of way on a public road (after all they were using them a thousand years before cars were invented.)

    I'd like to see you try that in London without getting mown down by a battered looking Datsun Sunny.

    ,Tez

  13. Re:The problem with politicians by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 2, Funny

    She read about it. How's that for detailed and useful knowledge of a topic you will be deciding on?

    Hello, kettle.

  14. Who does it? by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    My guess would be the media, who want to make a profit. There used to be tabloids, but now every news media, and especially in poor britain, is more or less tabloid.
    I could rant on about how it has to do with the traditional class divisons in Britain, and that these media idiots are really trying to turn their entire people into what americans would call "white trash". But I'm too tired! And disgusted!


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  15. Re:Pedophilia's just as wrong as rape or murder by dh003i · · Score: 1

    I never said the effect of the two crimes was the same. I said in my view, both are equally wrong: rape/molestment is a form of torture, and torture, imo, is just as morally wrong as murder. Nor did I ever say the victim's life was over, and nor is it in America -- there are numerous groups to help people who've been raped. A rapist or child molestor is really a man who keeps his victim alive, so he can torture her/him. You wouldn't say that if I spared your life only to torture you, that would be somehow more "noble" than killing you on my part, would you? Of course not.

  16. Re:(-1 Overrated) by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    :( oops...my bad.

  17. Re:(-1 Overrated) by dopplex · · Score: 1

    At the risk of sounding anal... 4 legs good, 2 legs bad happens to be from Orwell's Animal Farm rather than 1984.

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  18. Re:"Pedophilia is *good*!" - Greeks by san · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >So we should wonder: what was the point inthe
    >history of Western culture where pedophilia
    >switched from white to black? And why?
    Easy: With the introduction of christianity....

  19. Re:What mirrors? by Kizeh · · Score: 1

    No, it's not just you. They worked about an hour ago, but no go anymore. My ongoing downloads just timed out.

  20. Re:George Carlin said it best: by fenix+down · · Score: 1
    I love people who get pissed at other people's sense of humor. Like people who say "That's not funny!" to someone who's laughing. Obviously it IS funny or they wouldn't be laughing.

    I think it's pretty clear the problem is on your end. Get some help, Johnny.

  21. Re:For the opposite perspective: by Troller+Durden · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read the site policy. Trolls are not allowed. The editors there had no problem with removing comments written to just get a hysterical reaction.

  22. Great, I'll be able to see it at last... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    I missed the program... the media hystreria over here was quite shocking - the same media that supported the beating up of a peadiatrician and the assaults of several people who just happend to look vaguely like the fuzzy photographs they published...

    When you get politicians and popstars making stupid statements without ever even thinking whether what they were saying made *sense* (and no, none of them were in on the joke) it makes you wonder what other kinds of crap they're saying in supposedly 'serious' programs.

  23. Bullseye! by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This comment says it well, from the end of the article:

    `"How Mr. Morris must be laughing," Harry Owen of Horley, Surrey, wrote in a letter to The Daily Telegraph. "Perhaps Channel 4, instead of apologizing, should have simply said, `We rest our case.' "'

    It's funny how satire becomes reality in that way. It's kind of like the South Park movie; the whole thing parodied, prior to the fact, the reaction of everyone to the movie after it was released.

    Such satire is the most brilliant kind -- when a satire makes fun of the very reaction people have tot he satire. It's when you know that the satire's creators have hit their target right in the center of the bullseye.

  24. Re:Taboos by mpe · · Score: 2

    The difficulty with fiction is that murder can have lots of motives, and in the realm of comedy, there's often the joke that someone deserved to get murdered, or that someone was accidentally killed. It's a lot different to "accidentally" rape a five year old, or have a legitimate motive for doing so that enthralls the reader/viewer/etc.

    Our current ideas of age of consent (mixed as they are) are hardly universal through out history. What was the age of consent in ancient Rome, the Egyptian empire or the various American peoples 1,000 years ago?
    Alternativly you can have a sci-fi culture which has any rules you'd like to invent about sexuality.

  25. Re:Discussion or practice? by mpe · · Score: 2

    "can" leave scars...what if it doesn't? What are the percentages of those that are scarred vs. those that aren't, and who decides who is scarred or not?

    Also when this does happen what is actually causing the "scaring"

    Are there controlled studies?

    Odds on if anyone attempted to carry them out then they'd receive death threats. (In the same way that reseach in to domestic violence generated death threats when the results made a nonsense of feminist dogma.)

  26. Re:Freenet as a distribution channel for videos? by jesser · · Score: 2

    Why don't you?!! I want to see it too.

    I just got freenet and I'm still trying to figure out how to use it. I *think* I just inserted the two 12-minute segments under the keys

    brass eye special part 1 of 2 (divx)

    brass eye special part 2 of 2 (divx)

    How can I find out whether I successfully inserted the files?

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  27. Re:For the opposite perspective: by rking · · Score: 1

    Is adequacy.org for real or just pisstake?

    Bits of it are written very convincingly, but honestly "the wholesome family entertainment of Big Brother" is a bit of a give away.

  28. Re:no registration link: moderators? by CSC · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    It seems many moderators are just as stupid as those politicians. Two days ago I did the exact same thing, that is post an s/www/archive/ URL and got moderated down (and NOT for redundancy)...

    Sociologically /. is a perferct mirror of the lousiest parts of society.

    (and yes, I do agree, I'm part of it just like you)

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  29. "Pedophilia is *good*!" - Greeks by Vagary · · Score: 1

    In Greek culture pedophilia was not only not harmful, but considered exceptionally beneficial (see: Plato's Symposium). So we should wonder: what was the point in the history of Western culture where pedophilia switched from white to black? And why?

    1. Re:"Pedophilia is *good*!" - Greeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      How do you separate the Greek men from the boys?

      With a crowbar.

    2. Re:"Pedophilia is *good*!" - Greeks by Vagary · · Score: 1

      But it was already in decline at the rise of the Roman Empire (long before Christianity became the official religion). Apparently the Romans decided not to pick up the pedophilia with their shopping trip of Greek culture...

  30. Re:Men are the targets of these witchhunts. by havachu · · Score: 2, Funny

    In fact, British Airways has an official policy of not seating young children next to men when children fly alone.

    Oh, yeah, that sounds like a *real* problem. I would actually request that the airline NOT seat an unsupervised young child next to me on an airplane. Do you really want a mommy-less brat dripping snot and whining next to you for X hours?

  31. Re:Taboos by mpe · · Score: 2

    It's only recently, evolutionarily speaking, that sex has been restricted to "adults." To add insult to injury, the growth hormones that we put in our chickens and our cows are being passed through to the kitchen table, and are causing children to mature faster.

    Use of such hormones is very recent. The actual factor is better nutrition.
    What's been happening over the last 200 or so years is that whilst the age of physical maturity has been going down the age of legal adulthood has been going up (in the case of places like the US this is 21).
    Thus you end up with a large number of sexually mature people legally considered "children".

  32. Re:Rape and murder are not equivalent! by Bookery · · Score: 1

    The victim lives (and in countries where the culture is NOT as hopelessly sexually fucked up as in Amerika and Gross Britain) eventually recovers, as from any other brutal assault

    You mean like in oh, say, Palestine or Afghanistan, where if you're raped it's often considered your own fault, and you may be forced to *marry your rapist* to keep up the family name? Or possibly killed by a male relative (or even your rapist), also to keep up the family name, because you've been disgraced? Is that considered recovering?

    Listen, the U.S. and Great Britain's cultures may be pretty sexually fucked up, but they are NOTHING compared to others. In fact, speaking as a genuine certified female, I'd say I've got it pretty good, sexually, in the U.S. of A. Not that it couldn't be better, but it could also certainly be worse.

  33. Re:Taboos by CamelTrader · · Score: 1

    Hey, we're not only talking about p(a)edophelia here. We are talking about SEX. Sex is the ruling taboo here. And sex is something that you dont talk about, especially with little kids. So if you not supposed to talk about it, you sure as hell aren't supposed to do it with em, right?

    If sex were a more open topic, perhaps it wouldnt be as emotionally traumatizing for a child to say "Mummy, Uncle Ralph had sex with me". Then it would be easier to punish uncle ralph. (What the punishment would be for p(a)edophelia in such an enlightened society, I cannot guess). This is a very slippery slope, but society has a very ignorance based attitude towards sex - what our kids dont know, they cant do. Sexual Education classes start around age 11 now, which is a good start, but if its always been taboo, suddenly talking about it at age 11 won't bring it into the open, and often SEX remains taboo even after such classes for exactly that reason.

    The most legitimate logic against p(a)edophelia that I see in our society is that while a citizen is under the age of 18 their parent/guardian is responsible for making their decisions. This raises the question of what happens when Mummy says "Yes suzie, what Uncle Ralph is doing is OK". If suzie didn't grow up in our society, she would probably be emotionally fit. This is assuming that both Mummy and Uncle Ralph are loving relatives with a serious concern for Suzies well being and happiness.

    The problem with p(a)edophelia (and, in fact, lots of problems having to do with sex) is that it is often done merely for the gratification of Uncle Ralph with no thought for suzie (whether she is 4 or 40 or black or white).

    Now that I think about it, most problems having to do with people have this problem too.

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  34. Re:Pedophile Hysterics by spongman · · Score: 2

    ah, meta-satire! brilliant.

  35. Re:Taboos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Sure, it is a horrible subject: grown people should nothave sex with children.

    Says who?

    How dare you foist your moral view point on other people!

  36. Re:Taboos by Mzilikazi · · Score: 1
    It's discussed a lot, both in public and private forums. The difficulty with fiction is that murder can have lots of motives, and in the realm of comedy, there's often the joke that someone deserved to get murdered, or that someone was accidentally killed. It's a lot different to "accidentally" rape a five year old, or have a legitimate motive for doing so that enthralls the reader/viewer/etc.

    And the subject's out there all over the place... From Oprah to South Park. Every time there's a legitimate case of pedophilia, it tends to be all over the news and papers (though it tends to be restricted to local media, unless the case is particularly bizarre).

    The subject is being investigated, debated, explored, etc. The only difference is that a large majority of people tend to agree that having sex with children is not a good thing (especially given that it falls into the non-consensual brand of sex), and that there's few convincing arguments otherwise. (Disclaimers: yes, there's a lot of argument over what the appropriate age of consent is, and that varies with the times. At least in modern Western Civilization, actual intercourse with prepubescent children is considered abuse rather than healthy sexuality.)

    Is it a taboo? Yes, so are incest, cannibalism, necrophilia and lots of other things. Unlike the topics of nudity, the Catholic Church, witchcraft, etc., these aren't so much expressions of opinion or choice but rather crimes against another human being, which is a big distinction. The fact that these are crimes doesn't in any way diminish the amount of attention and study given to the subjects, it just tends to weaken the arguments in favor of them, so you're not as likely to have "Pro-Incest Rallies" and "Necrophilia Pride Marches".

    All that aside, I'll close with the following from Airplane:

    Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
    and
    Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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  37. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by Suidae · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look, you can't go around asking people to defend their positions logically like that. They are likely to hurt their little brains.

  38. Hillarious by spongman · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Thanks for posting the links. I've read some of the news articles on the bbc web site about the uproar over this and now that I've seen it I have one thing to say:
    Anyone who takes this seriously is in desparate need of a humor transplant.
    Great satire, guys. Keep it up.
  39. Re:Gnutella Info by alansingfield · · Score: 1

    Or 217.34.86.35 - on for another 8 hours or so

  40. Re:no registration link: moderators? by CSC · · Score: 1
    Okay, so the current Idiot vs. Clueful score is :
    Offtopic: 1, Insightful: 1
    Thus 50% are idiots.

    I love statistics!

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  41. Richard Blackwood. by JimPooley · · Score: 1

    The guy who said keyboards could release gas is Richard Blackwood, who is not (thank fuck) as the intro to this piece says, a member of parliament. He's a crap comedian/singer who would desperately like to be Will Smith...

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  42. Re:How is this funny? by G-Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well then, you had best not read Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal. Boy will you be in for a shock...

  43. Re:For the opposite perspective: by Vryl · · Score: 1
    I think you're right ... the article on German language is a ripper.

    Good work tho, it seems to catch a heap of ppl's.

    It's the supertroll site, v funny

  44. Re:Chris Morris is a total genius... More on him.. by listen · · Score: 1

    Hey, you forgot about "On the hour"!
    It was a Radio 4 show - before the
    day today - absolutely
    fantastic parody of radio reporting -
    eg the Foreign minister gambling away
    the 5th of June at an EU conference. ;-)

  45. Re:Taboos by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Sex with a 16 year old is not pedophilia.

  46. Re:You see... by mpe · · Score: 2

    You're right, it is the stupid pedestrian's fault, they should have used a crosswalk. In my state (FL), if you hit someone who is crossing the street illegaly it isn't (necessarily) your fault.

    Which highlights a notable cultural difference between the US and the UK (indeed most of Europe). In the UK a pedestrian always has right of way on a public road (after all they were using them a thousand years before cars were invented.)

  47. Re:Discussion or practice? by mpe · · Score: 2

    At worst, its an example of predatory behavior by adults against weaker, inexperienced and immature children.

    You can get this happening with any age groups. Even where the predator is younger than their "prey".

  48. You see... by 11thangel · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not the kids fault for being idiots and talking ot people online that they never knew and then going out behind their parents backs and getting molested. And it's certainly not the parents fault for not watching their kids internet habits. IT's all the pedophiles and their evil toxic vapors. Just like Microsoft is really good but open source has been drugging the water and making us think GPL is good.

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    1. Re:You see... by asherlangton · · Score: 1

      The challenge is to figure out how pedophiles can satisfy their desires without actually harming any real human beings. VR or cloning may be the answer.

      Should satisfying these people's desires really be our concern? Should we also find ways to satisfy the desires or murderers and rapists? I say no to both questions.

    2. Re:You see... by garethwi · · Score: 2

      Which highlights a notable cultural difference between the US and the UK (indeed most of Europe). In the UK a pedestrian always has right of way on a public road (after all they were using them a thousand years before cars were invented.)

      No they don't.

    3. Re:You see... by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      It would not surprise me if the numbers of "stranger" crimes saw a phenomenal climb in the next decade, as the bait-and-lure tactics of the net take their toll. Hopefully there will be more education for kids about the dangers of the net without the scare tactics that numb them to the danger. (re: smoking, drinking, drugs {like any of those stories stopped us} )
      Still, the number of "familiar" crimes is disturbingly high. Where I grew up, you didn't talk about such stuff. When I moved a more developed part of the country I discovered that about 90% of my friends had been molested at some point in their lives. That's a disturbing number.
      And it wasn't necessarily one guy working the neighborhood. Living around an army base, most of the kids were from different places, so it creates a picture of a very active subculture of what was once an isolationists practice. Now they have the tech to become organized.
      It makes one shudder to think.

      Too bad the police frown on people pretending to be 12 year olds to lure out the sickos :)

    4. Re:You see... by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      Hey, hey, you should give chemical induced euphoria a try some time.

    5. Re:You see... by blue+trane · · Score: 1
      Pedophilia is a horrible thing

      but it wouldn't exist if there weren't a demand.

      The challenge is to figure out how pedophiles can satisfy their desires without actually harming any real human beings. VR or cloning may be the answer.

    6. Re:You see... by Pseudonym · · Score: 2
      It's not the kids fault for being idiots and talking ot people online that they never knew and then going out behind their parents backs and getting molested.

      I know this was meant to be sarcastic, but there are a number of factual errors here which should be pointed out in the interest of accuracy.

      As a piece of background, it might be handy to know that I've worked with a number of adult survivors of childhood abuse. My wife has worked with many more than I. In every case we've dealt with, none were abused by a "people [...] that they never knew".

      Research (e.g. by the WHO) shows that this is not isolated. The common case is that a child is abused by a male[1], a trusted individual known to them, and usually in a position of authority (often a parent or other relative, neighbour, teacher, priest etc). Furthermore, the child most at risk for this kind of abuse is one who does not have a sufficiently caring and intimate family life. Abusers prey on loneliness and provide the intimacy that children need, albeit in a more damaging form.

      Children being abused by the "stranger on the street" (or on the net, for that matter) is extremely rare. Naturally, it gets reported a lot when it does happen.

      The moral of the story is that if the protection of children is the desired outcome, looking for paedophiles "out there" is precisely the wrong thing to do.

      [1] BTW, in case you're curious why there's a sex disparity here, it might be helpful to know that females tend to abuse in different ways. Women (usually mothers) are more likely to be physically or emotionally abusive than sexually abusive. It does happen, but it's rare. Also, while men tend to physically abuse more, women tend to physically abuse worse, because they tend to use weapons. (Brooms, spoons, belts etc.)

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    7. Re:You see... by LatJoor · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to bet that all of the runoff from farm fertilizers and pesticides in Wisconsin and Michigan bears as much blame as Chicago industry for the pollution of the Great Lakes. But I'm not sure, so I doubt I'd bet more than $5.

    8. Re:You see... by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ah, but bank robbery doesn't tend to be a compulsion in people unless you count financial desire.
      because he was only 13, when caught and put into counseling I'd be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt... as we did the person who took advantage of the fact that I was 5 when they were 16.
      if he were an adult, I'd have no problem beating him to death with a shovel, forget the life-long stigma.
      if counselling is able to help him, good. if not, he'd best stay out of my city.

    9. Re:You see... by kableh · · Score: 1

      True and it's not anyones fault when a pedestrian is in the road when they get ran down

      You're right, it is the stupid pedestrian's fault, they should have used a crosswalk. In my state (FL), if you hit someone who is crossing the street illegaly it isn't (necessarily) your fault.

      or the drug dealers fault that the human waste of america like chemical induced euphoria instead of real life

      True once again. Drug dealers wouldn't be around if there wasn't a demand, once again proving why the War On Drugs is a losing battle. Pedophilia is a touchy subject (kinda like abortion here in the states). Even if this guy is a hack in the eyes of some, I'm glad he can open some eyes to a different point of view. Pedophilia is a horrible thing, but lynch mobs and vigilante violence against innoncents in the name of fighting it is much much worse. Maybe you didnt notice the --End Sarcasm-- at the end of his post. Or maybe I've just been trolled...

      ACs with a microphone...

    10. Re:You see... by blue+trane · · Score: 1
      Should satisfying these people's desires really be our concern? Should we also find ways to satisfy the desires or murderers and rapists? I say no to both questions.

      I don't think you'll ever eliminate murder, rape, or child molestation without allowing the perpetrators or would-be perpetrators satisfy their desires in a harmless way.

    11. Re:You see... by bellings · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which highlights a notable cultural difference between the US and the UK (indeed most of Europe). In the UK a pedestrian always has right of way on a public road (after all they were using them a thousand years before cars were invented.)

      What is this "pedestrian" crap you European's keep talking about? Is that some sort of pedophile on a horse or something? Makes sense that you would have those for thousands of years, you damn filthy Euro's and your liberal ways.

      Here in God's country, we use the roads for what God created them for -- driving our SUV's.

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    12. Re:You see... by GC · · Score: 2

      I live in the UK, and I have to ask:

      "What is a Datsun, sonny?"

    13. Re:You see... by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU!!!!!! My younger brother molested a young girl about 5 years ago when he was 13. He just got out of a group home and successfully completed therapy. He is now on probation for the rest of his life. How many other crimes require probation that long?

      Just in case anyone thinks that I approve of his behavior, I don't. However I do not believe that he needs to spend the rest of his life with that stigma. After all, other serious crimes, like murder, bank robbery, rape, etc. don't have probation-for-life.

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    14. Re:You see... by dinotrac · · Score: 1
      Umm. There's a reason why kids are generally expected to have parents or guardians. It's that kids tend to be less knowledgable and less sophisticated than adults, and more trusting.

      Most cultures and legal systems endeavor to protect kids in ways that they do not protect adults.

      As to the rest of what you said: Sure.

    15. Re:You see... by asdfdf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually yes, this is exactly what happens.

      For rapists, there are programs to deal with the desires, and use masterbation etc.

      And they have shown some degree of success, as opposed to simply not dealing with them.

    16. Re:You see... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1
      I wonder if a game of Quake would satisfy a serial killer...

      If it doesn't and he becomes too wrapped up in designing a real life railgun to actually kill someone, is this an improvement? :-)

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    17. Re:You see... by asdfdf · · Score: 1

      tut tut

      I did a double take then

    18. Re:You see... by SeltsamTintenfisch · · Score: 1

      > The challenge is to figure out how pedophiles can
      > satisfy their desires without actually harming
      > any real human beings. VR or cloning may be the
      > answer.

      in ohio recently, a man who had been convicted of pedophilia was recently arrested on similar charges for writing fictional stories about fictional children in his own personal diary for his own personal consumption. . . .

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    19. Re:You see... by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, and sadly I think this is the main thing that Chris Morris failed to highlight.

      As the woman who wrote a wonderfully Morris-supportive letter to the Guardian website put it (quoting from memory, but not far off): "I too am sick of all this 'paedo-lurking-behind-every-bush' hysteria, when 9 times out of 10 it's actually Daddy diddling his daughter on the sofa while Mum's out at Tesco's[1], but nobody's interested in that."

      She then went onto explain how she told both her school and the family doctor, neither of whom believed her. No doubt if some git had leapt on her from behind a bus-stop then they might have shown some concern.

      [[1] - Tesco's = major British supermarket chain]

    20. Re:You see... by Pseudonym · · Score: 2
      Yes, and sadly I think this is the main thing that Chris Morris failed to highlight.

      With all due respect to Chris Morris, that wasn't his task. His show is a send-up of a tabloid current affairs/infotainment show. Given that not only did he effectively raise public debate about the British tabloid media, but even managed to rouse them into exactly the same kind of outcry that he satirises, I think he did that job admirably.

      Presenting actual facts on Brasseye would be counter-productive. However, you might want to check out this article) from The Onion, which sums up the dilemma nicely.

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  49. Re:Discussion or practice? by blue+trane · · Score: 1
    sexual contact between adults and children is hurtful to both parties at best and can leave long-lasting scars on all parties involved

    "can" leave scars...what if it doesn't? What are the percentages of those that are scarred vs. those that aren't, and who decides who is scarred or not? Are there controlled studies?

    In other words, without more data to back up that statement, it seems equivalent to now-outdated thinking about homosexuality or women's suffrage or what have you.

  50. Re:"Not for us, but For the Children" by rho · · Score: 2

    Wow, you missed the point entirely. They just keep whizzing over your head, huh?

    Sacrificing *your* freedom and *your* liberty for *your* children is fine. However, you cross the line when you -- through support of politicians and/or legislation -- that remove somebody else's freedoms or liberty for unspecified and unknown children is wrong.

    It is fundamentally the same as restricting the freedoms and liberty of blacks for the sake of white people.

    No, I do not have children -- thank goodness. I'm not married yet. I do plan to have children, and will provide a good, moral, healthy home and family for them.

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  51. If PBS doesn't do it... by ph8ts2l · · Score: 1

    except for the Labour party rep's complicity in the gag about pedophiles using keyboards, there's not much, i agree, to warrant it's positng on /. The brasseye shows do, however, make some good points about misuse of the news media, something i think /. has as much of a responsibility to keep in mind as any media outlet.

    Besides, i've yet to see anything like it on PBS; exept for maybe a few Python bits (if one was quick enough to catch the entendres, not easy if Amur'kin is your first language). If PBS doesn't do it, then the web will; i don't expect nearly so much from PBS. While they contribute much to television content, note that they still have to operate within the commercial broadcast infrastructure. Not as easy, i'm sure, as sticking the .avi's in a shared folder and firing up LimeWire.

    congrats to taco & the rest, too, for /.'s getting profiled on NPR (last month, i think), as one media-type site that has survived and flourished despite odds against it's kind's survival.

  52. 411? by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Independent Television Commission ... said that 411 calls had come in to support the program.

    Okay, i'm not going to say people should be forbidden from expressing their opinions on such issues, but is this really the right avenue?

    "Hello, Information."

    "Hi, i've got a bone to pick with you. The recent witch hunt against pedophiles is going too far. If we don't get a grip on this hysteria, we're--"

    "Sir, i really believe this goes beyond my training as a telephone operator."

    1. Re:411? by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      There is no "411" in the UK... it's 192 here. ;o)

  53. Re:How is this funny? by tauntalum · · Score: 1
    In the US some of the worst effects from child "molestation" are on kids who never experienced the real thing, but have been subjected to authority figures urging them to "tell the truth." Ultimately many of these kids find themselves creating bizaar fabrications to please their inquisitors.

    This also applies to adults, it's just that children are less resistant. This method of questioning is very similar to torture.

  54. Re:Chris Morris == Satirical Genius by Cederic · · Score: 1

    >>Yet everyone cannot wait to tell each-other "How disgusting it was", in a ferocious attempt to prove that they too are not paedophiles

    Hmm. Not where I work - every single person canvassed in an informal survey (ok, we were chatting by the coffee machine) agreed that the program was fantastic and made a strong and valid point about overreaction and brute ignorance regarding "taboo" subjects.

    ~Cederic

  55. Re:That's wrong... by garethwi · · Score: 2

    Shouldn't that be Paedant?

  56. Re:Taboos by asherlangton · · Score: 1

    > But I believe that pedophiles are, in general,
    > worse than murderers.

    Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Milosevic, Mao Tse-Tung, Kim Il Sung, Agusto Pinochet, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein, Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez, David Berkowitz, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Edward Gein, Ted Bundy, and droves of thousands more...


    You're missing the point. Sex criminals (not just pedophiles) are worse, in general (key words), because their actions don't even stem from a normal reaction or impulse. Most of us are probably capable of murder under some circumstances. Many murderers are not completely broken individuals incapable of someday becoming safe, productive citizens. Almost all pedophiles are.

    The people you listed above are murderers (and many of them sex criminals, too) who fall into the unredeemable category. Their crimes and motivations have little to do with the average murderer's crimes and motivations.

    For what it's worth, I believe that pedophiles are as bad as serial kilers and genocidal tyrants. The magnitude of the damage may differ, but the quality of the individual is the same.

  57. Re:'Legal Reasons' Explanation by Molf · · Score: 1

    Television in the UK is not made up of perpetual reruns of something that was shown last week, and the week before, etc. Some programs (such as this in fact) are repeated once within a week, and then you've missed your chance to watch it for ages, if ever. I'm sure this is not why it was pulled as that would make no sense at all. If you want to see it though, one word: Gnutella

  58. Re:The problem with politicians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    She masturbated to it. The point is that on camera she has to put up a big show of not watching.

    It's like on IRC or AOL when you say you are putting someone on ignore by announcing that. Everyone knows damn well you did no such thing because you just have to know what's going on but at the same time you have to make believe you really did...even when the person makes a statements and you can totally think of the perfect zinger so you end up logging in as a second person and then repeating the comment with a joking laugh so you can feign surprise and deliver the zinger and thus make up for all those times the person outspoke you and thus caused you to put the idiot on ignore in the first place

    oh bloody 'ell you've gone and ignore me now.

  59. Re:Taboos by mpe · · Score: 2

    We could also touch on the porn side of the issue. Should looking at pornographic (that is images depicting overtly sexual situations, not just nudes) pictures of under-age models be illegal?

    Definitions of "under age" are highly variable though. Would you mean "under age" where the picture was taken, where the viewer is now, where the picture is now, wheer the subject is now, etc, etc.

    What if they are simply fictional illistrations? Computer models? Extremely realistic computer models? Computer generated movies.

    Stautes tend to make these equally illegal, but their are loopholes. e.g. Star Trek Voyager isn't "child pornography" even with a character aged between 2 and 5 nor is the movie "The Fly II" even with a lead character aged 5. Being a big corporate probably helps though.

  60. Re:The problem with politicians by RainbowSix · · Score: 1

    That is like here in America, a politician is requesting a ban on "The Sopranos" because they protray Italians as mobsters. On Larry King live she admitted she had never seen the show, and stuttered into saying she was boycotting it. Luckily Jon Stewart and the daily show concluded "She's a dumbass!" and that they were working on a new show where there were no negative stereotypes against anybody, and no problems or anything, called "The most boring show ever!"

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  61. Re:Tabloid Tactics by _Bean_ · · Score: 1

    Using an area of the Internet the size of Ireland, pedophiles can make your keyboard release toxic vapors that can make you more suggestible

    Whats the gobbledygook there? Toxic vapors? the Internet? Keyboard? suggestible? or perhaps Ireland? Either he knew what all of the words meant and was damn stupid for believing it or he doesn't understand the english language and is still pretty damn stupid.

  62. Re:Gnutella Info by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 1
    Connect to 65.100.98.240. I'm not real fast on uploads, but I'll leave it running all week.

    -Jade E.

  63. Re:Pardon me... by kill+-9+$RANDOM · · Score: 1

    It's taboo. Dont you get it?

  64. Re:Taboos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In some traditional Indian (as in India) societies it was considered the normal and proper thing to have their budding ~12 yr old daughters introduced to sex by the most loving, gentle, experienced persons available: their grandfathers.

    And I read on some NAMBLA thing where a 14 yr old boy described getting sodomized by his 40 yr old buddy as feeling "really great".

    It's people doing mean things to other people that we're trying to avoid. Right?

  65. You need to context to appreciate it by pmc · · Score: 4, Informative
    This program is satire, and very well done satire too. Watching it in isolation is a bit pointless because you will have no idea who or what the targets of the satire are. So a little bit of background is needed.

    The tabloid press in the UK has, for the past few years, been using paedophiles as the new bogey men, and at one point there seemed to be almost a revulsion race to see which paper could revile them the most. One of them ("The News of the World") came up with the most disturbing: they would print photographs and addresses of known paedophiles. This seems reasonable, and it was defended by the NoW as such, but it lead directly the the aforementioned riots and, as the article says, witchhunts. This was entirely predictable.

    The problem with the violence and the witchhunts is that things got out of hand, as they do when a mob tries to think. In one town they forced out a paediatrician by daubing "Paedo out" slogans on her house (see this). In other locations the naming of people a "Paedos" was enough to get them beaten up - there was a fair bit of score settling going on at the time - here is the BBC about Paulsgrove, the main estate where such things were happening.

    There was also a bit of feedback going between the sections of press, hand wringing about the violence whilst implicitly condoning it - after all no one could be for paedophilia. So all was good in the world of the press - circulations were up, they were protecting children from evil, and they were secure in the knowledge that nobody could successfully attack them because that would mean that they were for paedophilia, and could instantly be slurred.

    Enter Brass Eye. The press were livid, and instantly attacked. In fact, they attacked before the program went out, and the program was delayed for two weeks whilst the legalities were sorted out - Mr Collins was upset for some reason. The reaction to the show was amazing: every news bulletin, every newspaper, every channel reported it. And reported it negatively at first.

    Then the press belated realised that a large section of the public were just not buying the story - see this for a fairly typical cross-section.

    Certainly no one I know who has seen it thought it in anyway glorified paedophila. No one was particularly offended by it either. It wasn't about paedophilia - it was about media manipulation. It is vastly amusing to see the very same things that were so effectively satirised in the show wheeled out to attack it. This includes government ministers saying "I haven't seen the show but..." (I will except David Blunkett, the Home Secretary from this as he is blind).

    1. Re:You need to context to appreciate it by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1
      Yes, most of them. I assume this isn't a troll...

      Only The Sun and The Star have a "Page Three" girl, and even those are drifting out of fashion.

      The Mirror is a leftish "red-top" tabloid that, despite having an iffy editor, seems to have its heart in the right place. No Page Three.

      The Daily Mail and The Daily Express are right-wing middle-market tabloids; the former in particular is sickeningly hypocritical.

      There are four serious broadsheets: The Times (right wing), The Telegraph (ultra-right wing), The Independent (as it says) and The Guardian (left wing).

      Not all the British press is crap, just most of it.

      (Sunday paper variations left out for simplicity, and before anyone mentions The Sport, I'm not sure it qualifies as a newspaper... ;-) )

    2. Re:You need to context to appreciate it by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      The tabloid press in the UK has, for the past few years...

      I was under the impression that ALL of the press in the UK was tabloid. Is there a daily publication there that doesn't have an infamous "page two?"

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  66. Re:The problem with politicians by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

    Wow, George Costanza for the Digital Age!

  67. Relative by mwillems · · Score: 1
    It is all relative. I feel I need to add a disclaimer here: I understand that being assaulted is horrible, terrible, heartwrenchingly painful, is with you for life, and so on. I am not minimising that.

    But surely you cannot be serious. You would not rather have your kid killed rather than raped. This is an example of how we have lost sight, as a society, of the relative severity of these offences.

    I have two small kids myself. If they were assaulted against their will I would gladly kill the perpetrator with my bare hands. But there is NO WAY that I would rather have them dead than assaulted. It does not even come close. Michael

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    1. Re:Relative by The+Mayor · · Score: 2

      It's not that I would rather have my kid killed than raped. It's the thought that the rape of my kid will inflict generations of people--my kid's wife, their kids, and perhaps their kids' kids. That's the case with sex crimes. They suck. Particularly when they're done to the young.

      And, in case you're wondering, I have been the victim of a sex crime, when I was 12. It sucks. It has taken years to be functional in relationships (I'm 30 now). And I know there are ways that I will be messed up for life. And I'm one of the lucky ones. My case was a fairly mild one, as far as sex crimes are concerned. On top of that, I have a wonderful, loving family, and I was very emotionally strong and mature when the event happened.

      The cynical among us would tell me, "then why don't you kill yourself". Well, that would be adding one bad thing to another. It wouldn't make it right. I can say that I think the punishment for this crime should be at least as great--no, in fact, greater--than the punishment for murder. Of course, I also don't believe in the death penalty. But, that's neither here nor there.

      I stand by my original statement. As far as crimes go, sex crimes are more reprehensible, IMHO, than murder.

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  68. Re:Pedophile Hysterics by SubtleNuance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...ummm that I believe is the point.

    Have a look at this picture - it pretty much sums it up.

  69. Re:Taboos by bernz · · Score: 1
    it's not so taboo anymore. mainstream films like American Beauty are dealing with it (in that shitty film's vague way of dealing with things).

    the childraping poet ginsburg dealt with it too.

    check for more info on modern pedophiles.

  70. Re:Minding each other's own business:you're wrong. by bernz · · Score: 4, Interesting
    but the difference with child predatory pornography (which is what we're talking about here) is that it is basely wrong because it isn't truly consenual. Say what you will about porn in general, but child pornography IS wrong for many good reasons.

    The internet ISN'T taking care of this problem by itself. And people are making money off of the rape of children. This is wrong. and if you think this is acceptable (i don't care what Ginsburg did) then YOU are wrong.

    this isn't a "but what about the CHILDREN" sort of thing. We don't let children drive because given the time of development for the human mind, it's a crapshoot risk. we don't allow children to make sexual decisions with adults for the same reason. Yes, in the roman period, women and men were often married in their teens. guess what, this isn't the roman period. deal.

    go to andrew vachss site for more info about predatory pedophiles.

  71. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by hbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please prove you exist without resorting to a priori premises.

    My opposition to pedophilia rests on one a priori assumption, which is fairly fundamental to my values: that imposing your will on others carries a high potential for evil. Another relevant assumption I make is that children, in general have underdeveloped choice-making capacity. This is not an a priori assumption, though proving that rhetorically is tedious and demanding. I would beg your indulgance on the point. (In fact, I will ignore you if you challenge me on it, as I have real work to do today. 8)

    In the case of pedophilia, the potential evil attendant upon forcing one's will upon a person with limited capacity for choice is the disruption of normal human development caused by the untimly exposure to a powerful human drive that even adults have a hard time coping with psychologically. The potential for damage increases the younger the victim, and the closer the relation of the perpetrator.

    In philosophical terms, the above argument has lots of holes. In common-sense terms, I believe it is nearly bullet-proof.

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  72. Stop confusing me! by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

    I saw the icon and the blurb and had visions of thousands of Britons bursting into homes with torches and pitchforks searching for lonely little men sniffing shoes in the corner!...

  73. Re:Men are the targets of these witchhunts. by Woko · · Score: 1

    This is discrimination and stereotyping of men - could you imagine if blacks were treated this way?

    Presumably black men are...

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  74. Re:Taboos by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    ... the ethical position we harbour against pedophilia to those African tribes that firmly believe in female genital mutilations ...

    Fortunately, that's a problem which is specific to a very small area of the world.

    Circumcision is a far worse problem. Without going into too many details, I've read that it reduces sexual enjoyment to 20-40% of its original level. (What do you expect when you remove skin that contains so many nerves?)

    And we say it's done for cleanliness. Teach your kid to use a fucking bar of soap!

    To stay on topic, people used to marry at 12. It's only recently, evolutionarily speaking, that sex has been restricted to "adults." To add insult to injury, the growth hormones that we put in our chickens and our cows are being passed through to the kitchen table, and are causing children to mature faster. Females have breasts at a much earlier age now, making them sexual targets.

    I'm not defending the pedophile; I'm simply trying to explain the behavior, objectively.

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  75. Re:(-1 Overrated) by Slashdot+Fool · · Score: 1

    I'd agree with you entirely if we didn't live in a society in which celebrity rather than sanity is the key to getting access to the media. While it remains pretty much standard practice to recruit the famous to promote single-issue lunacies to the populus, I'd say pointing out that they can be persuaded to say almost anything is a pretty good satirical goal. Perhaps not the very highest one could aspire to, but worthwhile.

    Steff

  76. Re:Men are the targets of these witchhunts. by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    Men get paid only a fraction of a % more PER HOUR!! Men work more hours on average. Look it up.

    Women are less likely to be punished in car related crimes (speeding, say)--even though the stats show more are being committed by women than men.

    As for rape, women don't need to worry about the guy next to them. Less than 1% of Americans beat or rape women, or engage in child abuse. Sure that's still a lot of people, but it's not every man on the subway--and not the 30-40% reported by some extreme feminist groups.

    You want to know anti-man action? American schools have researched for years how to improve scholastic performance of girls (a good thing). But, boys are now dropping out of school in great numbers, less are going to college, and few read that well anymore. Why? The boys are being ignored as girls are being focused on--after all, boys have an advantage at birth, right?

    Even worse, many young kids (k-2) are being told that, essentially, boys are violent little monsters and need to be forced to pay nice--even though "voilent" play is necessary and leads to a more calm, emotionally stable future. Any charactor building for young men, such as making gentlemen, is shunned.

    The roles are reversed and boys are being screwed. Have a good laugh.

  77. Riots happen by OpenSourced · · Score: 1
    Well, when you have riots, you need a mob, and that's a lot of people. If you've got mass psychosis about something, you need a big mass of people. If you poke fun at a big mass of people, most of them they are going to get pissed. That's taught in Human Nature I.

    I mean perhaps a minority will stop and think and say "Well, perhaps that's true, I got too carried away when I and the rest of the mob beat the living daylights out of that suspected paedophile". But that's surely an small minority. I mean, people capable of such introspection usually stop short of the "mob state" in the first place. Most of the others will call and complain. Nobody likes to be mocked.

    I'm now downloading the program. I want to check if I belong to that "small percentage of the psychologically sick" that could have found the program enjoyable, or rather to the other big percentage of the psychologically sick.

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  78. Re:(-1 Overrated) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you really think that Brass Eye is about making b/c list celebs look stupid then you have failed in your attempt to understand the show. Get out your 'The Day Today' tapes, watch them, re-watch them, and ask yourself why the programme is funny.

    Read some tabloid newspapers. Watch 'Newsnight' and the appallingly patronising 'Tonight with Trevor McDonald'.
    Then take a good look at Brass Eye. Pay attention to the sections that don't involve celebrities. Brass Eye *really is* a gem of a show.

  79. How is this funny? by bartyboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pedophiles do not make for a funny subject, neither does the ignorance of elected officials when it comes to technology, or any other topic, for that matter. Sure, we all get a chuckle from hearing how dumb people can be, but these elected officials are there to make laws, and if they're clueless about certain facts, we end up with stuff like the DMCA.

    I'm off to put my troll-mod suit on.

    1. Re:How is this funny? by j_w_d · · Score: 1
      Having kids of my own, this discussion gets me a little schizoid. However, one issue that I suspect gets very poor consideration is the effect authority figures investigating such rumours have on kids who may or may not have been molested. It can be very easy to convince a kid there is something wrong, whether there is or not. In the US some of the worst effects from child "molestation" are on kids who never experienced the real thing, but have been subjected to authority figures urging them to "tell the truth." Ultimately many of these kids find themselves creating bizaar fabrications to please their inquisitors. In effect, if they were not molested before, by the time the authorities are finished with them, they have certainly been abused. A little sanity and a little humour from these authorities, instead of the dreadful seriousness they express, could help those kids more than a year of "intervention." So even if it isn't funny, humour may be necessary, and the most important means of relieving these kids of the stress of the investigation, and perhaps from other and worse experiences.

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  80. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I feel I must point out that there is no Biblical basis for being against pedophilia. Both the Old and the New Testament advocate breeding to every extent that it is possible. As David Spade says "If there is grass on the field, play ball"

    Once a boy or girl is able to reproduce, the Bible instructs that they should be bound together in married "cleave together as one flesh" and raise up children "in the teaching of God and all manner of scripture". Simply put, the faster and more often you breed the stronger you are as a people.

    That's why the Israelites were forbidden from masturbating. God said that it was better for an Israelite man to cum inside a prostitute than to let the sperm go to waste.

    The Torah also indicates in several chapters that Gentile girls can be used for sexual pleasure as long as they are over four years old.

    Homosexuality is a crime according to the Bible because it prevents procreation. Pedophelia is not a crime according to the Bible because it fosters procreation. Go forth, be fruitful, and multiply.

  81. Pardon me... by OakLEE · · Score: 1

    but what does this have to do with roasting cows?
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  82. Chris Morris == Satirical Genius by Meffan · · Score: 5, Informative
    I watched the program, I live in the UK. It was incredibly hilarious. I know the subject of paedophilia is abhorrent to everyone with an ounce of sense, but guess what - The show contained no paedophilia...

    This is overlooked by almost everyone.

    The point of the show, and of many of Morris' other shows, is that is an attack on self serving publicity hungry semi-celebritys. For example - Phil Collins in a "Nonce Sense" T-shirt (Nonce being an English slang word for paedophile) going to schools, and blindly repeating absolute gibberish fed to him by Morris.

    Most people will say that Phil was doing a good thing, by trying to educate children. I side with Morris, that it was a self-publicising act on his behalf, and that if he had any real interest in protecting children he would have easily spotted it as a spoof. As Eammon Holmes (UK daytime TV presenter) did.

    Other sections included a news report on how children were being crammed into football stadiums to "Keep them safe". How far is this from the truth? Media hysteria makes parents (Like myself) believe that it is impossible to allow children safely out at night, whereas attacks on children are at a relatively constant rate (Can't link to a newspaper - sorry).

    Chris Morris has attacked not children with this show, but he has attacked the misleading media, and attention craving celebrities. For this he has been denounced, his actions upset the status quo - by showing celebrities as fools, by lambasting the newspapers who terrify us with exaggerations of how unsafe we are.

    He is even described in the UK media as "Elitist" , a bludgeoning attempt to ensure people will not try to understand his comedy, for fear that they will be associated with such a negative connotation.

    The UK viewing figures for this programme were 2 million at the start, 1 million at the end. Yet everyone cannot wait to tell each-other "How disgusting it was", in a ferocious attempt to prove that they too are not paedophiles. As though the very act of laughing at, or even watching the show inspires one to go out and attack children.

    Mainstream media hates this man for exposing them as liars and fools.

    That just makes me like him more ;-]

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    1. Re:Chris Morris == Satirical Genius by awol · · Score: 1

      Not. Don't get me wrong, I like Morris's work. But he has been doing the same joke for a few years now (The episode on the new drug "Cake" - you know you can find its recipe on the internet) was very amusing, but it is not genius to take a pot shot at the idiocy of the way the media overreacts to the issue d'jour.

      The sound of knees hitting tables is not a response that is particularly difficult to elicit from the government of most any western "democracy".

      There are a few interesting things about this episode. First the government minister that got all vocal about it and then the rousing lack of support that her position received from more senior memebrs opf the govenrment and how the govenrment is even distancing itself from even that initial position. The second is how the Uk intelligencia are generally supportive of this program and of Morris in general. Will Self provided a ver cogent validation of the program. Finally perhaps the most interesting thing is the _Vey_ cynical actions of the broadcaster to repeat the program two days after it originally aired, particularly since there was an announced intention to review the content of the program for sanction by the media regulator.

      But for me, the most comical part about the whole thing was that all this outrage resulted in something like 2,000 phone calls to the broadcaster, the same broadcasted that received over 50,000 phone calls to vote for the winner of big brother

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  83. Re:Pedophile Hysterics by de+Selby · · Score: 1
    'pre-teen-appearing' Britanny Spears

    She looks like an adult to me....

  84. Re:For the opposite perspective: by broken77 · · Score: 1

    Moderators... PLEASE, spend some time reading through past articles of adequacy.org. People will say "trolling is not allowed on adequacy.org", etc. etc., but it's all part of the joke. Every story on the site is a troll. Many comments are as well. Don't take it seriously. I.e., the parent comment to this is _not_ Interesting. If anything, it should be marked as Funny (although not really, because I suspect the person who wrote the comment has no idea about the real intent of the web site).

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  85. Re:Taboos by asherlangton · · Score: 1

    But pedophilia is by no means worse than murder.

    I partly disagree. You're right in that murder has the worst outcome; that is, someone's dead. But I believe that pedophiles are, in general, worse than murderers. Murder is something to which most people can relate, at least to some extent. In a moment of rage, with varying degrees of justifiability, an ordinary person could commit a murder. Not so for a child-molester. Those people are deeply damaged and constantly dangerous.

  86. *smothers laughter* by cyberwench · · Score: 1
    The cynical decision to show Brass Eye immediately after the wholesome family entertainment of Big Brother so that unsuspecting viewers may be subjected to this piece of televisual excrement is particularly sickening.

    Big Brother is considered wholesome family entertaiment in Britain? I think we may have found the problem...

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  87. Re:Taboos by mpe · · Score: 2

    Pedophilia on te other hand is a taboo; today's taboo. Taboo subjects are subjects "not legitimate for discussion". "Taboo" implies a certain amount of irrationality. This should worry free thinking people. Past taboos have included non-Catholic religion, madness, witchcraft, sexuality, nudity, homosexuality (male and female), the earth turning around the sun, women having the same number of teeth as men, and so on.

    Note that some of these "past taboos" are still very much current. Also the paedophilia definitly overlaps with sexuality in terms of things such as ages of consent. Especially in the "first world" where people now routinely reach biological maturity whilst they are legally considered "childern".

    When a subject is taboo, it is legitimate to investigate it. I would say, it is crucial. It is how progress in society is made.
    Yes, sometimes that means investigating distasteful subjects. But the alternative is worse: a society run on the basis of fear, superstition, and unstated interests. That's not where I want to live.


    Roving bands of viglantee thugs certainly dosn't help society.

  88. Funny... by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 2
    We were just talking about this the other day.

    I think the points made in that thread (about code red) also apply here...

    This TV program was headline news for like 3 days. Haven't they got something better to report?

    Nonetheless, the program was as funny as f*ck. I am glad that alot of the Americans enjoyed it. This suprised me, as I have had embarrising incidents using sarcasm/satire with americans.....

  89. Re:Minding each other's own business by sasha328 · · Score: 1

    But if someone finds the content they find offending, no one is saying they must look at it

    That is absolutely true. People seem to too easily blame someone else for their mistakes, in this case it is the internet. However, there is a group in our society that cannot think for themselves, or rather, do not know when to stop or look the other way. They are called kids. I teach kids from ages 5 to 12. I can see clearly how they are influenced by what they watch (TV more so than the internet), and for that I hold only the parents responsible.
    You can't police the internet.>/i>
    That is also true, but you have to educate the responsible people.

  90. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by mpe · · Score: 2

    You just made the assumption that such sexual activity is actually damage. What about parents who force shots on their kids? How traumatic is that yet they are told to be good little boys and girls and endure it. Or force them to eat their vegetables and punish them when they don't?

    Or even chopping bits of babies' genitals. Which happens very often in the USA...

    There's that Star Trek TNG episode where everyone runs around in skimpy outfits and it happy and carefree. The underlying message, though the closest they could come to saying it was have a bunch of teenage girls half naked, was that giving pleasure was considered a noble deed in their society. So women went out of their way to pleasure the male Federation officers and vice versa.

    A problem with popular sci-fi (IMHO) is that all too often supposed "aliens" act far too much like contempoary American humans... Certainly in terms of interpersonal relationships. Such that situations like this are very noticable.

    If you were to raise a child alone on a desert island and taught that child to fulfill your every sexual desire where would the child acquire any sense of wrong or damage? Wouldn't it seem a natural and pleasurable action? The giving and receiving of pleasure?

    In the US and UK right now sex purely for exchange and sharing of pleasure would probably be considered highly abnormal anyway :)

  91. Re:(-1 Overrated) by gowen · · Score: 2
    but it certainly isn't hard hitting.

    Public reaction shows otherwise.

    Only if you can't tell the difference between hard hitting and controversial. Newsnight is hard hitting, but it isn't controversial. Brasseye is controversial without being hard hitting.
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  92. Pedophilia's just as wrong as rape or murder by dh003i · · Score: 1

    Imo, molesting a child is rape, and deserves the same punishment as rape, which in my opinion deserves the same punishment as murder or torture -- death, or life in prison.

    However, this is a comedy, and Morris didn't mean to say that pedophilia's OK -- he was trying to show how fucking ignorant society is of the real issues. It was funny.

    1. Re:Pedophilia's just as wrong as rape or murder by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      "Imo, molesting a child is rape, "

      Well IMO killing someone is a murder, or maybe an assassination in some cases.

      And, I know I'm taking a dangerous position here, but taking someone's money without their consent is THEFT, except when it's for taxes, of course.

      Last, I want to say that war is BAD, I know I will make lots of enemies here, but I will stand up for what I believe, WAR IS BAD! Peace is good, on the other hand. Dying is bad, too, but finding a cure for cancer would be great.

      I know people will hate me for saying this, but with all those bad people around here, someone has to say that poor people should be given more money! And hungered masses should eat more. If only the thirsty would drink, there would'nt be so much problems on earth.

  93. Re:Taboos by mpe · · Score: 2

    What's "wrong" with someone raping, murdering or abusing someone else? Who says that shouldn't be the order of things?

    Something being "wrong" probably should not prevent it being part of the plot of a novel or movie.

  94. My reply... by mwillems · · Score: 1
    Well, we can argue about this one for days, weeks, years: philosophers do this. Bertrand Russell defined good as that which (I paraphrase) gives most overall net pleasure to humankind. I owuld say "bad is what hurts other people".

    But that is my definition. Your mileage may vary. "Right" and "wrong" are tough to define. That's what society is for. So maybe I should say "societally undesirable".

    You target the wrong guy: I am not being bigoted (notice the spelling) at all. On the contrary, I am advocating free debate (rather than unfree taboo) to come up with the answers.

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  95. In USA this just wouldn't do by magi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Brits have an excellent taste for satire, and make excellent comedy series, I must say. They are also known for not taking religion too seriously, unlike americans. From an unknown source:

    SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY

    SAN FRANCISCO - We spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony yesterday.

    "It was weird," Fullmer said, "I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and shit and he said, like, great weather, or something like that."

    Said Fullmer: "And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way is it great weather."

    Fullmer soon realised that the other man's 'mistake' was deliberate.

    "This guy was pretty cool about it," Fullmer said.

    Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future.

    "I'm like saying it all the time." he said. "Weekend last I was like grilling steaks and I like burned them to shit and I said 'great weather'."

    I guess the last paragraph is the most illustrative. ;-)

    1. Re:In USA this just wouldn't do by spongman · · Score: 2

      Yup, good ole' Henry VII taught us a healthy disrespect for organised religion. I find it funny, though, that it's the chruch of England, that he founded because he didn't want the catholics telling him he couldn't get a divorce that are up in arms about prince charles getting remarried. what a farce!

  96. Strongly disagree! by mwillems · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Fwiw, I strongly disagree. On two points: I think that there is a taboo on discussing it, and I think there is a lot to discuss.

    • It is very much a taboo. Even a show about it raises moral objections from the masses. A murderer gets complimented in jail; a pedophile gets murdered. My simple reply (in which btw I said I though pedophilia was distasteful!) elicited a "you sick fuck child rapist" response. Need I say more?
    • There is a LOT to discuss. Is it indeed harmful? To whom? Can we minimise its incidenmce? Can we minimise its harm? Why are some people pedophiles? HOw can we minimise any harm caused? How should released pedophiles return to society? What therapies work best? Is the Internet bad for allwoing free communication? Should the Internet be banned becuase it contains child sex pictures? Is the harm partly or wholly culturally caused? I could go on for a while - and all these questions are taboo, as they generally just receive reactions like that one response to my post I saw that just saud "you sick fuck child rapist". That was a typical reponse not to a pedophile but to someone merely responding to a post ABOUT the subject! And that is what we should fix, and that is what the show no doubt hopes to achieve.
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  97. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by mpe · · Score: 2

    The general view (and law) is that a person under the legal age _cannot_ consent.

    The basic problem here is that legal ages vary so wildly that it makes more sense to suppose that the whole thing is based of circular reasoning. Rather than an age being derived from any kind of objective study.

  98. Re:Taboos by mwillems · · Score: 1
    Ah, but

    • Who exactly decides what is legitimate for entertainment purposes? Only by free discussion can we work this out.
    • At my last company we the joke policy was amended to preclude jokes that referred to race, religion, politics, sex, and sexuality: leaving exactly nothing to joke about. I would say that jokes about touchy subjects are very much legitimate.
    • Which evidence says that discussing distasteful subjects makes us immune to them? I have seen many cop shows but am no more likely to murder anyone, or accept anyone murdering anyone, as a result.
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  99. in the US? by mlknowle · · Score: 1

    I think that it would be interesting to see how a show like this would be received in the US. In any case, the responce to this satire certinly justified its existance.

    The real question is: who is manipulating the public's fear so as to create this fear of pedophilia, and what is their goal for doing so?

    1. Re:in the US? by CaseStudy · · Score: 1

      The real question is: who is manipulating the public's fear so as to create this fear of pedophilia, and what is their goal for doing so?

      If you're asking who profits most, my first guess would be elected officials trying to appear "tough on crime" without doing anything controversial. Second guess would be news media who know some parents will watch any program that purports to discuss a threat to their children. If you're trying to suggest that this is a conscious effort to manipulate public attitudes rather than simply selling what sells (creating a vicious cycle in the process), then I'd suggest you're being paranoid.

  100. Re:Gnutella Info by bani · · Score: 1

    These files are nowhere to be found on gnutella, unfortunately. Gone. Totally. Poof.

    Guess they must have cracked down on gnutella also.

  101. Re:Discussion or practice? by mpe · · Score: 2

    I think most societies are in broad agreement that sexual contact between adults and children is hurtful to both parties at best and can leave long-lasting scars on all parties involved.

    But is the issue age or "power". Currently the law does not distinguish between a teacher or babysitter (who may themselves be a "child" taking advantage of the person they are entrusted with and someone meeting a young person at a party/bar/club/etc.

  102. Re:Taboos by The+Mayor · · Score: 2

    I just have to take issue with one of your statements. "But pedophilia is by no means worse than murder." I cannot disagree with this more.

    With murder, the act is over and done with. The damage is done, and no more damage is incurred. With pedophilia, the crime continues to inflict pain and damage, often for generations. Victims of pedophilia (or, for that matter, just about all sex crimes) are significantly more likely to have disfunctional sex lives and relationships for the remainder of their lives. This means that not only does the victim get punished, but that victim's lovers, and children, and so on. It is a pain that continues to inflict long after the initial damage is done.

    That said, I applaud the work of the satirist. There is a level of witch hunts going on for all sorts of crimes, including pedophilia, rape, and drugs. All that it takes in today's world to absolutely ruin a person's life is to accuse that person of one of these crimes.

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  103. Re:Taboos by Suidae · · Score: 1
    I believe there is some body of evidence that suggests that children having sex with adults can indeed lead to emotional damage later on. Indeed, this may well be wholly or partly cultural

    Perhaps its more about the child being forced by an adult (often a trusted adult) to do something they don't want to do (repeatedly), and then threatened (not necessarily overtly) by said trusted adult if they don't keep quite about it.

    Probably a big part of the problem is that the child can easily be pressured into cooperating, as they naturally feel subordinate to the adult, and so are unlikely to reject advances. I don't see there being any way around that.

    However, I'm speaking in terms of pre-adolescent children. People reaching sexual maturaty are more likely to be in control of themselves and able to choose their encounters, but most are less capaible than an adult, although they probably would not admit this to themselves, which could possible get them into a worse situation.

    I'm no psycologist though.

    I've never really encountered a taboo about dicussing why pedophilia is bad, or what exactly constitutes pedophilia. Discussing why its GOOD would tend to draw some attention though :)

    We could also touch on the porn side of the issue. Should looking at pornographic (that is images depicting overtly sexual situations, not just nudes) pictures of under-age models be illegal? What if they are simply fictional illistrations? Computer models? Extremely realistic computer models? Computer generated movies?

    At what point does such porn change from being a release to something that encourages actual physical acts? Should kiddie porn retain the completely taboo status it has in the USA and be eradicated in all forms? Or is that sort of zero tolerance policy unjust and unrealistic?

  104. From 58 BC to 54 BC under Julius Caesar by screwballicus · · Score: 2

    ...whose military practices were so notoriously cruel that they garnered disaproval even among the Roman Senate. I found a good, if short, history of the Gaulish conquest here: http://www.livius.org/caa-can/caesar/caesar04.html

  105. Gun Control, v2.0 by HRabson · · Score: 1

    When I wrote my 2nd-year College paper on gun control, I was roasted for concluding that banning guns would only save 10-15 lives a year. I was nearly failed for it and the senior Law professor didn't speak to me for about a year. This all happened around the time of the Dunblane incident, when 17-18 children were killed by a man who never should have had a gun licence in the first place (what a shocker). The Government banned handguns. Between 10 and 15 deaths a year were traced to legally owned handguns, prior to the ban. Chalk one up for the good guys? I don't think so. If Members of Parliament are being conned by Brass Eye, may God have mercy on the future of democracy in Britain. I have been in America for two years so I have missed most of this fuss over paedophilia in Britain. It seems to be a re-run of the gun control problem: the new Labour Government is determined to do whatever the people want, no matter how ridiculous it is. I don't know what you Brits have done with my country while I've been away, but while I was there, Paedophilia was actually less of a problem than it is in here in America. Maybe Americans are a bit less - oh, how shall I put this - INSANE than the British are at the moment. I love my country but right now I'm not very proud of my countrymen.

  106. Re:Taboos by mwillems · · Score: 1
    Well, good questions by you and others here: Why is pedophilia bad?

    It's off topic, but here's my opinion: I believe there is some body of evidence that suggests that children having sex with adults can indeed lead to emotional damage later on. Indeed, this may well be wholly or partly cultural (Pedophilia appears not to have done the old Greeks much harm, for instance), but of course our kids do live in our culture.

    I suppose we could debate this - legitimate debate by the way! - but I think it's off topic here. Still, I quite agree we COULD, and SHOULD BE ABLE TO, debate it. Otherwise once again we get stuck with irrational opinions and fears - that is exactly what taboos achieve. Michael

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  107. Re:Taboos by radartroop · · Score: 1

    There's nothing distasteful about rational, reasoned discussion of a distasteful subject, any subject. Why are we all here talking about it if it's an illegitimate topic? My gripe with this sort of garbage program has nothing to do with the the distastefulness of the subject. I'm disturbed by the fact that, like so much of modern art and entertainment, the performer/artist intentionally offends while cloaking their "art" within the mantle of "social commentary". Modern artists/performers are often souless, directionless, without strong moral centers. The only avenue left for some: ridicule and parody the mores of the society that they live within, yet despise. This is a pattern that became pronounced in the 60's, waned in the 80's, and is now returning with a vengeance. Many Artists/Performers simply choose offensive material because it gains easy notoriety (this entire thread is a case in point). They lack the more subtle, refined, and crafted ability to comment on society in a productive, thoughtful manner.

    A fundamental: while some societal values do change over time, some values MUST remain. Restrictions against the acts of murder, theft, cheating, lying, and many other forms of behaviour are, at the very least, neccesary for the continued existence of a stable and ordered society. At most, they're neccesary for the spiritual health of every human being. I often wonder if modern liberal thought perceives all mores as individual dominoes in a chain, each one falling when struck by the one before. Your statement, and others, has almost left me with the impression that the taboo against sex with children is just one more restriction on individual desires that society will one day overcome.

    Finally, your piece mixes apples and oranges: you confuse the taboo that surrounds the act with the act itself and sceintific facts. You use murder as an example of something worse than paedophilia, as though to argue that paedophilia should be just as frequently parodied, joked about, etc. Herein lies a bit of the difference between the two: many (most?) people can relate, at least in part, to murder, at the very least in the sense of wishing violence towards someone, murder being the ultimate form of violence. However, which of us, in any way, finds a three year old sexually desireable? It's unthinkable, and it's impossible to imagine the sickness of a mind so contorted. Of course, you might argue that we merely find such a thing unimagineable because it's taboo. Other's, and I'm in this camp, maintain that taboos are tools developed by society to safeguard against the most harmful forms of human behaviour. The taboo surrounding paedophilia exists for good reason, and little thought is required to understand the importance of that particular taboo. Sure, lets discuss the issue rationally and intelligently, but lets not make something so horrible and debased a subject to be joked about by the next Leno or Letterman.

  108. Taboos by mwillems · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Pedophilia is today's taboo, and I think taboos are best investigated and questioned.

    Sure, it is a horrible subject: grown people should nothave sex with children. But pedophilia is by no means worse than murder. Yet murder is a legitimate subject for satire, comedy, thrillers, whodunnits: a whole industry has sprung up around it. Ask P.D. James, or read about Kinsey Millhone.

    Pedophilia on te other hand is a taboo; today's taboo. Taboo subjects are subjects "not legitimate for discussion". "Taboo" implies a certain amount of irrationality. This should worry free thinking people. Past taboos have included non-Catholic religion, madness, witchcraft, sexuality, nudity, homosexuality (male and female), the earth turning around the sun, women having the same number of teeth as men, and so on.

    When a subject is taboo, it is legitimate to investigate it. I would say, it is crucial. It is how progress in society is made.

    Yes, sometimes that means investigating distasteful subjects. But the alternative is worse: a society run on the basis of fear, superstition, and unstated interests. That's not where I want to live.

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    1. Re:Taboos by mwillems · · Score: 1
      Well, I think you know I mean "to all intents and purposes". That means we can all probably agree that there are things that are not so good. Rape, maybe, or murder, or even child abuse.

      My point was not this, though. My point is exactly what you seem to be pointing out: these things should be nit "given", but arrived at through rational discussion.

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    2. Re:Taboos by hyehye · · Score: 2, Informative

      -1 for me-too post. I totally agree. I also think it's great to see a show like this, however 'tasteless' it may be described as being. Regardless of how many people were offended or amused by this, it did bring more attention to a troubling subject that NEEDS to be explored. Taboos are not healthy for an informed, free, intelligent, rational society, and this kind of jokesterism is one more step toward open public discussion. Regardless of the *content* of the show (I haven't seen it, don't plan to), thumbs up to the guys who put it on the air. Whether they realized it or not, they've pointed out the foolishness of the general public by way of exposure of 'unmentionable' social issues.

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    3. Re:Taboos by debrain · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The fascinating thing is that pedophilia is really the last information "taboo", without which I (personally) can think of no information on the internet which would be so illegal as to require regulating the internet in the long term. Of course, bomb recipes and operative lists are certainly dangerous and deadly, but their disclosure is limited by those who really have knowledge, whereas pedophilia is in the area where anyone can create and use it.

      Personally, I have a taboo with respect to pedophilia, but I believe it is also culturally based, and this is not something that should necessarily be imposed on other cultures. Much like Afghanistan imposing their beliefs on women in our country, we are equally well armed to justify the ethical position we harbour against pedophilia to those African tribes that firmly believe in female genital mutilations and who would, more often than not, violently oppose the destruction of their beliefs. We will equally oppose the destruction of the belief that children have the inherent right not to be voyeured or put into a sexual context, and many will probably violently oppose any change to that belief. (Ironically, on several levels, children are the ones who would be most open to the idea.)

      For my whole life, I will probably fear and revile pedophilia. But that does not mean it is wrong, nor does it say anything about the actual ethics of pedophilia. But perhaps society will evolve through this, as you said - progress is made by confronting such issues (something society is notoriously bad at, I believe), and my children will be more open minded about it.

    4. Re:Taboos by Estian · · Score: 1


      >> Sure, it is a horrible subject: grown people should nothave sex with children

      Actually, I think we could broaden that to : 'no one should have sex with anyone else *without their consent*'

      I can but fully agree that pedophilia is a terrible thing, but I always feel it's sort of a consensual taboo.. Let me explain : it's so obviously wrong to such a large part of the population, that almost everyone can safely be horrified by it. But I feel that pedophilia is only one side of a broader evil, namely rape. Be it incest, pedophilia, someone jumping on someone else in a dark alley, or someone who's heard once too many that when women said 'no' they actually meant 'yes'.. All those acts, crimes actually, are equally *wrong* to me.
      So, I agree that we should investigate distateful subjects, and try and investigate and question taboos.. but let's not miss the mark : fighting pedophilia alone is not enough. It'd be a good start to eradicate it, certainly.. but it'd only be a start, possibly the easier part of the iceberg to adress.

    5. Re:Taboos by sasha328 · · Score: 1
      But pedophilia is by no means worse than murder. Yet murder is a legitimate subject for satire, comedy, thrillers, whodunnits: a whole industry has sprung up around it.

      I agree about paedophilia not being worse than murder in terms of the perpetrator, however, there is a great danger in making paedophilia as common as murder is in the entertainment industry. Just look at how much murder is now taken for granted; we run the unpleasant risk of making people insensitive to paedophilia just like we did for murder due to its prevalence in the entertainment industry.

      There is a big difference between a "legitimate discusson" and an entertainment topic.

    6. Re:Taboos by ian_po · · Score: 1

      But pedophilia is by no means worse than murder.

      While this may be true, murdering a child would be worse than killing an adult. In this way we see why people hate pedophelia so much. Crimes against children and little fluffy animals are considered much worse by American culture.

      While some people argue that in certain cultures pedophila was/is a commmon/accepted practice, in america this is not the view. Also, the word is associated in America with a crime/perpatration and not a common social practice. When I think of the word it brings conotations of mental scarring and abuse (like rape) and not a mutual relationship which it (possibly, but highly unlikely) could be.

      This comedian is taking a justifiable stab at some of the irrational fear associated with the crime. This does not mean he condones it, which is obviously where idiots get tripped up.

    7. Re:Taboos by bani · · Score: 1

      > But I believe that pedophiles are, in general,
      > worse than murderers.

      Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Milosevic, Mao Tse-Tung,
      Kim Il Sung, Agusto Pinochet, Idi Amin,
      Saddam Hussein, Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson,
      Richard Ramirez, David Berkowitz, John Wayne Gacy,
      Jeffrey Dahmer, Edward Gein, Ted Bundy, and
      droves of thousands more...

      All thank you from the bottom of their hearts!!

    8. Re:Taboos by asdfdf · · Score: 1

      If you are going to argue against that point, then keep things to scale.

      If you said "murder is worse then setting fire to a house", then you'd still insist that killing someone is worse then me burning down every building in the world, bringing civilisation to halt?

    9. Re:Taboos by Silver222 · · Score: 1
      Actually, you should take Gacy off of that list. He was a pedophile, along with being a murderer. And you might want to consider adding Kissinger to that list as well....

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    10. Re:Taboos by Silver222 · · Score: 1
      ...murdering a child would be worse than killing an adult

      Why exactly is murdering a child any worse than murdering an adult, or a senior citizen?

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    11. Re:Taboos by bani · · Score: 1

      > Many murderers are not completely broken
      > individuals incapable of someday becoming safe,
      > productive citizens. Almost all pedophiles are.

      How do you know this?

      You are stating (as fact) that the recidivism rate of murderers is lower than that of pedophiles?

      Do you have pointers to some peer-reviewed papers?

      > Their crimes and motivations have little to do
      > with the average murderer's crimes and motivations

      And pray tell what IS the "average murderer's crimes and motivations", and tell us how you know this as fact.

  109. Re:Nothing is funny! by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    except they didn't annihilate Gaul.

    Caesar beat Vercingetorix after a year-long siege and accepted Vercingetorix's surrender. (vercingetorix then went to Rome to provide 'entertainment')

    conquered Gaul, yes.. annihilitated - no way.

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  110. The specific issue is unimportant by doce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the idea behind this show is great. The specific issue (in this case, pedophilia) is really rather unimportant. I'd love to see a similar show done in the US, outing celebrities and politicians on both sides of an issue who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about when discussing Intellectual Property and Copyright Law, environmental issues like global warming, internet law, energy concerns, and the like. In fact, I have a fledgeling site running Slash called Simon Jester where I'm trying to do just that... on a smaller scale and in a much less sensational manner. www.simonjester.com

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    1. Re:The specific issue is unimportant by bladel · · Score: 1

      I've only seen two episodes of BrassEye, but I belive there are many examples of good Satire on US television.

      Consider:
      * The Simpsons: Ignore the sight-gags and listen to the dialog. This show attacks every belief-system out there (politics, religion, popular culture).

      * South Park: Some episodes are just gross-out toilet humor, but others are true gems. A recent episode violated a voluntary censorship code, then proceeded to violate it another 46 times during the half-hour episode.

      * Anything by Michael Moore: TV Nation, the Naked Truth, movies. Mike knows just which buttons need pushing with some people. My friends and business associates in the UK have often said TV Nation and The Naked Truth are the only US shows they're interested in watching.

      I enjoyed this BrassEye special (well, the two parts I was able to get before it shut down, anyway). Anyone know if it will be available on DVD?

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    2. Re:The specific issue is unimportant by Maserati · · Score: 1

      * South Park: The counter hit 162 by the end of the show

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  111. Re:Minding each other's own business:you're wrong. by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

    Most of them do look suspiciously like adults.. umm ooops, i mean, i would think they do... not like i look at child pr0n.. oh dear i'll shut up now.

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  112. no registration link by jeko · · Score: 5, Informative
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  113. Minding each other's own business by dunkerz · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the internet just take care of itself and shouldn't society ignore the net if they don't like what they see? The net ain't an integral part of society (as of yet ;)), much as it seems to be. But if someone finds the content they find offending, no one is saying they must look at it: they can just forget about it and move on to something that does interest them. You can't police the internet.

    The net is a free medium, and although I can understand that some people want it to be controlled, how likely is internet policing?

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    1. Re:Minding each other's own business by Jazu · · Score: 1

      You know, it really anoys me how consistently society refuses to give kids some credit. Come on now, they aren't THAT stupid. If kids should be looking the other way, why shouldn't adults? Many people would respond "because they aren't mature enough to handle it", well, there are plenty of immature adults.

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  114. Re:For the opposite perspective: by Vryl · · Score: 2
    Is adequacy.org for real or just pisstake?

    I honestly can't tell. Or is is 'more of the same', ie a spoof of these people. Is Chris Morris actually behind it?

    The 'Open Letter to Channel 4' is fucking hilarious, it had me pissing myself.

  115. Nothing is funny! by screwballicus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Pedophiles do not make for a funny subject

    Humour Is Subjective (i.e., do not tell other people what constitutes a funny subject)

    Take an example: If I were to make a joke regarding Rome annihilating Gaul, would you respond in disgust and anger? Probably not. If I were to make a joke about the Holocaust, would you, then? Probably, yes, indeed. Why? Because you feel more of a close personal attachment to the event of the Holocaust than to the even of the conquering of Gaul. They're both tragic genocides on a similar scale. One is not greater than the other, but we have more personal, emotional interest in tip-toeing around the issue of the Holocaust. That doesn't make it rational in any way shape or form, however.

    neither does the ignorance of elected officials when it comes to technology, or any other topic, for that matter. Sure, we all get a chuckle from hearing how dumb people can be, but these elected officials are there to make laws, and if they're clueless about certain facts, we end up with stuff like the DMCA.

    So because legislation is a "serious issue", it should not be joked about? Are you saying that any joke that involves circumstances that are less than beneficial should not be made? Making fun of our misfortunes is nothing if not the basis for comedy itself. Generally, I find that people who refuse to view the world with any sense of humour become extremely cynical.

    1. Re:Nothing is funny! by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      The Romans annihilated Gaul? eh... when?

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    2. Re:Nothing is funny! by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Didn't you ever hear Caesar's quote, "All Gauls are to be divided into three parts"?

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  116. Re:Chris Morris is a total genius... More on him.. by Gumshoe · · Score: 1

    His most enjoyable work I believe, is Blue Jam. It's nothing short of brilliant.

    Available from Cookd and Bombd

  117. Re:Minding each other's own business:you're wrong. by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, _you're_ wrong. The internet isn't some sort of evil robot that grabs children and puts them in porno films. Its just a place to view information that has already been acquired. When you solve a problem you don't attack it at the widest point. you attack it at a bottle-neck. The internet is the widest point where a large number of people view a relatively small number of things. If you want to get rid of child pornography, stop the _small_ number of people that create it not the _large_ number of people that host and view it.

    -tfga

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  118. Pedophilia is Bad How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > grown people should not have sex with children

    Please defend this statement without resorting to a priori or ad hominim premises. (ie: You can't say "because the Bible says so", "because it just is", or "because your an Anonymous Coward".)

    I have my own reasons for disapproving of pedophilia, but I doubt that many people have given it rational thought.

    1. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The potential for damage increases the younger the victim

      BZZZZZZ

      You just made the assumption that such sexual activity is actually damage. What about parents who force shots on their kids? How traumatic is that yet they are told to be good little boys and girls and endure it. Or force them to eat their vegetables and punish them when they don't?

      There's that Star Trek TNG episode where everyone runs around in skimpy outfits and it happy and carefree. The underlying message, though the closest they could come to saying it was have a bunch of teenage girls half naked, was that giving pleasure was considered a noble deed in their society. So women went out of their way to pleasure the male Federation officers and vice versa.

      If you were to raise a child alone on a desert island and taught that child to fulfill your every sexual desire where would the child acquire any sense of wrong or damage? Wouldn't it seem a natural and pleasurable action? The giving and receiving of pleasure?

      Imposed will, I agree, a "bad thing" when the other party clearly has their own sense of right and wrong in conflict with yours. But if there was no conflict, no "damage" to avoid then your will would automatically coincide.

    2. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by Silver222 · · Score: 1
      I have to ask where in the bible masturbation is prohibited. Are you referring to the Onan situation?

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    3. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      since when did brains enter into this?

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    4. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Out of curiosity, why do you assume that any sex with a person under the legal age is going to be non-consenting?

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    5. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      The best way to deal with the legality of this issue is as a case of informed consent. A child (choose an age) is deemed incapable (either physically or legally) of making a giving informed consent when it comes to sex.

      Here's a kicker of an informed consent issue though:

      Doctors are able to prescribe heroin (diamorphine) to patients in severe pain. This tells us that the government has deemed heroin to be safe in the hands of qualified doctors.

      However, as a qualified doctor I would have no right to choose to take heroin myself EVEN THOUGH I can force it upon patients in certain conditions (e.g. patient on operating table demonstrating signs of pain) without their informed consent.

      But any 16-year old can walk into a newsagents and choose to become addicted to nicotine.

      Hmm...

    6. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by Vagary · · Score: 1
      1. "Children have an underdeveloped choice-making capacity"
      2. Pedophilia is wrong
      3. Ergo: Children who choose pedophilia are wrong

      Like ey said, it's a circular argument. :)

    7. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      1. Cogito ergo sum (this may not prove that I exist, but it proves enough for most purposes)

      So you're saying that it's bad to impose your will on others, but that children should have a will imposed on them (in order to protect them from their own "underdeveloped choice-making capacity")? I'll allow you that this could be expanded to a good argument against third-party pedophilia, but it seems to actually support parental pedophilia without further premises.

      In addition, can you defend your assertion that pedophilia 'victims' experience a "distruption of normal human development"? Your claim that damage probability is inversely correlated with age seems particularly counter-intuitive (do you remember what you did when you were 19? how about when you were 3?).

      Relying on common-sense carries a high potential for evil.

    8. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by asdfdf · · Score: 1

      The general view (and law) is that a person under the legal age _cannot_ consent. Saying "yes" is not consenting because it is felt that they do not fully understand the situation..

      Having said that, the understanding-of-anything-you-do/talk-about bit doesn't seem to get any better with age.. hence the satire of this show.

    9. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by hbo · · Score: 2

      You just made the assumption that such sexual activity is actually damage.

      No, I made no such blanket assumption. I assumed that imposing your will on someone without their consent has the potential for damage, and that children, in general, have a limited capacity to make choices. An unspoken assumption is that the younger the child, the less capacity for consent, the greater the potential damage.

      It's my experience that people tend to hold hysterical and extreme views on human sexuality. Issues surrounding sex also seem to elicit a great deal of black and white thinking. I deliberately couched my comments in non-absolute terms, yet several responders read them that way anyway.

      What about parents who force shots on their kids? How traumatic is that yet they are told to be good little boys and girls and endure it. Or force them to eat their vegetables and punish them when they don't?

      Potential for evil. Next?

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    10. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by hbo · · Score: 2

      Out of curiosity, why do you assume that any sex with a person under the legal age is going to be non-consenting?

      I made no such blanket assumption. I asserted, without proving it, that children have a limited capacity to choose. This means that I beleive they in general have a limited capacity for consent, in the manner that adults may consent.

      There will always be particular cases that contradict general rules like this. Nonetheless I feel that my generalization stands up.

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    11. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by hbo · · Score: 2
      1. "Children have an underdeveloped choice-making capacity"
      2. Pedophilia is wrong
      3. Ergo: Children who choose pedophilia are wrong
      That's not what I said. I said that forcing your will on someone has the potential for evil. Not all instances of force are evil in my opinion. In the case of pedophilia, there is a clinical history of psychological trauma in children "forced" (note the quotes) to have sex with adults. Is it unavoidable that such damage should occur in every instance of adult/child sexual intercourse? Of course not. However, it happens often enough so that it has to be a matter of serious concern. Unfortunately, people tend toward hysteria on this and other topics. Extreme measures such as outlawing images that appear to depict adult/child sexual activity get made into law in this country. Pedophilia is held up as the main reason for all sorts of bad proposals to control this or that information source. But don't react by assuming that whatever is being held up as the red herring du jour must actually be good for you! (It may be. But don't assume.)
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    12. Re:Pedophilia is Bad How? by hbo · · Score: 2

      Your core a priori assumption, then, can be shortened to 'Pedophilia is wrong because it disrupts normal human development', an assumption which relies on a deeper assumption, that there is a 'normal human development'. Your closing phrase is itself another assumption, one which resets on the notion of a family, a pervasive notion in the western world.

      Incisive analysis. I'd shorten core assumption to "Pedophilia is wrong in those cases where it does damage to the child."

      Yup, "damage" is a term freighted with a ton of eurocentric baggage.. However, I'm not really interested in deconstructing it to the point of meaninglessness. I find such exercises damaging ;-) to my efforts to come up with practical responses to real world problems. I believe there is such a thing as "normal human development," though it may vary from culture to culture. I'm willing to entertain the idea that a culture that is supportive of pedophilia (let's say between individuals above the normative age of consent and minors younger than 10 or so, culturally adjusted) may produce normatively healthy adults who have participated as children. It's a tad theoretical, however, since we don't live in such a culture. There are norms that exclude pedophilia for a variety of reasons, and children are damaged (in culturally normalized ways, if you insist) by the practice. I therefore call on my culturally inculcated, arbitrary value system, which says "damaging (in culturally normalized fashion) children is evil." For evil substitute whatever vague, culturally overloaded, arbitrary pejorative synonym for "bad" you choose.

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  119. Help Me, I'm Sick by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    >"It was the most grievous breach of taste I have ever witnessed on TV," wrote a Mail columnist, Simon Heffer,

    Obviously hasn't watched much tv, or typed: 'lolita hardcore torture' into gnutella.. lol

    >"and a program that only a small percentage of the psychologically sick could have found enjoyable."

    Oh dear, i'm very sick then...

    The best thing is the fact that they repeated the show the very next night even after the news that day. And no-one complained when they showed 'Cartman joins NAMBLA' on the same channel... Oh well, it just goes to show how clueless our politicians and celebrities and general public and media are over here. I was looking forward to the next series, however i doubt he'll be working anymore...

    >"Perhaps Channel 4, instead of apologizing, should have simply said, `We rest our case.' "

    I agree

    -tfga

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  120. Re:related stuff by tezmc · · Score: 1
    culminating in hilarious/terrifying events like the attack on the house of a paediatrician by a mob of (presumably semi-literate) vigilantes a while back.

    A couple of weeks ago there was a protest against paedophiles which was reported on TV here in the UK. The first image was of a man carrying a sign saying "Pedofils out".

    ,T
  121. Re:(-1 Overrated) by gowen · · Score: 2
    I suggest you look up satire in a dictionary as you clearly have no idea what it is.
    Satire:1 literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
    2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

    Who's follies are he ridiculing. Collins and Blackwood. That might fit a dictionary definition, but it certainly isn't hard hitting.

    The point is not to present the celebrities and politicians in a bad light for the sake of it, but to show how easy it is to manufacture the truth
    That may well be the point and its certainly the point of good satire, but Morris isn't even close. If he had induced the politicians to say the dumbass things they've said about his show as part of his programme, it might have been good satirical fare.

    All Morris shows is that minor celebs will do anything for exposure. Stop the fucking presses.

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  122. Men are the targets of these witchhunts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The climate in the UK is very hostile towards men. In fact, British Airways has an official policy of not seating young children next to men when children fly alone. This is discrimination and stereotyping of men - could you imagine if blacks were treated this way?

    I know this is offtopic, but Slashdot has a brother web site (based on Slash) that covers news on men's rights issues:

    http://www.mensactivism.org

    They deal with the decline of men's civil liberties with regard to sex crimes, and many other topics.

    An Anony Mouse

    PS - the BritAir source can be found at:

    http://www.mensactivism.org/articles/01/03/17/02 30 206.shtml

    1. Re:Men are the targets of these witchhunts. by BlueTurnip · · Score: 1
      The climate in the UK is very hostile towards men. In fact, British Airways has an official policy of not seating young children next to men when children fly alone. This is discrimination and stereotyping of men - could you imagine if blacks were treated this way?

      Err, this sounds more like discrimination against women. With this policy, if you're a woman, it is now twice as likely as it was before that you will have to sit next to a child.

    2. Re:Men are the targets of these witchhunts. by FFFish · · Score: 2

      What site?

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  123. Pedophile Hysterics by SubtleNuance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Want to see some good kiddie porn? Check out the makeup/lighting/clothing/hairstyles of young girls in television commercials. How about Britanny Spears?

    If people woke up to the fact that there are sexual images of children, all around them, maybe I would take this whole 'save the children' thing a little more seriously.

    It is ok for the RIAA to parade a 'pre-teen-appearing' Britanny Spears in the media to sell product? It is okay for them to do it to sell clothing or shampoo?

    Marketing and Advertising uses not so-subtle techniques like these with abandon, just because it is not seedy and badly-lite dosnt mean it is acceptable.... or does it?????

    1. Re:Pedophile Hysterics by zhensel · · Score: 2

      Yeah... I guess that's why the record companies dolled her up in a schoolgirl outfit for her debut - to preserver her image as an adult.

    2. Re:Pedophile Hysterics by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      you can't forget about the gratuitiously unneccessary closeups of women/men rubbing the bare asses of babies which seem to litter most soap/shampoo/fabric softener advertisements...

      Why is it that between 0..1 year old, showing the kid totally bare-ass-naked with people rubbing the same bare ass is 'cute' and a 'good sales pitch', but for the next seventeen years it's illegal?

      personally i think these bare-ass shots are totally unnecessary, and frankly quite nasty. I mean, why would i WANT to see some kids ass? how is this supposed to make me WANT to buy this product?

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  124. Re:(-1 Overrated) by gowen · · Score: 2
    widely regarded as the sharpest and most consistently hilarious comedian this country has produced in years
    Nice appeal to authority (without actually naming the authority). Yay, you got me there. The Day Today was splendid, Brasseye is deeply tedious sensationalism.
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  125. Re:Discussion or practice? by legoboy · · Score: 2
    I doubt there's any room at all for change in attitudes without endorsing what is tanatamount to child abuse.

    Save questioning what, exactly, makes paedophilia tantamount to child abuse? Any scars left on the child are solely a product of the society's reaction to such an affair, disregarding rape. A newborn child is a blank slate by default, everything is imprinted.

    (Admittedly, I have no kids. I also do not lust after children or possess any religious beliefs. I consider myself rather objective on the entire issue.)

    Also, I note the use of the word "morals" in your post. Morals are irrelevant. They are naught but societal imprinting.

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  126. Deconstructing this letter: by ronny_magic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >1.Sexually explicit images of children, which were even classified on-air as being "obscene" by a former head of the Obscene >Publications Branch, were shown to the >unsuspecting viewing public. Broadcasting this foul artwork must surely have provided >cheap titillation to any perverts watching the programme.

    The FORMER head was giving snap judgements. This section was showing how the people who decide what's obscene simply pull arbitrary judgements from thin air (for instance, a barbie doll with a penis attached to it isn't unacceptable, a womens naked body with a childs head grafted on isn't unacceptable, but a barbie doll with a penis attached and a childs head is)

    >* Mockery was made of last summer's anti-paedopile protests by concerned mothers. It is simply unacceptable to criticise the >genuine fears of honest law-abiding citizens in this >manner.

    These protests were absolutely disgusting. They were made by ill-informed people (banners used often had peadophile spelt incorrectly), their fears were totally illegitimate, and the hysteria came to such heights that a peadiatritcian was chased from her home my a mob. It is perfectly acceptable to mock peoples fears if they are ill advised fears that harmed innocent people. (We do not still respect the fears of the German people during krystallnacht for instance)

    >* The sickening music of the notorious American paedophile rap musician "JLb-8" was openly promoted on this programme.

    Is this letter a joke? (If so I shall continue writing as I'm rather enjoying this). Anyhow, JLb-8 is entirely ficticious, and this section of the programme satirised both the tabloid media's sensationalist views of rappers, and how young, middle class children buy music by people like eminem, despite it not being to do with anything they have, or will ever, experience.

    >Numerous celebrities, including members of parliament, newscasters and a musician were ridiculed by their unsuspecting >involvement with this programme.

    Celebrities thrust themselves into the public eye deliberatly, and as such are liable to be ridiculed, if they wanted to avoid such ridicule, they could have done the tiniest bit of reaserch into what they were saying. This section also made a valid point; that celebrities will endorse anything, so we cannot trust them alone to 'sell' a charity.

    > Worst of all, real children appeared in this programme. It is clearly wrong to expose them to this sinister subject matter at such a >tender age. The experiences of this programme may permanently damage these poor infants.

    This is a disgusting attitude in my opinion. Surely we should expose children in order to educate them about peadophilla, sex and other taboo subjects, rather than keep them in the dark (to maintain the victorian notion of childhood innocence). Knowledge of peadophillia means the child is more likely to report this crime in the unlikely event that they expereince it.

    Futhermore this 'crusade for innocence' has resulted in Britain having the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in europe, as when this innocent child becomes a teenager they will be pressured to have sex, and because they know so little about it (contraception, and how to say 'no') they do it, and ruin their lives by becoming pregnant. This is why the final thing in the programme is a young teenager saying she will lose her virginity 'tomorrow, maybe'.

    That's all I can think of right now, and this as been written pretty hastily so don't be suprised if there are copious spelling mistakes

    P.S. I'm pretty sure that this 'open letter' was one big joke.

  127. Re:Rape and murder are not equivalent! by mpe · · Score: 2

    Rape is assault. The victim lives (and in countries where the culture is NOT as hopelessly sexually fucked up as in Amerika and Gross Britain) eventually recovers, as from any other brutal assault

    However it is not politically correct to consider so, indeed attempting to do so tends to be regarded as "trivialising it".Morons who equate rape with murder trivialize both, and are part of the problem that causes rape victims to be set apart culturally. Do you give a shit about rape victims? Then stop making them feel like their life is over. Stop insisting that they've been irreparably harmed.

    Not all of these people are "morons", some of them appear to be very smart in milking the whole issue for their own (typically sexist) political kudos.

  128. great show by neodymium · · Score: 1

    Hey, thats a really great show. I always loved the British humour... Try watching it, hope the servers aren't /.ed soon...

    1. Re:great show by Mojojojo+Monkey+Inc. · · Score: 1

      I had visited cookdandbombd.com, and then chilled.cream.org, trying to download the Brasseye episodes, but every time they were down from either being overloaded, or from their mirrors being down for some reason. I check slashdot today and see this story. FUCK! I have just lost any chance I once had at getting a copy of this episode from that website. Now they're down due to "legal reasons." Way to beat another site with bandwidth problems into the ground Slashdot. The editors' lack of judgement and respect at linking to pages continues to surprise and repulse me on a daily basis. Can't they spend 5 minutes checking whether the site they're linking to doesn't mind it, and doesn't already have bandwidth/cpu issues on their webserver.

  129. Use the AVI mirrors! by thesurfaces.net · · Score: 1

    Help the guys at CookdAndBombd by using their mirrors:

    http://mirror5.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror5.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror6.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror6.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror7.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror7.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror8.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror8.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror9.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror9.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/specia l/ cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror10.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror10.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror11.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror11.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror12.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror12.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror13.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror13.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror14.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror14.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror15.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror15.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

    http://mirror16.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial1.avi
    http://mirror16.cookdandbombd.com/brasseye/speci al /cab-brasseyespecial2.avi

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    1. Re:Use the AVI mirrors! by thesurfaces.net · · Score: 1

      Cookd and Bombd have 'legal problems'... unsurprisingly! I think it's still available from www.cookdandbombd.co.uk though (.com is the one with legal problems apparently).

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  130. Re:Child sex in the media is way over blown by mpe · · Score: 2

    And truthfully, most poeple really don't care about "saving the children", it's just a cause to talk about.

    But it's one which works well...

    If we really cared about our children we'd stop the child on child abuse that's rampant in our schools, or hell, even bother to install seat belts in the school buses that take our children to school.

    Also build the bus so that it won't go anywhere unless all passengers are belted in. Maybe also prevent parents from acting as a taxi service to school children, creating dangeous congestion and air pollution in an area full of pedestrians.

  131. What mirrors? by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or do none of the links for either the AVI or RA file and its mirrors work?

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  132. cloning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    yeah, that's a really brilliant solution: cloning. Let pedophiles clone themselves so that they can molest a younger version of themselves. That way it won't harm anybody else. Right?

  133. related stuff by Slashdot+Fool · · Score: 1
    Further hilarity can be found here and there's a discussion forum on all this on Channel 4's site. (Look in the list of forums on the left).

    The hysteria surrounding all this has to be seen to be believed - for some reason paedophile terror has really taken off in the UK in the last few years, culminating in hilarious/terrifying events like the attack on the house of a paediatrician by a mob of (presumably semi-literate) vigilantes a while back.

    For the record, my mother (56, and a psychotherapist) watched the programme and found it amusing to the point of being life-threatening.

    Steff

  134. Re:Minding each other's own business:you're wrong. by blue+trane · · Score: 1
    what if no actual children are harmed, i.e. the children depicted in child porn are either legal adults or generated by computer?

    The cautious among us may respond that such material would still be harmful because it might encourage acts of molestation against real children. I would challenge this assumption. I have only my own experience to judge by I guess, but I know that in my case pornography does not encourage me to go out and rape women.

  135. The problem with politicians by lavaforge · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Beverley Hughes, the child protection minister, said though she had not seen the entire program, on account of being too disgusted, she had read about it and found it "unspeakably sick."

    She read about it. How's that for detailed and useful knowledge of a topic you will be deciding on?

    1. Re:The problem with politicians by MagicM · · Score: 1

      Yeah, don't you just hate it when a bunch of people read an article, and then just start spouting opinions about it?

      oh wait...

    2. Re:The problem with politicians by blowhole · · Score: 1

      i slept with your wife!

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    3. Re:The problem with politicians by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 1

      "My wife is in a coma."

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  136. George Carlin said it best: by Glytch · · Score: 2

    "Rape can be funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd."

  137. Re:(-1 Overrated) by fondue · · Score: 1
    Not even going to bother arguing with you - if you still think the aim of the program was primarily to poke fun at Phil Collins and that Morris (widely regarded as the sharpest and most consistently hilarious comedian this country has produced in years) is 'not even close' then there's really no hope of reasoning with you.

    Get a sense of humour.

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  138. Chris Morris is a total genius... More on him... by garagekubrick · · Score: 5, Informative
    Chris Morris is the man behind the show, and as an American living in the UK, I can only say that he is the greatest satirist currently residing on the planet. It's impossible to describe in words just how effective he is at using the medium to parody itself. If you're interested, or have a knee jerk reaction to what was done, then you can only go to Cookd and Bombd to read more news articles about him and download more examples of his work, including all the episodes of Brass Eye. His career has one constant trajectory: get a job somewhere, do something insanely brilliant, get fired, move on to the next one. He got his start as a proper news reporter, but used his genius for tape splicing to insert words like "bonobo" into politicians speeches, and filled a studio with slowly leaking helium.

    From there he did a radio show which became the BBC show The Day Today, which offered surreal news stories combined with the best parody of news reportage as stands in the Western world I've ever seen. His vaguely threatening goodnight, the use of insane graphics and pounding music... But then he got Brass Eye.

    In the UK, humor and sex aren't as big a deal as violence, and you'd be amazed at what's shown on television here compared to the US. Before Brass Eye was even aired it became a news story, as several celebrities and politicians complained to the commisioning network, Channel 4, that he had gone too far.

    During the height of Ecstacy hysteria in the UK, he had gotten politicans and celebrities to denounce the evils of a dangerous new drug ruining our children, called CAKE. As in, "We must ban cake." He did it so brilliantly that one of the Members of Parliament who he recorded denouncing cake ("which affects the part of the brain known as Shatner's Bassoon, which affects perception of time - cake is a made up drug, made up of chemicals") asked questions about it in Parliament. The then head of Channel 4 tried to get Morris to tone down the show's vitriol and abuse of celebrities. In the Science on Trial episode he had several UK celebrities talking about the dangers of "heavy electricity" which was killing people in the Far East. So Morris put a subliminal message in the final episode, calling his boss a cunt, which led to statements that he would never work for Channel 4 again. He returned to radio.

    Until this year, when changes at Channel 4 led to a rebroadcast of the series and the commisioning of the new one off special on pedophilia. He had a famous London radio DJ stating that pedophiles had more genes in common with crabs than you or I, and there's no evidence for it, but it's a scientific fact! It went on. The result was instant, knee jerk tabloid hysteria, I think best represented in this picture. What you should know is that earlier this year, thanks to a name and shame campaign a major UK tabloid did on paedophiles, a paedatrician was attacked by an angry mob and had her car firebombed. A few days after airing of the programme, several politicans got in on the act, admitting they hadn't seen the show. One of them is even blind!

    But thankfully the British public have shown their sense of good humor and more calls of support were received on Channel 4's complaints line then actual complaints, so the entire issue is now being hushed up.

    I think what really grates about Morris is that he deigned to show that you cannot trust any of the mainstream media you partake of, that celebrity endorsements count for nothing. My favorite moment on the paedophilia special was a presenter for the BBC's technology show stating that internet padeophiles can use penis shaped sound waves to molest children. I think it's far more frightening to the public to know that those people that put a comforting, sickly gloss on the world as it is today are patently full of shit. The result of Morris' work may be greater than any piece of culture I've had all year, because it's made me question everything. I can no longer watch the news without laughing and being shocked by the idiocy and dramatics of it all. For that he deserves to be knighted.

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  139. Child sex in the media is way over blown by Synn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was actually a pretty sexually active child at around age 6, with my own peers. Children are sexually active, it's just not a subject that's ever brought up.

    Now I don't think a child/adult relationship would ever be healthly. There's too much a power/mental gap for such a relationship to ever be anything other than coercive. But the subject is way blown out of porportion in today's media.

    And truthfully, most poeple really don't care about "saving the children", it's just a cause to talk about. If we really cared about our children we'd stop the child on child abuse that's rampant in our schools, or hell, even bother to install seat belts in the school buses that take our children to school.

    It's a hostile world for children, but not because of Evil Pedophiles lurking behind every corner.

  140. For the opposite perspective: by alewando · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Adequacy.org ran the article Open Letter to Channel 4: Brass Eye Was Unacceptable , denouncing Channel4 and BrassEye for these escapades.

    If you want a good summary of the opposition, then I'd suggest reading it. It's a good read in any event.

    1. Re:For the opposite perspective: by Vladinator · · Score: 1

      Nah. The trolls all work for me. Adequacy is for real.

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  141. Discussion or practice? by swb · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure that there's as much of a taboo against discussing pedophilia as much as there is a taboo against participating in it. I think most societies are in broad agreement that sexual contact between adults and children is hurtful to both parties at best and can leave long-lasting scars on all parties involved. At worst, its an example of predatory behavior by adults against weaker, inexperienced and immature children.

    So when you say there's a taboo against discussing pedophilia, I think most people would respond "What's there to discuss?" I doubt there's any room at all for change in attitudes without endorsing what is tanatamount to child abuse.

    I think the only space for any exploration is "When does mature sexuality begin?" and there's probably sincere people who think that in the special, unique contexts an adult-sexually mature teen relationship is possible. But beyond that sphere, there's little moral or practical room for movement on the issue of pedophilia, which is why people get cranky when you talk about it.

  142. Re:Chris Morris is a total genius... More on him.. by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

    I find it amusing that the other side of the page is a 1/2 page photo and article about how a 15year olds breasts are getting larger.

    On one hand: She's 15, underage for most countries, on the other, well duh, it's natural. They grow.

  143. Cloning? by bigfrigginfrogman · · Score: 1

    Thats basicly like molesting your children? Thier basicly your DNA mix with someone elses right? Clonings not the solution. The whats is acceptible (sorta). Is drawings and literotica, maybe mock kiddie porn. (where every one is really over 18 or whatnot.) Of course if someone is having thier thoughts consantly then they need thairepy (sp?).

    1. Re:Cloning? by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking clone hot babes, but eliminate their brains or the "feeling" part of their brains so you could fuck them into submission without hurting them.

  144. It's True by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    The best test of the truth is that when you first hear it, it makes you laugh.

    Later on, when you realize it's true, it makes you cry.

    The problem with elected officials is that people tend to put them on a pedestal. They assume that all the words coming out of that official's mouth are blessed by God and unarguably true. Showing the people, dramatically and unarguably, that this is false is an absolute necessity. If the official is such a plonker that he must be reminded to breathe upon occasion, calling peoples' attention to that fact is also a good thing. Maybe then he won't remain an elected official for much longer.

    Elected officials can not be expected to be experts on everything any more than you can. The fact that they are not the least bit informed about something that touches as many of their constituents as the internet does should be worrying a lot of people. I also expect my elected officials to get help from experts when they are going into territory with which they are completely unfamiliar. You'd think there'd be some little alarm bells in their head going "I know nothing on this topic; maybe I'd better ask someone before I go shooting my mouth off..."

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  145. While where at it.... by bigfrigginfrogman · · Score: 1

    Why don't we alter the DNA so that the kids aren't hurt by molestation. Heck then is would be a problem, rape could be legalized and be an acceptable part of our culter. Right?

  146. Privacy and pedophilia... by bkirkby · · Score: 1

    Have we finally found the root of michael's rabid privacy campaign?

  147. Pedophilia is arguably worse than murder. by bigfrigginfrogman · · Score: 1

    When you kill someone, thier dead. Thier family and freinds are in pain. The dead aren't in pain.

    Pedophilia the child is in pain. Thier family and freinds are in pain. More pain equals worse crime.

  148. Slashdotted! :-( by arbitrary+nickname · · Score: 2

    The DivX downloads dies a few hours ago.

    The site has now been updated... now displays 'Closed for legal reasons', with a BBC test page...

    Shame... Suppose I'll just have to borrow a VHS copy from a mate at work...

  149. "Not for us, but For the Children" by rho · · Score: 2

    Ye gods, anytime someone claims to do something "For the children", you know we're in trouble.

    Look, a child-worshipping culture is just as bad as one that worships nobility. You teach children, you educate children, you do not sacrifice freedom or liberty for children.

    The celebrities were furious and said they had been misled. "I was approached to participate in a video which would be released to schools and young people to advise them on the dangers of the Internet and its misuse by pedophiles," Mr. Rapson told Radio 4. "We had to use gobbledygook language. They said that unless you used some of their terminology, young people wouldn't take it as credible."

    An exemplary quote. In other words, Mr. Rapson, in a fit of "for the children", read something he did not understand or know anything about. The fact that he read it, no questions, based entirely on the claim that it was "for the children" ought to prove the satirist's case.

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    1. Re:"Not for us, but For the Children" by grammar+fascist · · Score: 2

      Ye gods, anytime someone claims to do something "For the children", you know we're in trouble.

      I work to provide for my children. I set them a good example. I make sure I do what I said I was going to do, treat them with kindness, and discipline them. I teach them to walk, talk, eat, say "please" and "thank you," dress modestly, and take care of themselves. We do without some things so my wife can stay home with them so they'll imitate her actions and not so much those of other children.

      Heck, I drive the speed limit in residential zones and keep my eyes open for running kids.

      It's all for the children. Aren't we in trouble now?

      ...you do not sacrifice freedom or liberty for children.

      I do every day, and children are better for it. I'm glad there are other people that do - the ones that will not sacrifice anything for the children (not just theirs) are seriously misguided.

      You haven't got children, have you?

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  150. *doubletake, collapse into hysterics* by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    Shatner's WHAT??

    ...this man is dangerous, he will cause deaths by laughter...

  151. Re:Chris Morris is a total genius... More on him.. by Chagrin · · Score: 2

    I was surprised that the original poster missed that element of the picture -- I thought that the comparison of a 15 year old's breasts and the outrage over Morris' "sick" show was the whole point!

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  152. Re:(-1 Overrated) by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    I'm sorry, Gowen, but I've long loved the more peculiar side of British humor- stretching all the way back to the Crazy Gang and best seen in the Goon Show and Monty Python.

    This guy had concerned and serious public spokesmen warning the public solemnly about:

    • the dangerous drug 'Cake' which could damage the part of the brain known as Shatner's Bassoon
    • penis shaped sound waves abusing children over the internet
    • God knows what else- I don't dare ever actually watch this show, I'll die of laughter :)

    This is the funniest thing I've heard of for _decades_. When I read the few details about the 'Cake' show in another thread, my brain sort of went 'gleep!' and shorted out. There's a difference between stupid and unbearably, gloriously loony- and not even the Goons had _real_ _people_ mouthing this sort of thing in all earnestness.

    Oh, how wrong you are :) it's a terrible shame Peter Sellers didn't live to see this :)

  153. Re:(-1 Overrated) by Sphaleotas · · Score: 1

    > Making Phil Collins (Phil Collins for fucks sake) look a bit stupid, is not satire

    But it is. His threat to sue Morris is even more ridiculous when you consider he appears as the "comedy" paedophile Uncle Ernie in _Tommy_, on The Who's 1989 video _The Who: Live_.

    Unmissable.

  154. Re:no registration link: moderators? by Coolfish · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    awww you poor baby. we'll send someone over right away to change your diapers for you, you poor baby.

  155. 'Legal Reasons' Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The people that run the site have emphatically said that the videos and the site being down has NOTHING to do with "The Slashdot Effect". It is for legal reasons which they have hinted that they cannot explain without getting into deeper trouble. So far, 90% of the assumptions are that Channel 4 is probably pretty pissed that everyone is seeing the show on the web instead of watching their reruns, which is understandable, except for the fact that msot of the people watching it on the web are Americans that have no chance of seeing it in a non-pirated/copied manner.

  156. Episode download links gone by Synn · · Score: 1

    Looks like the avi and divx links have been taken down for "legal reasons".

    Anyone know what's up with that?

  157. Freenet as a distribution channel for videos? by jesser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When the cookdandbombd .avi mirrors were first linked to from the Plastic forums, they were immediately unavailable due to high demand. I was able to download the first avi from mirror4 and the second avi from mirror5 (only mirrors 1-3 had been linked to from the main page), but most Plastic readers probably didn't think of that. Now, cookdandbombd has stopped distributing the avis, and their front page says "closed for legal reasons" (copyright?).

    What if, instead of hosting the avis themselves, they had put the avis on freenet and given out the key on their web site? That would have taken care of the Plastic effect (which, btw, is an order of magnitude weaker than the Slashdot effect) and also any legal problems arising from distributing the copyrighted show.

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    1. Re:Freenet as a distribution channel for videos? by MrScience · · Score: 1

      Why don't you?!! I want to see it too.

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  158. gnutilla by theglassishalf · · Score: 1
    Alright, this is what the network is for. (actually, this is what freenet is for, but as far as I can tell, freenet has serious problems...) If you have a copy of the video that you have downloaded, please share it with the rest of us; Gnucleus is my cliant of choice. So far, I have only found one share, and this poor soal must have a poor connection; .75 Kb/sec is the rate. So how bout it slashdotters? Free the information!

    -Daniel

  159. Re:the video links were censored -- GNUTELLA Time! by volkris · · Score: 1

    Or even better, FreeNet, and where's the key?

  160. The harm irrationality & hysteria does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Paedophilla is one of those things people go into hysteria about without understanding it. Paedophiles are people (usually male, age 15 or older) who are attracted soly, or almost soly, to pre-pubescencants (not 'children'). Much of this internet-paedophilla hype is bogas because the under-14s simply don't chat on the internet unattended.

    I am unable to go into the prefession (speech-therapy) that I wanted because people in this country have an attitude that if any male shows any disire to work with children (teaching or otherwise), then they must be a *paedophile*. Teachers are banned from hugging children (even if they are hurt) because it could be 'paedophilic behaviour", men receive dirty looks if they go anywhere near a swimming-pool with children in it, 3 & 4 year olds are given instructions at kindergarten about how to beware of paedophilic men, fathers are sometimes afraid to hug their own children in public, men are afraid to help out at school & school events, 17 year old boys who make love to their 15 year old girlfriends are charged with 'rape' (for being 'paedophiles'), hysterical news reports go on TV about 'paedophiles' molesting 15 year olds, & so on & so on.

    The hysteria that surrounds paedophilla does infinately more harm to society than actual paedophilla does. All the means of protection society uses are doing more harm than good, and don't work anyhow. Paedophiles are actually quite rare, most perverted idiots who molest children aren't even paedophiles!

  161. mirrors? by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

    Are there any mirrors or anywhere else that has this? I was trying to be an informed individual, and watch it and make my own opinions, but it seems that every link on the site is dead, and there is 'Closed for legal reasons' on the page.

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    1. Re:mirrors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's because it was a warez site, which the Slashdot editors would have realized if they weren't so dim. Warez sites which get exposure on Slashdot tend to get closed down pretty damned quickly.

  162. "It's made me question helping charities." by Sphaleotas · · Score: 1

    Hans Gilde wrote: "a comedian in the UK produced a TV show ... in which he actually got a member of Parliament to say the following, on the air, in all seriousness: '... pedophiles can make your keyboard release toxic vapors that can make you more suggestible.'"

    In point of fact that was the comedian Richard Blackwood, who's just been (successfully) sold to US broadcasters as the "British Eddie Murphy". His stated excuse was that "I thought they were genuine. They had a website".

    Incidentally, there's a summary of the "H.O.E.C.S" games sequence at:

    http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,74 93 ,528478,00.html

  163. Re:(-1 Overrated) by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    Slightly offtopic, but here goes -

    I think the cake episode just highlighted what a load of vote-whores our MPs are - they condemned a fictional 'drug' (chocolate cake) without the slightest background knowledge.

    When it comes to drug issues, MPs are more interested in maintaining the status quo that 'these drugs good, these drugs baaaad' (said in an orwellian 1984-esque '4 legs good, 2 legs baaaad' manner )because it brings instant electability - and scores of Daily Mail readers along for the ride - without having to require much reasoning ability or really engaging the issues.

  164. Re:Chris Morris is a total genius... More on him.. by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

    After I posted it I realised that was probably the point of the scan.

  165. Re:no registration link: moderators? by Jazu · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well, there will always be idiots.

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  166. Tabloid Tactics by pinkNoise · · Score: 1
    I can see that the program had a point about critiquing typical sensational mass hysteria, but their own journalistic tactics are quite dirty too:
    The celebrities were furious and said they had been misled. "I was approached to participate in a video which would be released to schools and young people to advise them on the dangers of the Internet and its misuse by pedophiles," Mr. Rapson told Radio 4. "We had to use gobbledygook language. They said that unless you used some of their terminology, young people wouldn't take it as credible."
    Not very nice at all.

    --
    pinkNoise

    1. Re:Tabloid Tactics by bani · · Score: 1

      It's not our fault that the celebrities have
      NO CRITICAL THINKING FACILITIES WHAT SO EVER.

      So you're revealed in public to be a complete
      fuckin' idiot by the media. And this fault is the
      media's???

      Uh, whatever.

      Maybe it will be a lesson to those empty-headed
      celebrities to ACTUALLY FUCKING CHECK THE FACTS
      FIRST before participating in these kind of
      things.

      But then, that would require them to actually
      THINK. Which will never happen.

  167. update--site's closed by ph8ts2l · · Score: 1

    bummer; maybe the exposure of getting /.-ed was more than chilled.cream.com needed. Since around 5:30pm cdt the site has replaced content with "Closed for legal reasons." Guess i'll be looking for those episodes on Gnutella ;-)

    1. Re:update--site's closed by alansingfield · · Score: 1

      I downloaded this as soon as I could - you kind of *know* its going to be banned. My limewire is online, look for cab-brasseyespecial1.avi and cab-brasseyespecial2.avi.

    2. Re:update--site's closed by Neil+Bomb'd · · Score: 1

      What's the best way for me to continue to share this show? I'm only on dialup but don't mind uploading to an "overseas" server if there's no chance of me getting more legal problems :) This show SHOULD be seen, as it raises some incredibly important points about the British media.

  168. Re:(-1 Overrated) by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1
    Morris has NEVER claimed to be a satirist. Morris stays out of the public eye, has been interviewed about twice in the last five years.

    Any comment attributed to him regarding what he is is bullshit and I guarantee he never said it.

  169. Re:Minding each other's own business:you're wrong. by bernz · · Score: 1
    "If you want to get rid of child pornography, stop the _small_ number of people that create it not the _large_ number of people that host and view it. "

    stop both. by getting it off the internet, it's just one more distribution channel destroyed. it doesn't SOLVE the problem, but it DOES slow the growth. that's important.

  170. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide by Viceice · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of this kid for a science fair project, held a poll asking people to support a ban on the production and use of Dihydrogen Monoxide, a substance which is discharged by most industries, is a major component of acid rain, causes break failure on automobiles and has been found in cancer cells in cancer patents. 70% responded with a YES, 22% had no opinion, and only 8% knew what Dihydrogen Monoxide was and said no.The title of the fair entry? A Survey on 'How gullible are we?' (Dihydrogen Monoxide, is H2O a.k.a water)

    --
    Sometimes I wish I was a plumber, then I'd know how to deal with other people's shit.
  171. Re:Evil vs. diseased [[ feeding the troll ]] by asdfdf · · Score: 1

    Clarify..

    Did you mean it when you said "..argue that same-sex incest is not immoral" ?

    getting rid of the double negative, "..argue that same-sex incest is moral" (well...close enough)

    I'm not sure I see why this is an exception to what you said..
    I'm desperately trying to think of example where you could state why this would be wrong just using your rules, but can't.

    I can only assume you are trolling yourself, which is a shame because I liked the other points you made.

    But I would not intervene if say two brothers at age of 30 wanted to try to have sex with each other..

    I might think yuck, but i think yuck at gay ppl, but i totally accept homesexuality etc. - just don't do it myself..

  172. Gnutella Info by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 3, Informative
    For everyone complaining about the lack of a mirror, the .avi's are making the rounds on gnutella right now. The file names you want are 'cab-brasseyespecial1.avi' and 'cab-brasseyespecial2.avi', a search for 'brasseye' should bring them up.

    Remember, PLEASE share them back out once you get them! I've had 73 ppl download these from me already and there's only like 3 ppl on this section of gnet sharing this. Thanks.

    -Jade E.

    1. Re:Gnutella Info by Neil+Bomb'd · · Score: 1

      Many thanks for sharing the show, please do keep it out there. RealVideo versions were also encoded,,,the filenames and sizes are,,, cab-brasseyespecial1.ra - 15.0 Meg cab-brasseyespecial2.ra - 15.2 Meg

    2. Re:Gnutella Info by Jade+E.+2 · · Score: 1

      It's Gnutella's standard port, 6346. The filenames are the ones in the top post, do a search for brasseye and they should come up immediately.

    3. Re:Gnutella Info by bani · · Score: 1

      I guess you've decided to stop sharing the files?

      Your host drops the connection immediately after the gnutella hello packet "Failed (EOF)"

      Searches for 'brasseye' on gnutella turn up nothing.

    4. Re:Gnutella Info by bani · · Score: 1

      Sigh. Missed it. Oh well.

  173. Oh dear. Slip of the keyboard... by Chasing+Amy · · Score: 1

    Umm, in the post above, where it reads:

    > a class which i made right here in the U.S.

    it should actually say:

    > a class which is made right here in the U.S.

    Now, there's an example of one little letter, or the lack thereof, *completely* changing the meaning and context of a phrase! Jumpin'-Jeezus-on-a-Pogo-Stick, I almost fell out of my seat in embarrassment when I read my own typo. :-)

    --

    Chasing Amy
    (We all chase Amy...)
    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws"-Tacitus
  174. It's all around us by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What people simply don't realize is that the exploitation of little kids is all around us. People are just too nieve to realize it. I saw a show on HBO (I believe) 3-4 months back about this little girl that professionally starred in beauty pagents. Her mother grilled her constantly over walking right, talking right, smiling right, sticking out her chest ("strut it like you'll have it in 10 years"), her numerous dance routines and memorized lines, etc... The demand put on that little girl was extreme. I believe the mother home schooled her as well so they could spend more time in training. The mother would pay professional makeup artists to literally make this girl look like a little Barbie Doll. They made this little girl (eight years old I think) look like a miniature whore. It was sickening. The girl made a mistake on stage during a speaking part and started bawling when she got off stage. The mother ripped her for messing up her lines and now her makeup. It was disguisting. The mother was exploting the little girl. Hell I heard Shirley Temple was viewed as crude by many because of her short dresses and scenes with black men (tap dancing and what not). This shit is nothing more than a witchhunt and the media is doing nothing more than fueling the fire. School shootings are the same way. The media make it out to be a disease that is spreading across the nation and getting wirse every day. That's total bullshit. The number of violent incidents on school campus is dropping every year. It's less than half what it was in in the late 70's. The media will never tell you that. Blood and guts sell. Controversy sells. Early in my mother's teaching career she worked at a school in southern Kansas. A girl (known as a slut to everyone) accused the woodshop teacher of something (touching, sexual assault, I don't remember). She had no proof he did it. He had know that he didn't. Her story kept changing every time she was questioned. Never the less he was suspended. There was a big public outcry against him. Blah blah blah. You've heard it all before. Finally he left and went elsewhere. Shortly after that the girl confessed that she made it up because he gave her a bad grade in his class. It didn't matter. If you go to that town today and bring up his name with a parent around the age of say 55 now they'll probably remember his name and go on and on about his sexual misconduct and shit like that. The truth came out. No one listened. He was still run off. Hmm, I'm starting to rant now. Well, let me close with something I've long since believed. The media should be held accountable for everything they speak or write. If they accuse a teacher of sexual misconduct, they should be held legally accountable if that person is found to be innocent. Now that doesn't mean I don't think they can't print something that's not proven to be true. Say for example someone is hauled into court on sexual charges. State that. Don't print something weeks before on how some kid said person X did something to me. Kids say things. Wait until there is an actual fact. Then print it. Someone being hauled into court is a fact. It's not a fact that they did something but it is a fact that there is enough reason to let a jury or judge decide. Also, if that story is put on the front page with a 72 point headline, the retraction should be just as big and on the front page. It shouldn't be hidden back under the Classifides. It should be given just as much importance as the original story was given. Well, enough of my ramblings. We now return you to your regularly scheduled force-fed media hype.

    1. Re:It's all around us by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...about this little girl that professionally starred in beauty pagents. Her mother grilled her constantly over walking right, talking right, smiling right, sticking out her chest ("strut it like you'll have it in 10 years")...

      One of the sketches in Brass Eye *was* a scene that pretended to be from an American beauty pageant, where a couple had had false breasts grafted onto their 7/8/9 (can't remember) year-old daughter so as to improve her chances in the pageant.

      They had one parent holding up the child, with another adoring parent going "Wow, aren't they realistic?" and the proud father going "Yes, and look <shakes child> they even jiggle!"

      (I should add at this point that the breasts were apparently computer generated - and in any case they were then pixellated over, so you couldn't see them anyway.)

  175. Re:You just argued... by bigfrigginfrogman · · Score: 1

    No..... You just used what I said. Its you that is arguing for the child to not tell their family. Don't assume my point A leads to your point B.

  176. Re:Chris Morris is a total genius... More on him.. by ShaggusMacHaggis · · Score: 1

    nitpicking, but he is *not* an american

  177. You are Victor-Lewis Smith and I claim my �5! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Who's follies are he ridiculing. Collins and Blackwood. and...
    • Daily Mail
    • Jeremy Paxman & Newsnight
    • The News of the World
    • Eminem
    • Fred Durst
    • American Beauty Paegants for children
    • The Civil Service (The "Zebra" segment)
    • Zappy news graphics ("This is the one thing we didn't want to happen")
    • Cheesy Telethons
    • AOL adverts
    • Crimewatch UK
    • History documentaries
    • The attitude of seventies bands to underage sex (Rather than specifically attacking Gary Glitter, interestingly enough.)
    • Aphex Twin's "Come To Daddy" (In the Jes North "flo-mo" sequence)
    • The Matrix
    • US Tabloid TV (in the fake ad break)
    • Internet hysteria (eg "Panto the Dog")- a lot of coverage is a clear parody of a certain report from ITV's "Tonight" a few months, featuring Carol Voderman.
    • Old UK music hall performers (the Fenton Beasley "tour bus" clip)
    • Modern Art (the bit with the former film censor in the art gallery)
    • The Wicker Man (or in this case, the Wicker Phallus)
    ... And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head, but hey I only watched the program, what would I know? To dismiss the show on because it has prank calls ignores the attention to detail that is evident in nearly all the Brass Eye episodes. (Hardly a second appears to be watsed.) Itr also ignores the other 66% of the show, which the hoax interviews are fit seamlessly into. This is quite different from other hoax interviewers like, say, Ali G or Victor-Lewis Smith, in which the hoax itself is a one-off.

    Strangely enough, Victor-Lewis Smith, who appears to be an old rival of Chris Morris, advanced exactly the same arguments as you did. No doubt he's just cheesed off because being similar to Morris in many ways (eg gross-out humour, prank phone calls) he's now going to be thought of as Chris Morris-lite. Which he is really, since his phone pranks are pretty childish to be honest, and his recent attempts at comedy (eg "The Gay Daleks" from "TV Offal") are defintely inferior to Morris' "Blue Jam" and "Brasseye".

  178. Re:Get your facts straight, Mr. PROPAGANDA... by Rei · · Score: 2

    Call me a hardcore liberal, but I support every word you said, and I find it rather sad that you were modded down to 0.

    I just happen to support people's rights to do anything they want when people aren't being harmed. I must be a sick, sick person, right?

    -= rei =-

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    *Kid Rock runs for Senate* Democrats: We must run Kid Scissors.