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Conectiva Linux 7.0 Review

Patrick Mullen writes: "The Duke of URL has posted their review of Conectiva Linux 7.0. Conectiva Linux was the first distribution to support APT-RPM, which cures most of the ails of typical RPMs. Their latest release even bundles a graphical front-end to APT, and brings the worlds of Debian and Red Hat together."

89 comments

  1. Yar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Yar, First post maties

  2. Hello again! by cyborg_monkey · · Score: -1

    Kiss my furry genitals.

  3. User reviews? by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    Has anyone got any first hand reviews? I used to use redhat as my Newbie distribution, and after the latest tricks in 7.2 I need to find a new one for the fresh converts and install fests. Is this a good choice for newbies? or should I stick with Mandrake.

    Thanks

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:User reviews? by cyborg_monkey · · Score: -1

      Use WindowsXP. It installs easy, works great, there is tons of software available.

      Plus, you will no longer be associated with all the fucking morons idiot shitbag hippies that are linux zealots.

      Your pal,

      CM

    2. Re:User reviews? by rinsoblue · · Score: 2, Informative

      I use Conectiva 7.0 and I like it a lot. I also use Mandrake and all 3 BSDs. Conectiva has just the right amount of graphical-install and do-it-yourself that many people seem to yearn for. Both version 6 and 7 have found all the hardware except sound cards on my computers. After I finish the graphical install I use Red Hat's sound configurating program which is installed and waiting.

      I think this is a very good product that has been overlooked too long. I recommend it to any beginner who finds other distributions too overwhelming. ISO's are available at linuxiso.org and it installs with a choice of the 3 major languages of the Americas.

      Rinso

    3. Re:User reviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I used to be a windows using warezer, then after a while I caught too many virusus, developed indigestion, became crippled, and eventually had to shit the core out of my system. With a regimin of linux distributions, I have been completely cured of the Redmond Anthrax Virus.

    4. Re:User reviews? by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      XP?
      Nah, too many worms.

    5. Re:User reviews? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      I use Red Hat's sound configurating program which is installed and waiting.

      My Debian Sid laptop still doesnt have working sound, what RH Sound Tool are you using? I havnt run RH since 6.1

    6. Re:User reviews? by jsveiga · · Score: 1

      He's probably talking about sndconfig:

      "Sndconfig is a text based tool that sets up the configuration files you'll need to use a sound card with a Red Hat Linux system. Sndconfig can be used to set the proper sound type for programs that use the /dev/dsp, /dev/audio, and /dev/mixer devices. The sound settings are saved by the aumix and sysV runlevel scripts."

      You'll probably need sox, aumix, awesfx, and playmidi as prereqs to install it.

    7. Re:User reviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, why is this offtopic? Its true!

    8. Re:User reviews? by seann · · Score: 0

      mm...
      modprobe and insmod
      mm..
      built in kernel modules
      *orgasm*

      --
      I'm a big retard who forgot to log out of Slashdot on Mike's computer! LOOK AT ME.
    9. Re:User reviews? by neroz · · Score: 0

      Debian Sid has the Redhat sound conf tool in it, apt-get install sndconfig

      (or you might want to try ALSA)

    10. Re:User reviews? by Menthos · · Score: 1

      What "tricks" are you referring to?

      --

      GNU/Linux. The Freshmaker.

  4. I think I read that wrong by Mike+Connell · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    www. The Dukeo Furl .org

    It sounds like some esoteric way to tie your bow tie.

  5. Synaptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that Synaptic is the best APT frontend.

    Im waiting the port of Synaptic to Debian.

    1. Re:Synaptic by pseelig · · Score: 1
      Put this into /etc/apt/sources.list if you are using testing/unstable:

      deb ftp://ntama.uni-mainz.de/pub/debian unofficial/
      deb-src ftp://ntama.uni-mainz.de/pub/debian unofficial/

      To compile from sources the latest WMaker 0.70.x is needed.
      There is no official Debian-Maintainer for this package and it's therefore still available for adoption. Anybody?

    2. Re:Synaptic by Cheesy+Fool · · Score: -1

      http://people.debian.org/~mmagallo/packages/synapt ic/

      You can download a deb binary and the sources from the above.

      --

      Hail to the king, baby!
    3. Re:Synaptic by mbanck · · Score: 1
      There is no official Debian-Maintainer for this package and it's therefore still available for adoption.

      Note that synaptic has been ITP'd a month ago and isn't exactly for adoption, IMHO.


      I agree that it should be part of Debian though.


      Michael

  6. Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's humour.

    http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/tro ll .html

    1. Re:Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Dude, they're gonna kick your ass in metamod :-)

  7. Boom! by adamwright · · Score: 3, Funny

    Conectiva Linux was the first distribution to support APT-RPM

    I would've though there'd be some sort of matter/antimatter explosion when apt and rpm came together judging by the flamewars I've seen....

    1. Re:Boom! by Electrum · · Score: 1

      As was pointed out above, apt-get is not the package manager. apt-get is the front end to Debian's package manager, dpkg.

  8. Site only in Spanish and Portugese? by rj-eleven · · Score: 1

    I went to the Conectiva website to download the ISO but the front page only provides two language options...spanish and portugese. Are there english mirrors? Maybe an alternate place to download?

    1. Re:Site only in Spanish and Portugese? by adebater · · Score: 4, Informative

      try
      http://en.conectiva.com/download/

    2. Re:Site only in Spanish and Portugese? by Solidblu · · Score: 0

      also if you just want to download the iso's you could try:
      http://www.linuxiso.org/conectiva.html

  9. I could care less now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    this apt vs rpm vs tar.gz vs etc. isn't getting linux anyware. Fortunately, Gentoo Linux seems to be on the right track with their Portage package management system...

    Here is a blurb from their website (http://www.gentoo.org/):

    "Gentoo Linux is a versatile and fast, completely free x86-based Linux distribution geared towards developers and network professionals. Unlike other distros, Gentoo Linux has an advanced package management system called Portage. Portage is a true ports system in the tradition of BSD ports, but is Python-based and sports a number of advanced features including dependencies, fine-grained package management, "fake" (OpenBSD-style) installs, safe unmerging, system profiles, virtual packages, config file management, and more."

    1. Re:I could care less now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      this apt vs rpm vs tar.gz vs etc. isn't getting linux anyware.

      That's right. They lack Slack. Back to the Church of Slack, Jack.

    2. Re:I could care less now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      I have never seen it being mentioned recently ... but then again, I don't visit slashdot much.

      In addition, apt-get'ing KDE, for example, is fast and painless on a low end PC with a cable modem connection.

      You mentioned low-end PCs ... so those still on dial-up connections (i.e. no cable modem/xDSL) have what? Obviously, apt-get isn't so convenient.

      BTW, my slight "bias" towards Gentoo comes from the fact that I am a FreeBSD user. The Gentoo utilization of a system reminscient of FreeBSD ports is why I find it not only attractive, but as another option to the "mainstream" packaging systems -- rpm, dpkg, etc..

      Options is what makes linux good -- you choose and use what you like best.

    3. Re:I could care less now... by neroz · · Score: 1, Informative

      I tried Gentoo recently, and portage has a lot of potential, but its no where near APT. It can't handle dependancy conflicts, it can't even say to a depended package that 'i need gnome support' - you have to use an env variable. This may work for source based systems, but when they move to binary, they will either have to bloat each package, or provide many small packages, like debian does.

      Portage v2 is in the works ATM, hopefully that will solve these problems, but, if you are a debian user, you will most likely be disapointed with Gentoo.

  10. brings the worlds of debian and redhat together? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wouldn't that be like bringing Beverly Hills and Havana together?

  11. Urpmi by KeyserDK · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The urpmi tool coming with mandrake is well.. ownage =). Works like apt-get for me in the rpm world.

    urpmi is the frontend to rpmdrake =).

    It just works =). The nr. 1 reason i use mandrake (the second is cooker).

    However i'll always welcome another tool, as long they can live side by side =).

    --
    still reading?
    1. Re:Urpmi by staili · · Score: 0

      >The urpmi tool coming with mandrake is well.. ownage =). Works like apt-get for me in the rpm world.

      almost like apt-get, I still prefer apt-get

      >urpmi is the frontend to rpmdrake =).

      Isn't rpmdrake/grpmi (graphical) a frontend to urpmi (command line)?

      >It just works =). The nr. 1 reason i use mandrake (the second is cooker).

      I like urpmi, but I think it's too hard to set urpmi to use only ftp-servers and no cds. It's not impossible, but it's way too hard. (Compared to apt-get, and I usually install debian directly from net.)

  12. Looks like by Solidblu · · Score: 0

    I have a big download to do to test out the distro for myself because whats good for the goose is not always good for the gander. Such as Linux from scatch to a Linux Newbie coming from Mac OS 9. Sometimes it just sucks

  13. Stephen King, author, dead at 55 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  14. I think you mean... by (c)+Penis · · Score: -1

    ...kiss my shiny metal knubby buddy.

    --
    The real thing. Accept no substitute!

  15. slow day by neal+n+bob · · Score: -1

    damn this is the slowest troll tuesday I have seen in a while. No dead penis birds? Where's the goatsex?

  16. Connectiva employs many kernel mantainers by Pac · · Score: 4, Informative

    Like other major distributions, the brazilian Connectiva employs many people closely related to Linux development.

    Marcelo Tosatti was recently announced as the new head mantainer over the 2.4 stable kernel tree. Rik Van Riel is known for his work in the memory management subsystem and Arnaldo Carvalho de Melo works with IPX.

    The point here is not to praise Connectiva (or Red Hat or anyone), but to notice that it is perfectly possible to run a profitable company and care for the development community at the
    same time.

  17. Debian in a red hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sounds like an 80's pop hit to me.... :-)

  18. Hooray for WindowMaker by nagora · · Score: 2
    It's good to see a distro which actually promotes what is THE best (ie most productive and easiest to use) desktop available on any computing platform today.

    TWW

    --
    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    1. Re:Hooray for WindowMaker by morcego · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, WindowsMaker's developer, Alfredo Kojima, works at Conectiva, and is also the main developet behing the APT-RPM implementation (the port of apt to work with RPM).

      --
      morcego
  19. Why I don't like trolls by CmderTaco · · Score: -1

    Why I do not like Trolls

    I believe I have made it clear, through my consistant down modding and IP banning of trolls, that I do not like trolls very much. I believe that Trolls are the most offensive type of human that we have ever seen. One can only assume that thier only purpose is to upset people, get reactions from people, and to humiliate people.

    Here recently, the trolls have been focusing thier attacks more specifically the moderators and editors of this web site. I must say, that I have read such horrible postings from these trolls that, quite frankly, I am offended. I mean sure, there are a lot of people here who do not like JonKatz for one reason or another (mine is that he tends to post stories that are uninformed and ignorant, but that's beside the point.), but that is no reason for us to flame him so much every time he posts some stupid story. The fact is that myself, Hemos, JonKatz, cowboyNeal, Neal, michael, timothy, Roblimo, Cliff, HeUnique, sengan, emmitt, justin++, nate, and many others are all authors for this web site and you should start showing us just a little respect. I mean, it may be fun to make up little songs like the one posted here But it still hurts our feelings to see this sort of stuff. Our jobs are tough, and stuff like this just doesn't make it any easier. To think that we all spend so much of our time maintaining this web site just for you trolls to troll it up. Comments about me and JonKatz being homosexual partners or me and Hemos. Now, I am not going to say that these things are false, but there is no way that you guys actually know that about us, and it is none of your business either. Yes, it is true that I, CmdrTaco, am a homosexual, and a big one at that. Yes it is true that some times JonKats and I will be alone for extended periods of time. Sometimes, as we work together, he will brush up against me and I can't help but want to be alone with him. And don't get me started on micheal. But that's not my point at all. Some of your trolls don't even make sense. I mean, how many times can LinuxIsForAssholes post Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?? Or how do Trollaxor and Trolligula and all the others keep coming up with these true stories about my homosexuality? All you trolls use this link in many of your trolls, why? Do you like that site? Did they get my good side? It is a good picture of me, but again, that's not my point. And what about all those damn trolls asking how we can be talking about things like the AOTC trailer in the wake of Sept. 11. The fact is, Slashdot doesn't care. We don't care how many people lost thier lives. All the innocent people. The only thing we even wonder is if some of the people were checking out Slashdot at the time of the attack. Oh, the other thing that sucks is that when the buildings went down we lost some companies that had Linux installations. Does that make us bad people, maybe. Does it make our bank accounts bigger through our constant advertising for stupid worthless producs? Most definatly.

    Now, you people who have a different opinion than that which is expressed by the editors, prepare to be modded down. We don't like people who do not agree with our ignorant opinions. We want to silence you. You see, if you are silenced then the discussion is only done by those who all agree. When someone with a mind of thier own disagrees and comes on our website and see's that we all have the same opinion, then they will believe that our opinion must be right. It's kinda like Hitler during WWII. If you have a different opinion, you will be killed. You see enough people killed, you change your opinion. We like to think of ourselves as Borg. We are but 1 collective, none of which has a mind of thier own. People are a lot safer that way.

    All in all, you can call use as many names as you want, but when it comes down to it, we (the editor) as just as much Trolls as you are. We are trolls with a different agenda. Our agenda is global mind control, and we want to stop you from letting thses people know that original thoughts are natural. We want them to think originality is a sign of weakness and stupidity.

    --
    - Marco
  20. apt is not the whole story by mvdwege · · Score: 3, Informative

    While the reviewer is right that apt is a wonderful tool, he is guilty of two very common mistakes:

    1. apt is not the package manager per se. It is a front end to the package manager. Therefore the whole idea of using it with another package manager as its default (dpkg) is not so unlikely as it sounds. In fact, as far as I can make out from my Debian documentation, apt is specifically designed to be agnostic in regards to what package manager does the actual work.
    2. The previous was only a minor quibble. His major mistake is however his assertion that you can download any .rpm and have apt sort out the dependencies. Guess what? It doesn't work that way. In order for apt to work, it needs a central repository that provides it with a correct dependency list. Without that, you're back to the good old dependency hell. This is what makes Connectiva and Debian great, because that is exactly what they provide, and it is only because they do that that apt is such a great tool
    Mart (a happy Debian user)
    --
    "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
    1. Re:apt is not the whole story by crystal+dragon · · Score: 1

      I actually never assert anywhere that you can download any RPM. I do, however, point out the traditional limitations of RPM and how the use of APT solves them.

      Daniel Christle

    2. Re:apt is not the whole story by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Hmmm,

      You may have a point there. You did not say that any .rpm would install. I do read that implication in your review though, but that may be because, as I said, it is a very common mistake.

      Anyway, thanks for a good review. It was overall factual and informative.

      Mart
      --
      "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
    3. Re:apt is not the whole story by crystal+dragon · · Score: 1

      I should have added that your first point was valid - and I should know better. I use Libranet as my workstation and it is based on Debian.

      Thanks,

      Daniel Christle

  21. Conectiva is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's look at the numbers...

    aw shit.

  22. For your information, Mandrake... by joestar · · Score: 2
    also includes apt as an option. But the default is to use the excellent urpmi urpme tools that automatically resolve all RPM dependencies and can install new packages automagically (from the CD or remotely through FTP or HTTP) and also uninstall them.


    man urpmi

    1. Re:For your information, Mandrake... by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but updating the 'package list' is a bitch. The graphic front end gives you NO indication as to what it's doing or how long it'll take (or how much it's done). I've let my machine go for more than 45 minutes (128k connection) with nothing. The 'software update' stuff still has a ways to go on mandrake. They also need more than 1 mirror in the US. Every server I see in the default lists is in France or Germany or Japan or someplace else.

      I tell a lie - I did get an package list to come down from a server in Japan in only 35 minutes. But it promptly crashed, so that was time simply wasted.

    2. Re:For your information, Mandrake... by joestar · · Score: 2

      I never got your issues nor heard anytime of such issues.

    3. Re:For your information, Mandrake... by chadm1967 · · Score: 1

      He's right. I'm running Mandrake 8.1 on one of my machines and the update tool will sometimes timeout when setting up a server. Mandrake definitely has some work to do........

    4. Re:For your information, Mandrake... by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      And how many people do you talk to about this? How many people inside a distribution's circle of supporters will openly criticize that distribution?

      For the record, I said the graphic tool. The command like URPMI is a little better, but not much. The main issue is pulling down package lists from other servers. There aren't many servers listed in the graphic tool that are anywhere NEAR me - I'm in Detroit. I think 2 are in the US, if that.

      If/when you use the graphic 'software update' tool, and it says 'updating package list' or whatever it says, do you have a 'cancel' button? Do you have a progress bar? My Mandrake (7.2, 8.0 and 8.1) do not have those seemingly basic items. I just have a silver bar bouncing back and forth, supposedly indicating activity. I'd have thought a progress bar, or at least a cancel button, wouldn't have been too much to ask of a desktop app in 2001. I guess I was wrong.

      Also for the record, I've purchased mandrake before, and given them money via their site. I like and generally support mandrake, but their software update thing has a long way to go before being as usable as 'apt-get' (I'm not a debian fan either).

    5. Re:For your information, Mandrake... by tim_maroney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The graphic front end gives you NO indication as to what it's doing or how long it'll take (or how much it's done).

      Gad. That's such an elementary design mistake. It's bad GUIs like this that convince people that GUIs suck. Most of the graphical software I see on free platforms seems to be written by people who hate graphical programs and want everyone else to hate them too.

      Tim

    6. Re:For your information, Mandrake... by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

      Most of the graphical software I see on free platforms seems to be written by people who hate graphical programs and want everyone else to hate them too

      WOW! If I could mod that comment up, I would! I don't think I've seen a more concise, insightful observation on this topic in awhile... :)

    7. Re:For your information, Mandrake... by update() · · Score: 2
      Yeah, but updating the 'package list' is a bitch. The graphic front end gives you NO indication as to what it's doing or how long it'll take (or how much it's done).

      The front end sucks (and got worse from 8.0 to 8.1, as did a bunch of other things). You'll want to at least launch MandrakeUpdate from the command-line as there is useful feedback there.

      Still, I've found the benefits of Mandrake outweigh the disadvantages, and the updater does work if you're careful with it.

  23. Important Message (Read This) by CmderTaco · · Score: -1

    It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed
    of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from
    hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.



    What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden
    messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken
    advocates:



    • Linus Torvalds is an
      anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the
      first initial.
    • Richard M. Stallman,
      spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement'
      is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
    • Alan Cox is barely an
      anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it
      unnerves me.


    I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral
    and the Bizarre,
    is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't
    need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor
    little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram
    for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show
    you that he is indeed queer.



    Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond
    is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously
    sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those
    not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one
    sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it
    appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good
    Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'



    As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually
    quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the
    following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any
    circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional
    wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says
    plainly.



    And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this
    tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a
    flaming homo slut!



    Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney
    ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although
    an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already
    confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual
    perversion of corrupting the
    innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:



    'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the
    bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is
    that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'



    Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And
    letting the other boys touch it too?



    We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's
    resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few
    who aren't aware of the list of homosexual
    terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who
    gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his
    urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexuallover blows firmly down the straw to
    inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the
    dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their
    postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and
    manipulative journalistic agenda.



    Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.



    In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the
    most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The
    Slackware distro is named after the
    'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes.
    Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference
    to the homosexual practice of anal fisting.
    The Mandrake product is run by a
    group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for
    the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark
    amen
    and ram naked, which is what they do.



    Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like
    'Disco,' which is where homosexuals preyed
    on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of in a bed,
    which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we
    sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe
    their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male
    penis, glistening with pre-cum.
    But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy
    term, again found in the secret homosexual
    'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual
    practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a
    crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer
    overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the
    frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight
    young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.



    And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from
    a freshly violated underage ringpiece.



    The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For
    example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration,
    which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland.
    'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and
    gay, and need to mount each other
    automatically.



    The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.'
    These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main
    one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even
    say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts
    faggotry is not optional but a way of life.



    More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love
    `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who
    are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda)
    should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their
    frequent recourse to a man.



    Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For
    example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent
    heterosexual Windows users know what
    this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the
    voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!



    Even the title 'Slashdot'
    originally referred to a homosexual
    practice. Slashdot of course refers
    to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are
    those super-zealous homosexuals who take
    this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the
    site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/.



    The editors of Slashdot also have
    homosexual names: 'Hemos' is obvious in
    itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is
    'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang
    for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement . (The best form
    of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special
    'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of
    penis discharge) toppings. And
    to make it even worse, Slashdot runs
    on Apache!



    The Apache server, whose use
    among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows,
    popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it
    is for him that this gay program is named.



    And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world --
    patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even
    after its rupture by a session of fisting.



    To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description
    of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and
    disabled 'stumpers.'



    FEEDBACK



    What worries me is how much you know about what gay people
    do. I'm scared I actually read this whole thing. I think this post is a good
    example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people. This person
    obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something
    as stupid as this. And actually take the time to do it too. Although... I
    think it was satire.. blah.. it's early.
    -- Anonymous Coward,
    Slashdot


    Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the
    misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the
    computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't
    you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul
    document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable
    degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major
    animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to
    shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to
    engulf our planet.



    You must work for the government. Trying to post the most
    obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot won't be able to continue or something,
    due to legal woes. If i ever see your ugly face, i'm going to stick my
    fireplace poker up your ass, after it's nice and hot, to weld shut that
    nasty gaping hole of yours.
    -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming
    it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as
    the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another
    man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated
    by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy.
    Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!



    you really should post this logged in. i wish i could
    remember jebus's password, cuz i'd give it to you.
    -- mighty jebus,
    Slashdot


    Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall
    only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement
    is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of
    freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm,
    enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the
    tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk,
    don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am
    the unknown liberator.



    ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS -- Anonymous Coward,
    Slashdot


    We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they
    are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for
    re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society.
    This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of
    Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes
    them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.



    Actually, that's not at all how scrotal inflation works. I
    understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum.
    I've never tried this, but you can read how to do it safely in case you're
    interested. (Before you moderate this down, ask yourself honestly -- who are
    the real crazies -- people who do scrotal inflation, or people who pay
    $1000+ for a game console?)
    -- double_h,
    Slashdot


    Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is
    riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being
    able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux
    pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given
    enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the
    money. Intellivision forever!



    dude did u used to post on msnbc's nt bulletin board now
    that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black
    stuff too c u in church
    -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda
    masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing
    better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see
    a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them.
    Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only
    god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian
    Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local
    pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to
    salvation.



    Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour.
    Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by
    a Black Man . Now fuck off
    you racist donkey felcher.



    And don't forget that slashdot was written in Perl, which is
    just too close to 'Pearl Necklace' for comfort.... oh wait; that's something
    all you heterosexuals do.... I can't help but wonder how much faster the
    trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could
    hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them.
    -- phee,
    Slashdot


    Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of
    ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her
    neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies
    Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl
    Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'



    One scary thing about Perl is that it
    contains hidden homosexual messages. Take
    the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough,
    doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to
    each other!
    As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl
    Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's
    programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so
    closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of
    'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual
    queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters
    together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by
    passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This
    is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'



    And PHP stands for Perverted
    Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?



    Thank you for your valuable input on this. I am sure you
    will be never forgotten. BTW: Did I mention that this could be useful in
    terraforming Mars? Mars rulaa.
    -- Eimernase,
    Slashdot


    Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing
    Uranus for years.



    That's inspiring. Keep up the good work, AC. May God in his
    wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this
    community, and make it pure again. Yours, Cerberus.
    -- Anonymous Coward,
    Slashdot


    *sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for
    your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the
    Good Lord's work, but it is
    encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.



    However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on
    such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the
    'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in
    intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling
    canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters
    have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and
    wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake
    of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual
    intercourse -- their favourite kind.)



    In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties,
    (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein
    they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to
    four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge
    their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the
    rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the
    'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.'
    (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many
    Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.



    Inspiring stuff! If only all trolls were this quality!
    -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message
    up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect
    your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we
    break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any
    wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???



    If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it
    will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join
    with us in our battle for freedom!



    It's pathetic you've spent so much time writing this. --
    Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order
    that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It
    is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire
    brush of enlightenment.



    As with any great open-source project, you need someone
    asking this question, so I'll do it. When the hell is version 2.0 going to
    be ready?!?!
    -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time
    someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the
    truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,'
    as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to
    suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.



    I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel, you sexy
    hunk, you.
    -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    I sincerely hope you're Natalie
    Portman.



    Dude, nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth
    reading. Try to distill the message, whatever it was, and maybe I'll read
    it. As it is, I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10
    seconds of precious time. 10 seconds is all its gonna take M$ to whoop
    Linux's ass. Vigilence is the price of Free (as in libre -- from the fine,
    frou frou French language) Software. Hack on fellow geeks, and remember:
    Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that
    Jesus died for their sins. Those godless, oil drench, bearded sexist clowns
    can pull grits from their pantaloons (another fine, fine French word) and
    eat that. Anyway, try to keep your message focused and concise. For
    concision is the soul of derision. Way.
    -- Anonymous Coward,
    Slashdot


    What the fuck?



    I've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must
    say I'm impressed. In particular, I appreciate how you have managed to
    squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing homos tend to be full of. Thank you
    again.
    -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    Well bugger me!



    ooooh honey. how insecure are you!!! wann a little massage
    from deare bruci. love you
    -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot


    Fuck right off!



    IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD , which is an acronym for 'Huge
    Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so
    it has been released into the Public
    Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic
    crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay
    Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see
    who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I
    would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is
    known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.



    Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me,
    because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the
    homosexual practice of holding the base of
    the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build
    up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made
    into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of
    ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later.
    Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by
    the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.



    Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy
    biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward,
    Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward,
    Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward,
    Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward,
    Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions
    are welcome.



    Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV'
    as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we
    could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links).
    Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?



    Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed.
    Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax
    described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more
    fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot
    baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.



    ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!



    --
    - Marco
  24. Number of packages by n-tone · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many applications is bundled with this distribution ?
    If there are less than 7000 programs you shouldn't buy it ;-)

    1. Re:Number of packages by seann · · Score: 0

      What if it comes with a full version of Maya 4.0 Free?

      Yeah... Thats what you miss out on for being BIAS!

      --
      I'm a big retard who forgot to log out of Slashdot on Mike's computer! LOOK AT ME.
  25. RPM is not that bad... by O2n · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article:
    A limitation of RPM is the lack of ability to fetch and install dependencies that are needed when installing a given package. It can be frustrating to try and install some software only to be held back by unmet dependencies. This usually leads to time-loss as one has to track down these dependencies, install them, and then install the package you wanted to install in the first place.

    I've been using redhat - at least on some test machines not involved directly in the network - since 4.1. While rpm is far from perfect, it's also not that bad as the article implies: you can search for the missing dependencies here -- note that you have to check "Provided Packages", then download those packages from your favourite mirror.

    1. Re:RPM is not that bad... by be-fan · · Score: 2

      Then, of course, there is urpmi which, despite its problems (like an extremely rigid idea of package servers), is one cool piece of software.

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  26. Re:RPM is not that bad... (haha) by atyr · · Score: 1

    Well actually, I deal with helping people on a few irc channels for linux problems. the biggest problem occurs with RPMs. Sure they may be newbies but they can install an rpm, and yet they install something else that requires it and it doesnt detect it on some occasions. This is not something id look at as not that bad. I prefer source myself but the .tgz works great for me, never had a problem once with it. As for bringing the world of Redhat and Debian together, why taint a good dist with redhat? I personaly dont like apt, but i like rpm even less, and then making a GUI for it? come on people. the more we step away from the console the lazier we get, the more vulnerable we get, and i dont want to say this cus a few friends use a lot of GUI but the dumber we get. Why do you need a gui for something so simple? And this brings up the question does it require X? if so im already sold on ANYthing else. a frontend is one thing. and what about the whole rpm version incompatability thing? you dont see this with tgz. I really dont want to upgrade to a new pkgtool or installpkg/upgradepkg to move on to slack 8.1. Am I just a lunatic user/admin gone anti-gui because of m$ or do other people share my views?

    --
    every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people every year trying to find it.
  27. Re:RPM is not that bad... (haha) by daveman_1 · · Score: 1

    Here is the easiest way I have found to deal with an RPM that refuses to install due to a lack of dependencies:

    rpm -i --nodeps --noscripts X.rpm

    This fixes RPM everytime. (Even if you do something silly like upgrade glibc on redhat 6.2, only to discover that you had better downgrade REALLY fast...)

    --
    Russian Russian Russian RussianDollSig DollSig DollSig DollSig
  28. Package Fragmentation by asr_br · · Score: 1, Informative

    They didn't mention the fact that CL 7.0 comes with a lot of packages fragmentation.

    By "package fragmentation" I mean splitting XFree, Gnome, KDE, glibc and all other big software in a lot of small packages, keeping the compatibility with other distros and with the old CLs.

    Example:
    Number of packages
    Software CL 6.0 --> CL 7.0
    glibc 03 --> 65
    XFree86 34 --> 79
    kde 60 --> 276
    gnome 32 --> 66
    koffice 01 --> 19
    linuxconf 56 --> 70
    -devel 127 --> 373
    rpm 03 --> 05


    This is very useful when installing the distro in a machine with little disk space and specially when doing a remote upgrade (you don't have to download big packages with functionalities that you don't use).

    A complete article: "Fragmentation of Packages on Conectiva Linux 7.0" can be found here, but it's in Brazilian Portuguese (I'm sorry).

    - Ademar
    "Unfortunately, no-one can be told what Linux is.. you must see it for yourself."

  29. Kernel 2.4 maintainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Keep an eye on these guys. Marcelo Tosatti, the new kernel 2.4 maintainer, works at Conectiva, and that's another reason to believe they're doing a serious job there.

    1. Re:Kernel 2.4 maintainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are doing a great work here in brazil.. but marcelo tosatti isn't a good guy.. in a first conectiva's release he putted a backdoor in they're linuxconf.. is it ethical ?

    2. Re:Kernel 2.4 maintainer by seann · · Score: 0

      accusations without links!

      You Sound Like a Girl!

      --
      I'm a big retard who forgot to log out of Slashdot on Mike's computer! LOOK AT ME.
    3. Re:Kernel 2.4 maintainer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marcelo is arrogant. He's not better than Alan Cox. This guy has serious problems.

  30. You didnt try to install the last rev of KDE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...talk about rpm dependencies hell! There were 3 screens of dependencies on a RH7.1 machine. I could see it being like that on an older distro but not a new one. I decided I didnt want the new kde that bad.
    I am seriously considering switching to debian. As I learn more about linux I see redhat failing to meet my needs/wants more and more.

    1. Re:You didnt try to install the last rev of KDE... by O2n · · Score: 1
      As I learn more about linux I see redhat failing to meet my needs/wants more and more.

      Well, as you learn more about linux you fall usually in one of the following categories:

      you don't have so much time on your hands anymore (most frequent). You tend to keep using redhat because it's familiar, and lets you experiment with (or concentrate on) stuff that matters/ earns you money;

      you still have time, and the wish to take challenges; tis is the *nice* way, like winning the lottery. Good luck with Debian...

  31. YAGOD (Yet Another Geek-Only Distro) by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2
    &lt rant mode="on" &gt


    I read the review for this, and it sounds pretty ho-hum. The conclusion states that it's fast and stable...well, it's running the same software as all the other 10,000 distros out there. What is it that makes it particularly fast and stable by comparison?


    The other thing that really bothers me is that this sounds like it has virtually the same features as all the other big names: Graphical install, easy to set up...except it gives too many goddamned options! I would like to see a distro that is a coherent whole, not a mishmash of every possible choice. I mean, it gives a choice between 2.2 and 2.4 kernels! There is not a non-geek in this world who knows or cares what that means. Nor do they care whether is runs KDE or GNOME. It ought to customize one or the other to be the Connectiva desktop, thus making a product that's unique to them, perhaps adding to the KDE control panel the ability to configure everything on the system in one place. Instead they give you a choice of three desktops!


    Does the world need another distribution that caters only to geeks?


    &lt /rant &gt

    --
    You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
    1. Re:YAGOD (Yet Another Geek-Only Distro) by MrBoring · · Score: 1

      I too wonder this. Having only used RedHat 7.x,
      I can't say what the differences are between
      distributions. I thought the end result was the same, once you got past the installations of the OS and applications. Not flamebait, but I'm just curious.

    2. Re:YAGOD (Yet Another Geek-Only Distro) by Banjonardo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Does the world need another distribution that caters only to geeks?

      Perhaps the U.S. doesn't. But this is A Brazilian product, and technical support is gonna be in Portuguese. (Or Spanish, if you stretch it.)

      The Brasilian people, yes, DO need a nice geek-catering distro, if only because it has techsupport in Portuguese.

      --

      -----

      Score 3? For what? Being wrong, at length? - smirkleton

    3. Re:YAGOD (Yet Another Geek-Only Distro) by 6of9 · · Score: 1

      The beauty of this distribution is that it doesn't cater only to geeks, its made for and is very usable/maintainable by mere humans. I was able wean my Mom off her Mac with Conectiva, which isn't that big a deal, but I was also actually able to show her how to maintain her software via Synaptic, which is nothing short of incredible, IMHO. (I'm very used to the "set it up for the friend/family member and then support/upgrade it until the end of the world over a modem" type scenario.)

      I've been using Linux since RH4.0 days (not forever, but not since last night, either ;-) and this distribution is the most exciting thing I've seen in a long time.

  32. From debianplanet.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is a thread that discusses apt and rpm.

    http://www.debianplanet.org/debianplanet/article .p hp?thold=0&mode=thread&order=2&sid=248

  33. Er, it rocks the free world. by saintlupus · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or is this review incredibly low on actual information?

    "Well, uh, it detected my hardware fine and then everything worked. The end."

    I suppose this does say something about how idiot-proof the typical Linux distro has become, but there sure doesn't seem to be a whole lot of meat here.

    --saint

  34. Re: Choice is a good thing... by bytes256 · · Score: 1
    You make it sound like choice is bad. In fact, choice is what Linux is all about. If you don't want choice, use windows, or MacOS, or even a commercial UNIX. I personally like the idea of being able to try KDE, GNOME, WindowMaker, Blackbox, FVWM, Enlightenment, etc.

    Also, contrary to popular opinion, 2.4 ain't perfect, so it's good to be able to choose 2.2 if you need it.

    --

    Slashdot, the site where everything's made up and the points don't matter
  35. Yeah...Brazilians rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :)

  36. Re: Choice is a good thing... by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2

    I'm not going to totally knock Redhat, Mandrake &amp Co, but we already have what they provide. Connectiva is not providing anything new, aside from being predominantly non-english. Now we need a NEW choice, because there is nothing yet out there that really anyone can install and use. That means a very limited set of the population, the geek set, has access to a HUGE number of distros and choices. But what about the rest of the people? Where are their choices?

    --
    You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
  37. Use Corel Linux. (was: Re:YAGOD) by Jens · · Score: 2

    Simple. Use Corel Linux.

    It's an end-user desktop Linux distribution. That is, it is not much more than a very, very bare bones Debian Linux (slink) setup, with a modified and (well) customized KDE desktop. If it can't start KDE it boots into 'safe mode' (twm). By default, there is no console login except for a sulogin on console 2 (console 1 only shows a textbox saying "Please press Alt-F7").

    After you install it (and there's not much more to installing than choosing whether to overwrite Windows or not) you get a default desktop with a web browser, an email client, a small office suite (Wordperfect) and a couple assorted (graphical) tools.

    Just about the same you get with a default install of Windows 9x.

    I.e. *NOTHING* in respect to tools, network stuff, programming languages, etc. The whole install is about 300-400MB. Hell, the first versions of Wordperfect wouldn't even install because xlib was missing.

    But the 'average user' wants to install 10000 additional tools after installing the OS. Apparently. They don't want the OS installation to span 1-2 GB, but already include almost every kind of software you will ever need.

    If that's what you want, use Corel Linux. It's "Linux for Dummies".

  38. Re:Use [the abandoned Corel Linux. (was: Re:YAGOD) by HiThere · · Score: 2

    I find myself believing that Corel abandoned their distribution. Didn't even hand it off to somebody else, just dropped it.

    Not something that I would want to recommend to anybody, but it's probably safe, as I don't think you can order it any more.

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  39. Re: Choice is a good thing... by be-fan · · Score: 2

    But isn't it a valid choice to reject choices? I mean, shouldn't there be a distro that standardizes everything, for users who don't want to deal with all the options? One man's choice is another man's chaos.

    --
    A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  40. Re:Use [the abandoned Corel Linux. (was: Re:YAGOD) by magicslax · · Score: 0

    However, the up-and-coming distro redmond linux is based on Corel and certainly fills the linux for dummies void. It is by far the easiest operating system to set up and use that I have encountered. They're doing a good job up there in the city of evil.

  41. All installers should have this... by pherthyl · · Score: 1

    on the first screen:

    Do you have experience with linux?
    Yes
    No

    If you check yes it will give you all the options and if you check no it will just install with default selections.

    This would take about 5 minutes to add to an installer and would make everything a lot easier I think.

  42. Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am from AOL. What is Taco-snotting? I have been spammed and told to come here. Please unsubscribe me from this mailing list!

  43. Pot meets Kettle by Jagasian · · Score: 2

    It is contradictory for you to slam people for debating the merits of three different package mamangement systems (deb, rpm, slack), and then you yourself argue for a fourth package management system which is used by Gentoo Linux. Hello! Pot calling kettle! Where are you? The scary part is that you got modded up so high. I mean, Gentoo has been mentioned many times on Slashdot.

    Debian and Gentoo are the two Linux distros with the most promising package management systems. I am a Debian user myself, but once Gentoo releases a non-beta version of their distro, I will give it a shot. However, Debian works so well because of its open community. Only time will tell wether Gentoo will develop a similar community. In addition, apt-get'ing KDE, for example, is fast and painless on a low end PC with a cable modem connection. However, using Gentoo's system, not only would the download be larger, but there would be the overhead of building the software! So Gentoo might be great for workstations and servers, but for desktops and low end devices... it might not be the way to go.

  44. Re: Choice is a good thing... by cymen · · Score: 1

    Also, contrary to popular opinion, 2.4 ain't perfect, so it's good to be able to choose 2.2 if you need it.

    I don't think you have to worry about anyone thinking 2.4 is perfect at the moment. Personally I'm getting excited now that the linus and ac branch are merging down and 2.5 is going to start soon. But of course all these changes means we'll have to wait a bit longer until we know 2.4 is edging towards well done.

  45. Re:All installers should have this... - mod up! by cymen · · Score: 2

    So everyone bitched about this and didn't even find out this simple fact? It sounds like Connectiva is doing just fine with all the options. Mod this guy up!

  46. eH? by atyr · · Score: 1

    That post had no real relevance you realise. You do realise that is full opinionated right? I quite personaly hate Window Maker. Maybe its fast, but blackbox is faster. And I dont need all those things floating around my desktop. Maybe its configurable but why waste my time when blackbox is how i want it already? Not to mention theres Ion, maybe a little less "pretty" but it gets the job done. blackbox has been the most productive for me, WindowMaker has only slowed me down, and Ion made me even faster. And to respond to another post up further. Why would a distro want to tell a user what to install? Can you say WINDOWS? My god man, the beauty of linux is choice, you have so much to choose from your bound to find something you like. If you really want someone to support non-newbies(lazy people as you have obviously made every one of them out to be) then Windows is there for you in all its gloriousness. Not every newbie would want KDE or Gnome. And to just force something apon them is counterproductive in the learning process. I for one want people to be more informed of linux not dissillusioned.

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    1. Re:eH? by nagora · · Score: 2
      That post had no real relevance you realise.
      Yes.

      You do realise that is full opinionated right?

      Absolutely!

      Maybe its fast, but blackbox is faster.

      Haven't tried it yet.

      And I dont need all those things floating around my desktop.

      What things? I have two columns of icons for the things I use a lot, but I put them there

      Maybe its configurable but why waste my time when blackbox is how i want it already?

      No reason in the world, if it does.

      Not to mention theres Ion, maybe a little less "pretty" but it gets the job done.

      Didn't like it. Xterm is better.

      My god man, the beauty of linux is choice

      I agree; I chose WindowMaker and you chose Blackbox. My issue is with distros defaulting to the same old bloatware (KDE/Gnome) and not even mentioning the alternatives.

      TWW

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    2. Re: Re: eH? by atyr · · Score: 1

      I realise this, hense why i brought that up. I was responding to another post where someone ranted about how he wants distros to stick with one WM so they can be (special) or some rubbish. My only problem with slackware is they dont put bb for a choice in there =P I think separating distros should stay in possibly setup applications like pppconfig or linuxconf. Some people like GUI setup some people like console, so I chose slackware where i can do everything i want without ever even having to install X and a newbie can go into say RedHat and use GUI setup utils. This is just fine, lets keep it at that and let the user decide the WM NOT the distro =]

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