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Royal Institute Christmas Lectures
category9 writes "One of the best xmas tv highlights for us chaps in the UK is the RI Christmas Letures. Once broadcast by the BBC, Channel4 now have the helm. Past lecturers include the world renowed cybernetics engineer, Prof. Kevin Warwick. This year Sir John Sulston, of Human Genome Project fame, will be talking about genetics and the building blocks of life over 5 lectures. This is a must see for anyone interested in artificial intelligence. The lectures are presented in a format which allows technical detail, but in a way very accessible to those outside the particilar scientific fields. The website has transcripts for anyone not able to receive Channel4, perhaps with streams coming at a later date (lobby Channel4 if you must)."
i really wish the US would have something like that.. oh, and first post!
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It seemed a bit bland this year, I saw some of Adam-hart Davis' program on BBC2 by accident, which seemed more interesting even though it lacked depth, before switching over to C4. Maybe some of the other lectures will be more entertaining.
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Give me a break. you are really not serious
about Discovery channel, right?!
What does genetics have to do with AI?
I have to agree. The Discovery channel doesn't cover anything like this. They always have some dumbed down version of everything "science" that pre-schoolers can understand. I have yet to find a discovery program that confuses me or makes me look up words on the 'Net or a dictionary. The Discovery channel IMHO is good to get people interest but not to go in depth into anything.
Discovery Science and Discovery Wings is pretty good, alot more technical than just plain Discovery. No show on tv is going to start throwing out equations at you
I don't think you can get a hell of a lot more dumbed down than "Professor" Kevin Warwick.
"This year Sir John Sulston, of Human Genome Project fame, will be talking about genetics and the building blocks of life over 5 lectures. This is a must see for anyone interested in artificial intelligence. " The only way I can see him tieing this into AI is by describing the parallels between neural nets and low order organisms Kick ass website
Help pay for my wedding! Go to my kickass website
Does this mean that UK's Boxing Day is over and everybody can surf the *.uk sites again? :)
Zodiac Survey
World-Renowned my ass.
There should be. I would watch a show/channel that actually made me think, even a little. But for the most part they don't. Once in a blue moon a decent program comes on that makes you think about the topic that they are talking about, but they are all for entertainment. Um... isn't that what TV is for? Nevermind, my fire on this just went out.
Kevin Warwick is renowned alright... renowed for being a media whore and buffoon.
You clearly don't read The Register. Warwick is a joke in the Artificial Intelligence community, regarded by most as little more than a publicity hound. He used to go around saying that we would all be human slaves in a robot nation by the year 2000. At the time he came to my university to debate some of the professors in our Artificial Intelligence department, and they mopped the floor with him.
Having milked the world of Artificial Intelligence for all the publicity it was worth, he then installed one of those chips they use for tracking dogs in his arm and started claiming that he was the first Cyborg...
Do a search for "Captain Cyborg" at The Register to learn more about this guy, he gives science a bad name.
Perhaps when the BBC has to fight for its funding in the marketplace like other TV stations instead of relying on the forced taxation of millions of British TV viewers, maybe then it will come up with quality science programming.
Until then, make sure your 'TV License' is up to date British slashdot readers :-)
Of course TV is for entertainment. Who the hell is entertained by "Royal Institute Christmas Lectures"?? If I wanted to learn anything I'd go to college but TV is for keeping me entertained. Preferably shows with big breasted blonde women and comedies.. both if possible. Maybe football.
I went to these as a kid, very cool lectures covering some suprisingly difficult stuff with the usual obfuscating crap removed. It was also the only time I got to see TV crews and the amount of hassle it takes to make television, so a learning process on two fronts. If you can get to see one or two of these lectures, do.
Downside: Eventually you get to university and get taught exactly the same thing with the obfuscating crap put back in again. By the same people.
Dave
I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
World renowned? Oh please. Within the UK community the man is a joke.
I hardly feel sticking a chip in your arm makes you a cyborg, otherwise we have a lot of cybernetic dogs out there.
That would be nice if it was up today. What's up with that? It's been down all day today. I need my daily dose of The Register like I need my dose of Slashdot.
Zodiac Survey
I have been reading it all morning.
This will probably be left as an exercise for the viewer.
On a related note, at a recent C. elegans seminar I attended, the speaker made mention of Sir John, saying (to paraphrase) "Only Sulston is interested in these long boring projects, like serial EM reconstructions and the human genome project". Said in jest, of course :)
NO CARRIER
1. Tea Bag - This act requires some additional tools: a handset from your neighbors phone, a rubber mallet from his tool box, and while your in his garage you might as well take his softball. These objects or ones similar should work well. Oooh ya don't forget a piece of lemon. As she lies on her back, you straddle her on your knees. Once your facing your opponents hairy patch, start to shove one object at a time into her hole (unlubricated works best). The pain or the embarrassment should keep her mouth open for quite a while. By the time you get to the softball she should be ready. While crouching over her proceed to dip your nuts into her mouth. Bite some lemon while doing this and continue the process. You are now tea bagging the slob.
2. Mudslide - For those with access to a garden hose, try a Mudslide. When your ho's drunk as Dean Martin sometime, pull your meatbag out of her kornhole and quickly jam the hose up the vacant cavity. Turn on the faucet full blast and stand back. Before you know it her eyes will bug out and a flow of Haitian river water will stain your sheets. I suggest writing her name in big red letters and hanging the sheet on the front of your house for all to see. For added pleasure, call her a dumb cunt and jerk off in her eyes. She'll thank you.
3. The Mugger - Some how your cock ends up in some hogs mouth and an unwanted thumb ends up in your chute. You retaliate back at your opponent by releasing a gust of swamp ass. You can guarantee that she would have rather been hit in the face with pepper spray.
4. Skull Cap - Your sitting on a couch or chair (preferably watching Baywatch). She's in front on her knees with your sack in her mouth. While she is sucking... you are stroking. As you begin your joyous release, grab the base of your shaft and (as hard as you can) tattoo her forehead with your cock. When done properly a full impression of a mushroom should be left on her bean.
5. Stumpin - (caution, this move requires imagination and balance). As you hover over a quadruple amputee, carefully insert what's left of her arms up your ass while using her knarled thighs to whack off. This should produce a stream of spunk which should land where a normal persons feet would be. You've now been stumpin.
6. The Circus Seal - press the twins to one side of your sack and let them fall from the hole in your BVD's. This should produce a beachball effect (painting your tool bag is optional). Proceed to straddle your dates face and pummel her nose with your bag of marbles. This works best when performed with a relative.
7. Slim Shady - This is when two cock chuggers get stuck together while riding the mudpole (similar to when two dogs get stuck). If you ever come across this situation... DONT IGNORE IT. Check the room and see if there's a third shit eater (there probably is). After you find him rip his meat bag off and jam it down his throat. Take your time and make sure he swallows every ounce of his own nut sauce. As for the other two "Faaags" put a leash around the lead "mo" and drag them both into a van or pick-up truck. Proceed to the worst part of town and dump them off. This act of deviance is not sexual but it sure is fun.
8. The Gummy Bear - is easily performed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmaceutical haze with her teeth in a glass, straddle her wrinkled mug and jam your naughty boy down her throat (through her gums) blowing your jack down her withered esophagus. If she wakes up, just tell her she forgot to take her pills and you were helping her. A fun variation on this is to turn around just as she wakes up, put her dentures in your ass and start screaming at her like a wild talking asshole (which, of course, you are).
9.The Pit Stop - You've spent all night boozing and courting a local slob, now it's time to go back to her place. Wrap up the chit chat by jamming junior down her throat. When her lips are wrapped good and tight around your meat whistle, let loose with that piss that's been building for hours. Her look of horror would normally be enough reward, but as she evacuates, her coughing and your continual stream will mark all of your territory, leaving you with even greater satisfaction. You won't be able to stop, so if she chases you, make sure the pursuit leads you to every corner of her abode, she'll appreciate your lawn sprinkler imitation.
10. ET - Next time you've got some dumb-ass fuck puppet ready to go, grab her purse and excuse yourself to the can while the drunken whore waits, lost in her own tangled bush. Get her mother's (or husband's) phone number from her purse while making fake shit noises. Flush the toilet for effect then grab the cordless phone on the way back to bed. As soon as you find yourself stabbing her bucket with your jonny, dial the number and hold the phone near her head with same hand your pulling hair with and bang away. Make sure you mention her name and ask her things like, "Who's the biggest whore in the world?" and "You like fat cocks up your dirt road don't you?". Then throw the phone on the bed and tell it's for her. A nice topper to this maneuver is to take her money and throw her outside nude and lock the door. I like to threaten to kill her if I ever see her again. You might have your own closing. Have fun. Be creative.
11. The Wooden Indian - Next time your banging a gook, stuff an old dime store wooden Indian up her cunt 'till she's dead. Then throw her in front of a truck. I call this the wooden Indian I think you will too. Great around the holidays. In the event an officer of the law should catch you, just mutter incoherently about Pearl Harbor and Nazis. You're sure to get off.
12. Oscars Treat - This ones for the outdoor enthusiasts: Make sure your next "first time" date is on the night before trash day. As you greet the "ho" at her front door you tell her that because of your OCD you have a ritual you must perform before you begin the date. Being the gentleman that you appear to be she obliges. Before the tuna machine knows what hit her, grab the rope from the front seat of your truck and hog tie her to the curbside mailbox. Quickly strip her rotten, and with the respect of a sailor on leave... fill every orifice with the nearby garbage. After giving her a few rabbit punches, spank one out in the mailbox and go home.
13. The Pitchfork - Pick up any Stevie Wonder lovin' blind slut... and while your fucking her dog, beat her senseless with that ridiculous cane. Because you're definitely gone straight to hell!
14. Puppy Love - It's Sunday morning and you're robbing a girlscout of her dignity and her future by giving her a sausage enema. You turn slowly only to find her pregnant basset hound chowing down on your filthy hole. With a swift kick to the doggy cunt of your attacker, you release a spew of bloody premature puppies from that bitches open wound. You than gather up their limp bodies and fire them rapidly at the girlscouts head hoping to connect with one fatal blow. If that doesn't work, fuck her again and then kill her and stuff the puppies up her ass. P.S. kick the dog again before you leave
15. The Big Top - Next time your at a carnival drag out the Fat Lady and a couple of midgets. Take them to the roof of tallest building in the city. Then have that fat ass shave each kickstand completely bald. When she gets done... role the nude little bastards in a ball and position them on each side of you. Stand up straight and start spitting up in the air while yelling "I'm a cock.... I'm a cock". Congratulations you are now the biggest dick in town. Before getting off the roof, FIST the fatty in the can and chuck the midgets off head first. This trick is slightly more fun while wearing a red rubber nose.
16. The Al Bundy - This activity is recommended for every married scum out there who's trying to do the right thing. While out with the boys you realize that you are surrounded by meat melons. To keep your mind off the screaming beaver go up to hottest hole in your grasp and begin to entertain her with your sharp wit. Classic one liners like "say your a toilet" & "put it in your mouth" or the always popular "show me your bush" should quickly win her over. The result is consistently a hearty kick to the nuts... and when you untangle them from your intestine, thank her for saving your lousy marriage.
17. Broken Necklace - A variation to the ever popular pearl necklace. It's that time of the month again and your slob has asked you once again to buy her something. "No problem" jewelry is what she wants, jewelry is what she'll get. Take the little monkey upstairs and force her to chug your turkey baster. After about ten minutes of fucking that hole in her face, pull it out and begin spanking all over her upper chest. Before you finish, take out the real thing from her jewelry box and choke her with it. As she turns blue take her empty purse and stuff it up her hairy patch. From then on she'll immediately appreciate the T-Shirt you got her last Christmas.
18. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, (her, on her back, you straddle her chest) you proceed to shit on her chest--just for the hell of it. She then becomes the "Lunch Lady."
19. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
20. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This should give you a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
21. Golden Shower - Any form of dropping piss all over a girl.
22. Pearl Necklace - Whenever you cum on the neck area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
23. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty woman and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
24. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you pull your penis back slightly before poking it back into the inside of her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to that of a purple mushroom.
25. The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like you would imagine a flying camel to sound like. Strictly a class move.
26. Fishhook - A variation of "The Shocker" (an uninvited digit placed in the girl's anus ) in which, with the finger still up there, you "hook" back in the direction the pussy. No real purpose here other than to think to yourself while doing it, "ahhh yes the Fishhook......". Another variation called the "New Jersey Meathook" involves sticking your uninvited digit in the girl's anus while fucking her from behind. You finger is then turned upward toward her back and you pull her entire body toward you over and over while she is sliding on your cock.
27. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
28. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
29. Felching - It occurs after you have been sticking your babe in the can, you bust your nut in there, back up and then pucker your lips up to her rim and suck out your ranch dressing. (This is also the first step of a very advanced maneuver called the Halmstad Hook).
30. Tossing Salad - One person simply chows box or asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. lettuce, tomatoes, croutons, vinegar and oil, etc.
31. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits and or a large lock of hair as tight as possible and yell another girl's name or state "Ya know your by far the ugliest girl I ever fucked". This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
32. Pink glove - This frequently happens during a marathon session (maybe a second round) when a girl is simply not wet enough. When you give up and attempt to pull out to give her money or whatever, the inside of her twatsticks to your hog like the inside of a leather glove. Thus, the pink glove
33. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing. Then spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed). This is also a variation of the first stage of a Cleveland Steamer to be described later.
34. New York Style Taco - (Also known as a wet Betsy) - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. All the fixin's.
35. The Durty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name could be Dirty Sanchez. A very popular European variation of this maneuver called "The Hitler" involves a simple shit smudge under her nose, replicating the look of Hitler's mustache.
36. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass, thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing. At that point, you have received a "Fish Eye."
37. Tuna Melt - Lights out, you're down on a chick lapping away at an unusually juicy slab when you discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. A man of honor, by no means do you stop. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. (this only work with chicks who REALLY cum hard).
38. Pole Vault - Originated by ancient Romans. When the female has sucked your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly inserts the index finger of her right hand into your anus. This surprise causes a subtle popping out of the eyes, a natural arch to the lower back and extra propulsion necessary to clear the high bar. Bruce Jenner added this to his warm-up routine after losing to Sergie Bubka in the 1979 Olympics.
39. Furr Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, you don't mind though, that is until a mammoth furr ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her. 23. The Chili Dog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
40. A Hot Carl - A simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.
41. The Cleveland Steamer - Mentioned above. After dumping your load on and around her chest--you position your ass just above your own pool of soup and sit in it, full weight, possibly causing her to gasp for breath. You then pretend to be pulling the whistle cord on a genuine Cleveland steam ship. As you make the loud noise you slide in your spunk from her chest to her bush smearing a spunk trail on her body in your wake. This can be done with the male facing either direction. The more authentic the steam whistle sound, the better.
42. The Halmstad Hook - As mentioned above in #12. This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.
43. Rapp-N-Poke - It's sat. night in the hood and you're lookin to stuff the Ho of the week. After the bitches 9 juveniles hit the streets for their evening violence,you stroll up in you're beat-up Cadillac an hour late with two quarts of mad dog to set the mood. Don't forget to stop along the way to sell a glock and two rocks of crack to some under aged criminals. Now start the evening by yelling,"come here you black bitch and suck my meat" Dip your oversized nigger-cock into some Kool-Aid and stuff it between her dishlipps. Constantly beat her like the slave that she is and pound your fist into that bubble ass. Now whack off into a bucket of extra crispy and put it over her head so she can't see the watermelon that you're about to volley off of her thick skull. After you shoot her, go to the porch, sit down, and don't work for the rest of your life.
RI is a quaint, somewhat ruritanian institution. Most of the membership are rather stuffy and insist on wearing formal evening dress to the discourses, and there is a tradition that no questions are taken from the floor (you have to buttonhole the speaker afterwards). The staff and the Director, on the other hand. are very unfussy and very helpful. The Director is Susan Greenfield, who is known as a broadcaster on neurology. They do have a lovely old building in Albemarle Street, however, with an absolutely excellent Faraday museum. Research into inorganic chemistry is still carried out in the basement where Faraday had his original labs.
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HISTORY
Zoofili isn't something newly invented, something our 'modern depraved human brains have fallen into', in fact it goes thousands of years back in time, believe it or not. Allready before the Hellas Empire (the Greek) there are legends of humans having intercourse with animals, or half animals. It's quite interesting to read those stories, as a woman, the male is played by an animal and the female by a human woman. Oftenly the texts are very detailed, and most of the times the women get pregnant, giving birth to gods, half-animals or humans with animal looks. Wether one should believe these stories or not, I don't know, but at least it shows us that even before our so called modern time there was some thought of animal intercourse. Whether it occured or not, we don't know for sure, but the thought isn't hard.
With the increasing technology mankind left the fields for the cities, and by doing this we also left the farms, which has created a large gap between man and animals, so you could probably think that zoofili has decreased dramaticly, but it's not that simple. Moving to flats in highly populated areas has of course led to having only some pets in the homes, with this the closeness pet-human has increased, and many households have shown that pets, especially dogs, have become a part of the Eastern way of living, the dog has become almost a member of the family, sleeping, eating and beeing a part of the daily routine in a home. This has increased the chance for women to enjoy animal sex, most of the sexual relations has in fact started quite innocent. Some of the women I have met tells me that it started after looking at the dog doing his daily cleaning - that is licking himself and that they had started to fondle with his penis, others tell me their's started by accident when the dog was sexual active and sniffed between their legs, some say it started with the dog trying to hump their legs, as dogs can do when they seek sexual relieve.
It's quite hard to give any accurate figures in sex with animals, it's after all taboo, but some reports like the German 'The Haffner Sex Report', from 1992, tells us that about 14% of the farmers on a regular basis practises sex with animals, this includes all kinds of animals found on the farm and of course even men included in the practicing of animal sex.
The report also tells us that another 3% of the farmers have at some point 'fooled around' that is, masturbated the animal, played with its genitals etc. This German report based on several thousands of interviews also shows that about 2-3% of all women has at some point tried some kind of dog sex, most of these from populated areas. About 80% of these women have continued having dog sex on a regular basis.
This I know from experience, that is if done correctly. Dog sex can be very stimulating, and if done the 'proper' way even more exciting than a 'normal' human to human intercourse...
It's very easy to go on with animal sex, most women have fantasies about animal sex, to be taken by a wild animal, to enjoy it as much as the animal, to feel that specific animal lust within your-self... women thinking of animal sex might seem rare, but the truth is contrary. Psychological studies shows that more than 80% of all women has at some point fantisized or dreamt about begin taken by an animal, so it's merely a decision of actually doing it, and if you dare, you will be very happy you tried, believe me...
my damn dog has one of these chips, and he's definitely more entertaining (and prbably smarter) than warwick
--Stupidity is Self Curing!
perhaps there was a slight hint at sarcasm in my reference to kevin warwick, but we all love him really. he even offered me a place on his course at Reading uni. i decided against.
when i said AI, i kind of meant neural nets, alife, and such things. i admit i could have worded it better. oh well, its a first article for me, better luck next time.
Hi! My name is Eloise I am 14, well here goes.
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God, I'm nervous! Well, here goes. The first time was about 4 years
ago. A man across the street was moving and gave us a lab/mix the man
told my mom that it was always sniffing around his wife and daughter
and here friends and humping there legs. Even while he was talking to
my mom the dog was at it, his nose at my crotch! I was sitting on the
couch and could see his thingy getting hard the sight of his red,
shiny cock made my nipples hard instantly! My pussy was wet in seconds
as I wondered what that would feel like inside of me, I had never had
a guy fuck me before, but right then I knew I was going to try it, I
have talked to a guy named Mike on the phone some he showed
me and my friend Sherie other ways to have sex and told me that to try
to find a dog because it's just like a boy but you cant get pregnant
by a dog, me and my friend Sherie used her dog but his dick was not
big enought, so the next day as soon as I got home form school , I had
about 2 hours before my mom got home, I was so horny because I was
holding back it's something that Mike tault me to do what you do is
all day you rub your clit and allmost make yourself cum but DON'T CUM
hold it back and it make sex better, well I went and got Alex that was
the dogs
name , he was in the yard I took him inside the house as soo as I sat
down on the couch he put his nose to my pussy , I done what Mike had
said to do to make him horny just like a guy, I slid my hand dow my
shorts and put two fingers inside and got them real wet and let Alex
lick them he loved , so I pulled my shorts off, Immediately, he poked
his face between my thighs, and started licking my pussy. I opened my
pussy lips up with my fingers I nearly passed out as I felt his wet
tongue lap at my cunt. I know it was just luck that he was licking at
my clit and trying to get more pussy juice because that's what makes
him hard just like a guy, but he knew what he was doing! I let him
lick for several minutes, till it made me cum one time GOD it felt
good !!
(now) . I finally pushed him back, enough that I could roll over onto
my hands and knees. Alex MUST have been trained for this by a past
owner, because he knew exactly what to do! He was behind me, and
jumped up, wrapping his front legs around my waist. I could feel his
furry belly as he humped, and the tip of his warm dick was hitting my
clit as he searched for my opening. Before I could reach to guide him,
Alex found what he was looking for! With one fast, hard lunge, he had
his cock buried up my cunt! I gasped for air it felt so good !
he began pumping in and out quickly. Alex was no gentle lover; he
fucked me fast like girls like it ! I held his paws while he fucked me
so he could not pullout ! I hadn't realized what big dicks some dogs
have, but the one in my pussy was bigger than even my boyfriend's ! I
was moaning and groaning in ecstasy as,, that big black dog rammed
into me over and over! It seemed like an hour, but was only minutes. I
was cumming almost constantly, getting weak from all of the orgasms I
was having! Finally Alex shot off!!! god it was good when his knot
went inside, if you girls have not tried it don't miss out on the best
sex you can have till your old enought to start haveing sex with boys,email Mike and Crista there club is so cool , if you get this email
send it to all you girlsfriends and other places to, most guys freak
out on how much sex I know about for 16 thanks to Mike and Crista's
club and mom never found out because Mike know how to keep it cool he
don't call till you say and he knows if a parent answers the phone he
will act like it's a wrong number, now guys freak out when and say
damm girl how did you know so much about sex I just smile
like to let Alex fuck me alot becauce guys are a such a hassle
sometimes, I owe it all to Mike's club lol .
Thanks for letting me tell my story !
email me I got Mike and Crista's email and phone #
dont worry we know how to sneek around :-)
,and don't worry about your parents finding out
your parents, see you at the club. Mike & Crista
Hi girls i'm Crista I am 14 and my friend Mike is 19 this group is
for girls that have strict parents that won't let you have sex with
boys or go out on dates with boys, this is for girls that wont to
learn about sex so they will be ready for boys if you have a dog you
can learn on him, trust me dogs are the best way all smart girls learn
this way
because they can't get you pregnant, if you don't have a dog we will
show you other ways me and my friend Mike made this group for girls
to learn about sex and it is so popular that Mike and I have about 30
regular girls and 100's of first timers call every day I am going to
school alot and Mike travels alot but he has a cell phone to keep in
touch with the girls, I talk to who I can when I am home,you girls
can talk to Mike he is very sweet and likes younger girls so don't
worry about being shy
because if we call
you at home and your parents answers we will just ask for Mike like a
wrong number, to join the club
you must call and prove your a girl,we cant let NO parents get in
here because of all the other girls!
this is how join our group
dial 1-800-724-6644
enter 8008800000
or 8008790000
press #
just leave a voice message make up a name if you want and say your
age & tell me what kind of dog you have if you have one then
e mail me tell me you called, and then wait by the phone you called
from and me or Mike will call you back within 30 minutes on that
phone, if we don't try to call again later, and don't worry if a
parent answers I will just act like it's a wrong number, so stay by
the phone till I call.
mikelol@loveable.com
after you join if your cool and can sneek around you parents we have
VERY HOT pictures and Movies to send to you in your e mail and for
some girls that can get mail Mike will order you a free
" Little Ruff " it's a dildo that is just like a German Shepard's
Dick it's very cool
hope you don't let the rest of the stupid girls that say it's nasty
or something stop you from getting ready for boys because thet are
for sure they want to know more than all the other girls so they can
get all the boys,
PS. I started when I was 11
I am Mike--> http://profiles.yahoo.com/ctopsxxx5
I AM LEAH I AM IN THE CLUB http://profiles.yahoo.com/leah_k9
Pictures of girls from the club--> http://ctops4.g2gm.com/index.html
Dear Alice,
I am a student at the School of Engineering and Applied Science. Recently, I have become obsessive with a fellow classmate. I think she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I have done nothing for the past few months but masturbate just thinking about her. I was wondering if there is anything I can do to make me forget her. I have become so obsessed with her that I am contemplating raping her.
--Contorted fantasies
---
Dear Contorted fantasies,
Alice gave you this name herself, so you understand that there is a difference between fantasizing about a woman and actually raping her. RAPE IS A CRIME, PUNISHABLE BY LAW, and Alice encourages you not to forget that. Did you ever consider asking her out for a date? That seems more logical than raping her, if you are interested in her. If this didn't even cross your mind, please go for counseling. There are many talented therapists at Health Services who can help you distinguish between fantasy and reality, and develop your social skills and a sense of positive sexuality. Call x4-2468 for an appointment, or just walk-in SOON.
acid hole of death
apple
ax wound
bang box
bean
bearded clam
beaver
bermuda triangle
bird
black box
box
bush
box lunch
brillo pad
camel toe
cat sack
cherry
clam
claudia
clit
clit case
cock cavern
cock holster
cock scabard
cock sock
cockpit
coochie
cookie
cookie basket
cooter
cooze
crack
cream puff
crotch
taco
cuda
cum bucket
cum catcher
cum dumpster
cunny
cunt
dickhole
dinner
doughnut
fish taco
flange
flapper
flower of venus
flowered garden
fluffy folder
foxhole
frog
front bum
fun lips
fur burger
fuzzy kitty
fuzzy taco
garden
eden
gash
Gland Canyon
golden fleece
goody gap
grand canyon
greenhouse
hair pie
ham sandwich
hatchet wound
hawaiian oyster
Heaven
heaven's door
heaven's gate
hole
hole of creation
home
honey hole
honey lips
honey pot
hootch
hot box
hot-dog bun
hump wedge
jelly roll
juicebox
kitty
kitty pouch
kootchie pot
land of milk and honey
land of oz
lips
lip sink
lizard lounge
love canal
love connection
love grin
love grotto
love hole
love lips
love nest
love pudding
love sleeve
love shack
love tunnel
lunch
lunch box
man hole
mat
meat curtains
merkin
monkey
mons
mound
mound of love
mound of pleasure
mousetrap
muff
muff crack
muffin
muff pie
muzzle loader
nappy dugout
nookie oyster
panty hamster
peach
peach pie
pee curtain
pelt
penis depository
penis fly trap
penis play ground
pickerel eye
pink canoe
pink panther
pink taco
piss flaps
piss slit
pit of passion
poontang
poot
pooter
puddy
pussy
pussy pie
queen
quiff
quim
red eye
red snapper
rose
rosebud
rug
screw-ez canal
silk igloo
slash
slice
slit
slot
smoothie
snack
shack
snake pit
snapper
snatch
snizz
soochie
sperm ashtray
sperm bank
sperm urinal
spuff
squeezebox
squirrel
sqwack
sugar bowl
sugar dish
sweet hole
sweet lips
sweet spot
taco
tarantula
the box the penis comes in the door
the pink spot
the promised land
the Y
tongue's landing
tongue tunnel
toolbox
trim
tuna pit
tuna taco
tunnel of love
twat twinkie
twitter
vagina
vaginal
vault
vaseline alley
velvet gold mine
venus man trap
vertical smile
vortex of passion
wasp's nest
watering hole
whisker biscuit
winkie
wolf jaw
worm hole
wound that never heals
Y'know what likes to suck on my penis?
My little sister. She's such a cutie.
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
If it's anything like the normal discovery channel, it will be unwatchable due to all the FUCKING ADVERTS. You can barely watch it without 15 minute advert breaks cropping up every 5 minutes. It's almost painful to watch.
Just from reading the story posted above it seems that in-fact, Channel 4, ITV's cousin, is now broadcasting these lectures...
The picture alone was enough to turn me away.
What the hell is this, Kevin Warwick comedy hour?
From KW's 'Achievements' page:
Nice misspelling, there...
In the past I've been quite a fan of the RI Xmas lectures. What a pity that they now involve Warwick. The profiteering, egotistical, megalomaniacal cur.
Life is thus,
Death is thus,
Poem or no poem
What's the fuss?
I got home from work just in time for the Christmas lecture, this morning, only to find that our friends on the BBC had started a similar science programme half an hour beforehand. It was called Come to Your Senses and it was pretty good. Unfortunately, it means I missed most of the damn Lecture.
Maybe it's just my misanthropic nature, but I can't think of any reason for putting on such a similar programme at the same time that doesn't involve fucking over Channel 4.
Offtopic? Perhaps. But I'm bitter, and needed to get it off my chest.
On an unrelated matter, I recently got hold of the book of a series of Christmas Lectures given by Sir William H. Bragg in the 1920s. It's noteable for the fact that it's not afraid of explaining maths to the audience. He also wrote The Universe of Light, a popular science book that contains actual equations!.
1994 Journey to the Centre of the Brain
:)
Dr. Susan Greenfield
That was, IMHO, the best RI Xmas lecture of them all. Since then, Greenfield has been in the media a lot more (but not in the way Kevin Warwick has) and is certainly a revered expert on matters of the brain.
Much of this lecture contained comparisons of brains and computers, and the way in which they may work together in the future. There were also a lot of practicals.
It's when they're about geology, 'how the earth was formed', plant or human biology that they get mega boring. Who wants to see a plant get cut up? The math and tech ones rock
mogorific carpentry experiments
I'll pay 10$ per VHS tape if there isn't ALOT of them to be taped. I live in the states, and I am a scientific computing major interested in genetics and artificial intelligence(no relation in my book). If there aren't alot of tapes, this will rule.
email me:sager@andrew.cmu.edu
God spoke to me
I was looking at the TV license website and they claim they have vans that can pick up the signals of a specific TV component.
Their wording made it seem like they require some sort of locator beacon to be built into every British TV. Is this the case or do their vans just pick up escaped EM radiation from the TV? If there is a beacon, do any of you ever open up your TVs and disable it? Or how about putting your TV inside a Faraday Cage?
I don't know how you guys over there can support this as it seems from some of the other posts, having officers running around in vans and knocking on your door to make sure you don't have something completely harmless in your house without their approval seems way too big brother to me...
Tim
Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
Is it just me, or has Discovery gone *way* past being fluffy pop-science of late? They seem to be more in the realm of pop-non-science.
It seems like half the time I tune in, they are doing some special on the Bermuda Triangle or whether the Apollo Moon landings were faked or aliens built the Great Pyramids.
What worries me more than dumbing things down is the spreading of unscientific rumors.
How far they have fallen from the early glory days of "Shark Week."
(Hm... moderate or post or moderate and post anonymously...)
;o)
I'm getting pissed off with people attacking Kevin Warwick. Yes, even those who know him affectionately refer to him as 'Mad' Kevin. But it's not like he's attacked anyone, has exibited aggressive behaviour in public, or has really done anything to deserve such harsh criticism. (Such as, oh, Derek Smart.)
Yes, some of his ideas are bit outlandish. But he runs one of few cybernetics departments in the entire world. You'd expect his ideas and focus to be completely different from computer science AI departments around the world. The difference is subtle but important. You can't comment on what his department do internally, because as a former student - to coin a phrase - it's very, very good shit they get up to, if a little more grounded than Kevin's bluesky concepts.
The field of cybernetics needs evangelists to attract attention and to help it to grow. I don't doubt that anything Kevin has said in public will come to pass - it's merely a matter of when the technology will catch up to his ideas, as is the case with 90% of science-fiction. Although, no, I don't eventually think that robots will enslave humans - but I still think we need to think about such things. It will be one of the most startling moments in human history when we eventually create an artificial life form with the mental capacity to rival us. The first true 'alien intelligence' we're ever going to encounter, built by our own hand.
Nobody knows what pace progress will take. Cybernetics is an artificial science just like computer science - the limit is effectively the limits of our imagination and how long our species exists to dream. You do have a sense of imagination, don't you? (Or maybe not after seeing your web site. God, I'm funny.
FYI, I was originally on a joint cybernetics & comp. sci degree when I was there in the mid-1990's. The cybernetics stuff was seriously cool and very very involved. It was heartbreaking when I was forced to switch to pure computer science because the math required for cybernetics was way beyond my abilities. Dysgraphia and heavy math don't mix I suppose.
Everyone fears change. Kevin Warwick's ideas represent a huge change in the possible trends of technology. A lot of the so called "AI community" are now split over whether to use Python or LISP for AI programming, for example ....
I am a briton and I hate the licensing fee, whenever I watch BBC I get half way through the program, need a pee and am waiting for the adverts, and it takes me bloody twenty minutes to realise there arent any bloody adverts and I have to miss the bloody program to pee! Its soo damn annoying!
I was working in Italy for 6 months this year and I really missed my Channel 4, (if I could only choose one channel that would be it). Does anybody know if it's possible to get Channel 4 in Italy (I'm willing to pay!)?
Shoot some Fish!
Go on, shoot some fish!
Kevin Warwick has appropriated the term cybernetics for his tomfoolery, but don't think that means he's actually doing anything that anyone else would recognise as cybernetics. While Kevin Warwick is shoving dog pellets up his arse, real researcher are learning about human-machine interfaces and artificial organs. Warwick is a complete shonk
Oh man, these things used to be really good. i remember ones about AI and the Human Brain. but this year its just irritated me, that guy is just annoying. and it feels like A-Level content dressed up for 8yr olds! it doesnt achieve anything
Andy
H,
.nl (at least where I live, and we don't have a dish on the roof either). Major bummer. I don't think I'm gonna buy the video's though... Maybe I'll check out the way-too-small-video-streams when they come online.
Used to watch the RICL every year until they moved it to C4 which we can't get here in
CU,
J