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Which IT Certifications for Specific IT Jobs?

outlander78 asks: "There have been several questions posted recently (Landing a job, College or Career? to list a few) discussing education and job searching. I have just completed a BSc Computer Science, and have 2 years of co-op experience. This is apparently not enough, as I have yet to get a single interview, despite many carefully written letters and resume submissions to job postings. I read here that a degree with certifications was a good combination, so now I need to know - which certifications are best for job seekers? Whether I work as programmer, sys admin or something else isn't an issue, since I need any job at this point, and enjoy most computer-related jobs - please, suggest whatever certifications you are hiring for or were hired because of."

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  1. It's a buyers market right now ... by pgrote · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The supply of tech professionals for operations, non-development, is far outpaced by the demand. Right now it is simply a buyer's market. What does that mean for folks who hire:

    1) We can demand experience. We don't have to take the time to train someone and get them up to speed.

    2) We don't have to offer the salaries and benefits we did two years ago.

    3) Certifications aren't as valuable as they once were. The last boom in certifications was the Cisco program and that has stagnated as the technology and programs have become entrenched. It's all cyclical with certification programs anyway. You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits.

    The other fact you need to face is the best way to secure employment is not through classifieds and monster.com, but personal contact with people in the field. Join user groups, go to vendor tech demos and start meeting people.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Zarhan · · Score: 5, Informative

      3) Certifications aren't as valuable as they once were. The last boom in certifications was the Cisco program and that has stagnated as the technology and programs have become entrenched. It's all cyclical with certification programs anyway. You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits.

      Actually, with Cisco, there is a clear asset for an employer to have an CCIE in the workforce. Currently, Cisco alters pricing based on the number of CCIE's working for a company (In the case of telco's and other big players with large contracts, at least). So if you are into telecommunications sector, CCIE is a nice thing to have if you are applying for a job in a firm that has lot of Cisco equipment and support contracts.

      (Correct me if I'm wrong - as I have understood it, this was the situation at least six months ago)

    2. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by pgrote · · Score: 2

      Yep, but in a buyer's market you look at two things:

      Availablity of CCIEs -- They aren't as exclusive as they once were.

      Costs to Secure CCIEs -- The situation used to exist where there was zero help or preperation available for CCIE exams. Now you can take the boot camps, etc. It waters down the field.

    3. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Washizu · · Score: 2

      The other fact you need to face is the best way to secure employment is not through classifieds and monster.com, but personal contact with people in the field.

      Very true, but don't count out monster. I got my current post-graduation job through monster (my employer found me) and I also secured 3 other interviews through them, including one with Blue Sky Studios of Ice Age fame. Didn't get that job, though heh.

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    4. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      3) Certifications aren't as valuable as they once were. The last boom in certifications was the Cisco program and that has stagnated as the technology and programs have become entrenched. It's all cyclical with certification programs anyway. You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits.

      I would disagree with both points, the CCNP and CCIE are still very valuable, while the NP doesn't guarentee 6 figure slaries it should open some doors that would otherwise remain closed. As far a cyclical goes I got my NT4 MCSE at the trailing edge of that cycle (8 months before it was officially retired) and while I will have to upgrade to 2k once the the economy starts up/I get laid off I think that it helped a ton.

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    5. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The supply of tech .... Right now it is simply a buyer's market. 1) We can demand experience. We don't have to take the time to train someone and get them up to speed. 2) We don't have to offer the salaries and benefits we did two years ago. 3) You have to be in at the beginning to reap the benefits. ...best way to secure employment is through personal contact...


      I'll vouch for that. If I was hiring, I'd be looking for experience, certs be damned.

      let's put it this way. if you even GET a job in the IT industry right now, you'll be damn lucky with all the bloodletting that happened last year. the best thing you can do right now is get an IT job anywhere, doing anything. if your code-fu skills are strong enough, this will appear doing your regular job duties of tech support/sys admin/dba/et cetera. You can then use those skills to leverage your way into a lead position in the department which you can then use to leverage yourself into another department where you really want to be.

      besides, starting at ground zero of tech support should teach you some empathy of what techs go thru. thank god I don't do that no more.

      with a wife and mortgage, I'm just happy to have a decent paying steady job working for a government IT department. that 's the kind of job you should be looking for, one that pays the bills.

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    6. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Skapare · · Score: 2

      Back when there was a big demand for people and it was hard to find them, the managers doing the hiring didn't do the contact thing you are suggesting. There were in fact, quite many people available, but the communication wasn't there, so they just didn't connect. Maybe the situation today is similar, where so many people are not connecting because they don't go out and pursue contacts.

      The fundamental problem, though, is that neither side is really doing it. In good times or bad, communication is the key, and it's not working very well ... but mostly because people don't really try to do it. I've been to user groups and vendor demos. There's plenty of people looking for work, but still no jobs. Back when the situation was reversed, there were managers begging for people, and no one willing to change jobs. Still, you gotta try.

      We do need something better, though. Trouble is, monster and dice and the like are not doing it. Maybe slashdot could? Who knows. You got any better ideas?

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    7. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Still under 4000 CCIE's worldwide. There are no boot camps for it, and very little study materials. Only 2 places in North America to take it, RTP in N. Carolina, and I believe in San Jose.

      I've never met anyone that I believe could pass it, and I certainly couldn't. Even the CCNA wasn't a joke(like the MCSE exams). I'm scared of the CCNP.

    8. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by decoydog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's true that certifications aren't as valuable as before since they don't magically guarantee a job anymore. But not having one, even if there is no specific requirement in the job posting, gives the HR folks a reason to knock your application out of the running. Especially true if you're going through the classified/Monster route and lack personal contacts.

    9. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by schnurble · · Score: 2

      Actually, I believe there are around 8,000 CCIE's now. Not sure of the exact number, but I'm sure if you asked Cisco, you could get it.

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    10. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by scoove · · Score: 2

      The supply of tech professionals for operations, non-development, is far outpaced by the demand.

      Tell me about it... try seeking any position in telecommunications now. With Worldcom's downfall, Level3's collapse, Global Crossing's disappearance, Qwest's troubles, etc., it's hiring freezes and layoffs.

      applicant: Hi, I'm network engineer with 15 years of experience. Have my CCIE certification, as well as countless dozens of certifications and training programs in all areas of telecommunications. I'm willing to relocate, work cheap and come with exceptional references from CEOs of Fortune 100 companies.

      interviewer: Yea, but how handy are you with a floor polisher?

      *scoove*

    11. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by doogles · · Score: 5, Informative

      Still under 4000 CCIE's worldwide.

      Only 2 places in North America to take it, RTP in N. Carolina, and I believe in San Jose.

      I appreciate your respect for the program, but:

      As of the Worldwide CCIE Presence:
      Total of Worldwide CCIEs: 7598*
      As of April 30, 2002

      As for North American sites, you're right. Cisco is closing the Halifax, NS, Canada Lab

    12. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

      Especially true if you're going through the
      classified/Monster route and lack personal
      contacts.

      Yeah, doesn't it suck when you lose out on a
      contract to Mothra?

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    13. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Big deal. I grew up in a small hick town in Indiana that had more than 7600 people. It's not a large number, or even middling, when taken in the context of "worldwide". Also note, I meant to say "unlike the MCSE" in the parent. I need a telepathic keyboard, the words just aren't passing through to the kb correctly.

    14. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Thanks, my confidence is now dropping...

      I'm taking the CCNA exam in June.

      They want me to get my CCNP next spring.

      Now I'm scared. Thanks a lot! :(

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    15. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Hey, if they are paying for it, what's to lose? I've had to pay for all my exams and study materials out of pocket. If I were you, I'd be pressuring them to pay for one of the $4500 courses for you. I just don't have that luxury myself.

    16. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      They pay for it up front, but if I fail it (as I now fear) I have to pay them back! That is 1 month of salary for me, not chump change, if you know what I mean.

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    17. Re: It's a buyers market right now ... by shyster · · Score: 2
      The biggest rip-off ever pulled on the working class is the lie that joining a union will make your life better, help you feed your children, insure job security and cure cancer....Just look at what unionizing public school teachers has done for education.

      Yeah, public school teachers do a piss poor job (in general), are next to impossible to fire, get annual raises, and good benefits too! Sounds like a raw deal to me!

      Seriously, a union isn't about making you do your job better, it's about better compensation for doing your job. In that respect, unions benefit the worker, but not the employer....andnot necessarily the consumer.

    18. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Since a few hundred can't be 1 month's salary, even at this pissant helpdesk job I'm working now (which ends the 29th) you must mean the $4500 course.

      Take it. If you've got sense enough to worry about it, and you like this stuff, the only thing that might keep you from passing is not being able to learn in a classroom enviroment (which means alot for some people). Get that, and you'll pass. Either that, or hang out at my place, and learn Wang VS CPxx assembly language with me.

      Can't wait to put that on my resume... *grin*.

    19. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by Shanep · · Score: 2

      decoydog's comment is (Score:5, Bloody Depressing).

      I have been told by a few agents in Sydney, that each advertised position gets hundreds of applications, so they have email rules set up which just delete every application after a certain time (usually before lunch time).

      So if you make it through that, you then have to make it through the people who are doing the manual culling... people who barely know what to cull.

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    20. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... by rark · · Score: 2

      > that 's the kind of job you should be looking for,
      > one that pays the bills.

      While I basically agree with you, I have to mention a caveat on the above point.

      When you're young, if you have supportive parents, you have a chance that you're unlikely to ever have again in your life: you can go get a job purely for experience, and not stress about the pay.

      When I was a teenager I worked for free, and then for less than minimum wage, for a computer store, doing standard computer tech work. This was cheaper than going to the local tech school, this was faster than doing so (esspecially as I wouldn't have been eligible to start for some time after that) and it gave me experience rather than book learning. Less than two years later that experience lead to jobs that definitely could pay the bills, and by the time I hit 20 I was making real money (Around my 20th birthday I received a raise -- to $50k/year This is the sort of money that does pay the bills)

      That sort of job is an investment. If one doesn't have to support oneself yet, and one can find a position that offers a lot of experience and learning and is willing to work hard, for long hours, then go for it. It pays off later.

  2. We dont need no stinking Certs by rhost89 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Heh, certs arnt the way to go, and unfortunatly the best recomendation i have for you is experiance. Ive been in the field for 8 years now doing this and that (Programming, Sys admin, Consulting, Helldesk, etc...) and have found that nothing beats time under your belt. I only have 2 of my 4 years finished for my BSCS, and i only have one cert (Stupid aironet wireless engineer before they were bought out by cisco) so certs and school arnt the only things that employers are looking for. Know your shit, and know it well and all will be good :)

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    1. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Informative
      Nothing beats time under your belt, but if you don't have time, then what?

      I'd recommend at the least a BS in CS, oh, and wear a clean shirt, minimal face piercings, tasteful haircut, use of mouthwash and leaving your ego at the door for any interviews. It is a buyers market and that means you've got to be on your best behavior, since you can bet others will go so far as to wear a tie to get the job. 1999 was like last century, ok?

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    2. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by McSpew · · Score: 2

      Certifications are meaningful only in huge companies where the HR dept. sets arbitrary and useless standards. Some places might call you for an interview based on seeing certifications on your resume, but I've never hired anybody or failed to hire someone because of certifications or the lack thereof.

      I'm looking for someone with some intelligence (not just book-learning), problem-solving ability, communications skills and when I can get it, experience.

      As has been pointed out, it's a buyer's market right now. I posted an ad for an entry-level helpdesk position and got FIVE HUNDRED resumes in response. I'm not exaggerating. The exact number was 513, and that's after throwing out duplicates (some people faxed AND emailed, others responded to the ad twice).

      If you're going to school for a CS/CIS/MIS degree or taking certification classes, the best thing you can you do for yourself is to take any IT-related job while you're still in school, even if it's an unpaid internship.

      People who've been lured into multi-thousand $$$ training programs by the promise of high-paying IT jobs don't like to hear that advice, but the truth is that you have to start somewhere, and when you don't have experience or connections, you're going to start with a crappy, low-paying helpdesk job until you prove yourself.

      Experience with your own home network and lab are a huge plus over the vast majority of people who don't have them, so put any credible experience you have with your home lab on your resume. However, keep in mind that home labs are almost never as screwed-up and difficult to keep running as real-world business networks.

      Don't assume that because every upgrade you ever did on your home machines went smoothly that upgrades go smoothly on real-world machines. Hint: They don't. Employers know that people who haven't had their fingers burned with "simple" tasks in real-world IT situations are far more dangerous than those who have. People with experience never take anything for granted. Newbies take stuff for granted all the time. I know I did.

      That is why virtually everybody prefers experience over certifications.

    3. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      My home network consists of roughly 50 machines, on a hybrid ethernet, token ring, arcnet, localtalk, and FDDI network. Netware, NT, SunOS, linux, VMS, and Banyan Vines servers, with AmigaOS, MacOS, OS/2, DOS, and windows clients. Every protocol known to mankind.

      I have integration problems that have taken months to solve, and some that I'm still working on. I run web servers, database server, LDAP/directory servers. Recently started dual homing a few of the servers, and running ripd on them. Since I can't afford a $5000 electricity bill, and many of the servers are powered on and off as I use them, routing really gets a workout.

      I dabble in code, from assembly language on up to perl and sql. I have crappy hardware that is constantly dying and needing to be diagnosed and fixed.

      I either need to find a decent job, or hire 5 techs and call my hobby a business.

      Offtopic: Guys, 2 years of ebay have failed to find some really special nics for me. The Ecolink "econet pc" ISA card, starlan 1baseT cards, corvus omninet ISA, the arcnet option board for the TRS-80 model II, and a PCI HIPPI card. Also, if it exists, a TCNS 100mps Arcnet PCI card. If you have any of these *begging* please email me.

      I may be unemployed come May 29th, but by god I'm gonna have some kickass toys to play with in all that spare time.

    4. Re:We dont need no stinking Certs by Shanep · · Score: 2

      Jeez dude, I thought that my setup was fun.

      OpenBSD firewall (486DX2 66, 8MB, 32MB CF disk) / FreeBSD 5.0-DP1 file/print (smb/afp), web proxy, time server / Apple Mac 68030 mail server in the making / Thinkpad and iBook clients running W2K and OS9/X.

      Electricity cost was a big concern for me but Jeezuz dude!

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  3. Certifications? Make mine two-ply. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    I don't think I've ever been asked for any certifications during interviews. I haven't seen many job postings in which certification was even mentioned, much less required. This was all sysadmin work.

    Maybe you should just work on your resume a little more?

    - A.P.

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  4. Certs will help you by SquadBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    get an interview but will not get you a job. The answer to your question is that you need certs for which you have experience and which you can back up with knowledge that goes above and beyond what is needed to get the cert. Also you need to know who is hiring in your area. For example to get my current job I had a lot of experience with firewalls in general and I know a firm in my area which has *very* good reasons to be paranoid where hiring a networking guy. I also have a bunch of networking experience. I found out through a friend that they use Checkpoint based firewalls. So I downloaded a Checkpoint demo got a book spent some time on it and got a CCSA. Combined with my background that set me apart from the crowd enough to get the job. :) Do your homework and try to do something you have a good background in and it should work. Also just a note a good recuriter is worth their weight in gold. Many will say I'm wrong and YMMV but recuriters have worked wonders for me.

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    1. Re:Certs will help you by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

      employers want degrees. a lot of times you won't even get an interview without a degree, experience be damned.

      a 4-year degree will open up doors that will remained closed to you if you dont have one.

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  5. Welcome to a slow job market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your real problem is that the economy is in the tank, so you are competing with people with at least as much education and more experience. This happened to me back in '91 when I finished by B.S.

    Keep at it, you'll find something eventually.

    1. Re:Welcome to a slow job market by n9hmg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're not going to have it the way the guys graduating in '99 did, with employers standing in line at your commencement.
      I hope you don't yet have family obligations, because the only thing you can do with this is get an IT job... ANY IT job that you are capable of doing and can keep body and soul together. Mind: I don't mean jump on the first one you find, unless it's really good. Hit job websites - especially dice... at least in fall 2000, dice was where the serious IT recruiting was going on. Be willing to relocate - ANYWHERE, and mean it. Try to get several good prospects on the table at one time, and take the best one (criteria - stability, pay, learning).
      Stay with the job until things pick up, and if it will help, move to a better one when the rise starts. You won't be the newbie when the big hiring starts again. You'll be a leader, and in a much better situation to exploit the next boom.

  6. Certs by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

    Most IT certifications are manufacturer specific, meaning if you work with Cisco gear you get the Cisco certs. Very few cover an idea or a broad technology. So, a Network Engineer would get the Cisco cert since they use the equipment.

    The problem is that people run out and get these certs without ever using the software/equipment and expect to get hired using it. It doesn't work that way. You get experience some where and then get the cert to expand on it. Experience first, then certs. A Cisco cert without router time is worthless.

  7. Tired Refrain by yancey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm getting very tired of certifications. I know too many "certified" people who have NO EXPERIENCE! They know all about how it's supposed to work, but can't fix it when it breaks. I'm tired of it! Get me somebody who has a true interest in computing, not just paper credentials and making money.

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    1. Re:Tired Refrain by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      If that's a job offer, where do I apply? Give me enough to live on, and a job whose contract isn't up in 3 months when the recruiter told me 6, and I'd be your IT slave.

    2. Re:Tired Refrain by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      Here here.

      And a point to the submitter: Be wary of any company that has more interest in certs or procedures over computing and problem solving. (IMO anyways) IT shops that don't focus on problem solving have tons of problems with slightly unusual requirements, and with evolving technology.

    3. Re:Tired Refrain by wilpig · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are so right on that point. Most people that are certified are worthless. I prefer to think of them as "Certifiablely Useless".

      A friend of mine is insisting that if he becomes a CCIE he will have offers pour in. We keep telling him that he is wasting his time on this endevour and just needs to get back to work with the rest of us and stop being part of the Certified Unemployable.

      Now you can't bash all "certified" people. There are some of us out there that are certified and can show you the paper to prove it. We just don't push it out there when we first meet, that IMO is the mark of the true tech.

  8. It's sad, but true. by unicron · · Score: 2, Informative

    The demand for certs in the industry just shows me how ignorant the industry is. You don't know how many job postings I see asking for certs that don't even exist, like the one I saw the other day wishing to hire a Cisco Certified Systems Engineer(I kid you not). I also can't stand seeing job offers that would rather have a college degree than any experience. We just hired an MIS graduate as a network tech that had to be shown the difference between a router and switch on his first day.

    If you want to know what certs will really help you, get your CCNA, the new Cisco cert that covers voice over IP, some project planning cert, and maybe pursue your Six Sigma belts if you're in the high level industry.

    Hope this helped.

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  9. my experience out of college... by bje2 · · Score: 2

    i don't really have a comment about the certifications...cause i don't really have any myself...although any Java 2 certifications look pretty good (atleast in the line of software consulting that i do)...

    in any case, the job market right now sucks, (especially for tech people), and has sucked since late 2001...when i was searching for a job my senior year of college (2001-02) i saw the end of the boom where computer science majors could write their own blank check right away out of school...actually, early in my senior year i signed on with an internet consulting company in nyc for $70K...nice...atleast i thought so...as 2002, came, the economy was even more in the down turn, and a lot of companies started revoking their offers to college graduates (including mine)...so, to make a long story short, i graduated without a job...i ended up having to take an internship with a smaller software consulting company for the summer...but they eventually hired me in Septmber, and i enjoy my job very much...

    i guess my point is not to worry if you don't have a job right away...the job climate sucks right now...but computers and the internet aren't going anywhere (duh)...

    in any case, it's better to not have a job and be able to look for work, then to sign on with a company and have them keep pushing back their start date...i have friends from school who graduated with me in june of 2001 and went to work with big consulting companies like Accenture...they just recently (Jan or Feb) started...true, Accenture did throw them a little bit of money before hand, but i had a good 6 or 7 months of work experience in before they even started...

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  10. Depending on where you live... by coyote-san · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Depending on where you live, nothing you do will make a bit of difference. No internship or certification can compete with someone with years of experience forced into an entry level job to pay the mortgage.

    What can I say, recessions suck. The only thing worse is recessions that politicians are bending over backwards to deny exist. (E.g., our governor says that we're past the worst of it, the economy is picking up... and a few pages into the paper the person in charge of the unemployment compensation/job matching agency admits that they're still overwhelmed by the unprecedented demand from thousands of people new to the system.)

    P.S., I started out in similar (but localized) conditions. A major employer announced massive layoffs, and suddenly I was competing against people with years of experience. I found a job at about 2/3 of what I was discussing weeks earlier, and the entire organization was pathological. But it was a job and where they saw me putting in lots of unpaid overtime, I saw squeezing a year of experience into 6 months. Just keep repeating "this too shall pass."

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  11. Ability to solve problems by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I hire technical people on their ability to solve problems. Between two people of equal problem-solving ability, I will pick the one with the best non-technical communication skills.

    To the extent that certifications act as a marker for a person's curosity, desire to learn, and humbleness in the face of the unknown, I will take them into account. However, I would rather have an English Lit major with zero technical background who can solve an unfamiliar problem from scratch than a 3 month/employer guy with a bag full of paper certifications.

    To the extent that I consider certifications at all, I will look in order at Cisco certs (past the CNA), Novell CNE or Master CNE, Pine Mountain Group network analyst certs, a broad background in Unix, and of course any professional engineer certs.

    But for what kind of job, you ask? Remember, I don't match up specific certs to my current position needs. I have never seen a person with a deep knowledge of Netware have any problem picking up what he needs to know about NT, but I have certainly seen the person with 38 Microsoft certs be unable to figure out how to configure a 2-router Cisco network.

    My 0.02.

    sPh

    1. Re:Ability to solve problems by Niddix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ditto, When I got started as a Network Admin I had zero certs but 3 years co-op experience. I replaced a paper CNE who had the certs but couldn't create a user account. After, 10 years and 6 upward moves I still have no certs. Granted my last move was 2 years ago and I don't live on the West Coast.

    2. Re:Ability to solve problems by sphealey · · Score: 2
      1. How do you determine whether applicants have this skill when you have lots of resumes go through?
      2. How do you know you have this skill?
      3. How do you convey that you have this skill in a resume?
      It's called experience ;-).

      Seriously, the help wanted ad/paper resume/interview cycle are supposed to be obsolete, dangerous, symptoms of old economy thinking, inside-the-box, etc. Whereas whenever I put an ad in the paper and get a stack of 500 resumes, I am amazed at how fast I can go through them and separate the "potentials" from the "probably nots" to the "no chance for this positions". Usually for 500 resumes I can pick 10 interview candidates and get 2 good choices. When I have been forced by HR to interview some of the other 490, I have almost never been wrong. The way that a person presents himself/herself in a resume and 1-hour interview usually tells the tale of the next 3 years.

      How do you interview for positions above your level of knowledge? That is a difficult topic in itself, and I think whole books have been written on it (including the ones by Scott Adams!). It is indeed very tough.

      sPh

    3. Re:Ability to solve problems by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      I obviously can't offer you enough money for you to help me... so what would you take in trade?

      All I want out of it, are a few emails where I get to ask you questions about resumes and interviews, and you tell me just what the difference in those 10, that sets them apart from the 490. I would kill, to hear something like that from someone who actually does the hiring...

      PS You've posted exactly 666 comments to /. Kickass.

  12. The best place to start... by cronack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...for you would be:

    1) Look at your (2 yrs coop) experience and what products/technologies you learned and/or liked.

    2) Find a certification exam or exam "track" based upon those products/techs and get started.

    For me to become an design level enterprise infrastructure consultant and instructor for the MS platform, it was appropriate to get my MCSE and MCT certs. I also find that some people do not need formal class training; self study can suffice (books, etc).

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  13. Oracle? J2EE? by gergnz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess I have been really lucky.

    I landed a job before I finished Polytech, (when I was an Electronics Tech), I then managaed to get a low level Linux/NT admin role for a small company. Moving on from there has been the hard part. I have done Linux cert, and have started a BSc and found it really hard to get the position I am about to move into. This was gained by knowing people on the inside.

    From personal experience Oracle is probably the best industry cert in terms of "employability". I can't say what the certification is like I have never done it.

    On another note a friend was having a similar problem just recently. Finished degree, and couldn't get a job. He was on a benefit and the NZ Govt. paid for his J2EE cert that he did while on the benefit. Landed a job not long after.

    If you want a job do the one with the most industry cred and later do the one you enjoy. Please the employer to get the foot in, then work towards doing what you enjoy.

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  14. It All Comes Down To $$$... by cybrpnk2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A fairly good overview/jump point for the major certifications is here and some info about how much they add to your paycheck is here...

  15. MCSE ("Must Crash Server Everyday") by ThatTallGuy · · Score: 3, Funny
    A slight variant on the traditional MCSE....

    Seriously -- A certificate only tells me what questions to start asking. It's sort of like that college question a few days ago: I don't want people who know things; I want people who can think and learn things.

    You might be better off spending some time studying on your own and doing a free project of some sort for a local charity or school. It's something you can put on your resume and build up a bit rather than just one line of questionable value... and good for the community as well.

    1. Re:MCSE ("Must Crash Server Everyday") by emc · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, no, no, no.

      Must
      Consult
      Someone
      Experienced

  16. connections by tps12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Statistically, 10% of hirings are initiated with blind mailings. The rest all begin with networking. So when you are looking for a job, spend 10% of your time revising your resume and sending it to good targets, and spend the rest of the time following down leads in your personal network.

    This is how I landed a job at a major Fortune 500 corporation. Basically, I had administered a high-latency gigabit-class network of Mac III's in school in the late 80's. This was top-of-the-line research stuff back then, though it sure looks antique today. Long story short, my vice admin's older brother married the daughter of a major figure in the Juarez prawn industry, and I got my foot in the door. Now I'm pulling 7 figures with a staff of 72, with nowhere to go but up. So all those guys you sorta got along with in school? Keep the numbers, man. Even when you land a job, you never know when you'll be looking again.

    Good luck.

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  17. Not to be discouraging but... by jeff67 · · Score: 2

    Your problem can be summarized in three words:
    The Economy Sucks.

    More experienced, more certified, more desperate (i.e. supporting families) people are having a hard time finding IT jobs right now.

    Another post suggests moving your location. Do some research and figure out where there's a relative lack of demand and target that area. Or live in your parents basement.

  18. Sweet Jesus, it's the 20th already?! by partingshot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or did somebody change the date for the monthly
    'which cert' question on /.?

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  19. Re:To many CS know nothings by tommck · · Score: 5, Funny
    I go to collage for CS...

    Is that the big bulletin board with the pictures of people and things from the CS department? ;-)

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  20. Same Boat Here by da3dAlus · · Score: 2

    Right now it doesn't seem to mean a lot to employers if you're certified or not. All they want is experience. I also just graduated with a BS in Comp Sci, have 5 years of internship experience with a real business, and I have yet to get even a single interview set up. My currently employer even has me on a temporary basis until they can decide to start hiring again for full-time positions.

    Back to the topic, I don't think the certification is that important, or at least not as much as it was in years past. I remember there was a demand for it, mainly since the experienced workers were employed, and the ones seeking jobs were a bit too green. Now the experienced people are the ones in the job market, and the focus is on years of real work, not the number of certificates saying you think you know how things are supposed to work. And since there's no way to know when certification will be a hiring point again, there's no reason to spend time and money to get certified for technology that may be dead by that time.

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  21. Sound like you want this specific job by slamb · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Whether I work as programmer, sys admin or something else isn't an issue, since I need any job at this point

    My boss recently hired someone here, and he was saying that while the candidates seemed eager, very few asked good questions or showed a lot of specific interest in this position. I think, like you, they wanted any job they could get. This attitude didn't really impress him.

    The lesson, I think, is that you absolutely have to sound like you want this job, not any job. They're not going to hire you if they think you will immediately leave when you find something you like better, etc.

    I'm not saying you necessarily showed this attitude in the actual interviews, but it's something to watch.

    1. Re:Sound like you want this specific job by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      My boss recently hired someone here, and he was saying that while the candidates seemed eager, very few asked good questions or showed a lot of specific interest in this position. I think, like you, they wanted any job they could get. This attitude didn't really impress him.

      I have a rule of thumb, that I never hire ex-contractors for permanent positions. Switching from permanent to contract employment means that someone has decided to focus on a specific role, and make as much money from that one thing in the short term as possible, or alternately that they have itchy feet and never stay anywhere for long. It means they have taken a conscious decision not to follow a "career track" into a supervisory or management role - which is fine, in and of itself, but it means they aren't interested in staying with an organization long-term. (Equally, I would be cautious about hiring a former permanent employee on their first stint as a contractor).

      No matter what they say, a contractor who says he or she wants to go back to permanent really means that there are no contracts around right now and they just want something to tide them over, and they'll be gone as soon as they get a new contract. Maybe they're all not like this, but hiring is time consuming and expensive, and it's just not worth an employer taking the risk.

  22. The best aren't peices of paper by photon317 · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The best certification is validation by your peers. Locally attend small conferences, users groups, etc... get to know people in the field in your area, make your skills and understanding known. You might find a job directly through contact like that. At the least, you might make freinds with people with respectable established careers that you can use as references for employers to call and hear the good word about you.

    Don't forget the on-line equivalent of this too - participate in technical newsgroups and mailing lists, help out with opensource projects, etc...

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  23. Look at What I Did by sabinm · · Score: 5, Informative

    To tell you the truth, you need to go out and market yourself. Listen to what I did. I worked for a company that Cisco Systems outsourced to making 10 bucks an hour. The waiting list was about 1 yr to get on a tech team. All I did was route calls for so-called IT professionals.

    Most of the calls I took the pros on the other end were less knowledgable than me on many subjects. I was so sick of doing it that I started sending out resumes to those companies. NO LUCK. They didn't care if I knew more or had more certs. They didn't even want to see me.

    I went out and started up a small business in my neighborhood about a year ago, just fixing computers and doing home networking. That got my foot in the door. I went on the street hawking my wares to small offices, law offices, insurance agents, real estate offices and so forth.

    Word got around and I got a couple of support contracts with med-sized businesses doing sys admin on their boxes. Real simple stuff that anyone could do. It's called comparative advantage. Now I've got a couple of contracts, and I'm negotiating a contract with a local general contractor to pull cable for new construction at 2500 a house. I have a pager and a cell and I make my own hours.

    By the way--I'm 25 with 2yrs of college education. Comp Sci is not my major, nor ever was. But this helps with school a lot, and I have a family to feed. The only certs I have are A+ and my CCNA. I don't plan on doing this beyond graduation, but it's always a handy thing to have on your resume.

    One last warning and advice. Warning. Insure yourself for about 1,000,000 per claim: the more certs and education you have, the cheaper insurance is. I pay about 2000/yr on prof. liability. Advice, join a professional association. You can network a lot and land tons of gigs. It worked for me.

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    1. Re:Look at What I Did by sabinm · · Score: 2

      I joined ICCA . They've got a pretty good organization. I didn't get insurance through them, mostly because the insurance liason never returned my calls. I went through a company called United states liability insurance group . I get a pretty good deal with them.

      As for advertising, I've been doing a lot of self advertising. I did most by sending out flyers, then by using photoshop to design my brochure. A mac is great for that kind of stuff. looks real prof. I went to KINKOs and had them put it on high quality paper.

      I expanded by simply my repeat customers. One of my first customers was an old man who I didn't even know. Little did I know that fixing his computer for 35 bucks an hour would introduce me to his son who was a contractor for houses in the range of 300,000 to 1.5 million. I got into the insurnace game by calling up small agents. One agent led to another. I got my first sys admin gig by a guy who knows my wife. He said "hey, I hear you're a network guy" I said yes, had a couple of appointments to "make his network run faster, and oh yeah, add this computer to my network" and I landed my first sys admin contrcact. Now most of my jobs come from this guy's reccommnedation and from small time insurance companies. I don't build much systems anymore and I've got experience.

      Become a reseller. It's a hassle at first, but you get killer deals on multi paks. All you have to do is come up with some financial references and a business liscense and show the distributor a solid business plan with a revenue balance statement, and you are good to go. send to my email nibasm@hotmail.com. pls don't spam it. (it doesn't matter, it's my junkmail acct anyway, but i hate having to delete it just to get more messages ):}

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  24. Certificates not the answer... by Xandis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A BSc in Comp. Sci. and some co-op experience sounds more than enough to get your foot in the door (entry-level). Are you sure you are applying for the appropriate job? Perhaps you'll need to start lower than you want due to the sluggish economy? Since you are willing to work at any job, I would make sure that you aren't overlooking some of the lower end work (for the time being anyway) -- sys admin hopefully requires more experience than you have :) Likewise, look for "junior" positions as well. Look at non-tech companies that have tech needs (banks and insurance and investment companies for example).

    I don't think certificates early in one's career are that beneficial since it starts looking like you are just too obviously trying to make up for lack of real-world experience by overloading your resume with these certificates. Certificates, in my opinion, are good ways for senior practicioners (i.e. those over 25 :) of demonstrating over time that they are keeping pace with current technologies.

    Also, some people may use certificates to help with transitioning from a different career into tech (since going back to school is not an option).

    My opinion: don't worry about the certificate issue and start doing a broader search for entry level tech positions.

    ** Also, it is hard for anyone to know WHY you didn't get an interview if we don't know exactly what your resume and cover letter contain and for what position you applied. You may just have a goofy sounding cover letter or weak resume.

    Worse comes to worse, you can always do tech sales (I guarantee you can get a job there) -- man that phone boy!!!

  25. Setting yourself apart from the masses by lkaos · · Score: 5, Informative

    To quote a CNN article:

    "the most talented student will always have options."

    Right now, the market is tight for programmers. This is no longer the field that anyone can get a degree in and automatically make 60K+ out of school. So, if you just got the degree because it was the hot thing to do, then your screwed.

    If you really have a passion for computers though, then you will find that the market is still there. You just need to seperate yourself from everyone else. Forget certifications, that shows little self-direction, instead why don't you spend that effort developing a piece of open source software.

    Write a piece of useful software that showcases your skills. Given the ability most folks have right out of college, this will definitely show that your worth hiring.

    Or, if you can, take some time to really strengthen your skills. Companies are always hiring *good* programmers, regardless of the economy. Taking 6 months to study all the industry bibles (the GoF book, the Myers books, etc.) and learn the stuff that is actually useful in the real world. Do this instead of putzing around for 6 months looking at getting certs or drinking every night and you'll land a good job.

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  26. Starting out is always rough by Prof_Dagoski · · Score: 2


    Granted, I didn't have BSc when I started out, but I spent a couple of years working low paying research assistant jobs before I made the jump to something I could really make a living at. Seriously, it took that long before it looked like I had enough experience to be attractive. Granted, I could've been more agressive in my job search, but, still it was always annoying to hear that my education was impressive, but I didn't have enough experience. I'll also note that I was looking for a scientific programming job back then and there was a PhD glut in the field which meant someone with a BS didn't stand a chance. Even so, once I got experience, especially in Internet stuff, the offers started coming in. Nothing gets an employers attention like real experience. Meanwhile, I've had mixed results with certs. I have a cert in SNMP and that's been a real boon, but my cert in Cabletron's Spectrum system has been a real waste. Glad I didn't pay for it. I think the difference is that one cert, the SNMP, says that I understand a field, while the other, Cabletron, says I know a specific system. The later is less valuable because you never know if employer has adopted that particular system. So, I'd say a good cert in something like Java, C++, SQL, or some other broad tech area would be good while windows XP cert might not be much help. But, anyway you slice it, this is tough time to be starting out in CS. I see lots of job opps for people with 5-10 years experience in "blah", but nothing entry level at all.

  27. Certs not the answer by Frums · · Score: 5, Informative

    As much as it sucks, certs aren't the answer. Speaking with a hea dhunter recently he did say companies care much more about certs now than they did a year ago - but that is because they can. There is a fairly large, experienced pool of talent out there.

    Getting certs, however, is a very expensive proposition for osmeone currently unemployed. A typical test can now cost aroun $500, so accumulating a list of certs is not really an option.

    Deciding WHAT you want to do is the first step. You might consider doing anything if the opportunity comes along, but in terms of getting certs you need ot focus more (unless you have more moneyt than you know what to do with, in which case why do you need a job so bad?). This means, yes, making a decision about your future. Youare free ot change it down the line, but you do have to choose - sysadmin/netadmin, development, dba, etc

    After you figure what you want get experience doing it. The portfolio is becoming a tool of the unemployed developer. Showing first rate code that you have written, along with unit tests, use cases/user stories, UML diagrams etc make syou look better. Really, if you have littl eprofessional experience it is the best thing you can do to look good for a "walk in" interview.

    Choose the direction you would like to steer and start a project, or get in on a starting project. Don't dive into an established open-source project. They might appreciate the help, but your goal here is to have somethign to show that YOU can claim 100% credit for. Comntributing bug fixes to gcc won't do that for you, though it might feel good.

    The seoncd thing is become involved in the local development community. You might laugh, but this is possible. Hit Yahoo Group and search for any group in your area related for what you are doing. Make an emeail account that can accumulate spam, and sign up. Talk to people. Networking (people, not CCNA) is still the best way to find a job, period.

    Only then, consider getting a cert or two. The ones I have seen being respected are the Sun Java developer certs (okay, JCP is sorta laughable, but the larger ones get nods), Cisco certs are respected, and Oracle certs are respected. Certs are no substitute for experience, unfortunately. Human resources may not realize this, but the hiring manager will.

    FInally, find someone who IS a professional developer, who has undergone many code reviews, who knows how the system works in a decent shop and ask if they will review your code and designs. Buy them beer, coffee, crack, whatever it takes. When it comes down to the decision - your skill will determine your success. THis includes skill in talking the talk - and the only way to do that correctly is to really learn it. Most good developers are willing to help new people, it is flattering. There are various systems to try to make this easier via the net. In my experience these are not nearly as good as meeting someone via the aforementioned networking and offering to buy them a beer in exchange for picking their brain. While buying em a beer, slip in that you would really like if they could do somehting like a formal code review of your stuff - afterall, it is the only way to really improve.

    Finally, read lots of code. Figure out how it works. Look at systems and make sur eyou understand em. A *great*, though boring as hell, way to do this is to write API docs for good projects. Do not contribute directly to them yet - your time is better spent building things you can claim redit for. Let's say you are into Java development, run by the Apache project and submit improved API docs. No one likes writing em, but to do it well you NEED to understand what the code does.

    That, and know that you have my sympathies. The hiring market sucks right now.

    -Frums

  28. CCIE? by sterno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The CCIE seems to be the one of the few certifications that, on it's own, will land you a job. Most certifications make you look a little better, but don't really mean jack against real world experience. The value of the cert is proportional to demand for the skills and the availability of those skills in the job market. For example, MCSE is in demand, but there are so many of them that it's not as valuable. CCIE's are in demand, but because it's hard to get the cert and expensive, it means the supply is still relatively low (at least last time I checked).

    What I might suggest to you is simply get a list of a bunch of certifications and do searches on the various job sites to see how many hits you get, etc. That should give you a rough approximation of where the demand is. Also, maybe find a good technical recruiter and see what they recommend as the hot demand right now.

    One bit of advice for you though is that I would put some careful thought into which direction you choose, be it programmer, admin, etc. A few years down the line you can change jobs, but if you do so you'll be very little better off than you are now due to the lack of relevant work experience in the new area. Tech jobs seem to seek people with very specific skill sets, and care less about general experience.

    A friend of mine got into sysadmining but would much prefer being a developer now. Of course now if he was to try to go back and be a developer he'd have to take a substantial cut in pay. So if you might change your mind later, just be aware of this little trap and plan for it (save up some money, maybe do some side work in some open source projects, etc, just to keep your skills honed).

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  29. There are 2 stages to being hired by ghostlibrary · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, there are usually 2 orthogonal stages to being hired. First, your resume has to get past HR (Human Resources). They typically know nothing about the job beyond the half-page writeup.

    So if it says "wants 5 yr experience with C", well, if you don't have '5 years experience with C' listed on your resume, you won't get forwarded on. Even if your name is Richie and you list '10 yrs C++' becuas you wanted to focus on recent accomplishments.

    It's only after getting past HR (and perhaps a PHB :) that you can actually talk to someone about what is really involved, and sell yourself.

    Certs are only useful for the HR stage, but that's a killer cutoff. I've recommended folks for jobs I wrote the spec for, only to have HR bump them because they were missing a buzzword.

    Good luck! List everything, be concise :)

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  30. certs can be helpful--but don't blow too much $! by rjnagle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I expect a lot of people will weigh in on certifications, and the arguments for and against are pretty widely known. Here is what I understand:

    1)the vendor certifications (Microsoft, Oracle, etc) have some marketability, but the courses and related material are overpriced. So are the predictions of median incomes that certified people enjoy.

    2)it is impossible for certifications to measure the ability to program, to think creatively or to solve problems. However, they do measure in a rough way one's familiarity with an application/OS's mechanisms to accomplish tasks.

    3)Aside from Microsoft, Oracle and Cisco, employers have usually never heard of
    the certification you have.

    4) Employers are impressed about certifications when it is hard to measure competence. It is a third-party objective criteria. What impresses them is that you took the initiative, that you had to study for some test. That's different from just sitting at a seminar and passively absorbing information.

    5). Despite what people say, "paper certifications" and "paper mills" are not worthless. The problem with IT institutes is that no training program can cover the variety of problems and administrative functions that one encounters on the job. On the other hand, they do a good job of exposing you to some of the basic tasks.

    6)The problem with "paper certifications" (especially vendor-sponsored ones) is that to pass them you need to learn skills specific to the application or OS. That puts the onus of chasing after skills (and paying for them) entirely on the job seeker. And surely by the time you pass one certification, you'll hear about another one that is the next best thing. You need to ask yourself, "why I am spending time immersing myself in vendor-specific information when I should be learning more general things: protocols, network architecture and programming theory and algorithms.

    7)Certifications do matter in my own field: technical writing and training. They indicate some familiarity with a particular domain of learning.

    8)If you seek a certification, seek it only because you find the subject in and of itself to be interesting. I sought the LPI 1 certification because I needed to know these concepts anyway and the certification provided a structure and path for learning the material. Right now, I am pursuing another certification, the Master CIW Administrator
    certification. I'm not sure employers will even know what this certification is, but I know that the subjects on the certifications: network security, ip6 and unix/windows interoperability are things I would be learning anyway.

    9)If you do seek certification, don't spend more than $100 on study material. There are hundreds of sites and forums that provide good study guides and practice tests for free. You'll also enjoy sharing in the learning and studying experience. My favorite is Exam Notes

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  31. welcome by geekoid · · Score: 2

    to the new economy.

    better then certificates, make contacts. Network.
    Go to the user groups in whateer field your interested. Find your local euntrepenuar club, meet people looking to hire someone for there start-up. if nothing else, it will get you experience.

    The military is looking for people with IT knowledge. Get in as an officer, after 4 years, you'll be done. It's not really that hard of a career for people with technicall background, plus you might get liucky and get assigned to some Rll [probably make as much as you can in todays civilian market, withno experience.

    It sounds to me as if you got into the technicall fiels 4-5 years ago because it was lucrative, but now that you got your degree, the market is crap, and you have no real interest in the technology.
    I could be wrong.

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  32. Re:Its who you know by Skapare · · Score: 2

    Sad, isn't it, that so many managers only hire people they know, and still end up whining (even in this economy) that finding good people is hard to do. Maybe they should start looking for people on the basis of qualifications for a change.

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  33. Good entry level cert for sysadmins by .@. · · Score: 4, Informative

    SAGE, the Systems Administrators Guild has a junior-to-mid-level professional certification for systems administrators now, called cSAGE.

    Unlike vendor/product certifications, this cert is designed to assess your ability to perform in an IT role -- namely, systems administrator -- rather than your ability to memorize features and functions of a particular product. It tests troubleshooting skill, background knowledge of process and procedure, and general junior-to-mid-level sysadmin proficiency, both in general and specific to Unix (they're working on a Windows module and several other, higher-level "merit badge" modules).

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  34. Re:To many CS know nothings by Osty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (emphasis added by me)

    I go to collage for CS and there are many, many, MANY poeple in my class(s) that know absolutely nothing about CS exept what is in the books. This is a problem because they get better grades than most of the people that do know computers for real.

    (and so on)

    Perhaps while you're at college, you might consider taking some non-Engineering courses. Learn to spell, use proper grammar. Become a well-rounded individual. Learn to communicate concepts and ideas effectively. From all indications, while you may be one of those "people that do know computers for real," you're not a very appealing employment candidate due to your poor communication skills. Then again, I'm not quite sure what you mean by "know computers for real," since if you're not getting good grades in your CS classes, how much can you really know about CS? (Computer Science != just computers. there's a metric pantload of theory and algorithms to learn. It doesn't matter if you're the fastest linux installer in the West, if you don't learn that theory you'll never be able to call yourself a Computer Scientist, regardless of what your degree eventually says.)


    College is about more than just hunkering down and focusing strictly on your one chosen subject. Sure, there's a time and place for that, but as long as you're going to be there for 4+ years (milk another year or two out of the parents while the economy's in the pooper), you may as well take some time and attend some interesting classes that will grow your knowledge in other directions than just computers computers computers.

  35. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by jackb_guppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you KNOW your stuff, you can write your ticket.

    But asking "what certs will help?" Shows one thing - you don't.

    That is harsh. I know. I from the other end of 20+ years of experience, with no degree, no certs AND DO NOT WANT THEM.

    All certs prove is that you can read a manual and type answers. You too could be MENSA, same entrance exam, and same benfits (none).

    The only proof is showing your skills, that means taking over the interview controling thier attention, showing you have some thing to provide.

    But the orginal writer said that he got a CS degree and can not code, then what good is it? Why not have history degree instead? Gives you the same advange, in the tech world.

    Remember, tech breaks down to operators and designers.

    If you can not code, design a database (500+ tables) or build a network (1000+ seats in multiple locations) then you are an operator.

    There is a lot of operators out there. That is what is a buyers market.

  36. Skip the postings by Ratbert42 · · Score: 2

    ...I have yet to get a single interview, despite many carefully written letters and resume submissions to job postings.

    Give up on job postings. I have never gotten a job from a listing like that. Every IT job I've ever found is through networking.

    Talk to the people you worked with during your co-op. Talk to other students. Talk to professionals at your local ACM/IEEE meetings. Everyone you know should know that you are looking. Put a sign on your car. Whatever it takes.

  37. What works . . . by cjpez · · Score: 2
    . . . is just knowing people. The only job I've ever gotten based off of just applying was some stupid summer job in High School so many years ago. I was offered a job when I went into college because I knew the person who was the Assistant Network Manager at the college, so I got introduced to the right people. Then when my boss changed jobs I went with him. Then one of my college buddies got a job at a tech company and got my resume to the right people. Two-and-a-half years and a corporate bankruptcy later, I landed a job through some people my girlfriend knew through years of freelancing.

    Now, I suppose it's entirely possible that I just suck and my resume is horrible and the only way I can ever hope to get a job is by knowing the right people. I don't think that's the case, though. Leverage the people you know! If you don't know people, meet them!

  38. Linux Certs by steelersfan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw a mention in one of the posts that most certs are vendor or hardware specific (Cisco, for example). With LPI [www.lpi.org], SAIR [linuxcertification.com], and CompTIA [www.comptia.com] all offering various certifications. Does this make the linux certs more valuable? Which is the "best" of the ones I've mentioned? (I know, I didn't mention RHCE). Did I miss any others that are valuable? Thanks.

    1. Re:Linux Certs by .@. · · Score: 3, Informative

      the SAGE junior-to-mid-level systems administrator cert, cSAGE.

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  39. Flood of the lesser experienced by Mu*puppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My father's currently admining for a state government, and had something to say on the subject about a recent hiring experience. With the crunch recently on the tech industry, the majority of people dropped were comparitively recent-hires. With less actual 'hands on experience', they've come in direct competition with those recently graduated and just entering the job market with their freshly printed diplomas. In short, it's a hard market right now, much moreso for those with less practical experience.

    In terms of certifications, it depends on who's doing the hiring. 'Techno-savvy' managers are likely to outright dismiss certifications and look at experience above all else (including education). Managers who are less technically inclined are the ones who are impressed by certifications and education.

    And lastly for experience, in my father's example he was looking for around five years experience minimum... and out of the hundreds who applied, only 6 had that kind of experience... It's quite the buyer's market right now, and experience can go a -long- way.

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  40. It's not you bro ... by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Interesting
    its the economy ... Im in the same position, I have been a sysadmin for two years, and have just completed a BS in CS at a reputable university. I cant get a call back, none of my friends can get a call back. My friends who graduated *last* year still dont have jobs. This is just a real bad time to be in CS.

    Contrast that to when I entered college (1997-98ish) and you can see we've slipped quite a bit -- companies were *soo* desperate for CS people that they would *pay your last year of college*. A buddy of mine graduated in 1997 as a CS/EE dbl and got picked up for 80k/yr by Sun to start. Now a *great* job is 45/yr.

    The good news is it will pick up soon enuf.

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  41. Re:How about programmer job ? by GigsVT · · Score: 2

    Learn RPG and get rich. Seriously. There is a lot of demand for RPG programmers for sucke^Wcompanies that bought IBM all those years ago and can't get off it now.

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  42. you do the math... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of my interview questions is "What is your greatest technical achievement?" If your answer to that question has anything to do with certifications, I will throw you out into the street.

    I don't recall ever being critically intersted in an applicant's certifications, and when I am, I can consult their resume. I want to know if you can do the job.

  43. another obvious point by rjnagle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This may be too obvious to mention, but the process of studying for a certification is more important than attaining the end result. You should be reading these study books because the knowledge is useful and interesting. Take the quizzes, and don't be afraid to do research about why the answer you chose was incorrect. Perform the tasks yourself and research why your initial guesses about how to do things turned out to be incorrect. While you shouldn't ignore the braindumps of others, you should really be focusing on doing things yourself. You'd be amazed at the difference between how the book describes it and how it really is done.

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  44. certs not certain by rakerman · · Score: 2

    I personally think certifications are excellent... for the certification companies. All those fees and exams and "ongoing requirements" (e.g. lifelong cashflow). As a useful measure of someone's ability, they rate about zero with me.

  45. Programming Rule 1 by AppyPappy · · Score: 2

    If you can't code, get a piece of paper that says you can.

    For some reason, the only "certified" people I know are incompetent. I figured they needed a piece of paper to impress someone because they lack the skills necessary to beef up the resume.

    Rather like the programmer we hired who suddenly blurted that he really wasn't "technical". Holy smokes!! What good is THAT!? We made him a Project Manager which is basically like playing catcher behind the plate at a Shitball game.

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  46. Experience Counts, Rare Exp. Counts More by Spencerian · · Score: 2

    I am a rarer breed of technician than what most folks may typically encounter.

    I have used and serviced Macintosh systems since 1987 (15 years). I have used and serviced PC/Intel-class hardware for a few years more (18 years). I am an Apple Service Technician, a certification valid only when you work with an Apple Authorized Service Provider (which I do).

    I'm also an author of this book on beginning Macintosh programming in Mac OS 9 and X.. So, I can write and document matters, too.

    More than a year ago, I was hired by a new IT company for Macintosh support, and received a very large pay increase commensurate with my experience. Recently, the client I provide services with had decided to move to a larger, more global IT solution. My company did a great job for them, but couldn't do the global bit. In the span of 3 months, a bunch of PC technicians, many with years of experience as well as some certs (of those, many had advanced certs) were recalled by my company from the client and sent elsewhere. Had they been employees of our client, they would've been fired.

    I and a few others who had very special skills were kept to handle interests that the global IT solution couldn't handle.

    This isn't the first time that my experience in many things Mac and PC has saved me from being ejected or moved around.

    My point: Experience counts a great deal now. Certifications do help, but aren't essential (my Apple Service certification is really a glorified A+ for Mac OS systems). Diversity in your experience is what might make the difference between a job opportunity and a ding letter.

    I sometimes fantasize how much money I could ask for if I added an MCP certification as well as the new certifications that Apple offers for their products as a counterpart to MS certifications. For me, diversity in my experience has proved to be a powerful way to move up in the world. Being able to document and teach hasn't hurt either.

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  47. A+ certs are not garbage by Cardhore · · Score: 2

    Many people who have been maintaining PC's for 10+ years might find the A+ exams quite difficult! And a good portion might even fail. The A+ tests are a very good test and they require specific knowledge of PC hardware, networking, printers, and software. Unlike other certifications (Cisco, MS, etc), the A+ is not specific to a certain brand of hardware. Have you even taken the A+ test? If not then you shouldn't dismiss it as garbage.

    1. Re:A+ certs are not garbage by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Hmm. That's why we see no mention of Sparc workstations on it, or even the more common Macs that keep showing up in the advertising/graphic design departments. That's why every damn question involving DOS refers to it as "MS DOS".

      My first exam is scheduled this Thursday. I don't expect to have any problems whatsoever. Then, I'm going to max out the credit card by taking the Sun certs. Show them I'm not some lame MSCE grunt. Not that it will do any good. In 3 years, only once has a cert made any difference (turned down for a lowly pc tech job for lack of A+... didn't do any good that I offered to take and pass the thing the very next day. Haha).

    2. Re:A+ certs are not garbage by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once saw an A+ certified technician burn out a PC motherboard when she plugged a Mac monitor into the joystick port.

      Obviously not all A+ people are like this, but the A+ after someone's name doesn't mean they're not going to do something incredibly stupid to your hardware.

    3. Re:A+ certs are not garbage by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      The A+ test is weird, it is easy to 'find' 'copies' of the practice tests online, and suffice to say that it covers some pretty darn weird stuff.

      I mean yah I can fix config.sys errors without even having to use a monitor (hell, I've installed windows without a working monitor before, heh, and not using some stinking script either. :) ) but heck, some of the purely esoteric stuff. . . .

      I wish I had bothered to get off of my butt and get an A+ before they phased out the DOS stuff as much as they have though, I could have so easily whizzed right on through that. :)

      DOS, Win3.1, heh.

      Too bad that 4DOS never picked up, defintly overcomplicated, split everything into heck, and the manual was horrid for most of its lifetime, but darnit, it could do some nifty stuff if you could figure out how to get it to do it.

      XTree Gold! w00t w00t! Wond r if that was ever on the A+ test. . . .

      DOSSHELL, I held back on to using that instead of going to Windows95 for the longest time.. DOSSHELL rocked. :)

      Of course an A+ style test will never measure the real types of capabilities that a person has on a computer;

      it will not measure if a person is able to hand install a program (heya, installer broken, I hope you can reconstruct that directory structure blindly! Past experience with that particular developer's programming habits and styles as well as experience and guessing what types of file extensions go where could mean the difference between life and death! Or at least the programming running and it not running!), or how well they are able to administer others working under them (you you and you get to imaging those Hard Disks right now! You and you over there start running the CAT5!), and it definitely will not show an employer how dedicated to their job that an employee can and will be.

  48. It's who you know and how you communicate by weierophinney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work in IT, with no certifications other than a BA in Comparative Religion. My computer skills are entirely self-taught, and I have been able to work in areas of increasing responsibility and complexity.

    Typically, I've switched jobs or applied for new ones based on who I know at the new job, or what I know about them. The biggest thing you can do for yourself is to identify _where_ you want to work -- and then do your research. Do you know anybody who works there -- or have friends of friends who work there -- who can tell you more about the place, including what positions are open, what skills they need? I identified an employer I wanted to work for based on their reputation in the community, and then started asking questions. When I discovered they needed people with PHP experience, I taught myself PHP and applied -- and got the job.

    In another instance, with a freelance job, I knew somebody tangentially related to a department that needed some webwork done on contract -- and she put in a word for me. It was my communication skills, in the end, that got me the job.

    While your resume may shine, and you've got it plastered all over town, people still like to go with known variables -- so you'll need to circulate, and get to know people (in case you don't already ;) ).

    Go to Toastmasters, and participate. Or find somebody who can coach you through some interviews -- chances are there's a job service in your area with whom you can sign up that could help you.

    Don't expect to get a job on your skills and talent alone. A workplace isn't just a computer -- it's people, and they need to know that they can communicate with you, and vice versa, before they hire you. Programmers do not work in isolated environments anymore.

  49. What I did... by GMontag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slightly different field, same concept.

    I have worked for the same Defense Contractor in the DC area since 1994. Graduated then with a BS Finance and some low level military experience (well, I did work in a Major Subordinate Command as a Captain for a while as a Reservist).

    Anyway, this part will be easier now than it was in 1994:

    1. Get classifieds from newspapers (or search web classified of newspapers) in the regions that you think there may be work or where you want to move to. I graduated from utk.edu and there was not much in town, so I got the sunday Washington Post every tues or so and copied the fax and e-mail addresses for every defense related job I could find, then sent resume and cover letter to each. Not many back then, but at least this breaks you away from the monster.com masses today too.

    2. Always tell them you will be in the area for a couple of days the following week, i.e., if you send to Chicago today say you will be there Tues - Thurs next week. This gets you past many of the "out of town apps" that get trashed, also, since you are responding to the newspaper ad it gives the illusion that you actually give a crap about that city ;-)

    3. When you start getting responses, plan your travel to do several interviews at once. If you get one interview in Chicago this week, but 2 in NYC next week and another in Chicago the week after, try to get one of the Chicago ones moved.

    May not help, but I hope it does. Sofar what I have seen on this article is "I don't have a cert and you don't either" or "I have a cert and so do you". Seems you have a good enough education, just need to use a different guerilla method to get some interviews.

    BTW, you ARE AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY and leave every possible way to contact you that you know of (your phone, parents, cell, fax (I know but they are still in use), e-mail, snail mail, EVERYTHING!

  50. Programmers don't need certs by robstercraws · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a programmer, I must say I dislike the entire "certification" philosophy. I do not think that being able to pass standardized multiple choice exams is a very meaningful measure of anyone's ability to perform analytical/problem solving tasks, especially programming. I've worked with various net admins with certs out the butt who simply could not analyze problems and solve them. I think real world experience is vastly more important.

    When I was involved in the hiring process, I never ever cared about programmers' certifications (only a very low percentage of them even had certs). Instead, I looked at what they *did*. Also, I read the want ads quite a bit and I almost never see anyone asking for "certified" programmers.

    So, if you want to write code, don't waste your time with programming certifications. They really don't help you, especially if your interviews are conducted by coders.

    If you want to be in network administration, unfortunately it seems you need certs to get anywhere. Again, I disagree with the philosophy behind this, but that's the way it goes, I guess.

  51. What about non-profits? by JWhitlock · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I don't have great job-seeking advice, except for the old maxim - tell everyone that you are looking for a job. I do mean everyone - relatives, friends, the college's job placement department, the mailman, the guy across from you when you are refilling your car. My mom found my first two jobs (she didn't want me hanging around the house all summer), and my wife found me my current job. The only job that I found for myself I didn't like that much, and didn't go back after the summer.

    With that out of the way, what about non-profits? Most of these need general computer assistance, but don't really know what to ask for. Someone with basic tech knowledge could make a real difference.

    In fact, if you like open source software, you could help the revolution along:

    1. Get a general tech job at a non-profit, hopefully one working with disadvantaged people with low educational skills
    2. Help convert old computers to Linux systems so that they can still be used to some capacity.
    3. Start modifying interfaces for the needs of co-workers and the people they help. Make a real-world usability lab that works!
    4. Become famous as the guy who put Linux on the desktop ("He made it so that even high-school dropouts could use it!")
    5. Spend the rest of your life sipping champagne and eating caviar with Linus.
    Now, isn't that more exciting than working with Cisco routers all day, Mr. CCIE?
  52. CRN Salary Survey - 2001 data by emil · · Score: 2

    This was linked off Red Hat's site sometime back in the RHCE hype. This data is pretty old; I haven't seen them post any updates.

    I myself have an OCP; I would think Java would be more reasonable cert for a new grad.

    http://www.crn.com/sections/special/ssurvey/ssurve y01.asp?ArticleID=25726
  53. Go Freelance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got an MS in Comp Sci and like you couldn't get a job for love nor money even though I too knew I could do what I was applying for (Java Development). I even had a well received and published MS thesis under my belt together with a contribution to an award winning project funded by the UK Post Office. How many interviews? Zip. Nada.

    I though fsck it, go freelance. So I set myself up as a "company" and worked freelance doing Internet work for about 18 months and built myself up a large client portfolio. Eventually I though I'd take a crack at the job market again. With my freelance experience (which I'm told looks good because it proves you can do stuff ON YOUR OWN) I landed an interview within a week of trying and got the job.

    Two years on I'm my job title is "senior systems engineer" and I travel all over the world working on various projects.

    Never under estimate the power of being self-employed.

    1. Re:Go Freelance... by jacobmarner · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I am totally baffled about this. I myself have a M.Sc. in CompSci and I have had no trouble at all getting a job (this was one month ago). During my education I was contacted several times by head hunters companies but turned them all down. I have had job scouts from US companies offering me jobs (and work permits)

      A few months ago I compiled a list of the 3 companies I most wanted as job at and sent 3 applications (there were no job postings!) and got a job offer from all three after the interviews - so I must say getting a job couldn't be easier.

      And it is the same with all my friends.

      It might be that this is in Denmark. Here a B.Sc. or shorter education will end in unemplyment but a Master from one of the good universities will certainly not. SO if you are in the UK then move over here we have a high shortage of highly skilled IT people.

  54. Important Information - Please Read by emil · · Score: 2

    There is enough information in my previous post to warrant a plug here.

    Basically, IBM DB2 certification is free, and Oracle tests and materials are available for half price if you are in an academic program.

  55. Go to grad school. by cfulmer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now is absolutely not a good time for a recent grad to be looking for a job. This is especially true since every company that normally hires new-grads has likely already filled their positions. It is the end of May, after all.

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

    There are some things that you can do to help get a CS job -- you're on the right track, more/less with the idea of getting some more education. I don't think that the actual certification is worth much more than a statement of "I have some initiative," though. I certainly don't pay much attention to it when I interview candidates.

    As previously pointed out, it's a buyers market, and so those companies that do have jobs are going to have their choice of people. Frankly, the fact that you don't have a job now is a strike against getting one soon -- there's a hidden bias that says "Well, nobody's wanted him yet. Should I take a chance?"

    Things to do? Find a small handful of companies who have hired your friends, and who are either hiring now, or will be soon. Learn as much as you possibly can about the company and their products. That way, when you do get an interview, you'll be able to talk intelligently -- that, by itself, can wow them.

    Don't stay unemployed -- find something else to do related to your field. Write open-source software to create a name for yourself (and learn something in the process); go back to grad school and wait the job market out; Travel -- at least when they ask 'why is he still unemployed,' the answer can be 'he was backpacking across Europe', and not 'he was being turned down by 30 other companies.'

  56. Re:Certifications? Make mine two-ply. by symbolic · · Score: 2

    I was actually looking at the SAIR linux certification the other day. I can understand the rush to get certified by people who are just in it for the money, but for those are are interested in augmenting their knowledge because they WANT to be better at what they do, certification seems like a reasonable choice. I'm not so interested in what employers/clients are looking for, so much as I am in being effective at what I do. Why let the employer decide this for you?

  57. Re:Do you really need certificates? by Bourbonium · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Those of us who are certified in one or more technologies can argue with you there. But the point the poster is making is that it is very difficult to "show them what you know" if you can't even get a foot in the door to meet "them." A lot of companies screen applicants by keywords and your application/resume/inquiry won't even show up as a blip on their screens without certain keywords such as MCSE, CCNA, CNE, MCDBA, RHCE or some other certification being included as part of your name. It's the eternal chicken and egg dilemma we've all faced at one point or another in our careers.

  58. Sometimes proving yourself won't keep you in a job by yzquxnet · · Score: 2

    I've seen on countless occassions, more so since the job market is tight, that when it came down to deciding who was to stay or who was to go, the final decision wasn't based on job term, certifications, or whether you were a good brown-noser, but was made based on the fact of who had a 4 yr college degree. Employers are finding out that 2 year tech doesn't mean shit. Sure, you may be able to program pretty well. But for most, that is all you can do. Verbal and Written communication is severely lacking from people who 'educate themselves and 2 year techs'. From a managment perspective a person with a 4 yr degree is well rounded and would be better at adapting to change. As harsh as it may seem, it happens all the time. Many good workers are let go because they don't have the paper to back them up.

  59. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Bouncings · · Score: 2
    If you can not code, design a database (500+ tables) or build a network (1000+ seats in multiple locations) then you are an operator.
    First of all, no databases are 500+ tables. I'm serious. There aren't databases that big out there in real world applications. If you are getting pasta few dozen, you need to start using table domains and if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.

    And what if you are working for a company of 100 people? You need to design a network of 1000+ seats to be a "designer?" If I'm the only computer tech for a company of 25, am I a lowly "operator" even though there's no designer?

    Sounds to me you're referring to consultants vs. implementors. The consultants say "you should build a faster car" and the implmementors do the REAL work of figuring out how.

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  60. You've gotta watch it by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

    Or soon, the contract will be over.

    You know, that thing where we're all exhorted to spend, spend, spend, keep the economy moving... but strangely enough, they keep laying people off, refusing to hire, etc etc etc.

    Eventually, people are just going to get sick of spending just to give money to those Enron CEO types who'll just hoard it.

    Woe betide the USA when consumers eventually give up trying to spend the economy back into employment.

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  61. Enough of this crap by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

    Ok, degrees are good. Certifications are good (except for MS certs, they are the equivalent of memorizing the state capitals). But spouting all kinds of letters at any HR or IT person is just that- spouting. If you have a Novell cert and have no Novell experience, guess what, no impact.

    Base point- don't bother getting a cert in something you have no experience in or have no near-term expectation of getting experience in.

    I once interviewed a guy who just got his MCSE and came to our job fair. When he didn't fit any of our offerings (IA, networking, RF), he said he would take a janitor's job if available!

    Face it kiddies, the dot boom is gone, and you may just have to work a little bit to get a good job. By good job I mean something besides being a 8-5 drone.

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  62. Resume Checking by sysjkb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Speaking as someone who has been involved in hiring in the IT area, please have someone check your resume! The quality of resumes I've reviewed, even from the ostensibly english speaking, has been dreadful. I'm not just referring to por speling and; gramatical misteaks, but logical construction and effective use of the language are sorely lacking.

    If you don't have any friends involved in the hiring process who can take a look at your resume and cover letter, at least have some of your more verbally able classmates go over them. Your college's career center may also be of help.

    Yours truly,
    Jeffrey Boulier

  63. Re:As a manager... by WildBeast · · Score: 2

    I like managers who tell me what to do but I don't like managers who tell me how to do it.

  64. Don't listen to these people, Certs do help. by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 2

    Lets get one thing straight. They do help, and anyone that tells you they don't is either jealous or bent 3 ways to sunday because they know someone that has one that is a fool. Well guess that goes with anything. No one remembers the MCSE/CCA/CCNA/Inet+ guy that knew his shit. They only remember the one that asked them what a managed switch was. Here is the skinny. Certifications are good for 2 things. #1 they are resume fodder, period end of story. They don't show you "know your stuff" but they do show you took the time, the effort, and at least have the ability to absorb it. We hired a SysAdmin last month and I can tell you anyone without at least and MCSE did not even get a call. Why? Because we had people with 8+ years exp on NT, 4+ on unix, and large network with Certs across the board. So if you think they don't matter your clueless. They do matter in getting your foot in the door, believe it. I am talking at a shop with over 20 international locations, and 300 plus nt servers. There is no way we are going to even see someone if they did not take the time to pull a MCSE out of their hat. Second, if gives you a broad base to pull from in and experience world you know what you have touched, period. You don't know anything about anything you have not seen or worked on. Granted you might be able to do it, that is fine but how do I know that. The certs at least give you a baseline of knowledge as low as it may be and lets us know you put some time in and stuck with something.

    For everyone that did not have an MSCE we just flung in the bit bucket, sorry but that is the ropes bud, and if it is easy to get... roll out and get one. So you can get it easy you say, well put some time in and do it. You don't want to because it is worth nothing? Fine we don't want you working here. Pretty simple. We don't hire people without them because to us it is like asking if you have a high school diploma. MCSE/CCNA is the bottom line that we look for, not the clincher.

    My advice, get a helpdesk job. Prove your skills, hone them for 30k a year and put some exp under your belt and crank out the certs on the side before you get out of your study habbits. Before long you will see the light that you are searching for, but there is no easy road. Microsoft might not be the way, cisco might not be the way, but get out there and give it some time. People telling you a cert is not good most of the time don't have one. People that tell you a college degree is worthless most of the time don't have one. Trust me when I tell you that they are both important and are just part of what you need to land that job.

    Experience, Degree, Certs, and for god sakes a nice suit are all things that will help. Network in your helpdesk job, you will see things drop in your lap when the time is right.

    Good luck.

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  65. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Someone has never played with SAP R/3, it would appear.

    180some tables, and this one isn't all that big. About 4-8 of the tables have roughly 30 million records each. The majority of the others have several thousand records, few are truly small. I'm told, that this is far from being the largest SAP database out there, and I get the distinct impression that my coworker means something along the lines of "twice, even three times as big as ours".

    Ah, the frustrations of being a lowly little helpdesk ijit. *frown*

    Me, I would think I'd call those "database admins" and network architect, respectively.

  66. You're focusing on the wrong thing by LostSinner · · Score: 2, Informative
    My certifications didn't land my my current job (i didn't have any when i started). neither did my college degree (i don't have that, either). what landed me the job (manufacturing systems consultant) was something a little harder to get: Experience. now, you have to get a job to get experience, right? here's my suggestion:

    find a small company that doesn't have an in-house IT guy/department. if you live close to a large city, manufacturing plants are about your best bet. now, this part is important: walk in and present them with your resume. don't just mail it. explain to them that you have the skills and that you want to apply them. offer to be their IT guy, whether it be full or part time. explain to them why an in-house IT guy is better to have than outsourcing it (better system design, more homogenous setup, not having to call outside for help, etc.). most plants will be open to this. offer to do it for a low salary (yeah, it's not what you think you're worth, but it's better than what you're making now). use that as your jumping off point when you move onto your next job.

    i did that when i was 16, and it's what helped me get to my current job. trust me, if you can swallow your pride, it will work.

  67. Re:To many CS know nothings by ahde · · Score: 2

    Any of those blonde girls could get a job in IT no problem, grades, certs, or degrees notwithstanding.

    Of course, they could get jobs in any other field they wanted too.

    Of course they could find a sugar daddy and not work at all.

  68. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
    First of all, no databases are 500+ tables. I'm serious. There aren't databases that big out there in real world applications. If you are getting pasta few dozen, you need to start using table domains and if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.
    I need but one word to dispute your claim: PeopleSoft.
  69. 500 tables in a database is not unheard of... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

    I work with a database that has, as of now, 926 tables.

    500 tables is NOT a lot for an enterprise database.

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  70. Two Words by The+Cat · · Score: 2

    "Guaranteed Contract"

    Management wants to have all the choices. Sorry. Those choices shouldn't be free.

    "If you want this hard-won knowledge applied to your product, this employee wants a two-year guaranteed contract. If your company fails to keep him/her employed during that time, you will still be obligated to pay their salary."

    If they balk, then they probably planned on laying people off early. If they REALLY planned to fulfill even the most minimal obligation to an employee, they should sign without hesitation.

    They'll balk. Therefore, it doesn't make any difference what certifications someone has.

    If they don't balk, it should at least shut down most of the "I feel like it" layoffs.

  71. This is really depressing me... by Anomie-ous+Cow-ard · · Score: 2
    All these "Ask Slashdot" stories filled with comments about how it's impossible to get a job these days, or at least impossible without being the close childhood friend of some corporate bigwig. No matter how good you might be.

    It's times like these when "down, not across" seems like a good thing to know...

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  72. Re:To many CS know nothings by Osty · · Score: 2

    Here's a thought -- communicate effectively and your manager(s) will not have any spelling/grammar errors to pick on. Instead, s/he will be forced to actually read the doc to be able to appear competent. As it is, you're giving them an easy excuse not to bother reading it.


    You may assert that there's no difference between "there", "their", and "they're" ("thier" is not a word) when you can determine the meaning through context, and perhaps you're correct. However, ignoring the significance between such constructs (the afore-mentioned example, excessive apostraphication, misspellings, incoherent grammar, etc) reflects poorly on you, not on those criticizing your writing style rather than the content you've written. It's about being a professional, and correctly using the language in which you're communicating. I'm sure you've ran into plenty of syntax errors, if you program at all. Why should the compiler complain that you wrote "suhlect" rather than "select", when the meaning is obvious? Yes, people are more flexible than any currently-available compiler out there, but the same concept holds -- the point you're trying to make is more easily communicated when you use the proper syntax (ie, correct English).


    Then again, if you still feel that you're too good to bother with proper English, go ahead. Just don't blame me when your managers, coworkers, and (god forbid you have any!) subordinates begin to think of you as a fool for your inability to communicate.

  73. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by wdr1 · · Score: 2

    I disagree. He qualified his statement with:

    ...if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.

    ;-)

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  74. Supply & Demand by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2



    I may be a buyers' market right now in North America or Europe, but in other places, the supply and demand is more balanced.

    Take places like China or Singapore or Brazil, there are still great demand for skilled techies.

    If you think your skill is not appreciated in the States, try China, Singapore or even South Africa.

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  75. Certs sucks. by djatlantic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I graduated Jan 2002 with CS degree from a big university in Boston area, (let's not mention the name), and moved to San Jose area around Jan 2002 and haven't been able to find the lowest job in the IT food chain jobs. The recession sucks. Damn it.

    I personally think Certs are for "many" people who want short cuts, and therefore are very much interested in having IT jobs with a lot of money but really doesn't have a clue about computing. Many of them just don't have any real interests in computer technologies but only in the dollar signs. I just got pissed off at these people and the H1B people because I worked so damn hard in college to learn as much as possible the in's and out's of computer technologies and can't even find a job. By the way, I had a summer internship with a big name company, a couple of IT jobs at my school, and took almost all of the graduate classes for graduate students while I was still an undergrad. I graduated with way above 3.0 GPA both on my major or accummulated. I do use a variety of OS systems, and write this while in my Linux box (I find it really funny that some CS students don't ever even bother to try Linux/Unix and they consider themselves CS people. They miss out.) . I am not like one of those monkey coders. I do know how to program and know my shit. I know more than the average CS graduated BA students at my school and other schools. Not only that, I've tried to acquire or at least become familiar with a variety of skills because I read the damn good book "The Pragmatic Programmer". I have true interests in computer technologies and have invested tons of money to buy so many O'Reiley books and other technical books beside my school textbooks. I have spent so many hours to set up/play with this and that.

    Anyway, I haven't even bothered to look for jobs for the last month or so, it is just pointless. The hiring managers are blinded deaf illiterate suckers. The HR people are unbelievable dummies and have no idea of what the people they are hiring doing. I just don't understand why companies place hiring decisions on these HR people while they can't even tell the differences between C and C++. I agree with some of the comments in this thread of messages. I believe the companies are better off to hire people who are passionate about computer technologies because they will live and breathe with them. These people in the long run will make excellent contributions to the companies' growths, but make sure hire the ones who know their shits, and don't base on the Certs. With or without Certs, these passionate for computer technologies people will always come out on top on their respective computing fields.

    Peace out to the unemployed recent CS graduate students. Sorry for ranting.

    Last but not least, I virtually don't have any contacts or connections here, how do I even ever find a job in my field? I just don't want to go to work for no brainer jobs.

  76. it's not in the papers, it's in the people by Quietti · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment: Perhaps one thing you overlooked is contacting all those companies you did coop with? At any rate, you seem to me like a technicaly-capable guy, but are obviously lacking human skills (no offense meant).

    Anyhow, papers (CS degree or certification, they're the same, really) may or may not mean anything to an employer, depending on where you apply and who you talk to.

    • If your CV is filtered by HR drones, they will be counting the accronyms and degrees systematicaly - the more the merrier - because they don't know the technical field where they are working at all, so their only reference is certs and degrees, from well-known corporations and universities. If they spot the same buzzwords they overheard at the last board meeting in your CV (be that MIT, MCSE, Linux, Java, etc.), you're in business, otherwise, they'll have this clueless look in their face and shove your rag into the shredder.
    • If your CV is read by your upcoming boss, he probably doesn't give a flying hoot about all the papers, but wants to hear you talk about what you know of their technology, what your previous jobs (even coops count!) were and will often consider any involvement in a free software project as valid experience.

    This being said, I will refute what other people in this thread have said about employers wanting to see that you can think for yourself. Know who you are talking to! If your upcoming boss is the kind of introverted geek who has even less faith in his technical skills than in his womanizing skills, anyone that seems to know anything that he doesn't know will be percieved as competition and immediately shelved! Insecure bosses hire dramaticaly lesser drones for fear of competition, it's a fact.

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  77. Re:Hire over Slashdot! by Dman33 · · Score: 2

    Slashdot should start a job forum. Then all of the employers can sift through "Experienced Sys Admin from Goatse.cx looking for new opportunity." submittals!

    Seriously though, a slashdot job forum would be cool... I would be it's first customer. (seeker)
    What I would give to put "Slashdot Karma: 50" on my resume!

  78. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    As always, of course it depends on how good your University is. A graduate from Imperial, Cambridge, etc. is going to be damn good, but it takes a more knowledgable hiring manager to know the other Universities with good technical courses. Unforunately this knowledge is spread by rumours and whispers, same as sex education in the 70's.

    The real problem is that jobs are unavailable. If a system goes down or something small needs to be coded up, instead of calling a graduate who'll have to work out how their system is constructed, they'd rather call a guy that's worked on their system before OR a guy that's worked on similar systems before (READ: experience). That way when the new recruit walks in the door he'll head straight for the right machine, issue a few commands and be done in 5 minutes.

    A graduate on the other hand will see 15 Cisco 12016's, 20 Sun E15000 servers 8 feet tall, ten 5TB RAID systems and just simply gawk at it and be too afraid to do anything (although I'll admit it's worse to have someone who *thinks* he knows what he's doing). Haskell, C or Customers -> Products > Orders database design simply won't cut it in this environment, and employers know it.

    If you're a good graduate (sounds like you are) they would have trained you up (it sounds like you can hit the ground running though), but in the current environment this simply ain't gonna happen (because there's no ground to run on).

    To be honest, I felt the same way as you when I graduated, but a million lines of Visual C++ code is even now very daunting to me. As conselation, you'll know exactly how computers work when you graduate, and how routers and SDH/SONET/fibrechannel actually work on the inside, laughably inefficient RIP, better IGRP, EIGRP, BGP4, spanning tree, unfortunately this knowledge is targetted to telcos who are SCREWED. Take it from me, having all this knowledge trashed makes you feel like sh**t. From your knowledge it sounds like it'll take only 3 months to train you to advanced CCIE level, but I'm afraid nobody cares. C and Java will get you nowhere unless you lie on your CV (which all but the most naive person does). Form your own Limited Company (costs 200 quid) and say you're "The Head of Programming", sit on your ass for a couple of years and then say that you have 2 years of experience in whatever skills you want. By your tone it sounds like your IQ >> 120 so you can get away with this lie. Show your mate's address on your reference so they don't get suspicious when your reference address = your own home address. You can lie and say the company has 100 employees, half the commpanies fake their size on client visits anyway by renting extra office space for 1 day and getting schoolkids in to talk on dead phones, unfortunately I can't find the article again that says this. Sorry kiddo, your only other option is to do accountancy.


    Score: -2, Matrix violation, this level of knowledge about *the true system* is not allowed. Agent Smith will see to your needs. Only the blue pill can save you now.

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  79. Go to grad school and get an engineering degree by ProfBooty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you have a BS in comp sci you should be able to understand the basics of engineering (you did take science classes right and didn't just take humanities?). You may have to take some undergrad classes but if you get your ms in engineering in some form you have more flexibility with your job choices.

    get a ms in ME or civil or EE or chemE. there are always jobs in those areas besides IT.

    when the job market is low, you aren't missing much, might as well get a masters which is more valuable in the long term than some certificaton since your masters NEVER EXPIRES, heck its something you put after your name!

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  80. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Gleef · · Score: 2

    Bouncings wrote:

    First of all, no databases are 500+ tables. I'm serious. There aren't databases that big out there in real world applications.

    I don't know about your real world, but in mine they aren't uncommon. I work in a mid-sized company (about 140 employees), and we have more than one database with almost that many tables. Representing a complex system can easily take 100-200 tables. Take three such systems that need to interact, and you have 500+ tables. Many companies achieve this (eg a merchant with accounting, inventory and CRM systems).

    If you are getting pasta[sic] few dozen, you need to start using table domains

    What do you mean "table domains"? SQL domains have to do with field types, not tables, and I don't see what they have to do with managing lots of tables.

    and if you get to hundreds of tables, you need to look at what you're doing wrong.

    No, you just have a reasonably complex system, i.e. you are in the real world.

    And what if you are working for a company of 100 people? You need to design a network of 1000+ seats to be a "designer?"

    The person you were responding to had an annoying, elitist tone. I certainly wouldn't say you need what he's talking about to be a "real" programmer/DBA/Designer/whatever. On the other hand, if I were comparing two DBA applicants, and one had managed a few MS Access files with 10-40 tables each, while another managed a 650 table Sybase database, I'd treat the Sybase DBA much more seriously.

    If I'm the only computer tech for a company of 25, am I a lowly "operator" even though there's no designer?

    You're a systems administrator, although on a small scale. I, for one, don't buy into jackb_guppy's oversimplification of the computer industry.

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  81. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Gleef · · Score: 2

    jackb_guppy writes:

    If you KNOW your stuff, you can write your ticket.

    Not from what I've seen. When it comes to getting a job, knowledge is much less important than experience. Experience is what gets you the interview, you can't even try to wow them with your knowledge until you are sitting in front of them.

    But asking "what certs will help?" Shows one thing - you don't.

    Certifications have clearly helped some people get jobs. I don't think they help as much now. The certification attempts to say "I know this", whether or not you have done it. Again, knowledge is less important than experience.

    Most people making hiring decisions for technical staff aren't technical themselves. An intellegent manager with no technical knowledge or political agenda would probably take the following people, in order of preference:
    1) The person who has done the job before, on an equal or larger scale, elsewhere (with references)
    2) The person who has done the job before, on a smaller scale, elsewhere (with references)
    3) The person with a certification saying they know how to do the job.
    4) The person without a certification or relevant experience who can convince me that they know how to do the job.
    5) The intelligent, self starter who I'm convinced can teach themselves the job as they go.
    6) There is no 6, the risk involved in 5 is bad enough that most managers refuse to go there.

    If #'s 1 and 2 are scarce, having a cert can bounce you from 5 or 6 up to 3, and get you a job. Whether or not this is actualy intellegent on the managers part is subject to debate, but remember the manager doesn't have technical knowledge, and therefore doesn't know which certs are meaningul and which aren't.

    If there are many 1's and 2's, then a cert is meaningless. Right now, there seem to be many 1's and 2's for most computer jobs.

    That is harsh. I know. I from the other end of 20+ years of experience, with no degree, no certs AND DO NOT WANT THEM.

    Wise, with 20+ years of experience, certifications would just be badly flavored icing on your resume.

    All certs prove is that you can read a manual and type answers. You too could be MENSA, same entrance exam, and same benfits (none).
    The only proof is showing your skills, that means taking over the interview controling thier attention, showing you have some thing to provide.


    There are jobs out there where you won't actually get to an interview without a certification or solid experience.

    There are even some jobs out there where you need a certification for them to even look at your resume. I would say that those jobs just aren't worth it, there's no loss to missing out on such a position (unless the job is to teach certification courses).

    But the orginal writer said that he got a CS degree and can not code, then what good is it? Why not have history degree instead? Gives you the same advange, in the tech world.

    I'd have to agree with this one. A valid (i.e. College Board Certified) Bachelors in Computer Science teaches you how to code, but doesn't teach you how to administer a system. If the writer got through such a CS program without learning how to code, then all they have is an expensive piece of paper.

    Remember, tech breaks down to operators and designers.

    You oversimplify horribly. The computer industry breaks down into, at minimum:
    * Software designers (programmers, analysts, etc.)
    * Hardware designers (EE's, Computer Engineers, IC Designers)
    * Systems/Network Administrators
    * Tech Support
    * Operations (Print room, backup systems, etc)
    * Training
    Even this oversimplifies, and leaves out significant job descriptions (Technical Writer, Web Designer)

    If you can not code, design a database (500+ tables) or build a network (1000+ seats in multiple locations) then you are an operator.

    Now you are just using labels to be elitist.

    There is[sic] a lot of operators out there. That is what[sic] is a buyers market.

    There are a lot of all levels of technical people out there. That is why it is a buyers market.

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  82. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Gleef · · Score: 2

    I would seriously consider the unlicensed "Quack" doctor with a 20 year practice, assuming he also comes with good references. There is a lot to be said for real world experience over someone who just got his MD last week by the skin of his teeth.

    The biggest problems with the above hypothetical Quack are he couldn't write legal prescriptions; and if complications arose, he couldn't make use of a hospital's resources. All the limitations on such a person are external, because our legal system demands Doctors have that piece of paper. They say nothing about the person's competance.

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    "Doctor."

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  83. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    "To say 'I have a degree, I'm guaranteed a job' is bullshit, I know, but to cast it off completely and say a degree just says you know how to pass the exam, is also bullshit."
    You are correct. Trouble is that hiring managers can be so fussy that the latter is closer to reality. Being talked down to by a snobby semi-literate recruitment agency employee feels really bad, but I'm used to it now, they hold the cards now. Google has shown me your league table is here (staff:student is bollox, we all know it's just damn lecture notes). I'm talking secretarial jobs. Yeah anyway I'll quote you an email I recently received,
    man u have to get a job. I had no luck as yet... well I have exams anyway. can't belive ma studying for 5 years now... thas 0.5 of a decade ... and still without a job. though ur case is also unique... apply for BT.. they are still recruiting. so is BAE ..
    In addition he's coded simplex algorithm optimisation for the supercomputer in Fortran 77, and taught me how to use gcc on linux. He's got a good Computing BSc from Imperial College, an MSc in Computing from Leeds, and soon a BA in Economics from LSE. And he doesn't have a job. Imperial man, baJesus. Another friend of mine graduated from Cambridge a year ago and is also on welfare.
    As for the IQ, I'm surprised at your accuracy -- my IQ is 121, apparently :)
    From the way you talk and complexity of stuff you have described plus the subtle undertones of "surely this recession doesn't apply to me, I'm not exactly amazingly stupid". Unfortunately now that America's making a stuttering lethargic recovery, the UK's own recession (cyclic) is due soon, although this America-induced recession might have realigned the UK economy for a very light recession ourselves.

    All in all there are a lot of good people out here on our asses, just the way it goes at the moment.

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  84. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    I'm more likely to get a decent job (ie one that doesn't pay too badly, and we're not talking about what type of work we're involved in here) with that CS degree sitting on the CV
    Unfortunately CS also alienates you from jobs here in the UK. I don't know if you've lived in the UK all your life, so I'll say it - here the culture is more military and less meritocratic. Salary caps on young employess isn't unusual here. If you apply for an apprenticeship or technician job you'll get your CV binned because at the very least they'll assume you're canvassing, or at worst far too overqualified and desperate. In other words "this is not your station". In the United States writing on your CV that you're Head of Networks CCIE, then for 1 year worked at a gas station or as a secretary is no problem. In the UK they'll think you're a weirdo unless it's WWII or something. Therefore in the UK you have the added burden of having to get at least a technical computing role, which is simply unavailable right now. Otherwise you'll set your career on the wrong path, like the train that crashed at Potters bar. They call it 'retired at 21' syndrome. Unfortunately this is simply a fact of life of these times.

    Even in the United States there are so many highly skilled coders, etc. available that they're starting to write off people because they've been out of IT for 6 months. This is just another way to filter the CVs because they have so many, soon they'll also consider your astrological star signs and tarot cards but will still have 1,000 applicants per position. In a massive UK telecom company they've got 50 positions available and 17,000 applications. Not good.

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  85. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    There's a massive variance in University courses. My friend's business MSc is 2 lectures a week. My CS (aw fuck these American translations, it's actually a MEng) was 15 lectures a week in the 3rd and 4th year.

    Two years away isn't too bad, you'll probably come out just as the US economy is on the edge of going up. Unfortunately big companies take about a year after that to raise their hiring freeze, so then you'll get something 6 months after that when the Oxbridge people have cleared. These statistics don't lie. If you want to know about the UK economy (objectively, not some Merrill Lynch analyst talking crap) then uhhhhh I dunno. Maybe that's why those city people can bullshit everyone.

    Glasgow University has strong links with some large companies, and a lot of graduates do get some half-decent work at these firms (BT is the big one they're friendly with. IBM and Motorola are friendly too (which reminds me, in addition to the languages I mentioned earlier, we're also learning assembly for the MC6808 microcontroller)).
    BT is in deep trouble, hopefully within 1 year they'll be better. From their perspective this will be a good time to grab the best talent.

    I thought that I wanted to work in City, then when I had a second round in Lehman I saw the company behind the scenes. I saw the glamour of city life was all just a crock of shit. All that IT there does is bitch about Unix saying "When is Microsoft gonna make their OS scalable?" There was only *1* employee there doing R and D in reconfigurable GUIs (using XML from a server and translating it into parameters for a GridBagLayout in Java UI). They don't care about the technology, they just want point and click so that they can go snuff some coke or something. Now these people are probably out in the street, good, let's see how long they can live in their Porsche Carrera.

    Don't undersell yourself, those companies worship us together with Altera and Xylinx, but the position of these companies is far from omnipotent right now. They'll see your CV and say, "Yes, we'll interview you just as a formality. Now the number of positions we have open is -200. Ummmmm, ahhhh I'm sorry I've got to sack some people and then I'll call you back after 2 years."

    I'm studying my degree mostly to feed my interest in computing. I'm not battling through exams just to get a CS degree in the vain hope of getting a high paid job.
    Good, but a high paid job would be *nice*.
    Many people, unfortunately do take computing because of the promise of money. This is probably why of the 500 first year CS students that I was one of, there are now only around 230 in 2nd year. That'll probably be around 140 that get into 3rd year, and somewhere in the region of 80-100 that progress into 4th year. That means that ~80% of the people who tried it just couldn't cope. And that doesn't take into account the number of people that actually do pass the honours exams.
    Same dropout rate as us. Sounds like you've been interested in this stuff since you were 8 years old. People like us are best at cutting it, although in the fourth year you will realise the futility of exams that only test complex knowledge like comparing quantitatively the scalability of RIP and EIGRP, both in bandwidth and router CPU usage terms with formulae.
    Its a competitive field, at university as well as in the "real world"
    With one crucial difference - University exams are set by professors who know what they're doing (more or less ;-) ), in the real world some semi-literate recruitment agency staff or dumb ex-military hiring manager is looking at your CV. The only way to impress him is by talking about golf for an hour (this happened to my coursemate, seriously). At my last interview I was lucky and asked the line manager, "Soooo, what car do you have?" and then started talking about cars, and about how his Vectra is secretly better than any other car because of the engine faults in the early Vectras, Vauxhall had to drop their prices after repairing the problem => killer deal. Now the Mondeo is about 40% more expensive than the Vectra.

    Difficult times aren't crap, if you study about the world economic system (take a macroeconomics and politics module, just for a laugh) you'll see that the entire Banks system of gearing ratios leads to booms and busts. What does suck is the catch-22 of normal jobs are unavailable, and if you take a lower job your career ends up on the wrong track for the rest of your life.

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  86. Re:It's a buyers market right now ... AGREED by Beliskner · · Score: 2
    Two members of staff said to me within a week or two of starting that I was confident enough with the customers that I'd do well there, and I'd like to think I could pull that off in an interview situation, though the two situations really are worlds apart.
    No they're not, you just need confidence and balls. Both being the same thing more or less. Just remember the interviewer isn't your Mother, sometimes you have to treat him like a bit of a geysa, sometimes with total respect if they're older (because chances are they'll have 4 impudent kids giving him crap all day so he'll want professionalism from you)
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