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Got Evil? Buy it Here!
Saint Aardvark writes "I just came across VillainSupply.com, and I'm sold. From Doomsday Devices to Robotic Tigers to Randroids, these guys have got it all. Don't forget the convenient, accessible self-destruct device!"
I give them two weeks until some humorless secret service agent sends a threatening letter to their ISP.
Alric.
To Elbereth...
Damn it, none of the links would work in the henchjobs section. That sucks. Just when I got used to entering my resume online to all this recruitment agencies.
I am a rocket scientist you know.
"I just can't sit while people are saying nonsense in a meeting without saying it's nonsense" J Watson, Sci Am 288:(4)51
www.findanddestroy.com used to be a store who sold such items as, "Shut That Bitch Up Duct Tape" and "Hide That Body Quick Broom Closets"
This compares with the 20th Century castles site, which also has this item that would make a good lair.
and which is a real item
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
I was hoping to order an Emporer Zurg action figure.
If you got a $100 bill, put your hands up...
Ok, maybe slashdot shoulf offer to lend people bandwidth if they link them. Seems like it only takes moments for a small page to go down.
the "convenient, accessible self-destruct device". But do they have the murder device with the "unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism"?
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
and my first thought was the next version of Windows was released
Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash prizes
This reallly got my hopes up, I was expecting like a spy gadget store. Then I get a disclaimer that says it's owned partly by nazis and the carts are offline because 'heros' blew up their base.
Is it April 1 again?
"Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
and / or home depot and wal mart.
sometimes target, but usually they have too many nice things, so thats where i buy my gifts for friends.
www.villainsupply.com is owned and operated by Global Domination LLC, a consortium of organizations devoted to the consolidation of global capital by a single cabal or individual. Member organizations include The Trilateral Commission, The Bilderberger Group, Alternative 3, The World Zionist Conspiracy, VilAnon, The International Union of Mad Scientists, Majestic-12, World Freemasonry, SMERSH/The Second Soviet, Switzerland, The Arctic Nazis, The Hellfire Club, Price/Waterhouse/Coopers, Sanrio, Archer/Daniels/Midland, Dr. DeSpayr, The U.S. Military-Industrial Complex, and Amway.
I think they forgot the The great and sinister VA "Software" keiretsu.
but do they have a psychotic arm for my former nazi scientist?
That convenient self-destruct device into their webserver.
Black and grey are both shades of white.
Perhaps a pre-recorded evil laughing device.
I find MUUUUAAAAHHAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHA! can be very taxing on the voicebox after a few hours.
"Evil laugh augmentation device. Pat Pend"
We're a sorry bunch, but for a site to get /.ed at roughly midnight on a Friday night is pretty sad!
I mean, I'm stuck at home running an animation rendering, so, um, I have an excuse. But what about the rest of you!
Come on, we all employ a doomsday device on a daily basis.
It's called The Slashdot Effect.
Boss: Ahh, the time is at hand. We have but a few minutes while the satellites are perfectly alinged with the moon to form our Death Ray. Alert our forces and the send the fire command!!
Henchman: Sir, we can't access the central server!
Boss: What has happened? Did a government spy infiltrate us and take our the control room?
Henchman: I don't think so sir...
Boss: Was our facility taken over by a crack military team that has cut power to the mainframe?
Henchman: Uhhh.. Not exactly
Boss: Did a team of elite crackers break in at the last minute and upload a virus?
Henchman: Closer...
Boss: Well what is it?
Henchman: It's the slashdot effect! All our communications have ground to a halt, our enviromental controls are turning our headquarters into an inferno and our satellites are going to crash into our island!
Boss: Arrghh!! Foiled Again! Escape to our nuclear submarine!
Henchman: Um sir.. remember a few months ago how you wanted us to installed Windows on the sub...
BOOM!!!
I stole this Sig
Somebody tripped the self-destructo on their website!
Whoops!!!
"A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an air force." -William Blum
But i want an Adrian Barbeaubot
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
that is stuff that matters
This one is nice too.
"Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
Where's the 'instant slashdotting'? That's the ultimate in evil. Oh wait, they got hit by it themselves...
using namespace slashdot;
troll::post();
The super-villian is not 100% evil, he's got the brains to make all these amazing world-destroying devices, powerful computers, wonderful transportation devices.
:-(
The 100% evil people are the ones who haven't quite got the brains. They make crappy computers, pathic transportation devices, not quite soul-destroying robots and then, and this is the evil bit, they persuade us to turn over our hard-earned cash and use them on ourselves
Mmmmmmm
What kind of an "evil supplies" store doesn't sell weather machines or germ warfare labs? You'd think they'd at least stock business hammocks.
Once I get it going, I'm going to GPL my efforts so all can have it! Just imagine: /. will contain nothing but Karma-bots and stupid Macintosh users who argue with them.
And this is different from the present in what way?
What really gets me is that he paid less for the place than a typical house where I live, in Silicon Valley.
I love the humour there. I think it must have been make by Brits, as some of the pictures are
from 70s brit sci-fi that americans probably
wouldn't get. Did you spot, Kerr Avon, Zoltan and
the federation guard uniform from Blakes seven and
the Giant robot from Doctor who?
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to thier heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done."
"Unnecessarily slow dripping mechanisms"? Bah!
Every serious Evil Overlord has long ago forsaken them in favour of things much more practical.
Plus, not only will your World Domination plans be more effective, they'll be cheaper too.
:)
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The top 4 most evil people they have listed:
Read Bujold. Free (as in
In a related link, check out Evil People... Supplying you with all your Evil connections.
:P
He uses a lot of Flash and Shockwave too... I guess people who say Flash is the devil are right!
"PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
Zod knew that his rightful place on this planet Houston (known to some as "Earth"), was to be ruler. Zod eventually made his way back to Superman's Crystal Palace and was able to restore his own super powers. And now that Superman is in a wheelchair (which Zod swears he had NOTHING to do with), there is no longer anyone on this planet left to oppose him.
So Zod is now assuming his position as your rightful leader.
You have two choices:
1. Take his hand and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.
2. Perish for your defiance.
The choice is obvious. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. Truth. Justice. Zod.
http://www.generalzod.net/
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A pet store where you can buy some frickin' sharks with lasers on their forehead. Or at least some ill tempered bass with the lasers. Or a clone 1/8th your size.
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
Those silly gooses! There the ones that we (Gay/Lesbian world domiation & SM club) bought our HomoRay8000a from. It's your standard MindRay6000 with a 12 inch purple control rod crystal inplace of the standard 5 inch. Once that cute guy (the one with the yumy blue eyes) gets done hooking it up, and we finish testing it (on him) we'll be able to make every man in the world "change teams".
Yes, every police man (clad only in leather jock strap, gun belt, and motorcyle boots) will give and recive head at all traffic stops. Football will be played as it was ment, nude. The Marine Corp. will be filled with screaming bottoms, oh right, it already is.
Of couse it would happen so much faster if the Jews would sell us their mind control satalite network. Of all the nerve! they won't sell it out right, they want us to lease it form them.
"You can see I know very little about pimp policy." George McGovern.
Saint Aardvark writes "I just came across VillainSupply.com, and I'm sold.
Robotic Tiger pricetag: $1.2 billion, batteries not included.
You're sold? *scratches head*
Bill, you're not welcome on slashdot. We don't even like your operating system.
Shoo.
Blearf. Blearf, I say.
Nope for me it's the people with ideology who are evil... manipulating bastards, they claim 'trying to make the world better by doing stuff' but really they're just fscking with us and keeping anyone from doing good stuff by taxing our time and resources.
Destroying for the fun of it is a minor hobby that is easily countered by societal pressure or just plain ol' time... ideology seems to survive much longer than it is valid.
A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
They REFUSED to give me a refund on a defective doomsday device!!!!!
I think I know the friend in question. B-)
Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
I see they have antimatter at $450,000,000.00 per liter. Such a deal! And only 12 liters could destroy the entire planet!
Maybe I can afford a microliter or so and use it to power a really powerful potato gun?
Every time I make an order, they say they're out of stock. Apparently some guy in Redmond, WA has cleared out their stock!
Insert simplistic political, ideological, or personal proselytization here.
"****requires two specially-trained gay German technicians"
:)
Any poke at Sigfried and Roy gets 5 stars in my book
It shot down Objectivism, but Ayn Rand's major goal of it was that "altruism robs a man's soul" and "if you want something, take it". So yes, I believe it is a good thing to not have 'psychopaths' living for themselves, despising the concept of helping others and just running around taking what is 'theirs'.
Just my opinion.
You mustn't forget The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.
Things like number 50: My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
- grunby
Nope for me it's the people with ideology who are evil...
Indeed, that's the basis for my ideology. I firmly believe that all those people who firmly believe that certain people should be killed should be killed.
Anyway, #3 on the list (BG) also has an ideology: the pursuit of more money is the highest good.
You misunderstand and misrepresent Rand's philosophy. You are welcome to to chose to despise what it actually is. But it is a mistake to believe a lie about it, then despise what you believe it to be.
"Altruism robs a man's soul" is an accurate description of part of it. But she goes on to describe in excruciating detail exactly HOW altruism robs a man's (or woman's) soul, reducing them to poverty and misery. You may not agree with her. But her analysis had the Soviet Union pegged dead-on, and described the form of its eventual collapse when it was still in its infancy. It also accurately described the "cycle of poverty" and "political correctness" when the socialist experiments of the west were just beginning.
On the other hand, claiming she advocated "If you want something, take it" is a flat-out lie. What she actually advocated is "If you want something that belongs to someone else, you may NOT just take it. To get it you must get him to trade it to you voluntarily, without using force, lies, or threats."
So yes, I believe it is a good thing to not have 'psychopaths' living for themselves, despising the concept of helping others and just running around taking what is 'theirs'.
I, on the other hand, believe it is good to have them:
making things of value,
advertising them honestly,
selling them to interested buyers,
honoring contracts, and
settling disputes through arbratation or the legal system
and bad to have them:
robbing,
killing,
raping,
bashing all who "dis" them, and
doing anything else that gives them a moment of satisfaction.
.
Rand's philosoply gives them a believable argument that the former will make them happier.
Since the defining characteristic of a psychopath is that he IS totally selfish, don't you think a philosophy that tells him "a smart selfish person will be honest and hard working because it will make him happy" is a desirable thing?
. . . .
And as I expected, my previous post was moderated down. Does anyone honestly believe that occurred because it really didn't rate, and not because some leftists will use moderator points to bash any posting that calls attention to left-wing political bias or propaganda?
Let's see how this posting does. B-)
Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
Ok, you buy neat toys there, but where are you going to go for practical advice when you want to enslave the world? Captain Electro is sharing his wizdom at The Electro Archive"
Anarchists never rule
You just solved one of the biggest mysteries od our time.
I always look at windows, wonder "Why would they move where something goes, Why does half the self seem contradictory and not make sense?, Why would they change what something is called, when everybody knows it by the old name?"
Its because Ayn Rand is there specifications writer!
Also interisting, when we live in a world where windows are for looking at, not out.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on