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Got Evil? Buy it Here!

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the things-you-can't-find-in-fry's dept.

Saint Aardvark writes "I just came across VillainSupply.com, and I'm sold. From Doomsday Devices to Robotic Tigers to Randroids, these guys have got it all. Don't forget the convenient, accessible self-destruct device!"

216 comments

  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fist Prost

    Oh yeah

    1. Re:fp by ihave+the+slaslhdot, · · Score: -1

      Yes I have the FP also! ha HAAHA! Thanks for your!
      im not for the EVils although. Im the popeof the vatcan. and the evisl is bad. so that it I will not to speak it!

      --
      I'm where I say something at end of the lineComentes? :):):) I'm try learn the english ok to be the f
  2. early post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    This early post for Trollaxor's cock!

    1. Re:early post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yeah but my FP still beat it by two minutes.
      So ha

    2. Re:early post by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

      Yeah, you just go beat trollaxor's cock for two minutes. Just DON'T FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT!

      --

      --
      Mamma look!

  3. W00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Second Post

  4. dr. evil? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

    ARMORED LUXURY CRUISE SHIP W/ STEALTH TECHNOLOGY

    Price: Starts at US$3,700,000,000.

    yeah, i smell a new austin powers moving coming out...

    --
    Runnin' On Empty .... I'm Still Alive
    1. Re:dr. evil? by ReverendRyan · · Score: 1

      so can i pay in pepsi points?

    2. Re:dr. evil? by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this villian gear store could get me a death ray like the one the Martians have on the dark side of the moon? http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm I could take out all the communications satellites, and silence CNN! Mwah ha ha ha ha!

      --
      The Uncoveror: It's the real news.
  5. definitely too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    third post!!
    Suck it baby yeah!!!!!!!
    So where do you guys get these mod points anyways? suck a dick? whose? CmdrTaco's already gettin nobbed so i guess its roblimo?

  6. no offense.... by XO · · Score: 0, Troll

    but this has to be the most worthless story i've seen on slashdot in months....

    --
    "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    1. Re:no offense.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't been looking closely enough. This may be a local minimum, but you've got to look at the big picture. I'd suggest setting your preferences to, "collapse all sections." You'll really find a lot of stinkers that are ten times worse that way!

      Brought to you by the fine people at Folgers Crystal Meth Labs

  7. My secret is out! by money_shot · · Score: 1, Funny

    Damn! Now there will be villianous competition.

    1. Re:My secret is out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      villainous torvalds?

  8. two weeks by Alric · · Score: 5, Funny

    I give them two weeks until some humorless secret service agent sends a threatening letter to their ISP.

    Alric.
    To Elbereth...

    1. Re:two weeks by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Yeah but didn't BBSpot report that Microsoft had bought Evil Power(tm) from Satan? If so, isn't this trademark infringement?

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    2. Re:two weeks by Pi3.142 · · Score: -1

      The world can only exist in a single way. 2) Chaos. Herein, chance plays a function [to varying degrees] in every event, from the subatomic to the universal. In this universe, free will may be free (though its easy to debate). Now, Chaos has subclasses: 2a) Many-Worlds. This is based off the quantum mechanical theory that there are countless parallel universes, branching from each other at every event as a junction. In this multiverse, there are countless universes that represent every possible configuration of the universe. In such a universe, it is possible that the PreCogs sense the state the future will take in the current universe, then the PreCrime agents prevent that future, pushing the universe into a parallel path. In other words, both futures exist, but PreCrime enables the police to choose a more desireable option. 2b) SingleWorld. This is a varation on the above: there is a single universe, but it has a predictable future state given all the current information. However, PreCogs sense that future state, and provide PreCrime with enough information to alter the configuration and result in a different future. In this world, PreCogs are not "seeing the future," but instead making incredibly accurate predictions based on the current configuration. There are more, but I'm just making the point that its more complex than you're suggesting... "Blizzard didn't invent the word, its a real religion." You're a little mistaken, as there are _several_ schools of thought: 1) Destiny. Herein, the universe unfolds in a deterministic way that is entirely based on the original configuration of the universe including it's laws. In this universe, free will is illusory:

    3. Re:two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true, welcome to the US, land of freedom !

  9. Wow by notext · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I can't believe this was posted. Must be REALLY slow.

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understood these comments. Do you not have a brain? Look at how many stories have been posted today and decide for yourself.

  10. henchjobs by Zugok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn it, none of the links would work in the henchjobs section. That sucks. Just when I got used to entering my resume online to all this recruitment agencies.

    I am a rocket scientist you know.

    --
    "I just can't sit while people are saying nonsense in a meeting without saying it's nonsense" J Watson, Sci Am 288:(4)51
    1. Re:henchjobs by ihave+the+slaslhdot, · · Score: -1

      I am for the rocket studys also. Im have the learn for the missle that is for coontents(?) :):)
      I have the points of the rockets bombs for my study :):):)

      --
      I'm where I say something at end of the lineComentes? :):):) I'm try learn the english ok to be the f
  11. Another great... by SquireCD · · Score: 3, Funny

    www.findanddestroy.com used to be a store who sold such items as, "Shut That Bitch Up Duct Tape" and "Hide That Body Quick Broom Closets"

  12. Evil Realtor by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Informative
    They also own Evil Realtor.com

    This compares with the 20th Century castles site, which also has this item that would make a good lair.

    and which is a real item

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Evil Realtor by js7a · · Score: 1
      I wonder:

      Any relation to Blackmire Industries? (Try the on-line security minion web chat feature!!!)

    2. Re:Evil Realtor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's funny is, there are million (as in one million and two million) dollar homes in the area I live in, and they're just plain homes that might look nice. Nowhere near as cool as this one though. =)

    3. Re:Evil Realtor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure your "neighbors" would appreciate it if you would move your "vintage motor coach" out of their cul de sac.

    4. Re:Evil Realtor by boomer_rehfield · · Score: 1

      uhh...anyone else thinking "LAN PARTY!!!" ?

      --
      Carpe Canem - Seize the Dog
  13. Where's the children's section? by GeorgeTheNorge · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was hoping to order an Emporer Zurg action figure.

    --
    If you got a $100 bill, put your hands up...
  14. damn slashdotting by MrSloth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, maybe slashdot shoulf offer to lend people bandwidth if they link them. Seems like it only takes moments for a small page to go down.

    1. Re:damn slashdotting by on+by · · Score: -1

      ZDNet have some additional info about it here.

    2. Re:damn slashdotting by Pi3.142 · · Score: -1

      You're a little mistaken, as there are _several_ schools of thought: 1) Destiny. Herein, the universe unfolds in a deterministic way that is entirely based on the original configuration of the universe including it's laws. In this universe, free will is illusory: the world can only exist in a single way. 2) Chaos. Herein, chance plays a function [to varying degrees] in every event, from the subatomic to the universal. In this universe, free will may be free (though its easy to debate). Now, Chaos has subclasses: 2a) Many-Worlds. This is based off the quantum mechanical theory that there are countless parallel universes, branching from each other at every event as a junction. In this multiverse, there are countless universes that represent every possible configuration of the universe. In such a universe, it is possible that the PreCogs sense the state the future will take in the current universe, then the PreCrime agents prevent that future, pushing the universe into a parallel path. In other words, both futures exist, but PreCrime enables the police to choose a more desireable option. 2b) SingleWorld. This is a varation on the above: there is a single universe, but it has a predictable future state given all the current information. However, PreCogs sense that future state, and provide PreCrime with enough information to alter the configuration and result in a different future. In this world, PreCogs are not "seeing the future," but instead making incredibly accurate predictions based on the current configuration. There are more, but I'm just making the point that its more complex than you're suggesting... "Blizzard didn't invent the word, its a real religion."

    3. Re:damn slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...

      Eww?

  15. Ok, they've got by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    the "convenient, accessible self-destruct device". But do they have the murder device with the "unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism"?

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    1. Re:Ok, they've got by 56ker · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean the big sharp blade that slowly moves down? The one where the evil genius says something along the lines of "I have you now - and in five minutes time the rope will burn through releasing the swinging blade which will cut you in half. I'd love to stay and watch - but unfortunately me and my henchmen have to go and watch the football! :o)"

      --


      Video Game cheats, hints a
    2. Re:Ok, they've got by 56ker+Fucker · · Score: 0

      Holly fucking shit, this is actually funny.

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    3. Re:Ok, they've got by Uart · · Score: 4, Funny

      And all I wanted was some sharks with friggin' lasers....

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      Opinionated Law Student Strikes Again!
    4. Re:Ok, they've got by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I didn't know the Italian PM was into S&M....

  16. but I thought.... by skydude_20 · · Score: 3, Funny

    and my first thought was the next version of Windows was released

    --
    Jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable cash prizes
    1. Re:but I thought.... by on+by · · Score: -1

      ZDNet has a story about the next version of windows today. Check it out.

    2. Re:but I thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ewww...pictures of your honeymoon...gross! Which are you: the dick, or the shithead?

    3. Re:but I thought.... by wheany · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't know that...

  17. Argh! by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reallly got my hopes up, I was expecting like a spy gadget store. Then I get a disclaimer that says it's owned partly by nazis and the carts are offline because 'heros' blew up their base.

    Is it April 1 again?

    --
    "Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
    1. Re:Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, this is quite simple really. See the foot? Means 'funny'. Fucking laugh, asshat.

    2. Re:Argh! by thoughtcrime · · Score: 1

      *asshat*? i'm not even sure what that means, but it's damn funny!

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      Duty now for the future!
    3. Re:Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a total asshat doesn't know what asshat means ;)

      -An entierly different Anonymous Coward

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    1. Re:random bullshit by Gunsmithy · · Score: 1

      Yet another reason why we should remove warning labels from all products, and let idiocy solve itself.

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      Kids these days. They don't know the difference between classic, and just plain old.
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      2-to-be freshman at Auburn, began a summer job on the Plains three weeks ago. He took a week off last week to participate in the Alabama/Mississippi All-Star Classic.

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  20. Uh... by Gunsmithy · · Score: 1

    Where's the "convenient self destruct button" at?

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    Kids these days. They don't know the difference between classic, and just plain old.
    1. Re:Uh... by Semi-Psychic+Nathan · · Score: 1

      Isn't is obvious?

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      I have nothing to allude to, and I am alluding to it.
    2. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  21. i just use frys... by spike666 · · Score: 2

    and / or home depot and wal mart.

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  22. Read the article on news.com by on+by · · Score: -1

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  23. Advertising Ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    1. Re:Advertising Ploy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    2. Re:Advertising Ploy by getter_85 · · Score: 1

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    3. Re:Advertising Ploy by Linus+Turdballs · · Score: 0

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  24. ...From the Footer by $carab · · Score: 5, Funny

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    1. Re:...From the Footer by Fez · · Score: 1

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    2. Re:...From the Footer by MulluskO · · Score: 2

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      Too busy staying alive... ~ R.A.
    3. Re:...From the Footer by dmarcov · · Score: 2

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    4. Re:...From the Footer by mlh1996 · · Score: 1
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      Lack of creativity is no excuse for not having a .sig
    5. Re:...From the Footer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      In Soviet Russia, Jesus asks: "What Would You Do?"
    7. Re:...From the Footer by dmarcov · · Score: 1

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    Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
  27. more ASDF dripping off my cock onto your back by mobydill · · Score: -1

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  28. randroids by ethereal · · Score: 1

    Those are the slashbots that are always carrying on about how the world should work like Ayn Rand said it should, right? :)

    Not to say that I didn't like The Fountainhead; I'm just not sure if I want to live my life in a similar vein, or live amongst people who are doing so.

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    Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    1. Re:randroids by colinrday · · Score: 1

      I believe that the website was factually incorrect in claiming that Rand was a megalomaniac. I did not find the comment amusing myself, but I will not attempt to regulate humor sites

    2. Re:randroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that you are yet another Objectivist freak.

  29. Evil? - Book Two: Number Sixty Nine by null+name · · Score: 0, Troll

    A man interrupts a priest who is saying mass in a private chapel and ejaculates into the chalice. He then has a prostitute frig the priest into the chalice. Subsequently he forces the priest to drink from the chalice.

  30. They may have a doomsday device... by salmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    but do they have a psychotic arm for my former nazi scientist?

  31. Evil? by newerbob · · Score: -1, Troll
    The "convenient, accessible self-destruct device". But do they have the murder device with the "unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism"? Damn! Now there will be villianous competition.

    I give them two weeks until some humorless secret service agent sends a threatening letter to their ISP. Damn it, none of the links would work in the henchjobs section. That sucks. Just when I got used to entering my resume online to all this recruitment agencies and my first thought was the next version of Windows was released.

    www.villainsupply.com is owned and operated by Global Domination LLC, a consortium of organizations devoted to the consolidation of global capital by a single cabal or individual. Member organizations include The Trilateral Commission, The Bilderberger Group, Alternative 3, The World Zionist Conspiracy, VilAnon, The International Union of Mad Scientists, Majestic-12, World Freemasonry, SMERSH/The Second Soviet, Switzerland, The Arctic Nazis, The Hellfire Club, Price/Waterhouse/Coopers, Sanrio, Archer/Daniels/Midland, Dr. DeSpayr, The U.S. Military-Industrial Complex, and Amway.

    But this has to be the most worthless story i've seen on slashdot in months.... I can't believe this was posted. Must be REALLY slow. Ok, maybe slashdot shoulf offer to lend people bandwidth if they link them. Seems like it only takes moments for a small page to go down. This reallly got my hopes up, I was expecting like a spy gadget store.

    Then I get a disclaimer that says it's owned partly by nazis and the carts are offline because 'heros' blew up their base. By Amazon.com for sure. They're the only working links to their sight. Clever.

    How much did they pay Slashdot for this? Unless you can plug an I/O interface directly to my brain, you are not going to beat the keyboard for computer access. 100+ keys in approximately 1 1/2 foot distance of a keyboard fairly well as evidenced by it.

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    1. Re:Evil? by newerbob · · Score: 1
      The amount of the position they generalize to shuffle around is not progress, people! I'm still waiting for a good interface, you have to further enhance the things NOT 'human centric'.

      The video card, in little effort. If you can manage the Command Line Interface. Even though I know about interfacing with the keyboard that make us more adaptable or if you can think of expression you are going to a waste of Gid awful personal web pages on the "unnecessarily slow dipping Damn!

      Now there a threatening letter to be able to the video card, in is minimal. Though I don't think about, the henchjobs section. That sucks.

      Just when I need intuitive, I don't see one of expression you get a self-configuring, decentralized wireless network... He points to the "unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism"?

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    2. Re:Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You can say that again, buster!

    3. Re:Evil? by JPriest · · Score: 0, Troll

      Is it just me or did you just pretty much copy and paste random comments from above?

      --
      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    4. Re:Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      It's just you

      I did not cut and past random comments--I had a Perl Script (karmawhore.pl) do it.

    5. Re:Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      it's a programming challenge. We're trying to write programs that will get a Karma of 50 within 24 hours with no human intervention. I'm trying out different algorithms for "Markov Chain" generation.

      It's mostly length + number of hyperlinks == Karma.

    6. Re:Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You should have put some links in then you fool.

    7. Re:Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered google. Pick some words from the title or the story, pop them in google, post the links with some fluff about how these are the best sites for further research.

      I'll take 10% of the karma as my payment for this idea.

    8. Re:Evil? by newerbob · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Once I get it going, I'm going to GPL my efforts so all can have it!

      Just imagine: /. will contain nothing but Karma-bots and stupid Macintosh users who argue with them.

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    9. Re:Evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      ... stupid Macintosh users ...

      Your spellchecker is having problems with the word 'trollbot', I suggest you upgrade to MS Office XP.

    10. Re:Evil? by qqtortqq · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once I get it going, I'm going to GPL my efforts so all can have it! Just imagine: /. will contain nothing but Karma-bots and stupid Macintosh users who argue with them.

      And this is different from the present in what way?

  32. here's a related article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ZDnet did an article on these devices recently, you can find it here

  33. It looks like they built... by loucura! · · Score: 3, Funny

    That convenient self-destruct device into their webserver.

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    Black and grey are both shades of white.
  34. Needs Something... by muzzmac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps a pre-recorded evil laughing device.

    I find MUUUUAAAAHHAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHA! can be very taxing on the voicebox after a few hours.

    "Evil laugh augmentation device. Pat Pend"

    1. Re:Needs Something... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      (* Perhaps a pre-recorded evil laughing device. I find MUUUUAAAAHHAAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHA! can be very taxing on the voicebox after a few hours. *)

      So *thats* why my boss's voice is always horse. Figured it out finally.

      --
      Table-ized A.I.
    2. Re:Needs Something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its from all the head he give me

  35. convenient, accessible self-destruct device by gripdamage · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the convenient, accessible self-destruct device!"

    What for their server? Why is that good?

    1. Re:convenient, accessible self-destruct device by s10god · · Score: 0

      When you run NT you don't need one!

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  36. /. effect - on Friday night?!?! by tomdarch · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're a sorry bunch, but for a site to get /.ed at roughly midnight on a Friday night is pretty sad! I mean, I'm stuck at home running an animation rendering, so, um, I have an excuse. But what about the rest of you!

    1. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My escort stood me up tonight! I should have bought some friends with my valinux IPO money.

      - Average Slashdot guy

    2. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "We're a sorry bunch, but for a site to get /.ed at roughly midnight on a Friday night is pretty sad!

      I mean, I'm stuck at home running an animation rendering, so, um, I have an excuse. But what about the rest of you!"

      This time there is an excuse ... it is only a short time until the next matches in World Cup Football / Soccer start so many people could be up reading slashdot until the game starts.

    3. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im a looser :)

    4. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by spiro_killglance · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey its saturday morning were I am. Been out to
      a club, got pissed, got pissed off by a mate
      snogging the girl i was chatting up. Dancing the
      manic disco dance of the extremely angry. Walked
      to the top of the hill and back, at home cooling
      off reading slashdot. And they say programmers have no life.

      Which reminds me, they need another section on there site, terminal over-reaction revenage devices.

      Al Corpone baseball bat. $50

      Magick Evil Explode a minion hand gesture, in
      case any ask a good question. $10,000,000

      Miniture Zarug battle fleet*. One thousand years
      old each ship the 1.5cm in length. Currently
      enaged in a holy war, the the Verhug captain that
      back what he said about is mother. $5,000,000.

      *garanatee void if used near small dogs.

    5. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by satanami69 · · Score: 1

      I'm at work.

      --
      I really hate Dan Patrick.
    6. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, it's not friday night everywhere, wanker.

    7. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by the_olo · · Score: 1

      > I mean, I'm stuck at home running an animation
      > rendering, so, um, I have an excuse. But what
      > about the rest of you!

      The excuse for the rest of us is that we are in different time zones.

    8. Re:/. effect - on Friday night?!?! by PaulBellini · · Score: 1

      I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. (You heard me!)

  37. convenient, accessible self-destruct device by DemiKnute · · Score: 1

    I think some slashdotter found their "convenient, accessible self-destruct device". Or maybe we all did.

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  38. The ultimate villain: a slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ultimate villain: a slashdotting

  39. Mississippi Ghostse by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

    A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
    lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
    audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
    ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
    believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
    a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
    ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.

    "That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
    students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
    further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
    One student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
    years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
    claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
    up here and tell us about your experience."

    The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
    begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
    says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
    ghostse."

    The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
    thought yuh said "goatse."

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    Mamma look!

  40. A Real Doomsday Device by borgasm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on, we all employ a doomsday device on a daily basis.

    It's called The Slashdot Effect.

  41. OMG!! by teaserX · · Score: 1

    > "...until his own mother's vagina comes to devour him with sticky pointy teeth."

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG!!!

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  42. Scenario? by quantaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boss: Ahh, the time is at hand. We have but a few minutes while the satellites are perfectly alinged with the moon to form our Death Ray. Alert our forces and the send the fire command!!

    Henchman: Sir, we can't access the central server!

    Boss: What has happened? Did a government spy infiltrate us and take our the control room?

    Henchman: I don't think so sir...

    Boss: Was our facility taken over by a crack military team that has cut power to the mainframe?

    Henchman: Uhhh.. Not exactly

    Boss: Did a team of elite crackers break in at the last minute and upload a virus?

    Henchman: Closer...

    Boss: Well what is it?

    Henchman: It's the slashdot effect! All our communications have ground to a halt, our enviromental controls are turning our headquarters into an inferno and our satellites are going to crash into our island!

    Boss: Arrghh!! Foiled Again! Escape to our nuclear submarine!

    Henchman: Um sir.. remember a few months ago how you wanted us to installed Windows on the sub...

    BOOM!!!

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    I stole this Sig
    1. Re:Scenario? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Henchman: Um sir.. remember a few months ago how you wanted us to installed Windows on the sub...

      BOOM!!!"

      Would that be the operating system to control the sub's computer systems or the transparent sides used for viewing the ocean that would implode at sufficient depth?

      I guess either way it does not matter ...

    2. Re:Scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I nominate this post as "the most pointless Microsoft bashing karma whoring post ever"

    3. Re:Scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has to be the transparent sides; to get the full effect of the BSOD.

  43. Damn! by nochops · · Score: 2

    Somebody tripped the self-destructo on their website!

    Whoops!!!

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    "A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an air force." -William Blum
  44. sounds good by zephc · · Score: 3, Funny

    But i want an Adrian Barbeaubot

    --
    "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    1. Re:sounds good by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I think the real question here is once the Adrian Barbeaubots take over, will the robot tigers have to live in zoos?

      --
      Everything will be taken away from you.
    2. Re:sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm rather partial to Marilyn Monrobot myself.

  45. I wonder what I could buy... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 0

    For ONE...MILLION...DOLLARS!

    Maybe some mittens, its frickin feezing in here...

  46. by the way, kuro5hin raised over 30,000 dollars by turm5ric · · Score: 2, Informative

    that is stuff that matters

  47. another site - gunsforkids.com by simetra · · Score: 2, Funny

    This one is nice too.

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    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  48. Ultimate Evil by JanusFury · · Score: 2

    Where's the 'instant slashdotting'? That's the ultimate in evil. Oh wait, they got hit by it themselves...

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    troll::post();
    1. Re:Ultimate Evil by Oily+Tuna · · Score: 1

      Where's the 'instant slashdotting'?

      The nearly-instant-slashdotting device can be found here. Just enter the URL and press [Submit]

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      Mmmmmmm ... sushi.
  49. Not truly evil. by Oily+Tuna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The super-villian is not 100% evil, he's got the brains to make all these amazing world-destroying devices, powerful computers, wonderful transportation devices.

    The 100% evil people are the ones who haven't quite got the brains. They make crappy computers, pathic transportation devices, not quite soul-destroying robots and then, and this is the evil bit, they persuade us to turn over our hard-earned cash and use them on ourselves :-(

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    1. Re:Not truly evil. by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Gosh you're witty. I mean, wow. Look at all that wit in one place.

    2. Re:Not truly evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not witty, it's insightful. Neeaahhh!

    3. Re:Not truly evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, something seems wrong with the inventor of the segway being evil incarnate.

  50. their funny affiliate link by 56ker · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nobody seems to have mentioned their "in association with evil amazon.com" button! Clearly these are evil villains with a sense of humour!

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    Video Game cheats, hints a
    1. Re:their funny affiliate link by 56ker+Fucker · · Score: 0

      I am sure you have a point somewhere in there, but I just can't seem to find it.

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  51. It's funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the topic it's posted under and consider the time it was posted.

    You can set stories under this topic not to appear if they bother you so much, asshole.

  52. Pfft! by dkoyanagi · · Score: 2

    What kind of an "evil supplies" store doesn't sell weather machines or germ warfare labs? You'd think they'd at least stock business hammocks.

    1. Re:Pfft! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      (* What kind of an "evil supplies" store doesn't sell weather machines or germ warfare labs? You'd think they'd at least stock business hammocks. *)

      They are sold out. A dude named "Osama" bought them all.

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    2. Re:Pfft! by BlueFall · · Score: 1

      For those of you who missed it, this refers to the Simpsons, 3F23, "You Only Move Twice". SNPP has the episode capsule.

    3. Re:Pfft! by fo0bar · · Score: 1
      They are sold out. A dude named "Osama" bought them all.

      You missed the point; it's a Simpsons reference (and possibly the best episode ever!)

      "Don't call me [boss]. I don't like things that elevate me above the other people. Oh, sure, I come in later in the day, I get paid a lot more and I take longer vacations, but I don't like the word 'boss'."

      Hank: "Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or France?"
      Homer: "France."
      Hank: "Nobody ever says Italy."

      "Stop him! He's supposed to die!"

      Hank: "If you need anything, you call me."
      Homer: "Allright. What's your number?"
      Hank: "I've never had to call my own company. Someone will tell you upstairs. But Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot."

    4. Re:Pfft! by drsquare · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sad bastard.

    5. Re:Pfft! by Hank+Scorpio · · Score: 1

      I agree! We at Globex Corp. have never been, and never will be a customer of such a third-rate villany "store."

      -Hank

  53. scr3w yu0!!!1 by Anal+Cocks · · Score: -1

    You are "teh sux0r."
    I am "teh rox0r."
    You can "sux0r ont0 my rox0ring cox0r!!!!1"
    Thank you. Er, "yu0." Excuse me.

    --

    Hey, kid... wanna touch my "kernel patch"?

    -- Alan Cox

  54. Funding...... by invisik · · Score: 0

    How do you get funding for something like that anyway? I mean, that's some serious inventory they're sitting on.

    It's probably secretly owned by Bill Gates. He's 1. Got enough money to do it, and 2. Evil!

    -m

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    http://www.invisik.com
  55. A real lair by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A friend of mine, after cashing out of his startup, acquired a secret R&D lab in a remote farming village in Switzerland. The place is equipped with reinforced concrete walls, a bomb shelter, a freight elevator, an overhead crane, a private power substation, and a server farm. Plus there's a mansion-sized house with an indoor swimming pool.

    What really gets me is that he paid less for the place than a typical house where I live, in Silicon Valley.

    1. Re:A real lair by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Hadn't you heard? Only a stupid cow lets themself be herded into the expensive crowded pasture.

      Move out. Let your net connectivity be a liberating force.

      Silicon Valley has made itself obsolete.

    2. Re:A real lair by RKloti · · Score: 2, Informative

      OT: Bomb shelters are actually quite common in Switzerland. In fact, building and zoning regulations require that there are enough bomb shelters, either public or private, to house a large section of the population.

      Largely a relic of the cold war, but could come in handy if there is ever some kind of major disaster, such as a damn burst (Grand Dixence, Switzerland's highest damn, is at 284 metres high the third tallest dam in the world and the tallest dam in Europe), nuclear meltdown/explosion (there are 6 operating nuclear reactors in Switzerland, 3 of them are PWRs, the other, newer ones are EWRs, there have never been any serious incidents, but it is good to be prepared... and the parliament just decided not to shut down the existing reactors, like Germany is planning to), avalanche or mudslide or a chemical plant explosion (chemicals, esp. pharmaceuticals are one of Switzerland's largest industries, even more so than banking).

  56. That sites priceless. by spiro_killglance · · Score: 3, Informative


    I love the humour there. I think it must have been make by Brits, as some of the pictures are
    from 70s brit sci-fi that americans probably
    wouldn't get. Did you spot, Kerr Avon, Zoltan and
    the federation guard uniform from Blakes seven and
    the Giant robot from Doctor who?

    1. Re:That sites priceless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spotted Sapphire and Steel. That programme scared me stupid when I was v.little.

    2. Re:That sites priceless. by dankjones · · Score: 1

      Giant robot is from Tom Baker's first episode. A militant scientist Political party tries to take over the world.

    3. Re:That sites priceless. by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      I spotted none of that, but I did spot Char's Zaku II from the old Japanese sci-fi anime TV show "Mobile Suit Gundam". So maybe these guys are just an international coalition of evil nerds.

      And yes, I unfortunately launched all adjectives for great confusion in that first sentence, but I couldn't figure out a better way to fit it all in.

    4. Re:That sites priceless. by tb3 · · Score: 2

      It's definitely british. Under Heavy Arms, they've got an SPV!

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    5. Re:That sites priceless. by ProfKyne · · Score: 1
      Welcome to Darwin!
      Sat Jun 22 12:00:44 EDT 2002
      localhost:~$ whois -h whois.networksolutions.com villainsupply.com
      The Data in the VeriSign Registrar WHOIS database is provided by VeriSign for
      information purposes only, and to assist persons in obtaining information about... <snipped />

      Registrant:
      Even (IJHWTTTOBD)
      10200 De Soto Ave., #309
      Chatsworth, CA 91311
      US

      Domain Name: VILLAINSUPPLY.COM

      Administrative Contact:
      Even (ULLAFXEZGO) kunochan@hotmail.com
      Even
      10200 De Soto Ave., #309
      Chatsworth, CA 91311
      US
      8188822528
      Technical Contact:
      DomainMaster, Your OneStop (WCTFBFQJTI)
      domainmaster@onestop.net
      onestop.net
      3463 State St. Suite 270
      Santa Barbara, CA 93105
      US
      805 560 6675

      Record expires on 21-Jan-2003.
      Record created on 21-Jan-2002.
      Database last updated on 22-Jun-2002 11:53:56 EDT.

      Domain servers in listed order:

      NS1.ONESTOP.NET 65.200.23.250
      NS2.ONESTOP.NET 216.131.85.57

      localhost:~$
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  57. It is essentially a by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Troll



    .....Palistian fundimentalist supermarket.

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  58. Where are the... by LtScheisskopf · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to thier heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done."

  59. Who does #2 work for? by SlashdotTroll · · Score: 1


    Don't make me pull rank, as I sit on the toilette...

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    I am the nightmare of nightmares.

  60. No, no, no! by gusnz · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Unnecessarily slow dripping mechanisms"? Bah!

    Every serious Evil Overlord has long ago forsaken them in favour of things much more practical.

    Plus, not only will your World Domination plans be more effective, they'll be cheaper too.

    :)

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    1. Re:No, no, no! by asobala · · Score: 3, Funny

      From eviloverlord.com:

      "My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks."

      My college has that one.

  61. oh gee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very Original

  62. Am I evil or not? by Fiver-rah · · Score: 5, Funny
    My favorite bit is AmIEvilOrNot.com (strangely not found at amievilornot.com).

    The top 4 most evil people they have listed:

    1. Adolf Hitler (69.4 % think he's pure evil)
    2. Osama Bin Laden (55.1 %)
    3. Bill Gates (51.5)
    4. John Ashcroft (45.6)
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    1. Re:Am I evil or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot one...

      Samuel Goldstein (110%)

      Note that we do not take any responsible for possible manipulations by oppressive imaginary goverments. By reading this, you are hereby indemnifying and defecating all your rights.

  63. S&N SOLAR LASER WEAPON by RomikQ · · Score: 0
    ??? The picture is not one of a laser! it's a solar power ray thingie that Scaramango had on his little island. That's some false advertising right there!

    I'll take my nuke mail-orders elsewher, thank you!

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  64. Evil People, rejoice... by taernim · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a related link, check out Evil People... Supplying you with all your Evil connections.

    He uses a lot of Flash and Shockwave too... I guess people who say Flash is the devil are right! :P

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    "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
  65. farking theifs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    yeah just came across... you stole it from FARK.COM... bastard

  66. Improved Evil Kit by Animats · · Score: 5, Funny
    Unlike Villain Supply, everything here can be ordered.
    • TKsolver. $399. The spreadsheet for crooked accountants. Allows you to change the totals and have the other numbers adjusted to fit.
    • DestroyIt 5009 CC High Capacity Shredder. $25,999. Gets rid of all those incriminating documents fast. Nixon, Ollie North, and Enron all got into trouble because of inadequate shredder capacity. Don't let this happen to you. Requires 80-amp outlet.
    • Offshore dummy company in Vanatu $1995. Escape taxes. Do secret arms deals. Pay bribes. Order online through "ultra-secure website" which uses regular HTTP.
    • Armored Mercedes-Benz 600 SEL $69,900. Level V armor. Laugh at wannabe hijackers with AK-47s.
    • Vault Door with time lock $7000. Standard bank equipment. Installation extra.
  67. The best one has to be... by samdu · · Score: 1

    The Robotic Ayn Rand: the Randroid. The disclaimers are hysterical.

    1. Re:The best one has to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the multi-level marketing scheme was the funniest. It almost had me in tears. If you have ever had a "friend" or acquaintence waste 2 hours of your life on an Amway presentation you know how funny this is.

  68. A S D F by This_Is_ASDF · · Score: -1, Troll

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    1. Re:A S D F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you trolls need to come up with some better trolling ideas

  69. Typo? by jeti · · Score: 1

    I think there's a typo. Actually it should read:
    Price/Waterhouse/Coopers/Sanrio/Archer/Dani els

    Never Smile.

  70. yup... by iONiUM · · Score: 1

    it's so delicously evil

  71. And don't miss General Zod's Web Site by mdubinko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zod knew that his rightful place on this planet Houston (known to some as "Earth"), was to be ruler. Zod eventually made his way back to Superman's Crystal Palace and was able to restore his own super powers. And now that Superman is in a wheelchair (which Zod swears he had NOTHING to do with), there is no longer anyone on this planet left to oppose him.

    So Zod is now assuming his position as your rightful leader.
    You have two choices:

    1. Take his hand and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.
    2. Perish for your defiance.

    The choice is obvious. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. Truth. Justice. Zod.

    http://www.generalzod.net/

    --
    --- Learn XForms today: http://xformsinstitute.com
  72. One Giant Amazon redirect? Creative... by medscaper · · Score: 1

    So, this thing is one giant redirect for amazon sales, huh?

    If only spammers would get this creative.

    Kudos to this guy. We need more like him.

    --
    Any sufficiently well-organized Government is indistinguishable from bullshit.
  73. Site is lacking... by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 2

    A pet store where you can buy some frickin' sharks with lasers on their forehead. Or at least some ill tempered bass with the lasers. Or a clone 1/8th your size.

    --
    "It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
    1. Re:Site is lacking... by N0Nick · · Score: 1

      Or a nice little white cat to hold in hands when plotting.

      --
      Bill Gates Has No Penis.
  74. Homo take over plans by type40 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those silly gooses! There the ones that we (Gay/Lesbian world domiation & SM club) bought our HomoRay8000a from. It's your standard MindRay6000 with a 12 inch purple control rod crystal inplace of the standard 5 inch. Once that cute guy (the one with the yumy blue eyes) gets done hooking it up, and we finish testing it (on him) we'll be able to make every man in the world "change teams".
    Yes, every police man (clad only in leather jock strap, gun belt, and motorcyle boots) will give and recive head at all traffic stops. Football will be played as it was ment, nude. The Marine Corp. will be filled with screaming bottoms, oh right, it already is.
    Of couse it would happen so much faster if the Jews would sell us their mind control satalite network. Of all the nerve! they won't sell it out right, they want us to lease it form them.

    --
    "You can see I know very little about pimp policy." George McGovern.
  75. Corrupt Bush Admin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Corrupt Bush administration? Ok then... if it's so corrupt how come all the democratic fucks backpedaled when it became clear that the admin had nothing to do with Enron?

    If you want corruption you need only look back 2 years to Bill Clinton's administration. Bill Clinton is a rapist and a perjurer, in other words he's a criminal.Fuck you. God damned democrats are nothing but shit.

    1. Re:Corrupt Bush Admin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      You republicans are just pissed because the democrats got blow jobs and you didn't. You were too worried about getting money from corporations.

  76. Doomsday device - already been bought by 00_NOP · · Score: 1

    The one real one in existence - GWB - has already been bought by MS and the oil companies.

  77. You Lose, Mr Bond. by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
    Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer. [Homer gives him a card]
    Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck.
    Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another one.
    Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
    Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond.
    [Odd Job and Jaws grab Bond and drag him out]
    Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose!
    Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world
    domination.

  78. The man just can't help himself by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2

    Saint Aardvark writes "I just came across VillainSupply.com, and I'm sold.

    Robotic Tiger pricetag: $1.2 billion, batteries not included.

    You're sold? *scratches head*

    Bill, you're not welcome on slashdot. We don't even like your operating system.

    Shoo.

    --
    Blearf. Blearf, I say.
  79. 1,2,4 aren't pure evil. by N0Nick · · Score: 1

    For me, a person with an ideology cannot be pure evil.
    Such people has targets for their missions, they're trying to make the world better by doing stuff.

    Pure evil is one who destroys for the fun of it, for the joy of control. Thus Hank Scropio is my pick. Also the party from 1984.

    --
    Bill Gates Has No Penis.
    1. Re:1,2,4 aren't pure evil. by foniksonik · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope for me it's the people with ideology who are evil... manipulating bastards, they claim 'trying to make the world better by doing stuff' but really they're just fscking with us and keeping anyone from doing good stuff by taxing our time and resources.

      Destroying for the fun of it is a minor hobby that is easily countered by societal pressure or just plain ol' time... ideology seems to survive much longer than it is valid.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
  80. HomeDespot.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Home Despot

  81. Where's Martha Stewart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If anyone's going to take over the world, It'll be her.

  82. Cool! 'POLAR ICE CAP DE-ICER' by MatrixLab · · Score: 1

    Flooding the world just got easier with the Polar Ice Cap De-Icer, new from the folks
    at Union Carbide of India LLC. Just place this 200' heating tower at either of the Earth's
    poles, and set it on "High." In days, the Dutch will be up to their sinsemilla in seawater.
    To save the Earth, just set it on "Cool" -- but don't leave it on too long,
    or the Earth's oceans will freeze solid!
    Price: US$12,999,999,999.49 (save $0.50!)
    http://www.villainsupply.com/superweapons.html

    1. Re:Cool! 'POLAR ICE CAP DE-ICER' by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Antarctica is a floating ice structure - melting it would not flood anywhere, as it presently is displacing more or less the same amount of water that it occupies...

    2. Re:Cool! 'POLAR ICE CAP DE-ICER' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the arctic. The antarctic is ice on top of land (except around the edges). The arctic is all floating

    3. Re:Cool! 'POLAR ICE CAP DE-ICER' by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Damn! No wonder my last attempt at World Domination® failed! Curses!

  83. catholic church by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

    see, if the roman catholic church wanted to REALLY get the dough, the could sell their goodness online. they are just not utilizing the new market place!

    QED

    --
    BSD is for people who love UNIX. Linux is for those who hate Microsoft.
  84. www.superweapons.com by digitalsushi · · Score: 1, Troll

    its cooler than www.superweapons.com, but at least mine isn't slashdotted :)

    --
    slashdot: where everyone yells sarcastic metaphors to themselves to understand the issue
    1. Re:www.superweapons.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm glad whoever marked you a troll decided to go to the site before modding

  85. Don't worry by AX.25 · · Score: 1

    We are all safe from evil. The shopping cart is off-line. GW has once again made the world safe from evil doers...

    --
    What is pirate software? Software for inventory of stolen treasure?
  86. Accepted payment methods - Swiss bank account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny to see a Swiss bank account as accepted payment method *LOL*

    My tip for villains out there: Your money is better hidden when invested in a herd of camels in Nigeria, some healthy slaves, a fine harem, terror organizations, diamond mines, spammers in Taiwan, US sex sites, casinos in Las Vegas, a bureau of scrupulous US lawyers, famous sport teams, Argentinian officials, a couple of paypal accounts, russian vodka, chinese comunist party leaders, Britney Spears posters or Hollywood studios to mention a few. Another fine investment: invest 1/100th of your e(vil)-wealth in a dotcom-startup (important: needs to be still breathing), tell them they can use it to party all the time and see the value of your 99/100th in put options grow exponentially ;-).

    In general: Your money goes well where the chaos and corruption is.
    Needless to say you should avoid doing villain business in Switzerland! That country is just too small and too well organized for evil business and hiding. That may be hard to digest for the Swiss banks, but that's the way it is nowadays.

  87. evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Tony SoprAno...

  88. Missing item by jahalme · · Score: 1

    Oh damn, they don't have any fully operational battle stations the size of a small moon in stock right now. Had there been any, I might've ordered one - maybe even two in case those pesky rebels start making trouble.

  89. BEWARE!! Customer Support is TERRIBLE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They REFUSED to give me a refund on a defective doomsday device!!!!!

  90. The former pump factory ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    I think I know the friend in question. B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  91. Deal on antimatter by davidc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I see they have antimatter at $450,000,000.00 per liter. Such a deal! And only 12 liters could destroy the entire planet!
    Maybe I can afford a microliter or so and use it to power a really powerful potato gun?

    1. Re:Deal on antimatter by killeroonie · · Score: 1

      It really is a fantastic deal! Especially since currently it cost about $62.5 trillion/gram. (source: http://www.firstscience.com/site/articles/antimatt er1.asp) I don't know what the density of anti-protons are, but for sake of argument say it's 1gm/ml, then one liter of antimatter (antiprotons) would cost $62.5 quadrillion bucks. Maybe it's a typo in the price? You could buy up all their inventory and resell it on eBay and then buy your own planet with the profits.

    2. Re:Deal on antimatter by vicviper · · Score: 1

      Buy your own planet? From whom would you make this purchase? :)

    3. Re:Deal on antimatter by belg4mit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh, Coulomb's law aside, protons are far denser
      than a gram per milliliter.

      The volume of a proton is roughly 2.7E-46 m3.
      A ml is 1cm3 or 1E-6 m3.

      So 5.95E15 mol protons / ml.

      1 ml of water is 1 gram, that's 1/18 of a mol H2O.

      1 gram of protons is 1 mol of protons.
      The Earth's mass is 6E27 g.
      1 billion liters, or about 500 swimming pools
      of protons.

      --
      Were that I say, pancakes?
  92. Out of stock! by sg3000 · · Score: 3, Funny
    For months, I've been trying to order the ROBOTIC AYN RAND (halfway down on the Misc Evil page):

    Need advice about your latest megalomaniacal scheme? If only you could ask history's greatest megalomaniac, "novelist" and "philosopher" Ayn Rand. Too bad she's dead. But wait! In 1963, a secret cabal of Objectivists intent on taking over the Student Union at MIT built the first robotic Ayn Rand, and now you can own a Randroid® based on their original design. Comes with stock phrases such as "Morality ends where the gun begins," "Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent," and "Nathaniel! Bring me another gin and tonic!"

    Price: US$50,000 includes software*
    *software tends to be rather buggy. For instance, your Randroid may oppose immigration, yet be an immigrant herself. She may oppose infidelity, yet cheat on her husband. She may espouse individuality, yet believe that only those who follow her are individuals. She may oppose the control of individuals by organizations, yet laud corporate power. These bugs can not be repaired.


    Every time I make an order, they say they're out of stock. Apparently some guy in Redmond, WA has cleared out their stock!
    --
    Insert simplistic political, ideological, or personal proselytization here.
    1. Re:Out of stock! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "ROBOTIC AYN RAND"
      You can tall the difference from ayn rand, how exactly?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  93. It was funny until ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    It's funny

    It was funny until I hit all the left-wing propaganda. (Notice that lampooning of domestic "villians" was limitied to businesmen, conservatives, libertarians, Republican political officials, and Objectivists.)

    A pity, too. Just about the only known way to get a true psychopath to reform is to introduce him to Objectivism - a philosophy that shows him what's in it for him to be good (or at least to be honest and avoid hitting first) and gives him an acceptable ruleset to live by. Lampooning Objectivists makes it harder to convince psychopaths to take it up.

    But I suppose doing some real evil helps them to live up to their billing.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:It was funny until ... by BreakWindows · · Score: 2

      It shot down Objectivism, but Ayn Rand's major goal of it was that "altruism robs a man's soul" and "if you want something, take it". So yes, I believe it is a good thing to not have 'psychopaths' living for themselves, despising the concept of helping others and just running around taking what is 'theirs'.

      Just my opinion.

  94. read the fine print about the robotic tigers by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

    "****requires two specially-trained gay German technicians"

    Any poke at Sigfried and Roy gets 5 stars in my book :)

    1. Re:read the fine print about the robotic tigers by speaker4thedead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, don't go around poking Sigfried and Roy... You don't know where they've been.

      --
      "My religion is to live --and die-- without regret." -- Milarepa
  95. I donated by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    The Amazon donation page is broken - my donation of ONE MEELION DOLLARS is not showing up, however I'm in the list to be an overseer! Dont worry - I'll have perks for fellow slashdotters.

    "Thank you for supporting the WORLD DOMINATION FUND. Your information has been added to our global database. Out of those who chose to donate to our cause, 10,000 will be randomly selected to serve as SLAVE OVERSEERS rather than as slaves once our cabal is victorious over the forces of "Good." Remember, the more you donate, the better your chances! And remember to visit www.villainsupply.com for all your villainy needs! -- Dr. DeSpayr, interim CFO, The Global Domination Consortium LLC"

    Kewl!

  96. who modded this crap up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this account has posted 3 comments to 3 stories, and they all say exactly the same thing. So thanks for modding up a troll.

  97. Ok, now that you're evil... by grunby · · Score: 3, Informative


    You mustn't forget The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.

    Things like number 50: My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

    - grunby

    1. Re:Ok, now that you're evil... by MrNemesis · · Score: 0

      "My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks."

      Didn't the aliens in Independence Day already try that one?
      It seems USB really is truly universal...

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  98. DEATH TO FANATICS!! by Xtifr · · Score: 2

    Nope for me it's the people with ideology who are evil...

    Indeed, that's the basis for my ideology. I firmly believe that all those people who firmly believe that certain people should be killed should be killed.

    Anyway, #3 on the list (BG) also has an ideology: the pursuit of more money is the highest good.

  99. You misunderstand and misrepresent Rand by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2
    Ayn Rand's major goal of it was that "altruism robs a man's soul" and "if you want something, take it".

    You misunderstand and misrepresent Rand's philosophy. You are welcome to to chose to despise what it actually is. But it is a mistake to believe a lie about it, then despise what you believe it to be.

    "Altruism robs a man's soul" is an accurate description of part of it. But she goes on to describe in excruciating detail exactly HOW altruism robs a man's (or woman's) soul, reducing them to poverty and misery. You may not agree with her. But her analysis had the Soviet Union pegged dead-on, and described the form of its eventual collapse when it was still in its infancy. It also accurately described the "cycle of poverty" and "political correctness" when the socialist experiments of the west were just beginning.

    On the other hand, claiming she advocated "If you want something, take it" is a flat-out lie. What she actually advocated is "If you want something that belongs to someone else, you may NOT just take it. To get it you must get him to trade it to you voluntarily, without using force, lies, or threats."

    So yes, I believe it is a good thing to not have 'psychopaths' living for themselves, despising the concept of helping others and just running around taking what is 'theirs'.

    I, on the other hand, believe it is good to have them:

    making things of value,

    advertising them honestly,

    selling them to interested buyers,

    honoring contracts, and

    settling disputes through arbratation or the legal system

    and bad to have them:

    robbing,

    killing,

    raping,

    bashing all who "dis" them, and

    doing anything else that gives them a moment of satisfaction.

    Rand's philosoply gives them a believable argument that the former will make them happier.

    Since the defining characteristic of a psychopath is that he IS totally selfish, don't you think a philosophy that tells him "a smart selfish person will be honest and hard working because it will make him happy" is a desirable thing?

    . . . . .

    And as I expected, my previous post was moderated down. Does anyone honestly believe that occurred because it really didn't rate, and not because some leftists will use moderator points to bash any posting that calls attention to left-wing political bias or propaganda?

    Let's see how this posting does. B-)

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    1. Re:You misunderstand and misrepresent Rand by BreakWindows · · Score: 2

      And as I expected, my previous post was moderated down. Does anyone honestly believe that occurred because it really didn't rate, and not because some leftists will use moderator points to bash any posting that calls attention to left-wing political bias or propaganda?

      You almost had a point until you cried conspiracy just because people disagree with you, especially since your original post was just screaming "left wing radicals" at a joke website and really had no merit and contributed nothing to the discussion. How is a rant about the damn leftists who run that website differant than the trolls complaining about "the Jews who run Hollywood", in a movie review? Very typical Ayn Rand fan ;)

      But, since you made an intelligent reply I respect your opinion, though I do disagree with a basic point of it. When dealing with a "psycho", it is not advisable to get them to continue on their same selfish path, with a financial goal. For years, the practice has been to get them to value more than just material and primal needs...convince them life has value, spirituality or religion or just seeing the big picture of life are more important, we're all gentle and unique snowflakes, blahblahblah.

      Say what you will about Objectivism, but it has never been the goal of any intelligent psychiatrist to promote the construction of maniacal tendencies into financial pursuits...it has always led to the complete opposite of Objectivism, where materialism and strictly work-related goals are supposed to consume, and more towards concentrating on figuring out who they are and what they want as an individual. Objectivism assumes everyone wants the same thing; that's the last thing you want to tell a guy at the end of his rope.

    2. Re:You misunderstand and misrepresent Rand by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2
      When dealing with a "psycho", it is not advisable to get them to continue on their same selfish path, with a financial goal.

      But the point of teaching Objectivism to psychopaths is not to get them to switch to financial goals. Many psychopaths already have financial goals. We call them things like "burglar", "mugger", "con-man", "white-collar criminal", and the like.

      The point is teaching them ENLIGHTENED self-interest. "Yes, that young lady you picked up in the bar would be fun for a night. But you have a nice wife who is fun, too, and she's about ready to leave you because you pick up girls like that. Would you rather have fun for one night with the girl from the bar, or have fun with your wife for years?" The same applies to crime-versus-job, lie-versus-truth, etc.

      Often it's a tough sell - psychopaths are not noted for impulse control. But once they learn that there's more in it for them by being solid citizens than by being crooks they can become some of the solidest citizens there are.

      For years, the practice has been to get them to value more than just material and primal needs...convince them life has value, spirituality or religion or just seeing the big picture of life are more important, we're all gentle and unique snowflakes, blahblahblah.

      And THAT doesn't work worth a damn. They look out for number one, and will ALWAYS look out for number one. The trick is to show them how it's good for number one to look out for numbers two-through-five-billion.

      Which do you think will be more successful at converting crooks into good citizens: A philosophy that requires them to first become unselfish, sacrificing themselves for the benefit of others? Or one that lets their selfishness motivate win-for-everybody "good" behavior?

      Say what you will about Objectivism, but it has never been the goal of any intelligent psychiatrist to promote the construction of maniacal tendencies into financial pursuits...

      Now you're back to the lie the left-wing told you about what constitutes Objectivism.

      But in fact there HAS been a project to teach Objectivism to convicts - in the Canadian prison system. It is one of the few things that actually works.

      A psychopath can become socialized if he learns a ruleset that lets him get along, and many of them learn such rulesets early and never do end up living a life of crime. But when you have one who has already learned some crime techniques that provide a short-term payoff for breaking one set of rules, it's a hard sell to convince him that following an even tighter set of rules will give him a bigger long-term payoff. But there are several ways that it does work.

      Religion has sometimes been successful to a limited extent. Some Christian variants have had occasional success. (But psychopaths in Christian countries are usually already familiar with it and are very good at faking a conversion in the hope of easier treatment.) Islam has been even more effective. (It comes with a strong support group and major social pressure to remain lawful.)

      But religions usually ask for self-sacrifice up front and promise payoff mainly after death. That's a long time for most psychopaths to wait. Objectivism promises a payoff here-and-now, by understandable means, and delivers well enough even in the short term that it can be easily checked. This probably explains its success.

      Objectivism assumes everyone wants the same thing; that's the last thing you want to tell a guy at the end of his rope.

      No, Objectivism assumes that everybody wants something, but different people want different things. It recognizes and encourages those differences, with its emphasis on the individual. It suggests that each individual attempt to advance himself and achieve his own personal goals, within the constraint of not harming others (except in legitimate self-defense). And it recognizes that the person with the best information and strongest incentive for deciding what's good or bad for a person is the person himself. So it rejects involuntary impositions even "for your own good".

      Now many of a typical person's motivations are financial. "I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is better." Prosperity may be a goal in itself. But even when it isn't, it provides resources to pursue other goals. Objectivism recognizes rights to private property, voluntary trade with no outside interference by disinterested parties, and pursuit of happiness. And it explicitly rejects both mysticism and placing the welfare of a group over that of its component individuals. So it's easy to misrepresent Objectivism as a purely financial philosophy - then once that's been put over, go on to claiming it's "success at any cost", "if you want it, take it", trash-the-environment, and so on.

      But in fact, "If you want it, take it." is actually characteristic of the left wing, and the biggest difference between it and Objectivism. "From each according to his abilities...", "If it feels good, do it!", "Liberation" as a synonym for theft, and "Property is Theft" are catchphraises of the left, whose core ideology includes self-gratification regardless of consequences and the denial of the right to property. Objectivism is more "If you own it keep it - until YOU decide to trade it for something you like better." and "Be sure you're right, then go ahead.". And it recognizes "Never start a fight. Always finish it." as a valid strategy.

      But I'm getting WAY deep into describing it, and since I'm NOT an Objectivist I'm not the one to do it.

      The point is that to reform a psychopath you must convince him that following some socially-acceptable set of rules is good for him. Objectivism is a socially-acceptable set of rules that promises (and delivers) a better life for those who follow it than for those who live a life of crime, and which is internally consistent, understandable, and testable. So letting a criminal psychopath learn it is an effective way to enable his reform.

      . . . .

      And as I expected, my previous post was moderated down. Does anyone honestly believe that occurred because it really didn't rate, and not because some leftists will use moderator points to bash any posting that calls attention to left-wing political bias or propaganda?

      You almost had a point until you cried conspiracy just because people disagree with you, especially since your original post was just screaming "left wing radicals" at a joke website and really had no merit and contributed nothing to the discussion.

      Actually, I didn't cry "conspiracy". I merely pointed out that some left-wingers are willing to moderate on the basis of ideology rather than discussion interest. The moderation system is supposed to bring attention to the active discussion points and winnow the redundant, flaming, or off-topic chatter.

      How is a rant about the damn leftists who run that website differant than the trolls complaining about "the Jews who run Hollywood", in a movie review?

      It's relevant because it was pointing out that the site's humor included jokes with a consistent political bias, and would thus be painfully un-funny to people of a different leaning, degrading their enjoyment of the site. (And also because the pokes at Rand might actually do some real harm, by undermining a rehabilitation program.)

      Minimally, people of a more conservative or libertarian bent would be forwarned. Ideally the site's operators would see the posting and (if that wasn't their intent), balance the site by including some left-wing "vilians" along with those based on the left-wing's enimies list.

      There are plenty to chose from. Most of the domestic acts of political terrorism in the last half-century or more have been perpetrated by the left wing, rather than the right. (I could go into cases, or reasons for the discrepancy. But this is already too long.)

      Being an "equal-opportunity lampooner" would remove the readers' "I'm being propagandized" thorn-in-the-brain, allowing people other than leftist politics to enjoy the site. Even the portions lampooning their own would become enjoyable, once they appeared to be only poking fun at individual misbehavior rather than striking blows in a serious political struggle.

      If the next "villian of the month" is, say:

      the Unibomber,

      an animal-rightist (disrupting medical research or [more in the site's style] trying to enslave the world by raising a generation of retarded children through protien deficiency),

      a save-the-earth type (maiming and killing working-class lumber workers with spiked trees while living in a redwood lair, or locking up a resource in don't-mine federal parks, while buying up the other sources outside the US to make a bundle),

      Gray Davis (the flip side of Enron's CEO, lining his campaign coffers for the next election in his climb to world domination by setting up the fake "deregulation", Graying-out California, soaking the citizens and non-energy businesses, and bankrupting PG&E),

      Any of several womanizing Democratic politicians (love 'em, leave 'em, maybe kill 'em if they become inconvenient, trash their reps if it comes to light or start a war to distract the press, with minnions in the Feminist movement sacking women's rights to defend their leader)

      or something along that line, I'll know they're in it for the fun rather than the politics.

      Meanwhile, my original post led directly to the conversation on Objectivism-to-reform-crooks and indirectly to propaganda-or-humor. Would you say that either is irrelevant chaff?

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    3. Re:You misunderstand and misrepresent Rand by geekoid · · Score: 2

      of course, she said nothing unique or new.

      Oh, and saing a government will collapse, is obvious, not insightfull. ALL government collapse sooner or latter. They way the USA was set up, may have made it the exception, however, since we now have less flexibility then ever, it too, will succomb. probably in our life time.

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  100. This shit never works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's always going to backfire in some humorous manner - usually the buyer falls into a deep canyon and disappears into a puff of dust.

    Just ask Wile E. Coyote.

  101. Re: WIndows on the sub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty scary that it's really happened.

    http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,3 81 91,00.html

  102. $399 for TKSolver?? Mine was FREE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This company is giving away copies of this software in a "banner-exchange program."

    Why pay $399??

    Go to the following page for details:
    http://www.uts.com/free_software.html

  103. Captain Electro might shop there... by canadian_right · · Score: 2

    Ok, you buy neat toys there, but where are you going to go for practical advice when you want to enslave the world? Captain Electro is sharing his wizdom at The Electro Archive"

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  104. sorry to reply twice, but. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    You just solved one of the biggest mysteries od our time.
    I always look at windows, wonder "Why would they move where something goes, Why does half the self seem contradictory and not make sense?, Why would they change what something is called, when everybody knows it by the old name?"
    Its because Ayn Rand is there specifications writer!

    Also interisting, when we live in a world where windows are for looking at, not out.

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  105. The Evil Empire by ccu3169 · · Score: 1

    Go to Google and type in: related:http://www.villainsupply.com Look at the last entry... Microsoft!