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Gamespy Installer Spreads Nimda

NSG writes "Yahoo News is running this story about the Nimda virus infecting some Gamespy Arcade 1.09 installers. Approximately 3,100 infected files were served in a seven hour period. What responsibility does Gamespy have to the users who downloaded the infected file?"

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  1. Get it in you! by Pr0n+K1ng · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First Post!

    If everyone would run Linux this wouldn't be a problem!

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    Oh well, back to dowloading pr0n...

    Pr0n K1ng

    1. Re:Get it in you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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    4. Re:Get it in you! by Pr0n+K1ng · · Score: -1

      I was frist psoting while you were still sucking at your fathers teat.

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    5. Re:Get it in you! by Brownie+the+AssClown · · Score: -1

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    7. Re:Get it in you! by Cryptopotamus · · Score: -1

      Hey, congrats on the FP+1,informative. I kneel at your feet.

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    8. Re:Get it in you! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You're right. If everybody ran Linux, there'd be no need for GameSpy. Brilliant!

    9. Re:Get it in you! by FreshPondPhil · · Score: -1

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    10. Re:Get it in you! by on+by · · Score: -1

      why, thank you kind sir! good day to you! jolly good old chap!

    11. Re:Get it in you! by panic911 · · Score: 1

      thats not necessarily true

  2. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  3. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First Post.

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  4. This is an industry problem, not just gamespy. by User+956 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Viruses in gamespy software? The computer industry in general has demonstrated that the concept of ethics no longer applies when there is money at stake. Read the average EULA: you have to surrender fundamental rights, such as fair use. Worse than that, the developers generally absolve themselves of any responsibility or liability whatsoever -- they won't even guarantee that the software that you have just bought will do what they claim it does! What we're seeing is the culmination of an unfortunate trend. The creators of a piece of software for as long as they control it have a monopoly -- anyone committed to using their product is pretty much at their mercy. And that means money -- lots of money.

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    1. Re:This is an industry problem, not just gamespy. by crandall · · Score: 1

      I wonder though... since it's a one EXE file, would the file not infect your system before you are forced to accept the EULA? An interesting point. Still, how do you prove that a specific file infected your system? Difficult at best.

    2. Re:This is an industry problem, not just gamespy. by some2 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Even a clause that says they are not liable does not exclude them from liability.

      Here's an article on software liability clauses and theories on lawsuits regarding software liability. The key to success in a lawsuit is as follows:
      Negligence: The company has a duty to take reasonable measures to make the product safe (no personal injuries or property damage), or no more unsafe than a reasonable customer would expect (skis are unsafe, but skiers understand the risk and want to buy skis anyway.) Under the right circumstances, a company can non-negligently leave a product in a dangerous condition.
      The users of the software would assume that this software would be free from viruses. This company, by both not securing its networked systems from known viruses, and by not verifying that it's software was not virus-infected prior to release, acted negligently.

      Now the question is -- would the reward of attempting lengthy litigation over a relatively small loss be worthwhile? Unfortunately, it's not all too often as such. To my knowledge, as of yet, data loss due to negligence (not resulting in death, destruction of people or property, etc) has not provided for large damages. I'm sure as judges and congress members become more technically savvy, we will see more resonable laws and judgements relating to software liability. Until then, good luck.
    3. Re:This is an industry problem, not just gamespy. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "...they won't even guarantee that the software that you have just bought will do what they claim it does!" Let me ask you something: Would you guarantee (as in back up with money) that an app you wrote would run without crashing on Windows? Or would you rather license it so that when the Windows computer crashes, your bank account doesn't go with it? Think very carefully before you respond.

    4. Re:This is an industry problem, not just gamespy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand what he means. A real world analogy would be a guy selling you a brand new car, but not guaranteeing it will even run, but making sign a contract first that says its not his fault if the thing dies before you get off the lot.

    5. Re:This is an industry problem, not just gamespy. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      ..and you don't understand what I'm saying. It's like a guy selling you a brand new car, but not guaranteeing it will even run because the roads randomly develop sink-holes.

      You CANT guarantee a program if you can't guarantee the machine it's running on. As for this whole 'GameSpy' business: It's sad that they didnt' virus sniff the stuff on their site. That was stupid of them. However, to be fair, the real criminal here is the guy who wrote the Nimda virus in the first place. Microsoft made it easy for him to do it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying GameSpy is absolved of all responsibility, I just don't think all the negativity should be focused directly on them.

    6. Re:This is an industry problem, not just gamespy. by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      No, it's not really the Nimda worm. It's a new game: Virus hide and seek. Fun! Fun!

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  5. Re:Get it in you - Go Brazil Go by Pi3.142 · · Score: -1

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  6. Hahah by blackula · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't use Gamespy, use The All Seeing Eye for all your online gaming needs. It is 100x better. Trust me.

    1. Re:Hahah by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      If they can goof like this, then it's probably only a matter of time before a few hundred thousand CD's are shipped with infected clients.

      Better hope that one of those 3000 odd downloads wasn't someone grabbing it to stick on their magazines coverdisk...

    2. Re:Hahah by shepd · · Score: 2, Informative

      >Better hope that one of those 3000 odd downloads wasn't someone grabbing it to stick on their magazines coverdisk...

      Speaking of magazines and viruses, I think you'll find it interesting that the first virus ever widely spread on Macs happened to be a veiled advertisement for a computer magazine itself, proving the truth is, in fact, stranger than fiction.

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    3. Re:Hahah by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      hehehe I can't remember which coverdisk it was (Amiga User International?) but back when the Saddam virus was wreaking havoc, one of the mags "kindly" gave away the virus on a coverdisk. The only program that could nuke it required two disk drives and I only had (and it wouldn't work from ram). Lost a third of my disk collection to that bastard.

    4. Re:Hahah by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      agreed.. i'm against all forms of SpyWare... GameSpy could be spyware, it's not like you could say they are hiding it with the title gameSPY.

    5. Re:Hahah by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      Nah. Use xqf :-)

  7. Who downloads it anyway? by crandall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, seriously, who downloads this anyway? I make a habit of not trusting any software that has to scan your entire harddrive in order to 'find' games.

    If a game doesn't have an ingame browser, then I stick to direct connect, or single player. I shouldn't have to run external programs to play games online.

    Still, I think the bad press alone will be Gamespy's punishment on this one. I've seen this news crop up everywhere in the past day or two, and chances are, anyone who reads any kind of net news knows as well.

    1. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by yomahz · · Score: 5, Informative


      If a game doesn't have an ingame browser, then I stick to direct connect, or single player. I shouldn't have to run external programs to play games online.


      Most in game browsers are really half assed and lame as hell.


      I make a habit of not trusting any software that has to scan your entire harddrive in order to 'find' games.


      Well, if you don't have the source to a program, you don't have any idea what it's doing anyways. At least it's telling you. You can always cancel it you know...

      One thing I do have to say is that gamespy "Arcade" is really lame compared to Gamespy "3D"... Arcade just seems like a spam filled piece of crap..

      --
      "A mind is a terrible thing to taste."
    2. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      It doesn't really have anything to do with what type of program it is....even single player games would be affected. it's simply an infectable executable that was run.

      > I shouldn't have to run external programs to play games online.

      So you won't run the wolfenstein demo? Or even the full install from the CD? If you would, then you could theoritically get a virus (no, not starting any rumors here). You do understand that you're limiting yourself to games that run solely from the browser and even then, there's no guarantee that you won't get malware.

    3. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Most in game browsers are really half assed and lame as hell.
      Agreed, but compared to Gamespy Arcade (An UI that doesn't seem too nice, and ocassional crashiness) I'll pick them any day. =)

      And I don't need to pay extra to get the improved functionality...

    4. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is why you will always be a newbie.

    5. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by aDc_73 · · Score: 1

      I've used it a couple of times to play Halo across the internet and probably will keep using it when MS releases their subscription service (since it's free :-)

    6. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by DooBall · · Score: 1

      But with out GameSpy, you would have never been able to play and find some certain online games. =\

    7. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      Read more carefully. He's saying that he shouldn't have to run a 3rd party's program to play a game (ie, he trusts the game's manufacturer to write a decent multiplayer environment, but not something like gamespy)

    8. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by Evro · · Score: 1

      I've been using Gamespy 3D for about 2 years and have never even been prompted to pay for it. The gamespy UI is about 1000 times better than anything in any game (Q3, CS, RTCW are the games I've played and GS3D is better than all of them). If you're trying to play a multiplayer game with other people (i.e. your clanmates) and trying to find a server, the in-game browser is nearly useless. Gamespy allows you to find a server (though the ping function in Gamespy has never given accurate results).

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    9. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone said up above. Use the All-Seeing Eye. The GUI is simple and non-flashy compared to the horrible beast that is gamespy.

    10. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      Most in game browsers are really half assed and lame as hell.
      The exception to this is the in-game browser in Half-Life, which has all the functionality of Arcade (most notably SmartSpy style query limiting) without any of the crap.

      Unless I'm mistaken, Quake 3 and offspring also have this.

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    11. Re:Who downloads it anyway? by Kosi · · Score: 1

      >> I shouldn't have to run external programs to play games online.

      >So you won't run the wolfenstein demo ? Or even the
      > full install from the CD?

      I think he meant that there should be no extra piece of software like GameSpy to play an game in the net. The game should bring everything it needs with when installing it on my machine.

  8. Taco spreads his cavern-like anus by Brownie+the+AssClown · · Score: -1

    He wants you to 'install' your penis in there. If you are a little boy, Katz will want to check your anus for viruses and parasites with his meat probe.

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  9. None, I'm guessing... by Shade,+The · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Legally anyway. I haven't looked at the EULA for Gamespy (haven't downloaded it, actually), but I'm betting some large odds it'll have some clause in it saying they're not responsible even if it destroys your computer, sets fire to your home, and heralds the End of the World.

    Whether this will stand up in court would be interesting to see, though. And the precedent it would set would be very wide ranging.

    1. Re:None, I'm guessing... by yomahz · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Legally anyway. I haven't looked at the EULA for Gamespy (haven't downloaded it, actually), but I'm betting some large odds it'll have some clause in it saying they're not responsible even if it destroys your computer, sets fire to your home, and heralds the End of the World.


      You mean like this one and this one, and this one, and every other EULA I've ever read?

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      "A mind is a terrible thing to taste."
    2. Re:None, I'm guessing... by Kizzle · · Score: 1

      Almost every program out there says in the EULA that they are not responsible for any damages.

    3. Re:None, I'm guessing... by Shade,+The · · Score: 2

      Yep! :)

      That's what I mean. All (or practically all) EULA's have that clause. Hence the large odds, which I'll clarify as being 1 million to 1 against it not having such a no-liability section.

    4. Re:None, I'm guessing... by Felinoid · · Score: 2

      The open source liccenses only permit you to use and redistrobute the code.

      So if in writing code for open source program you accadentally write a virus and infect yourself it's not going to reflect on the orginal author.

      As for non-commertal code.. with the lawsute madness in the 1980's of every jerk with a lawer suing every hobby sysop they could I'd think they'd sue the programmers of public domain programs that mistakenly carried viruses if the lawer didn't blow the whole idea off as silly.

      All non-commertal software has a default protection. Just as you can not sue the berror of a gift if the gift is defective.

      That part of the GPL that states the code comes with no warrenty etc is becouse not all GPLed code is noncommertal. ID software could be sued for defects in the GPLed Quake code if it weren't for that.

      Mostly thow that clause is redundent.
      "You may not sue me for your own suiside"
      Of course people do sue for the suiside of children due to games music what ever. Eventually somebody will sue becouse his kid was working on a GPLed program.

      Anywho.. It's redundent but probablly nessisary under the situation

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  10. Liability? Read their TOS. by User+956 · · Score: 4, Informative

    They're legally immune. From the GameSpy Website:

    To the fullest extent permitted by applicable laws, GameSpy and its employees, agents, suppliers, and contractors shall in no event be liable for any claims, charges, demands, damages, liabilities, losses, and expenses of whatever nature and howsoever arising, including without limitation any compensatory, incidental, direct, indirect, special, punitive, or consequential damages, loss of use, loss of data, loss caused by a computer or electronic virus, loss of income or profit, loss of or damage to property, claims of third parties, or other losses of any kind or character, even if GameSpy has been advised of the possibility of such damages or losses, arising out of or in connection with the use of this Web Site, software, or any Web Site with which it is linked. You assume total responsibility for establishing such procedures for data back up and virus checking as you consider necessary.

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    1. Re:Liability? Read their TOS. by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not necessarily. Just because a company states that it isn't liable for anything doesn't mean it is. Several rights cannot be forfeited in contracts. If they could, companies could make people indentured servants instead of foreclosing on them. The EULA is designed to make a user think he or she has no rights, not to actually take them all away (although it does take away some rights).

    2. Re:Liability? Read their TOS. by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      People need to quite taking that kind of stuff literally. That statement from GameSpy is merely their fantasy of how they want things to be. It is not a legal document.

      If that document were legal, then the author of Nimda itself could make the same claim, and be off the hook.

      They trafficked in malware. It was probably accidental, not deliberate. But they still did it, and it they are partly responsible for what happens as a result, just as anyone else who spreads a virus is.

      There are some people who, systematically, do not ever spread viruses. And there are some who do spread them. There is a difference between the two groups, and it's not just luck or fate. It's responsibility vs negligence and recklessness. It's voluntary -- a person gets to choose which of those two groups he is in. And because of that, spreading viruses is not excusable.

      With all that said, I don't think it's practical to really punish them. But it is justifiable to do it.

      HYBTT?
      Hah! I think I see something!
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    3. Re:Liability? Read their TOS. by wzzrd · · Score: 0

      The Anglo-Saxon "Unlawful Act" should be enough ground to found a suit in against GameSpy. I really really doubt if they can be immune in this case.

      Usually, when I read about some mean USA law-suit with an enormous amount of $$$ involved, I like to think it's insane. But in this single case they would have really earnt it. Sue them.

      (Off topic: we Dutchmen have a somewhat broader idea of the "Unlawful Act". Pitty though that we can't sue for insane amounts of dough ;) )

    4. Re:Liability? Read their TOS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One could argue that the TOS/EULA covers the software itself, and not the virus.

    5. Re:Liability? Read their TOS. by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      #include

      That's not even an EULA. It's just this little document they hope you'll read, which they call the "Terms of Service". Supposedly, by using the site, you agree to abide by the TOS, but since you've already used the site (you had to hit one of their pages to see the link to the TOS, and viewing the TOS also constitutes use of the site), their TOS isn't worth the pixels it's displayed on, since you can't agree to a contract before you've even read it! And that's assuming the TOS is valid at all, which is highly questionable.

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    6. Re:Liability? Read their TOS. by Vulture_ · · Score: 1

      So, I can post a little Terms of Service link on the bottom of my Web site that says that, by viewing this site, you acknowledge and agree that I may gun you down in broad daylight in the middle of Times Square for any reason? And expect to get away with it? I think not!

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  11. Suck it down, ACs. by Brownie+the+AssClown · · Score: -1

    Rotten bitches. CLITs up, ACs down! Word to your muthas! Daayam!!!11!1!

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    1. Re:Monotony Report 02/06/27 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very nice report, on by! But you should round those real numbers. Two digits after the decimal point should be sufficient.

    2. Re:Monotony Report 02/06/27 by on+by · · Score: -1

      You are probably correct, but I'm lazy - Delphi uses 15 digits by default, i'd have to use a different and horrible function otherwise....and it probably helps get past the lameness filter too, coz it didn't initially (i've fixed that now tho)

  13. Damn. by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

    I finally bought a nice new PC for gaming instead of my trusty (yet older) mac, and am told I might have Nimda? I have Gamespy Arcade 1.09 installed! I feel like I've just been burned by unprotected sex.

    And like an STD I think Gamespy does have a responsibility to alert all their users to the potential infection.

    1. Re:Damn. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "I feel like I've just been burned by unprotected sex."

      Here's a tip: Mineral oil doesn't evaporate as fast as hand-lotion. Hopefully now you won't burn yourself again. :D

  14. They copied Microsoft by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe GameSpy is doing this. It's sooo passé. Microsoft already did this. Next time GameSpy wants to get infected, it should be original and choose a different virus, maybe W32.Klez.E or even a McAfee homebrew bug, instead of just copying MS because it's an industry leader. Me, I prefer my KaZaA virus, because it has its own EULA.

    1. Re:They copied Microsoft by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Wants to get infected?

      Nice conspiracy theory you've got there, now you can provide some proof. Homebrew bug? I'd like to see some proof on that too. The McAfee virus was real, but the complaints about how the announcement was worded somehow turns into "manufactured virus" into the ears of the credulous anti-industry types.

      No one needs to keep creating viruses to sell product, there are simply way too many kiddies willing to do the dirty work themselves and for free. Next we'll be hearing how IIS web defacements are fake and run by the people at Apache to get people to switch to their server.

    2. Re:They copied Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      earth to zuki...earth to zuki...that was a joke

    3. Re:They copied Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is some funny shite..!!

  15. 3100 infected files downloaded. by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

    According to this link at news.com Executive Mark Surfas said the virus infected one of their download servers for two hours on Tuesday and five hours Wednesday night, while they were performing routine service.

    Surfas said a total of 3,100 infected files were served, and the company is in the process of notifying everyone who got an infected file and pointing them to free antivirus tools that will disinfect their systems.


    Not cool...

    --
    Does it go on forever?
    1. Re:3100 infected files downloaded. by GutBomb · · Score: 2

      how the hell do you inform everyone? most people who sign up for gamespy give a bogus or a spam trap email that will never be checked. How the hell are they gonna notify all of them?

  16. Linux is Dead by pwpbot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So whatever happened to Linux At tech expo open source software is hard to find By John W SchoenMSNBC NEW YORK June 26 Just a few years ago one of the hottest topics at this annual confluence of PC hardware and software makers was the socalled open source alternative to Microsofts industrydominant Windows operating system Soon open source proponents argued PC users would be liberated from the burden of paying for software The Linux operating system and other open source alternatives written by devoted bands of volunteer programmers would be available to anyone for the cost of a download But today Windows is still running on the vast majority of PCs So what happened LINUX HASNT gone away But after attracting widespread attention and generating several moonshot initial public offerings during the tech boom purveyors of Linux software and support have fallen back to earth along with their stocks Earlier this month Red Hat which sells about half of all Linux software reported a loss of 43 million on an 8 percent drop in revenues in the latest quarter as corporate customers continued to squeeze every penny of their computer budgets Ironically those tight budgets have helped fuel adoption of Linux by managers of large corporate technology departments Created by Finish college student Linus Torvalds and continually updated and improved by a loose confederation of programmers who arent paid for their work Linux is available without the steep licensing fees that come with commercially produced software Companies like Red Hat sell upgraded versions and provide technical support but dont charge licensing fees Those continuing upgrades have begun to generate increased interest from costconscious technology managers A recent survey of 800 companies in North America and Western Europe found that some 40 percent said they were either using or testing Linux according to the research firm IDC With some 27 percent of the market Linux is now the second most popular operating system for servers supplanting the decadesold operating system UNIX Microsoft holds the top spot MSNBC is a MicrosoftNBC joint venture Numbers like those have caught the attention of computer hardware makers Last year as the personal computer slogged through the worst sales crash in its history Linux server sales jumped by more than 50 percent to 400 million with IBM leading the pack Linux used to be just a bunch of geeks trying to change the industry said Elizabeth Phillips a HewlettPackard spokesperson Now Linux is becoming more mainstream every day Linux is also shining brightly on the radar screens of software makers like Oracle which is heavily marketing the latest version of its highend corporate enterprise software which generates mainframelike horsepower using clusters of relatively cheap servers running Linux LINUX BOOT CAMP But Linux has hardly made a dent in the desktop and home user markets At PC conventions like this one Microsofts Windows operating system still rules with some 94 percent of the operating system market for desktops and laptop PCs according to IDC Despite its growing popularity among computer professionals its still not completely user friendly Its for geeks said Faber Fedor a New Jerseybased consultant who helps small businesses upgrade to Linux Near the end of a long hallway in the basement of the Jacob Javits Center at a wellattended conference called Linux Boot Camp Fedor walked a roomful of developers and IT managers through the basics and not so basics of converting to the Linux world Until recently interacting with Linux was almost entirely textdriven much like Windows precursor DOS So converting meant learning an arcane vocabulary of computerese to give the PC even the simplest commands But Linux software is getting better and now more closely mimics the Windows world that the vast majority of PC users are accustomed to A Linuxbased opensource email program called Evolution looks pretty much like a standard Windows desktop OpenOffices provide most key features offered by Microsoft Office including a word processor spreadsheet and mail program Fedor says these alternatives offer more than a familiar look and feel We dont get viruses he said Last year viruses cost the business world billions but every one of those was on Windows WOOING THE HOME USER But adopters of Linux still face hurdles living in a Microsoft world High on the list of headaches is incompatibilities with files created with Microsoft products like Word Small software makers like Lindows are trying to help desktop users bridge that divide Still Linux evangelists like Fedor say that as long as new PCs come preloaded with Windows the open source community faces an uphill battle spreading Linux beyond corporate IT departments into the home Linux partisans point to some small victories WalMart recently began selling a house brand PC at rock bottom prices available with Linux for the thriftiest PC buyersThat thrift among home PC buyers though has further hampered the spread of Linux to home desktops Its another reason software developers like Dave Potter of Fountainville Pa prefer writing programs for corporate users He says he doesnt see much point writing Linux applications for individual PC buyers Home users are cheap he said At 4995 youre going to have to sell a whole lot of copies to make it in the market And as Linux proponents continue to try to enlist desktop PC users Microsoft is busy reinventing that desktop With sales of new PCs in their worst slump in decades Microsoft is hoping to reboot Windows sales by leading the charge toward the Tablet PC a sort of PDA on steroids With new technology to recognize and manipulate handwriting and speech Microsoft and its hardware and software partners are hoping to usher in a whole new platform by giving users all the capabilities of ink according to Microsoft Group Vice President Jeff Raikes Microsoft and the rest of the PC industry are hedging their bets by designing several variations of the device from a standalone tablet about the size of a standard piece of paper to a laptop with a display that flips around and folds flat with the screen facing outward The goal is to replace rather than augment existing PCs according to Leland Rockoff a director of Microsofts table PC project We see this as a primary PC he said Theyre not appliances theyre not companions theyre not secondary But Rockoff says the companys strategy with regard to open source software will be the same as it is with Windows XP

    -pwpbot

  17. What Responsibility Does GameSpy Have? by ematic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Answer: None

    Have you ever read that LONG agreement before you install software? It clearly states this phrase:

    NO WARRENTIES EXPRESSED or IMPLIED

    --

    idm owns me
    1. Re:What Responsibility Does GameSpy Have? by RebelTycoon · · Score: 1

      But isn't the virus installed before the agreement is displayed?

      Wouldn't they be liable then?

    2. Re:What Responsibility Does GameSpy Have? by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1
      Good point, but they may have displayed some agreement before letting people download it (as many sites do now a days).

      But you're right, you can't agree to the setup licence without first having ran part of the program, by which time, you've already accepted it (ie: you've ran the program).

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    3. Re:What Responsibility Does GameSpy Have? by tempmpi · · Score: 2

      You can't accept something you couldn't have seen before you accepted it. If click-through agreements are legally binding, they must be displayed to be binding.

      --
      Jan
    4. Re:What Responsibility Does GameSpy Have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, if memory serves, some states limit just how much they can disclaim so in some states you may have additional legal rights. IANAL, however, so I don't know what states or what rights you might have. Perhaps a lawyer here could tell us? There's usually one or two hanging hereabouts...

    5. Re:What Responsibility Does GameSpy Have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it doesnt matter that they say no implied warranty. They cannot disclaim certain implied warranties... just because the company tries to limit it's liability by saying "we are not liable" doesnt necessarially mean a thing. For a disclaimer to be effective it must be prominantly displayed, and set off from the body of the agreement. Even so, if that is done, courts dont like disclaimers.

      However, here's the bigger question. what kind of damages are you going to get anyway? Supposing that you can sue, what would you recover? Contracts cases dont allow for punitive damages, so you might get restitituion for costs outlayed to fix the problem. But that's about it. It wouldnt be cost effective to sue, since any damages you would get would be outweighed by legal expenses.

  18. Not Worried by sevensharpnine · · Score: 1

    I really doubt this will be a serious problem. I'm sure Gamespy will offer a patch for a small monthly fee. Or better yet, maybe if you subscribe to their eXtreme 3d++ platinum gamers edition fileservers for a few bucks maybe they'll sell you someone elses virus scanner demo with no long-term value. Or even better yet, maybe if you purchase one of their programs you can connect to an online scanner paid for and maintained out of someone elses pocket.

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  19. Big whoop. by JanusFury · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh no, 3100 people got Nimda in a Gamespy Arcade installer. Oh no, a virus infected a webserver (who would have imagined something like THAT happening?). Oh no, the users have to download a free virus scanner like AVG to remove it. Oh no, it was their choice to download Gamespy Arcade in the first place.

    Oh no, this is absolutely nothing.

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    1. Re:Big whoop. by tulare · · Score: 2

      You obviously don't see the big picture. My guess would be that the majority of LameSpy downloaders are kids, either on the computer that daddy bought them, or on daddy's computer. Chances are that most of the 3000 people know just about squat about their computer beyond how to turn it on, frag like hell, and possibly how to turn it off.
      Enter Nimda. Replicating at a rate whose exponent is the average of the number of email contacts in the infected group, in this case about 3000 minus the number of machines had virus scanners which actually caught the bug - most likely the number of infected machines is about half the number of downloads. How many people on those email lists are not terribly computer literate as well?
      Not trying to blow a lot of fud on the table, but the reality is that these 1500 infected comps boils down to a real pain in the ass, simply because the, ahem, technicians at AdServerSpy can't properly manage their IIS box. I'm sorry, but enough is enough. Companies need to be held accountable when something this sloppy happens. I couldn't think of a better first pick than GameSpy... well, maybe ONE better pick...

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    2. Re:Big whoop. by geekster · · Score: 1

      Oh no, the users have to download a free virus scanner like AVG to remove it.

      Unless you're from Europe of course.

    3. Re:Big whoop. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      That's 3100 people who wouldn't have had a problem were they using Linux instead of Windows.

      Just a thought.

    4. Re:Big whoop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or respectively, 3100 more reasons to write viruses for that platform.

      Don't be so blind sighted; fucking zealot.

  20. alternatives by Barbarian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Although many people believe they HAVE to use Gamespy Arcade to play their favorite game online, and some games bundle it on the CD and suggest you install it, most games also include their own in-game browsers and there are also alternatives available which don't try to force you into a chat room when ever you want to look for a game or shove banners in your face, although some (pingtool) are dead.

    1. Re:alternatives by crisco · · Score: 2

      Speaking of, Kali is still around and somewhat alive and for the time being, completely free(as in beer). Doesn't support everything but for what it does it works very well.

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  21. Now I've seen it all by mcpkaaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was one of the original Gamespy employees from a few years ago, and I never thought I'd see Gamespy as the subject of a /. story. It just goes to show, before long everything ends up on this site. ;)

    It doesn't surprise me in the least that this has occured, though I hate to bash on my old company (especially since when I left, I left with enough stock to really want the company to succeed, or liquidate and get it over with, hehe.) Truth be told, the company has always been run by a man who truly couldn't care less about customers, a development manager who can't understand why you don't call virtuals from a constructor, and a project lead who thinks UI coding is the end-all-be-all of computer science. Put them together and you end up with very little experience trying to manage a product that has long since outlived its usefulness.

    And before you flame me or whatever, I do know a little bit about which I speak... having written much of the original Arcade myself (though I'm not too proud of the outcome, having followed its progress since I left in '00.)

    All in all, you can continue to expect inferior product from an inferior company, shameful as it is. I often lament on how things might have changed were L-Fire and I given a little more freedom to get stuff done. C'est la vie.

    /me waits to get flamed by crt and Walla now

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    1. Re:Now I've seen it all by kzadot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why cant you call virtuals from a constructor?

    2. Re:Now I've seen it all by pyrote · · Score: 1

      okay so, make a compatible open source one that doesn't suck...p2p gnutella esqe gamespy like.

      I'm no coder, but from the sounds of it you are...so do something about it.

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    3. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a project lead who thinks UI coding is the end-all-be-all of computer science.

      Wow, you really can't tell that from the output of Gamespy Arcade.. It's about as easy to use as playing a turd like a flute.

    4. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the company has always been run by a man who truly couldn't care less about customers

      Truly libelous material if ever I saw it.

      Release the lawyers!

    5. Re:Now I've seen it all by mcpkaaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I did. The summer after leaving Gamespy (Summer '00) I designed and implemented a server browsing platform that used URLs rather than command lines to launch a game and connect to a remote host. Addtionally, for Windows users, it integrated completely within the Windows Shell, allowing servers to be browsed like files, games and game types browsed like folders, anywhere, anytime, in any explorer window. It also persists its UI and in-memory server lists to disk when you launch a game (releasing some of the memory that is much better spent on the game itself, not the server browsing software you don't care about at that moment.) I had originally wanted to do something similar for Arcade, but none of the coders (and I use the term loosely) at Gamespy seemed interested. Too bad, I thought it was a rather cool idea.

      It's actually a pretty slick system, though I didn't spend enough time on it then to iron out some of the wrinkles (I think a total of 80-90 hours was spent on it over the course of 6 weeks.) I would have spent more time on it, but a non-compete agreement I had signed (lasting 2 years from my resignation date) prohibited me from releasing the source (as I'm an open-source kinda guy) or releasing a freeware product (as I don't need gamers' hard-earned cash.. they need it to buy more games and video cards!) Now that the non-compete has expired (as of this past March 8), I might think about starting up a new project based on the old idea.

      If anyone would be interested in such a project, please email me (kaaos at clanmcp dot com). The project would be for no money, sorry to say, as I don't see the need for charging for a product that anyone could implement with enough time and desire (sorry Gamespy).

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    6. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truth is an absolute defense to libel.

      Also, opinions are rarely libel, only things portrayed as fact. I doubt anyone would consider a slashdot post as anything but opinion.

    7. Re:Now I've seen it all by pyrote · · Score: 1

      kudos, I wish I could help, but alas, my focus is graphics.

      Nice to hear your actually thinking about a project like that

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    8. Re:Now I've seen it all by tuxedo-steve · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... a development manager who can't understand why you don't call virtuals from a constructor...
      Why cant you call virtuals from a constructor?

      You've given yourself away... let's see who's really behind this comment!

      (rips off mask)

      It's Old Mr Withers, Gamespy's development manager! Take him away, boys.
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    9. Re:Now I've seen it all by reaper20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      /me waits to get flamed by crt and Walla now

      Let them flame, you did the right thing. Quakespy was awesome. Early Gamespy's were good. Hate to flame them but they deserve it.

      Then, through some sort of Realplayer-esque type move, it turned to crapware. Around the same time Planet* multiplied to 5 billion useless clones - now it's top flash banner, bottom ani gif, and 2 skyscraper flashes framing a 10x10 area of content. Gamespy Arcade, why? Meanwhile, Radiospy, which was actually cool, is "off the air". Get my GamespyID to download a patch "exclusively hosted" by Fileplanet? Go fuck yourselves.

      Gamespy now infects games all over the place, and it really sucks. NWN's ingame server is "powered by Gamespy", and let me tell you, it's a UI nightmare.

      I want the old Planetquake back - and before someone gives me the sob story on how hard it is to make it on the net/we got hosed by advertisers/bandwidth is expensive blah blah, Steve's been doing it without selling his soul, and building a kickass gaming community - and when he got in trouble, his users paid off a substantial amount of bills. Keep selling out users Gamespy, I won't miss you.

    10. Re:Now I've seen it all by hackerjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why cant you call virtuals from a constructor?

      in C++ you can, but it's a bad idea because if someone overrides that function things may not work as expected:

      #include <iostream>
      struct A {A() {foo();} virtual void foo() {std::cout << "in A::foo" << std::endl;}};
      struct B: public A {virtual void foo() {std::cout << "in B::foo" << std::endl;}};

      executing the constructor B() produces the output "in A::foo", despite the fact that B overrides A's foo. this happens for the perfectly logical reason that since B hasn't been constructed yet, you can't call any of its methods, but it can be quite confusing. a parallel argument applies to destructors.

    11. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      communist bastard who blasts gamespy for *gasp* charging money for a product that people value enough to pay for.

    12. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want the old Planetquake back

      Part of the old Planetquake still lives and is doing quite well. Speed Demos Archive.

      Though we've also been subjected to gamespy's crappy new policies, where else could we get 1 GB of disk space for free?

    13. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1GB if diskspace is CHEAP these days. Under 2 frigg'n bucks. Can't you spring for that?!

    14. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though I, a lowly A.C., do not have the mad skillz to help, I would highly recommend placing your offer somewhere a few degrees more visible... I would _love_ to see somebody agree to work with you to create such a fanstastic-sounding program.

      Good luck!

    15. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no!@ slander u fag#!!# LOLOLLOL keke ^_^

    16. Re:Now I've seen it all by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      +1 Bloody Hilarious =)

    17. Re:Now I've seen it all by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      Truth be told, the company has always been run by a man who truly couldn't care less about customers, a development manager who can't understand why you don't call virtuals from a constructor, and a project lead who thinks UI coding is the end-all-be-all of computer science.

      People who think UI coding is computer science should be lined up and killed. UI is like fat: it shrinks and grows. When was the last time UI was discussed in an OS class?

      Put them together and you end up with very little experience trying to manage a product that has long since outlived its usefulness.

      As a person who has been using GameSpy services every since Quake came out, I can say that what you say is true. I mean ever since "Gamespy Industries" came to existence, Gamespy has gone down into the gutter. With the dozens and dozens of planetfuck sites, ad-ridden Gamespy arcade, and now the line-up Fileplanet(subscription service)...Gamespy has moved from what once had humble origins to corporate fuck up.

      Take for instance Gamespy Arcade. It is a novel idea, in that you can play webbie games and other fav. games from one client /w integrated IE web browser. They took the online game service models(M$ zone, Sega Heat, etc) and placed it coveniently under one app. But the point that pisses me off in Gamespy Arcade is simply the fact of those fuck-filled almost-full-screen ads. They force you to watch and wait for the ads(before the 'X' is enabled).

      When I want to play a game like Quake3, I want to quickly browse the list, check available servers, and join. GSA prevents this, and makes everything time-consuming to the point that I'm not in the "mood" to play anymore.

      Another quibble about Gamespy Industries(yes I want to really bash those fuckers), is they were one of the first big gaming sites to implement(badly) Flash-based ads. I remember the day Xbox was launched...I went to www.gamespy.com only to be served with a FULL-SCREEN fucking ad about Xbox. This was followed by lots of Taco-bell ads that fly across the screen where I difficulty of closing them(small 'x').

      This is when Gamespy became to corporatish for me, and I realized they didn't give a hootnany about gamers.

    18. Re:Now I've seen it all by Genom · · Score: 2

      ...and he would have gotten away with it too...if it hadn't been for you meddling /.ers...

    19. Re:Now I've seen it all by beekr · · Score: 1

      Why would you devote time and effort to developing an OSS alternative to a "product that has long since outlived its usefulness"? Just curious.

    20. Re:Now I've seen it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Executing arbitrary programs by clicking on URLs sounds kind of dangerous. Why develop such software? It already comes built into IE.

    21. Re:Now I've seen it all by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      a development manager who can't understand why you don't call virtuals from a constructor
      Since when does one not call virtuals from a constructor? Unless your compiler really sucks and the generated code doesn't set up the vtables before passing control to the constructor (which, in case I forgot to mention it, means your compiler really sucks), it should be fine.
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    22. Re:Now I've seen it all by Vulture_ · · Score: 1

      Actually, upon further observation, it would seem that even GCC has this behavior! Shame, shame. What can I say; I'm jaded from my Java experience, where all methods are virtual, and the vtables are set up well before the constructor gets invoked.

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    23. Re:Now I've seen it all by Vulture_ · · Score: 1

      That's not logical at all. Since the compiler already knows that you're instantiating B and not A, it already has enough information to set up the vtables appropriately. Why does it need to call the constructor first? IMNSHO, Java gets it right -- the vtables are set up well before the constructor gets called, so calling methods (which are always virtual, unless they are final) always yields the expected (and most useful) results.

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    24. Re:Now I've seen it all by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      As you may already know, Unreal also uses URLs in the way you describe. It's pretty damn slick too. It also opens the possibility to a single server serving multiple games in (different threads of) the same process. Imagine:
      doom3://doom3.idsoftware.com/ctf/game1
      doom3://doom3.idsoftware.com/dm/slaughterhouse
      ...etc...

      By the way, if you use Java any, I suspect it would make implementation of such a program much easier, thanks to various facilities for manipulating URIs, the serialization system, easy-to-use network APIs, etc. Maybe make a companion "universal master server" program for it, too. Oh, and of course, this would be quite portable.

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    25. Re:Now I've seen it all by Vulture_ · · Score: 1

      Since when did I value GameSpy's products enough to pay for them? I've never paid the bastards a dime!

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    26. Re:Now I've seen it all by Vulture_ · · Score: 1

      Launching the appropriate game (determined by URI scheme, I assume) and instructing it to attempt to connect to a game server is not executing arbitrary code. It's just like using a common server browser, only this time, you can (maybe) use a Web browser to browse what games are running on the machine, to have a hyperlink to a running game on a Web page that you can just click on to connect to, etc.

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  22. A wrd fromour slashdot sponsor by Brownie+the+AssClown · · Score: -1

    We weren't following any news of the outside world. None of it really affected us, and we were too busy tocare about it anyhow. Officer Anderson told us anything that had to do with prisons or corrections or slavery, that kind of thing, but beyond that we didn't ask a lot of questions. For me, it was good to get away from the Outside. The only Outside thing I cared about was sports. I knew that Officer Anderson would always let me watch his TV if I asked him, but I didn't have much time for it. I was happy just being with my friends and learning all the things I was learning about how Jackman operated and what we were all gonna do in it. It was good to have a job where I could be around Officer Anderson almost all the time. I wasn't like Justin; I didn't want to BE Officer Anderson, but I kept getting more and more attracted to him. It's not that I was losing my attraction for Paco or the other guys, but Officer Anderson had this special thing about him, and it never went away, any more than my attraction to Paco ever went away. Just the way his uniform fell over his pecs and lay there, green and sort of glowing against his abs, and the way it rippled when he moved and stretched, and the way it felt when I opened it to kiss his nipples, and the way he smelled after he showered and shaved and stiffened his hair with that slippery stuff he used, and the sound his boots made when he walked down the hallway to take me out of the cage and into his bedroom, and the way his cock looked under his trousers, like a huge snake moving under the dark green forest ... I liked to watch him and listen to him and touch him and taste him and smell him, and I got to do it all day long. I think I got a little carried away in telling you all that, but the point is, I wasn't exactly following the news of the world. So it came as a surprise when Officer Anderson came to the morning meal and opened a newspaper and pointed to an article that said: "APPEAL DENIED FOR DRUG CONSPIRATORS." "Here," he said. "I think that you'll all be interested in this." So we all stood around the table and read: "Appeals for the four defendants in the Clay County drug conspiracy trial were rejected yesterday by the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals, and defendants' attorneys indicated that their clients had exhausted all possibilities of further appeals. The decision marks an end to the well-publicized case, which has been bouncing from one court to another throughout the year. Thomas T. Larson, lead defense attorney, held a press conference late Monday and announced, 'Sadly, it appears that we have reached the end of the line. The lower court is now free to impose final sentence.' "The case involves four socially prominent young men, convicted of cultivation of illegal drugs, sale of illegal drugs, and conspiracy to sell illegal drugs. Under provisions of the Uniform Sentencing Act and the Personal Responsibility Youth Acts, the four--Mark Etherege, 23, Peter French, 24, Steven Bentley, 22, and Troy Hudson, 21--are expected to receive enslavement for life." "God Almighty!" David said. "I can't believe it!" "Oh man!" Paco said. "They've got em! I used to wonder what Mr. French was doin with all that weed he had in his field!" "Mark Etherege!" Justin exclaimed. "The Prom King!" I'd never seen him so excited. "And this Steven guy ... he must be the one, you know, the guy that ... the guy that was there when you ... when they did those things to you, David! And he's the son of a bitch that used to work the auctions here, the one that ... Hey! Is he really 'socially prominent'?" "No, 88," Officer Anderson said, sort of chuckling at him. "That's just the newspaper. Newspapers never really say the truth, even about something as simple as that. It's the other three of these convicts that are socially prominent." "Convicts"! Troy was now a convict! "I can't believe it!" David repeated. "It doesn't seem possible!" Then something else occurred to him. "They're comin to Jackman, man! They're all comin to Jackman!" David and Justin were hugging each other and jumping up and down. Paco and I looked at each other. I didn't know what he was thinking. All I could think was, "Troy is a convict! Troy is a convict!" Then Paco smiled and turned to Officer Anderson. "Sir," he said, "I hope you don't mind me asking you ... how long have you followed this case, Sir?" "No, 85, I don't mind your asking. And I'll give you an answer. I've been following it since before it started." "Sir?" "Not so mysterious. You'll notice the time indication in the article: 'throughout the year.' The investigation started soon after you returned from your work at French's farm, where, as I recall, you noticed certain indications of illegal conduct." "Sir Yes Sir!" "I would not have been concerned with these ... indications if I had not been so interested in their peculiar context, as reported by you. Of course, I had already received reports from 88 and 89 about the other young ... gentlemen. By that time, Mr. Bentley had left his job with our auctioneer, presumably to follow a more remunerative occupation. But there was no trouble tracking him down. As 88 pointed out, he wasn't socially prominent, but his business associates were, and it wasn't difficult to find out what they were doing. I didn't need to bring up any of the things they were really doing, despite the fact that it was those things that interested me the most, personally. I am thinking about their sexual and personal betrayals. I believe that those patterns of action had begun quite a while before. Am I right, 86?" "Sir Yes Sir!" I said. I was standing on the street, on that night three years before. Troy was persuading me to get into that car. It was only a moment ago, that moment when I thought I was free .... Had I told Officer Anderson about that moment? Suddenly I couldn't remember ... Because I was thinking about that night, and thinking about Troy ... "You may think," Officer Anderson continued, "that your friend Troy Hudson has been convicted of a number of inconsequential drug violations. But that is only superficially true. His real offense was betraying a friend. That is not how the charges read, but that is WHY he was found and charged and convicted." He laid his hand on my shoulder. "I want you to know that, 86." He stopped to let me catch up to what he was saying. Then he went on. "There's something even more interesting, though. The effect of his betrayal was to bring you here, where you belong." "Sir Yes Sir!" I said. Yes, I thought, that's the interesting thing. So interesting, and so strange. Maybe Troy didn't want to destroy my life. Maybe he was just using me, using me as a sidekick, a servant, a ride to a party, an escape from the cops, and then something to laugh at and make jokes about. Or maybe he did want to destroy me, destroy the person I was. Well, that person was gone, if he ever existed in the first place. "Jeremy Morgan." Even the name sounded strange. I'm not sure I ever liked that person. Maybe I didn't like him any better than Troy did. I was sure I didn't miss him anymore.... I was doing what I usually do when I think. I had my arms folded across my chest, and I was looking down at my chest and arms. They were covered with stripes. White stripes. Black stripes. Black and white convict stripes. Across my chest was a set of black numbers: 10586. Underneath it, I knew, was the same set of numbers, tattooed across my skin: 10586. 10586: that was me. But just mention the name Troy Hudson, and I had to remind myself of who I was. And now Troy Hudson was coming to Jackman. It was impossible. But it was true. I looked up. All the others were watching me. Paco was looking thoughtful and worried. Justin and David were looking like wolves that just turned up a herd of deer. Their eyes were glistening; their lips were wet; they were sweating with pleasure. You could see they were thinking about everything that remained to be avenged. Mark's betrayal and enslavement of Justin. Mark's, Steve's, and Troy's rape of David. Troy's betrayal of me. Peter and Troy's betrayal of Paco and Aaron. Peter's torture of Paco and Aaron. Steve's humiliation of all of us. Now it was time for revenge. The only question was, why wasn't Jeremy rejoicing? That's what their eyes were asking me. "All right, form up!" Officer Anderson ordered. So we stood at Attention. "Now listen. You too, 86. You've all got a job to do. These four offenders will be sentenced today. They should arrive at Jackman sometime this afternoon. I've dispatched a special van for their last ride--I don't want people that important to have to wait. I'll be notified in advance of their anticipated time of arrival. You four are the welcoming committee. Work out the arrangements for yourselves. 88 will be in charge." "Sir Yes Sir!" Justin said. He was like a kid at his own birthday party. Then Officer Anderson turned to me. "This is your chance, 86," he said. "You're coming full circle." "Sir?" I said. "You'll know what I mean," he said. What could I say? "Sir Yes Sir!" "And don't look so sad, 86. I want you to enjoy this." "Sir Yes Sir!" It was the first time I'd ever been ordered to enjoy something. But I wasn't sure that I could. Officer Anderson went into his office, and the four of us sat down and started making plans. There wasn't a lot to plan, really. It was all pretty obvious, once you thought about it. The only thing that wasn't obvious was how you looked at it. While the other guys talked, my mind kept wandering. I thought about Troy and me when we were in junior high school. I was a skinny little kid. We were both that way, but I was skinnier. Anyway, there was a kid in our class that was twice my size. That's the way it seemed, anyhow, and he liked to pick on me. One time he tripped me, and I fell halfway down a flight of stairs. He stood at the top of the stairs laughing at me. So I got up and ran after him. He was so surprised that he ran away. I never caught him, and I don't know what I would have done if I had. Probably he would have beat my ass. Anyway, I went over to Troy's place after school that day, and I told him what happened. He looked bored. "So what?" he said. "Who cares? Even if you'd caught him and hit him or something, it wouldn't mean that he didn't knock you down the stairs." I thought about that for a minute. Then I said, "But things like that aren't supposed to happen. When they happen, you're supposed to do something." "Who says?" he asked. I thought about that, too. Then I answered, "I guess that I say." "But you're not gonna DO anything, are you, fishbait?" He used to call me "fishbait." He got that from a movie we saw once. "Well, are you? Are you?" "No," I said, "I guess I'm not." And that was the end of it. I hadn't thought about it since it happened. Now I thought about it, and this strange, excited feeling came up inside me. The other guys had finished their plans, and now they were laughing and making jokes about what was gonna happen later that day. Everyone had something to say about the prisoners that were getting sentenced. They were grinning and looking down at their laps, the way guys do when they're really, really happy. Then Justin started singing that old song he liked: "We are a band of brothers, and native to the soil.... " Good song, but I couldn't listen. That strange feeling was growing inside. It's hard to describe; it was like I wasn't really with them, it was like I was living at some other time, and I wasn't sure what time it was. I looked at Justin. This was the skinny, scared kid, chained up in the prison bus, wearing a nice tie and a belt with a little silver clasp, and his shoes all shined..... Now he was a muscular, self-confident guy, excited and happy, leaning over to kiss his lover David. David was another strong, self-confident guy. He didn't look much like the dopey, privileged young dude who was so surprised when his dick got hard in the Processing line. Then there was Paco. He was the one who seemed to have changed the least. He was still my strong, quiet Paco--but he wasn't a lost, unlucky kid anymore. He was a guy who was used to running things in a big important outfit. They had all stopped to look at me. "C'mon, 86," Justin said. "Get with the program! This is our day to howl!" Lately he'd been calling me 86, the way Officer Anderson did. "But what's the purpose?" I said."What good will it do to whack these guys?" "It's justice, Jeremy," Paco said."That's what we're here for. Justice." "I don't know, Paco," I said."It just feels strange, enjoying a thing like that." Because I was enjoying it. I was definitely enjoying it. I was enjoying it even more than I enjoyed chasing that bully in junior high. Just imagining what was about to happen made me almost as high as Justin was. "You mean," Paco asked, "you shouldn't enjoy doing something that's right?" "No," I said. "I don't mean that." So then I was ready. We had to wait until mid-afternoon before we heard from Officer Anderson that the prison van was on its way, and it was hard to get through that last hour of waiting. We went down to the loading dock about half an hour early. There was another van being unloaded, and that was the typical busload of new fish--scared young guys, fresh out of a county courthouse, trussed up in irons and reeling from the judge's voice sentencing them to life as convict slaves. As usual, a lot of these guys that thought they were so tough a few hours before had tears running down their faces, and most of them looked like they were about to puke. When the Officers started putting them through their paces, though, they stepped out of their clothes pretty lively, and within a few minutes they were lined up naked, ready to be marched inside and put on the chain. It was then that Paco stepped up to the Officer in charge and told him that Officer Anderson had scheduled another delivery for the afternoon. "Shit, 85!" the Officer said. "I'll never get home today!" So Paco made himself a hero by telling him that Officer Anderson had ordered us four to take over the last processing of the day, and if he and the other Officers would please just take the latest arrivals inside and clamp them onto the chain, we would take it from there. The Officer sort of half-saluted, the way they'd started to do with us, and soon they were marching the new fish through the big steel door. We were left alone on the loading dock. It had rained that afternoon, and looking out through the steel mesh gates we could see the bright green lawn and the fields beyond still glazed with water, and a ray of sunlight coming out of the clouds in the western sky. "It's a great day to be alive, isn't it?" David said. "Trite but true," Justin answered, and gave him a kiss. Then we saw the white van coming down the drive. The gate rolled up; the van pulled in; the driver hopped out of the cab, gave us that half-salute, and went back to roll the little ramp down from the door. This was it. It was time. My heart was jumping. I had never been so nervous and excited, even on the day when I was the one inside that van. We heard the usual shouts and curses and scuffling sounds that meant that the Officers were rousting the convicts out of their cages, cuffing them, and marching them down the little corridor. There was the sound of feet rumbling along the floor. Then a body fell out the back, onto the pavement. It lay there like a beached animal, trying to figure out how to get up, now that its legs were shackled securely together and its hands were cuffed securely behind its back. One of the Officers climbed down from the door and looked at the body. "Fucker didn't even hit the fuckin ramp!" he said. "Git up, you stupid FUCKER!" He pulled the body up by its hair, then he kicked it in the ass and it hurtled passed us. It was the first of the four new fish, and it was not a pretty sight. We saw a fat, sweaty young man, with a stream of blood and snot running out of his nose. "Peter French," Paco said. So this was the guy that had owned Paco, the guy that had tortured Paco. The guy heard his name, so he looked in that direction, the way people do when they hear something different and they think things may change. I knew from experience that there'd been no use of names since he'd heard that judge say, "Peter French, I sentence you to penal servitude for the rest of your natural life." He looked at Paco; then his face turned white. "I want you to stand over THERE!" the Officer yelled, kicking him on the rump again. "By the LEFT SIDE of the VAN! Move it, fat boy!" French stood by the left side of the van. He was staring at Paco, and his legs were shaking. Then there were some more curses and another rumble of feet in the van, and the next convict popped out of the back. This one managed to find the ramp. He was tall and handsome, with dark hair swept back from his forehead, still nicely combed and gelled. He was wearing a dark suit and a dark tie and a white, white shirt, and he was coming out of the van with as much dignity as a guy can have when his limbs are locked in a set of steel restraints. His eyes roamed swiftly around the dock. Then they found Justin, and he staggered backward. I looked sideways. Justin was smiling and licking his lips. "Mark Etherege," he said. "Get your ASS in the fuckin LINE!" the Officer screamed, and his boot landed on another butt. The third convict out the door was a man that all of us recognized, although at first, I don't think he recognized any of us, because he'd fucked with so many guys in his time. It was Steven Bentley, the auction boy. The spikey hair, the earring, the crooked little automatic grin--Steve still had all the equipment. He had too much style to wear a coat and tie, even to plead for mercy in the courtroom. Instead, he was wearing khakis and an open shirt, and a pair of alligator boots. It'll be real nice, I thought, to see those boots come off. But first there was something that Paco wanted to do, in honor of what Steve had done to me when I met him for the first time, in conditions not much different from these. Steve had gotten to "the fuckin LINE" without being kicked or paddled or dragged by his hair; and he was standing there with that look that means, "so far, so good." Then Paco walked up to him and yanked down his zipper. Steve's eyes got wide, and before he knew what he was doing he shouted "hey, dude! watch it", like he could still do something to back it up, standing with his hands locked behind his back in a prison loading dock. Paco took a minute to smile at him; then he reached in and dragged out his dick. It was hanging down, limp as a fish, and its owner was gazing down at it with a hopeless expression on his face. No threats. No jokes. No cocky smile. "That's how convicts should be seen in public--ain't it, Steven?" Paco said. "At least that's what you taught my boyfriend. Remember him? He's the guy right over there. I don't think you remember so good. So I'm just gonna let this thing hang out for a while. You can go back and find your happy memories, and the rest of us can admire your manhood--convict." The rest of us snickered and pointed, and a deep red stain spread across Steve's face. It was a beautiful color. Even Mark Etherege looked down and started to snicker--until he remembered where he was. Then he didn't look so happy. Finally the fourth fish came out of the van. It was Troy Hudson. The last time Justin saw Troy, it was through the bars of a cage. Justin was on the inside, and Troy was on the outside, making him suck his dick. The last time David saw Troy, David was chained on his back in Troy's apartment, and Troy was making him lick his ass. The last time Paco saw Troy, Paco was on his knees in front of Peter French's slave shed, sucking Troy's dick while Troy smacked him and strangled him. The last time I saw Troy, I was crawling on my hands and knees in the parking lot of a roadside rest stop, grabbing for my convict cap while an Officer paddled my butt and Troy sat in his sportscar, laughing. But when was the first time I saw Troy Hudson? I couldn't remember. I didn't know. Troy had always been there. Troy at the drive-in after the game. Troy in the weight room, spotting me. Troy at my fifteenth birthday party, the only guy that wasn't an absolute geek. And now it was Troy bending his head at the door and lumbering down the ramp of a prison van. He was in chains like the others, and he was shuffling like a convict, but he still looked like my friend, Troy Hudson. He looked better. His hair was longer than I'd ever seen it, his tan was deeper, his muscles were heavier. He's grown up, I thought. Now he's ripe for prison. I thought that, and I wondered if it made any sense; and then I knew that my heart was beating too fast for me to think. I forgot about the cuffs and the chains and the convict shamble. All I could see was the blue eyes and the diamond glinting from the ear. All I could see was the yellow tie and the deep blue shirt. He'd always liked that shade. "Lake blue," he'd tell the sales clerk, and he'd be pissed if the store didn't have it. He was right--it was the perfect color for him. The blue shirt rippled down from his pecs like a soft cold stream, and his tie flowed with it like a vein of gold. He shuffled slowly forward, looking down at his feet. He didn't want to miss the end of the ramp. Then he was on the concrete, walking toward me. He didn't need to look at his feet anymore--so he looked up. And when he looked up, he saw me. I don't know what he was expecting when he got to Jackman. I wonder if he was expecting me. Maybe he wasn't thinking about me at all! When he looked at me, it was like a movie running backwards. I could see him not remembering, starting to remember, then going further and further back into the past, remembering more and more.... And finally he got to Jeremy Morgan. Only what he saw in front of him wasn't Jeremy Morgan, it was a black and white striped convict with 10586 stamped on its chest. His feet stopped. His eyes widened. His mouth came open. It was like he was pondering a mystery. Then he lurched forward. There was somebody paddling his butt. "Don't STAND there, ASSHOLE! Git your fuckin BUTT in gear and line up with the other FISH!" The Officer knew what he was doing. There were never any unnecessary delays in unloading the van. Troy Hudson moved his fuckin butt. He lined up with the other fish. "We'll take it from here, Officer," Justin said. The Officer handed him the transfer files, asked him to sign for the four new fish, and exited through the Officer's door of the dock. He was on his way home, and he was walking fast. Now it was just the four of Us. Facing the four of Them.

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  23. Re:Liability? Read their TOS. Yes! by frovingslosh · · Score: 2

    A careful read of their TOS leads me to believe they had reason to expect this would happen. (Isn't that the implication you get from reading it?) If they knew or believed it would happen they may not be able to worm out of responsibility based on a disclaimer.

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  24. They screwed up - so what? by Bjarne+Bula · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, so they screwed up. They're not the first, and it would surprise me if they were the last. At least we haven't had any major virus targetting online gamers. Yet. (I'm sure the anti-virus makers have some cooking in their skunkworks-labs, to unleash on us once the artifical panic from the JPEG virus blows over.)

    Part of the problem is of course the MS monoculture. Those of us wishing for a wider deployment of Linux (including me) may come to regret that wish, since it will inevitably lead to Linux virii. They will have a harder time of infecting the whole machine, but no doubt some clever cyber-{terrorist,vandal,take-your-pick} will come up with one that does exactly that, sooner or later.

    And as sure as flies home in on shit, MS will take that as an opportunity to tout Palladium and denounce Linux.

    Anyway, the big question is not really how to avoid having software distributions infected, but rather how to encapsulate software. On UNIX and Windows alike, any software you run, will run with the full privilegies of the user (at best) or root (at worst).

    It would seem to me that one interesting future development for Linux (or one of the BSDs, perhaps?) would be to find a non-intrusive way of encapsulating software packages, even at run-time. Let them define what they need access to, and then have an installer grant them rights only to those parts of the system.

    Most software really only needs write access to their own directory, plus perhaps /tmp. Why give them blanket access to everything? Software that manipulates random files could communicate via a system call/trusted library that would combine a file-browser and grant one-shot access outside of the applications "playground" for the specific file-name/directory chosen by the user.

    Oh well...

    1. Re:They screwed up - so what? by pyrote · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doesn't matter, as a whole, we are moving to a 'computer' mono-culture. Every app is being ported to everything, hell, my palm runs gameboy, and has a simple dos prompt.
      with all of linux's efforts it's only a matter of time someone writes a virii designed to abuse all the windows compatibility software (read:wine), or codes a hybrid.

      eventually no one will care which OS we run, like now, in the handheld market, we don't care which Processor we run. we have ARM, MIPS, PowerPC, SH, and X86.

      It will come down to speed, and at thaat time, everything will talk to each other and virii won't care. it's the future.

      As for permissions, how many newbies will actually run a linux box on a sub user? hell, every XP box I see is run in admin mode. no newbie cares what a particular person or app needs access to... they want plug and play, which means no logging in or out to install crap.

      So there.

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    2. Re:They screwed up - so what? by Dunkalis · · Score: 1

      In XP, permissions are a pain in the ass. Most older programs don't run properly. Compatiability Mode must be run as an admin. MS screwed up their User/Admin structure in XP. There are no groups like in Linux. Oh, I run my XP as admin, and my Linux as user. Its a neccessity to run XP as admin, until the coders catch up.

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    3. Re:They screwed up - so what? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      My point is, that XP can be used as a user level OS. (my wife uses mine at that level) but in either OS, odds are, to install you need admin.

      Yes, some programs don't run in user mode if you lock it down too tight, but same as Linux. what I am saying is, a nwbie or John Public doesn't have time or patients to figure out what permissions are required to get his copy of said app to run. Hell, I get pissed at Linux some times just because I have to log in and out so damn much to test a new install and not actually run it as root.

      I disagree that you absolutely have to run XP as admin, but it's sure alot easier. and anyone who has had that experience won't give it up for a little extra security. after all, the smart neighbor kid is just down the lane.

      This mind set is what is causing this epedemic to come. If everyone had an admin over their personal boxes, siting around all day locking crap down it would be easier, but it won't happen.

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    4. Re:They screwed up - so what? by vittal · · Score: 2, Informative

      have a look at systrace, which is an attempt at providing a means of reviewing/restricting an application's access to system resources.
      http://www.citi.umich.edu/u/provos/systrace/

      v

    5. Re:They screwed up - so what? by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      with all of linux's efforts it's only a matter of time someone writes a virii
      Wow, that's a first. I've seen the plural of virus written (incorrectly) as "virii", but I've never seen the SINGULAR of "virus" written as anything except "virus" until now. Kudos for expanding the English language! ;)

      All joking aside, "virii" is not any form of the word "virus". I'm not trying to be pedantic, I just can't stand it when otherwise intelligent people make mistakes like this.

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    6. Re:They screwed up - so what? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      My point got across....my spelling isn't perfect.

      My apologies go out to all the english majors who find my last post offensive.

      Blame it on the Ritalin.

      Remove blade, perform seppuku.

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    7. Re:They screwed up - so what? by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      Actually, this is done quite nicely by Java. And just think, it's had this feature for like 7 years now (ie, since day one)...

      Show me a piece of Java code that can get through the Java sandbox without exploiting a bug in a particular implementation (ie, by exploiting a loophole in the security model itself).

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  25. Re:Damn.(they Do) by pyrote · · Score: 1

    They Do...
    From TOS

    bla bla... loss caused by a computer or electronic virus, loss of income or ....bla bla blah

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  26. Gamespy by VirexEye · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find it ironic that people are getting infected through a program called GameSPY?

    1. Re:Gamespy by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Does anyone else find it ironic that people are getting infected through a program called GameSPY?

      And even more so that people are suggesting a program called "The All-Seeing Eye" as the replacement?

      Of course, this isn't funny in itself. GameSpy is a double agent, and the all-seeing eye can't see everything because I keep my webcam unplugged when I run Windows. =/

  27. WARNING: GOATSE.CX LINK IN SIG by tulare · · Score: 1

    I'm going to post under my handle to tell you just what an asshole thing that is to do on your sig line. Some of us don't like to see that kind of shit. Thanks for nothing.

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    1. Re:WARNING: GOATSE.CX LINK IN SIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. You do realize that guy is ROTFLHAO right now, don't you? 8^D

      HYBTT = Have You Been Trolled Today.

      And yes, I was too because I didn't believe you. However, I think it'd be mighty cooler if they guy didn't blink the picture as part of the magic eye and instead mapped the picture into the magic-eye somehow.

    2. Re:WARNING: GOATSE.CX LINK IN SIG by KnightNavro · · Score: 1

      Heh. You do realize that guy is ROTFLHAO right now, don't you? 8^D So that's the story behind that pic.

  28. No by ArchieBunker · · Score: -1

    If you're that fucking paranoid then don't bother using it. Like gamespy really cares what hardware you have and what your pr0n site passwords are. Get a life.

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  29. Happened before... by josh+crawley · · Score: 2

    Well, aside from the recent MS nimda spreading, wasnt there a virus on the Mac that changed the "dog-ears" type of file around (I read it somewhere about viruses). Turns out that that virus was distributed on commercial disks and spread around the user base. I'd appreciate if somebody knew the name of it....

    Oh well. Stuff like this happens. In this kind of "software world" where everything's connected, I'm amazed this doesnt happen more often (commercial product virite distribution).

  30. Impact is probably relatively minimal by Ryu2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It does not absolve Gamespy of responsibility -- but fortunately the actual impact is now. Nimda only infects servers running IIS as a HTTP server, and I'm sure not many gamers are running IIS on their machines.

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    1. Re:Impact is probably relatively minimal by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it also tries to copy itself to any active network shares and opens your "Guest" account on Windows (should it have one) to administration level access, with no password, as well as random emails to people you know (or may not even know)

      For more information

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  31. Legislation by moankey · · Score: 1

    Well now that there is talk on Capitol Hill that Congress should pass a bill making upper manangement responsible in the wake of Enron, Andersen, MCI, and now Xerox. I think they should also throw something in there stating any software that is downloaded or packaged with the exchange of money then the company should be liable for any virus or spyware involved. Now if its given away for free and does not contain any fee for monthly service such as Open Source then they are absolved.

  32. that's not a virus by the normal definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac OS (before X) stores icons in a database. If you copied a file, you copied the icon over also. If you created an icon of the right type it would get substituted for the normal system icons.

    If someone copied a file from your HD they got that new replacement icon along with it. Thus the icons spread.

    But they weren't a traditional virus because there was no code of any kind associated with the icons. No code spreading thus no virus.

    1. Re:that's not a virus by the normal definitions by Mikey-San · · Score: 0

      The only similar "virus" I can recall clearly (CLEARLY) is more of a lame-ass trojan in the form of an AppleScript under Mac OS 7-9.

      Essentially, one could write a script that goes through and deletes everything it can before the user catches on, and paste on the icon of a SimpleText document. Name it "Installer log v2.0.3" and you're all set to screw an "unbright" user:

      on run
      tell application "Finder"
      screwUserSilly()
      end tell
      end run

      on screwUserSilly
      set screwed of user to true
      end screwUserSilly

      -/-
      Mikey-San
      "Moof!"

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  33. Never Deal With This Problem Again... by toupsie · · Score: 0, Troll
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  34. The plural of "virus" is "viruses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not "viri", not "virora", and definitely NOT "virii". Please kill yourself, you fucking idiot.

    1. Re:The plural of "virus" is "viruses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, any term that becomes commonplace can legitamately become a word. Virii has been common for years to refer specifically about infectious computer programs. Atleast since the early 1990s. There's no reason to believe that you wouldn't see this in the OED eventually. Language evolves. You, obviously, have not.

      So sit down, you stuck up prick.

    2. Re:The plural of "virus" is "viruses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not commonplace. Do a google search.

  35. Gamespy still around? by pod · · Score: 1

    GameSpy used to actually useful (and usable) way back in the QuakeWorld days. It stopped being relevant to me sometime before it got renamed to GameSpy Arcade (or whatever it's called now), and it came with a bunch of useless crap. I never understood the 'scanning the hd' bit... I mean, it knows what games it supports, it knows their registry keys, the whole process should take less than a second, not several minutes. I just added games manually anyways.

    In any case, most games come with their own server browsers; launching a huge ad-riddled app just to connect to a server a pointless excercise.

    So what do people who used GS back in the 'good old days' and still use it have to say about it? Good? Bad?

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    1. Re:Gamespy still around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah the good ol' days...where the l3373ST f00 would have quake running on their video card(s) (what do you mean Hardware accleration???) and teamfortress was the end-all-be-all....

      Gamespy was god and we were its subjects...

      Now it cant even sell itself for a fuckin dimebag...

  36. Making a mountain out of an ant hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    GameSpy distributed an IIS/Outlook worm. So what?! GameSpy corrected it and we should move on. Instead we continue to discuss GameSpy. Why should GS and Nimda be a big priority?? If you want something to focus on this check this out...

    PayPal (among other companies) are promoting Providian National Bank for VISA Credit Card services. And, I feel it is reasonable to assume that PayPal customers that get the Providian VISA Card will be using the Providian online services available at https://www.providianservices.com/

    Well... lets break out our friend OpenSSL from the Linux command line:

    $ openssl
    OpenSSL> s_client -connect www.providianservices.com:443
    HEAD / HTTP/1.0

    HTTP/1.1 302 Moved Temporarily
    Server: Netscape-Enterprise/4.1
    Date: Sat, 29 Jun 2002 08:59:59 GMT
    Location: /NASApp/ola/base/Login
    Content-length: 0
    Content-type: text/html
    Connection: close

    Hey! What do we have here? A web server that is over 2 years old.
    Who is responsable for security patches? IPlanet was but they closed up shop in March 17, 2002.
    And...in May of 2002, even Netscape's own www.netscape.com stopped using Netscape-Enterprise as a web server!

    So... Providian Services Online (which is promoted by PayPal) is using an outdated web server to decrypt SSL packets related to credit card accounts and Slashdot users should be conserned about... GameSpy's temporily distribution of Nimda?!?!

    Thats truely messed up. I rather consern myself with the credit card company that is continuing to screw up online than a game company that already resolved it's screw up.

  37. EULA jargon by lysacor · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the legal ramifications and waivers there is still a responsibility of the server host to provide software that is free of damging components, say for instance someone sells you a car knowing that the car has major carbon monoxide emissions problem with seepage into the cabin, and has faulty brake lines that are just barely kept together... welcome to the Lemon Law, most judges will have the dealer buy back the car for the cost it was sold for, not the off-the-lot price, well if someone were to take gamespy to court under the auspices that they provided software which did the damages that it is well known for, yes there is really no legal remedy at hand to provide any kind of relief for the plaintiff, however it would prove that they are responsible for the files they serve from their webservers. Just food for thought

    1. Re:EULA jargon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what you're talking about is the implied warranty of fitness for purpose, or of merchantability. and with the car example, the judge just voids the contract, and returns the funds paid.

      here, were talking about files with viruses. assume the contract (EULA) is effective and binding. you might have a valid implied warranty claim against the company, but what would you gain? expenses would surpass any potential recovery. Now, if you could prove that gamespy knew of the viruses and did nothing about them, you might bypass your contract claim and sue under negligence theory - at least there damages are greater. The key here is though: does the company have a duty to not distribute files with viruses? it would seem like common sense but legally it's a tough call. there is absolutely zero legislation on the subject, and duty is not always an easy thing to attach to people. if you could make an argument that gamespy has a duty to protect their end users and by that i mean not distribute viruses, then you would have a case. however, straight up contract, it's tough.

  38. hello dear slashdot friends, i have a story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fade in...
    john carmack just got fingered.
    fade to black...

  39. LOL by sinserve · · Score: 1

    Click on the link in his sig, it is a small picture :-)

  40. WHEW!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a moment there, I was afraid the headline said "Gamespy Installer Spreads Ninjas!"

  41. Xbox Meets Gamespy Meets Nimda by Scotch+Game · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My girlfriend's kids downloaded GameSpy yesterday, ironically, so they could hook the Xbox up to the router and look for other Halo devotees. And they succeeded.

    They also succeeded in hosing two W2K systems on our home network via the file share traversal vulnerability. One was my girlfriend's system, the only one with out-of-date virus protection and, of course, the only unprotected machine with truly irreplaceable files. Sigh.

    Well, I downloaded AVG and it's getting clean as I type this, but I thought it might be of interest to those who posted saying that only those machines running IIS can be infected. That ain't the truth. The two infected machines on this network were W2K systems, neither of them running IIS. They were just poorly monitored and vulnerable.

    It's /., actually, posting this story that made me realize the source of my pain. And for that I say thanks, because for those of you that said so-what-big-deal, well, it's true that this didn't really constitute a national emergency but, speaking now from experience, I can honestly say that NIMDA SUCKS.

    But here's the rundown: I've got nine machines networked here at home, four W2Ks, four Linux, and one Xbox. Well, two of the W2Ks met Nimda first hand, but two others didn't since all of the extant fileshares require logons. Email wasn't a factor, and on the one W2K system that IS running IIS and was potentially vulnerable to attack, well, I've got all the latest patches installed and everything on that machine is clean.

    The Linux boxes, of course, didn't even raise an eyebrow ...

    Peace.

    1. Re:Xbox Meets Gamespy Meets Nimda by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      One was my girlfriend's system, the only one with out-of-date virus protection and, of course, the only unprotected machine with truly irreplaceable files.
      You, a Linux user, willfully keep irreplaceable data on a Windows box? Perhaps you should rethink that practice.
      The Linux boxes, of course, didn't even raise an eyebrow ...
      Maybe we could use this as a Linux success story to the unwashed masses?
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  42. MSN and Redhat respond by cybermint · · Score: -1, Troll
    1. Re:MSN and Redhat respond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK! My fucking EYES! God DAMN that fucking slashdot url shower! FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU, man!

    2. Re:MSN and Redhat respond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those links did was say "Connection refused while attempting to contact goatse.cx"

      Post a correct link, please.

  43. Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate Gamespy for buying some of the best websites out there and turning them to shit. I hate Gamespy for releasing an inferior product and doing some fancy corporate manuvering to make it ubiquitous. They have no quality control whatsoever, and this is just a shining example of their horrible product development process in action. Testing? What is that? Does that cost money?

  44. So what is GameSpy? by MrLinuxHead · · Score: 1

    So what is GameSpy? All I can see so far is a battle over EULA's. What does GameSPy do fer me?

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    1. Re:So what is GameSpy? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      A great time saver for lazy game programming teams.

      Basically, it's a tool for helping people to find company for multi-user games. Back in the day, games didn't have in-game server lists and things like that (QuakeWorld and like are a good examples); The program lets you find servers to play on and launch the game to go directly to that server.

      Less relevant now that game companies implement this internally, but some game companies still think "what the heck, let's just implement 'connect to that IP' and let GameSpy or other such tools to do the rest"...

  45. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  46. And this is why... by pne · · Score: 2

    And this is why you're supposed to use your email address as a password when doing anonymous FTP. The theory is that if you downloaded something that later turns out to have a virus or some other problem, the server owner can contact those who downloaded the faulty software.

    In practice, that probably doesn't happen all too often, but it's still a good idea IMO. Using "mozilla@" as a password doesn't really help the server owner when he needs to get an urgent message across related to a file you downloaded.

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  47. SirCam!! by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny
    The obvious choice for Gamespy should have been the Sircam virus. You're playing Unreal II and all of a sudden this girl shows up.... just before she blows you away she says:
    Hi! How are you?

    I destroy you in order to have your advice.

    See you later. Thanks

  48. Liability? Err, sorry, it looks like we could be. by drbhoneydew · · Score: 1

    However, also from the Gamespy website:
    Some U.S. states and foreign countries provide rights in addition to those above, or do not allow excluding or limiting implied warranties, or liability for incidental or consequential damages. Therefore, the above limitations may not apply to you or there may be state provisions that supersede the above. Any clause declared invalid shall be deemed severable and not affect the validity or enforceability of the remainder. These terms are governed by the laws of the State of California and may only be amended in a writing signed by GameSpy Industries.

    In addition, there are also a number of legal challenges to EULA's and the like (although I'm not sure whether any have succeeded yet) - see here and here, for example

    I don't know whether any applicable laws apply in the States, but the UK has laws which effectively mean that even though you've put up a sign saying you can't have something (eg refunds in shops), it doesn't have any legal bearing over your statutory rights.

    Other laws apply which require companies to have signs in prominent positions - preventing vehicle clamping firms from stealth clamping. The legal stuff link on their home page is right at the bottom corner - you have to scroll right down (well past the files link) to even see it. OK, we'll let them off, so long as the files page has a prominent link. Erm, not quite - again right at the bottom, this time wrapped in a font size=-2 tag. Well done chaps.

    Not that the people who downloaded it didn't have any responsibility to run a virus scan of their download, of course. However, you do expect a "reputable" company that you get files from should prevent this from happening in the first place. It just adds a little touch of irony to the little check box found in the security warning popup which appears when you go here Always trust content from Gamespy Industries, Inc.

    For a look at how EULA's should be, check the SVLA at CEXX.org

  49. was it in the TOS? by cheesyfru · · Score: 2

    It's okay, though.. I'm sure the people who hacked the Nimda into the program also added a disclaimer into the Terms of Service for the software. After all, it's just another virus that gets installed when you install "free" software...

  50. Very simple solution by Wouter+Van+Hemel · · Score: 1

    ...Install something unix-like on their servers?


    HTTP/1.1 400 Bad Request
    Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0


    No, it's not a anti-micro$oft troll, well, maybe, yes, but it really would be the solution, wouldn't it? :)

  51. Ironic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of spy distributes viruses besides James Bond with his STD collection?

  52. GameSpy Revision History by keller999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Arcade 1.1b This version of Arcade, released on June 28, 2002, included the following changes: - Removed nasty NIMBA virus - Fired security admin

  53. Inside Gamespy by peekaboo82 · · Score: 0

    From what my friends tell me about gamespy (I know people who work there and I attend the company lan parties), it's run by a bunch of kids who love to play games, but they have no business or software development experience. There's also a bunch of weird stuff going on inside their engineering group.

    The project lead for Arcade is a spaghetti-coder who does nothing all day, but meets deadlines by hitting a meth pipe all weekend to hack out masses of buggy code that gets released to customers on monday. This is the guy that does the bloated Arcade user interface. He and his "wife" are closet homosexuals that use each other as beards. The married couple live with the wife's girlfriend who is a well-known female quake player.

    Their head of engineering is a sexually frustrated 24 year old virgin who spends 22 hours a day at work, half of it late at night surfing for porn. I hear there's a betting pool inside Gamespy for when this guy is gonna get laid. Coworkers are praying it'll be soon so he'll chill out and stop being so uptight. He dropped out of school and got hired at Gamespy, but he's never worked at a software company before! This guy hired the Arcade programming team.

    So with an engineering group like that, is it any wonder that they could be incompetent enough to release Arcade with a virus?

    It's too bad because the original Arcade (Gamespy 3D) and the planetquake.com website worked well. There's nothing wrong with Gamespy making money, but Mark Surfas could have at least hired some real programmers.

    ...PB82

    1. Re:Inside Gamespy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like they gotta lot of characters in there!

  54. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a troll. I can't believe what idiot mods we have somedays. Why am I posting AC? Because some stupid mod that likes NIN decided that a direct quote attributed to the source was flamebait. Killed my Karma of 4.

  55. A good solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do all your gaming in Linux, that's what I do. most games have pretty good in game browsers, plus there are other options such as Xqf that do all gamespy does, save for the viruses. plus, no registration required!

    P

  56. Responsibility? by sracer9 · · Score: 2

    What responsibility does Gamespy have to the users who downloaded the infected file?"

    About the same as Microsoft I would guess...

    (Remembering the recent slashdot story where .net CD's were shipped infected with a worm)

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  57. This isn't the first time that this has happened by supremebob · · Score: 1

    This certainly isn't the first time that an online service has distributed viruses to it's users.

    Back in 1998, an online gaming service called mplayer.com (which, coincidently, is now owned by gamespy) distributed copies of the W95.CIH virus through it's automated software update system. The sad thing is that the company never admitted to it until it's users started complaining to gaming news sites about getting infected.

    Another more recent example is an outbreak of Nimda in Kazaa, which was being distributed through the 1.7.1 upgrade installers of their software.

    Anyway, these stories are just two more reasons why you should run updated Anti-Virus scanners 24/7 on your Windows boxes.

  58. Mod this guy WAY up. by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2

    Wow... He's right!!!

    Unless I'm missing something, he's got a really good point here.

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  59. fix yer firewall!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have 3 zones behind the OpenBSD firewall. One is for my kid. I firewalled his W2K boxen from my systems. Its sad when you have to do this... sad from a LOT of perspectives.

    He's a bright boy, but he doesn't understand why people would "write a virus". He's also been know to leave the car running on the street with the doors unlocked. One day his car will drive away and he will proclaim "I wonder why that happened".

    I can only say that Experiance is a good teacher and fools learn by no other method.

    1. Re:fix yer firewall!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your son is a 'tard

  60. This can be accomplished via a Partition Dataset by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    I've been suggesting the development of a "partition Dataset" concept for quite a while now. Basically this maps the directories and files into a single file. You can think of it as an application specific chroot, with the idea that the loopback is application specific.

    The time has come where we really need this and your post illustrates very clearly why we need to get this done ASAP. Linux is almsot ready for the desktop and the idiots out there are going to wreak havock with any security we might try to build into systems.

    The weakest link is the end user and we really need to design systems that are so tight that even they have trouble f*ing them up.

  61. Back in the day... by Psyko · · Score: 0

    This kind of thing has been happening for years without any recource from the companies that sent out the virus's. I remember a couple of years back when IBM was doing their big ebusiness security marketing campaign, the RS6000 configurator tool had a virus in it for like 4 builds in a row.

    The first time I came across it I put calls into IBMLink (that's where you download the app from), and the Rs6000 software support center and still nothing was done about it. 3 releases (about 5 months) later the virus was not included in the build anymore.

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  62. People are damn stupid by billybobthorton · · Score: 1

    I love Gamespy, they have supported the industry much more than any other company ive ever seen, and hey, if you get Nimda its your own damn fault, there is software called "antivirus software", it normally helps with this sort of thing. If you run windows and dont have AV software, your an f'ing idiot and deserve what you get. Hell, you can scan it for free online (housecall.antivirus.com, no this it not a plug i just use it for my customers who are too cheap to buy software). Get a life, if you have a computer chances are you have had a virus, nimda has an easy fix ..

  63. Better Alternative to GameSpy by Snover · · Score: 1

    Kali -- it does dynamic list updating, it is ad-free, and they're offering free registrations now. It's a far superior game browser.

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