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Liquid Audio Sues In Pitiful Attempt to Appear Relevant

Emily writes: "Another case of patent abuse similar to the PanIP nonsense previously reported in Slashdot. This time, it's Liquid Audio suing geotargeting company Infosplit over patent infringement. I read their patent, it's hilarious! Liquid Audio basically received a patent for saying that a domain ending by "co.uk" is in the UK. More seriously, these lawsuits represent a serious threat to innovation in this country."

234 comments

  1. Litigation... by DrVxD · · Score: 2

    Seems to be the name of the game these days. Still, and publicity is good publicity - isn't it?

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    1. Re:Litigation... by DrVxD · · Score: 2

      s/and/any/. Sorry

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    2. Re:Litigation... by evilempireinc · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure Enron, worldcom, and xerox are saying the exact same thing

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    3. Re:Litigation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically I should be able to patent a similar process for determining your geographical location by parsing your phone number.

  2. No use trying to escape it... by ringbarer · · Score: 0

    First Post claimed for the CLiT! Even at two posts a day we're still a force to be reckoned with!

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    1. Re:No use trying to escape it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With three AC posts before your sad attempt to recoup your losses, perhaps you are a force to be disposed of. Sorry to shatter your little snow globe world.

  3. Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Liquid Audio Sues In Pitiful Attempt to Appear Relevant

    Well gee chrisd, thanks for giving us your commentary AND a title in the same text! killing two birds with one stone!

    But seriously, I can't tell by the title what the hell it actually means. Want to actually give us the facts before your opinion? How about writing a comments so you can be moderated? Or are you afraid of something?

    1. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try following links, reading articles, etc. It's much more refreshing than bitching about a headline.

    2. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (ot), but true... Not only chrisd does this, but almost every slashdot editor seems to have the urge to put in their own little "witty" remark with every post, instead of just posting a comment that can be fairly moderated.

      Modded the parent up when logged in, hope it gets noticed.

    3. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by night_flyer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      shut up chrisd ...

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    4. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
        • Liquid Audio Sues In Pitiful Attempt to Appear Relevant

        Well gee chrisd, thanks for giving us your commentary AND a title in the same text! killing two birds with one stone!

        But seriously, I can't tell by the title what the hell it actually means. Want to actually give us the facts before your opinion? How about writing a comments so you can be moderated? Or are you afraid of something?
      chris_d didn't write that, the submitter did. Get a grip and then do something productive. If you are going to flame, BE ACCURATE.
    5. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Granted it happens a lot, but have you even *read* the article yet? The idea is absolutely ridiculous. A server with a certain country's TLD has never ever been required to be in that country (i'm going off of the news.com article, the patent link was down when i clicked it). Even if that were not ludicrous, they were essentially patenting the process of parsing the remote user hostname, isn't it about time that the government steps up and creates a tech-savy branch of the patent office?

    6. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • (ot), but true...
      More like (ot), but WRONG. chrisd didn't make any comments. Whoever submitted the story did. If you are going to bitch, complain that the story doesn't warrant attention, or at least attack the right person if you can't do anything productive. Mod the parent DOWN, not up, because it is just plain wrong.
    7. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone notice that as the signal to noise ratio of story titles continues to go down that the small GIF next to each story becomes more informative as to what a story is about than the title? Maybe Slashdot should use strictly the subject graphics as the title of items.

    8. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if the title was chrisd's or the submitter's words, but it is chrisd's responsibility to EDIT. that's his job after all. What the hell he is trying to convey with the title?

    9. Re:Can't You Just Post a Comment? by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 1
      Anyone notice that as the signal to noise ratio of story titles continues to go down that the small GIF next to each story becomes more informative as to what a story is about than the title? Maybe Slashdot should use strictly the subject graphics as the title of items.

      What, you mean you READ the title? I thought you were just supposed to send the flame appropriate to the picture! Next you'll be telling me you're actually meant to read the stories as well!

      /. for illiterates. You know it makes sense.

      rc

  4. I've said it before, and I'll say it again by WCMI92 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Such abuse of the US patent system is going to continue until tough civil and criminal penalties (how bout fraud and raceteering?) are enacted to discourage this.

    Also, the USPTO needs serious reform, training, and procedural improvement. They should be REVIEWING these things for relevance, prior art, etc, not just rubber stamping.

    Left as it is, the US patent system is going to hurt innovation, DISCOURAGE invention, and make our economy fall behind.

    The next great world power is going to be a country that has less stringent IP laws, and a reasonable patent system, one that encourages invention and improvement of invention. Not one like ours that has basically become a corporate blackmail and extortion tool.

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    1. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2
      The next great world power is going to be a country that has less stringent IP laws, and a reasonable patent system, one that encourages invention and improvement of invention.
      The next great world power is going to be China.
    2. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by micromoog · · Score: 2

      Say it again to someone that can do something about it, like Congress.

    3. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Ark42 · · Score: 1

      Does the so-called Great Firewall of China really allow for such development?

    4. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by WCMI92 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The next great world power is going to be China."

      Through brute force only. China ignores IP laws for it's own convienence, not to foster innovation and opportunity.

      China lacks political freedom that is necessary to foster invention. There is a reason why communist countries have to put up walls to keep their people in, after all...

      Ultimately, though, the Chinese system will fail just like the soviet one did, once the people become advanced enough to crave freedom. It's just taking longer because China has MILLENIA of cultural acceptance of autocracy to overcome.

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    5. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      Don't believe everything you read on news.com

    6. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2
      China ignores IP laws for it's own convienence, not to foster innovation and opportunity.
      Like the USA did, until it was to their advantage to enforce international rules.
      There is a reason why communist countries have to put up walls to keep their people in, after all...
      Oh, would you like a couple of hundred million Chinese emigrants? I have at least some sympathy for the Chinese system, it can't be easy to manage a billion people.
    7. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Also, the USPTO needs serious reform, training, and procedural improvement. They should be REVIEWING these things for relevance, prior art, etc, not just rubber stamping.

      I just don't see that working. The USPTO (or any patent office) are just a bunch of clerks when it comes to the crunch. There is simply no amount of training that will enable them to pick up an arbitrary patent application and say whether it's bogus or not. They *should* be able to check for basic prior art, obviously bogus filing and so on, but that's really all they can be expected to do without being omnipotent.

      The only thing I can see working is that instead of simply rubber stamping it as "approved" at this point, it's stamped as "provisional". The patent can then go into a very public place on the PTO's site indexed under a variety of searchable keywords for peer review. That way the onus is on those who are going to be nailed by the patent to demonstrate applicable prior-art and expose wild claims for what they are. A failure to raise any suitable objections within a pre-defined period causes an automatic upgrading to "approved", while objections enter a pre-defined process of resolution.

      You can't rush out and make your own filing, because it will, (unless you are patenting time travel), have to be submitted after the date of the provisionally approved patent. The filer of the patent can't complain about their information being exposed to the public, because patents are a matter of public record anyway. There are probably a few other safeguards an expert patent lawyer could devise too, but blaming the PTO is not the way to go.

      Ever heard the saying "behind every sleazy lawyer is a sleazy client"? Clearly, behind every sleazy patent office is a sleazy patent applicant trying to abuse the system as well...

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    8. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by troc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am sorry but I take that rather personally.

      I am a patent examiner working for the European Patent Office and we operate somewhat differently from the USPTO. For a start, we spend MUCH more time researching a patent (2-3 times as much or more). Secondly we have a much bigger database and full external access to many more.

      Then there's this *new* thing the USPTO has started to do - which everyone else has been doing for ever, which is to publish a PATENT APPLICATION before it's been examined or granted. Thish gives people the opportunity (and the right) to submit to us any information they think might be relevant, if they so wish.

      So to recap.

      1. Patent Applications are published before being granted.
      2. That's PUBLICLY published (just try our website ;)
      3. Most places (i.e. Europe, Japan etc) do actually spend a decent amount of time on a search and, in our case using the largest, fully indexed knowledge database available (The USPTO are trying to buy our system).
      4. Please don't tar all of us with the USPTO brush. We all know they are crap - that's why most Americans ask the EPO to examine their internations patent applications.

      hohum

      Troc

      PS I am happy to do some sort of question/answer thing about this if you want.

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    9. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by captaineo · · Score: 2

      Well there's just one extra check I'd love to see patent examiners do - use Google and do a search on each of the claims. That alone would probably weed out 70% of the obvious crap =).

    10. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Green+Light · · Score: 1

      I have determined that you are in the UK, via a simple observation of your web site information (snark.freeserve.co.uk).
      Whoops! Am I going to be sued for some kind of patent infringment?

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    11. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by jamesneal · · Score: 1

      The filer of the patent can't complain about their information being exposed to the public, because patents are a matter of public record anyway.

      An _approved_ patent is a matter of public record. If I file for a patent, and don't get it, I still have a trade secret.

    12. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by troc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Aha and how do you prove the stuff you find on Google is PRIOR art?

      It's very dificult most of the time. Trust me. Quite a lot of us here at the EPO use Google.

      Troc

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    13. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      >The next great world power is going to be a country that has less stringent IP laws, and a reasonable patent system, one that encourages invention and improvement of invention. Not one like ours that has basically become a corporate blackmail and extortion tool.>

      It looks like it's going to be the EU. Doing business by suing is NOT going to help the US world wide. There is a severe lack of trust in the US world wide. The Euro is now worth over $1 US and may replace the dollar as the currency of choice if the lack of trust in America continues. The corporate greed needs to stop or it will bite us all including the greedy eventually.

    14. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by troc · · Score: 2

      Nope. Bzzzzzt, wrong. If you file for a patent then some months later the application in all it's beauty is published (the "some" depends on where and what system use use).

      Whether it ever gets granted and in what state.. well that's another matter.

      Troc

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    15. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 0, Troll

      >have at least some sympathy for the Chinese system, it can't be easy to manage a billion people.

      Tough shit. Who cares. Their problem.

      Anyway, whos going to teach everyone in the world Chinese? Who wants to learn Chinese? Clue: not me.
      I think they`ll be learning English. Anytime soon? No.

      Next.

    16. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Maax · · Score: 1

      Yep, I have a question:

      Can you describe any guidelines for the 'novelty' requirement as they apply to the work of an examiner? I'm assuming there's some sort of internal process for making a judgement on 'obvious to a reasonably skilled practitioner' -- would be interested to hear what actually happens...
    17. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by FFFish · · Score: 1, Troll

      And it's going to be the great world power within ten years. The headstone for the USA is already being carved.

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    18. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by troc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Heh, we have a whole book, called the "guidelines" it's a public publication which you can download from our website (convention, guidelines). Essentially, a novelty destroying document is one which discloses all the features of a claim (or invention) in a single embodiment or example. This can be another patent or any prior publication from anywhere - as long it was public knowledge at some point ;) Usually we have to challenge inventive step - in this we argue that something isn't inventive because someone skilled in the art (but with no inventive ability) WOULD combine the knowledge of two different documents to arrive at the concept. I know its dry and boring (as are all legal texts) but iy you get a chance, our guidelines and the European Patent Convention do have some info ;) Personally I feel a little cheated if (and this is rare) I don't find a set of prejudicial documents during a search ;) Then I don't work in computing and crap like that....... Troc

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    19. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you didn't provide a url, I googled and came up with http://www.european-patent-office.org

      I also noticed on the first page of google results a link to The European Software Patent Horror Gallery.

      Tarring with the same brush? If the shoe fits, wear it.

    20. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I just don't see that working. The USPTO (or any patent office) are just a bunch of clerks when it comes to the crunch. There is simply no amount of training that will enable them to pick up an arbitrary patent application and say whether it's bogus or not. They *should* be able to check for basic prior art, obviously bogus filing and so on, but that's really all they can be expected to do without being omnipotent.

      as someone who works in intellectual property law, files applications every week, and corresponds with examiners, i can tell you right now that they
      aren't just a bunch of clerks. they are: overwhelmingly foreign, in possession of a technical degree, and very overworked. they also do not pick up "arbitrary applications". each application is classified by technical area and sent to one of hundreds of "art groups" which specialize in that type of technology. the guy who finally approved the patent discussed in this post probably only dealt with a subset of internet related patents.

      The only thing I can see working is that instead of simply rubber stamping it as "approved" at this point, it's stamped as "provisional". The patent can then go into a very public place on the PTO's site indexed under a variety of searchable keywords for peer review. That way the onus is on those who are going to be nailed by the patent to demonstrate applicable prior-art and expose wild claims for what they are.

      this is pretty much already the case. applications are published by the PTO at some point during prosecution, and i'm fairly sure, though not positive, that Joe Shmoe can submit applicable prior art to the relevant Examiner. Perhaps at some point when it is economically necessary to do so, companies will have their IP lawyers watching the PTO site like hawks but as of now I suppose it isn't profitable to do so.

      the main problems with the US system are:

      1) software patents (and business method, but the two
      are basically the same)

      2) overworked PTO has very little time per application.

      3) wording of and judicial interpretation of
      U.S.C. 35 section 103 which defines obviousness
      rejections.

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      unfortunately, americans are on the whole either very stupid or very apathetic, and our representatives receive lots of money from corporations. they no longer legislate for us, except when they absolutely have to in order to stay elected. i never expect change in this area to come from the american public.

      on the other hand, businesses are greedy, and hopefully keep each other in check through litigation. (most of these bs patents get overturned in litigation, because even though the PTO is overworked, you can bet that MegaCorp is going to pay 1,000 lawyers to scour the f*cking Earth to find that 1927 thesis in Russia that qualifies as prior art.

      in the end, i'll do my part with my vote but i fear it won't be heard over all these sheep bleating the pledge of allegiance.

    21. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by snake_dad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why do you keep winking at me? ;)

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    22. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by eth1 · · Score: 2
      The USPTO (or any patent office) are just a bunch of clerks when it comes to the crunch.
      Well, the 'crunch' is really the whole problem IMO. If they had time to research them, I doubt we'd have such a problem. How about some sort of limit on number of patents filed per unit time? IIRC, the idea of patents was to protect small time inventors from the big evil guys. So the garage R&D dept probably won't even notice the limit, but the people who abuse the system by filing hundreds of patents for anything and everything are now forced to pick only the really important stuff.
    23. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by troc · · Score: 1

      Dammed Swiss keyboard. Because we are european we have to use the same keyboard and the Swiss ones have the easiest (allegedly) selection of extra characters.

      This annoys me as it means I have a qwertz keyboard here, with ; and : in odd places. So that's why.

      I don't fancy you. Probably.
      Are you a Natalie Portman/Kylie Minogue lookalike?

      and female (sorry to be sexist and everything)

      Troc

      PS Don't tell the wife :)

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    24. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Zocalo · · Score: 2
      Sounds like you are already doing a lot of my second paragraph then, which is a start, but ultimately patents *need* peer reviews. The number of potential fields for a patent is vast, too vast to expect a patent office to employ someone to know enough about an arbitrary subject to make a judgement of whether the patent is valid or not.

      Suppose I file a patent for the cat-flap (assuming we live in a parallel universe were it is a brand new thing and Isaac Newton only discovered gravity and invented the milled edge coin). It's a pretty simple matter to say, "Yes, that's a brand new and clever idea. Patent approved". Now suppose I file a bullshit, but highly technical, patent in the field of quantum mechanics. Unless there is a quantum physicist at the PTO concerned, then it's highly likely that no-one is going to understand the implications of the patent. Hell, even quantum physicists have problems comprehending quantum physics...

      I don't doubt the USPTO is amongst the worst of the bunch, and I applaud the EUPTO for *some* of their stands on software patents, but still feel that peer review is required with todays often highly complex patent applications, regardless of the PTO concerned. It's nice to see that at least some people are trying though, in spite of what appears to be the USPTO's apparent "approve everything and rely on the lawyers" approach.

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    25. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      Rambus already is feeling the heat for this.

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    26. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say it to Congress, they would be receptive since they are currently considering the same types of reforms:

      S 1754 IS
      SEC. 4. STRATEGIC PLAN.
      (a) DEVELOPMENT OF PLAN.--The Director shall, in close consultation with the Patent Public Advisory Committee and the Trademark Public Advisory Committee, develop a strategic plan that sets forth the goals and methods by which the United States Patent and Trademark Office will, during the 5-year period beginning on October 1, 2002 (1) enhance patent and trademark quality;
      (2) reduce patent and trademark pendency; and (3) develop and implement an effective electronic system for use by the Patent and Trademark Office and the public for all aspects of the patent and trademark processes, including, in addition to the elements set forth in section 3, searching, examining, communicating, publishing, and making publicly available, patents and trademark registrations.

      The strategic plan shall include milestones and objective and meaningful criteria for evaluating the progress and successful achievement of the plan. The Director shall consult with the Public Advisory Committees with respect to the development of each aspect of the strategic plan.

      http://aipla.org/html/Legislative/107/senate/s17 54 .pdf

    27. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by troc · · Score: 4, Informative

      And this is why we employ specialists (usually with PhDs in their field) for a partcular field. Most of us are published.

      i.e. the cat-flap specialist (and we have some!) won't get quantum mechanical applications. So, yes, we do have quantum physicists here. Ones who have worked at Cern. We also have fully trained, industrially adept biochemists etc etc. Just look at our recruitment requirements (the requirement to speak, read and write technical English, French and German is a toughie)

      The USPTO do have specialists too, however they don't specialise to such a degree - but their main problem is they are given no time for a search due to workload. Together with a shit approach to software patents it's true.

      So we don't make arbitraty judgements, people are hired to fit the niche they know and are specialists in and we are encouraged (conferences etc) to remain fully up to date in our field of expertise. When I joined /. (many years ago) I was a research scientist.

      Troc

      PS (again) to anyone like Rob... if you want to organise a Q&A session I will happily answer the /. questions.

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    28. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Not ten, I don't think. Maybe twenty-five.

    29. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      Two comments I'd like to reply to:

      but blaming the PTO is not the way to go.

      I disagree. I have worked for the Federal Government before, and incompetence and sheer laziness are a way of life there. There are a few hard working people, but the majority aren't. If you have ever been absolutely frustrated at the DMV while you stand in a line of two hundred people, waiting to be helped by the only clerk that is not gathered in the back taking a perpetual break, you know what I mean.

      The problem at the patent office is that just like every other US government job, mediocrity is the standard and the bare minimum is exactly what most of the clerks do. The solution is that the performance bar must be raised.

      Ever heard the saying "behind every sleazy lawyer is a sleazy client"? Clearly, behind every sleazy patent office is a sleazy patent applicant trying to abuse the system as well...

      This is exactly why the bar must be raised. Instead of "processing" a patent application (meaning taking the applicant's money and stamping the application "approved" (which is just a government synonym for "paid") they should by mandate be required to research the patent to make sure it is valid.

      In addition, the patent office should make public summaries of each patent available before the approval process is complete so that invalid patents may be thrown out PRIOR to patents going to court.

    30. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by FFFish · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was going to say twenty, but then I reconsidered. Seems to me that change is accelerating, and we have seen some pretty startling changes over the past decade or so: fall of the USSR, creation of the EU, rise of India as a software powerforce, etc.

      Now that China is getting trading partner status, and the West is completely ignoring its endless human rights violations, I think ten years isn't outragerously optimistic. Twenty-five years is a full generation's time: I think that timeline is a little too conservative.

      Either way, though, life is going to change radically for us Westerners. I sure hope we don't find out what it's like to live in the Third World...

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    31. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      I'm going to have to disagree with you. I think China will continue to adapt until it more and more resembles fascism rather than communism, with enough local democracy to let the populace think it's in charge. It hasn't grown significantly less autocratic, but it has become more economically liberal, with the result that the political situation is stabilized. A number of my co-workers are Chinese (and had no problem coming here to work or study), and one said that as long as the economy continues to improve the people won't complain much about the oppressive regime.

      I think China has a great deal of potential, but their government is dangerous and needs to change. It doesn't appear likely to fall anytime soon, though- the best hope is for continuing liberalization.

    32. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Patent Applications are published before being granted

      This is the most important thing, as the USPTO has demonstrated that it is quite inept at finding prior art to obvious "inventions", whereas individuals who are actually motivated to stop patent absurdities will put a little more effort into it.

      There also needs to be a comment and moderation system to the review process, with moderation scores between -1 and +5...

    33. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along with tags for Troll, Flamebait, Interesting, Offtopic, etc.

    34. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by HiThere · · Score: 2

      And you want to trust who with this authority? The people who set up the current system. How wonderful!

      The US patent system has been discouraging innovation since at least the 1950's. There's no "is going to" about it. Read Mark Clifton's "Trade Secret" (fiction), or Leonard Lockhard (a pseud., I think) for a description from the 1950's of what the patent office was like. It's worse now, but it seem to be only a natural progression of an ongoing trend.

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    35. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Please don't tar all of us with the USPTO brush. We all know they are crap - that's why most Americans ask the EPO to examine their internations patent applications.

      Absolutely, my company does two types of patent, defensive patents and serious ones. With defensive patents all we are trying to do is to make sure that no shit comes along and files a claim on the stuff we developed (which has happened repeatedly). We file those at the USPTO, but by the time any are granted we have usually committed to granting a royalty free license to use the stuff in a standards body.

      If we have a real invention and think we may seriously demand royalty fees we also file in Europe and Japan, even if the invention is pretty US specific. The main reason we do that is for credibility. If you send someone a demand letter that cites a USPTO patent the recipient pretty much knows it is 95% certain to be extortion. If you can cite a European patent you have a heck of a lot more credibility.

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    36. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by G0ldNugget · · Score: 1

      The Great Wall of China was built to keep forigners OUT. And it suceeded for hundreds of years. The culture still fosters this attitude.

    37. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      It's not just patents. The whole crazy idea of intellectual property is an anachronism. It's been a long time since patents or copyrights served their purpose. Scrap them, and start over.

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      How ya like dat?
    38. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by haizi_23 · · Score: 1

      anyone who patents a small door at the bottom of another door is a moron. if i knew someone like that, i would spill beer on them at every possible occasion.

    39. Re:I've said it before, and I'll say it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am a patent examiner working for the European Patent Office
      Reading that is even more ugly than, "I work for Microsoft". How do you sleep at night, knowing that your work contributes to blocking of the free flow of information, just to keep money in the hands of the already very rich? How does it feel, when third world countries have to fight for AIDS drugs because of people like you? What's it like, knowing you've helped the guy with the most lawyers, rather than the most brains?

      And don't give me bullcrap about it "not being like America". Your rant about doing more research reads as a bully who says, "well, I only beat people up if they've been saying things I don't like!!! I don't just hit anyone!"

      Ah well, I guess patents are a blessing, after all, none of Archimedes, Euclid, Newton, Leibniz, Euler, Gauss, Galois, and Cauchy would have done their work had they not had the All Important Patent Rights to prevent anyone else using their published information!

  5. Suggest legal reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only winners in these spurious suits are the lawyers.
    Note similar detrimental effects on healthcare.
    So we need reform. The real question: what political candidates have the required fortitude?
    Daresay the political landscape of the US is not promising...

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
    1. Re:Suggest legal reform by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      "The only winners in these spurious suits are the lawyers.
      Note similar detrimental effects on healthcare.
      So we need reform. The real question: what political candidates have the required fortitude?
      Daresay the political landscape of the US is not promising..."

      With one of the two major parties (Democrats) in league with the trial lawyers (who LOVE things like this), and the other (Republicans) in bed with the corporations (who also LOVE this), there is not much chance of reform.

      --
      Corporatism != Free Market
    2. Re:Suggest legal reform by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2

      Your ability to differentiate between the Demmicans and the Republocrats is commendable.
      So, how do we tweak the system to reward integrity?

      --
      Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  6. Broken System by RollyGuy · · Score: 1

    The patent system used to promote innovation and research. Now it is a broken system that is only used to fuel future legal battles.

    I once believed in the system because it rewarded those that came up with new ideas, but I am disgusted now how people try to use it to make a quick buck in the future.

    I wonder how the system will have to change to be effective again? Or perhaps some patents will just have to be not granted because they are obvious, or just plain stupid.

    --
    Don't pet the burning dog
    1. Re:Broken System by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      "I wonder how the system will have to change to be effective again? Or perhaps some patents will just have to be not granted because they are obvious, or just plain stupid."

      THAT would solve a lot of the problem. Indeed, if it became harder to get a patent (because they would require mandatory review, and maybe even require a public comment period for prior art), 90% of this abuse would cease.

      The other major reform needed to copyright and patent is to require mandatory, nondiscriminatory licensing. Meaning, that if it's licensed to SOMEONE, it has to be available to be licenced to anyone, under similar terms.

      What roils my stomach is how the RIAA got CARP approved, while running right out and signing deals with Yahoo! and others that is discrimanatory against small webcasters. IE, CARP's high rates only apply to those too small to have the weight to negotiate better.

      That is not free enterprise or capitalism. That is monopolistic command and control economy, don't let the corporatist "Capitalist" rhetoric fool you.

      --
      Corporatism != Free Market
    2. Re:Broken System by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      A-FUCKING MEN.

      Nonexclusive rights to copyright is absolutely REQUIRED if copyright is to serve the interest of the artistic community ever again.

      People seem to have forgotten that copyright was written to combat exclusive publishing deals given to the publishers in the 1600s. Now that copyright is again a commodity, and can be licenced exclusively, it is no different than the pre-copyright age which the current copyright proponants are selling as the dystopic vision of a world without _modern_ copyright law.

      Language is a powerful tool - its important to work around it and understand the actual workings of a system rather than how stuff supposedly plays out in its formed language and terminology.

      And yes, same with patents. They should all be non-discriminatory. Somewhere along the line, it became more profitable to create scarcity rather than to profit off equal-access to ones work.

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    3. Re:Broken System by cjpez · · Score: 1

      A-fucking men . . . Is that like the X-Men, but different? Or an A-Team reference, perhaps? :)

    4. Re:Broken System by mpe · · Score: 2

      Nonexclusive rights to copyright is absolutely REQUIRED if copyright is to serve the interest of the artistic community ever again.

      Or maybe a system which only addresses copying of actual works. Rather than arbitrary parts of works such as characters and settings. Which would also eliminate the whole "Micky Mouse" problem. Indeed this is the way copyright used to work in the UK...

      People seem to have forgotten that copyright was written to combat exclusive publishing deals given to the publishers in the 1600s. Now that copyright is again a commodity, and can be licenced exclusively,

      Not only that a large amount of copyright is in the hands of publishers. Especially, music and motion pictures.

      it is no different than the pre-copyright age which the current copyright proponants are selling as the dystopic vision of a world without _modern_ copyright law.

      Modern copyright law is different from that of even a few decades ago, let alone that of 3 centuries.
      There also tends to be the false dicotomy of either no copyright or the kind of copyright we have now.

    5. Re:Broken System by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      A-fucking men . . . Is that like the X-Men, but different? Or an A-Team reference, perhaps? :)

      "The A-fucking men"

      It's a superhero comic designed to lift the spirits of otherwise alienated and isolated gay teen boys.

  7. They Patented Reading! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cool, who would have ever thought of digging through DNS records to determine where someone may originate from? I know I wouldn't. I suggest you all stop using such patent infringing tools as nslint, dig, whois, nslookup, and even Arin immediately as you may inadvertantly (no excuse!) determine where a system may be. Heavan forbid that armed with such illecit knowledge you then try to distribute some content to them from a reasonable location.

    1. Re:They Patented Reading! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heavan forbid that armed with such illecit knowledge you then try to distribute some content to them from a reasonable location.

      Sourceforge had better watch out! Do you think a set of radio buttons and a question "Which is nearest to you?" infinges?

      If it does, Real had better get licensing too!

  8. I don't think.. by iONiUM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of people actually understand technology. They sort of see something wrong and think "hey, everyone's making money off the internet and computers, why can't I?" and they press charges, sue, or generally become another nuisance to those with enough intelligence to see what's going on.
    Reminds me of homer simpson, "they have the internet on computers now?"

  9. patent abstract by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Just so that we can be clear about this:

    • Description
    • Territorial determination of remote computer location in a wide area network for conditional delivery of digitized products

      Abstract

      Digital products are delivered to a client computer through a wide area network such as the Internet only upon determination that the client computer is located in a geopolitical territory, such as a country or state, for which delivery of the digital product is authorized.

      A server computer estimates the geopolitical location of the client computer from the client computer's network address through contact information in a network address allocation database.

      Alternatively, the server computer estimates the geopolitical location of the client computer from the client computer's custom name, e.g., domain name. The domain name itself can specify a country within which the client computer is located. Such can be conventional or can be parse according to ad hoc patterns developed by large, international organizations identified by a root domain name. In addition, contact information for the domain name can be retrieved and geopolitical territory information parsed from the contact information. A super-classification of the domain name can indicate a geopolitical territory. Records associating geopolitical territories with network address ranges are stored in such a manner that maximizes resolution within a cache of such records, perhaps at the expense of reduce efficiency but so as to maximum currency and accuracy.

    It almost sounds like they patented the use of somebody else's leg work

    [sigh]

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:patent abstract by jo.cool · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this patent can be overturned on the basis of bad proofreading. To wit:

      perhaps at the expense of reduce efficiency but so as to maximum currency and accuracy.

    2. Re:patent abstract by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps somebody should just point to the RFC regarding domain names and tell them to take a hike. If that's not prior art, what is?

      --
      Semper en excreta sumus solum profundum
    3. Re:patent abstract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are other places that location can be stored than the TLD. For example, 0.so-1-2-0.TL2.NYC8.ALTER.NET is probably in New York City. It can get more complicated, as you can get things like purdue-gw.customer.ALTER.NET, which is probably in or near West Lafayette, IN.

      Regardless, from this summary, this patent is written way too broadly and is obvious to one schooled in the art. However, the actual heuristics might not be. I'm getting RST by the USPTO, so I cannot see the patent itself.

    4. Re:patent abstract by WEFUNK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or, in a nutshell they've patented:

      A method of determining the location of a computer by looking up the location of the computer in a database that lists the location of computers so that information can be sent to the computer that is relevant to that computer's listed location.

      I don't think this is a case of looking for prior art, this is a matter of defining obviousness.

      This is simply what databases are made for. PERIOD. END OF CASE.

      Most of these frivolous cases revolve around the use of databases and other common computing technologies for precisely the purpose they were intended. This patent is like getting a copy of MS Word and then patenting the use of the spell checker for detecting spelling errors in documents - that's obviously what it was made for!!!

      Rather than worrying about prior art, maybe we should begin an active education campaign to define basic computing terms along with extensive examples of usage that clearly show how obvious so many of these patent applications are. Something like the IBM technical briefs that are often used to provide prior art and to prevent this very sort of thing.

      Also, while I understand the logic behind the esoteric language used to define patent claims, no patent should be granted unless the patent examiner can reword the claims into the simplest equivalent wording to prove that they understand them and that they are truly novel and unobvious.

      --
      My next sig will be ready soon, but friends can beat the rush!
    5. Re:patent abstract by Anopheles · · Score: 1

      Just to play devil's advocate, I could read this patent as saying that they deliver different content to different TLD's - which is not the reason why domain names and country codes were created. TLD's were just created to give a user a human-readable internet address.

      From what I can tell, this patent makes use of already existing data in a previously unknown way. IN a nutshell, if you browsed to a certain page using this technology, you would see "color" if you were browsing from the US, and "colour" if browsing from a computer with a domainname in the UK. I would imagine this concept could be extended to automatic translations of webpages (all those Japanese pages would automatically be babel-ized to English as we viewed it from the US), and many other interesting ways, each could stem from this patent (and earning the inventor their royalties they are due.)

      Finally, this patent was filed almost 4 years ago. This could definitely have been the first case of differing content by domain name.

    6. Re:patent abstract by arb · · Score: 1

      Finally, this patent was filed almost 4 years ago. This could definitely have been the first case of differing content by domain name.

      However, I am sure there were countless web-sites that were restricting access or delivering different content based on country-code TLDs before this application was filed.

      I guess it all depends on the technique they use to determine the region (I haven't read the entire patent yet). If it is anything other than chopping the last bit off the domain name and looking up a table and/or looking up domain registry entries for address details, then it definitely should have failed the obviousness test.

  10. And in related news... by WPIDalamar · · Score: 5, Funny

    WPIDalamar recently filed a patent that covers "Determining people's location from their postal address". No prior art was found on this, and he intends to charge royalties to anyout who uses an address to travel to, ship items to, or explain directions.

    1. Re:And in related news... by phunhippy · · Score: 1

      WPIDalamar recently filed a patent that covers "Determining people's location from their postal address". No prior art was found on this, and he intends to charge royalties to anyout who uses an address to travel to, ship items to, or explain directions.

      HaHa!! So your the one responsible for all that targeted direct mailings i get!

    2. Re:And in related news... by EasyTarget · · Score: 1

      HaHa!! So your the one responsible for all that targeted direct mailings i get!

      Yeah, So we'll look at your address and come round to break your legs!

      Err, Can I licence doing that from you please?

      --
      "Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people into winners and losers." - Hobbes
    3. Re:And in related news... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      "Determining people's location from their postal address"

      The post office may have some prior art on this. Though if this practice was to obvious to actually write down in a document, you may have something...

  11. Interview with the Patent Office? by Nomad7674 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is just wierd. I read the patent and agree that it appears to say just what the poster days, though I am only the son of a lawyer and not one myself

    This is an on-going thread in Slashdot which appears to be uncovering important info. Any chance we could arrange a Slashdot interview with either the Head of the Patent Office (or their main P.R. guy) or with the Senator heading up the Patent Office Committee (whatever that is)?

    1. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by sllort · · Score: 1

      Any chance we could arrange a Slashdot interview with either the Head of the Patent Office (or their main P.R. guy) or with the Senator heading up the Patent Office Committee (whatever that is)?

      None whatsoever.

      Do the words "small, vocal minority" mean anything to you?

    2. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when is slashdot "vocal"?

      The slashdot political activism crowd is the most insular that i've ever seen. If the slashdot community were a "vocal" minority, they'd do their bitching somewhere where the general public could hear.

      A good example of a way to start fixing things, though, would be to do a slashdot interview with some higher-up at the USPTO, then forward the interview transcript and some spare user comments to the new york times opinions page.

    3. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by taloobie · · Score: 1

      Now that would be a good read!

      I look at this like so many of the other issues afflicting our existence. We have advanced so far with our technology that we've outpaced our cultural/social advancement. That is, we patent ideas that are not really new or unique because we simply have no legal/social/cultural mechanism to measure relevance. Add the general lack of technical knowledge in the courtrooms and boardrooms to the stunted cultural advancement and we've got ourselves many long years of struggle in this area.

      The great thing is . . . as a technologist you can keep inventing while everyone else pushes paperwork around trying to claim ownership of technologies you've long since left behind.

      In essence, rapid innovation makes the existing ideas surround patents irrelevent. Regardless of the law or patent papers, innovation marches on.

      In this case, and someone already mentioned it, Liquid Audio will continue to fight this ridiculous battle while the world passes them by. Ultimately, it won't mean a thing to own a patent if your company (as the article states) blows through 4.9 million while only taking in 135K.

    4. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Do the words "small, vocal minority" mean anything to you?

      In relation to Slashdot? No, not really. Those words didn't even conjure up an old ep of Star Trek.

    5. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by Danse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any chance we could arrange a Slashdot interview with either the Head of the Patent Office (or their main P.R. guy) or with the Senator heading up the Patent Office Committee (whatever that is)?

      It would be a very frustrating endeavor. These are the kinds of people that can actually defend patents like this with a straight face. They can sit there and talk about how we just don't understand the innovation and that these patents really are worthy of protection. And they'll never once burst out in maniacal laughter. They're that good at what they do.

      --
      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    6. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      One of the problems with obtaining such an interview -- and getting anything meaningful out of it -- is that one of the people in Congress most directly involved with USPTO oversight is the inestimable Rep. Howard Coble (R-NC), the lead author of the DMCA.

      I tried calling his office at the Committee on Courts a while back to express my opinions on the DMCA. The arrogance and condescension expressed by his staffer on the phone was absolutely staggering (bet you didn't realize that it was actually possible to sneer over the phone). I lost a lot of faith in my elected representatives and the process in general that day.

    7. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by TFloore · · Score: 2

      Okay, you've given me a conumdrum... I've got mod points, and I have a problem...

      I can't decide if this is flamebait or funny.... and there's not a category for both. :)

      So instead, I'll simply reply, and say "yeah, scary, isn't it?"

      --
      This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is... Oops. Frank, I've got your sig again! Where's mine?
    8. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, yes. I'd like to ask him if I can patent porn leeching.

      wget -Yoff -Hr -Agif,jpg,jpeg,mpg,mpeg,avi http://pk.com/indexgp02.html

    9. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by Danse · · Score: 1

      That's ok, I intended it as a bit of both really. As Homer Simpson would say, "It's funny because it's true."

      --
      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    10. Re:Interview with the Patent Office? by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Yes as much as it means to the Isralies.
      What is your point?

  12. Want a job as a patent examiner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    link "Be at the Forefront of Technology At the USPTO, you have the opportunity to see new technology before anyone else." Really?

  13. Now I understand! by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Funny

    until I read this, I always wondered why spammers send mail about crap that is only available in the USA to me, when any fool with half an ounce of intelligence can tell from my address that I'm in the UK. Thanks for clearing this one up, /.!

    --
    A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a
    1. Re:Now I understand! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I still have no idea how I get tons and tons and TONS of spam from Far East. I don't speak Chinese, sorry! The spammers probably think that Mandarin speakers are evenly distributed across the different countries =)

      /me seriously considers getting that spamassasin thing.

    2. Re:Now I understand! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey - maybe WE can sue Liquid Audio for misdirected spam! I'm in the US, and for some reason I get a lot of UK spam with prices in pounds.

      If they hadn't patented this "technology" (looks a lot like a simple database to me), the spammers could legally figure out where we live and spam accordingly.

    3. Re:Now I understand! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Rigby we're watching you !

  14. Jus think... by bahtama · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Just think if this silliness had always been around.

    The United States of America claim, in the year, 1776, to patent a method for breaking ties with your mother country and establishing a new autonomous country. Methods include guns, cannons, and other secret strategies involving tea. Use of any of these methods require a NDA to be signed and notorized. Any other countries for the next 250 years must pay royalties and licensing fees if they wish to do the same. A list of basic human rights is also claimed, with the right to free speech only allowable with our low cost licensing scheme.

    --

    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Oh bother.

  15. There's more to the patent by cacav · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree this is a stupid patent, but I don't think it is quite as simple as "co.uk means the computer's in the UK". There's an extra portion to the patent which goes one step further, which is determining whether or not the digital content can be transmitted to the computer in it's current geo-political location. In essence, it sounds like a method to allow the implementation of national data filtering. For example, if it's illegal to view adult materials in a country, this patent covers any method which is used to determine that the client computer is in that nation, and then goes on to prevent the data from getting there.

    Granted, that's my interpretation and I'm not a patent lawyer. On the flip side, I don't see how this patent could ever be used by someone, because I think it could be circumvented too easily. If you go solely on hostname, you could probably fake that out. If you're depending on the computer to verify this information via hardware or software, someone could get around this (like region-free DVD players).

    1. Re:There's more to the patent by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More importantly, it appears to patent a process rather than an implementation, which is, in the physical world, a no-no.

      They can't (or shouldnt be able to) patent "A tool for filtering content based on national laws, etc" .. but they can patent new implementations of such a tool. There's only one problem with it - it wouldn't be too tough an implementation, and it would be, algo & data structure wise, nearly identical to thousands of implementations of software that chooses to do one thing based on attributes on the user, and a local cache of 'rules' to govern data delivery and filtering.

      The patent appears ultra-superfuous.

      It illustrates why the Patent Office is not setup for software - in software, the same invention can be used for millions of uses (just think of the uses of a hashtable, as a technology) .. often, software doens't appear to be the same thing, but in terms of implemetnation, dataflow, etc, different software that solve totally different problems might be implemented in nearly the exact same way. And its always been the implementation that you patent, at least in the science world.

      Also, IANAL, so correct me at will.

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    2. Re:There's more to the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually had to write something like this where we were limiting access to people from some other areas. What I did was a traceroute then check thier IP address, the two before thier address, and 2 random ones to see if thier were in the forbidden list.
      If any were in the list they were restricted access. The thinking was that while they could forge thier own, chances were they could not forge earlier ones(as easy) and then the random ones on the basis that if they were to go through on of the forbidden areas they were probably forbidden.
      If it had been really important would of probably checked all address in thier route, but it wasn't.

      Even with that, it was easy to bypass by just connecting to a computer in a legal area, then using that to connect our site. AC because I don't want to be sued.

    3. Re:There's more to the patent by bilbobuggins · · Score: 2
      For example, if it's illegal to view adult materials in a country, this patent covers any method which is used to determine that the client computer is in that nation, and then goes on to prevent the data from getting there.

      So basically they patented a method for saving their ass by obeying the law? How novel, to think you could avoid sending out content that might piss off foreign politicians just by looking at their address...

    4. Re:There's more to the patent by e5z8652 · · Score: 1

      IIRC Yahoo was ordered by a French judge to limit access by French citizens/residents to offensive material, based on the location of that person at the time (in France), in order to comply with French law. Yahoo exists as a legal entity in both the US and France, so must pay attention to the laws of both countries.

      Does this mean that Yahoo.fr has to work out patent issues (royalties) with Liquid Audio to comply with French law?

      Should the US bring China before the WTO and complain that the Chinese government is violating Liquid Audio's patent on filtering internet content based on nationality/geographic location?

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      null sig

    5. Re:There's more to the patent by MeNeXT · · Score: 2
      How is this new? How is this original?

      One example is DVDs. Another is encryption. This sounds to me as a patent on database lookup. Look at information from this database and compare it to this other one if there is a match do something with it. Oh WOW! how original....

      --
      DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
    6. Re:There's more to the patent by axlrosen · · Score: 2

      More importantly, it appears to patent a process rather than an implementation, which is, in the physical world, a no-no.

      This seems to contradict your next sentence - did you mean to say that it appears to patent an implementation rather than a process?

      They can't (or shouldnt be able to) patent "A tool for filtering content based on national laws, etc" .. but they can patent new implementations of such a tool.

      I think you're reading too much in to the exact wording. They're patenting the concept of a tool that does this, not just one specific tool. Just read it as "A type of tool..." instead.

  16. Holy crap, 23 pages?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am looking at the patent, and it looks like the patent really and honestly is exactly as the slashdot submitter represents it, and contains nothing more than obvious ramifications of open, globally developed network infrastructure..

    But good Lord! 23 pages for this patent? How did they do that? Just look at that language, they must have been purposefully trying to write something so incredibly verbose they knew the patent office wouldn't bother reading all the way through.

    So, just for fun, because i like Perl golf, here's a little Civil Disobedience Challenge for the slashdot populace: Who can create the smallest implementation of this patent possible? I'll bet you could fit the entire thing in half a page to a page of perl without even trying.

    Post your entries as replies to this comment. Posters of the winning entries get absolutely nothing, except maybe a cease and disist order if you attach your actual account to the comment. C'mon, it'll be fun :)

    1. Re:Holy crap, 23 pages?? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
      I don't know Perl, so here it its in basic.

      10 A$="U.S.A";B$="Rest Of World"
      20 Input "Where are you from?",IP$
      30 If IP$ = A$ Then Print "Due to Copyright Resrictions you are not allowed to listen to or view this Liquid Audio Media!": GOTO 50
      40 If IP$ = B$ Then Print "WTF? Only Patent Office fearing Americans may listen to or view this Liquid Audio Media! Not some godless pirates the likes of you! Away foul beasts!":GOTO 50
      50 Print "Your Name has been entered into our database of repeat offenders. An agency ending in 'AA' should be visiting you shortly. Thank you."
      60 End

      Sorry I didn't comment the code very well...

    2. Re:Holy crap, 23 pages?? by jfrumkin · · Score: 1

      My god....BASIC.....

      I just drool at the GOTO 50 command

      --

      "What we have here, is a failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke
    3. Re:Holy crap, 23 pages?? by mpe · · Score: 2

      23 pages for this patent? How did they do that? Just look at that language, they must have been purposefully trying to write something so incredibly verbose they knew the patent office wouldn't bother reading all the way through.

      This really should condem the application to the wastepaper basket. However there appears to be a problem that difficult to understand gets interpreted as "innovation" rather than "waste of time".

  17. ROFL by SirSlud · · Score: 2

    Holy shit.

    Yet another patent invented by millions of programmers around the world at various times with nary a second thought.

    --
    "Old man yells at systemd"
  18. Plenty of People to Sue by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, it looks they'll have plenty of people to sue if this is possible. Analog also extracts the server's likely country of origin by parsing a resolved IP address, as do hundreds of other applications.

    It's hardly a big deal to equate a TLD to a country, and whilst it may take a little longer to map IP addresses to geographic locations, this data is already in the public domain!

    1. Re:Plenty of People to Sue by Skraggy · · Score: 1

      So does Zonealarm, when looking at were a suspect attack on your system came from.

      --
      A Skoda is for life, not for casual humour.
  19. I hereby patent the use of last names by MarvinMouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last names are now officially patented by me, also known as surnames. I declare the use of a last name to identify a person, his living relatives, phone number, or any other source to be exclusively my Intellectual property. Anyone who decides to use this method of identification will now have to pay me royalties based on an agreed upon rate. Use of a last name without my express permission is a violation of my intellectual property rights and will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

    (J/k, in case you couldn't tell. :-)

    --
    ~ kjrose
    1. Re:I hereby patent the use of last names by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1

      My new patent beats your new patent. I now have the patent on using inflatable/deflatable bio-organs to move oxygen to be used in the fuel burning process in and out of biological organisms.

      Every time you inhale/exhale, you owe me! The only fella who has me beat is the guy with the patent on using bio-organs to move fuel-carrying liquids through biological organisms.

      Send me your check NOW or my lawyers will be hounding you to your death!

      I'm gonna be so fscking rich Bill Gates will seem a pauper in comparison, woot!

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    2. Re:I hereby patent the use of last names by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      I call bullshit. I see your name (MarvinMouse) and I'm quite sure that Walt Disney holds patents and trademarks on all possible english language alliterations involving a name ending in 'mouse'. Therefore it would seem that your own name is your undoing, as it clearly shows a case of prior art.

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    3. Re:I hereby patent the use of last names by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1
      Last names are now officially patented by me, also known as surnames. I declare the use of a last name to identify a person, his living relatives, phone number, or any other source to be exclusively my Intellectual property. Anyone who decides to use this method of identification will now have to pay me royalties based on an agreed upon rate. Use of a last name without my express permission is a violation of my intellectual property rights and will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

      Patent officers comment: patent explanation is too easy to read, please rewrite it so that we won't want to read the 23 pages, that essentially say the samee thing. We will only patent ideas that we don't understand or have time to read.

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    4. Re:I hereby patent the use of last names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The following sentence can be read by application of a one time licence to use this patent in the position indicated by "*". I hereby patent add* "ing" to a word to form another word that ends in "ing", thereby any process then described.

    5. Re:I hereby patent the use of last names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, I patent the idea of patents. So anyone who receives a patent royalty, needs to pay me a nominal royalty fee for collecting their royalty. Oh, wait, someone is already doing that -- the IRS!

  20. Patent on sex... by bahtama · · Score: 1
    I wonder what legal mumbo jumbo they would have if someone patented sex or any other normal everyday event. (OK, who is going to be the first to make a joke about that. Everyday sex and /. readers. Yes, yes, real funny) And would they patent different positions or just the whole act? Think of the licensing fees!

    The method of penis insertion for purposes of pleasure and/or reproduction.

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    Oh bother.

    1. Re:Patent on sex... by $0+31337 · · Score: 0

      Think of the licensing fees!

      Yeah, They'll end up getting around $1.50 in licensing fees from the slashdot crowd :P

    2. Re:Patent on sex... by idfrsr · · Score: 2

      I in fact own the the Patent#696969: Procreational Coitus and its Derivatives

      Please send me all relevant materials such as videos and pictures for review and to ensure that you are not infriging on this patent.



      sorry....I just had too...

      incidently I also own the Token Sex On Slashdot Idiot Post Patent...

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    3. Re:Patent on sex... by Xawen · · Score: 1

      Phew... You didn't have the foresight to also patent RECREATIONAL coitus, so I guess most of us are in the clear!

    4. Re:Patent on sex... by idfrsr · · Score: 2

      but I do have an argument that RECREATIONAL coitus is a derivative of procreational coitus....
      after all there is no prior art!

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    5. Re:Patent on sex... by srmalloy · · Score: 1
      after all there is no prior art!
      Judging from most of the pr0n I've seen, there's definitely no art involved, prior or otherwise...
  21. Plentiful Adjectives by sllort · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Liquid Audio Sues In Pitiful Attempt to Appear Relevant

    Do we have such little trust for Slashdot's readership that they cannot come to the conclusion that Liquid Audio is 'pitiful' and 'irrelevant' on their own? Let's pretend, for a moment, that you work for a struggling company. Who wants to wake up in the morning to read that they are now pitiful and irrelevant. I know that the readers write the headlines, but... didn't someone submit something a little less condescending?
    I mean, we're all grown-ups here, right?

    1. Re:Plentiful Adjectives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I mean, we're all grown-ups here, right?

      Clearly, this person needs to read Slashdot a bit longer before commenting on the collective maturity-level around here.

    2. Re:Plentiful Adjectives by AVee · · Score: 1

      I mean, we're all grown-ups here, right?

      I must say i admire your optimism...

    3. Re:Plentiful Adjectives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, we're all grown-ups here, right?

      All except the legal department of Liquid Audio apparently.

  22. Reverse ? by AftanGustur · · Score: 2


    How, what happends when someone connects to your megastore ? You do a DNS lookup of his/her IP address. And that is supposed to be a trustworthy way to determine the location of said IP address ??

    Would someone with in-addr.arpa access please say something like D.C.B.A IN PTR whatever.co.uk.

    99% of webd don't do a reverse lookup ..
    That should teach'em ...

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    1. Re:Reverse ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English please?

    2. Re:Reverse ? by gorilla · · Score: 2

      Even if you do do a reverse lookup, that doesn't gaurantee that the address is physically located in that country. I could send a packet from an IP address which resolves, both forward and backward, to .ie, .ca or .bm. These are all on the same physical computer, which is actually located in Canada.

  23. Patent This by Launch · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking about asking for the Patent on the idea that the US Patent Office is Just Plain Stupid when it comes to Technology... Then I would make tons of money every time these stories came out.

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  24. Headline by truesaer · · Score: 2

    That headline sounds like it came from the Onion....Nice editing, you wouldn't want to sound biased or bitter.

  25. This is truly evil! by idfrsr · · Score: 2

    I new this patent stuff reminded me of somthing....

    "My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament"
    -- Dr. Evil

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  26. Prior art, yesyes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the late age of that, there's plenty of prior art. I can recall two commercial systems back then, not to mention some of my own junk source code doing just what they claim a patent for. Wonder if -they- or the patent office are the ones not checking, though..

  27. Before you wail on the patent office too much.... by dfenstrate · · Score: 5, Informative

    Their problems aren't entirely their own fault. Read all about it here

    Basically, it seems that congress has been using the patent office as a source of income, draining off millions of dollars that would be spend reviewing applications- seems like a good 15-20% of the fees that companies pay aren't used for reviewing applications at all.

    I'm not completely relieving the PO of blame, but it's something to think about anyway.

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  28. Consequences? by Dilbert_ · · Score: 1

    Is this really going to matter in the long run? I mean, apart from some lawyers getting a bit richer and a court being tied up for a considerable amount of time, will anything really change? What a waste...

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  29. Unfortunately... by nochops · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately, I think this is becoming the new business model.

    Instead of:
    1. Great new product
    2. ???
    3. Success!

    We're seeing:
    1. Can't think up great new product.
    2. Get patent for something completely rediculous.
    3. Sue everyone in town.
    4. Success!

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    1. Re:Unfortunately... by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, what somebody has to do is create a scoreboard, where you rate the superperfluousness of the patent, and then try to estimate their success in litigating a profit from it.

      Like cybersquatting - which, as far as I know, has been shown to be relatively unprofitable, despite every Tom, Dick and Harry seemingly getting into the act - .. we need to see if this really does work, and then feed that info back to these software companies .. to either encourage it until it flat-out breaks the system, or discourage it because it don't make no money.

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    2. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gonna patent this?

    3. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember the middle step has something to do with underpants ...

  30. Here's what we need to do . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 2

    Patent the idea of ridiculous patents.

    Sue anyone who then tries to claim a ridiculous patent idea like this.

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    1. Re:Here's what we need to do . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a really good idea.

  31. Encryption protection prior art? by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1

    In order to download PGP from the USA, you must live in the USA (by law). Last time I checked (several years back), the sites that have PGP decide whether you are in the USA based on your IP. So far as I know, this is not handled by Liquid Audio.

    Is this not an example of prior art? Are all the sites which have PGP going to have to use Liquid Audio's system to avoid patent infringement?

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    1. Re:Encryption protection prior art? by plugger · · Score: 1

      A couple of years back, the same was true for browsers with strong encryption. MS and Netscape would only let you download a browser equipped with 128 bit encryption if you were in the USA. I think someone eventually realised that there were encryption experts outside America too, so they dropped the stupid law.

    2. Re:Encryption protection prior art? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Many years ago, I wanted to use a swiss ftp server to download something (Oberon, IIRC). My initial attempts to login with my email address were rebuffed with a statement that this server was intended for swiss residents. By appending .ch to my email address, however, I was able to secure entry.

  32. It doesn't even solve problems it raises... by weave · · Score: 2
    Beyond the obvious, it throws out certain difficulties, like a multinational company, but its "invention" doesn't address how to determine where that person is.

    And how could it? If a company has its own international private net with one gateway to the internet behind a proxy, then any user, no matter what their location, would appear to come from the internic record location of the registrant or, if they did a traceroute (which they said they don't cause it's too time consuming) you might be able to determine where the proxy is located.

    Such utter bullshit.

  33. Mucho prior art by tshoppa · · Score: 2
    An example of a much more refined version of this technique, Visualroute, not only attempts to tell you where the IP address is, but it also gives you a geographic map of a traceroute to that address. Yes, occasionally it goofs up, but it's really pretty good overall. And it's been around since the late 90's.

    There are similar freeware/government/.edu developed tools floating around since the mid-90's, too. I seem to recall one from one of the national labs, LLNL or LBL? Many are mentioned in this Google Search.

    It's been years since I monitored them, but UUCP Maps were common in the 80's. These generally are not IP, but they do show that folks were relating geographic locations to addresses a couple of decades ago.

  34. Other News: Microsoft Patents use of 1's and 0' by javacowboy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I couldn't believe it myself:

    Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeros

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  35. Agh! by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
    We (the US) are squandering our technology leadership role as fast as we can. We ship out the programming to get it cheap (all the while seducing upcoming techies with the promise of a programmer shortage that doesn't exist). We lock everything down with so many laws that innovation is fast becoming the least profitable means of business. We're becoming a litigation based economy, and that can't survive indefinitely.

    The lawyers will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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  36. Net World Map by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 2

    Related Link: NetWorldMap, a n interesting project to map IP addresses and physical locations (within 3-4 hours drive).

  37. I have an idea by I_am_God_Here · · Score: 1

    Why don't all of you stop complaining and someone write the patent office telling them to through out this patent on the grounds it should not have been issued in the first place.

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    Socialism: equal distribution of poverty
    1. Re:I have an idea by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      Because that's not how it works, and your suggestion will accomplish nothing.

      A patent, once granted, must be subjected to due process in order to challenge it. You would have to be (or represent) a damaged party, and you would have to bring a case into the judicial system.

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  38. www.panip.com down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would appear that www.panip.com has no website. Hacked, or taken down by management because they've realized too much attention has been drawn to their shaddy operation?

  39. Not Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to think that too! My recent paedophilia convictions have changed my mind though.

    My house has been burned down and I got beaten by an angry mob! lol :)

    At least you understand me. Thanks.

  40. But how good is it? by dilute · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, this one may indeed be "obvious" (and therefore invalid). It would have be well known to anyone who knew anything in this field in 1998 (when this patent was filed) that some URLs contain at least nominal indicators of geographic origin (like, doh). And it would have been obvious, I would say, to take advantage of this in order to qualify people on the Web (to an approximation) based on their location.

    On the other hand, how much clout does this patent have, anyway? On a (very) quick reading, the claims of the patent all seem to be limited to making a go/no go determination based on parsing the "custom" (domain) name or retrieving registrar data on it and making some sort of classification or probablistic determination based on the retrieved information. This seems like a pretty weak test to me - it would seem to me that one could do a little better, perhaps, by analyzing the network address itself, which this patent doesn't seem to cover (i.e., analyzing the network address based on IANA assignments and database info as opposed to retrieving and working with the "custom name").

    Does anyone know what the state of the art is these days in determining the true geographic location for someone accessing information over the Web? It seems to me that companies like Oracle (which provides downloads of software having export control issues) must have figured out a more reliable means than what is in this patent in order to verify a recipient's geographic location.

    It seems to me also that the probabilistic techniques disclosed here would be more suitable for analysis (e.g., marketing analysis) than for deciding who to allow to download content. But the patent seems only to cover the go/no go stuff. Maybe it would have been TOO brazen to have attempted to get a patent merely on reading one's logs!

  41. Patent pending technology from Fast Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to warn all Slashdot readers, I have a pending patent on using telephone area code and prefix to determine the likely physical location. This also applies to determining the physical location based on telephone country code. If you are using this technology then you should be aware that now that you have been informed of the pending patent the damages due to knowly making unlicensed use is double. Discontinue using our I.P. immediately until we determine how much in royalities we want to take from you.

    For those that do not know us--Fast Tech has been the patent holders of the "wheel." Through our I.P. society has advanced. If it wasn't for us, no one would have realized that as the number of sides reaches infinty on a polygon with equal length sides then the shape becomes more useful for transportation.

  42. The problem is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that there are too many damn bored lawyers sitting around wrinkling the seats of their $1000 suits.

    What we need to do is to thin the ranks a bit and also ensure that fewer people enter the legal racket^H^H^H^H^H^H profession.

    I propose that we summerily execute one third of lawyers as they receive their diplomas and another third of those who pass the bar exam.

    Furthermore, lawyers who lose a frivilous case will lose one of their fingers.

    That way you'll only get those who REALLY want to be lawyers.

  43. F***edCompany had this first.. by Dynamoo · · Score: 1
    ..umm so it's not exactly hot-off-the-press is it? This was first raised two weeks ago, but hell it's a good enough story to read again ;)

    Check out the Super Happy Fun Slander Corner for a more ummm colorful discussion of this stupidity.. it's always a laugh to see failing dotcoms engaged in a death struggle :)

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  44. US Patent Weakness by jamesbulman · · Score: 1

    I work for a large telco in the UK.

    Our patent policy is that if a patent is only likely to be granted in the US then we don't file for it. Basically the patent lawyers feel that it will be too weak to stand up in any european or asia-pac court.

    Anybody have any similar experiences?

  45. In THIS Country by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    More seriously, these lawsuits represent a serious threat to innovation in this country."

    Hilarious.

    I'm assuming you mean USA, but it could apply in many countries. IIRC the concept of patents and copyrights originated in the UK, to protect the business of player piano scrolls, no less, and between the brits, EU and rest of the world, the IP concept is dangerous everywhere.

    Sunday I was lamenting the sad shape of internet audio and video. Proprietary standards abound, fragmentation and general unwillingness for all the players to adopt a universal standard and just work on creating the best player (yeah, I know, MS would make some PoS and bolt in it to Windows and try to leave nobody with a choice, like they do now with Windows Media)

    If Bill Gates, Steve Balmer (I always want to say Embalmer, hmm), et al believe they represent true innovation, then I'd absolutely love to hear how they would have visualized the introduction of Radio and Television in the USA... 5 different standards, 5 different TV's to try watching broadcasts from stations who adopt a single standard.... Yuck. PAL/NTSC is bad enough, as it raises a barrier between world broadcasts and the people of the USA (note: I don't say USA market, because that commoditizes people and is demeaning) There's something like this for the bandspread of radio in Europe vs USA, but many inexpensive portable radios can be found which switch 9/10 (you just have to locate the little switch.)

    The answer? Encourage adoption of open standards, write to your congresscretin and senatoadies. Express to them how and open and unified standard really encourage innovation.

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  46. Re:Patent or no patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But who/what are they?

  47. Patents and the small-time engineer... by hklingon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Like many of you, I'm a (lifetime) student, a CS Major and a hobbyist. I love computer science, physics and math (in that order). I write software for grocery money (independent of some corporate entity..), do network administration and high-level training (i.e. teaching an IT department how to use samba.. etc). I'm also into hobby electronics, amateur robotocs, etc. As an individual inventor/hobbyist it is hard to see the US patent system as a means of anything but reinforcing corporate interest. There are only four possibilities, really:

    1. Hobbyist has patent, Company has patent. This one plays out in court. Likely, who has the most money wins. At the very most for the hobbyist, I'll bet you the ruling says the hobbist and the company developed the same thing independently.

    2. Hobbyist has patent, company doesn't but is granted patent. Again, this one will probably play out in court. The hobbyist is more favored, but legal representation matters.

    3. Hobbyist has no patent, Company has broad umbrella patent. Again, it plays out in court. What are the chances the court would decide that the hobbyist independently invented?

    4. No one has patents. This one is tough, though usually the company in question applies for a patent then initiates legal action with the hope that by the time it comes to trial, they will have been issued a patent. (findlaw)

    See a recurring theme? As a hobbyist, I worry about being brought into court, for no good reason, based on some good idea I have. I can't afford that. Its a drain on the soul as well as the coffer. I also get the feeling that I have to prove I'm innocent of alleged patent violations. It tends to make me bitter, and no longer a jubilant inventor. Whats worse, I'm told that if I invent something independently and realease it to the community I can be held accountable for abitrary amounts that represent "losses" in revenue of the patent holder if they make a strong enough case. Review the Ogg vs. Mp3 initial corporate statements that were tantamount to "Yeah, they may have worked independently, but this mathmusic thing is so complex, they must have ripped us off. No one would think of that!" Fortunately, I'm still a poor student and have nothing anyone could take.

    Baubles to you and I, in the hobbyist electronics/software algorithm sense, are incomprehensible to the court, and just about any argument can be made as to what they are, how complex they are, and how reasonable it would be to argue that a particular patent is a logical conclusion of other thoughts or a completely original thought.

    1. Re:Patents and the small-time engineer... by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

      Incomprehensible? Okay lets translate this to the normal world that any judge would understand. (btw this example used to be true, don't know if it still is) Cops doing traffic controll will look at a persons license plate. If it is in their own country they will just photograph speeders. If however it is a foreigner, wich would make sending a check and dealing with people refusing to pay a lot harder, they send a motor mouse after them and get the driver a ticket the old fashioned way.
      Basically this is the same. You look at something that is part of a person, their hostname, and decide how to act upon it. Adding a lot of legal mumbo jumbo won't fool any judge who is truly impartial.
      Of course this is ones again down to the american citizens, who can't seem to be arsed to elect a decent goverment.

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    2. Re:Patents and the small-time engineer... by hklingon · · Score: 1

      .. US Patent System ...

      Yes, other patent systems seem less broken. Like, in the EU, I think you can't be a patent squatter. ...Which is why I said, US patent systems. Anyway,

      You prove my point for me. Analogies like this one can be a double edged sword. The defense might make an argument like yours, but the prosecution could also say something completely different and relevant. This particular patent might be harder than others, but there was a case not long ago that made the analogy that scanning a host on the internet with nmap is like going up to someone's house, rattling all the windows, doors, walls, etc. for any "vulnerabilities" that would let them into the house without "breaking" in. Basically, it comes down to who has the most money to put time into a thoughtful argument, as I said, once it is in the court system.

      Patent trolls make a good living, it seems. Yeah... Findlaw is a good source for court transcripts of cases involving patents.

    3. Re:Patents and the small-time engineer... by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

      Too true, as for the EU being any better, lets not forget that is a european firm, British Telecom, wich has the most blatant attempt of all. I would provide a link but they would sue me...

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    4. Re:Patents and the small-time engineer... by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Of course this is ones again down to the american citizens, who can't seem to be arsed to elect a decent goverment.

      That's because there are two choices: quite bad and worse. And it's hard to tell which is which. Even afterwards. (The winner was worse than the looser? Probable, but no certainty.)

      The smaller states tend to manage things better than the larger states, though there's no guarantee there. At least they CAN, because it costs less to run for office. For offices covering larger areas, if the candidate isn't willing to sell his soul, forget even trying. He can't afford it due to media expenses. If he is, then no decent person would want him, once they find out what he's like. So we end up with the situation were both candidates are owned body and soul by ???. You can try to track it, but Anderson isn't in it when it comes to camoflaging money routing. They've been caught twice, and the politico people are only caught LONG afterwards, when it doesn't matter. I still don't know whether Ross Perot just couldn't afford what it cost to win, or whether he was just in it as an ego trip, and didn't seriously try.

      OTOH, the platform does make a bit of a difference. Usually they don't stuff the ballot boxes too much, not enough so that it really shows. (Though this makes twice that Florida's been manipulated rather obviously.)

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    5. Re:Patents and the small-time engineer... by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

      Being from The Netherlands why do I even care that you elect the most brain dead as youre leaders? I certainly don't care if the australians do, hell I don't even know what their goverment is? Right? Left? Who cares? Cause their goverment doesn't bother the rest of the world.

      Sadly for a hell of a lot reasons whenever america farts the rest of the world smells it and lately the farts have been particullary load and smelly. It is not that the rest of the world don't fart, we just do it silently and out of company so as not to disrupt others. Europe is as corrupt, inept and just plain slow as the US, but at least we are also to stupid to try to enforce our laws upon the rest of the world.

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    6. Re:Patents and the small-time engineer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats just cos we don't have the might to make it right, all the eu nations that have had the might in the past have enforced their laws over the world ( or as much as they could reach given the tech of the era ).

      problem is that the dominant nation of the time always goes on the basis of might makes right , and the bad old US of A is no different. Though the tech of the era makes them much more of a pain in the *&^%.

  48. Cmon, review! by override11 · · Score: 0

    Why couldnt the patent's be setup for a 'peer review' before being validated? I wouldnt expect a clerk to know enough about how the internet works to validate the patent or not. Something like a temporary patent for a period of a month, etc, until it gets reviewed by people who know what it is!

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  49. Re:Before you wail on the patent office too much.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solution for you karma problem : when moderator pick an active user, mod down 5 of his recent posts as trolls. This will get your karma to 0 but strangely enough you will still be a possible moderator

  50. Re:Before you wail on the patent office too much.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't moderate anymore. it seemed like a waste of time.

  51. Have we not learned anything from Rambus? by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    RMBS if you are a shareholder....and if you are a shareholder you've seen what excessive litigation does to the bottom line. Rambus shareholders may have started to realize that the way to profitable technology is not via litigation, it is via great technology.

    Liquid Audio has not figured this out...it is only a matter of time before the attorneys suck every last dime out of Liquid Audio. We can only hope.

    -ted

  52. Old News: See RFC 1712 by Ramuh · · Score: 1

    This type of behavior (DNS encoding of geographical location) is already described in RFC 1712.
    It is dissapointing to see a system designed to protect innovators being used to stagnate new discoveries.
    Money Corrupts.

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  53. The patent cannot be found invalid unless... by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2

    The patent cannot be found invalid unless they decide to sue someone for infringement.

    Oh, wait.... they are.

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  54. RIAA and MPAA by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

    Why dont we patent as many methods of Digital rights management, music and video encryption and copy control ahead of them, and sue them all for trying to use them...

    Hmm.. We havent got long.... What Patents could be exploited to our general advantage - by patenting the use of wordprocessors in documents, or patenting the use of instruction code to control and manage the basic input output systems of a computer. Hehe....

    Can the FSF or similar groups file patents?

    Unfortunately I am in the UK... So I will leave it to one of you american slashdotters to do it..

    :-P

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  55. What about W3C? by ShwAsasin · · Score: 1

    What about the W3C? I thought they owned patents surrounding these issues. Couldn't common sense be used in this sort of situation? I think that company is just trying to get a cashgrab because their quarterly earnings were a horrid $130,000. Pretty pathetic.

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  57. A patent for providing evidence that .... by ffatTony · · Score: 2

    an idea/innovation existed prior to the creation of a patent, has just been filed by yours truly. I can't believe they fell for it!

  58. You can't expect the USPTO to know everything. by MongooseCN · · Score: 2

    You people can't expect the patent examiners to have degrees in micro biology, genetic engineering, electrical engineering, computer science, etc... So they can't truly examine a patent. I think the better solution would be to allow a company that's supposedly infringing on a patent, have a "grace period" where it's allowed to find prior art or show that the patented thing is a common idea. If it finds prior art/common idea, the patent has to be thrown out.

    Maybe there should be a penalty too for the company that files the bad patent. This would deter companies from filing patents, but if a company does file a patent and takes it to court, it will give them a stronger reason to fight so they don't get penalized.

    Of course this doesn't solve the problem of the multibillion dollar corp defending their patent against Joe Bobs startup company. But that's another whole issue...

    1. Re:You can't expect the USPTO to know everything. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You people can't expect the patent examiners to have degrees in micro biology, genetic engineering, electrical engineering, computer science, etc...

      The actual fact of the matter is that patent examiners usually do have a technical background complete with the degrees you mention.

      The reason we are seeing too many bad patents is because the US patent system has some real flaws, including not-strict-enough criterea for unobviousness and utility. Other fixes that would help include publication of applications and allowance for commentary by other parties as part of the application process.

    2. Re:You can't expect the USPTO to know everything. by bedessen · · Score: 4, Informative

      because the US patent system has some real flaws

      Such as the fact that it's in the best interest of lawmakers to encourage numerous patent filings (regardless of legitimacy) because the Office of Management and Budget can shuffle funds from the patent filing fees (which are supposed to hire and support engineers, scientists, researchers, etc. to verify claims) into the general fund. Worse, there's little oversight since none of the fees are taxpayer dollars so they fall under the radar. When you need some extra cash for your pet project this sort of thing is great.

      How much money are we talking about? The USPTO receives zero taxpayer dollars -- its entire budget is based on its fees. The fees amount to $710 to file an application, $1,240 due at issuance, followed by periodic maintenance fees of $850 due 3-1/2 years post-issue, $1,950 at seven years, and $2,990 at year 11. These fees are reduced by about half for independent inventors and small companies.

      The fees are supposed to nearly exactly track the actual costs of maintaining patents and paying researchers. However, when Congress can freely dip into the pool for cash it's not hard to see why they resort to retarded monkeys that wouldn't know prior art if it crawled up their ass and died.

  59. This is how it will end by cvd6262 · · Score: 1
    More seriously, these lawsuits represent a serious threat to innovation in this country.

    I think this may be the only way to fix the problem. The more outrageous it gets, the more attention it will eventually get, the sooner congress can address it.

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  60. Re:Get real by brsmith4 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They haven't cared about the people. In fact, even after Sept. 11th they didn't care about the people. They used it for a politcal agenda. 'Vote for us in 2004, we worked hard after 9-11 to defeat terrorists.' Not to mention throw away our rights, walk on our constitution and alienate our public. Democrats and republicans alike are the slime of the earth. You have your right wing, christian coalition, business banging, revenue generating, self serving machine running one half of the government and then you have your left wing, give all of our tax money to everyone who is not a citizen, expand the size of our already goliath bureauocracy, exploit the services, whine bitch and complain, sue sue sue, ACLU(another sue) lovers running the other half. Both are linked by one common thread: they are both owned by a couple individuals/corporations with a lot of money. We all know that the rich like to ride the wave of their congressional support. For how many years has enron gotten away with fucking with its accounting? Now look at how many people lost their jobs because of someone's greed. What did the government want to do about that? Our courageous, terrorist-fighting madman of a prez. wanted it forgotten real quick. HM, I wonder why? Only when a company that has no relation to him or his administration falls (worldcom) does he take action and look ridiculous in the process.

    In short, our government, if placed in the right hands would work correctly. However, since power corrupts, we have consistently placed losers to rule us, losers who will take anything and everything from you, even the clothes off your back, if it makes them happier for at least one more moment. With the exception of maybe John McCain (who I don't consider to be a republican as he always disagrees with his own party), you have no one in power that cares about you. Just remember that.

  61. Geolocation by TLD isn't the most accurate thing by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
    Liquid Audio basically received a patent for saying that a domain ending by "co.uk" is in the UK.

    We all know that .com/.net/.org aren't restricted to the United States anymore, but even ccTLDs aren't necessarily geographically restricted. Years ago, there was a poster in one newsgroup I followed. I don't remember his name, but I recall that even though he was here in the US, since he worked for Ericsson, his email address ended in .se (this would've been before they snagged a .com address).

    There's also the little matter of ccTLDs (.to, .tv, .nu, etc.) that have been opened up to everybody. If for some strange reason I decided to register alfter.tv and associated that with my home server, I would be disappointed with a geolocation system that concluded from my domain name that I was on a tiny island in the south Pacific.

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  62. View from the Developer side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sorry about hiding behind the AC, but don't really want this coming back to bite me. I especially wouldn't want to be accused of divulging any company secrets.

    I work in R&D for a large company (but I bet this is pretty typical of many tech companies). Each organization has a patent quota. Periodically we all get together in a nice, off-site day-long meeting to try to come up with ideas for patents.

    At the last such meeting we had people suggesting patents for:

    • the use of a hashtable to keep track of information,
    • the use of XML to allow custom presentation of information,
    • a unique identifier generator that was implemented by incrementing a global integer.

    These people aren't ill-intentioned but sometimes company policy disguises that fact.

    Since our pay is indirectly tied both to the number of patent applications submitted and to our "team-player attitude", my impulses for screaming, laughing or making suggestions that we should try patenting arithmetic weren't well received. I could just hope that reviewers, lawyers, and the PO would toss these as clearly absurd. Recent history suggests I might be too optimistic.

    So, does the /. readership have any suggestions for developers stuck in a patent mill? The pay's good and I'm not developing weapons of mass destruction, so I suppose I shouldn't complain.

    (My personal feeling is that the patent system is probably broken right now and we need to have some kind of moritorium until we understand how to get it right).

  63. WEIRD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to make a word bold, please try to spell it correctly.

  64. Honestly, It doesn't matter... by malakai · · Score: 1

    Who cares? The patent office is nothing more than a glorified time-stamping and certification system. The most important job they do, is say "By giving you this number sir, i verify the date and time of when you submitted your patent".

    Having something post marked by the mail service is almost as legally binding.

    Everything else is, in the end, is up to the courts. Just because you have a patent doesn't mean you are free and clear. If there is prior-art, or the patent is too broad, or too obvious, the courts will smack you down and void your patent.

    As for creating criminal penalties for these individuals and companies that patent like mad, no we shouldn't. Think about it, the best penalty is to let them keep giving non-refundable money to the government. We should raise the patent application process fees (while at the same time, creating some sort of young-Edison fund for inventors who can't afford it, but those should have peer review) and rape the big-companies and stupid-individuals for millions.

    -malakai

  65. But I don't live in VA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, you signup for an AOL account and now have access to all the information that was previously only available to people in Virginia.

  66. They're trying to block the /. effect by n9hmg · · Score: 0

    When you try to open the link to the patent, you'll get refused. Do the open by copy/paste, so you're not referred by /.. For me, I simply highlighted the URL in the addressbar and hit enter.

    1. Re:They're trying to block the /. effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are using Moz, just right-click and open in new tab.

  67. Emacs is god by bluestar · · Score: 2

    Liquid Audio basically received a patent for saying that a domain ending by "co.uk" is in the UK.

    M-x what-domain
    Domain: uk
    UK: The United Kingdom of Great Britain

    Richard's gonna love this..

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    "The cost of freedom is eternal vigilance." -Thomas Jefferson
  68. There's plenty of prior art... by kshepp · · Score: 1

    This patent should be easily declared invalid due to prior art. For example, NetGravity did domain based geotargeting as early as 1998 in AdServer 3.5.

    1. Re:There's plenty of prior art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking the same thing.

      Around the same time (97 or 98?), Microsoft was doing this for NT4 service pack downloads, to make sure they weren't exporting the strong encryption version.

  69. ChrisD errs; the patent is for arbitration by Systems+Curmudgeon · · Score: 1

    I read the patent too. The claim (which surely can be beaten by prior art) is much less pitiful than ChrisD states. What is being patented is the ability to decide whether to reject or accept a request for web content, according to whether a URL implies that the request is legal. A web site deciding in which countries it can show nazi memorabilia might have to license (or challenge) this patent.

  70. wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a teacher telling a stoay about a bet 2 guys made. A man bet that he coulod get a patent within a set amount of time. He could not get anything to go through until at the last minute he tried to patent the wheel. Nobody had applied for that before and it worked.
    The bet was for a case of Rolling Rock.

  71. Interesting issue for European developer by koto54 · · Score: 1
    I am an european open-source developer.

    Sotfware patent are not legal (yet ?) in Europe. Yes, EPO can give you a patent for a "computer-implemented" invention, proven that there is a "further technical effect" (whatever this means, if it is really much simpler than "as such". See the FFII web site for discussion about it). But for now, every times a software patent has been brought in front of a (national) court, it has been judged as illegal (decisions are here). So, yes, EPO grants software patent, but no, they are not legal in front of a national court.

    So, we, european developer, could develop open-source project without caring about software patent. At least until we put the executable on the web. You can be judged as infringing a software patent if you distribute an executable. And severals judgment have set that "putting on the web" is like "distributing for the world". Finally, the Sklyarov stuff have shown that if you are found guilty of something in the us that is still absolutely legal in your country, it's not a good idea to go to the US. So, for now, the solution is to put a kind of message on the web page, like "sorry, if you are in the US, you don't have the right to download the software".

    Fine. But in fact, in front of a court, this could be judged as not enought. A court could ask you to put a real filtering on your web page (see the Yahoo stuff). But if the filtering itself is patented in US ? Do we have to put a pre-filtering for US citizen ? Or does this means that wherever you are, if you put something on your web page, then you are bound by the US patent laws, even if you have different laws in your country ? At least the Yahoo case required only the filtering for French citizen...

    1. Re:Interesting issue for European developer by NEURORAT · · Score: 1

      But if you block people from the US from downloading your executable, you'll be stepping on Liquid Audio's patent. :)

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  72. Pitiful? by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Okay.
    So.
    Let me get this straight.

    You are saying that if someone has a patent on something, they should not enforce it? Or is it only some patent holders who should not be allowed to try to exercise the rights granted to them by the people, by way of a patent?

    Which patents are they? ones that you yourself determine are 'lame' ? Who decides?

    The USPTO is handing out patents. That means those who get them have the right to try to enforce them. IF you want change, attack the USPTO, not the people applying for them.

    What is pitiful about enforcing your patent?

  73. Competition by alsta · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't anybody declare a contest in which the participating would have to find the "silliest" patent in the USPTO database. The one who comes up with the far silliest patent would win.

    I don't have anything to contribute with in terms of a prize, neither do I have the time to arrange such a contest, but if there is somebody out there who could consider such an endeavor, perhaps we could learn of even more silly patents..? It would just seem to be amusing I think.

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  74. Hell yeah! by mlh1996 · · Score: 1

    Finally. Joke code posted on Slashdot that I can read!

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  75. You're probably right by phriedom · · Score: 2

    But there are also things you can do to protect yourself. Anyone with a patent will already know this, but most of us don't have patents. In any patent dispute, your best asset is documentation. Accordingly, the best thing to do is keep a bound lab notebook (not looseleaf) and sign and date every page. Get a witness to sign the page too, when it is appropriate. Write all your inventions or work towards inventions down. If there is stuff that can be printed out rather that written, glue it into your notebook pages, describe it and sign it.

    This is of course a huge burden, and requires a completely different way of doing things to be effective. But it is cheaper than lawyers. And it is pretty much the only way to convince a judge that you really did develop an idea yourself, and before the other patent was disclosed.

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    1. Re:You're probably right by Jecel+Assumpcao+Jr · · Score: 1

      This is of course a huge burden, and requires a completely different way of doing things to be effective. But it is cheaper than lawyers. And it is pretty much the only way to convince a judge that you really did develop an idea yourself, and before the other patent was disclosed.

      Inventing something independently or inventing it first is no defense in a patent case. If you can prove that you had made your idea public before the other guy applied for this patent, then you have a defense.

      You might want to reconsider saving the lawyer's fees...

  76. Idea for Improvement by serutan · · Score: 2

    Some of the other patents mentioned as references are either a good laugh or a sad commentary on our patent system, depending on what mood you're in:

    5366276 - delivering music over the Internet.
    5944790 - localization.
    5930474 - using clickable maps as a UI.

    Patents like the above are free money for bottom-third-of-their-class lawyers. Patent searches used to mean something, but obviously a software patent search is almost wasted effort nowadays. I wonder why the software industry as a body hasn't raised hell by this time? If a few of the bigger companies kicked in the missing $33 million or whatever with no strings attached, they would probably save themselves many times that in nuisance litigation.

    Or, how about funding the Patent Office with a royalty system? Say the gubmint gets a 1% royalty on every patent they grant? Sure, more big brother, but it would give the Patent Office itself financial incentive to investigate and determine infringement, and to become more capable at determining which patents are enforceable. Both things would automatically benefit legitimate patent holders.

    1. Re:Idea for Improvement by JetScootr · · Score: 1

      One thing that might help put a stop to this is to force patent owners to pay legal fees for patents that are overturned for being obvious applications. Punitive damages for "techno squatting" (as opposed to "cybersquatting") are also in order (IMHO).

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  77. Accuracy by Avlimator · · Score: 1

    It struck me as odd that upon reading just the beginning of the patent (the Abstract) a couple of typos were immediately evident: "Such can be conventional or can be parse according to ad hoc"... ..."perhaps at the expense of reduce efficiency but so as to maximum currency and accuracy." So this makes me wonder: were these errors part of the original patent application as written, or were they simply a result of data entry inaccuracies? Either way, what are the implications of this?

  78. There's NO more to the patent by Chazman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Excuse me for laughing derisively. The more to the patent is using the result of the geographic locality check to decide whether or not certain content should be sent? Perhaps you're not a programmer, but that boils down to a hash table lookup and an if statement. That's something your average second-year computer science undergrad should be able to come up with. Patents are awarded for innovations "not obvious to someone skilled in the art". The "more" that you are suggesting is patent-worthy is obvious to someone JUST BEGINNING TO LEARN THE ART.

    In general, what you are saying is that given a method to determine some critical piece of information X, you should be able to patent using X to make a simple yes-or-no decision. That's ridiculous. Humans have been doing that for tens of thousands of years. "I am hungry. There is a fruit-bearing plant in front of me. Is the fruit poisonous or harmful to me in any way? If no, then eat it; if yes, then don't. Oh wait, I can't make a decision based on derived information because that's a patented process." With as little faith as I have in the USPTO, I think even they would reject that one.

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  79. USPTO Slashdotted??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, ha!!! Certainly show how bad their system is, if it can't even handle a slashdotting...

  80. Ha! Will the attorneys get paid? by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't it be funny if they went chapter 7 and the attorneys didn't get paid?

    -ted

  81. Prior art by Augusto · · Score: 2

    I think there might be prior art on this, but I'm not sure. We should grant it for now, just to safe.

    Patent Granted

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  82. This is like patenting the white pages! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Which simply can't be done....if it could be, there'd be only one white pages, not the dozen or so that are available here in LA.

  83. Re:Before you wail on the patent office too much.. by rossz · · Score: 2
    This doesn't just apply to the Patent Office. Application fees are only supposed to cover the cost of processing the application. If the number of applications increases significantly, more money is available to increase the workforce. If applications decreases, the workforce is reduced. At least this is the theory. In practice, Congress sees money and wants to spend it. Furthermore, government departments rarely, if ever, reduce their size.

    This results in two possible cases, neither good.

    1. A department in desperate need of expanding has it's revenue siphoned off and is unable to properly do its job.
    2. A department becomes bloated when it is needed, but does not reduce itself when it's services are no longer relevant. Ever hear of the Rural Electrification Administration?
    Fixing this problem would require an act of Congress - which would really require an act of god since they aren't about to cut off their money machines or favourite pork-barrel projects.
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  84. Fault? Doesn't matter by HiThere · · Score: 2

    It doesn't really matter whose fault it is. The patent office has gotten so bad we'd be better off without it.

    Mind you, even with a careful and efficient patent office I wouldn't support software patents. That's just a bad idea. But the patent handling process in general is so bad that we'd be better off without it.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  85. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years back, during the time when encryption controls were still in place, some websites would only let you download encryption software or stronger encryption version of their product (ie and netscape come to mind) if you were coming from a domain based in the US.

  86. the more... by tacokill · · Score: 1

    the more the world changes, the more it stays the same. Been true for thousands and thousands of years.

  87. Not just domain name based by tlambert · · Score: 2

    It's not just domain name based.

    From my reading of the patent, it's not just the domain name in use; they also parse out the whois information for the owner information from the relevent whois information, and they support the concept of zoning by delegation (e.g. "freebsd.org" is in the U.S., but "uk.FreeBSD.org" is in the U.K., etc.).

    Basically, they have an entire process based on the information that was generally available at the time the patent was filed, and the information that was expected to be available, based on geographic information draft RFC's published around the time, and the ratified-but-seldom-implemented RFCs for inclusion of missle coordinates in your DNS, in case you wanted to inte an ICBM to land in your swimming pool.

    So it's technically patentable as a process patent, though I would certainly argue that it was obvious to a skilled practitioner in the arts.

    -- Terry

  88. Re:Get real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn straight, McCain seemed like a politician I could respect (if not always agree with). He seemed different, and I would've voted him into the white house quicker then Keanu can say "whoa..."

  89. Prior art and public records... by Julz · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wonder if these people ever read any of the stuff at the XTraceroute page http://www.dtek.chalmers.se/~d3august/xt/ or whether they read the RFCs mentioned http://rfc.net/rfc1712.html and http://rfc.net/rfc1876.html
    Seems like they are just reinventing the wheel but calling it seomthing new and marketable. Typical.

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  90. yeah, which shouldn't be allowed by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    In the non-computer world, you can generally only patent specific tools, not concepts of tools. For example, if a pharmaceutical company comes up with a medicine that cures cancer, they can patent that particular medicine. They can't patent the concept of using medicines to cure cancer. Thus someone else could develop a different medicine to cure cancer without infringing on their patent.

    In the computer world this doesn't seem to be enforced.

  91. Re:Geolocation by TLD isn't the most accurate thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liquid Audio basically received a patent for saying that a domain ending by "co.uk" is in the UK.

    Years ago, there was a poster in one newsgroup I followed. I don't remember his name, but I recall that even though he was here in the US, since he worked for Ericsson, his email address ended in .se

    But the .se *domain* would still be resolved as being in Sweden, even if the email addressee wasn't physically there. There's no easy way around that short of getting inside the corporate intranet - and we all know what happens to naughty little hackers! That's right - LIFE!

    Seriously though, it sounds like it's just a dns lookup + whois database. Oooh, that's hard. Not. Patent material? Hardly.

  92. Re:Before you wail on the patent office too much.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That should be wale =)

  93. Clear cases of prior art by jazdc · · Score: 1

    There are some rather clear cases of prior art here. Back in the days when US export restrictions were slightly harder, I remember being stopped from downloading numerous pieces of software (for example, various Kerberos packages from MIT come to mind) by websites claiming that my computer was not located in the US. I have some vague recollection that Eudora and maybe also Netscape had similar protection.

    I made som experiments and, IIRC, I was allowed to download the software from, in some cases, an IP address that had a PTR record to a domain registered to an entity in the US or, in other cases, one that had a PTR record to a domain under a non-cc TLD (even if it was registered to an entity outside the US).

    If someone knows how to report prior art to the PTO, please feel free to do so. Unfortunately, the places that I remembered as having protection like that once now either have no protection (due to relaxed legislation) or other forms of protection.

  94. Reminds me of.. by Nerull · · Score: 1
  95. Humor by ikso · · Score: 1

    After reading the patent, I was reminded somewhat of a humor article I read in which Microsoft gained a patent for the semicolon. They were then able to charge programmers a per-usage fee......