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How The Postman Almost Owned E-Mail

Thrawn writes "'Imagine that the U.S. Postal Service was in charge of e-mail. Sound absurd? It does to most people until they realize that it almost happened.' " I think the chance of it actually happening are massively overstated in this article, but it's still an interesting "What If". But about as likely, as say, The Confederacy ? winning the US Civil War ? .

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  1. Scary... by Rellik66 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, just what I wanted, a disgrunteled postal worker handling all my E-Mail

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    1. Re:Scary... by Ironica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hm, yes, so scary. What on earth would it be like if the USPS had offered the first e-mail service?

      - USPS has very strict government regulations regarding privacy. Less distribution of your email address.

      - USPS is non-profit. Less *motivation* to sell your email address. We wouldn't get more spam... instead, we'd be reasonably sure that if we never gave out our email addresses, we'd never get *any* spam. Not so with many (most?) of today's ISPs.

      - Post offices are literally everywhere in the country. People who currently find email inacessible because they're in the boondocks might not be in this situation.

      Fact is, if the post office had gone ahead with development of electronic mail, it probably would have been a lot like the proprietary services (i.e. AOL, CompuServe) before the internet boom. ARPA still would have seen a need for the internet, they still would have gone to university research (TCP/IP was invented at a public institution, with government money... and look how horrible it turned out), and USPS along with everyone else would have been scrambling to make themselves compatible with it.

      The worst possible thing I can think of is that maybe those millions of AOL subscribers who currently have no concept of what the internet is, but manage to rampage across it anyway, would instead be USPS subscribers. Would that really be worse?

      government != evil.

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    2. Re:Scary... by GuanoBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You wrote:

      > - USPS has very strict government regulations regarding privacy. Less distribution of your email address.

      Well, let's stop at "strict regulations regarding privacy". Just read your AT&T/AOL/WhateverISP user agreement. Things that boil down to "thou shall not trade MP3s or movies", "thou shall not send anything offensive to anybody", etc, etc, etc. Plus, they retain the "right" to check.

      The Postal Service has very strict regulations on who, when, and where your mail may be opened and inspected...maybe watered down a little since 11 Sep, but still very strong.

      Fedex, UPS, and the other commercial carriers have no such restrictions on limiting and checking the contents of packages and are not consistent in how they apply rules, anyway. Some time ago there was the story of a package of Playboy magazines that got intercepted during transit by one of the commercial carriers and was destroyed (or maybe returned) for being "obscene" material.

      > - USPS is non-profit. Less *motivation* to sell your email address...

      Well, they DO sell your home address to commercial interests, but they do so because of the results of competition with electronic services: email and online ordering and bill-paying. Once they came along, there was very little incentive to send a letter to someone...just email 'em. You can even send 'em an electronic greeting card. Why buy a stamp to mail a bill when you can do it online conveniently?

      The Post Office's revenue sank, so they had to make up for some of it by selling your address to marketers. They're bastards for doing it, but had sound business reasons to do so.

      Most online marketers sell your personal info merely to inflate profits. ...and because they can...

      An email system run by the Post Office with competition from the private sector as well would have made everybody better off.

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    3. Re:Scary... by Degrees · · Score: 2, Interesting
      USPS has very strict government regulations regarding privacy.
      That, and $1.65, will get you a cup of coffee at Denny's.

      My dad was active in politics in his younger days, and someone at the USPS opened read every letter that came from party headquarters. The local postmaster could not have cared less, being from the other party....

      Would you like spam with that?

      Government is business, backwards: they aren't customers, they're cases. They aren't opportunities, they're burdens. To properly fight spam, we'll have to raise your taxes....

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    4. Re:Scary... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      Post offices are literally everywhere in the country. People who currently find email inaccessable because they're in the boondocks might not be in this situation

      Yeah. All those locations with a post office but without any form of email access.

    5. Re:Scary... by $rtbl_this · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great, just what I wanted, a disgrunteled postal worker handling all my E-Mail

      As opposed to one of us happy, well-balanced sysadmins? :)

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    6. Re:Scary... by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      But imagine if all of your spam mail were addressed "Occupant". LIFE WOULD ME MUCHO EASIER in terms of filtering spam. Right now we have a battle of the SPAMMERS vs SPAM busters... Just like virus writers.

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    7. Re:Scary... by nehril · · Score: 2

      you assume that if the usps had taken over electronic messaging, that we'd have anything that looks like what we have today.

      the usps might have killed email *as we know it*, by putting massive investment behind things like the ECOM system described in the article--a special hookup for big companies to transmit documents to the usps, which would then print out the document on the far end and deliver it "within two days."

      If that had been deemed "good enough," email via smtp for "free" might never have gained the critical mass necessary to become a killer app of the Internet. Like it or not, the utility of the Internet was greatly improved when AOL's 20 million signed up and saw that messages could be delivered to friends within seconds, for no additional charge.

      (if you don't believe that the "Internet is Everywhere" phenomenon that AOL et al created helps geeks and oldtimers alot, consider how hard it was to get any kind of software patch in 1993.)

      So now we may have to deal with spam, but there are ways to fight that legislatively. and I REALLY like the internet the way it is, without a giant, antiquated Government agency holding it back.

  2. I've read this already by martyn+s · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've seen this already, and personally, I think it's a lot of crap. What is he suggesting? That any other systems of E-mail aside from ones controlled by the USPS would be *illegal*? Frankly, I think if the USPS had their own E-mail service, things wouldn't be so different, because there's no way any court would ever hold up an order to prevent other people from running other E-mail services. Sensationalism sucks.

    1. Re:I've read this already by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 5, Informative

      What is he suggesting? That any other systems of E-mail aside from ones controlled by the USPS would be *illegal*?

      Yep. It's already illegal to compete with the U.S. Postal Service for non-expedited personal mail.

    2. Re:I've read this already by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      They're called the "Private Express Statutes."

      USPS.gov PDF File (Google cache)

      "The Private Express Statutes are a group of laws under which the U.S. Postal Service (USPS) has the exclusive right, with certain limited exceptions and suspensions, to carry letters for compensation."

    3. Re:I've read this already by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Nowadays, they wouldn't, but if the USPS had come out with E-mail in 1970, they probably would. And it would probably have been a good thing.

    4. Re:I've read this already by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Also, in the US Code, here.

    5. Re:I've read this already by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Only if you're paid for it.

      This chapter shall not prohibit the conveyance or transmission of letters or packets by private hands without compensation, or by special messenger employed for the particular occasion only. Whenever more than twenty-five such letters or packets are conveyed or transmitted by such special messenger, the requirements of section 601 of title 39, shall be observed as to each piece
    6. Re:I've read this already by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Can you actually point us toward the regulation that says this?

      No problem.

    7. Re:I've read this already by zapfie · · Score: 2
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    8. Re:I've read this already by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      So if they came out with e-mail in 1970, it would be illegal today to write software based on TCP/IP to send text messages? Or would TCP/IP be illegal altogether.

      Not necessarily, but if the US Government provided us all with TCP/IP connections, instead of WorldCom and AOL, why would that be a bad thing?

    9. Re:I've read this already by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Nope, they don't violate it.

      This exception is the key:
      Carried by special messenger on an infrequent, irregular basis for the sender or addressee

      FedEX/UPS/UHL/Airborne Express don't stop regularly - they only stop at your house when there are packages to be delivered, thus it's on an irregular basis.

    10. Re:I've read this already by Rader · · Score: 2

      They're not pulling your leg.

      Here's another truth:
      It's illegal for anyone else to put something in your mail box. Ever wonder why you see a separate box for newspapers to go in?

      (Since this is slashdot, i must clarify even further... newspapers that get "mailed" to you can go in your mail box, but papers that distributed by the paper boy on his bike can't go in)

    11. Re:I've read this already by Rader · · Score: 2
      Other interesting topic is how the USPS is suppose to be non-profit, but it really isn't.

      They're even branching out to other markets. They are trying to lock in on card board boxes, tape, protectives (Peanuts, bubble-wrap)

      Sure it might seem innocent now, but all it takes is for them to be subsidized by the government, and then they can offer these products for next to nothing, running other businesses.

    12. Re:I've read this already by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 2
      Um, you'd better mention that to UPS Ground service.

      What is illegal is delivering to a post office box. UPS doesn't do that, so they're fine. If they started putting letters in your mailbox though, they'd be screwed.

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    13. Re:I've read this already by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      But this is just government in general. I would *not* want the US government in control of the internet, because they would certainly abuse their power.

      Ideally, no one would be in control of the internet. But as it is now, big corporations are in control of the internet, and they don't have to obey nearly as many laws as the federal government. Corporations don't have to follow the First Amendment, for example. They're free to shut down anyone whose speech they don't like without due process or anything. At least with government control of the infrastructure, we each have an equal vote for our representatives.

      So, yeah, I'm against government control of the internet, but I don't have a problem with government control of the infrastructure.

      But I still believe it's wrong for the government to prevent OTHER people/businesses from offering e-mail if they wanted to.

      I agree. I think it'd be better than what we currently have, but ideally the government would merely provide an alternative, and others would be free to compete as long as they don't engage in predatory pricing or anything.

    14. Re:I've read this already by glwtta · · Score: 2
      Yep. It's already illegal to compete with the U.S. Postal Service for non-expedited personal mail.

      isn't that whole W.A.S.T.E. thing doing pretty well, though?

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  3. may have been a good idea? by jeffy124 · · Score: 2, Funny

    would keep my inbox spam free if they charged 37 cents per email

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    1. Re:may have been a good idea? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      The upside, though, is that they have to pay to put that in your snail-mail box. That's why snail mail "spam" is usually legitimate businesses whilst e-mail spam often consists of scams and ads that get very low response rates.

    2. Re:may have been a good idea? by MadAhab · · Score: 2

      I don't know, martyn27015@yahoo.com, I can't imagine why you get so much spam.

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  4. No e-mail when it snows? by rtnz · · Score: 2, Funny

    So does this mean we wouldn't get e-mail if it snowed?

    Doh.

  5. Owned Email? No. First Hotmail. by peterdaly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From this information, the post office never even came close to "owning" email. They considered offering it as a service.

    A much better analogy is:
    "What if the Postman owned the first hotmail"
    Tons of variations which are closer to reality exist, but hotmail sums it all up in a sentence everyone would understand.

    The word "owned" is very misleading, and not supported in the article. They almost owned email as much as they own package delivery today. (Think UPS and FedEx)

    -Pete

  6. There's just no way by pheph · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There are so many methods of communication that differ so slightly (ie~ ICQ, AIM, Jabber, etc) from eMail that the Postal Service wouldn't have had a chance at controlling anything. eMail is just a client server communication. Very few people, much less the USPS can stop that. The USPS would have to have a legal mandate that says no personal information can travel from one person to another on the internet.

    It also seems that the USPS wasn't trying to control eMail, but add a service to their physical handling of mail to speed up delivery.

  7. Postman by Wrexen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, I find it highly unlikely that Costner could have "owned" anything

    1. Re:Postman by DEBEDb · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Postman always pings twice...

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    2. Re:Postman by Fastball · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is actually one of Costner's better movies. Yeah, I know, he's put forth some real stinkers, but The Postman was thought provoking despite being too long. The point that the post office and the postman help people communicate with each other & thus bring us together is not something that comes out of Hollywood often.

    3. Re:Postman by MrResistor · · Score: 2

      Wow! There's another person on the earth who liked The Postman! But, hey, I liked Waterworld, too, so what do I know...

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    4. Re:Postman by hawk · · Score: 2
      >This is actually one of Costner's better movies.

      This was one of AMC's better models.
      This was one of microsoft's better operating systems.
      This is a more pleasant terminal disease.
      That was one of England's better meals.

      hey, this is fun . . .

      That was some of Merly Streep's better acting.

      Uh, oh. Went too far . . .

      hawk

  8. It seems to have slipped the /. editor's notice... by hlh_nospam · · Score: 2

    ...that in many other countries outside of the US, the government postal services do indeed, if only indirectly, run the email systems. In many countries, the phone system is run by the postal service.

    So the idea isn't really all that far-fetched. I would consider it a narrow miss. Things could have be even worse than they are now.

  9. Off Base by jchawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article talks about an electronic service where you could transmit electronic messages between roughly 25 post offices. The messages would be printed out and then hand delivered like normal mail.

    Honestly I don't see how this is anything like email, which is 100% electronic.

    - Why I like email? Because there's no mail man for my dog to bite.

    1. Re:Off Base by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      Sounds a lot like the "telegram" to me.

    2. Re:Off Base by devnullkac · · Score: 2

      The 25 post office electronic/hardcopy hybrid was just the last thing that actually happened. The Postmaster General determined that "Generation III" delivery systems of the kind we're familiar with today should not be a part of the mission of the Postal Service.

      The point of the article was that he could as easily have decided to go the other way

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    3. Re:Off Base by Trekologer · · Score: 2

      Prodigy tried something like this in the early 90s. For recipients that didn't have a computer with internet access, they would print out your letter and mail it to the recipient. It died rather quickly.

      Back to the article... the Postmaster General in 1972 decided that the USPS should NOT be involved in terminal to terminal electronic mail. Otherwise, they probablly would have gone into that field.

    4. Re:Off Base by guttentag · · Score: 2
      The article talks about an electronic service where you could transmit electronic messages between roughly 25 post offices. The messages would be printed out and then hand delivered like normal mail.
      They're doing this now with "NetPost"(only you don't have to go to the Post Office to send your letter):
      Prepare and send hardcopy mail from the convenience of your computer. Create, print, and send resumes, newsletters, and everything in between. No more printing, stuffing, or trips to the post office. Upload a document. Pay online. We do the rest!
    5. Re:Off Base by jpostel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The difference is that the plan was created in 1982, when the only people that had even *heard* about email were geeks working for the government, large universities, or large corps.

      It also provides the opportunity to have legally binding email. Todays email can be forged on either end without digital signatures (I won't get in to crypto here), but the penalties for doing so are relatively meek if they are even enforced. Whereas, messing with the USPS is mail fraud, which is what they sent Al Capone to jail for.

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    6. Re:Off Base by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      You make it sound like "large universities" were some sort of
      obscure, secret places. Lots of people go to college, and guess
      what? Most of them go to large universities.

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    7. Re:Off Base by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They sent him away for income tax evasion.

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    8. Re:Off Base by LatJoor · · Score: 2

      Even at those large universities, the only people who had access to email were computer science students or those in some related scientific discipline. Hey, there are STILL professors in the humanities that refuse to use email. (Well, the one that I know for sure does it not because he's afraid of the technology, but because he dislikes students' way of using it to avoid face-to-face communication.) In any case, the fact remains that in 1982 most people had not heard of email. My dad teaches at a large university, and I'm quite sure he hadn't heard of email until the early 90s. What the previous poster should've said, actually, is "a select few large universities, and even then only among more technical disciplines."

  10. Canada Post by SClitheroe · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure if the USPS does anything like this, but Canada Post runs epost.ca, which is like their version of Hotmail. It's free, and the upshot is that you can configure your account so that the various companies that you interact with, such as the phone company, the cable company, your bank, etc, send emails via epost.ca rather than printed bills or notices.

    I guess it works because in some sense email from epost.ca is "official", since it's run by the Post Office. Sort of a neat concept, I guess.

    1. Re:Canada Post by linuxlover · · Score: 2

      Ditto.
      I think there is *still* a huge potential for a USPS run website, despite the Yahoos and hotmails.
      It can become like a universal one-stop corrspondance. like myname@usmail.com.

    2. Re:Canada Post by sweet+reason · · Score: 2

      Canada Post runs epost.ca

      yes indeed, and it is just as clumsy and unreliable as you would expect from government bureaucrats. i've been trying to log in to my account for two days now.

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    3. Re:Canada Post by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      i've been trying to log in to my account for two days now.
      Check your [Caps Lock]

      /humour. It's been one of those days.

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    4. Re:Canada Post by reflexreaction · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I heard a proposal about this about a year ago on NPR. Make some (U.S.) governmental agency, presumably the post office, responsible for creating an e-mail for everyone or at least available for everyone. As proposed, it would be a FREE (beer) and free (from spam) service. Tax payer dollars would be paying for it in the end. But I thought it was a very interesting idea, this way important notices from the government directed to you would could sent via snail mail and/or through e-mail. It would be a way for the government (good or bad) to get in touch with you if you had moved often or just prefer doing things online. License renewal coming up? They would send you a reminder. Male and 18, they would let you know that you have to register for selective service. Links to the IRS 'round tax time. Speeding ticket? It would "remind" you of the location of where to send the check, or the address of the courthouse. When you should be getting your tax refund. List of candidates for local, state and national offices during election. I'm sure that it will certainly speed up the government end of communication, instead of having to rely on snail mail. It would certainly make the government more friendly (and perhaps more intrusive). I think the key part to this though is that this mail must be able to be forwarded to another e-mail account. People wouldn't check their government account about back taxes they owe or about local elections. Most people don't care and aren't interested but if sent to an already existing account it would be useful. I think the big question however is that would only the government have use of this e-mail account? I'm not sure how spam could be prevented otherwise. I have given none of my friends my hotmail e-mail address and yet I am spammed all day. In the end I don't think that it would "work" but an interesting thought.

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    5. Re:Canada Post by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think the big question however is that would only the government have use of this e-mail account? I'm not sure how spam could be prevented otherwise.
      Easy, charge for sending mail to those mailboxes. It could be done cheaper than snail mail, so it'd be competetive, and the post office could still back it up with paper delivery for non-email-using patrons.

      This would put it out of the hands of most peer communication (unless you wanted to be official about something), but it would still be very useful. Maybe they'd have accounts associated with a public key, you'd put money in the account, and then sign your messages that you sent to post office emails (which would also increase overall security when doing official business). You could provide a PDF attachment to compliment the plaintext, and they could print and deliver that if you didn't read the email within a certain amount of time (perhaps that you yourself specify in the email).

      It could be a pretty slick system, really. And when I think about it, I'd trust the post office as a PK certification authority much more than any other institution (public or private) that I can think of. Verisign is evil, and they're what comes out of private authorities. From the FBI I'd expect Clipper chip, Echelon, or other security-compromising malicious activity. But the post office is pretty damned good at security (massive, mundane security, like not opening letters). And they are politically neutral, while most other government agencies are not. And they don't gouge the market, whether or not they are a monopoly, unlike private industry. And they are democratic, creating a real infrastructure even in areas where there isn't profit to be made.

  11. Are you kidding? by MongooseCN · · Score: 2

    There's no way anyone could control email now adays. Some company could easily setup a server on the internet that allowed email. They would probably call it something else like the Virtual Note Sending System, something that didn't sound like "mail". People would send messages through it just like email now. What could the post office do about it? If you can getting putting swings past the government patent office, you can bs a business like this past the government postal service.

  12. Ok, couple things by legLess · · Score: 2

    First, more or less on-topic, and to clear up a common misconception: yes, the USPS has a monopoly on first-class mail. No, we shouldn't consider allowing competition. What most people don't know is that the USPS is mandated (by the same government that gave it the monopoly in the first place) to pick and and deliver at every address in the country every day. Think of the mind-boggling logistics behind that statement. Then realize that FedEx and UPS sometimes give their own deliveries to the USPS because they can't be bothered to go Smallville.

    Second, on the Civil War remark, check out Harry Turtledove's The Guns of the South , which is based on just that premise: how could the South win the Civil War, and what would happen afterwords? Very nicely done.

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    1. Re:Ok, couple things by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:
      Second, on the Civil War remark, check out Harry Turtledove's The Guns of the South [powells.com], which is based on just that premise: how could the South win the Civil War, and what would happen afterwords? Very nicely done
      I'm not sure I accept as a serious "What if?" solution a premise that, well, time travelers drop off a carton of AK-47s. Yes, he did a nice job after the deus ex machina but it was unsatisfying, IMHO. How Few Remain, on the other hand, was truly excellent and much more believable.
  13. US Postal Email.... by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Funny


    Process..

    Email addresses are in the form

    Name@Address@Town@State@Country

    Printers are "conveniently located" throughout the country. Postal service works include email delivery as part of their standard round.

    Could be worse though, they could have had accountants run it. Then we'd all be told how the value of the network was huge as millions of dollars of Nigerian money was being offered on a daily basis.

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  14. Re:think for 2 seconds though... by hyoo · · Score: 2

    This would also mean that macro viruses that send emails to your entire address list will affect the average user much more than it does now.

    Aside from macro viruses, people will surely find other ways to run up someones email bill, and this is probably the reason why there are no common pay-per use services over the internet.

  15. I would gladly pay for an USPS email account. by Kaboom13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Naturally, free and independent email services would operate alongside it, but imagine if, for a reasonable fee, you could have a postal service mail account in which all e-mails it sends or recieves have all the same protections and legal bearing of snail mail. I think this service would be invaluable for businesses or independent professionals. Many things can not be done over e-mail because the messages do not bear the same legal weight as snail mail. Consider how many times the postal service's datestamp has been used as evidence in court.

    1. Re:I would gladly pay for an USPS email account. by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah. Back in November, 2000, the democrats used the lack of the postmark to disenfranchise thousands of military personnel. Oh, but surely those votes were evenly split between Gore and Bush, they were just making sure the letter of the law outweighed the spirit of the law this time.

    2. Re:I would gladly pay for an USPS email account. by zenyu · · Score: 2

      Naturally, free and independent email services would operate alongside it, but imagine if, for a reasonable fee, you could have a postal service mail account in which all e-mails it sends or recieves have all the same protections and legal bearing of snail mail.

      I would gladly pay 50c for a service that worked like registered mail. Or even 5c on occasion for an e-mail that I knew would reach it's intended recipient. They could charge extra to e-mail snail mail addresses too. It might cost them less to just print it out at the destination and carry it to someone's home than to actually ship letters, they could print it out on thin paper too to save weight. Even if it wasn't it would be faster & more convenient...

      Real snail mail could be reserved for post cards and love letters.

  16. What? by rmohr02 · · Score: 3, Funny
    But about as likely, as say, The Confederacy winning the US Civil War.
    The, ahem, War of Northern Aggression hasn't been lost yet. The South shall rise again!
    1. Re:What? by Nightpaw · · Score: 2
    2. Re:What? by Accipiter · · Score: 2

      The South shall rise again!

      Yeah. Right.

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    3. Re:What? by alizard · · Score: 5, Funny
      The South shall rise again!

      Try Viagra.

    4. Re:What? by Erwos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Didn't it already? Bill is from Arkansas, Dubya is from Texas. Those damn southerners are running the country! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries in a corner*

      -Erwos

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    5. Re:What? by jdubois79 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But about as likely, as say, The Confederacy winning the US Civil War.

      The, ahem, War of Northern Aggression hasn't been lost yet. The South shall rise again!


      Anyone who thinks this is funny doesn't live in the south. ;)

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  17. Not quite by cheezedawg · · Score: 2

    This tells how the postman almost offered a service that had similarities with modern day e-mail.

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  18. Re:Slavery is bad, mmkay? by cduffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Eh? The Civil War wasn't about slavery. Slavery was abolished more as a punitive measure against the Southern states than as a goal of the war. Lincoln stated flatly that his goal was to preserve the Union -- whether with such preservation every slave was freed, some slaves were freed, or no slaves were freed.

    Doesn't do so well for the view of the Northerners as the heroes in white, fighting to save the oppressed minority, but then neither side's motives could be called entirely pure.

  19. not a bad idea, IMHO by esarjeant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given the volatility of the ISP market, a national email infrastructure would have been a wonderful thing. You could maintain a permanent email with the US Post Office and not have to worry about what might happen to your address if your service provider should change.

    Imagine not having to worry about @mediaone.com suddenly not working for you. Just about every major provider has undergone a substantial shift in how they process emails, resulting in everything from new domain names to new mail accounts. I can't tell you how many people I can no longer find @compuserve.com.

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    1. Re:not a bad idea, IMHO by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2
      You could maintain a permanent email with the US Post Office

      That'd be terrific. Once one jackass from South Korea sent me a penis enlargement spam that didn't bounce, I'd be stuck with a verified-spammable email account for the rest of my life, regardless of how often I change ISPs. :)

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  20. If the USPS owned the email infrastructure... by guttentag · · Score: 3, Interesting
    We would still get spam
    The USPS delivers junk mail to my house every day because corporations pay the USPS to deliver it. My mail carrier hides my real mail in the newspaper-like junk mail so I have to flip through it to avoid throwing out real mail. He does this because the postal service makes a large chunk of its revenue this way, yet it still loses money regularly.

    Spam would be easier to filter out
    The fact that it would no longer be free would cut down on the volume of spam and the variation, making it much easier to detect and filter out.

    Email would be more closely monitored
    for subversive/threatening content, copyrighted content, etc. And unlike traditional mail, anonymity would be impossible because the mail would be sent from an account connected directly to your name, home address and social security number.

    It would cost us money per email
    Right now we can send all the emails we want (more or less) without fear of a huge bill. But if the USPS controlled email, you'd probably have the option of buying "stamps" on a per-email basis or having your account billed monthly. You would pay perhaps 3 cents for up to 100k, 5 cents for 200k and so on.

    1. Re:If the USPS owned the email infrastructure... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      We would still get spam

      Spam would be easier to filter out.

      Probably, yes.

      Email would be more closely monitored.

      That's what encryption is for. Plus, the fact that people only have a single email address linked to their name, address, and social security number would be a good thing, as this could be used to stop people from creating multiple accounts.

      It would cost us money per email

      I highly doubt it. But even if so, the price would be absolutely miniscule. I'd much rather have the U.S. government charging me for email and not making a profit off it than a private corpoation making a profit off it.

    2. Re:If the USPS owned the email infrastructure... by glebfrank · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Email would be more closely monitored.

      That's what encryption is for. Plus, the fact that people only have a single email address linked to their name, address, and social security number would be a good thing, as this could be used to stop people from creating multiple accounts.

      And why are multiple accounts a bad thing? Having a single email account will just facilitate tracing your online presense.
      It would cost us money per email

      I highly doubt it. But even if so, the price would be absolutely miniscule. I'd much rather have the U.S. government charging me for email and not making a profit off it than a private corpoation making a profit off it.

      And why is that? Don't you know that private corporations making profit is what makes the economy work? While the government will just cheerfully piss away your money along with all the
      kajillions dollars of taxes it gets every year?

      This kind of attitude makes me sick. It's like you don't mind being screwed as long as someone doesn't do better. That's the king of mediocre egalitarianism that brought about communism.
    3. Re:If the USPS owned the email infrastructure... by guttentag · · Score: 2
      The Postal Service hasn't really been part of the government since Nixon was president. What was then known as the Post Office Department became an independent corporation called the United States Postal Service. Technically, it's owned by the government (like AMTRAK, the government bails it out when it can't pay its bills each year in the interest of keeping the country's infrastructure running smoothly) and because it has been granted a monopoly it has to meet certain requirements set forth by Congress>

      However, unlike a government agency, if the Post Office makes a profit, that money doesn't go to the federal government. The USPS keeps it to help it fulfill its charter in the future.

  21. Ah, axe-grinding time... by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the editor:
    But about as likely, as say, The Confederacy? winning the US Civil War?
    Blockquoth the poster:
    Yeah, that would have been awful. If it'd happened, slavery and racism would have continued to exist until well into the 1900s,
    NB: The editor didn't say a Confederate victory would have been awful, just that it was unlikely. You can argue with that assessment, though I think the evidence -- by its nature inconclusive -- is that the South had no realistic chance, except through demoralization of the North (which could conceivably happened if a less iron man than Lincoln had been President). But anyhow, the editor wasn't talking desirability.
  22. Let's go OT by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the poster:
    And if you read the constitution literally, the south had the right to secession.
    Umm, why?
    1. Re:Let's go OT by Arker · · Score: 2

      Check out the ninth amendment. That's the spot for the literal minded. Since the Constitution doesn't give the federal government any authority to prevent the states from leaving the union, they clearly retain all authority over the matter.

      There's also no lack of evidence that at the time of Constitutional ratification the union was understood by all to be a consensual and not necessarily perpetual one (in fact the words 'perpetual union' found in the Articles of Confederation were conspicuously dropped in the Constitution) and, indeed, that had it not been understood that way not a single state would have ever ratified. Virginia, for one, was paranoid enough to state that clearly in the instrument by which she ratified the Constitution. On at least two major occasions prior to the one in question, it had been the New England states that had experienced oppression and had been not at all shy about threatening to secede and reform the old New England Confederation if their demands were not met. Somehow when New England wanted to secede, everyone agreed they could do it and the effort to stop them was one of pursuasion, not force. Only when South Carolina finally seceded (she had been threatening to for decades, because of her outrageous treatment in terms of federal tax burdens) under Lincolns administration did the north suddenly 'discover' that states didn't have the right to secede.

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    2. Re:Let's go OT by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:
      Not the Constitution, try the Decleration of Independence:
      Leaving aside the fact that the Declaration of Independence was a propaganda piece with no force of law (as opposed to the Constitution, the supreme law of the law), one needs to bear in mind that "these ends" were the legitimate purpose of government ("That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men"), and that the rights were
      certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness
      and that a government designed explicitly to preserve human slavery has -- at the least -- a credibility gap wrapping itself in the mantle of Liberty.
  23. Re:Harry Turtledove by ceejayoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    yeah - it was mainly an economic war, the Emancipation Proclimation was made late in the war and didn't even free slaves in the Northern states so as not to lose the border states' support :)

  24. Technology Review Again! by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who is it at Technology Review that keeps churning out these historically-illiterate might-have-been stories? Last time it was somebody arguing that we could have had cell phones in the 1930s if it hadn't been for the KGB, or something equally absurd.

  25. Re:WHA!!! by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2
    but the south shall rise again!!!!

    And, once again, get beat down. Maybe this time, we won't let them back in. If they kiss the presidential ring and beg for forgiveness, we'll let them become provinces. If they're lucky.

  26. Guns of the South - WRONG! by unicorn · · Score: 2

    Guns of the South, is a pure fiction novel. Neo-racists use a time machine to supply the Confederates with AK-47's. Not a very reasonable premise of how they could have won.

    A MUCH more realistic portrayal of how the Confederacy could have won the war, is in the pre-history to his book How Few Remain, which is a novel of the Second War Between the States, set approximately 20 years after Lincoln was forced to sign a peace treaty with the Confederacy.

    The basic premise, is that early on, the South was spanking the North pretty badly. This was prior to the Emancipation Proclamation. At the time, the other countries of the world, would have viewed Lincoln issuing it, as coming from a position of weakness. And the goal would have been thought to be insurrection. In 1862, a Confedearte courier was killed and the troop deployment information he carried fell into the hands of the Union. Using this information, the Union won a solid victory at last, at Antietam. Now Lincoln could issue the Emancipation Proclamation. Once the emancipation proclamation was issued, there was a moral difference between the 2 parts of the US, and the European powers could in no way support the Confederacy.

    In Turtledoves world, the couriers information was never captured by the Union. The Confederates continued to hold strong positions. Because neither of the parties in the battle was morally different, France and England then force Lincoln to negotiate a peace treaty, rather than having them join forces with the Confederates, in "punishing" the Union, and reducing the power of a growing competitor.

    The book How Few Remain is actually set 20 years later, when a Second Civil War flares up. This time France and England are full allies of the CSA, and join in the party. The Union gets soundly smacked around a second time. And in an interesting twist, by the end the Union starts forging ties to the Austro-Hungarian empire. 3 years later, the "Great War" series of his kicks in. WW-I has broken out in Europe, and the Confederates, and the Union try going at each other a third time, this time, without the assistance of the Europeans who are busy with their own fight. And you have Tank, and trench warfare raging across the middle of North America.

    Turtledove has built a VERY rich world. Populated by lots of names that are recognizable. All in all his fiction is VERY highly regarded.

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  27. Yes: All but the USPS ILLEGAL. Read some history by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've seen this already, and personally, I think it's a lot of crap. What is he suggesting? That any other systems of E-mail aside from ones controlled by the USPS would be *illegal*?

    Exactly.

    The USPS has a long history of using federal law to stamp out competing mail services.

    The usual excuse is that it undermines fixed-rate universal service by "cherry-picking" the inespensive job of delivering mail in and between cities or their business-office cores, which subsidizes the mail in rural areas. Federal law gives them a monopoly on first class mail and its equivalents (sealed point-to-point message) and they have enforced it jealously in the past.

    - Against many private competing mail carriers.
    - Against bicycle couriers. (Sometimes they'd let them carry and deliver IF you also bought a stamp.)
    - Against (shutting down) a pneumatic-tube package-deleivery system in Manhattan.

    and so on.

    I think they tried against Fax but the Bell system slapped them down. (They're a regulated monopoly.) Fedex initially got away with it because they promise overnight delivery (not available from USPS at the time) for a much HIGHER price than first-class mail.

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  28. Re:Slavery is bad, mmkay? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

    Yawn. The states that seceded did so because they thought (rightly or wrongly) that Lincoln would be an abolitionist President. The purpose of the fighting for the North may have been to preserve the Union, but the cause of the war was Southern secession over the issue of slavery. Generations of Confederate apologists have managed to introduce some doubt on this issue into people's minds, but a reading of the letters and speeches of the time makes it clear that if not for slavery (and abolitionism, to be sure) the secession, and thus the war, would not have happened.

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  29. USPS is excellent by rossz · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Seriously. Have you ever dealt with the postal service in another country? For the most part, it sucks. All too often, packages disapear. If something does arrive, it took bloody forever.

    I stopped complaining about the USPS after having extensive dealings with European postal services.

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    1. Re:USPS is excellent by jpmorgan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I disagree. Royal Mail (the UK postal service) is very good. Twice daily deliveries in most places, six days a week. I put a letter in the mail, it shows up the next day, and I've never seen anything get lost. Of course it's a much smaller country, so it's easier to be good and fast. :)

      Still, though the UK does have a long tradition of an excellent postal service.

    2. Re:USPS is excellent by rossz · · Score: 2

      I didn't say ALL European mail was bad, just a lot of it. The UK seems to have excellent service, too, at least in my experience.

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    3. Re:USPS is excellent by rossz · · Score: 2

      Flamebait!? You've got to be kidding!? Whomever modded it down is an idiot.

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  30. slightly ot, internet wont kill conventional post by pneuma_66 · · Score: 2

    Ok, I know this is slightly offtopic, but i'll say it anyway. I have read all the various news stories about how email is/will kill conventional means of post. But, i feel the internet has created a huge increase in shipping. Why? because, before the net, not many people catalog shopped, however, since the net, so many more people are ordering online, and guess what, what they order gets shipped to them. Also, dont forget eBay, lots of sellers dont accept electronic payments, so how do you get the money to them, regular snail mail.
    Also, in the past, how many people actually sent letters to people, I remember the last time i mailed a letter, i was in grade school and writing to my assigned penpal.

  31. Poor Slashdot Analogy by chazzf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't like to accuse people of out hand, but the Confederacy winning the Civil War was a fairly likely thing for the first few years. Most Union generals (McClellan, Banks, Burnside) measured up very poorly against their Confederate counterparts (Lee, Jackson, Johnston).

    Had the south won the Battle of Antietam in 1862, as it almost did, the war would have likely ended. Even as late as 1864 Lincoln was in serious electoral trouble until Grant finally delivered. Had McClellan won, he would have pursued peace.

    I can excuse spelling mistakes, but as a historian I am appalled at the ignorance of the editors.

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    1. Re:Poor Slashdot Analogy by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 2
      They had plenty, they just blew them.

      Huh? Try not being able to handle a long drawn out war. The north had all the manufacturing/etc. The south had trouble keep supplies. No uniforms, shoes, ammunition, guns, etc. They started out ok, but quickly started running out.

      On top of that, the south was still more sparsely populated than the north was, so they couldn't compete in sheer numbers either.

      Add to that the brutal ravaging of the lands south of the border by northern soldiers and you have a country that really couldn't hope to win a drawn out war. Their only hope was to win quickly, and that just couldn't happen. Worse, their refusal to carry the war to the north prevented it.

      Maybe that was blowing it, from a certain point of view, but to me it just exemplifies what was good about the south. Gives lie to those who would rewrite history and paint the south as evil warmongers and the north as angels who only wanted what was best.

      In a related story, Robert E. Lee recently had his citizenship restored to him. No shit.

      Yikes. Were he alive today I'm sure he'd rather die than accept it.

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    2. Re:Poor Slashdot Analogy by mjh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm not a historian, but I think you might be missing the point. I don't think the analogy that Mr H made was meant to suggest that the south could not possibly have won the war. I think that it was meant to suggest that claiming that the south won the civil war, is as far off as claiming that the USPS could have owned email. But that's just my read of it.

      ... the south lost the civil war, right? Hey, I said I wasn't a historian!

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    3. Re:Poor Slashdot Analogy by Moofie · · Score: 2
      In a related story, Robert E. Lee recently had his citizenship restored to him. No shit.

      Yikes. Were he alive today I'm sure he'd rather die than accept it.
      Bet you a dollar you are wrong. General Lee was torn about whether he should serve his state, Virginia, or his country, the United States of America. I think that his country's recognition of his integrity, despite the fact that he "betrayed" the Union, would have warmed his heart.

      The man agonized about his decision, but he followed his conscience. I don't agree with the decision he made, but I admire his fortitude in making the call and sticking to it.

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    4. Re:Poor Slashdot Analogy by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 2
      Bet you a dollar you are wrong. General Lee was torn about whether he should serve his state, Virginia, or his country, the United States of America. I think that his country's recognition of his integrity, despite the fact that he "betrayed" the Union, would have warmed his heart.

      Unfortunately, we'll likely never know who'd win that bet. However, while he certainly did not want to see the nation split, he also would want nothing to do with the US as it stood then, let alone the atrocity it has become today. If he thought states rights were being trampled then....wow.

      I think he'd probably see it as the empty guesture it was. Some bizzare act of "forgiveness" for as you said "betraying" the US. But that's hogwash. He didn't betray anyone. The right to secede was and is right there in our founding documents. They should've been able to do so peacefully as they desired instead of having to fight a war to save lincoln's pride and chances for re-election.

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    5. Re:Poor Slashdot Analogy by hawk · · Score: 2
      >Their only hope was to win quickly, and that just couldn't happen.

      Exactly. There were three ways it could have worked:

      1) No war; Lincoln lets them go. I dunno, but there might have been a long shot if they'd helf back from attacking federal property. I seriously doubt it, though.

      2) British military intervention. But given that the northern threat to drop all trade would clearly come, this was never a real option.

      3) North gets bored and goes home. *shrug* It worked in Viet Nam, which was a success by any military measure, right until we packed up and left. For crying out loud, we hadn't bombed them in years to avoid annoying them (yes, seriously!), and then they wouldn't let us leave unmenanced, so we bombed them into submission. However, you have to stay in the war long enough for this to happen, and the south didn't.

      hawk

    6. Re:Poor Slashdot Analogy by Mark+Bainter · · Score: 2
      1) No war; Lincoln lets them go. I dunno, but there might have been a long shot if they'd helf back from attacking federal property. I seriously doubt it, though.

      Heh. They tried. They didn't /want/ to attack. They were going to wait, and let them leave on their own terms. Lincoln used that to his advantage and sent reinforcements for the fort. The south had no choice to attack or they would /never/ leave.

      One way or another, Lincoln was going to have that war. He just wanted the south to at least appear to start it, thus gaining the upper hand in the public relations game.

      2) British military intervention. But given that the northern threat to drop all trade would clearly come, this was never a real option.

      They were on the verge of recognizing the Confederacy. That's the whole reason Lincoln made the emancipation proclamation. Once he had done that, the British govt withdrew support because of the image that attached to the Confederacy and to the war.

      However, you have to stay in the war long enough for this to happen, and the south didn't.

      The south /couldn't/. No food, no men, no clothes, no shoes, no ammunition, no weapons. How do you fight a war like that?

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  32. Eliminate the "public" mail service by ratamacue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The post office is nothing but another example of failed socialism, and should be phased out and replaced with market solutions which offer an incentive to deliver (pardon the pun ;). The answer is to allow the market to supply the demand by voluntary means, instead of by coercion (the tool of government).

    1. Re:Eliminate the "public" mail service by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      The post office is nothing but another example of failed socialism [cato.org], and should be phased out and replaced with market solutions which offer an incentive to deliver (pardon the pun ;).

      While I do agree that the USPS monopoly has outlived its usefulness, I think that back when the USPS was formed, it was a natural monopoly, and I believe that natural monopolies should be run as nonprofit charities, such as the USPS.

    2. Re:Eliminate the "public" mail service by ratamacue · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is one argument that addresses the costs of sustaining the post office monopoly. Also see this one.

    3. Re:Eliminate the "public" mail service by he-sk · · Score: 2
      Do you think that some guy out in nowhere, Montana would receive mail if he had to rely on market conditions to bring a postal carrier to his area? Postal service along with Public Highway programs helped paved the way for suburbia and moved people out of the inner city.

      And this is good?

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    4. Re:Eliminate the "public" mail service by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      The post office is nothing but another example of failed socialism [cato.org], and should be phased out and replaced with market solutions which offer an incentive to deliver (pardon the pun ;). The answer is to allow the market to supply the demand by voluntary means, instead of by coercion (the tool of government).

      We need to get to the root of this socialist plot:

      U.S. Constitution, section 8:

      Congress shall have th power ...
      Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

      AHA!!! It was those commie pinko Founding Fathers! Washington, Jefferson, Adams... All scheming leftist pinko scumbags, bent on stealing money from FedEx and UPS and using it to subsidize post cards to welfare mothers from their bastard children!

      Just goes to show again, that every single thing that the government does is completely worthless and wasteful, even if it takes 220 years to find it out!

    5. Re:Eliminate the "public" mail service by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Oh yea the cato institute, now there is a rational unbiased bunch of individuals with no axe to grind.

      If you believe that bunch of bozos I got a bridge to sell you. Let me clue you in. The cato institute is nothing but a fund raising arm of the republican party. To them feeding your family and not charging for it is socialism.

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    6. Re:Eliminate the "public" mail service by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Hey wait a minute now. You were not expecting the cato institute of bothering with the facts were you?

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    7. Re:Eliminate the "public" mail service by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2

      It's a shame that there is a smell of privatisation in some parts of BC Hydro coming sometime in the near future.

  33. Re:Slavery is bad, mmkay? by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

    The South seceded because they thought Lincoln would destroy their whole way of life, not just abolish slavery, so the war started over states' rights. But, many (but not all) Northerners did think the war was about slavery, and that's why many of them signed up--I'm sure at least some of us remember Col. Chamberlain's speech to the men of the 2nd Maine in The Killer Angels or Gettysburg.

  34. Why is this so bad? by DeepEyes78 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really, I'd rather have a small amount of my tax dollars put towards a e-mail account that I know will be there for the rest of my life. (As opposed to getting a "free" account with a .com that might not be there tomorrow.) Not only that, but since it's paid for by taxes, you won't have to worry about the gov't selling your e-mail for extra $$$ (In an ideal world anyway.) I'm not saying that the USPS should be the only one providing e-mail, but I don't think it would be the horrible thing that everyone is making it out to be.

  35. Whine, bitch, moan by r_j_prahad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, the United States Postal Service does a damn good job for the money. Bitch if you want about the thirty-seven cents, but why don't you try hiring a cab to hand-deliver your envelope door-to-door and maybe that'll give some idea what the service is really worth. The USPS has been getting a bum rap for decades now for doing nothing less than a fantastic job with shit for a budget.

    The USPS is also a serious proponent of Linux, having deployed more than 5400 Linux boxes internally to do address scanning and recognition. Google for "Linux USPS", it's the first unsponsored link.

    I'm trying real hard here to think how the USPS could fuck up the Internet any worse than Adelphia or Qwest, and if there is something more nefarious that they could've done, it escapes me.

    1. Re:Whine, bitch, moan by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Bull fucking shit. The entire lance armstrong budget is less then the worth of a closet full of suits in the house of any major CEO in this country.

      Have you ever considered the fact they might feel the need to advertise because the repubicans are on the warpath against the postal service, the postal service employees and every other federal worker?

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    2. Re:Whine, bitch, moan by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Apparently I need to clarify this for you. Ok I'll try again and use smaller words just so you can get it.

      1) republicans attack the postal service.
      2) republicans attack the postal service employees.
      3) republicans attack all federal workers.
      4) The postal service and it's employees get vilified by the republicans and the republican controlled media.
      5) The postal service feels the need to portray a positive image of itself in order to convince people that they are not actually evil, communist, anti american terrorists that the republicans claim they are.
      6) they choose to sponsor a bicycling team (probably because it was the cheapest thing to sponsor).
      7) Much to chagring of republicans this team happens the contain what is arguably the best athlete in the world. The team wins the tour de france year after year. Lance Armstrong beats testicular cancer thereby giving the media something to talk about.

      finally

      8) Having failed to convince the american public that federal employees are communist, homosexual child molesting terrorists the republicans bitch and moan about the postal service wasting money to sponsor a cycling team while they drive the economy into the ground.

      Imagine if the postal service ran it's business like the republicans are running this economy!.

      Get it now?

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    3. Re:Whine, bitch, moan by balthan · · Score: 2

      The postal service feels the need to portray a positive image of itself in order to convince people

      Regardless of your hyperbole, I don't think any government agency should be spending tax dollars trying to convince people to support it.

    4. Re:Whine, bitch, moan by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      " I don't think any government agency should be spending tax dollars trying to convince people to support it."

      Hey I have an idea. Maybe the republicans should not spend govt money bashing hard working people trying to feed their families. Why can't they just be happy drving their BMWs and sailing their yachts? Why do they have to spend govt money calling hard working americans communists?

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    5. Re:Whine, bitch, moan by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      " Are you forgetting to include the money that
      pays the armed goons that protect the USPS monopoly?"

      Aren't those exact same armed goons that enforce contracts between corporations?

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  36. It's unfortunate it didn't happen. by -tji · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As others have pointed out, the USPS could not just come in and 'own' e-mail, they could provide an e-mail service, that people would use only if it provided enough value to justify the cost.

    Most likely, the main users would have been business customers, who were willing to pay for the services.

    Having a central, semi-trusted authority, employing sound technologies, could have taken e-mail much farther than it is today. Features like:

    - Useful encrypted e-mail (i.e. a central certificate authority, with a strong registration process).
    - Based on a modern protocol with some assurances of identity. SMTP is trivial to spoof, but is so widespread it's impossible to replace. It would take an organization with some clout to promote a new open standard.
    - SPAM control

    When people hear of the USPS doing e-mail, they think of their local mail carriers and laugh. Obviously it would not be run by those people, it would be a group of trained specialists designing and implementing it.

    Of course, I still would not trust them with my e-mail, or pay them for the service. But, I bet my employer would. And, I bet I would use the GNU version of their open standards and strong security on my Linux box.

  37. Re:Slavery is bad, mmkay? by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the poster:
    Doesn't do so well for the view of the Northerners as the heroes in white, fighting to save the oppressed minority, but then neither side's motives could be called entirely pure.
    Well, I guess I'm just a dyed-in-the-wool Northerner, but I happen to think "the preservation of the Union" is a pure motive.
  38. Re:What do we have instead? by John+Miles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before the whole WorldCom shitstorm went down, I would have violently argued against the idea of treating email as a centrally-administered national resource.

    Now, it looks like my pop.net email address -- for which I've been paying $20/month for the last several years on the grounds that I didn't think UUNet would ever go away -- might well become worthless before long.

    I'm pissed and disillusioned at the same time. It really does appear that any sufficiently-large corporation is indistinguishable from an incompetent government. Perhaps there actually would be some value in a USPS-administered email option in the marketplace. One address, guaranteed for life, immune to the slings and arrows of corporate greed and idiocy, where spammers would have to answer to Federal postal inspectors.

    Honestly, I'd probably sign up. Email may turn out to be one of those things the private sector just doesn't handle very well.

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  39. The USPS tried E-mail, and it really sucked by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I looked into using the USPS's "Electronic Computer-Originated Mail" back in the 1980s. We were considering it as a delivery system for E-mail for people who weren't on the Internet. (Yes, kiddies, there was an Internet back then; it just wasn't very big.) The USPS had managed to do almost everything wrong.

    First, you submitted mail by emulating an IBM remote-job entry system and submitting a batch job. Error messages came back the next day, by paper mail. Really.

    You had to send a minimum number of mail pieces per batch, the minimum being 100 or so. And they all had to have the same first 2 digits of the zip code, because the whole batch was printed at the same place, in some regional mail-handling facility. The switching was per-job, not per-message. (Some third party company tried to set up a switching system to take individual messages and accumulate them, but it didn't catch on.)

    Finally, it cost about the same as first class mail. More for long messages, based on pages printed.

    Even bulk mailers didn't like it. The biggest objection was that you couldn't include a return envelope, so it was useless for bills.

    Not that private enterprise did much better. FedEx tried something called ZapMail, where you faxed your message to a receiver in a FedEx truck, which then drove to the destination and delivered the message. Two-hour delivery. Killed by cheap fax machines.

  40. The Confederacy winning the US Civil War?. by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Informative

    The whole damned thing could have been won after 1st manassis. nothern generals before Grant became eastern theatre commander were fairly lame. However, the south didn't make the move. If they had followed the nothern army on the retreat, they would have been able to take DC on the first day of the war. That would more than likely be called 'winning' -- capturing the enemy capitol in record time. yup.

  41. Re:Benefits of US Email/Net by jcam2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Federalizing the internet (espcially if there
    was a monopoly government ISP) would be the
    first step towards eliminating your rights
    online.

    Sure, commercial ISPs can disconnect you for
    whatever reason they want, or block certain
    traffic .. but there are plenty of ISPs out
    there, so if you don't like one then you can
    always switch.

    If the government owned the internet, systems
    like carnivore or regulations like the CDA
    could be put in place without any need to
    pass laws to force commercial ISPs to
    participate. Private ISPs on the other hand
    hate implementing those kind of things,
    because it costs them time and money ..

  42. Not so far-fetched as you think by nygeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Back in the late 1970s I joined IBM as a junior electronic engineer. There I had my first experience of electronic mail. IBM had an internal network called VNET that connected all of their mainframes. It supported many of the services that we think of as characteristic of the Internet today - email, instant messages, file transfer, and remote terminal access. None of these services was as well implemented or architected as the Internet, but it wasn't too shabby for 1978.

    I was completely bowled over by email and used it a lot. To my dismay, however, in something like 1979 or so they renamed the program, which had been called "mail," because of concerns that the US Postal Service owned the name. The program was renamed "note" and most of us geeks thought the decision was hilariously stupid.

    It's fascinating to read this article and realize that what must have been going on was an effort by the USPS to protect its "brand name" for mail. I can just imagine IBM getting a lawyer letter from the Postal Service threatening legal action if they didn't stop using the word mail.

  43. Oh boy. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    I don't think I'd want all those aliens in the post-office twiddling with my bits...

  44. Umm... by TechnoLust · · Score: 3, Funny

    FedEX/UPS/UHL/Airborne Express don't stop regularly
    Neither does my postman!

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    "Da ist ein Technölüst in mein Unterpanten!"
    1. Re:Umm... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Contact your local post office. Your postman should be stopping by your box every day to pick any mail up, regardless of whether he's got mail to leave for you.

      Exactly - it's mandated by law.

    2. Re:Umm... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      There's another exception in the PDF allowing it if the cost of postage is $3.00 or more, or if it costs 2x the USPS rate...

  45. USPS by Quixote · · Score: 4, Informative
    First, referring to the USPS as 'The Postman' is a bit demeaning, I'd say.

    The USPS has been at the leading edge of technology in many cases. As another poster mentioned, do a Google for Linux USPS and see what you find. I speak from first-hand experience: I have worked on USPS' Linux systems. They have over 5000 dual-CPU boxes running Linux, sorting mail at real-time speeds (which is 13 pieces per second, mind you). The USPS handles 40% of the world's postal mail. They process over 500 million pieces of mail each and every working day.

    The USPS also has a huge network of SGI boxen deployed, again reading and sorting addresses (but this time those that were missed by the Linux boxes).

    With the current mess at ICANN, NSI, etc. do you think the USPS could have done any worse?

    And BTW: before you take potshots at the $0.37 FC postage rates, check the rates at other countries in Europe, f'rinstance.

    I have personally seen farmers deliver chicken hatchlings, ducks, etc. to the USPS for delivery, I kid you not. Live cargo! Lets see FedEx/UPS do anything even close.

  46. The US Government DID build the email system by jc42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm really disappointed that nobody has yet pointed out that the Internet, SMTP, and all that were built on projects funded by the US Government. The DOD's ARPA (Advanced Research Projects Agency), to be precise. I was using it back in the 70's, and I was quite aware of where the funding came from.

    And the actual constructions was done almost entirely by universities. The few "private" companies involved (such as BB&N) were living almost entirely off government grants and contracts.

    The corporate enterprise ideologists are trying hard to invent their own history so that they can claim some of the credit. But this is all historic revisionism. The real credit belongs to the evil old government, in collusion with a lot of academic hackers.

    It may be true that forms of email were developed by a number of computer vendors. But they were all proprietary (even UUCP and DECnet), didn't interoperate worth a damn, and mostly couldn't be licensed for a finite cost.

    It's kinda too bad. I've always thought that UUCP mail was better than SMTP. But if was freed by AT&T a bit too late, and SMTP already had the territory. Note that SMTP is defined by a set of US government standards.

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  47. History is rife with crazy Post Office ideas... by guttentag · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Like Missile Mail:
    On June 8, 1959, in a move a postal official heralded as "of historic significance to the peoples of the entire world," the Navy submarine U.S.S. Barbero fired a guided missile carrying 3,000 letters at the Naval Auxiliary Air Station in Mayport, Florida. "Before man reaches the moon," the official was quoted as saying, "mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to Britain, to India or Australia by guided missiles."

    History proved differently, but this experiment with missile mail exemplifies the pioneering spirit of the Post Office Department when it came to developing faster, better ways of moving the mail.

  48. Ed Baker, Other Postal Services, etc. by weston · · Score: 2

    For a moment, I thought the article was going to focus on the law that states that things of a non-urgent nature must be delivered by USPS, and things like that. Interesting to find out they were looking into official electronic mail in the 70s, and interesting that the solution that finally popped up was distributed and came out of defense research.

    By the way, if anyone has any information about the history of letter delivery, and especially things like the Ed Baker Memorial Postal Conspiracy or other postal conspiracies, I'd be interested in hearing from you. Unusually, lots of information is not readily available from a Google search.

  49. Re:Owned Email? No. First Hotmail. by EvlG · · Score: 2

    I disagree. They would have been first to market with a technology on a massive roll-out.

    Anyone competing would have to have a competing technology, unless USPS licensed it to them.

    In effect, competition would fragment the market, and with the head-start the USPS had, it is very likely it would have won.

    I think had the USPS actually gone ahead with the plan, we might all have very different email addresses right now (either because we would be using a fragmented service, akin to the old AOL/Prodigy/Compuserve days, or because we all use USPS addresses.)

  50. Re:Ouroboros? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2
    We make fun of ourselves far more than you would imagine - the key is that we don't do it in front of you.

    It's sort of like picking on a younger sibling, but standing up for them whenever someone else does the same. I can call my best friend a redneck, but wouldn't let you do the same. :)

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    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  51. Whats the big deal? by AIXadmin · · Score: 2

    So we would have had mass propogation of email earlier, and a internet or the internet type of services would have happened sooner. Bar the internet would not have had its libertarian nature if the post office ran it.
    But we might have had more interactive high bandwidth services sooner if the plan had gone forward.

  52. Re:on that second what if.. by derch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now I know that the South has it's fair share of backwater far right conservatives, but don't lump all of the South in with them

    Al Gore's from Tennessee.
    Bill Clinton's from Arkansas.
    Billy Carter's from Georgia.
    Doug Wilder, former gov of Virginia, was the first elected Black governor in the US.

    Sure, we also gave the nation Ollie North, Jesse Helms, and Jerry Falwell.

    So think of the South more as a region of extremes instead of Bible toting gun weilding conservatives.

    *Texas is Texas. It does not count as a Southern state any more than Oklahoma does.

  53. Re:What do we have instead? by John+Miles · · Score: 2

    The USPS's lifeblood is unsolicited commercial advertising mail.

    That's certainly true, but they damned sure don't deliver it for free, do they? Imagine what would happen to a bulk mailer who misappropriated USPS resources to bury millions of people in junk mail without paying a dime of postage.

    If there were a way to make spammers pay for the resources they use, the volume of unsolicited commercial email would drop by at least 95% overnight.

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  54. The Postal Reform Act of 1970 by jpostel · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The act required the Postal Service to âoepromote modern and efficient operations and [avoid] any practiceâ¦which restricts the user of new equipment or devices which may reduce the cost or improve the quality of postal services...â"

    What I love about this is that I know someone who works for the USPS and came up with US Patent 5,339,734. It is a small hand bar code stamper. Simple idea that would save tens of MILLIONS of dollars, if the USPS would promote the use of it.

    The address (ZIP code) on the front of an envelope is read by some OCR machines. If the OCR thinks it has a pretty good match (which it usually does) then it sends the letter on its way. This is very little problem for the majority of machine printed addresses and ZIP codes. Hand written addresses however cause more problems for OCR, which is why there is a secondary step of humans sitting in front of computer screens checking the addresses of the mail that the OCR machines did not like. The people watching the screens are doing the high speed assembly line equivalent of hand sorting mail.

    None of this comes into play, however, if the ZIP (or ZIP+4) is BAR CODED onto the envelope. Check out some bulk mail for the bar code on the envelope. That step eliminates the OCR and human mail sorter from the equation. Since the machines look for the bar code anyway, less steps = less money.

    The hand held bar coder would cost less than a few stamps if produced in bulk, but the USPS is unwilling to even consider the idea, because it would put hundreds of USPS employees out of work.

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  55. The Post Office by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Would be the perfect place to offer authenticated encryption key registration. There's one in every town and they have the infrastructure deployed to validate your identity already. Go down there, show 2 forms of ID and give them a floppy disk with your PGP public key on it. They charge you nominal fee and slap it on their server with your name and stuff attached to it. I'd drop 10 or 15 bucks for that.

    Only it isn't going to happen because the government doesn't like encryption and the post office is (probably) too clueless to actually set up the necessary servers and keep them secure enough for it all to work.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:The Post Office by Animats · · Score: 2
      The USPS was going to get into the authentication key registration business in a big way, but backed off. The service exists, and is called "Netpost.Certified", but it is currently used only where at least one party is a Government agency. But the whole crypto/smart card/personal authentication thing is in place.

      There's a separate system for sending certified mail from the Internet to the USPS, but it uses Verisign certificates.

  56. USPS never wanted a monopoly in email by isdnip · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article makes it sound as if the USPS wanted a "private express" type monopoly in email. I have a long memory of these things, and very seriously doubt it! Remember, email as we know it began over the ARPAnet in 1972; single-computer email goes back farther. Lots of people (myself included) were on the ARPAnet in the late '70s, using email galore. There was no thought of shutting us down. In the 1980s, there was also a lot of uucp mail, fido, DECnet, BITnet, and other types of email besides the venerable SMTP. These just could not be banned or shut down.

    And don't forget X.400, the 1980s idiot bastard child of the ITU itself, an email protocol so baroque that only a Lotus Notes developer could love it. X.400 was a bad implementation of a good idea, that being to have a multivendor standard. They just ignored SMTP's existence, even as millions used it. Right into the early 1990s there were people arguing that X.400's supposedly greater capabilities were necessary.

    Various worldwide postal agencies did build something called IntElPost (sp?) in the late '70s and early '80s; basically, it was international Group IV fax service between post offices. The USPS was not allowed to participate; it still operates in some countries.

    Somebody else has noted how the USPS introduced a truly awful RJE-printer papermail service, ECOM, which flopped big time. I note that MCI Mail, a 1981-ish consumer/business email service, had a paper-output option too; I occasionally used it to send paper mail.

    The USPS could potentially play a role in a future e-post system; that might be one way to cut spam. I'd be happy to pay, oh, a penny or so per email, provided that spammers did too. More likely, it would have to be some kind of micropayment scheme wherein my inbox would block something without an e-stamp, which would cost too much for a spammer. Of course that doesn't need the USPS, but they could be a player if they got their act together.

  57. Most people forget about DNS by slew · · Score: 2

    Before widespread DNS and the MX tag, email addresses looked like...

    myneighbor!herfriend!uunet!yahoo!slew

    No kidding, email addresses used to be the other way with rmail/uucp! (and for a small time when internet email was just starting to be popular it was both ways with % signs, not to mention other nasty hpmail/vaxmail/x.400/x.500 hybrids)

    You had to source route your email explicitly although uunet was pretty good about knowing about big sites and was pretty reasonable about relaying a small amount of email for a small fee. Setting up email w/o DNS (and root servers) might be like gnutella without much bandwidth. Think of DNS root server as the virtual site that can automatically tell you where to find out how to route everything.

    The only reason email is as popular as it is today is that interoperability is pretty common (except for the spam-sources). Imagine if say 1/2 the email addresses uses a proprietary postoffice maintained "dns-like" service... It would sort of be like if the post office didn't license zip-codes to be used by their competitors (sort of how they don't let fedex/ups send to p.o.boxes)... You could set up a separate internet email, but there would be no interop...

    Just food for thought...

  58. Re:Harry Turtledove by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2, Informative
    yeah - it was mainly an economic war, the Emancipation Proclimation was made late in the war and didn't even free slaves in the Northern states so as not to lose the border states' support :)
    The Army had been officially freeing slaves for two years by that time (since August 1861). Our articles of war forbade returning slaves to owners. Slavery had been abolished in DC and all territories. Lincoln (conservative on the subject) had promised aid/compensation to all loyal slave states which undertook emancipation voluntarily.In July 1862, Lincoln told them that if they did not undertake voluntary emancipation it would "be extinguished by mere friction and abrasion--by the mere incidents of the war." On the southern side, slavery was the only issue. Read the documents of secession.
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  59. Re:Fie upon bad weather non delivery monkeys by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    I can't ever recall not getting my mail :)
    Would it be worse if the Post Office controlled the domains and routing than it is now ? The various groups we've appointed to safegaurd the net have for the most part been corporatized, or lobotamized by the real power, $$$$$.

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  60. There are better ideas. by aussersterne · · Score: 2

    Like $0 Web hosting. For less than $20 year in DNS registration fees, you can have you@youraddr.com and give nine friends an address@youraddr.com as well, not to mention Web hosting.

    I'd much rather get to choose my own domain than have to be @usps.com.

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  61. Re:If USPS did email... by FredMcGriff · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I'd get all of my neighbor's printouts... and all of the printouts for the previous owners.

  62. This happened in the UK by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

    In the UK it was illegal for electronic communications to be done except through the GPO (Post Office, which at one stage also owned the phone company). When I as at Cambridge university in the 1970s there was a legal problem with email. Email (communication between people) within one building was OK, but between different (university) sites was not. The undersity legal dons found a way round it (someone interacted with a computer, which happened to interact with someone else), but AFIR it was never tested - the GPO did not know.

    A decade later: Unix and UUCP (remember that). We built a dialup network through high speed modems 300 (baud). It mostly carried news & mail. There was a legal problem - we weren't allowed to communicate electronically with anyone, so we joined a club the UKUUG (UK Unix User Group), we were thus a closed community and so it was OK (the exact legal mumbo jumbo escapes me). Because of this UKUUG membership grew rapidly.

    Things have moved on & it doesn't appear to be necessary anymore, but I don't know how the law has changed -- I don't care as long as I can do it.

  63. Re:Slavery is bad, mmkay? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
    To sum things up, the South, like many other places, practices slavery for centuries. Then as technology progresses, most civilized societies eliminate slavery, except for the South, who continue to "require" it for "cheap labor".

    Then the South fights in a war costing hundreds of thousands of lives over the issue of "high taxes".

    Then for almost 100 years further, it continues to ensure cheap labor by continuing with the biggest subset of the condition slavery it can get away with.

    Sounds mainly like avoiding hard moral choices in favor of grabbing a few bucks. That's not setting a very high "holy" bar to beat.

  64. Re:Slavery is bad, mmkay? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2

    To say that any particular thing caused any war would be simplistic. People fight in wars for their own reasons, which can be quite varied. Often, soldiers on opposing sides have completely different ideas about what a war is about. Read this.

  65. Re:pay up by gerardrj · · Score: 2

    In fact, having the USPS run Email and have it subjected to the same laws and regulations as standard mail would almost certainly provide you with MORE spam and more headaches.

    While you paid 1 penny to send an email, mass mailers would get massive discounts, like 1/10 of a penny.
    The USPS would be required by law to deliver any mail addressed to you, or any mail vaugly resembling your address. account_owner@domain.com would by law HAVE to be delivered to every email account in the "domain.com" domain.
    The USPS would sell your email address to mass marketers, and be required to publish your address in a master list that is available to almost anyone who asks for it.
    Further, the USPS would actively encourage mass mailers to send you bulk advertzing to increase their revenue stream.
    Email messages would have no ability to be tracked. They would dissapear in to the system, and would usually show up at the proper destination. The contents of your message may have been damaged in transit, or the message unexpectedly delayed for days or weeks.
    The 1 penny rate would only apply to messages of 1KB in size. Larger messages would be charged extra. Discounts would apply for "media" email that contained images, book transcripts, video, or sound files.
    The machines that recieve the email would have to be certified by the USPS. If any system failed to meet the approval of the USPS they could confiscate it, or refuse to deliver mail to it.

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  66. Re:Owned Email? No. First Hotmail. by 3247 · · Score: 2

    Well, the Deutsche Post AG (the German counterpart of the USPS) does offer a free(!) email service called "ePost" just like Hotmail, Yahoo, web.de, GMX and many others. However, they don't seem to have a lot of users; one does rarely see an ePost email address (*@epost.de).

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  67. Might actually have been better. by 3247 · · Score: 2
    If you think about it, it might have been better if the USPS and other governmental or government-owned organisations postal services had built the email network.
    We would probably now have somthing like this:
    • X.400-based (more complex but also more powerful than RFC 822 email)
    • In most countries, you'd be able to choose from several providers by now.
    • You could keep your email address when switching providers.
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  68. Re:No offense by GutBomb · · Score: 2

    i watch ally mcbeal and i have never once gotten the urge to starve myself so I can be skinny. if this is the true reason why women in fiji were becoming anorexic in droves, than perhaps they need better parenting or psychologists in fiji. While I am not one to like america (after living in the us for 22 years and moving to europe i can finally see USA how the rest of the world sees it), I will defend them here. You can't blame "America" rising to power (news flash... america may have power, but not as much as americans think) for the outbreak of anorexia in fiji!

  69. The war isn't over ... by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... we're just re-arming and waiting for the right opportunity.

    If at first you don't secede ...

  70. Owned? No by Gleef · · Score: 2

    In spite of the trolling title, nothing in the article even implies that the USPS even considered "owning" or controlling the email delivery infrastructure. It says that there was a point where it could have bought much of the telegraph infrastructure (but it didn't), and there was a point where it could have offered email services, but decided it was out of their mandate.

    If, in 1982 they decieded to offer electronic mail services, they would have found UUCP
    and BITNet already there, connecting colleges, government agencies, and some companies with electronic mail and other services. Businessmen and power users with money were already sending electronic mail through services like Compuserve and The Source.

    I don't see anything the USPS could have done to stop the rise of FidoNet in 1984. FidoNet allowed anybody to call up a local BBS system (which was often free), and send an email that could get routed internationally, or to any of the other email networks.

    The bottom line is, there is no way short of draconian legislation that would have allowed the USPS to "own" email. The most that could have happened is for them to offer email to customers; customers who have other options that the post office must compete with. Kind of like package delivery: the USPS offers package delivery service, but as any employee of FedEx, UPS or DHL will tell you, they by no means own the service.

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  71. The US had a Civil War? by Uttles · · Score: 2

    Hmm, I always thought it was a war for Southern Independence, the CSA never tried to take over the union from what I know...

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  72. Directory Services also by porsche911 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the late '80s there were several meetings/discussions between the various email providers and the USPS regarding X.500 Directory Services (including X.509 digital certificates) where the USPS tried to take ownership of the U.S. domain for all electronic directory entries. The ones I sat in on were pretty sad. The postal service folks were clueless about that they were going after or how they would actually offer and manage the systems so it died by common consent in a NIST/CCITT sub-committee. It was scary the first time we discussed the long term concequences though.

  73. Re:on that second what if.. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We'd have to, of course, relocate some people. For instance, how could we allow bush to stay in washington? That's in the liberal-but-not-greenpeace section of the nation!

  74. Re:Yes: All but the USPS ILLEGAL. Read some histor by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Get the story straight. It was [built by the USPS itself and] shut down due to cost constraints.

    I'll stand corrected. I had that word of mouth.

    As far as the other points you make, please substantiate them. Or did postal hisotry revisionists destroy that in a Vanal-esque period of American history we are unaware of?

    Other posters have pointed out the the feud between the USPS and western union. (Composing a web search for the similar issue with fax is difficult, since there's so much stuff mentioning faxing and mailing filings for suits. B-) And I don't have time to hit a hardcopy library. So if you want to assert that the fight over the telegraph established precedents on wire transmission that headed off a fight on faximile I won't argue.)

    On my main point: If you don't want to hit a physical library do a search for "Lysander Spooner" just for starters. here's a sample (edited to somewhat less colorfull language. When history - especially anarchist history - gets onto the web it's often posted by people with axes to grind. B-) ):
    By the 1840's the issues of stamps and liberty collided again. During this period the fee for mail delivery was between 18-25 cents. Considering by 1865, the standard price for first-class delivery of letter weighing under 1/2oz was 2-3 cents, it proved to be a rather hefty, bloated and highly unpopular price. ...

    In short, competition against the state's monopoly was not only desired but, due to the state's monopoly over mail delivery, the reform was slow in coming. A businessman who would successfully "take up, receive, order, dispatch, carry, convey or deliver any letter or letters, packet or packets, other than newspapers for hire or reward", in competition of the Post Office, would soon have their operation shut down ...

    Eventually this would lead to a breach in the postal monopoly through a jury verdict [United States v. Adams & Company (1843)]. Even though it was still 'illegal' for anyone to set up a stagecoach or other company to transport the letters, the jury agreed that passengers could rightfully carrying their own mail, or someone else's mail, and they refused to convict Adams ...

    Naturally, a number of companies soon sprang up to take advantage of the new
    laissez-faire loophole in the system. For the most part, these start-up postal companies were paying passengers a small sum to carry letters on a train or boat to the city which these passengers were already traveling to -- a win-win situation for all parties involved. Upon arrival, the passengers would transfer the letters they were paid to carry to couriers, who would deliver them to the addressee. Among these start-up companies was Lysander Spooner's American Letter Mail Company (Jan. 1844): a letter carrier service operating between Boston and New York, and soon after Philadelphia, and Baltimore.

    Upon starting his venture Spooner boldly sent a letter to the Post Master General stating his intentions and, along with the letter, Spooner (who was trained attorney) enclosed one of his radical, well-reasoned pamphlets entitled The Unconstitutionality of the Laws of Congress Prohibiting Private Mails.

    Soon Spooner's company was literally out-competing the Post Office's first-class mail 'service'; [The USPS took him to court and ran him out of money]
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  75. Electronic Postmarks are avalible by MountainLogic · · Score: 2

    The USPS already does have an Electronic Postmark service.

  76. In Spain by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    The Spanish Correos y Telégrafos has a partnership with Yahoo.
    You could get a Yahoo Mail address through the Correos website. I don't know what Correos got out from the deal.

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