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Crusher Crushed from Nemesis

Ant sent in a link to Wil Wheaton's weblog where he writes a surprisingly heartfelt piece on being cut from ST:Nemesis. Its a strangely bittersweet little entry that really speaks volumes, especially considering Wil's fairly public disagreements with Rick Berman. Apparently Wil's bit was cut along with 48 whole minutes of the flick- its just the nature of filmaking. But I guess if nothing else, they've got tons of stuff for the DVD now!

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  1. Wait for it by sben · · Score: 3, Funny

    Snarky comments about Wheaton and/or Crusher in 3... 2... 1...

    1. Re:Wait for it by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      I'm confused. Do we love the actor or hate the character?

  2. If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupid" by Milk+and+Cookies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Er, pardon my ignorance, but who is Wil Wheaton?

  3. 1st cut was 3 hours? by Boone^ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, that's a long movie. It takes the GodFather to pull that off. Granted I'm a Trek fanboy, so I'd have enjoyed the 3 hours, but I don't think my wife would have.

    BTW, I saw the trailer before K-19, and it looks pretty good. It appears they've made a return to some good quality action!

    1. Re:1st cut was 3 hours? by Boone^ · · Score: 2

      You're right on the soda part. It was that way for Eyes Wide Shut, but after I left for the restroom partway through I didn't come back. :)

      The action I was referring to was in Nemesis, not K-19 which I saw (and had the Nemesis trailer beforehand). My wife and I thought K-19 was good, and that's saying a lot if she finds anything based around the military good. :)

  4. Wishful thinking... by CMiYC · · Score: 4, Funny

    they've got tons of stuff for the DVD now!

    Yeah because if Paramount has shown anything, it just loves to pack extras into their Star Trek DVDs.

    1. Re:Wishful thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah, like the NEW star trek II dvd... it has what, an extra 30 seconds of footage?

      Now, if the Star Trek V dvd had 30 minutes LESS footage, that would be good.

    2. Re:Wishful thinking... by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      they've got tons of stuff for the DVD now!

      Yeah because if Paramount has shown anything, it just loves to pack extras into their Star Trek DVDs.

      That won't stop them from doing a plain-Jane release now and a director's cut (or whatever) later. (The director's cut of TWOK kicks ass, but I'm guessing that the people who forked over $$$ for the DVD set are a bit miffed that they're not getting the extra goodies. The added scenes improve the movie more than you'd guess.)

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    3. Re:Wishful thinking... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Or maybe nothing but a sincere apology from William Shatner, the writers, producers and the president of Paramount.

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    4. Re:Wishful thinking... by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny
      Just as long as the wheel ruts on the God Planet are clearly visible. I noticed those things when I was watching it in the theatre. "What does God need with a 4x4?"

      You can't seem them on the widescreen LD because there isn't enough resolution, but I could clearly see them on a pan & scan TV broadcast.

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    5. Re:Wishful thinking... by rakslice · · Score: 2

      "What does God need with a 4x4?"

      Well, sometimes rear wheel drive just won't do the trick. =)

  5. Re:Who cares... by Hamstaus · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're the kind of person to make an angry distinction between "Trekkies" and "Trekkers", I'm honestly surprised you don't have a Wesley Crusher action figure.

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  6. Take it out on Barney, Will! by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny
    The EFF is holding a fundraiser in San Francisco on August 22nd at which Will Wheaton will take on the Purple Menace:

    "The night features world-class electronic music artists and a special treat: celebrity boxing with Wil Wheaton and Barney! Wil Wheaton, of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Stand By Me fame, will take on Barney in a celebrity boxing matchup for the history books. Watch and see if Wil with his backing from EFF can protect free speech and parody on the Internet and defeat Barney and his team of corporate lawyers."

    http://www.eff.org/cafe/2002/

    Give that vomitous terrycloth reptile hell, Will!

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  7. Re:Who cares... by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wesley was probably THE most annoying SF character ever.

    No way. I've got two words for you, buddy. Well, actually it's one word, but it's so annoying that you actually have to say it twice:

    Jar
    Dang. I could only bring myself to type it once, and my fingers are already blistering, like I dipped them in acid or something.
  8. Shut up Wesley! by Dr_LHA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop talking on your mobile phone while you're driving through residential neighbourhoods!

    1. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Stop talking on your mobile phone while you're driving through residential neighbourhoods!

      Uh, yes. I really feel for the guy, but I kept thinking "Existential angst and epiphanies later, but keep your eyes on the road now."

      But hey, no worries. It always happens to some other bozo, right?

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    2. Re:Shut up Wesley! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, doesn't he have like.. a communicator or something? I mean... just tap that little badge on your lapel, Wil. Hands free, baby!

      But I have to say, I'm disapointed for him. I'm not a big trek fan and haven't really watched any star trek since ST:TNG, but it would have been nice to tie him in -- even to a small scene -- in something new.

      If there are any current star trek series in production, it'd be interesting to have him return and play a completely different character. Sort of a Tom Paris kind of hero guy... only nerdier and maybe not so good with the girls.

      He could be Captain Slashdotticus.

    3. Re:Shut up Wesley! by extrasolar · · Score: 5, Funny

      That was the first thing I was thinking as I read the article.

      The people on the street are lucky Wesley took the news as good as he did :)

    4. Re:Shut up Wesley! by extrasolar · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Talking on a hands-free speakerphone while driving is no more risky than talking to somebody in the passenger seat..."

      I'll buy that. If the passenger is a nineteen-year old bombshell with huge DD cup breasts and a short miniskirt who is touching herself all the time.

      Not distracting at all.

    5. Re:Shut up Wesley! by FFFish · · Score: 3, Funny

      The light turns green and I sit there for a moment, reflecting on the conversation.

      [snip]

      The dog-walking couple smile and wave to me.

      The light changes.


      Doesn't this man live the life of danger. Sitting through a full cycle? Suicide!

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  9. New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quote from the article:

    Of course, I tend to not put a whole lot of stock in what I read online...if I did I'd be overwhelmed with the sheer amount of hot teen bitches who want to get naked for me right now, and I'd be rolling in Nigerian money.

    Exactly, Will. Most bigshot, part-in-Star-Trek-gettin' movie stars already have those problems.

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    1. Re:New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      I didn't like "Most Excellent" immediately followed by (mostly affected by....)

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    2. Re:New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      Ummmm...well, DUH. That was pretty evident. What he said, which was the funny part, is that he is NOT overwhelmed by "hot teen bitches who want to get naked for him right now" and he ISN'T "rolling in Nigerian money" which are things that ACTUAL movie stars already HAVE.

      I guess at 22 in the engineering field I've lost touch with what nerds feel is funny.

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    3. Re:New Crusherism by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      Wow...those are great, or should I say Totally Excellent!

      Congratulations, you have now spent more time on my .sig than I have!

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  10. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by keesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because not everyone reads Fark. If slashdot never posted a story which anyone else linked to, it would never have any news. Sometimes there's a delay, but what do you expect?

  11. not what I would have liked to see by Critical_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it would have been better if Mr. Crusher could have made a little appearence somewhere in the background or in another portion of the movie. Last night's "Enterprise" rerun had a lot of people from the Deep Space 9 playing different characters. They want the crossover. What was even funnier is when Trip said "What are you going to do? Program a holographic doctor?" An obvious poke at those who watched voyager. It's stuff like that which makes Star Trek interesting.

    But a 3 hour star trek!?! Jeez, talk about long!

    1. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      That's not a bad idea; dress him up to the point where only the die-hards would catch it (too bad there are no Narn in Star Trek)...

      Of course, I think they need to be very careful not to ruin Enterprise, which I think is easily the most entertaining, unique and mature Trek since TOS. I think they do an excellent job of making the crew seem like actual pioneering explorers rather than just another ship in the fleet.

      Of course, I also think they could bear to get their asses beaten by the Klingons once or twice, but I'm sure that's around the corner someplace.

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    2. Re:not what I would have liked to see by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      Are you sure? To me, it seems like "Voyager with darker sets" so far. They haven't been limited by their technology once, not once has their moralizing and humanness not saved them, and otherwise everything is just too pleasant. How hard would it be to write a plot that isn't completely resolved by the end of the episode? Or have some real characterization. So far, the most endearing and interesting part of the show is that the captain has a dog.

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    3. Re:not what I would have liked to see by Com2Kid · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What are you going to do? Program a holographic doctor?" An obvious poke at those who watched voyager. It's stuff like that which makes Star Trek interesting.


      I groaned when I heard that line, the lameness filter was off the scale.

      Ignoring the big huge plothole of "so this engineer dude knocks up holograms complete with personality and ship wide movement capability in his spare time while in then takes the federation another what, FIVE HUNDRED YEARS to get to the same point???"

      Yaaah, err, suuuure. Bleh. Fucking lame man, continuity is one thing, and I don't give too much of a damn about it, but a 5-freakin-hundred year continuity fuck up? That is to large for even my grammer poor self not to bitch over!

    4. Re:not what I would have liked to see by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 2

      >>>>Ignoring the big huge plothole of "so this engineer dude knocks up holograms complete with personality and ship wide movement capability in his spare time while in then takes the federation another what, FIVE HUNDRED YEARS to get to the same point???"
      >>>>>

      That initially struck me as odd, too, but there appears to be a lot of alien technology that the NX-01 is coming across which the humans have no clue how to reproduce, like shields, tractor beams, holodecks, holographic people. Some of this they independently discover/buy/reverse engineer by Kirk's time (shields, some tractor beams), some have to wait for Picard (holodecks), some have to wait for that mewling, whining weakling Janeway (holographic people).

      Remember also, that this guy only had to program his "crew" to deal with the not-terribly challenging environment of a dead ship stuck on an isolated world, where 98% of the people they encountered were other programs controlled by the same machine. Sort of like the Eliza version of holographic AI.

      None of which has anything to do with the fact that Wil Wheaton has got his priorities completely in order, and strikes me as a pretty level-headed, sensible guy. Of course, they're the ones who go postal when it all gets to be too much, so we should be glad he doesn't actually own a phaser.

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  12. He's *30*?!? by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny
    [Checks birth certificate, counts on fingers]

    Oh fuck, I feel old. This is all I needed after finding my first grey hair last week.

    Overall, I suppose anything that makes the end film better is a Good Thing. Still, it sucks that it had to happen -- I can't imagine the weirdness of putting, what, 7 years of my life in as a particular character and then having my last chance to play him yanked out.

    At least Wil seems very grounded about it. Unless, of course, he just omitted some drinking-drug-and-wife-beatin' binge he went on after the end of the blog.

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    1. Re:He's *30*?!? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      I can't imagine the weirdness of putting, what, 7 years of my life in as a particular character and then having my last chance to play him yanked out

      I suppose. On the other hand, in the final season of ST:TNG, they promoted him to godhood , which might be an ego-rush.
    2. Re:He's *30*?!? by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny
      You raise a good point. Wheadon is quoting himself in the story, so it's the reaction that he remembers having.

      If Rick Berman had a blog (yea, right), who knows what his version of the story would be...

      So, when I gave him the bad news, he just went ballistic. "What!?" he shouted into the phone, "don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm Wesley Fucking Crusher, the only reason anybody watched your lame-ass fucking show! I will destroy you, Berman, along with everyone and everything you have ever loved! That's right, I'm on my way over right now to go all "Wolf 359" on your ass! I'm bigger than Star Trek! I'm bigger than all you pricks! You will rue the day when... Oh, wait... I gotta go. I think I just ran over some lady who was out walking her kid."
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    3. Re:He's *30*?!? by curunir · · Score: 2

      I suppose anything that makes the end film better is a Good Thing.

      Somehow I suspect that making cuts for time will only make the film better from the studio's point of view, not a fan's. From the studio's point of view, they want to make the movie as short as possible so that they can schedule more showings. I doubt your average trekkie would complain if the movie was 5 hours long (so long as it was a even numbered one...the odd ones should probably be shortened ;)

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  13. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know this is some crazy shit, but usually people's personal sites are really hard to beat for up to the minute news about that person. Just a thought..

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  14. Can't they catch this sooner? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe I'm being horribly naive or stupid or both but I can't understand how they managed to find 40+ minutes of unimportant material to cut out AFTER they've already filmed it! Shouldn't they be trimming stuff out of the story while they're refining the script? Whenever I write something I start by letting my ideas flow onto the paper (actually word processor). Then I make several passes through the story to make the logic and dialogue stronger. I also cut out non-essential stuff if I feel the story is too long. It's not difficult at all. Given how much money it costs to make a movie, shouldn't these guys in Hollywood work hard to make sure the script is really "tight" and there's no fluff in it BEFORE they start the shoot?

    As I said, I know nothing about the filmmaking business but the fact that they were able to find 40+ minutes of stuff they could cut out it sounds an awful lot to me like they didn't plan things very well and were just in a rush to get another poorly-thought-out Trek product to market.

    Insightful responses welcome...

    GMD

    1. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      Well, in their defense, the script on paper and the actual filmed movie are usually only vaguely related.

      One of the guys I went to college with does post-production work. He was working on some effects for a effects-heavy movie (post-production isn't always post, interestingly) when the director and one of the actors sat down and rewrote the script, invalidating not only my friend's work of several months but several scenes that had already been shot.

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    2. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Rahga · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ask anyone who has produced any sort of video media.... heck, even school projects. The big advantage to having a ton of extra footage that may get cut from the final version is that, in editing and post-production, the filmmakers have more power to make a film that will please audiences. Think about some of the past trekkie films... They shot extra junk like Scotty teaching the engineers how to make some sort of new polymer or whatnot. It's that type of work that gives a film it's character and the ability to connect to an audience. When you have more material to work with for a final cut, the odds are that the movie will be better for it, even if certain actors had their entire chunck of work aborted.

      One movie that didn't quite do this was "Not Another Teen Movie". Apparently they were able to spice up the ending by having Molly Ringwald do an extended cameo. This probably cost a significant chunk of change to reshoot when compared to the rest of the rest of the movie. Unfortunately, it resulted in replacing one crappy ending with a slightly more expensive crappy ending featuring star power.

    3. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Informative
      My sole direct experience in the film industry is a few days working as an extra for the movie Copycat, which was my first foray into an ultimately futile attempt at an acting career. But I've also researched the filmmaking process in some detail, so that's not all I have to go on.

      Much of the shape of the final story is worked out in the editing process. Directors typically shoot not only extra scenes that may or may not make it into the final cut, but they might also shoot a half-dozen or so versions of each scene, each acted a bit differently. (Or lit, or with different angles, etc.) With so much raw material to work from, the editor and director can take the film in almost any direction they choose long after shooting is completed and without having to drag the actors back in front of the cameras.

      For a good example of what I'm talking about, go get the Big Trouble in Little China DVD. (As a /. reader you should own a copy of this film anyway, so if you don't have it you should buy it immediately or risk the loss of your nerd credentials.) Check out the deleted scenes, which include a number of alternate versions of scenes that actually appeared in the final cut. The director, John Carpenter, chose to make BTiLC a very fast-paced action-oriented film that almost never gives you a chance to take a breath. However, with the material at his disposal, he could have created a slower more dramatic film that was much more character-oriented.

      Part of the reason for this is because very often even an experienced director can't tell how a particular script is going to work until he actually sees it on film. All this extra material allows him to pick and choose among entire scenes and subtle re-interpretations of scenes until the film conveys exactly the effect he's aiming for. Other times, I think it's because the director honestly doesn't know what will work better or what final product he's going for, and all the extra footage allows him to defer that decision until he's in the editing booth.

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    4. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Macrobat · · Score: 3, Informative
      If only it were that logical.

      In most Hollywood productions, the writer usually has little or no control over what finally makes it onto the screen. The producer can add or subtract anything he wants, because he's paying the bills. And producers don't revise for clarity or coherence, they make business decisions. (Well, most. Some break this mold, but they're usually the writer/producer/director auteurs.)Directors and A-list stars also have enough clout to change things around, depending on what their contract says.

      Also, stuff that looks good on paper or in the mind's eye might not be practical to shoot (for whatever reasons), or just not look as good when it comes out. Someone might decide that the odd Gilbert & Sullivan reference was just a little too cute to be the crucial clue that solves the puzzle, or that the attacking mushroom people looked cool, but not cool enough to divert the Enterprise to their homeworld.

      That's not to say what gets cut just to make it PG-13. Take one exploding head out, and you might have to rewrite every scene that character was in.

      So a writer who's aware of that will add stuff that will make a four-hour movie, knowing that not all of it will be shot, and knowing that not all of it that gets shot will make it past the cutting floor. When you get down to it, the plot is almost like the music, in that composers don't write symponies for movies, they write themes and bits that can be inserted into the movie at numerous points. The long and the short of it is, draft screenplays are almost always different, and often radically so, from the final product.

      (P.S., didn't I read somewhere that Lucas rewrote the light saber fight between Obi-wan and Vader after shooting had begun? The original had him survive, and Guinness fought against having him sacrifice himself. Of course, George is one who'll rewrite a movie twenty years after releasing it, so maybe that's not the best example.)

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    5. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by sasami · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From a technical standpoint, you always have much more footage than will be used in the final cut. This is called the "shooting ratio" and is usually 6:1 or 8:1 or more. 3:1 is considered very low, while some very unusual movies (like Apocalypse Now) ended up being more like 100:1.

      From an aesthetic standpoint, it's impossible to tell beforehand how all the parts of the movie will come together. There has to be a lot of leeway for postproduction to make adjustments. Walter Murch tells of a scene that he decided at length to omit. Coppola, the director, agreed with the cut but mentioned (with some regret) that the deleted scene was one of the reasons that he made the movie. Coppola didn't think anything more of it, but Murch took this lesson to heart: scenes may serve purposes other than simply "being in the film." In this case, the scene served as context, backstory, and inspiration to the director, and as such it probably influenced every other shot that was filmed.

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    6. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Golias · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Some directors, like the guy who made "Amilie", carefully story-board and prep before filming, and end up getting a film that is almost exactly the length that they want.

      Most directors don't do it that way, though. They film lots and lots of extra footage, even some scenes that have overlapping dialogue and plot exposition. That way, when they get to post-production, they can chose to the clips that came out the best, and dump scenes where the director doesn't like the final product without losing the narrative.

      If you watch the deleted scenes in a lot of DVD's, this process becomes a little more obvious.

      The Jabba scene that Lucas put back into Star Wars for the "special edition" is a classic example. The conversation is almost word-for-word the same as the one that Han had with Greedo. When it was originally filmed, Jabba was played by a fat guy in a fir coat, and Lucas didn't care for it, so he chose the Greedo showdown instead to reveal the Han Solo subplot (owes money to gangsters for dumping his contraband on a recent job). Personally, I think Lucas never should have put it back in; but having done so, he should have cut the Greedo scene. Instead, he kept both scenes, which slowed down the movie, and ruined the Greedo scene by adding a first shot by Greedo before Han killed him, convincing Star Wars fans everywhere that George Lucas's mind has finally broken.

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    7. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by noewun · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because movie making is not like writing a story. Specifically, you never know what a movie will look like until you get it into post-production, because before that it's just too large of an undertaking to hold together in your head. Once in post, you see things - how an actor did a scene, how a camera angle captured a shot, etc. - which can change how the movie works. You put all this together in a rough cut, and then you edit some more.

      Look at it this way: the post production process is the movie version of revisions. When I write my work tends to get tighter and tighter as I go along, which involves a lot of the delete button. All the scraps which end up in the cutting room floor are the movie version of the delete button.

      FYI, rule of thumb for a feature film is to shoot for a 6:1 ratio, which means you shoot six feet of film for every foot you end up using. Some directors (George Lucas comes to mind) are known for shooting 10:1.

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    8. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by StarFace · · Score: 2

      Another DVD that is really beneficial from this angle is 12 Monkeys. Terry Gilliam and crew put a rather long series of documentaries on the post production process of the film. They talk in depth about the very process you've described. Flavoring scenes by using different cuts with different qualities. Quite often, the same scene will use different cuts, because one of the actors really did something excellent, while something else fell flat.

      Another thing this DVD did that I haven't seen on any other is actual footage they took of themselves, the key individuals behind the movie, before and after the first screening of the movie. The intense emotion, exhaustion, and waiting for the cards to come back in. Will they like the movie? Will they hate it? At one point, Terry whips out a bunch of pens and just starts doodling on a drafting board as he thinks out loud to the rest of the group. It's a really candid experience.

      It gives a lot of insight into the post production, and how the editor is by far, usually one of the most understated careers in the business.

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    9. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Scareduck · · Score: 2
      Given how much money it costs to make a movie, shouldn't these guys in Hollywood work hard to make sure the script is really "tight" and there's no fluff in it BEFORE they start the shoot?
      Er, no. The short answer is that this is why production is moving to Canada -- nobody knows how to make movies, but everybody wants to be a producer.
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    10. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by acroyear · · Score: 2

      Related to this is Gilliam's Brazil, where the American studio/distributor released their own edit that was almost an hour shorter than Gilliam's cut, substantially changing much of the mood and especially the ending. The criterion collection dvd is a 3 disc set that includes Gilliam's full cut, the documentary "The Battle of Brazil" on the fights with the studio, and the studio's 90 minute edit with commentary by the author of said documentary, describing how the edits changed the film.

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    11. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Zigg · · Score: 2

      When it was originally filmed, Jabba was played by a fat guy in a fir coat...

      I didn't see a walking Christmas tree in the cut scenes. Which edition do you have?

    12. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by cobar · · Score: 2

      The most awful part of the Jabba scene was that he didn't look like Jabba. Since Jabba ended up being about the same size as the actor in the fur coat, he's way too small. And not lounging in his chair he seems really out of place.

      I have the same complaint with the dancing alien in Jabba's palace. They took what was an amusing scene and replaced the 70's-ish music and human actor with a crappy CGI alien that's too obviously computer generated, dancing to stupid music...

      Mark Hamill apparently was quoted way back in '82 with saying that if George Lucas could replace actors with digital characters he would.

    13. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by zmalone · · Score: 2, Informative

      The guy in the fur coat was digitally replaced by a computer generated Jabba. I recall seeing something about it in a "Making Of" type special, they ended up having Han step on his tail because the original actor (in the suit) wouldn't have been standing there, but Jabba took more room.

    14. Re:Can't they catch this sooner? by Yunzil · · Score: 2

      For a good example of what I'm talking about, go get the Big Trouble in Little China [imdb.com] DVD. (As a /. reader you should own a copy of this film anyway, so if you don't have it you should buy it immediately or risk the loss of your nerd credentials.)

      Well, that's much better than my plan of just buying movies that I liked and were good. :)

  15. Does this mean... by DrVxD · · Score: 2

    ...Wil need to update his FAQ?

    Will you be in any of the movies?
    I sure will. Look for me in Star Trek X (Star Trek OSX.1, if youre a Mac user) .

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  16. To Will by xinu · · Score: 2
    Sorry bout Nemesis. :( It's a shame it wasn't more directly related to the plot. But I gotta admit, I hated what was done with your character in ST:TNG though. But until the day I die 'Stand By Me' will be one of my all time favorite movies

    And I have to admit, with you hanging out amongst the throngs of hardcore geeks I have to respect some of your hobbies also. ;)

    You'll always have the jerks that will associate you directly with that character for years to come, but your number one in my book man.

  17. Anyone read further down in the article? by spun · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    He puts in a good plug for Lindows and Mandrake. The article itself is great, Wil seems like a fellow who hasn't let Hollywood go to his head. Kudos for not putting your happiness in the hands of others, Wil.

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  18. Re:How will this affect Enterprise? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "It has been my understanding that Wil would be in about a dozen or so episodes of Enterprise over the next 2 years. I was hearing he would be part of the whole Temporal Cold War storyline. I wonder if he will be getting cut from this too? "

    So what you're really asking is 'How will the change of plot affect it's sequal?'.

    You're a Star Wars fan, arentcha? :)

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  19. It's too bad. by farrellj · · Score: 2

    I mean, the guy called him "kid".

    Do you not think that Trekkers & Trekkies would gladly sit through 3 hours...heck they would probably sit through 4 hours! Look at the first Movie...nothing can be as boring as that...and it made a great deal of money!

    Speaking as a Trekker myself, I would gladly sit thorugh 3 hours of good action, story, etc to be in the Trek Universe on a big screen with a super sound system. And I think that I would love to see a resolution of Wil's charactor from the Trek universe...

    ttyl
    Farrell

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    1. Re:It's too bad. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      trekkies will watch 3-4 hour, no problem, but they alread have the trekies. If the cut it to 90 minutes, how many trekkies won't go? 0
      how many non trekkies wont go to a 3-4 hour movie? most of them.

      Finally, I'd like to slap the first person who started using 'trekker' to describe trekkies.
      sheesh.

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    2. Re:It's too bad. by farrellj · · Score: 2

      As someone who is been in STrek fandom since 1977, we have had something similar to the problem Hackers have had. Trekkies were the childish, "Oh, wow, Spock has Pointed Ears!", while Trekkers were the people putting out the fanzines, doing the letter campains, running the conventions and generally doing all the creative stuff. Calling a Trekkie a Trekker is like calling a Cracker a Hacker.

      As for slapping the first "Trekker", Look up Bjo Trimble, a person you probablly don't know who she is. Look up who she is, and be humbled.

      ttyl
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    3. Re:It's too bad. by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2

      Calling a Trekkie a Trekker is like calling a Cracker a Hacker.

      Exactly -- the distinction is only important to the people who invented it and is generally regarded as laughable by everyone else.

    4. Re:It's too bad. by Kenneth · · Score: 2

      Do you not think that Trekkers & Trekkies would gladly sit through 3 hours...heck they would probably sit through 4 hours! Look at the first Movie...nothing can be as boring as that...and it made a great deal of money!

      Speaking as a Trekker myself, I would gladly sit thorugh 3 hours of good action, story, etc to be in the Trek Universe on a big screen with a super sound system. And I think that I would love to see a resolution of Wil's charactor from the Trek universe...


      Get the novel.

      But to answer your point, the pressure to keep a movie under 2 hours comes not from moviegoers, but from cinemas. They want to be able to run a movie every two hours. That's why most movies are only 90-100 minutes long. Sometimes special movies can go over that without too much problem, but as far s most moviegoers are concerned, this just isn't that special, so you get a shorter movie.

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    5. Re:It's too bad. by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 2
      But to answer your point, the pressure to keep a movie under 2 hours comes not from moviegoers, but from cinemas.

      Nope, you're wrong, it comes from the movie-goers. The last movie I saw was Minority Report. It was over two hours long because Speilburg can get away with it, but for the last twenty minutes or so, all I could think about was how much I needed to go to the bathroom.

    6. Re:It's too bad. by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2
      Trekkies were the childish, "Oh, wow, Spock has Pointed Ears!", while Trekkers were the people putting out the fanzines, doing the letter campains, running the conventions and generally doing all the creative stuff.

      There's a difference? They're both infatuated with a ridiculous, unbelievable, boring, asinine series.

      Calling a Trekkie a Trekker is like calling a Cracker a Hacker.

      No, it's like calling a cracker a script kiddie.

  20. Personally, when it comes on DVD... by Rahga · · Score: 2

    I have a feeling we might see a deleted Wesly scene.... Hell, this may be one of the first DVDs that includes deleted scenes that aren't complete wastes of time.

  21. Patterns by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Funny
    Star Trek I: hot bald chick
    Star Trek II: ugly space skanks (what happened to those hot chicks from "Space Seed"?)
    Star Trek III: better looking Savek
    Star Trek IV: cute but annoying whale-lovin' chick
    Star Trek V: sexy muscular Klingon chick
    Star Trek VI: boring, regal chick in charge of conference
    Star Trek VII: Whoopi Goldberg, ugh
    Star Trek VIII: creepy-looking overconfident Borg chick
    Star Trek IX: beautiful mature quail who says one too many "live life to its fullist"-style quotes.

    I dunno, I'm not seeing much of a pattern here....

    GMD
  22. Re:Who cares... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    I dunno.. Kathy Ireland from 'Alien from L.A.' was trying harder than Jar Jar to be annoying.

  23. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Style Revenge by xinu · · Score: 2
    I think Will should go to each and every one of the people on here that have bad mouthed him and show up at their house and beat the crap out of em. Jay and Silent Bob style.

    Youz guys are in so much trouble now.

    1. Re:Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Style Revenge by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Will, youse just give me and silent bob your phone number, address, bank numbers and some time with your fine-ass wife and we'll beat the shit out of anyone you want. Snoogans.

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  24. Re:What a fine role model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get a grip. I see plenty of people driving with children right there in the car with them, not muzzled or anything.

  25. MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he'd crashed in to one of those trees and died, I bet that 48 minutes would have been reinserted. It's about time talking on phones when driving was made illegal.

    Not only would his footage have been restored (although the entire 48 minutes wasn't about him), the movie would have been dedicated to him as well. And we'd have to sit and listen to the other cast members praise/remember him on talk shows.

    I second your call for making driving while phoning illegal. You need to make a cell-phone call? Pull off to the side of the road and talk. When you're ready to dedicate your attention to driving, come back and join the rest of us on the roads!

    GMD

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP, PLEASE by geekoid · · Score: 2

      so your saying he should fake his death?
      that would be funny.
      Premier night he shows up.. hehe

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  26. Be nice. by MaxVlast · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What the hell is wrong with people? Wesley wasn't a bad character. He had his annoying moments (largely in the earlier years,) and I'm not entirely certain I ever believed he was as brilliant as the scripts made him out to be, but he was a reasonable part of the show.

    And Wil Wheaton isn't Wesley Crusher. He's a seemingly levelheaded, decent guy. I wish people could get past their hangups and insecurities and be nice people.

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    1. Re:Be nice. by Kenshin · · Score: 2

      I can honestly say Wil is a nice guy. I met him in person on day, made an innocent joke at his expense, and shook his hand.

      The smile never left his face.

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    2. Re:Be nice. by rossz · · Score: 4, Informative

      I worked with Wil many years ago. He was spending some time at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire as a boothie. I was running the Seadogs. We did a few gigs at his expense and he took it with a smile.

      It's unfortunate the writers for ST:TNG were idiots and did a lot of stupid things with his character, but that wasn't under his control. He had basically two choices, live with it or quit. Would you quit a high paying job on Star Trek because you didn't like the direction your character was going? Hell no! I would have been happy to play any sort of character just to get on Star Trek.

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  27. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 2

    From his website's FAQ:

    Hey, I watched Weakest Link. What was that all about?

    Heh. Well, see, Weakest Link is all about making people look bad, and making Anne Robinson look good. I thought that I'd have fun with her, by being even ruder and more offensive than she is. I thought the best way to accomplish this, would be to play a condescending A-hole.

    Mission. Accomplished. >:-)

  28. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by F34nor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah he would have been in Star Trek X if he had been using OSX

  29. Re:Who cares... by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

    Are you sure she was trying? That movie was so bad, the MST3k was unwatchable.

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  30. That's way, way harsh by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    He had one scene. They cut it.

    I mean, that's pretty much a cameo. It's not as though there's never been one shoehorned into a Trek film for any other actor before, right?

    Was this decision taken by someone who actually gives a damn about what Trek fans want, who understands that we love to be thrown a little treat every so often? Or was it taken by a self important accountant-slash-IP-lawyer wearing a straggly pony tail and trying to pass himself off as one of the creative crew?

    It's not as though they couldn't read the script and do some basic storyboarding to work out how long the thing was going to be. Harsh, harsh cut.

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  31. Re:Who cares... by DrVxD · · Score: 2

    But at least if you turn the volume down Kathy looks great!

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  32. It's not just this movie by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

    This happens to lots of movies, and many of them turn out great despite (or even because of) the cuts. Witness The Gladiator, which had at least 40 minutes cut out. (Most of those scenes appeared on the DVD btw.) Not to mention LoTR: FoTR, which will have 30 minutes of previously cut material reinserted for the DVD in November.

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    1. Re:It's not just this movie by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      This was 40 minutes cut from the inital rough cut. There are probably hours, if not days of footage that were actually shot. Only the best of the day's shoots are actually sent to the editor, and of those only a portion make it to the final cut. Actors don't nail scenes on the first try, stuff gets rewritten, buildings get blown up (ie, WTC) so they have to cut scenes with them as not to offend people, executives/audiences don't like the first cut, stuff has to get trimmed to fit music, etc.

      Now with this said, some directors are tighter than others - Spielberg storyboards his films, essentially editing before he shoots. Other directors go out into the field and don't even have shot lists, and end up just chewing through raw stock trying to make the film up as they go along.

      Would it be cheaper to do it Spielberg's way? Hell yes! Every minute while the crew is standing around waiting for the director to make up his mind about what to shoot and how to shoot it is expensive time. Every can of film represents an investment in time to set up a shot, load and unload the camera, break down and set up, lighting, and prop rentals. Loading and unloading alone can take up to 20 minutes, and even if you're shooting 1000' of film, that's only about 11 minutes of footage that's going to get spent on retakes.

      Lucas saved a shitload of time using tape on EP2, though he probably should have spent that extra time rewriting his script and rehearsing his actors. Better technology doesn't necessarily make for better films.

  33. Re:Who cares... by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny
    There's a word for people who make an angry distinction between "Trekkies" and "Trekkers":

    Trekkies.

    Nobody else cares.

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  34. ST:N will suck. by Lethyos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's pretty bold, given that I have only seen the trailer, but here's why I think it'll be bad.

    First, the trailer makes it out to have wanna-be horror elements. It's too dark for StarTrek; even First Contact and other encounters with the Borg (by far, the most powerful enemy the Federation knows) are nowhere near as intense. If it hadn't been for familiar characters, I would have said that the trailer was for a budget-hyped Babylon5 episode from the Shadows series.

    Second, it seems too action oriented. Yes, we all love the StarTrek blow-up-the-other-ship action. If done well, battles are good and add a lot to the story (DS9 had a few episodes with epic battle scenes with Cards - incredibly cool). This movie just seems to have lots of fighting action without meaningful substance. There's also this ATV with guns driving around on rough terrain, then later jumping into another vehicle much better suited for transportation. That makes little sense to me (I can see arguments, but why?)

    My third reason will get me flamed by all the horny geeks out there. The movie appears to have an explicit sex scene. While sex between two characters had been implied frequently in the past, it was never explicitly shown. This destroys an element of the StarTrek universe that I've always found charming: it's always had a childish innocence. A fun element. This kind of subject matter seems to turn ST into a different animal. (This reason is purely subjective.)

    Fourth and last, all this spooky, "don't fear..." nonsense that just seems way to ominous to be believable (and quite cheesy - I laught when that bald guy says that in the trailer). This sort of ties into part of reason one. Again, the movie is trying to be something StarTrek isn't.

    Overall, I get the strong impression that Rick Berman is not targeting geeks, but rather, the mainstream gun/sex/action oriented entertainment. "Blow stuff up and fuck the girl!" That seems great in a lot of ways, but I've always turned to ST for entertainment of a more intellectual sort.

    Rick Berman is pulling a Lucas and not staying loyal to the fans.

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    1. Re:ST:N will suck. by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 3, Informative
      While sex between two characters had been implied frequently in the past, it was never explicitly shown. This destroys an element of the StarTrek universe that I've always found charming: it's always had a childish innocence.
      I agree with you on the explicit sex... I enjoy it as much as the next guy (probably more) but its betraying what ST was about. I'm hoping Gene is not somewhat up there depressed to see what they did with his show.

      Anyone who has watched TOS back when Gene was running things knows that he considered Star Trek a "Space Western" and he went on-record in multiple interviews as saying that he hated the TV censors and tried to sneak past them as much material as possible. Original fans will also note Kirk's green bellydancer lovefest, and the harem girls he slept with (all of them?) and so on. TOS was violent, sexual, and campy. Gene chafed against the restrictions. I'm tired of the Johnny-come-lately's suggesting that Gene would hate foul language or sex or action scenes. Ugh.

    2. Re:ST:N will suck. by Lethyos · · Score: 2

      Anyone who has watched TOS back when Gene was running things knows that he considered Star Trek a "Space Western" and he went on-record in multiple interviews as saying that he hated the TV censors and tried to sneak past them as much material as possible. Original fans will also note Kirk's green bellydancer lovefest, and the harem girls he slept with (all of them?) and so on. TOS was violent, sexual, and campy. Gene chafed against the restrictions. I'm tired of the Johnny-come-lately's suggesting that Gene would hate foul language or sex or action scenes. Ugh.

      Uhm, did you even read what you replied to before you got all hot headed? The following statement is true: "StarTrek has not show explicit sex". It has shown people in compromising positions, people bathing together (ST:TNG had the mudbaths, and ST:I had Dianna and Riker), Troy's mother, and so on. But it never had imagery of two people engaged in the act. The trailer showed a
      nude woman whose breasts were only obscured by the man laying on top of her, and they were obviously fucking. That level is a first for StarTrek and I think it is too much.

      Wrapping up the whole argument again, if I want to see explicit sex, lots of brain-dead killing/violence/etc, there's plenty of Kevin Costnor, Bruce Willis, Samuel Jackson, .... movies I can go see. I watch StarTrek because it's intelligent, thoughtful, and subtle.

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    3. Re:ST:N will suck. by horza · · Score: 2

      Rick Berman is pulling a Lucas and not staying loyal to the fans

      Hollywood producers aren't loyal to fans, they are loyal to the $. Business viewpoint: what's the point of making a great Star Trek movie and pleasing Star Trek fans, when you can repeat the mainstream dross which will pull in a chunk of the obedient masses AND will get the Star Trek fans in anyway just because it's "a Star Trek film"?

      ObMeToo: chalk me up for another that found the WC character annoying but now rates Will as a top cool guy/celeb.

      Phillip.

    4. Re:ST:N will suck. by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

      Overall, I get the strong impression that Rick Berman is not targeting geeks, but rather, the mainstream gun/sex/action oriented entertainment. "Blow stuff up and fuck the girl!" That seems great in a lot of ways, but I've always turned to ST for entertainment of a more intellectual sort.

      Then it wouldn't be that much different from the original Star Trek, if you think about it. Redshirts died in every episode, and they showed as much sexual tension as they could get away with at the time. I think anyone who remembers the series remembers Kirk kissing just about anything female that he came across, whether she was human or not.

      I don't see a problem with taking Star Trek into dark places. . . just like many mythological heroes faced a descent into the underworld and survived the ordeal, the characters of Trek must undergo the same. If anything, I think the series, and the characters, will be stronger for the experience.

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    5. Re:ST:N will suck. by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2
      That seems great in a lot of ways, but I've always turned to ST for entertainment of a more intellectual sort.

      Star Trek is intellectual? Wow. Have you ever read any Asimov or Larry Niven?

    6. Re:ST:N will suck. by ProfKyne · · Score: 2

      You can never make these sorts of assumptions based on the "feel" of a trailer, because often different trailers will be crafted with different moods and "feel"s. For instance, Home Alone was first marketed as a slapstick/comedy with goofy scenes of Caulkin running around with two thugs in the house, setting traps and such. After the movie went gangbusters in theaters, a second trailer was released that showed almost exclusively "touching" and "human" scenes with Caulkin missing his mom and family, her desperate attempts to return home to save him, and his non-action experiences in the movie (such as running the house for himself, walking around town, etc).

      Each of these trailers could have been for an entirely different movie, but they were really one and the same Home Alone. Often the earliest trailers for a film will be somewhat mysterious, with only hints about what the film will be about, then there will be the action-style "summer blockbuster" trailer, and then eventually if the movie does well a trailer will come out that pitches the movie as more intelligent than just action/explosions. None of these really tell you much about the movie's story, though.

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    7. Re:ST:N will suck. by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Star Trek is intellectual? Wow. Have you ever read any Asimov or Larry Niven?

      Did you ever see the wretched orgy fest that was the movie Nightfall? By television and movie standards, Trek is intellectual. Some of the books are quite good. On the gripping hand, maybe you are equating hard SF with intellectual entertainment, but Asimov and Niven certainly haven't; several of the Robot series were more about human nature than the three + zeroith laws.

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  35. It is all a marketing ploy by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2

    I mean, how old is that guy now running the Romulan Empire? 12? Who you do think is going to defeat this cross between Peter Wiggum and Scott Evil? Data? Picard? Pshaw, as if.

    No way, it'll be the annoying little punk with phenominal cosmic powers (as taught by the Traveller).

    1. Re:It is all a marketing ploy by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 2

      Nah, Ralph Wiggum, not Peter.

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  36. Ticket him! by giminy · · Score: 2

    Somewhere in Brooklyn, Wesley Crusher falls silent forever.

    Driving in New York? While talking on a cell phone? Tsk tsk.

    And yes before people scream, I'm aware Wil does not live in New York.

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  37. there by geekoid · · Score: 2

    is a God!!!

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  38. When Did We Become So Cynical? by KrancHammer · · Score: 5, Insightful


    When did it happen? Or is it just the usual array of socially inept geeks, snickering behind the cuffs on their black trenchcoats that make it seem that way? This guy poured his guts into this essay of his. He was obviously stunned by the news, disappointed, hurt even, though he denied it in his story. He had to know it was coming, but it sounds like that knowing didn't help. I was sincerely touched by this.
    I was just as annoyed as anybody at Wesley Crusher, but I think Wil Wheaton did the best he could when he was handed what were, frankly, pretty insipid lines. I grew more and more fond of the character as the show and character matured, most particularly the last show he was in regularly.."Final Mission" I think it was. And his character grew even more intriguing with his guest appearances, like the fascinating "The First Duty." At any rate, I looked forward to seeing him in Nemesis. I wish he could have been more a part of it. I wish him the best in finding a successful adult career, and I hope that he puts the unfortunate image that Wesley Crusher has given him through no fault of his own, behind him.

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    1. Re:When Did We Become So Cynical? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And his character grew even more intriguing with his guest appearances, like the fascinating "The First Duty."

      What really bugs me is the waste. Wesley bugged me at first, but after a while the writers finally started giving the character more depth, little by little. Then after his last episode, when finally I've gotten to the point of actually liking the character, when I'm actually interested in what he's going to do next...we never see him again. Kes in Voyager made a good play for most wasted potential for a character in the trek'verse, but I don't see anyone topping Wesley in that regard for a long long time if ever.

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    2. Re:When Did We Become So Cynical? by T3kno · · Score: 2

      I agree, although any good impressions of him I had were thourougly destroyed, along with any respect I had, when I mistakenly watched D.A.R.Y.L. again on Disney ;) My condolences Will. Doh...

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  39. Letter-writing campaign by AgentCooper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I only need to know one thing -- where to send my pleading fan letter. I'll gladly sit through a longer Trek film if it gives me what I want -- character development, backstory, FEELING. I grew up with ST:TNG -- this is part of my long-lost childhood they're cutting goddamnit.

    We know Nemesis is probably gonna be weak, and we know it'll be the last TNG film -- of which not one to date has lived up to the Trek movie franchise. Why can't they leave in the few things that might make it a really special gift to the fans??

    I mean really -- Christian Slater gets his cameo but Wil-fucking-Wheaton gets chopped? This breaks my heart. Even ten seconds of Wesley Crusher dying in a space-battle -- even a glimpse of Wesley in the background as an inside joke -- would delight the fan in me.

    Case in point: Tasha Yar. How popular was that? 'Nuf said.

    - Sean

    1. Re:Letter-writing campaign by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Funny
      I grew up with ST:TNG -- this is part of my long-lost childhood they're cutting goddamnit.

      Ahhh, you kids don't know nuthin! How do you young whippersnappers think us old folks who grew up with ST:TOS felt, huh? Waitin' ten gol-dang years from the time the series was cancelled to the release of the first movie. And what did we get? ST:TMP. A pastel-colored bridge! Everyone wearing dental assistant's uniforms! Kirk with an obvious girdle holding his gut in and an alien hairpiece of some kind! Now that's pain! BUT WE WERE THANKFUL FOR IT!!!

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    2. Re:Letter-writing campaign by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Damn Straight!

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    3. Re:Letter-writing campaign by kubrick · · Score: 4, Funny

      And we had to walk seven parsecs to school and back! In the freezing vacuum of space! Uphill BOTH ways!

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    4. Re:Letter-writing campaign by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

      Hell, in my day, we didn't even have watches! We had to figure our stardates with a sundial! And let me tell you, when the Sun's 3,000 light years away, THAT AIN'T EASY!!!

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  40. Well I did learn one thing... by podperson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He works as a writer but doesn't know the meaning of the word "admonish".

  41. Wesley's Powers by Pyrosophy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually it's more of a sin that he wasn't more incorporated into the script. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Wesley was supposed to be some super-navigator who unified space, time, and thought, wasn't he? By the time his character would have been 30, I'll bet some damn interesting things would have happened to someone as gifted as him.

    That would be a GREAT story line for a movie -- Wesley ending up in super-secret Starfleet intelligence and dabbling in deep 23rd century metaphysics, but something going wrong which required the attention of the Enterprise and maybe more Vulcan philosophy....

    It's too bad they just turned him into a Starfleet Academy throw-away and left that whole great plot line. If anyone has any more details about the plot line, I'd be curious to learn them.

  42. All you newbies should read this about Wil Wheaton by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://interviews.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/1 0/29/173252&mode=thread&tid=129

    He's actually a pretty cool guy. It's a shame to hear that he got cut, but it happens.

    I have a feeling that was his last chance to be part of Star Trek and I'm sure he'll miss it.

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  43. Get Anti-trust by alexhmit01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I picked up Anti-trust, because I have a habit of buying movies that I want to see when they are $10 or under. Its nice, no trips to Blockbuster and I have a bunch of films lying around.

    The storyline didn't make any sense. Watched the deleted scenes, where a MAJOR part of the plot was cut. Makes more sense.

    Some of the deleted scenes from Dogma gave a LOT more insight into the characters.

    Alex

  44. Re:Who cares... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "Are you sure she was trying?"

    Yes I am. She doesn't sound like Steve Urkel in real life.

  45. Enterprise is AWFUL by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2

    I look foward to Andromeda each week. Everyone comes over to my place for Enterprise, we dread it, yet feel compelled to watch.

    They don't seem like pioneers, AT ALL.

    Captain Archer is an awful character. Earth's first mission, and instead of making new friends and allies, hes imposing his morality on those around him. Earth has no new friends because of him, and hes pissed off the one they started with.

    WTF?

    Alex

  46. Bad character, great guy by mo · · Score: 2

    Even though I couldn't stand Wesley Crusher on STNG, I think Wil Wheaton is a great dude. I'm bummed for him but glad he's not in the movie all at the same time. Somebody needs to write him into a better role somewhere because I really do hope he finds more success.

  47. Re:"I'm feel happy and proud" by Yosemite_Mark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eye think the spell checker wood have accepted that line

  48. Re:no, this is even more wishful by Etcetera · · Score: 2


    I read a rumor that this was going to be the last of the ST:TNG movies, period. If that's the case, then that means there's likely not much of a chance for him to reprise his character ever again (baring temporal anomalies).

    Hope that's not the case....

  49. Wait a sec... by Critical_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe its a stretch but don't you think the very fact that he is going around and imposing his morality on others has only led to pissing people off is indicative of the what happens in real life? Case in point...

    While doing research on perceptions of the World's only superpower (the U.S. -- I'm American) in the eyes of outsiders I found the very same thing. The U.S. goes around (along with some of its western europeann allies) and imposes its morality on others. Many times, that morality is just differing opinion but it leads to a lot of people who get pissed off and say "who the f*** is America to tell me how i live my life?". Maybe that isn't the central theme of Enterprise, maybe its not even intentional but I think it gives it a very real flavor. I would think that humans would act like that if they went to space.

  50. Citation? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    talking, putting on makeup, reaching around to take care of a baby/kids, getting dressed, drinking a soda/coffee and eating food have been statistically proven to be many *many* times more dangerous than simply talking on a cellphone.

    Please provide a URL link to the statistic that shows that more accidents are caused by people getting dressed while driving than from people using cell phones while driving. I'd be interested in seeing it.

    Now, accidents being caused because some hot chick is getting undressed while driving I can understand... :)

    GMD

  51. "pigs-in-a-blanket-fiasco" ? by tmark · · Score: 2

    Somewhere on Wheaton's website he referes to an "accident" at Waffle House which he referred to as the "pigs-in-a-blanket-fiasco".

    But I couldn't find out what this was...can anyone enlighten as to 1) what this guy did at Waffle House, and 2) What was the supposed fiasco ?

  52. Re:More tales of woe by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2

    Nice! I never thought I'd see a link to BB's site on Slashdot :)

    Strangely enough, I never thought of his audition tale as a tale of woe... I found it rather inspirational, myself.

  53. the reason for the cut by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    Hilarious. The reason Berman gave Wheaton for the cut, it "didn't advance the story." Since _WHEN_ is that an applicable rule for editing a Star Trek movie?! Wil, you're cool, have a great attitude and I really wished you'd been given even a small amount of screentime. You're _owed_ that much. But don't for a _second_ believe that shit. Just watch some of the previous ST: TNG movies for proof that that isn't a valid reason. Star Trek: Insurrection is a prime example.

    The one good thing about this movie that I can tell from the trailer - they seem to have discovered 'cinematography'. Finally. But how many movies did it take?

    Another character I'd like revisited: Guinan. (yeah, good luck)

  54. Re:Wow... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd just like to say that Wil is a class-act. I have a lot of respect for celebrities that know how to handle fame gracefully, and even more for those who know how to set priorities in their life for what really matters.

    Fame is fleeting - family lasts forever...

    It's gotta be twice as difficult to be an actor with a wife and kids and keep everything together. Wil seems to be doing just fine.

    N.

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  55. Nerds vs Geeks by extrasolar · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you were a true geek, you wouldn't have to ask who Will Wheaten is. You would Just Know.

    But, fool, you are only a nerd. The truly productive members of our technological society who runs his GCC and puts strange Paul Graham quotes in his slashdot signiture. Yet you ask who Will Wheaten is.

    Posting here on Slashdot is only a sign of True Geekiness. But I must ask you, do you have a Geek Code? If you are over 16, do still own any action figures? models?

    Do you watch cartoons?

    These too are only signs of True Geekiness. But your True Nerd may kill the Geek within. You may spend the rest of your miserable life learning about the workings of the Universe, building vast technological systems, and watching reruns of Gilligan's Island.

    But one day you become old and gray, and you suddenly discover what you believe to be the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything; and you bring forth this information to the Council of True Geekdom. And they laugh. And Geeks throughout the world learn of your pitiful endeaver and they, too, laugh.

    To reconcile, you will be forced to stand on your knees and beg: "Thou art geekier than I."

    And then, for the first time, you may learn what we already Just Know.

    There is no Spoon.

    1. Re:Nerds vs Geeks by Mournblade · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you were a true geek, you wouldn't have to ask who Will Wheaten is. You would Just Know.

      If you were a true geek (or if you'd followed the link or even just read the posting), you'd know that his name is spelled "Wil Wheaton", not "Will Wheaten". dumbass.

  56. Re:Who cares... by CommieOverlord · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jar^2 (or (Jar)(Jar)) expands to Jar Jar

    Or, if you assume ^ is a binary XOR operation then Jar^2 evaluates to Jah

  57. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2

    My nick is like the inscription on Vincent's wallet in Pulp Fiction. It means I'm a bad mutha fucka.

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  58. Re: Off topic by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    [banning radio nonsense]

    Actually, listening to music while driving keeps you from sleeping when you are driving long distances.

    "...lay off phone users, many of whom are very careful and attentive drivers."

    Them are not the ones I'm worried about.

    How about we just band cell-phones from the uncarefull, unattentive drivers...

  59. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by MarvinMouse · · Score: 2

    Actually, the first and only time I watched it was when the Star Trek characters were on it.

    Proof how much a trekkie I am.

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  60. Movie still being edited, folks by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2
    M'kay, lots of "it'll suck because..." and some fawning praise. It's still being put together. Finishing touches, but still - none of us have seen it. It's pointless to discuss the merits or shortfalls of a film until you've seen it.

    It sucks for Wil that he got cut, but hey - them's the breaks. He's cool by it and kudos to him. Hopefully Berman will throw him a bone, put in a word, or perform some other cliche. Wheaton's an under-rated talent - hopefully a mainstream director will agree.

    But what the crap do I know? I'm a programmer.

  61. Re:More tales of woe by Wumpus · · Score: 2

    There's a first time for everything.

    Next thing you know, we'll Slashdot Mike Keneally's site.

  62. Usenet... by mrbill · · Score: 2

    Looks like alt.wesley-crusher.die.die.die finally achieved its goal. 8-)

  63. Re:Beaten by Fark Once Again by jerkychew · · Score: 2

    Look at the amount of links posted on Fark per day, compared to a day of slashdot. Fark probably has close to a 10-to-1 ratio.

    Also, look at the nature of Fark postings. They're one-liners, littls more than a link and a description. Now look at the articles on slashdot. They consist of small synopses of the linked articles, often offering more than just a one-lined description.

    I'm not putting down Fark in any way. Fark and slashdot are the 2 sites I hit most often while surfing. It's just that they are two different types of sites, and should be regarded as such.

  64. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

    I have to say. If you're an actor, being on a gameshow is one of the few times a majority of your fans can see you when you're not being completely spoonfed what to say, and how to say it.

    (I considered talk shows, but they spoonfeed you the general stuff. Promote the movie, smile, say it was a challenging but fun project... there's a reason they all sound the same.)

    So, with that being said, perhaps he shouldn't have been such a cock-boy. Is cock-boy hyphenated?

  65. another difference... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...no [BOOBIES] links on slashdot. We don't need 'em here, since most slashdotters get a wood on from reading about "*nix now ported to unexpected device n".

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  66. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by hitzroth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is cock-boy hyphenated?

    I don't know. Is anal-retentive?

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  67. Re:no, this is even more wishful by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

    I read a rumor that this was going to be the last of the ST:TNG movies, period.

    Actualy I realized that given how old the actors are, that yah, this likely will be the last movie. :( :( :( Sad really, last of the good Star Trek stuff, end of an era and all that. Between voyager and now enterprise, ST has been, err, well not ST as of late. (as of late refering to the last, what, 5, 6, 7 years now???? my word has the suckage been going for THAT LONG??? !!!!!)

    I say it is about time to take a hit out on that asshole producer of the current series. . . .

  68. Re: Off topic by Golias · · Score: 2
    Actually, listening to music while driving keeps you from sleeping when you are driving long distances.

    So does conversation.

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  69. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
    Sorry to single you out but it's sad how many posters on /. feel the need to insert an acronym or two just for the hell of it...[w]ould the fifteen seconds that it would have cost you to provide a little clarity kill you?

    When's the last time you heard someone here speak of the American Standard Code for Information Interchange? Discussions on the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (or worse, the Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act) would get unnecessarily verbose were it not for the various abbreviations and acronyms that are in common use.

    Abbreviations to refer to the various Star Trek movies might confuse in a forum with a more general audience...but in a forum (such as this) that's visited mainly by geeks and with Star Trek as the subject, it's not unreasonable to expect a certain minimal knowledge of common jargon used by that group of people.

    (Besides, a simple Google search would point a n00b in the right direction. If you're not willing to do a minimal amount of fact-finding on your own, maybe you'd find this service more to your liking.)

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  70. Let's not take any chances now... by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Beyond Wil Wheaton being axed from Nemesis, it's really a tragety for anybody looking for a real story when they go to the theaters, not the chopped and boxed two hour edit. So many movies out there could have been great if the man with the axe had only shown a bit more restraint and a bit more faith in his fanbase. They're basically saying we as an audiance can't handle a deep plot and don't have the attention span to sit through three hours of movie. It annoys the crap out of me.

    A good example and everybodies favorite here on Slash-- Lord of the Rings. Damn near 3 half hours and I loved every single minute of it . I didn't get bored. I didn't wince at the complex plot. I was thrilled that a director actually broke from the pack and lengthened the movie, ultimately making it a par excellent experience. I can't imagine how a two hour Cambells condensed soup version would have added up. Makes you wonder what how the extended edit will fair if the movie is this good now...

    Back to the point, I've been waiting for a decent Trek series/movie for years. TNG? Booorrrring... They were the UN of outer space. DS9? Better. It depicted the edgier side of the Trek universe, but it was still pretty damn sanitized. Personnally, it only got good when large quantities of ships began blowing up... Anyway, Voyager? It had it's moments. Too bad they were far and few between. The movies? Wrath of Kahn. Hands down. Undiscovered Country? It was OK filler until the next great movie... Which was... Umm... Sorry, but I wasn't inspired by any of the TNG movies, though First Contact and Insurrection were OK. It wasn't anything that you hadn't seen in the series before. It comes down to this- I'd be willing to bet an extra hour would do the new movie a world of good. The Trek universe is rich and full of plot and the fans want to see it. It's the reason it's been kept going all these years. For once, I wish they'd take break the mold and create an experience, not just a movie.

    On Wil Wheaton, it is kinda too bad. Just a hunch, but I'm betting he'd actually be good in something other than that "annoying naive teen" roll he was cast in for 90% of the series. It's a misjustice all the way around....

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  71. Hey. by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

    Isn't it about time Wil got his own section on Slashdot? :-)

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  72. guinan by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    The problem with that is trying to combine the phrases 'star trek' and 'well-written'. The two very rarely go hand-in-hand. I always found it amusing that they had Q afraid of Guinan, but could obviously never figure out a reason _why_, when her species was essentially decimated by the Borg, who were nothing to the likes of Q. A neat idea for that episode, but it showed a severe lack of planning. Another reason why I always appreciated Babylon 5, despite it's problems. Planning the major bits of a series out years in advance SHOWS on the screen.

    What I'd really like to see is some close to series I liked that didn't get a chance to have a true finale. Space: Above and Beyond is at the top of that list. And despite the extra-crappy nature of many episodes and especially the last episode, I'd love for a true finale to Dark Angel.

  73. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by zapfie · · Score: 2

    Usually you use acronyms when the phrase itself is already part of daily conversation. Like you can say TV, FYI, etc. to most people, and they know what you mean, because it is so commonly used. DMCA and CBDTPA get mentioned enough on their own that most people know what they are already. Things like TWOK don't- where that acronym might make sense on a fansite, it means nothing to most of the people here.

    Independent of all that, was the AOL shot at the parent's parent post really necessary?

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  74. Re:All you newbies should read this about Wil Whea by Kredal · · Score: 2

    That news was announced on April First.... you do the math.

    Sorry, not gonna happen. ):

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  75. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Xerithane · · Score: 3, Funny

    Things like TWOK don't- where that acronym might make sense on a fansite, it means nothing to most of the people here.

    I just thought it was some porn I haven't seen yet.

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  76. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by Kredal · · Score: 2
    There's a four book cross-over series that goes into Section 31 in quite a bit of detail...

    It starts here.. Cloak(TOS) and moves on to Rogue(TNG), Abyss(DS9), and Shadow(VOY). Pretty good reading, and shows that the Federation has a dark underside...

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  77. Re:Who cares... by BasharTeg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And then for him to say "I want what's best for Star Trek and the Trekkies" - we're Trekers, not Trekkies.


    Dude, I hate to burn karma on an idiot like you, but you are obviously one of these fucking morons who can tell us exactly why Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton is affected by magentic fields in current Volume 4 Issues 8-12, but not in previous Volumes 1-3, while explaining to everyone that you were "before we were punk", why you are more of a fan of band X because you bought their first album before they were popular, etc etc etc. Maybe you're one of those real nutcases who has himself convinced that he can speak Klingon, or perhaps you learned to speak Japanese from watching Anime.

    Kids, the moral of the story is this. Being a "nerd", reading comics, loving fantasy and sci-fi stuff, etc, is all fine. Seriously. But trying to be the expert of one little thing and correcting people based on irrelevent semantics, exposes that you are not merely a nerd, but a FUCKING INSECURE MORON. You're about as impressive as those guys who run around spouting about the advantages of the v-tec system in their 10 year old 4 cyl stock Honda (which they senselessly red-line daily).

    In short: Being an idiotic expert in the semantics of something no one cares about, makes you look like a jackass.

  78. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by btellier · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually there is a DIRECT and MEASURABLE comparison between brain activity on the road and cell phone usage. A study was done where people would wear a piece of headgear that would not only measure the placement of one's eyes but also brain activity while driving. Turns out that people talking on cellphones spend less time looking at the road and the parts of the brain which are active while concentrating only on the road are less active while the operator is talking on the phone. Similarly, while intoxicated, and they used this exact comparison, the brain is less concerned with the road and more concerned with other thoughts.

    This doesn't even take into account the reality that most people still hold their cell phones with their hands, rather than using the headset.

    Your racecar analogy is bogus for reasons that any reasonably intelligent person can see. However, since we're posting on Slashnerd I'll elaborate. A racecar driver has certain commands and phrases that he says to his pit crew that he has said hundreds of times before. There is no conversation and there is no intensive cognitive thought involved. Therefore the portions of the brain which are focused on the road remain focused on the road when these pre-programmed phrases are uttered. Clearly arguing with your girlfriend is more demanding on the brain than "I need gas."

  79. Curious, does he get paid for his two days? by weave · · Score: 2

    He said he spent two days on the set doing his scene, but it was cut. I always wondered, would he (or another actor) get paid (something) for the work they did, or do they only get paid if it hits the screen?

    1. Re:Curious, does he get paid for his two days? by Gaijin42 · · Score: 2

      You get paid for your time, at nice union rates, but if ou had any royalties in your contract, or % of gross (only leads usually) you dont get those.

  80. Aww... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2

    I really did want to see Wil in Nemesis, but there's always a good side to this:

    At least we won't get to hear about Wes' journey with the Galactic Pedophile.

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  81. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

    Er, pardon my ignorance, but who is Wil Wheaton?

    He's a songwriter on Not That Kind by Anastacia. No, really he is.

  82. Re:If I cloned myself, I could say "I'm with stupi by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Wil Wheaton is a world famous slashdotter. His nick is 'CleverNickName'.

  83. Bjo Trimble by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Did the old Star Trek Concordance, right?

  84. Damn... by wiredog · · Score: 2

    never have mod points when I need them.

  85. Re:Could this be an indication by Noel · · Score: 2

    There's nothing that can't be reversed with time travel or alternate universes...the ultimate plot extrication tools! :(

  86. Re:So where is he? by nzhavok · · Score: 2
    I scanned all the nicks in this thread twice to see if he posted a response.

    Really? You looked through the thread twice? What a complete waste of time. Why not look at his user page http://slashdot.org/~clevernickname instead, then you would have seen that the last post made was on the 31st July.

    BTW not sure what browser you're using but I think quite a lot have the find command these days, you could also use that instead of "scanning" the page over and over.
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  87. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Havokmon · · Score: 2
    A study was done where people would wear a piece of headgear that would not only measure the placement of one's eyes but also brain activity while driving. Turns out that people talking on cellphones spend less time looking at the road and the parts of the brain which are active while concentrating only on the road are less active while the operator is talking on the phone. Similarly, while intoxicated, and they used this exact comparison, the brain is less concerned with the road and more concerned with other thoughts.
    This doesn't even take into account the reality that most people still hold their cell phones with their hands, rather than using the headset.

    You realize you've also just said, people holding conversations while driving can't pay attention to the road, therefore having passengers is just as dangerous.

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  88. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by bungo · · Score: 2

    Race drivers regularly use in-car radio systems and if they can do that at 150mph+, then there is nothing inherently dangerous about a cell phone.


    Right, a pro racing driver can have a conversation and drive on a racing track at the same time. Fine. I can vouch for that. I've been driven, and drove myself with pro racing drivers around on racetracks. The pros seem to have no problem taking and driving at the same time.

    On the other hand, I, a mere mortal, have driven around on racetracks at high speed at the limit of my ability, and I can tell you, whem I'm breaking into a corner and there's traffic either in front or comming up behind, I'll stop talking in mid-sentence (or even mid-word), and use all of my powers of concentration on controlling the car.

    Believe me, it's very difficult to drive on a racetrack and talk at the same time.

    Not to mention that a race track is far safer and a normal road. On a race track, I only have to worry about passing the slower cars in front of me, and watching for the faster ones from behind. I never have to worry about children running onto the track.

    I'm sorry, you comparison is wrong. Talking (on the phone, with a passanger) while driving does affect your ability to control the car.

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  89. What Does This Mean? by N8F8 · · Score: 2

    I go to the movies a lot. I seldom pay to see sequels at the theater. Mostly because the suck. LOTR will be an exception. When it comes the ST:TNG having Will in the movie would have been a definite plus. It sounds like I'm in the minority here, but after Picard, Wesley Crusher was my favorite character. When he left the show ST:TNG went from "must see every week" to "if I happen to be around the TV on Saturday eveneng when they replay it". I think it was because his character was so intriguing. Like Q and Guinan(sp?) he had the potential for power and it was still up in the air which way he would go. But then again, I'm still waiting for #1's evil twin to reappear:)

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  90. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

    Passengers are easily silenced with non-verbal communication, like making a left turn through a busy intersection.

    A cell-phone conversation in the same situation doesn't skip a beat... well the driver may not respond as fast, but their mind is focused on what the other person is saying.

  91. Re:So where is he? by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2

    Thank you for your enlightening commentary on my browsing habits. There are just two thing that I would like to point out.

    It could be I was interested in other posters comments thus "scanning".

    Or maybe I'm a dumbass who dosen't know how to click Edit>Find in this Page under Mozilla 1.0.

    I guess it must suck to be me. Going thoughout my life wasting time with piss-poor webbrowsing skillz, damn I should just put a bullet in my head and save myself the misery.

    Oh wait there is worse things then being a dumbass who dosen't know how to use a computer.

    One is being an eccentric anal-retentive racing stripe in Jesse Venturas underwear. Someone who has nothing better to do then bust on somebody for their web-browsing habits. Could that person be.... nzhavok.

    Possibly.

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  92. Good Question. . . by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

    Maybe we could have an icon of a Borgified Wesley Crusher or something. . .

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  93. I hated the early Wes, Liked the Later Wes by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    Even though I couldn't stand Wesley Crusher on STNG, I think Wil Wheaton is a great dude.

    I agree. After having read some of his comments and articles here on slashdot, I've come to really like the dude. He seems to be a genuinely nice, interesting person, who doesn't need an image consultant to make him that way, and that is, I suspect, a rarity in Hollywood.

    I'm bummed for him but glad he's not in the movie all at the same time. Somebody needs to write him into a better role somewhere because I really do hope he finds more success.

    I disagree. The later Wes (the one who got set back a year at the Star Fleet Academy and ultimately dropped out to go hang out with the Indians on whatever-that-soon-to-be-Cardassian planet was, and then became the Traveller's apprentice) was becoming a very interesting character. That could have been explored in a variety of ways ... I suspect an older, wiser Wesley Crusher who has the larger view, and the ability to unify space, time, and thought with almost Q-like prowess wouldn't be anybody's lackey, not even Star Fleets. Forget the double-secret Star Fleet agent nonesense. Wes would be more likely to be that external, powerful force, kindly disposed toward Star Fleet but far beyond their petty concerns, and unwilling to interfere in Star Fleet's natural evolution.

    Indeed, his character provides an interesting opportunity to look at the Prime Directive from the other point of view ... as he refuses to use his powers to fend off a Borg attack which the Fed loses, for example. "These years of darkness are critical to the evolution of the Federation and humanity" or something like that, while the fleet burns near the outer edges of Sol's Oort cloud...

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  94. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    I'm sorry, you comparison is wrong. Talking (on the phone, with a passanger) while driving does affect your ability to control the car.

    So does eating, listening to the radio, talking with passengers, yelling at kids in the back, looking at them in the mirror, etc. I've decided that the minimal additional risk to you and every other driver on the road when I talk on my cell phone is worth it. And that's my decision to make in most jurisdictions. Sorry if that upsets you, but driving is inherently risky and with the absurdly low speed limits on our roads, combined with bumper-to-bumper traffic, there's a greater risk that the boredom will drive me to have an accident than will talking on a cell phone.

  95. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Your racecar analogy is bogus for reasons that any reasonably intelligent person can see. However, since we're posting on Slashnerd I'll elaborate. A racecar driver has certain commands and phrases that he says to his pit crew that he has said hundreds of times before.

    And I've also listened to them explain, in detail, handling eccentricities of the car, problems that they sense with the engine, etc. So please don't pretend that the only thing ever said on those in-car radios are pre-arranged code words.

    Clearly arguing with your girlfriend is more demanding on the brain than "I need gas."

    And it's even more demanding when she is right there beside me and I have not only verbal processing but also the natural human tendency to look at her while arguing.

  96. "we're Trekers, not Trekkies." by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    Anyone who actually makes this "distinction" needs to be beaten into unconsciousness.

    A spade is a spade, sir.

    - A.P.

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  97. Re:I am a trekkie. (trekker, whatever) by WNight · · Score: 2

    What was the weakest link thing? I didn't hear anything about it, let alone good or bad.

  98. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    _Everyone_ thinks they're an above average driver.

    Half of them aren't.


    I've been riding motorcycles on the streets in one of the most congested areas in the country for more than 20 years. I'm not dead or crippled, so I am above average.

    One-size-fits-all is the only way to be fair and enforcible.

    Police spend way too much time enforcing arbitrary and capricious laws rather than protecting public safety. The majority of tickets written are for speeding on superhighways where speeding has little to do with accidents. What we need is fewer laws about what one can and cannot do in a car and more cops patrolling the roads ticketing people who drive recklessly.

    But if you still demand more laws, I'll be happy to give up my ability to use a cell phone in my car when the legislature:

    1. Makes it illegal to use rear-view mirrors for looking at children in the back seat.

    2. Makes it illegal to do personal grooming while driving.

    3. Requires one adult for every child in a vehicle (except buses driven by professional drivers).

    4. Makes it illegal to eat while driving.

    5. Limits the sound level of in-car radios to a such that it does not interfere with the driver's ability to hear.

    6. Makes it illegal to drive with the seat reclined to the lay-down position.

    7. Makes it illegal to change CDs while driving.

    and so forth.

    The reality of it is that there are a million and seven distractions that any given driver can give himself. A good driver minimizes his distractions when in complex traffic patterns, reserving things like cell phones for uncrowded roads or highways.

  99. Persecution Fantasies and Wesley Crusher by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2

    I must admit I hated Wesley Crusher and the teenage persecution fantasies that Rodenberry played out using him as the vechicle. The whole teenage genius misunderstood by the lessor mortals around him must have been how Gene remembered his own childhood ... But my respect for the actor is growing with every article posted to Slashdot about him -- he can write at the very least :-) Now, when are we going to see Voyager or DS9 movies?

  100. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Phronesis · · Score: 2

    You realize you've also just said, people holding conversations while driving can't pay attention to the road, therefore having passengers is just as dangerous. You are correct. There was a peer-reviewed paper, "Carrying passengers as a risk factor for crashes fatal to 16- and 17-year-old drivers," published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (Mar 22/29 2000, pp.1617-8) that did indeed conclude that conversations between the driver and passengers dramatically increased the risk of a fatal accident for newly-licensed drivers.

  101. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

    Strange... I don't remember any pornos named "The Wang of Khan"...

    I would say that's a good thing in life.

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  102. You can't legislate death out of existence. by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that did indeed conclude that conversations between the driver and passengers dramatically increased the risk of a fatal accident for newly-licensed drivers.

    There seems to be a line of thought that has cropped up in the last few decades that goes something like this: If someone dies, a law must be passed making illegal whatever directly, or indirectly, lead to their death. The people espousing that line of reasoning seem to believe that once we have enough laws, there will be no more deaths. People will become immortal.

    Kids can't ride their bicycles without helmets any more. Lawn darts have been banned. Infants must be tucked away in approved child seats in the back seat of the car. All cars are required to have airbags. We've lowered the blood alcohol level for DUI/DWI multiple times while raising the drinking age.

    I have sad news for these people: You cannot legislate death out of existence. People are going to die and some of them will die because of accidents rather than old age. Even if cell phones are banned, there will be traffic accidents just as there were before cell phones existed.

    I know: -1 offtopic.

    1. Re:You can't legislate death out of existence. by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
      You are right, it should be legal to use a cell phone while driving.

      And it should be legal to shoot anybody that does. Or uses a cell phone in public, talking loud. Or have it ring on extra loud in theaters and the like.

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  103. wow by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    a little more depth to Wil than I've given him credit for. I almost feel bad for aome of the things I've said, but then I flash back to shope Next Generation episodes and I want Wesley DEAD :)
    Sorry Wil......

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  104. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
    Sure. But they don't have oncoming traffic, intersections, kids crossing the street etc.

    IOW you are not alone with a few dozen experienced drivers on your street when you're car-phoning. And I also doubt you have anywhere near the reflexes of a race driver.

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    Lars T.

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  105. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2
    But "TWOK"? Who uses "TWOK"? Not many people it would seem, if Google is correct - the ten most popular uses of "TWOK" include only two Star Trek related references, ranked seventh and tenth.

    You should have searched Google Groups. Or ignored people called "Twok" or who use "TwoK" instead of "2K".

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  106. Are you so lazy you can't copy and paste? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2

    If it was that big of a deal, you could have emailed me privately.
    You don't have to be facetious.

    Maybe I'm just boycotting html.

    Or read this, it explains how to copy and paste.

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  107. On the Mark by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Yeah, they're saying that since they they don't expect the audiance to turn out in large enough numbers to make a 3 hour showing worthwhile, be that because of attention spans, stereo typing, etc., they'd cut it down to the "regular size". They obviously thought LotR could pull it off, but not StarTrek? Odd. Both have absolutely huge fan bases and a rich background to draw from, so what's the determining factor? (beyond LotR being absolutely fabulous, obviously).

    And the seedier side of the Trek could have been wonderfully executed as you suggest. It definittely could have benefited from a few shades of darkening. It was also something I was hoping for with ST: Enterprise-- They're on the Frontier, unpowered and outclassed in the unknown at nearly every turn, but it's still so damn sanitized it's pathetic. Cripes, I was drawing up scripts for damn near the same thing 4 years ago (it seemed like the only other place Trek could possibly go at the time) with that in mind. Unfortunately Enterprise got there first and my hopes were crushed... Another TNG, but lower tech. ~sigh~ I like Kevin Sorbo in Andromeda better than the last 4 Trek series... (I know, another (post) Roddenberry production). Yes, I'm jaded. I'll step down from my soapbox now.

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  108. Chop chop! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Good point. I haven't read the books but I can't possibly see this movie fitting into anything less than three hours and still be good. Given the fine job they did, I think I look forward to the "uncut" DVD and think there'd be no such thing as too much of a good thing if they expanded out to 6 movies...

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  109. Why wait? by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    They're already their... Just visit any fast food joint and they'll take your order.

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  110. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by Cruciform · · Score: 2

    In the study I read about (same one?) they were testing many different situations, because they wanted to find out why people "never saw it coming" in most accidents. From analyzing a large number of accidents they found that even though there was a clear view of the oncoming car or pedestrian people wouldn't see them until just before impact.
    The research showed that using the brain for different activities while driving affected the ability to process visual data, creating blind spots that varied in size accordingly.
    Talking to a passenger while keeping one's eyes on the road wasn't nearly as bad as operating a hand held cell phone. But cell phones and food consumption left the driver effectively impaired as if they had driven after consuming several drinks.

  111. Re:Right. Everyone has the exact same abilities. by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Sure. But they don't have oncoming traffic, intersections, kids crossing the street etc.

    Having driven cars and bikes at their limits of adhesion, I can assure you that the concentration needed to handle intersections and pedestrians in a neighborhood street at 25-30mph is nothing by comparison.

    And I also doubt you have anywhere near the reflexes of a race driver.

    I turn a pretty quick lap, so don't be too sure. Besides, most race drivers don't have incredible reflexes. They have coordination and learned skills. The difference between their driving and yours probably has less to do with how quickly they react and more to do with how they react. That's why many race drivers remain competitive into their 40's -- and beyond.

  112. Re:Are acronyms (or Star Trek) your life? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

    Yes it is, among Trekkers. IOW most of those who would read this article about a (sorry Wil) minor actor in a minor role being cut out of the next Star Trek movie.

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    Lars T.

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  113. Re:Throw him a frickin bone here! by JCCyC · · Score: 2

    Wil Wheaton is the actor who is best known for playing Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Turns out unlke the character, Wil is quite cool, a linux user, runs a pretty good blog, and supports most of the goals of the EFF.

    <conspiracytheory>
    Aha! Now we know the real reason he was kicked out of the movie! Expect his character to suffer an off-screen, between-movies death. Jack Valenti doesn't like fifth-columnists!
    </conspiracytheory>

  114. Re:*hugs fer Wil* by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    Well, I wrote it and I thought two 'insightful' moderations were absurd :D that wasn't about getting mod points, I just read the guy's journal and have followed his evolution from apparently an insufferable teen star to the #1 ranking slashdot linux geek in Hollywood.

    Hollywood. Perspectives. Wil Wheaton, or Jack Valenti. Which do YOU choose? if you DON'T choose Wil, I suggest -1 GET_A_FSCKING_CLUE_IDIOT :D

  115. Not cynical, realistic by fm6 · · Score: 2
    Sorry, but this is not honest soul-sharing, this is Hollywood posturing. Consider: Wheaton's site used to have a very intersting account of the events leading up to his leaving TNG. This account portrayed Berman as a dictatorial jerk who screws around the talent just to squeeze pennies and to prove to them who's in charge. Which POV is rather confirmed by other disgruntled actors and writers. Then Wheaton gets a cameo, and that account gets pulled from the site -- and both Wheaton and Berman go around saying, "No! We never hated each other!"

    My best guess is that Berman never intended to use the Wesley footage, and Wheaton is in denial over the fact that he's been conned yet again.

    What's really irritating is this "it's all for the trekkies" BS. That might wash with the mentally challenged types who never take off their Starfleet uniforms, and insist that people address them by naval rank. For those of us who live in the real world, this is nauseating tripe.

    But WTF. I was a Star Trek fan 3/4 of my life, but the stupidity of Enterprise finally put me over the edge. I deliberately read all the Nemesis spoilers just so I wouldn't be tempted to go see it. And anyway, real space opera is finally returning to TV, so who cares?

  116. There is a BIG difference by alexhmit01 · · Score: 2

    Too late to likely get a response, but what the hell...

    The US is the world's only super power. It CAN impose its morality on the world.

    In ST:TNG, the Federation is rediculously overpowering, it CAN impose its morality on the world.

    In Enterprise, United Earth is a fly on the wall, it should be finding allies.

    That's the difference.

    I think that Americans, the first time in deep space, would be looking for new weapons and the ability to establish themselves.

    Archer is MORE than welcome to beat up on little guys. Its his possession of the Klingon ship and trying to help them, that bothers me. Grab the schematics and figure out how the weapons work. If a Klingon wakes up, shoot them. Next encounter with the Klingons, you're not as much at their mercy.

    That's my problem.

    America imposes its strategic interests on the world, that's a MAJOR difference. Archer is imposing his morality to the DETRIMENT of the Earth's strategic interests, that's what bothers me.

    Alex