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Star Trek: Pick A Plot

Vinnie_333 writes "This article on the New York Times sounds out on the often repetitive plots of the 10 Star Trek films to date (this include ST: Nemesis, coming soon). It refers to the film franchise as '10 films with 5 plots' and lays them all out in front of you. This does have a ring of truth. As a fan of Sci Fi (but not particularly Star Truck), I have to admit that there are only so many unique plots out there, and most of them have been well used by HG Well's time. Star Trek is, after all, a genre franchise and the story lines are held back by certain restrictions of the genre." I personally would pay Berman/Braga et al $20 if they never have a holodeck or time-travel-based plot ever again.

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  1. Who need a plot... by JWBsDad · · Score: 5, Funny

    when you have such great acting?

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    1. Re:Who need a plot... by aikido_kit · · Score: 3, Funny
      I remember being at scifi convention years ago, soon after Next Generation started. Gene Roddenberry was there, doing a Q&A session. At one point, a 4 year old boy sitting on his dad's shoulders raises his hand. Gene smiles, and calls on the boy. The kid asks..."Does Wesley have to save the ship every week?"

      Gene coughed and said they were working on it.

    2. Re:Who need a plot... by Yokaze · · Score: 2

      I'm a frenchmen. Tea... Earl Grey... Hot. Now let's read some Moby Dick or Shakespeare.

      Well, it's not like frenchmen don't drink tea and the like...

      Patrick Stewart may be a great actor, but probably Jean Luc Picard wasn't one of his greatest roles. Especially with those script-writers.

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  2. This is OLD by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a fan of Sci Fi (but not particularly Star Truck),

    How old are you? Munging up the names of something you don't like is something I did when I was 12. Come on, you guess can be a little mature, can't you?

    FYI - I'm not standing up for Star Trek. I don't like it much either.

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    1. Re:This is OLD by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

      Give em a break, DorkKnox.

    2. Re:This is OLD by FortKnox · · Score: 2

      You mean like this??

      You will notice my reply which agrees with the parent.

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  3. $20 by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I personally would pay Berman/Braga et al $20 if they would just sit down and watch "Wrath of Kahn." Trek as it should be, and seldom is.

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    1. Re:$20 by Laplace · · Score: 2

      The Wrath of Kahn DVD fucked up by not including the original ST Kahn episode, imo (which is the only one that counts).

      -C

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    2. Re:$20 by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Star Trek: The Movie and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan were great! Then... sadly, they continued on and ended up making drivel. Spock dies, but then comes back in next movie. Kirk dies, but no it was a morph... hmmm... can you say regurgitation?

      The NextGen movies weren't much better. And it's sad, because there are some pretty cool story lines they could have come up with. Just as in Voyager, they would come up with an interesting idea, but never play it out. The shows writers and producers always wanted to create a problem and solve it in one episode.

      But oh well... we have Star Wars... oh no, never mind George didn't dive too deep into his creative pool for the new films.

      I guess we just have to wait for the new Spidey film(s) and the next 2 LoTR movies. Maybe someone can convince Tim Burton and Michael Keaton to team again and do another Batman? Or maybe John Woo can step up and do a Justice League movie...

    3. Re:$20 by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "We are working on a great villian for this one. A villian that is as great as Khan."

      That's the problem. You don't set out to make another Khan. You set out to make a great villain. Therein lies the difference. Also, Khan was great for two other reasons:

      1. Ricardo Montalban!!!!!!!!
      2. We knew the backstory, and had an insight into his motivations.

      As an aside, item 2 made the film move faster and better, because we didn't have to waste time exploring "Why is he doing this? Why does he hate Kirk?", giving that much more time for plot development.

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    4. Re:$20 by Laplace · · Score: 2

      but I really prefer the non-Director's-edition.

      So you're the guy the studio execs are pandering to.

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    5. Re:$20 by great+throwdini · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought they fucked up by not including the normal cut of the film on one of the discs [...] I really prefer the non-Director's-edition.

      MPAA to blincoln: Our hearts go out to you in your time of need. Now go out and buy both releases. Links have been supplied to ease your pain.

      Original Cut
      Director's Cut

      End transmission.

    6. Re:$20 by bsartist · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's from Fantasy Island.

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    7. Re:$20 by Fweeky · · Score: 3, Informative

      Look out for the movie(s) based on Greg Bear's Forge of God and Anvil of Stars books.

      They might not suck, even if I can think of 10 much better books-that-should-be-films off the top of my head.

    8. Re:$20 by bsartist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Any bets on how long it takes for the new Mr. Roarke to show up as a Star Trek villain?

      No takers here. :-)

      My all-time favorite Star Trek villian is still Reverend Jim the Klingon. I kept expecting him to say "You want the, uhhh, Genesis Device, Captain, uhhh, Kirk? Uhhhh, okee dokee!"

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    9. Re:$20 by GMontag451 · · Score: 2

      The reason B5 was good was because of the amazing continuity. It wasn't really a soap opera, rather than one big story that all fit together. In fact, thats the only reason I can tolerate watching the horrible melodramatic acting. Somehow, this is the very thing that ruined DS9. DS9 turned into a soap opera in the worst sense of the phrase. It had continuity only in the sense that each episode had one more inane plot twist that you couldn't really care about. There was no foreshadowing, no planned character development, and no rational story arc evolution.

    10. Re:$20 by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There were three things that ruined DS9 at the end; first of all, they tied the story into the whole Bajor thing. Now the Bajorans are mind-numbingly dull, even by Star Trek standards. It's like generic alien race #3. The second problem is the way they ruined the most interesting character, Dukat. It's like the writers just couldn't stand having a morally ambiguous character so they turned him into a generic insane villain. The third thing, of course, was the way they made you not care about any of the protagonists very much. Characters are supposed to become MORE complex and nuanced as a series goes on, not less so.

    11. Re:$20 by dschuetz · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't mind seeing Larry Niven's Ringworld or Footfall made into a movie. They both have basic plots that an average audience can comprehend (shipwrecked and alien invasion) but would have great visuals

      Footfall. Ugh. That was just The Stand meets... er... I don't know what.

      I loved Ringworld, mostly liked The Mote in God's Eye and still occasionally confuse people by saying "...on the gripping hand, though...", but Footfall and Lucifer's Hammer just dragged on and on.

      It's not the story idea that bothers me, so much as I've had my fill of being introduced to 25 different characters over the first 100 pages of a novel, scattered all across the cosmos, only to see them all coincidentally come together in the last 30 pages of the book. It worked, somehow, in The Stand (maybe because of the supernatural aspects of the drawing together), but in the other two, well, I just didn't like it.

      Then I read the next two Ringworld books. Shoulda been only one (just like Highlander :) ) (or, for that matter, Rama, but now I'm *really* digressing).

      But I would love to see Ringworld visuals (or Rama, too). Especially now that people have played Halo -- you want a Ring? I'll give you a ring!

    12. Re:$20 by bsartist · · Score: 2

      Yep. I *think* I first saw it on Saturday Night Live, so long ago that new episodes of Taxi were still being produced. I'd have given the comedian credit, if I could have remembered who he was.

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  4. Holodecks and time travel by shadowxtc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll throw in $20 as well. Let's see if we can buy Hollywood like they buy Washington.

    1. Re:Holodecks and time travel by Jacer · · Score: 2

      I too will pitch in! Maybe hollywood will find it more profitable if they LISTEN to their fanbase, rather than alienate them, and punish them

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    2. Re:Holodecks and time travel by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2

      Let's be honest - the reason we hate holodeck episodes is that we don't get to see what I'm sure 99.98% of holodeck time is actually used for (and don't pretend you don't know what I mean).

      I don't know.... <font class="sarcasm"> what about an episode where they travel back in time to make sure that holodecks are invented, thus supplying crew members with much needed futuristic pr0n on those five-year / ongoing / accidental missions...? </font>

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    3. Re:Holodecks and time travel by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2

      The Holosuites in DS9 were somewhat less ambiguously used for 'personal entertainment'.

  5. Truth about plots . . . by Dausha · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, if you really want to admit it, there are only about three plots. You have Man against Nature, Man against Man and Man against Himself.

    I would suppost that Man against computer (or Superman against computer) could be any of the above.

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    1. Re:Truth about plots . . . by THB · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those are actually types of conflict, not plots. There is a difference.

    2. Re:Truth about plots . . . by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      That's right - it's possible to have a plot without conflict (although it's usually boring :)

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    3. Re:Truth about plots . . . by mikeee · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, no:

      "In film you will find four basic story lines. Man versus man, man versus nature, nature versus nature, and dog versus vampire."
      - Steven Spielberg

    4. Re:Truth about plots . . . by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 2

      Yeah, the classic example is this:

      A) The King dies, then the queen dies.

      B) The King dies *because* the queen dies.

      (A) is a story, (B) is a plot.

      Of course, there's no conflict in (B), but you can certainly add most any type of conflict and still preserve the plot.

    5. Re:Truth about plots . . . by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Joe versus volcano.

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    6. Re:Truth about plots . . . by the_rev_matt · · Score: 2

      I thought it was

      Man -vs- Man, Man -vs- Nature, and Man -vs- The Empire Brain Building.

      (no one will get this...)

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    7. Re:Truth about plots . . . by Monkelectric · · Score: 2
      Actually there are 36 major plots, as detailed by the book, Thirty Six Dramatic Situations. This is a great (and very hard to find) book. 36 isnt an exact number, but its definatley most of them. The book gives each of the plots and common variations, twists ... once you read this book it will ruin storytelling for you forever :) Read with caution...

      As an example of one of the dramatic situations: stranger comes from the heavens, has the power to heal people (and does so), is misunderstood and hunted by authorities. Dies, is resurcted, and ascends to the heavens ... jesus or ET? :)

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    8. Re:Truth about plots . . . by mblase · · Score: 2
      Actually there are 36 major plots, as detailed by the book, Thirty Six Dramatic Situations.

      Of course, this depends on your book. Ronald Tobias argues that there are only 20 Master Plots instead of 36:
      1. Quest
      2. Adventure
      3. Pursuit
      4. Rescue
      5. Escape
      6. Reven ge
      7. TheRiddle
      8. Rivalry
      9. Underdog
      10. Temptation
      11. Meta morphosis
      12. Transformation
      13. Maturation
      14. Love
      15. Forbi dden Love
      16. Sacrifice
      17. Discovery
      18. Wretched Excess
      19. Ascension
      20. Descension

    9. Re:Truth about plots . . . by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 2

      Well sure, he did invent the geosynchronus satallite.

      I guess one of the other two original ideas was a water-filled membrane used to help relax after a hard day on the moon.

    10. Re: Truth about plots . . . by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > Well, if you really want to admit it, there are only about three plots. You have Man against Nature, Man against Man and Man against Himself.

      You missed the most popular plot of all time:

      People take off clothes and make whoopie.
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    11. Re:Truth about plots . . . by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2

      Well, for a Hollywood movie, we can simplify this quite a bit. Jack Woodford's summary of the typical plot: "Boy meets girl. Girl gets boy into a pickle. Boy gets pickle into girl".

    12. Re:Truth about plots . . . by Monkelectric · · Score: 2

      thanks!! I'll pick that one up

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    13. Re:Truth about plots . . . by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      there are only three original ideas in SciFi, and one was his.

      Let's see, the geosynchronous communications satellite, detox gel and... No I give up, what's number three? An anti-gravity toupee?

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    14. Re:Truth about plots . . . by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      Your average soap opera has a pretty good guide to what people want to see:

      Guy shags Girl
      Guy really wants to shag Girl, Girl shagging other Guy
      Girl shagging bad guy, living with good guy, has bad guys baby, stays with good guy, leaves good guy for bad guy, bad guy shags her best mate, good guy also shagging her best mate, best mate has bad guys baby, bad guy gets a better offer from another channel and pisses off overnight, good guy gets Aids and dies. Girl and best mate find they 'really' like each other and set up house. Elderly neighbour shocked and sets fire to house.

      New guy fancies Girl, AND best mate, who happens to be his ex and had a termination follwioing an interlude when they were 18...

      Star Trek should do more of THAT stuff!!

    15. Re:Truth about plots . . . by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      Well, if you really want to admit it, there are only about three plots. You have Man against Nature, Man against Man and Man against Himself.

      Bullocks. Those are *conflicts*, not *plots*. And if you boil down the conflicts you get "action" and "re-action"--either man is working for something, or against something.

      There are, at least, twenty reasonably different plots--and when you weave plots together to form a larger story, and add in minor alterations to familiar themes, you get a larger and larger number that approaches effective infinity (so many plots that any writer in any culture can always come up with something 'new.')

      Let's say that we have a hypothetical bunch of three characters, each of which having one distinct motive and one distinct treasure, in addition to their own distinct being. (i.e., "Captain Archer" and "Captain Kirk" are different characters even though they're both captians of the Enterprise.)

      With these hypothetical characters, and a hypotheical television run, we have plots of discovery for each character, motive, and quality, all of which will take anywhere from five minutes (one page) to a whole episode (50 pages). Each motive can drive at least one plot to influence or use any of the three characters' treasures or beings, which gives us at least 18 plots from these three characters. Each character can also drive at least reactionary plot from each other character's movie, giving us an additional 6 plots.

      A well-written storyline will blend these plots together, with preludes and aftermath happening almost invisibliy to the viewer; rather than seeing the opening and closing of each "episode", the audience would see a session of a story.

      Unfortunately, the uniqueness of characters on television and media tends to wean down the ammount of useful plots; what could be great stories are often reduced to formulatic showcases of the "plot element of the week" (or "of the movie") while the character set tends to either not change at all, change in abrupt fashions, or last for a short (and "unprofitable" time.)

    16. Re:Truth about plots . . . by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      Of course, this depends on your book. Ronald Tobias argues that there are only 20 Master Plots [barnesandnoble.com] instead of 36:

      Did you even read that book? I did, and the author specifically mentions this whole fallacy about counting plots in the first section. The number is (IIRC) 2, 4, 36, or a nearly infinite number. The twenty he lists are just plots that are likey to be appreciated by & familiar to a modern audience, and so make good archtypes.

      And he doesn't even mention interweaving of plots, or plot shifts, or opposing plots. A good story should have more than one plot--when I pick up a novel, I can reasonably expect to see some adventure, a quest, a few riddles, ascension / descension in good ones, and probably love / sacrafice / discovery too.

  6. Ship fights by RedWolves2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They need to go back to good old ship fights. Star Trek Insurrection is the example I am talking about multiple ships in combat and close quarters combat towards the end of the movie.

    1. Re:Ship fights by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      I like star trek, but the battles leave something to be desired, they're relatively slow and repetative, ship swoops, fires phasers, other ships helm explodes, repeat, except in the dominion war :D they had federation fighters!!!!

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    2. Re:Ship fights by RichMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's Klingons off the starboard bow,
      starboard bow,

      Personally I find the ship fights the hardest to watch. They have less complexity than your average 1800's cannon battle. And seem to occur at about the same relative ranges between ships.

      Some of the old trek had the best stuff. It was at least based on WWII sub fights.

      No release of active diffusive substances or "warping of space" to defocus/redirect laser/phaser shots. If you have artificial gravity powerful enough to go from 0-0.9 light in seconds without ending up splattered you can make some pretty good gravity lenses.
      No active point defense systems.
      No multi-warhead systems.
      No sensor confusion technology.

      These are just technology effects that are in use now on the battle field.

      No use of space time delay (except in the one fantastic occurance). The moon is 1 second away. The sun is 8 minutes away. The sun could blow up now we would not see it for 8 minutes. So any time the say "opps" there goes the star/planet they should have to wait 8 minutes (or other time) to see/feel it.
      No use of gravity well orbital mechanics.
      No 2D battle concepts (windage and fore/aft shots of cannon ships, lines and wedges.
      No 3D battle concepts, cones, globes, wedges, conveyor belts.

      Still some of the worst gravity well/ non-Newtonian physics based "space" environments. You can classify it as "fantasy" as it certainly is not based on physics as we know it.

    3. Re:Ship fights by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      The moon is 1 second away. The sun is 8 minutes away. The sun could blow up now we would not see it for 8 minutes.

      As much as it's overused, this is actually a case where subspace makes a valid explination. subspace is purposly nebulous (so it can be used flexibly), but it's major characteristic is that it isn't affected by the speed of light. Thus subspace communication, subspace sensors (and telescopes), a subspace field around the ship to go FTL, etc.

      However, to address your comments, the Trek universe *is* populated by 1700's sailing ships - the types of battles are broadside canon fire, slowly turning around, and then repeat until one ship is too damaged (sinking) to continue. Just like subspace, the limits of the ship's weapons (they *can* render a planet uninhabited, even in Kirk's time), are intended to move away from space battles being a solution to anything. Not because Star Fleet (and every other species and group of species) are altruistic, but because the stories would get boring. Several other SF series have impressive fight scenes (B5 and Andromeda leap to mind), but Trek doesn't.

      The worst thing to do to fans is to rely on the same things - space battles would get as boring as holodeck plots or strange energy fields. The other comon cliche plots in Trek are transporter accidents (which are generally well done with an interesting twist - the original Kirk split, the reduction in age in TNG, and Tulix, one of the few Voyager eps I liked), time travel (which did carry some of the best stories, from TOS Guardian of Forever to VI:TVH, plus First Contact (which I didn't like, but was popular)), and -foo- saves the day, where foo is { Westley, deflector dish, a subatomic particle (often from aforementioned deflector dish) or transporters). At least when omnipotent beings saved the day (Q, the Organians), they tended to do so with style - and generally set up a later plot or condition in the Trek universe.

      Trek can be very very good when it uses a cliche (the second appearance of Moriarti), but it can be very very bad when it relys on a cliche (Voyager, but only seasons 1 through 7).

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    4. Re:Ship fights by digitalsushi · · Score: 2
      There's Klingons off the starboard bow,
      starboard bow,


      for those who don't know what he's talking about... *sigh* all of you people good enough to browse at 2 or worse get a treat. here. I am taking it down before work tomorrow morning at 0800EDT though!

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    5. Re:Ship fights by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      the one thing that bugged me about the dominion war was that they used stock footage, in know they did a lot in ds9, but it led to grave inconsistancies, there were only 6 galaxy class ships built, four were destroyed, i saw 3 in one shot... ok, i need a life

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  7. Technobabble... by Bonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read an article about TNG production a little while back. Rather than coming up with a exotic particle/lifeform/radition of the week to save the day, TNG scriptwriters would often just write in a placeholder to be replaced with a tech-adviser's technobabble at a later date.

    Scripts would look as so:

    GEORDI: Let's [technobabble] the main thrusters so that we can [technobabble] the Borg.

    Etc...

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    1. Re:Technobabble... by ErfC · · Score: 5, Interesting
      GEORDI: Let's [technobabble] the main thrusters so that we can [technobabble] the Borg.

      I heard a while back that Levar Burton was so used to technobabble that he would generally just ignore whatever's in the script and ad lib something, and his ad libs usually sounded better. Which makes sense -- he'd been spouting technobabble every working day for years.

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    2. Re:Technobabble... by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think Futurama had the best Star Trek script writing "formula",

      Fry: Well, usually on the show somebody would come up with a complicated plan then explain it with a simple analogy

      Leela: If we can reroute engine power through the primary weapons and reconfigure them to Mellvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure!

      Bender: Like putting too much air in a balloon!

      Fry: Of course! It's so SIMPLE!

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    3. Re:Technobabble... by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I heard a while back that Levar Burton was so used to technobabble that he would generally just ignore whatever's in the script and ad lib something, and his ad libs usually sounded better. Which makes sense -- he'd been spouting technobabble every working day for years.

      Does Burton have a degree in Marketing?

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    4. Re:Technobabble... by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, it would go something like this:


      INT. ENTERPRISE-BRIDGE --LATER.

      PICARD
      Ensign Crusher, report.

      WESLEY
      Aye, Sir. The TECH is a result of TECH TECH TECH with a TECH pulse. I've remodified the sensor array to TECH the TECH TECH. I've also seen TECH and TECH --

      PICARD
      Thank you, Ensign.

      WESLEY
      There's more sir, TECH TECH TECH TECH...

      DATA
      TECH!

      PICARD
      Thank you, Mister Data. Ensign Crusher, that's all I need to know.

      WESLEY
      But sir, I TECH--

      PICARD
      That's enough, Ensign!

      There is a tense beat.

      WESLEY
      (quietly)
      TECH.

      The Enterprise is ROCKED by an explosion
      ...at least, that's how I recall it. YMMV. =]

    5. Re:Technobabble... by Bonker · · Score: 2

      Hmmm... CleverNickName would probably be one of the best sources to confirm this.

      I would guess that most actors, after spending time on a sci-fi show, would develop a feel for the particular pseudo-science the story depended on.

      I understand that after a while, at least according to interviews (CleverNickName may also have something to say about this) producers had to 'shush' the actors every time they came on stage or fired a weapon because they would make the 'whoosh' noises for the various fictional apparatus they were dealing with.

      Hmm....

      Picard: Bang! I shot you!

      Borg: No you didn't!

      Picard: Did to!

      Borg: Bang! I shot you back!

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    6. Re:Technobabble... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
      What I don't understand is why shows like TNG didn't get help with the technobable. I recall when TNG was on, I used to go back to the student house I had lived in when I was at Caltech, and there was always a huge crowd for each episode. If the producers had come by Caltech, and asked, they would have had at least 50 people volunteering to give them good, free, technobable, that would not have been blatantly bogus, and would have been consistent with all the prior technobable.

    7. Re:Technobabble... by gilroy · · Score: 2

      My God, this sounds like the return of Abian...

    8. Re:Technobabble... by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 3, Informative
      The most convincing portrayal of the ultimate in virtual reality with the "holodeck". AFAIK, the holodeck was an original concept. In fact I'm surprised Paramount didn't patent the idea (or maybe they did).

      Ray Bradbury's 1950 short story "The Veldt" significantly predated TNG. Yes, Virginia, the malfunctioning holodeck story is at least 52 years old.

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    9. Re:Technobabble... by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A song by Voltaire springs to mind. I first discovered this song in a prior /. post, although I can't seem to remember what it was. He's got a few other ST-related songs that you'll find if you scroll down sufficiently. They range from highly amusing to highly twisted.

      On a quasi-related note, I was watching TNG last night on the Star Trek & White Trash network, and I happened upon an episode from the first season, called "Justice". In this episode, Wesley is condemned to death for falling into some flowers on a planet ruled by half-naked nymphomaniac hippie love-children. It made me realize just how much the show managed to improve over the years.

      As for you, Wil, I really gotta hand it to you. I remember in your interview, you said that you had little to no say over the lines you were given. Watching that episode, it became clear to me that whoever wrote the script either didn't realize you were over the age of ten, or rather was himself somehow spawned on a rockbed, skipping adolescence entirely. I've done some improv and other acting through college myself, and one of the most difficult things for a young actor to do is to swallow his pride and follow his director, however inane that direction might be. Personally, I think you did a terrific job with what you were given. I've been in that position on stage plays, with all my friends and family sitting in the audience, waiting for them to pounce on me later for something that was the product of poor writing/direction.

      I'll admit, when I first watched TNG as a relatively wee lad, I didn't much like Wesley's character. Still, I did know the difference between actor and character, and I was secretly jealous as hell, watching someone who was only a few years older than me and got to work on Star Trek!! I was also pleased to see the writers wise up and let Wesley start kicking some ass in later episodes, culminating with his eventual transubstantiation to deity-hood with an intergalactic "elder on the hill". I was kinda scratching my head at that one for a while, but concluded that it was a better way to go than being killed by a an greasy sentient Hefty bag in the middle of a living puddle of muck, as was the case with Denise Crosby. Best, I can figure from the special effects, the cause of death was "fatal birthmark on face".

      Anyway, it's always interesting to see how it was for you on the show, especially since you're the member of the cast to which most /.-ers can most easily relate. And I'm pleased to see you popping up in User Friendly these days. Will wonders never cease...

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    10. Re:Technobabble... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fight scene:

      PICARD
      I am sick and tired of all this horse TECH.

      WESLEY
      Well if you don't like it, then stuff the TECH up your TECH until it TECH!

      DATA
      Please stop it, both of you, or I will disassemble your molecules and put them into the TECH.

      PICARD
      Shut up Data, or I will wire your ass to your TECH!

      DATA
      Well, sir, as a matter of fact, I have actually already completed that very alteration after Riker suggested it to me earlier today. I assumed it was a literal command, but perhaps that was not a correct interpretation on my part.

    11. Re:Technobabble... by swillden · · Score: 2
      Nope.

      All wrong.

      Mathematics is not a "science" at all. Mathematics is a purely theoretical construct that has no relationship whatsoever to the real world. We have chosen the axioms upon which that construct is based such that, in many cases, we can construct a mapping between mathematical models and our perceptions of real-world events.

      Also, physics is not exact. The mathematical models are very precise, because that's the nature of mathematics (and that is only possible because math is a purely theoretical construct). Doing science is a process of observing nature, trying to construct rules that fit the observations, then making more observations and using them to test the rules. One problem is that there is always some amount of fuzziness or uncertainty in any observation. Another is the fact that there is always the possibility that a new observation will show that our model isn't as good as we thought, at which point we look for a new model, which may someday prove inadequate.

      So, where mathematics is exact, it's unrelated to the real world. When we map mathematics onto the real world, it's inherently inexact, because any mapping of a theoretical construct onto an objective reality is only an approximation. Besides the fact that the objective reality itself is fuzzier than we might prefer, and fuzzier than our mathematical models would show.

      To sum up: Don't confuse the precision of the approximations with the accuracy of the approximations, for the latter is unknowable.

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    12. Re:Technobabble... by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      Blade Runner and The Matrix may be the only two good SciFi movies ever made.

      The Matrix?! The Matrix??!!! The Matrix was probably the worst sci-fi film ever made that actually had a budget! Total Recall was better! For it to qualify as sci-fi, it has to be *possible* given the current state of scientific knowledge. The Matrix fails miserably on that.

      I will admit that sci-fi is hard to film, but thats because its hard to write as well. Real science fiction doesn't have a protagonist, at least not a human one. The main character in a science fiction story is a concept, which is incredibly hard to translate to film. For a good example, read Asimov's Foundation series.

      Star Trek, Star Wars, B5, and Farscape are all not true sci-fi. They are fantasy set in a futuristic (I say that because I'm sure someone will point out that Star Wars is in fact set in the past) setting. In the case of Star Wars and B5, good gripping fantasy, and in the case of Star Trek, fun pulpy fantasy. (IMHO, of course).

      Here are some examples of good sci-fi (again IMHO and in no way supposed to be an exhaustive list):

      Movies: Blade Runner (or just about anything by P.K. Dick), Gattaca, 2001, A Clockwork Orange, and Contact

      Books: Again, just about anything by P.K. Dick, Clarke, or Asimov, The Manifold series and The Time Ships by Stephen Baxter, Snow Crash and The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, and Contact by Carl Sagan (which was far better than the movie).

      The underlying theme in all these is that the characters don't really matter and its the underlying idea that is important.

    13. Re:Technobabble... by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      Mathematics is an exact science. Mathematics and Mathematical logic and truth is never wrong.

      Math is a language. Math only makes sense in terms of it's self. Truth is for philosophers, not mathemeticians. Math deals in facts, which can only be useful in terms of other math situations.

      ~Will

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    14. Re:Technobabble... by Mudcathi · · Score: 2, Funny
      GEORDI: Let's [technobabble] the main thrusters so that we can [technobabble] the Borg.

      Let's beowulf cluster the main thrusters so that we can Cowboy Neal the Borg?

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  8. There's always B5... by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not trying to flame. I used to be a big fan of the original as well as TNG.
    However, the plotlines in B5 were far superior to anything on StarTrek, IMHO of course.
    Also, no Wesley Crusher type characters :-)

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    1. Re:There's always B5... by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      If you compare against genre (SciFi/Fantasy), both Trek and B5 stories fall flat against the classic Twilight zone, the old radio show X Minus One, Buffy, and if you get into movies, you're gonna have to beat stuff like Forbidden Planet, Blade Runner, if you're deep, End of Evangelion, if you think you're deep, the Matrix, and if you like fairy tales, The Princess' Bride and Labrynth. And if you include books... well, I'll have pity on B5 and Trek and stop now (although truth be told, Star Trek: New Frontiers was fun. Go Captain Calhoun!).

      Trek and B5 are two totally different things. Hell, Trek itself is quite different internally in what it has spanned. You can have a preference, certainly, but saying one is "better" is impossible - I could never get into B5 or DS9 because I don't watch TV regularly (I thank FX for showing Buffy back to back right after I jog in the morning and chewing through a season a week that I saw that). I like a story that wraps up in an hour or three. The B5 movies were great, except one stinker, and I know I missed a good chunk of what was going on because I haven't seen the whole series. Ah, well. For my television viewing habits, B5 isn't all that good. Does that make Trek better? Sure - for me. YMMV.

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    2. Re:There's always B5... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      B5 wasn't so much a soap opera as a long term *planned* plot, and that's what made it so good. In a soap opera, do you really think the writer(s) know in season 1 what the major underlying plot of seasons 2,3,and 4 will be? A soap opera is more random than B5 was. A soap opera is where people stay in the same situation, but their interpersonal relationships will change a bit over time. In that regard, I see the Rick Berman junk (Voyager, new Enterprise) as being closer to soap operas than B5 ever was. Which is really a shame, because Enterprise has the potential to be very interesting - seeing many first contacts, seeing the infancy of the earth fleet, seeing people deal with things for the first time that have become common practice later. But they waste the screen time on pointless touchy-feely junk (including an entire episode trying to find out what one crewman's favorite food is, for crying out loud) and don't follow up on any of the new stuff they encounter. If Enterprise was written like B5, with a long term overall plot in mind that can be revealed in small pieces to the audience, then it would have been tolerable and I'd still be watching it.

      And, NO B5 did not have technology as "more of a backdrop" than Star Trek did. B5 didn't have "TECH" sprinkled all over the scripts. Instead they made up a series of rules to the tech of the universe and consistently re-used them - for example the fact that hyperspace gating takes such enormous equipment that you either use stationary jump gates to do it for you, or you have to take along a giant capital ship big enough to hold the machinery to do it itself. The fact that some of the aliens had more advanced tech that let them make unassited jumps in smaller ships was one of the ways the show demonstrated that the aliens' tech was a bit ahead of the Earthlings.

      And most importantly, when they broke a major rule of physics in the show, they *knew it* and at least tried to offer a consistent explanation for it. For example, it's too expensive to film episodes where everyone is weightless, so they envision a rotating station to explain the gravity, and once they do that they *stick with it* and follow through to some logical conclusions, like mentioning that gravity is stronger in the outermost ring (called "downbelow"), and mentioning that different species tend to prefer living quarters in different rings, closely matching their homeworld gravity, and putting a transport tube through the middle, where the gravity is negligable. Technical stuff was more than just a backdrop to the show. Much of the plot of season three revolved around how to overcome the super tech the "shadows" had.

      Granted, I can see calling all that tech stuff "only a backdrop", since it was a bit vague, and still had many unexplained bits. But not when comparing to Star Trek, which has tech that is far more vague and unexplained. If you were comparing it to something like a Robert L Forward novel, then sure, that would be a valid point.

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    3. Re:There's always B5... by JahToasted · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dunno DeLen's servant dude was kinda annoying...

    4. Re:There's always B5... by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      The B5 movies were great, except one stinker,

      Heh, most B5 fans I know would say that the B5 movies were stinkers, except one great (In the Beginning). Just goes to show what different people are looking for in them. What was your stinker?

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    5. Re:There's always B5... by reallocate · · Score: 2

      Yep. It's called "writing".

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    6. Re:There's always B5... by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Resisting the urge to say "In the Beginning"... The one with the Sheen as one of the Soulkeepers, or whatever they were called. IMDB says it was Martin Sheen, and they were Soul Hunters.

      The rest of the movies were fun and had a good atmosphere, humor and tension. They weren't all great (I retract that term for Thirdspace), but they were all at least a good watch.

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    7. Re:There's always B5... by reallocate · · Score: 2

      That's the one. SciFi Channel reran it last night. I read a book.

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    8. Re:There's always B5... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      the plotlines in B5 were far superior to anything on StarTrek

      You mean, long-term story arcs that were elaborated over many episodes instead of being introduced and resolved in a single 42 minute show?
      Well, they got to point at Star Trek and say: "see, a sci-fi show can make money and last a long time, look at star trek" and so they got to have contracts that could include long-term story arcs.
      Its got nothing to do with Star Trek itself, its in the hands of the people who own and manage the franchise (die Berman DIE!).

      + I liked Wesley, its nice to have a kid you can relate too in the show you watch

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    9. Re:There's always B5... by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      uffy? BUFFY?

      Like you, I thought Buffy was Xena 90210, two shows I hated. I kept having 40something professionals, some of them pro-authors rant about it in glowing terms. I finally gave it a shot. Buffy does have possibly the tightest writing of any series in history, with minor remarks playing out three seasons later, nothing being throwaway, and some of the wittiest deadpan dialogue that flies over the heads of most audiances.

      Matrix: Human heat combined with a form of fusion? Oh give me a break. CopOUT. dont get me wrong, I loved the movie.

      Which is why I said 'if you think you're deep' - it's a fun movie, but not as deep as the audiance, unexposed to truely deep works, think. Still, I hold the universe to be a fantastic one. Neil Gaiman and Poppy Z. Brite's short stories set in it are fun.

      A great story like STAR WARS (original)

      Aka, King Arthur...

      B5 is a story that you can take out of SciFi and place it in any time with a few changes.

      Aye, but we're talking about the stories as written.

      I loved some of the Twilight Zone shows, but some sucked.

      True - but we're talking strictly about stories.

      The one where his wife would wake everyday and greet the sun just like she did on the last day of his life with her..

      I never said that B5 wasn't good - I just said that there are better genere story writing out there. It's not the end all be all of SF.

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  9. I like the predictable plots by Target+Drone · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it wasn't for the predictable plots you couldn't play The Star Trek the Drinking Game.

    1. Re:I like the predictable plots by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

      This is cool, but they forgot one important entry: The crew can't beam onto or off a planet, because at the crutial moment, there is too much "interferance." Hearing that really makes me want to drink.

  10. Holodeck plots by 1010011010 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think some of the ST:TNG shows with the holodeck and time-travel plots were fun (e.g., when Mark Twain was a character on the show). I like them for the same reason I like the "Q" episodes. YMMV, I suppose.

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    1. Re:Holodeck plots by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Where would the writers of the Matrix gotten a plot otherwise?"

      Doctor Who?

  11. Plot, splot by mmoncur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The writers of Star Trek aren't held back by anything other than their own incompetence. There are a million potential plots out there. For that matter, well-written characters and dialog can make a trite plot into a fine film.

    Granted, many plots were used by Wells or Bradbury or Burroughs long ago, but if you simplify things down to that level everything starts to look the same. If you wrote a 1-paragraph summary of all of the romantic comedy films ever made, for example, it would look like this:

    "Two characters who at first seem to have insurmountable differences meet and, through a series of comic moments, fall in love. A complication threatens to dash their hopes, but at the last moment everything works out."

    That doesn't mean all of these films are without value. Just most of them.

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    1. Re:Plot, splot by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      Indeed, the measure of a plot is its lack of formula or stereotype.

      Look at Home Improvement. Same goddamn show every week. The sequence of events was almost always the same.

      1) Someone has a problem.
      2) Tim gives shitty advice.
      3) Tim goes to his neighbor.
      4) Tim get's the gist (jist? sp?) of that advice, but misrepeats it for a cheap laugh
      5) Problem solved
      6) Tim blows something up

      Star Trek generally follows a formula but it's not nearly as bad as home improvement.

      Saying that ST lacks originality because all of the good ideas have been taken is a cop-out - yes, the bar has been raised, and it's hard to be completely original every week, but ST is just plain formulaic.

      Gibson, for example, never ceases to surprise me.

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    2. Re:Plot, splot by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

      You want repetitive plot lines? Two words: Scooby Doo.

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    3. Re:Plot, splot by MaxVlast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's why I'm so completely disappointed with Enterprise. It seems to be Voyager with darker sets. They have an amazing opportunity, and they seem to be blowing it. Even the time travel thing is stupid: why rely of plot gimmicks from the future when you have a world of opportunity available in your basic premise.

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    4. Re:Plot, splot by ErikTheRed · · Score: 5, Funny

      And they would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling slashdotters....

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    5. Re:Plot, splot by fm6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't blame the writers. The franchise is notorious for underpaying and even cheating writers. They seem to think that writers are like teamsters -- you only hire them because they have a strong union. So they spend millions on a special effects, and a few thousand on writing. Who neeeds a story, as long as you got lots of Good Stuff?

    6. Re:Plot, splot by Dirtside · · Score: 2
      "Two characters who at first seem to have insurmountable differences meet and, through a series of comic moments, fall in love. A complication threatens to dash their hopes, but at the last moment everything works out."
      "Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, girl dies in tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day."

      "Goodyear?"

      "No, the worst." -- The Naked Gun

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    7. Re:Plot, splot by unicron · · Score: 2

      And what's funny is, compared to MacGuyver, that shit's completely believable. Anyone remember the MacGuyver where he built a completely working single engine plane out of a CEILING FAN AND LAWN CHAIR!?

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    8. Re:Plot, splot by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      You want repetitive plot lines? Two words: Star Wars.

    9. Re:Plot, splot by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It could have thrown back to the original Orion Pirates, a thriving slave trade (green women, yay!), and lots of drinking: Saurian Brandy, Romulan Ale and Irish Whiskey. It could have been balls to the wall gritty, a new species around every corner, each angry and horny and wanting to get their blaster out first, green and blue and howling. It could have involved tech that breaks down all the time, alien sex and fistfights in a bar full of strange critters that don't ask questions.

      In other words, it could have been the Trek that fans write about, that the pro authors write about, that is faintly visible at the edges of Starfleet (Picard getting stabbed through his heart in a bar fight with Naussicans in his youth, the Caith dancer in STV:TUC (the catgirl), Rura Penthe, and so on...). It is shifted a bit towards that, but damn - the premere was so tantalizing, and they wound up going to the familiar gloss. If you're gonna do sex, do sex - not camera pans over a decontamination process. If you're gonna do violence, kickass and screw the bubble gum, *do* it - torture, barfights, and slavery.

      This is the prefederation universe - before Star Fleet was formed to patrol and help the member worlds. I see no real reason why there's any reason for the Federation - things aren't that bad. Show us the grit, the dirt, the machine oil encrusted ships that are patched together with sweat and duct tape and run by aliens who don't give a damn about humanity.

      Enterprise isn't about a group of races working together - it's about humans going out and tearing and clawing a place in the local galaxy. Only it's too much like TNG, where things are polished and peaceful.

      Bah.

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    10. Re:Plot, splot by MaxVlast · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right on, you bad-ass motherfucker.

      I want to see fights and green women with three breasts and I want to see a member of the crew get iced just because it's Wednesday. And I want to see dialog that doesn't sound like a freshman ethics class.

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    11. Re:Plot, splot by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      Hey! Don't mock the flying capabilities of lawn chairs!

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    12. Re:Plot, splot by Fjord · · Score: 2

      How about when he fixed the nuclear leak with a chocolate bar?

      Of course, if you want repetative plotlines, how about "the Transformers".

      Granted, the movie did shake things up a little. Plus it was a kids show

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    13. Re:Plot, splot by mccalli · · Score: 2
      "Two characters who at first seem to have insurmountable differences meet and, through a series of comic moments, fall in love. A complication threatens to dash their hopes, but at the last moment everything works out."

      Oh, so you've seen Bringing up Baby too...?

      Cheers,
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  12. And? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't all the Bond movies essentially have about three or four plots? What about Police Academy? Indeed, is there any series of movies that *doesn't* have the same few plots repeated again and again?

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    1. Re:And? by sckeener · · Score: 2

      Indeed, is there any series of movies that *doesn't* have the same few plots repeated again and again?

      I think you're right about series being predictable. I can't imagine PBS' Moll Flanders having a sequel. What other taboo could she break? What would it be called?

      'Ho strikes back!'
      'Return of the Ho!'

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    2. Re:And? by stratjakt · · Score: 2

      Yeah but Bond has always been full of colourful adversaries, neat-o gadgets, and cool action sequences. Star Trek (the newer TV incarnations) has the same baddies (Ferengi/Romulan/Klingon/Q), the same gadgets (phaser/transporter) and no cool action sequences to speak of.

      The movies of course, have some $ to throw into special effects, so you know if you sit still long enough somethings likely to explode.

      The original series, although there were repeaters (klingons), had them exploring 'strange new worlds' and 'boldly going where no man has gone before'. At least the baddies would change.

      NOW, Police Academy was art at its highest. HOW DARE YOU. Steve Guttenberg was a hero (dead at 54, and will truly be missed, but thats for another post) Plus the guy made all those noises. VROOM VROOM BEEP WAKAKA

      I reiterate, how dare you.

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    3. Re:And? by Jester99 · · Score: 2

      What are you talking about? The A-Team had a new and innovative way to construct a tank from virtually any spare automobile or airplane parts lying around and destroy some small guerilla detachment, why, every week!

    4. Re:And? by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      I'd agree with you about the Bond movies. I'm a latecomer to the series (yes, I know Sean Connery rules, blah blah, but I'm a young'n, and my first real impression of him was as Henry Jones Sr. Roger Moore was always James Bond to me, growing up). That said, I think that in the most recent Bond flick (The World Is Not Enough), we did actually get to see some character development for Bond, which is pretty rare in a series that depends on its main character being more or less unchanged at all times. ("With a cool, dry wit like that, I could be an action star.")

      Namely (spoilers ahead, if somehow you care about the details of a three-year old movie), at the end. There's a great internal struggle Bond has, deciding whether or not to kill Electra. And when he does, you can see that he's really unhappy about it. He even tosses off a trademark snappy one-liner, except he does it while barely managing to avoid a nervous breakdown. Unfortunately, he recovers all too quickly. I really think James Bond, of all people, would be great for a character study. Unfortunately, those involved with the production of Bond films are inevitably focused on the big-explosion blockbuster aspect.

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    5. Re:And? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      I think the Germans have an answer for that.. Jay Stile knows for sure

    6. Re:And? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      David Graf (Tackleberry) is the Police Academy cast member who died, and he was 50. He died nine days short of his 51st birthday of a heart attack.

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    7. Re:And? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Indeed, is there any series of movies that *doesn't* have the same few plots repeated again and again?

      Just like Kung Fu: "Seek brother and ass-land anybody who gets in the way after meditating about pebbles".

    8. Re:And? by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
      You forgot, start with a bang. Visit about seven locations and end with an even bigger bang and Bond having a quiet R & R with the romantic female lead. The Tete-a-tete may be threatened by the reintroduction of a minor villain. Oh and what about the attempts to kill Bond, not only over elaborate as you say, but the villain must explain in detail how it works (while stroking a cat). None of them realise if you capture Bond, you kill him. Immediately, poss after serving him a dry martini, stirred not shaken.

      The stories were mostly tosh, Flemming's original being updated beyond recognition. However they are all good fun. Bond films do not take themselves seriously, but they still do it with style. In the old days, a lot of the stunts and effects were cutting edge and set against a great background.

      How many Bond films have their been? A broad audience keeps going back. We even gladly watch them on TV and buy the Video/DVD. The Trek franchise doesn't really have that. The films aren't as much fun and the writers take themselves far to seriously, that is except the best Trek film of all, Galaxy Quest.

  13. Hmm, not gonna bother register for the NYT by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .. not for this drivel, at least.

    5 plots? I can sum up 99% of 'em with this:

    I stopped being a fan a couple years into TNG.

    It just became apparent that anything the 'franchise' does is just drying to squeeze a little more milk out of the cash cow. It's hardly good science fiction anymore.

    1) Big problem (alien, wormhole, time-loop, computer malfunction) presents itself.

    2) Bunch of yammering and melodrama and crappy dialogue, of the hollywood breed, which they no doubt think is interesting.

    3) 5 minutes into the end of the show Geordi (or whoever) goes 'I got it!' and yammers out some nonsense techno-babble which solves the problem.

    They could at least throw in a bunch of cool special effects, something.

    IMO the franchise has been coasting on nostalgia for years, god only knows how long it will last, though.

    Thats not to say that there's much better on TV. I plan on watching Smackdown! tonight, it's as intellectual as anything else on the toob.

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    1. Re:Hmm, not gonna bother register for the NYT by isorox · · Score: 2

      IMO the franchise has been coasting on nostalgia for years, god only knows how long it will last, though.

      I stopped downloading enterprise episodes a few months ago. Still watch stargate sg1, and have all the dvd's, but trek does seem to be slowing down even for a big fan (not nerdy gimp) like myself.

    2. Re:Hmm, not gonna bother register for the NYT by mblase · · Score: 2

      It just became apparent that anything the 'franchise' does is just drying [sic] to squeeze a little more milk out of the cash cow. It's hardly good science fiction anymore.

      "Space opera," not "science fiction." The latter is something Star Trek never was, nor ever seriously intended on being.

    3. Re:Hmm, not gonna bother register for the NYT by yobbo · · Score: 2

      I stopped being a fan a couple years into TNG.

      What incredible timing, you managed to tune out just when TNG started getting good!

    4. Re:Hmm, not gonna bother register for the NYT by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2
      .. not for this drivel, at least.

      5 plots? I can sum up 99% of 'em with this:

      I stopped being a fan a couple years into TNG.

      It just became apparent that anything the 'franchise' does is just drying to squeeze a little more milk out of the cash cow. It's hardly good science fiction anymore.

      1) Big problem (alien, wormhole, time-loop, computer malfunction) presents itself.

      2) Bunch of yammering and melodrama and crappy dialogue, of the hollywood breed, which they no doubt think is interesting.

      3) 5 minutes into the end of the show Geordi (or whoever) goes 'I got it!' and yammers out some nonsense techno-babble which solves the problem.

      They could at least throw in a bunch of cool special effects, something.

      IMO the franchise has been coasting on nostalgia for years, god only knows how long it will last, though.

      Thats not to say that there's much better on TV. I plan on watching Smackdown! tonight, it's as intellectual as anything else on the toob.


      I stopped reading Slashdot comments a couple of months after I started lurking.

      It just became apparent that anything the 'poster' says is just drying to squeeze a little more karma out of the moderators. It's hardly good reading anymore.

      1) Big problem (MS, DMCA, DRM, SSSCA, RIAA, MPAA) presents itself.

      2) Bunch of yammering and melodrama and crappy dialogue, of the seemingly educated breed, which they no doubt think is interesting.

      3) 5 words into the reply, the poster oversimplifies the problem and yammers out some nonsense babble which seems to solve the problem, only it doesn't.

      They could at least throw in a bunch of common sense, something.

      IMO the comments have been coasting on karma for years, god only knows how long it will last, though.

      Thats not to say that there's much better on the net. I plan on reading MSNBC.Com tonight, it's as intellectual as anything else on the web.

      Isn't it funny how you can oversimplify something and make it sound like everybody's an idiot for enjoing it? :)
  14. Category Time? by T-Kir · · Score: 2

    Hmm, and if /. has any more articles on Star Trek, it might be a good idea to have a little 'Star Trek' logo and category instead of 'Movies'....

    Just my 2 cents... or 2 strips of Gold Pressed Latinum I suppose.

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  15. It's the writer's and reviewers faults.. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    ST:whatever can have origional storylines.. I have seen many many MANY Sci-Fi movies that had great plotlines but were crippled by the fact that they were B-movies.

    Space based Genre has a TON of room to move and segway into billions of plotlines...

    Hell look at LEXX... I dont think that rehashed anything and can fit in the ST universe...

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  16. Agree: Time Travel, Holodeck, and Q plots suck by markwelch · · Score: 3, Insightful
    One of the reasons Voyager was so interesting, at least when it launched, was that it didn't do what so many Sci-Fi films have done before: it didn't rescue the heroes. But then they had episodes where things went really bad for the crew, and they got fixed by time travel, and of course the final episode was simply absurd on about a zillion levels.

    Some of the holodeck subplots were interesting - the notion of 'addiction' by Lieutenant Barclay in ST:TNG. Extending the technology by introducing the Doctor in Voyager seemed okay, but then extending to other "photonic life" in several different ways became strange: apparently there was some photonic life that didn't appear to require actual computers or holo-emitters (the absurd episode in which Janeway must become a B-movie queen), and then later we again see photonic beings who do require computers/holo-emitters.

    Of course, the real issue is that so many sci-fi plot points are impossible under the laws of physics as they are generally known (whether we're talking about the 1960's or 2002): faster-than-light travel, time travel, transporters, warp fields, subspace communication. Breaking the rules is what enables the plots to get interesting, and of course we all hope/believe/fantasize that what we imagine might one day be possible, since any sufficiently advanced technology is magic (Clarke).

    What I find most troubling are gaping inconsistencies, often made worse by implausible explanations. In one episode, the scanners can identify a single individual among billions on a planet with super-advanced technology, and then in the next they can't scan to find out what's inside a wad of Kleenex (exaggeration).

    One of the absurd, and often annoying, plot devices that is also sometimes one of the more amusing, is the notion that this crew of a few hundred (really just a dozen or so people who seem to actually do everything) can invent new technologies in a few hours, with half the ship's systems disabled, while huge teams of dedicated scientists with vast resources could not accomplish such work (apparently the only major technology invented by humans but NOT invented on Enterprise or Voyager, was the non-damaging warp technology that was introduced on Voyager).

    No question about it: the last episode of "Enterprise" last year took away just about everything that showed promise in the series: the notion that they were less advanced, less able, less knowledgeable than the later crews.

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    1. Re:Agree: Time Travel, Holodeck, and Q plots suck by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "One of the reasons Voyager was so interesting, at least when it launched, was that it didn't do what so many Sci-Fi films have done before: it didn't rescue the heroes. "

      you mean, like Giligans Island?

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    2. Re:Agree: Time Travel, Holodeck, and Q plots suck by Jerf · · Score: 2

      Sci-fi traditionally lets you extend current engineering, but requires a lot more of the author if you want to extend basic physics.

      Generally, we can take "realistic" sci-fi in this context to be anything that involves below-c travel, since it's hard to otherwise upper-bound the size of a spacecraft, even if we can't build any of them now. (Example: Larry Niven's exploration of moving ringworlds, which amounts to moving the majority of the solar system. Way the hell far out in engineering terms, but not, strictly speaking, a violation of physics. Even scrith, the material that the Ringworld is made out of, is not necessarily impossible, though I sure haven't got any idea how we'd make it, let alone in quantity.)

      There are several sci-fi treatments of such universes in the literature. But as the grandparent of this post observes, few, if any, of them make it into the movies. I suspect it's a combination of a lot of things; the slowing of the pace, the impossibility of explaining the limitations of the speed of light to a Star Wars "instant cross-galaxy communication, hours of travel time" audience, the inevitable sociological changes that accompany the return to multi-month communication delays... it would all just be above the average audiences head, and in a particularly ironic twist of fate, many movie goers would actually bitch about how unrealistic the movie was. (Sick world sometimes.)

    3. Re:Agree: Time Travel, Holodeck, and Q plots suck by schon · · Score: 2

      Extending the technology by introducing the Doctor in Voyager seemed okay, but then extending to other "photonic life"

      I stopped watching when Bill Gates "downloaded" the Doctor from the ship.

      Jebus H Christ, he was a computer program

      Apparently the writers couldn't wrap their heads around the fact that copying electronic information doesn't destroy it.

      Perhaps they believe that once they install something on their computer, they have to throw the CD away, because the program isn't on the CD anymore?

    4. Re:Agree: Time Travel, Holodeck, and Q plots suck by markwelch · · Score: 2
      In fairness, in that episode, and the one in which Leonardo da Vinco was "stolen," I think the idea was that the superior thieves intentionally deleted the Doctor's program (and other stuff) from Voyager's computer (after copying it) because they didn't want Voyager to retain those valuable assets.

      And arguably, it's easier to design software like that (self-modifying code, no less) if you know you'll never need to re-integrate two versions. That makes sense when the Doctor is "transferred" between the ship's computer and the holo-emitter, though again it would make sense to keep a backup copy in each place just in case the program is deleted in the other. That's the paradox we see when we have two Kirks, two Spocks, two Rikers, etc. -- from the moment of duplication (or division, in Kirk's case), it should really be impossible to safely re-integrate the two, because they've had difference experiences and their neural pathways are thus different.

      But the notion of sending the Doctor's program through an alien communications grid and NOT keeping a copy locally, is simply nuts. Why not send the program through, and keep the copy running locally -- there really was no need to send the entire program BACK to Voyager, just the data that Starfleet wanted to send back.

      By the way, I never quite understood how the doctor's mobile emitter could be left on a planet far from Voyager for hundreds of years before he was re-activated and could defend Voyager from blame for a race war -- and yet still be on Voyager all along. Since the mobile emitter is "future technology" and presumably thus can't be copied, I can't comprehend how it could be in two places at one time. Any ideas? or are we just supposed to assume that that one episode was an "alternative timeline" and pretend it never happened when watching all the other episodes?

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  17. Why not fans to help? by conan_albrecht · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why O Why do they not ask fans for help. Perhaps they have, but I do not remember it. Many ST fans know *everything* about the ST universe. They are usually geeks with quite informed and educated ideas about sci fi. Why not have a web page where fans can submit intelligent plots for new shows and films?

    I would bet the quality would be better and the originality would increase. Of course, I would think that Rick Berman and his writers would go through and professionalize the plots from the hollywood sense. But at least the ideas and general plot would come from those who live and die by the ST world: the fans!

    Perhaps I am placing too much confidence in those I've seen going to ST conventions and clubs. But then again, perhaps not. I'd personally pit them any day against a hollywood writer in coming up with original, science-based ideas.

    1. Re:Why not fans to help? by UberOogie · · Score: 2
      That one is simple:

      B&B don't give a damn about ST fans. They have always been about going after the non-fanboy audience and completely ignoring what came before.

      Their track record speaks for itself.

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    2. Re:Why not fans to help? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      Oh, come on! If Berman gave a shit about the fans they never would have altered history. I mean the ST "history" that is. Glaring example: First Contact. In TOS we learned the Vulcans knew about humans for years, and out of prudence kept their distance, because humans seemed, well, human (illogical, unpredictable, prone to violence). They only made first contact when one of their ships was in trouble and they thought the humans might help. Kirk (i think it was Kirk) asks why they risked it, and the answer was (I'm sure you can guess): "It seemed the logical thing to do."

      Years later Berman changes that and NOW the Vulcans contacted us as soon as we lit up our first warp coil. Yeah, right -- is the new version really in character for the Vulcans? Berman doesn't give a shit about Roddenberry or anything he did, so why do you think he cares about what the fans think? The whole reason for ending TNG and starting DS9 was to get full control of the franchise, not because the fans wanted a change.

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    3. Re:Why not fans to help? by xenoweeno · · Score: 2

      Why O Why do they not ask fans for help.

      They did. TNG adopted an open script submission policy in season 3. Contrary to what another poster says, viewer submissions weren't automatically more likely to be the stinkers. The book "Captains' Logs: The Unauthorized Complete Trek Voyagers" has the details on which scripts were submissions.

  18. 5 plots? by bahamat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, maybe so, but the categorization sucks. You can't lump Kahn in with Sybock (a gay vulcan), and Ru'Afo (a piece of drift wood).

    But what does it matter? It took voyager 7 seasons to come up with only 3 plots. In my estimation we're ahead of the game here.

  19. Supposed to be a movie review? by KenDaMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I felt like the article lacked foundation. Sounds like the guy heard about a 30 second trailer that his cousin uncle saw and decided to flamebait every Star Trek fan.

    He uses extremely vague suppositions to catogorize the Star Trek series and doesn't even include every movie in his 5 plot categories.

    He might as well lump them all into the good versus evil category.

    I would have to say that even with redundant plots, each movie was entertaining in its own rights.

  20. Answer is in the article by Rupert · · Score: 2

    This is the 10th film. 10 is even, so the film is going to be good.

    Given that the TNG cast are all about ready for the knackers yard, can we presume that film 11 will be Voyager, and thus suck royally on at least two counts?

    Actually there were lots of things I liked about Voyager, but they're not the things that would make a good movie. Apart from 7 of 9. And it won't be that kind of movie, I'm sure.

    The Self-Made Critic has a more detailed scoring scheme for Star Trek movies in his review of Insurrection. We'll see how accurate it is after Nemesis.

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    1. Re:Answer is in the article by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      what about the search for spock?, but yeah, otherwise the odd ones sucked, TMP and V were horrible, and generations was terrible, insurection was allright, but it wasnt as good as first contacy

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  21. Kind of off base by Microsift · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The crew of the Enterprise goes back to an earlier century on Earth, to make sure that history happens as it should ("S.T. IV: The Voyage Home"; "S.T. VIII: First Contact")."

    This is an interesting interpretation of the Episode IV story-line. The crew did not go back in time to prevent someone from changing history as they did in VIII. Rather the crew went back in time to change history. The Borg didn't go back and kill the Whales, the humans did it all by themselves!

    Anyway, I'm not sure this guy watched either movie, and some of the Star Trek movies do suck, but the plots don't over lap that much...

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    1. Re:Kind of off base by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      In the un-modified version of the world, whales die out and there aren't any left. In the modified version, some are sent forward in time to after the wiping out, so that they are not wiped out anymore. Since this resulted in stopping the uber whalesong transmission (kinda silly, really) that was ruining civilization as we know it, that's a pretty damn big alteration of history.

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    2. Re:Kind of off base by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      The operating word there is that history happens as it "should" which constitutes an ethical choice.

      The whales didn't live, but we think they *should* have (to appease our moral/ethical misgivings). So time is changed to be the way it *should* be (that is, to our benefit).......we wouldn't feel it right if our civilization was wiped out by an alien force. So we think we have a moral imperitive, that we *should* do anything to deflect it.. Thats exactly what happens w/ S.T. IV.

      So both IV and VIII are examples of going back in time to change things to reflect how they *should* be.

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    3. Re:Kind of off base by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      In one version, the history is that whales are gone. In the other, they are not. That extinction is an event that occurred in the HISTORY of the show, not the present of the show.

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    4. Re:Kind of off base by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      I'm not saying they made an ethical choice in the movie, I'm saying that deciding what timeline "should" be is an ethical choice...and hence both plots are going back in time to make things the way they "should" be.

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  22. It's not all about plot... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... it's about character. A good deal of both DS9 and TNG (arguably both really good shows, whether you like Trek or not) was about character interaction. I'll give you an example:

    There's an ep of DS9 where Will Riker's duplicate (transporter accident in an ep of TNG) stole the Defiant and went off to give the Cardassians hell.

    One could very easily dismiss that ep as "Oh geez, dude steals a ship, fires the guns a few times, and gives up when he's outnumbered. What an original plot. *sarcasm*"

    However, that wasn't the interesting part of the episode. The interesting part was WHY Riker's duplicate did this. He was stranded alone on a planet for 8 years. When he was recovered, he couldn't live up to success that the Riker that made it off the planet enjoyed.

    When you watch this ep, you're lead to believe that the Riker duplicate was going for the 'greater good' trying to uncover some Cardassian plot. What was really going on was he was hoping to quickly turn himself into a hero, even if it meant death for him.

    There were other interesting details of the episode, but I just wanted to make that little point: Plot isn't everything. Here's a case where scifi gave birth to a situation not likely to happen in reality, and gave the audience an interesting glimpse into a fictional world.

    Frankly, I think Enterprise would be a lot more popular if people understood this concept. The 'plot' of the episodes isn't the strong point, the development of the characters is. That's what it's all about.

    1. Re:It's not all about plot... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know, this is an interesting point. A lot of the plots we find refreshing and original in all fiction are, at their heart, boring rehashes. There just aren't that many effective actions anymore; if there's no rape, murder or suicide, it will take a lot more skill to get us callous viewers to care. However, the motivations of the characters are what makes everything seem refreshing. A man killing another man in rage is hackneyed, as is a man killing another for money. But a man killing another man for money, but who must pretend it was rage when caught to protect his employer, is a different plot entirely. And the difference of motivation need not be so complex...a simple juxtaposition of expected roles can make a plot seem refreshing as well -- I'm thinking of the surprise turn in Sixth Sense, which was refreshing even if it was predictable.

      Villains who are out for something besides pride, money or power are difficult to craft but make a plot so much more interesting. I like me a villain who doesn't consider himself one (and who, from a point of view, might not be...i'm talking Castro here, not Hitler), or a hero who wonders if he's working for the right cause.

      The trick of course is making all the characters act in ways that aren't typical to their typecast. Han Solo was original when he was written, when it became apparent he was truly in love with Leia and not merely a womanizer. Twenty years later I can't believe Hayden Christiansen, because his affair is almost a crystaline structure of love and war. There is no believable resistance to his affair with Padme. But of course, that may just be my own callousness and lack of disbelief through seven years of literary study.

      I wonder how these films look to my brother, who at 13 has yet to be inundated with cliche Sci-Fi?

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    2. Re:It's not all about plot... by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem I had with most of the new Star Trek characters is that they are still very shallow. They all tended to be stiff like-butlers and rarely every show true emotion. It is like everyone is a vulcan want-to-be. I cannot even count the times that crew members sit(in TNG) and talk like civilized people about some emotional dilemma that is confronting them, but regardless of which two or three characters they use they are all speaking in the same manner, same tone with very little heart.

    3. Re:It's not all about plot... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "I presume you are thinking of 'Me2' (where Rimmer creates an alternative holographic version of himself) _or_ are you thinking of 'RimmerWorld' (where Rimmer creates 'Real Life' clones of himself) or things like 'TimeSlides' and 'Future Echoes' and 'Statis Leak' (where the crew meet each other) or 'Parallel Universe' and 'The Inquisitor' and 'Demons & Angels' and 'OUROBORUS' (where the crew meet alternative versions of themselves)?
      Or have I missed a 'twin plot' Red Dwarf episode? I suppose it depends on the definition of a 'twin plot'.... "


      He was probably thinking of Me2, since it's most closely related to the Riker/Riker episode of DS9 he mentioned.

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  23. Time travel plots exposed! by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Rule #1 about Star Trek time travel plots: If the crew goes back in time, it's good. If the crew is visited by someone from the future, it's bad.

    Seriously, think about it. "Voyage Home", good. "Time's Arrow" (TNG, Mark Twain), ok. "Past Tense" (DS9, American ghetos in the 21st centry), good. "Tomorrow is Yesterday" (TOS, airforce thinks Enterprise is UFO), ok.

    Compare those to the Voyager finale, crap. The episode where Worf's son comes back from the future to kill himself, dumb. Anything in Voyager involving the Starfleet Time Cops from the future, ugh.

    The weird one is the Voyager episode where the crew is attacked by someone from the 29th century and is thrown back to 1996. It has a little of each, but in the end they kill Bill Gates, so that episode officially rocks. :-)

    Think about it, it really is true. Of course, that does not bode well for "Enterprise", as their big plot arc is all about being visited by the Voyager Time Cops over and over again. *groan*

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    1. Re:Time travel plots exposed! by yobbo · · Score: 2

      Think about it, it really is true. Of course, that does not bode well for "Enterprise", as their big plot arc is all about being visited by the Voyager Time Cops over and over again. *groan*

      Braga can't resist going for the cookie jar. Expect the temporal cold war premise of the first season to get chucked out over night once he gets the go ahead to throw the romulan war into the series. (i.e. when the ratings continue their downward trend)

    2. Re:Time travel plots exposed! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Compare those to the Voyager finale, crap. The episode where Worf's son comes back from the future to kill himself, dumb. Anything in Voyager involving the Starfleet Time Cops from the future, ugh."

      There was an episode of Deep Space Nine where Sisko keept popping in and out into the future. Jake, Sisko's son, dedicated his life to figuring out how to bring his dad back.

      If memory serves (it's been years since I've seen it), there was some technobabble trick to get Sisko back. That wasn't the spine of the episode, though. What really carried the story was Sisko's realization that his travels through time were ruining his son's life. He not only got a chance to see his son all grown up, but he also got a chance to see how dedicated Jake was to him.

      That was one of the coolest time travel eps I had ever seen.

  24. Anyone Rememebr The Last Few Season of Voyager? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

    holodeck, borg, holodeck, borg, aliens doing something to the crew and only seven and the doctor know whats going on, holodeck, something happens and only seven and the doctor know whats going on, holodeck....

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    1. Re:Anyone Rememebr The Last Few Season of Voyager? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      the soultion to everything, the universal translator, there were a few episodes where it didn't work tho

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  25. Re:In case NYTs ever gets /.ed by bahamat · · Score: 2, Informative

    quit yer karma whoring, they never have in the past. Modrators! Pay no attention to the karma whore with a reprint!

  26. Some time travel episodes are quite good! by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    No, not the travel back to earth in the past kind. Those really suck. But I really like the paradox and causality loop kind of things. Reaction being observed before the action and throwing everyone for a loop (pardon the pun). That last episode of STTNG, I really liked. I also liked some of the Voyager ones (and Janeway saying that she swore she'd never wanted to be in one). That 'Year of Hell' was a good one, too. Time Travel can be fun, as long as it isn't going back and revisiting a known past.

  27. Character Development by RailGunner · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think that one of the reasons the Star Trek franchise has been successful is the character development. Characters in the Star Trek series have tended to have much better depth then characters on many other shows. Fans of the Trek series learn character's backgrounds, and gain insight as to WHY a character would react a certain way. The series also does not ignore culture, but makes it a part of that character (Spock and Worf, for example).

    Many of my favorite Star Trek episodes are the ones that take place almost entirely on the bridge - almost Shakesperean in the lack of different sets. The story is character driven, not event driven. The story becomes more about how the characters react to the situation, and how they interact with one another, and less about "Hey the Romulans just shot as us".

    An earlier poster is right, plot is defined as a struggle - whether it's man vs. man, man vs. nature, or man vs. himself. While unfortunately the Next Generation did use a lot of technobabble to save the day during the plot's climax, it's mostly forgivable - For the sake of the storyline we're supposed to accept the fact that Geordi LaForge and Data are *extremely smart*... Same goes for Spock on the Original Series. Other stories where the climax was resolved a different way, like through a violent confrontation it was usually Riker and Worf (or Kirk) who kicked ass and took names. When it was a tactical battle, it was Picard (or Kirk) who used his superior strategy to save the day. When it was a medical crisis, you could count on Pulaski or Crusher to handle it. (Or Bones..) There are a finite number of ways to resolve a conflict, and Star Trek seems to use all of them - even running away and asking Q to get them the hell away from the Borg.

    Other television shows, in my humble opinion, would be wise to take some cues from Star Trek and become more character driven and less event driven.

  28. The Hero With A Thousand Faces by re-Verse · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are only a few stories to be told. One of the largest - the main story - goes something like this.


    1. Hero is confronted with unbeatable challenge / unsurmountable odds.

    2. Hero experiences personal growth/enlightenment

    3. Hero overcomes challenge / odds.


    The matrix? Star Wars? Lord of the Rings? There is nothing wrong with the recycling of ideas in film or books or anything. Its part of human nature.. there are only so many ideas.

    The Hero with a Thousand Faces is a book that explores this very idea. Its worth checking out.

  29. Re:Damn NYT articles... by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

    Or you could register for the damned thing. It's not like it's difficult.

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  30. "The Myth of Superman" (& Star Trek too) by mactari · · Score: 5, Informative

    Umberto Eco points this out in his article The Myth of Superman (I'm afraid a quick google only turned up this synopsis, not the whole text). Here are some key quotes from that link, and, I assume, the article (come on, it's been nearly six years since I've read it! :^D Maybe I did earn that B.A. degree after all...). I try to recall a few more important bits below.

    Traditional mythic heroes were governed by a law, therefore these heroes were predictable and held no suprises for the audience.

    ... and ...

    Authors preferences are not considered when writing a novel. They are forced to write along the guidelines of a cultural model. In this case, "authors. . .construct on a small scale 'analogous' models which mirror the larger one."

    Basically the deal was that if you started at A and went to B, you might pass through C or D or E but your story must end up at A again or you'll have spoiled the myth.

    There's only so much a mythical figure can do (or mythos o' figures). Here are some of the more horrendous deviations from the "A leads to B leads to A again" that I can think of off-hand (a little Spidey-centric, I'm afraid):

    * The brilliant folk at Marvel kill off Aunt May. (She's back now)
    * The brilliant folk at Marvel decide Spider-Man is really a clone. (The clones have all disappeared now)
    * The brilliant folk at DC kill off Superman and then have several return. (I think we're back to one, but I don't read Superman)
    * Patrick Duffy leaves Dallas. :^) (Last season was a dream!)
    * Felix Lieter (sp) has his leg eaten by a shark in Licensed To Kill. (Haven't fixed that yet, but they did ditch Dalton, even if it isn't his fault that movie stunk to high heaven)

    This is why, I believe, these fictional stories rarely do things that are irreversable, like have Peter Parker age [much] or main characters get married (last I looked, Marvel was still struggling with that one, even having MJ disappear). It's also why shows tend to die after the leading man & woman get romanticly involved -- see Moonlighting. Or why they die when they switch tone -- see all those Carol Burnett[-esque] episodes later on in Magnum, P.I.

    So, in one sense, the reason Star Trek is always the same is the same reason everyone was on pins and needles when Diane left Cheers. :^) Anyhow, it's no surprise Star Trek is often similar. It's part of the myth that "resonates with our archetypes". Hey, someone much smarter than me said that. Stop making fun. :^)

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    1. Re:"The Myth of Superman" (& Star Trek too) by D'Arque+Bishop · · Score: 2
      * Felix Lieter (sp) has his leg eaten by a shark in Licensed To Kill. (Haven't fixed that yet, but they did ditch Dalton, even if it isn't his fault that movie stunk to high heaven)


      Don't expect them to, either. It's actually a bit interesting, in a way... just as several of the later Bond films had scenes from various books and short stories cut in (For Your Eyes Only was a blend of the short stories "For Your Eyes Only" and "Risico", for example), Felix's mauling in License to Kill actually occured in the book version of Live and Let Die, which was the SECOND of Fleming's Bond books. Throughout the rest of the series, Felix had an artificial arm and leg, and was a PI and reserve CIA agent only.

      So, major changes don't ALWAYS make for a bad situation... you just have to handle it well. :)

      Just my 2 pence...
    2. Re:"The Myth of Superman" (& Star Trek too) by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      This is why, I believe, these fictional stories rarely do things that are irreversable, like have Peter Parker age [much] or main characters get married (last I looked, Marvel was still struggling with that one, even having MJ disappear).
      ... and this is why, all his many faults aside, Joe Straczynski was an absolute genius in designing Babylon 5. By building in an explicit ending, he freed himself to make the major changes necessary -- in both the characters and the larger fictional world -- to keep the show fresh and to keep viewers a little off-edge. You can't do that when your prime directive is to Protect the Franchise.
  31. Old Metallica Joke by Mignon · · Score: 2
    Reminds me of an old joke, told, I think, about Metallica:

    Two dudes are listening to a new Metallica album.
    Dude 1: Dude, all these songs sound the same!
    Dude 2: Yeah, but Dude, it's a good song!

  32. Re:Parallells to comics by demo9orgon · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Respectfully, the analogy to comics doesn't really broach the true nature of the problem. Comics can do about anything, and are really quite inventive. Television shows, at over $1million a hour have to be a known quantity/quality.

    As consumers of entertainment, we're like so many other people who have had macaroni-and-cheese. Sure, it's almost always the same, but then we could add meat, or maybe some veggie, or change the shape of the pasta...it's still Mac-and-cheese, and it's a staple.

    If a writer develops something so completely new, it would be out of wack with established mythologies, motivations and have complex characters which require the viewer to be intimate with details that can only exist outside the plot and we shouldn't be surprised if 90% of the audience is going to be unmoved. Even the greek playwrights wrestled with the problem of innovation/alienation and resigning themselves to telling the same tired story again and again...because it's what the people want. If anybody wants to point a finger, the need to go to the mirror. We have a problem, and like most of them, it's us. :-)

    It's not a problem with writers, or producers. They're successful if they make a good show of any genre. It's the audience that's lacking here, and like death, taxes, and teens having babies the problem is human nature...and it's just one of the salient points on which the species sucks. If we were smart, we'd be trying to have AI's invent entire fantasy worlds and giving them only the more basic rules have them create media. Of course, that's a bit too much like next-century and if it did work, the complainers in meat-space would probably kill it.

    If the person who somehow got this whining on the front of slashdot would just sit down and try writing/publishing something that doesn't fit into the same tired categories, I'm sure they would have a much better understanding of the problem--rather than just come off as a complainer.

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  33. Repetitive plots by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 2
    I have to admit that there are only so many unique plots out there, and most of them have been well used by HG Well's time.

    The same is true for any branch of literature. Science fiction has a much wider range of possible plots than mainstream fiction. The point is that they don't develop these plots in any interesting way.

    Look at Johnny Mnemonic. They took a pretty good short story, and made a pretty boring movie out of it. There is lots of good science fiction to make movies out of. Hollywood does not want to make movies that require people to think, which is the whole point of science fiction, not blowing stuff up.

  34. Only So Many Plots by pyrrho · · Score: 2, Informative
    I hate it when people say "there are a limited number of plots", imo, it's nonsense. There are only so many plots that taste like sugar, play to preconcieved notions and which thereby are likely to be hockable to the mass public of media consumers --- there are a limitted number of boring and pointless plots!


    All the plots were explored by Shakespeare... by the Bible, I've heard it all... PROVE IT!


    limited imagination, if you ask me... which you didn't. For example... Stanislaus Lem's plots... try to map them to HG Wells and find yourself making quite a big stretch.

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  35. Holodeck by vanyel · · Score: 2
    I personally would pay Berman/Braga et al $20 if they never have a holodeck or time-travel-based plot ever again.

    Au contraire! I was afraid the holodeck would be terribly misused when they introduced it, but some of the most interesting and creative episodes involve the holodeck, albeit in the series, not the movies:

    • Ship In A Bottle

      Moriarity makes the crew think they're not in the holodeck, then <spoiler deleted>

    • It's Only A Paper Moon

      Holodeck lounge singer Vic shows Nog a reason for living

    • A Matter Of Perspective

      Using the holodeck to recreate testimony and look at different viewpoints

    • Hollow Pursuits

      Holodeck addiction --- something that would be a real problem

    • Booby Trap

      Using the holodeck as a simulator, what would probably be one of its most useful uses

    While they aren't always the best episodes otherwise, it's not because of the holodeck, and some are among the best...

  36. Re:get real by stratjakt · · Score: 2

    Not 6 plots, 6 conflicts on which to base the story. Man v Man, Man v Himself, Man v Nature, with either man or the other winning, of course the concept of a 'tie' would make for 9 conflicts..

    The plot is the specific details of the plot. The events, setting, resolution make up the plot.

    Anyone who has taken a "hardcore writing course" (btw, thats an oxymoron) would know that.

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  37. Re:In case NYTs ever gets /.ed by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

    either because our technology is more advanced than our ethics ("S.T.: The Motion Picture")

    Except that ST:TMP had nothing to do with our tech being more advanced than our ethics. ST:TMP was the fact the V'ger was lost, and came looking for its creator in order to fulfill its programming, and nobody knew what it was or how to make it happy.

    Maybe the author of the original article should go back and watch TMP (painful though it might be)...

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  38. I believe it's been said.... by mblase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...that there are only five basic plots worth writing about in existence. They boil down to Romance (good person meets true love), Redemption (bad man turns good), Justice (good person is elevated), Tragedy (good person is fallen), and Quest (good person saves everything). Whether the person in question is in conflict with one other, many others, nature, or himself, they all come down to that.

    So "Star Trek" tends to be formulaic. So what? So's everything else that's ever been written; it's a matter of how well it's written that draws or repels us, which is why "The Wrath of Khan" is so popular and "Generations" is less so.

    1. Re:I believe it's been said.... by Saeger · · Score: 2
      Just saw a movie called Funny Games. I went through the whole movie expecting the good guys to eventually win... but they don't. >:-) I actually wanted to strangle the fuckers in this movie.

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  39. "Q" --- Re:Holodeck plots by snilloc · · Score: 2
    I am rather surprised that Q hasn't been a movie plot, though I suppose a conflict with the Romulans were a bit overdue too. Q was involved in the first AND last TNG episodes... sort of a hallmark of the series.

    However, a Romulan-based plot could be postponed in order to use John Delancy (sp?) before he gets too old. I mean, how much should an immortal, omnipotent being age? I would say not too much.

    Additionally, once upon a time, I heard a vague and unreliable rumor that they were going to kill Data because Spiner decided that he was type-cast. (And I suppose being typecast as a single character that is impossible to duplicate elsewhere would be somewhat limiting ;-)

  40. Plot vs. Motif by pmancini · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are so many places they could go with their plot motifs (Man vs. Himself can be seen in the motif of a stranded person surving the odds and their personal self-doubt until rescued, for example.) Science fictions offers endless variety of these!

    Cambellian science fiction was all about asking "What if?" Where has that gone with this franchise? Technobabble, non-sense and special effects usually. The problem Trek has been accused of often is not thinking about the consequences of certain technologies. Great examples are missed opportunities with cloaking and teleportation or explaining how the toilets on the Enterprise work (if in fact they are connected in some obscure way with the food replicator).

    In stead of asking a What If question about technology we are usually instead given a song and dance routine by Data, a sexual episode between data and a real woman, a lame space battle (sit down B5 folks already) or some dumb ass plot where they come across a planet populated ONLY by Gangsters/Sou Chefs/Half Naked Californians.

    Oh, and one more plot about dystopia and I will scream.

    I'm not asking that they make their movies as stunningly boring as, say anything written by Robert L. Forward (*great* scientist - lousy story teller in my humble opinion). But get some real writters: David Brin, Greg Bear, Vernor Vinge even! These guys could take that Franchise where No Science Fiction Franchise has ever gone before!

    Well, that's my piece. Thanks for listening.
    --Peter

  41. Talk about repetitive plots. Slashdot the movie!!! by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 2

    An exciting epic featuring all the repetitive sagas of a daily news site. Including a giant karma sucking troll as the head of the evil M$ Corporation. Featuring repeated posts from the NY Times (registry required) of the latest plot of the M$ troll to takeover the world (Killer asteroid, robbing us of music, this mysterious disease BSD that they all keep talking about.). Popular polls of where the geek masses eat, sleep, drink, and #@!%. The heroes of our film? A dynamic duo of CmdrTaco and his little buddy CowboyNeal.

    I think we could develop this into one of great film franchises of history. I hear that a cadre of circus chickens are lined up to direct.

    Ideas?

  42. Mirror by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

    did it bug anyone else that voyager never did an alternate universe episode, not that it wouldn;t have been as nonsensecal as their time travel plots, but its one of those thigns that bridges the different series, like Q, a friend of mine said in the mirror universe vayger wasn;t stranded in the delta quadrant, btu it still would have been an interesting episode ps, i didn't ever watch TNG that much, did they ever do a mirror ep?

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    1. Re:Mirror by yobbo · · Score: 2

      They did. Sort of =) Episode 2x21 "deadlock"

    2. Re:Mirror by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      1st season ep: "Non Sequiter" (OK, it was just Harry, not the ship, but still...)

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  43. One missing by hburch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the four plots listed are `an exhaustive summary of what can happen in a "Star Trek" movie', why is Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country missing?

  44. Trek mired in it's own "universe" by decipher_saint · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The reason why I like ToS more and more is the fact that the writers were only constricted by the Roddenberry "bible" (which at the time was quite loose and open to speculation).

    The way I see it, over the years Trek writers have been slowly building a fence around themselves and now they find that they are creativly constricted.

    They are trying to break out of the mold with Enterprise, but consider that they have already had a "holodeck" AND a "time travel" episode. I think they (the writers, et al) have forgotten that Trek at it's heart is about discovery, adventure and humanity.

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  45. Re:What about Ender? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

    i heard they're looking to cast jake loyd as ender, imo too old, to blonde, and almost as whiney and annoying as luke and wesley

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  46. Shakespeare sucks by edwinolson · · Score: 2, Funny

    The same thing can be said about Shakespeare, so therefore he must be an awful writer. In fact, it's even worse than Star Trek--he only has three plots!

    - Tragedy: Someone has a flaw that ultimately leads to their demise.

    - Comedy: misunderstandings and odd characters combine. Hilarity ensues.

    - Histories: An elaboration and dramatization of historical events and people.

    Wow. Shakespeare sucks.

  47. People won't watch STX for the plot by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

    They'll watch it because they want to see Picard, Worf, Data and Troi again.

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  48. The only ones to get it... by pmancini · · Score: 2

    The only ones to get your cryptic reference are those born to laugh at tornados.

    Was(!Was)

  49. Re:Trek plots vs anything else? by stratjakt · · Score: 2

    Scooby Doo: I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those lousy kids and their dog!

    Friends: 20-something "hipster" losers make sarcastic comments

    Every other sitcom: See "friends"

    If you want originality you gotta start watching cartoon network. I'm serious. Esp. the Adult Swim (both the Anime and 'funny' incarnations)

    Aqua Team Hunger Force Assemble!

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  50. Re:Trek plots vs anything else? by stratjakt · · Score: 2

    yes i contradicted myself by slamming scooby doo and praising cartoon network in the same post

    so i'll take the liberty of flaming myself.

    I hope he can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as i can. (Moonenite - Aqua Team Hunger Force)

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  51. Personally, I'll wait... by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

    ...for Star Trek XI: The Tribbles Strike Back.

  52. I'd pay $200.00 if they let the franchise die. by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    It's time they stopped milking this dead cow and let it rest. With the exception of II, IV and VI, they all sucked. One great movie, two resaonably good mivies and seven pieces of festing dog vomit. That's one screwed up track record.

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    1. Re:I'd pay $200.00 if they let the franchise die. by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      The only one worse than IV was V, and I'm wavering even on that.

      At least IV had some moments that teetered on the edge of being humorous. V was just a giant turd that fell out of Shatner's ass, which he tried to wipe on 70mm film stock.

      Humorous alternate titles for the odd-numbered Treks:

      Star Trek: The Motionless Picture
      Star Trek III: The Search For Plot
      Star Trek V: Oh God, Book 14,763
      Star Trek: Genitalia
      Star Trek: Inflammation

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  53. You think about Bond movies for plots? by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2


    Christ, I just watch them for the explosions and sassy ladies.

    And, of course, the opening credits.

  54. Re:Trek plots vs anything else? by JohnG · · Score: 2

    If MacGuyver and the A-Team didn't build some really cool piece of machinery from Duct tape and a few pipes every episode, or someone didn't didn't get screwed on the Soap Operas would anybody watch it? I think those are the things people tune in for.

  55. Weasely Crusher! by RatBastard · · Score: 2
    You forgot the Weasel Epsisodes!

    1. Wesley "The Weasel" Crusher does something mind-boggingly stupid that puts the entire ship in jeopardy.
    2. There is much gnashing of teeth.
    3. Weasely Crapper pulls head out of rectum and solves the problem.
    4. The Big Scary Black Monster kills the kid in the red shirt and everyone eats icecream.

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  56. Never been the same since Geen L Coon died. by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    Gene L Coon is why the first series was so good. Look at the first three seasons of Next Generation if you don't beleive me.

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  57. Why 'Kahn is so great by Latent+Heat · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The reason 'Kahn is head and shoulders above any other Star Trek, movie or TV, classic or NG, is that Kirk is so down-to-earth.

    He takes a ship out with a training crew, doesn't follow Mr. Savik (Kirstie Allie's) advice about raising deflectors when the Grissom doesn't respond and gets the guts tore out of the Enterprise. We then find that the Federation has some kind of gadget they shouldn't be messing with, and the designer is the progeny of Kirks chronic "fooling-around" having caught up with him, who is as bloody-minded as the old-man Kirk himself. And to straighten out the whole mess, Kirk ends up sacrificing his best friend Spock.

    This thing with Kahn is sort of like Bush and Saddam -- we know that Kahn is crazy, but if you think about it, Kahn has some legitimate grievances that Kirk has on his conscience.

    There is no other Star Trek that gives that level of character development to either Kirk or Kirk's nemesis.

    On the subject of the decline of Trek, the technobable bugs me the worst -- I saw this promo piece with Levar Burton explaining that they write "technobable" as a line in the script to call on a consultant to fill something in.

    Classic Trek didn't have techno-babble. Enterprise would get enveloped with some kind of multi-color thing, Kirk would bark "Spock, what is that?" and Spock would stare into his science station Tektronix terminal hood and say "I don't know, it isn't registering on our sensors." Compared to NG, Classic Trek was high concept -- they wouldn't try to explain it like one shouldn't try to explain the Monolith in 2001.

    1. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by geoswan · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Hey, mod this guy up. This post contains some new and interesting thoughts.

      Yes, the technobabble aspect really bugged me too. "Assume a synchronous orbit above the South Pole." Sheesh.

      Now I am going to repeat some stuff I pointed out in an earlier Star Trek thread.

      Nicholas Meyer saved Star Trek. The original star trek series was cancelled -- early -- with only 79 episodes in the can. Roddenbery had blown his wad producing Star Trek: The Motionless Picture, which, at $35,000,000 in 1979 dollars was a very expensive bomb. Meyer directed ST:twok for just $11,000,000 . Not only was it the best ST movie. But it was the cheapest, and the most lucrative.

      Meyer wrote ST: The Voyage Home and ST: The Undiscovered Country, and directed ST:tuc.

      Like Michael Crighton Meyer didn't go to film school, he went to Medical school.

      Oh yeah, ST:twok is my favourite ST movie. And Galaxy Quest is my second favourite.

    2. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      Yes, the technobabble aspect really bugged me too. "Assume a synchronous orbit above the South Pole." Sheesh.

      Thats perfectly possible, assuming you are in a powered craft. Its only not possible if you are in a free-fall (non-powered) orbit.

    3. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by geoswan · · Score: 2
      Thats perfectly possible, assuming you are in a powered craft. Its only not possible if you are in a free-fall (non-powered) orbit.

      Hold on. Do me a favour. Take a look at this site.

      Then can you tell me if you think using your 23rd Century space drive to hover over the south pole meets this definition of "orbit"?

      Or you can use this definition . or this one , or this one , or this one , or this one .

    4. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      Kahn is nothing like Bush. He is a million times smarter and more interesting. OK, maybe the part about being crazy it true.

      Saddam being like Kirk is a more intereting comparison. Both seem like shoot-from-the-hip, anti-establishment swashbuckling types, who don't have a whole lot under their command but try to change the world anyway with what they do have. Still, I don't think Kirk has the same means-to-ends mentality as Saddam.

    5. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by GMontag451 · · Score: 2

      Of the sites that you posted that actually had a definition, they all had the same one, namely an orbit is the path an object takes around a star, planet, or moon. The definition says nothing about being unpowered.

    6. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by gorilla · · Score: 2
      The original star trek series was cancelled -- early

      I wouldn't call it early. Very few series get as many as 79 episodes, especially one hour series. Getting cancelled early is something like the ex-Seinfeld shows with 5, 8, or 10 episodes.

    7. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by geoswan · · Score: 2

      Perhaps I exaggerated. Five years worth of episodes is what producers aim for. That many episodes allow reruns to be shown every weekday.

    8. Re:Why 'Kahn is so great by gorilla · · Score: 2

      Nowadays it is, but syndication didn't come in until after the FCC's 1970 Financial Interest Syndication Rules and Prime Time Access Rules. This created the market which demands the 5 years of epsiodes. If these rules had been in place in 1969, then Star Trek may have remained in production for an additional series or two in order to round the syndication package.

  58. Please! I was eating! by RatBastard · · Score: 2

    Great. Now I've got to get vomit out of this keyboard.

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  59. Who Advised Voyagers Writers? by Myriad · · Score: 2

    You wouldn't happen to know who it was who advised the writers of Voyager that:

    - having the ship run smack into the "event horizon" of a black hole, then
    - cracking it like an egg, followed by
    - 'reflections' off the 'event horizons inner surface' as they attempted to escape

    was a good idea? Youch.

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  60. DAMN YOU PIRARD: an oldie from alt.stupidity... by TheMonkeyDepartment · · Score: 2

    Here's a new story that Star Trek could try.

    Some drunken Finn posted this on alt.stupidity many years back. It is hilarious (for its stupidity) and worth a read.

    DAMN YOU PIRARD -- the script

  61. Re:Just Huggy Bear The Giant Fly by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

    How on earth did a six foot fly come to be living in a twelve foot cube in the down below?

    Fly? That was a praying manis, man. No doubt related to Zorak.

    That's a story line I'd like to see.

    I'd like to see how he ended up not living in his cube Down Below.

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  62. DS9 (Re:There's always B5...) by MavEtJu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The last four seasons of DS9 were of the same quality as B5. They both did have one episode stories, but they both had a very thick red line going through it so which took you back to previous episodes and made it possible to see three, four episodes in a row (it happens, okay :-) without getting bored because there is progress in the story instead of restarting it all over each time.

    To me, the last four seasons of DS9 were the best series of the whole ST collection.

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  63. Shut up, Wesley! I'm walking through a door! by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...producers had to 'shush' the actors every time they came on stage...

    This is true. I hope I don't ruin anyone's good time, but those doors were opened by a SFX guy, who sat on an upturned bucket behind the set wall, pulling on a cable. (In the second season, the advanced technology of a wooden handle was added!)

    Imagine the sound a sliding glass door makes when the track is rusty, and you know what those doors sounded like...a far cry from the pleasant "woosh!" we hear on TV.

    Watch TNG, and you'll see that actors RARELY speak while doors are closing behind them. Sometimes you'll see an actor walk into a room (usually the transporter room) and you'll hear the doors close while they're speaking, but you won't see them. This happened because that rusty door noise was replaced with the happy "woosh!" sound in post production.

    Interesting side-effect of this for me is that even in real life, I rarely talk while a door is closing behind me. It just became a habit to wait.

    1. Re:Shut up, Wesley! I'm walking through a door! by RobinH · · Score: 3, Funny

      Imagine the sound a sliding glass door makes when the track is rusty, and you know what those doors sounded like...a far cry from the pleasant "woosh!" we hear on TV.

      What, like you were THERE or something? ;-)

      Honestly, that Wesley was a real hacker... anyone who could program a tricorder to isolate the TECH frequencies of the mid-band TECH spectrum, and do it using only 3 buttons! That was awesome! (I always figured the buttons must have been "1", "0", and "Backspace", so you would have to program it in binary machine code.)

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  64. Why does Star Trek... by barfarf · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1. Why does Star Trek always have humanoid characters shaped with extra bumps on their head that are all roughly the same size? For instance, I liked the concept of the Horta in the original series - I would have liked to have seen something like a Horta Federation captain or maybe a Denobulan or perhaps even an Andorian.

    2. Why do they make the ugliest characters evil? I'd like to see some character interaction and consistent development with some butt-ugly insects or 30 feet giants to be direct allies with the good guys. I keep thinking that real aliens would probably take all shapes and sizes, from massively huge or small and don't necessarily always take a humanoid size.

    3. Why is it that Picard always tried to play the high ground on the fact that humans had gotten past many of their deficiencies? One of the things that I liked best about Kirk was that he willing to embrace humanity with its character flaws - he said something in "A Taste of Armageddon" to the effect that "yes, we're killers, but the important thing is that we're not going to kill today". I think it'll take more than a few centuries to evolve past our basic human deficiencies.

    4. Why don't they have major characters die on a rotating basis and constantly develop the more ancillary characters? Whenever a conflict in an episode arises that puts a major character at risk, I don't always like the fact that I already know that that character is going to make it out fine. (Tashia Yar and Jadzia Dax not withstanding, but then you always know it before the fact because they announce it in the previews!)

    5. Why is it that whenever a crew member falls in love with someone that's not in the main storyline, they never seem to bother to develop it? The person that they're involved with always leaves, gets transferred to another starbase/facility, or dies at the end of the episode. There have been times that I would have really liked to have seen some of the relationships develop further.

    I think I'm one of the rare few that thought that Deep Space Nine was great. I _loved_ it when Sisko actually hit Q!

    I think B5 had a lot of these qualities too, and is still my favorite SciFi show to date..

    1. Re:Why does Star Trek... by wunderhorn1 · · Score: 2

      1,2. Budgets. It's easier and cheaper to dress people up with a little makeup and prosthetics (and have them look convincing) than to rig up animatronic aliens or CGI (we'll let Lucas work through the bugs in CG chars). 3. One reason was the "political correctness" fad that took hold in the early 90s. Also, the writers decided they wanted the TNG Earth to be a Utopia, and additionally, any attempts to be another Kirk would simply look like a bad ripoff of the original. Riker and Worf took over the "badass" role, while Picard had a new part to play: the intelligent, sophisticated leader. 4. People get attached to their favorite characters, and tend to get upset when they are killed off. Minor characters are called "minor" for a reason -- how many stories can you think of that have more than a dozen main characters (and even that's quite a lot!) It would get too confusing to keep track of what was going on. This point contradicts your next, btw. 5. Troi/Riker? Miles/Keiko? (ok, they weren't exactly major characters but they did develop). Picard/Beverly (or am I making that one up? can't remember exactly.)

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    2. Re:Why does Star Trek... by wunderhorn1 · · Score: 2

      [Sorry about the lack of spacing in my last post. Forgot to change to Plain Old Text]

      It sounds as if much of your criticism of episodic television series is due to the inherent limitations of the medium.

      TV basically has to have the same cast of characters coming back week after week, facing some sort of conflict and resolving it based on their predetermined traits. And it all has to appeal to a very wide audience. It must also be understood that "classical" science fiction has since its creation been humanity's vehicle for expressing our hopes and dreams of for the future (unless we're going the postmodern dystopian route, which doesn't really cover Star Trek).

      This is why humans tend to be the main characters and the dominant race. First, we want to see ourselves, and second, we want to know what the future could be like for us. Any storyline that covers those topics in a negative aspect might be intellectually stimulating, but probably won't keep a mainstream US audience (Star Trek's target market) coming back week after week.

      I would also venture to say that a Star Trek series not based around a human/Federation ship just wouldn't be Star Trek. They'd have to come up with a different name for it, because what would it have in common with the rest of the shows?

      It sounds as if you might enjoy good independent cinema or Japanese anime series better. In those formats the writers are free to be as daring as they like with the stories, develop characters howver they like and kill them off if need be, without having to worry about what the advertisers sponsoring the show will think. If you're not familiar with anime, there was an Ask Slashdot: "What's your favorite Anime?" a couple years back, that might be a good place to start.

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  65. Star Wars has 2 plots.. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2

    .. either you have to blow up the stupid fucking death star/control ship or not.

    Read this for more in depth analysis.

  66. Re:Maybe? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    Fellowship of the Ring made a major (in my opinion) blunder by NOT being marketed explicitly as the first in a three part series. Heck, even the title was a problem. Note you called it "LOTR" not "FOTR". That's how the movie was marketed. The movie we watched is not LOTR. It's a third of LOTR, of course, and in my opinion shouldn't have been named the way it was. There were a lot of people not familiar with the book who were dissapointed in the "ending" of the movie. I think they would have liked it better if they had known not to expect a wrap-up. (Notice how much people liked Empire Strikes Back even though it doesn't have a nicely wrapped-up ending. It's because they all knew going in to it that there was more to come in the future.)

    LOTR:FOTR had the same mistake Star Wars IV made. It should have been "A New Hope: (Star Wars Episode IV)" rather than the other way around, and this movie should have been "Fellowship of the Ring: (Lord of the Rings part 1)" instead of the other way around (and they didn't even mention that it was a "part 1" anywhere in the title, which I think also would have helped a lot.

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  67. Re:Damn NYT articles... by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

    Right, but next time it's about Microsoft opening the Windows source.

    I took the plunge a few years ago and now read it every day and enjoy doing that very much. It's not like they need your personal information. If you're paranoid, just lie.

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  68. Automatic plot generator by sacrilicious · · Score: 2
    I'm not enough of a hardcore Star Trek fan to pull this off, but someone should set up an "Automatic Star Trek Plot Generator" page. It could be completely random, or the user could answer a few questions. I saw a similar concept for an automatic generator of sitcoms for television, which spit out concepts like these:
    • Three zany white girls find themselves living together in an apartment in Manhattan
    • Three zany black girls find themselves living together in an apartment in Manhattan
    • Six zany girls (three Hispanic, one Jewish, and one Italian) find themselves living together in an apartment in Manhattan
    • ...

    .

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    1. Re:Automatic plot generator by sacrilicious · · Score: 2
      *Six zany girls (three Hispanic, one Jewish, and one Italian)

      Looks like the math got away from me there... no wait, now I remember: the hook for this particular series was that one of the girls had two heads.

      .

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  69. Science Fiction restricted? by Negatyfus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Star Trek is, after all, a genre franchise and the story lines are held back by certain restrictions of the genre."

    I find this to be pure non-sense. Why should a genre be held back by strict rules? Of course, fantasy and science fiction and the likes are inspired by a certain train of thoughts, but that does not mean the imagination should stop at certain bounds; on the contrary, one should always explore new shores and invade them. Complete originality nowadays is hard to come by, but we can always try-- without betraying the genre.

  70. Re:Talk about repetitive plots. Slashdot the movie by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    And the Giant Goatseman that ate Cincinnati is brought to you by the Jim Henson company...

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  71. A more specific category for the TNG movies.. by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

    Did you notice, however, that every epic star trek movie produced in the TNG series (including the show finale) is about time? Its almost as though its written for aging baby boomers filled with regrets.

    [anomoly of the year] causes [time event of the year] which forces Captian Picard to save everyone by risking his own life, and possibly the lives of his crew.

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  72. Khan was a new kind of villian: fearsome by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    I think what also helped was that Khan was someone you could really fear. He was highly intelligent and completely ruthless. You hear about how he tortured the people on the science station while looking for Genesis and you actually are forced to watch as he torments Chekov and the Reliant's captain by putting ugly creatures in their ears! But he's not just some lunatic -- he's a very capable villain. He hatches a plan to attack the Enterprise with their sheilds down! Good lord. True, Kirk was stupid for ignoring regulations but Khan really deserves credit for doing the unbelievable. Never before had we seen a starship get hit with their shields down!

    A good villain is essential in an action movie. Otherwise, it's just a joke.

    GMD

  73. Plot is a Four Letter Word by Uggy · · Score: 2

    Plot is like the picture frame. A frame is something that all pictures need to some degree, but a beautiful frame with a black velvet Elvis painting isn't going into the Louvre any time soon. Conversely, the most beautiful, insightful, imaginative painting in the world isn't going to suffer much in a weak frame. The picture makes the frame, the frame accents the picture.

    This is forgotten all too much in all forms of storytelling, most notably movies. Repeat after me. Plot is the picture frame. Take a look at the most recent Star Wars movies. What could be a Tolkien-esque epic tale of the rise and fall of empires, people, relationships, ends up being a b-movie with flat characters, starring the computer generated imagery. The plot is so intricate, so twisted, so melodramatic, and overcompensating of a weak painting that is falls as flat as pastel sailboats hung above the couch.

    It's the characters stupid.

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  74. Their egos won't let them by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    I like your suggestion and I also feel that the fans could write some incredible stories. But I think that B&B would view accepting fan scripts as "asking for help" or as proof that they can't write a good story. Remember, these guys are Hollywood producers -- a group not generally known for being humble and thoughtful. Can you imagine how pathetic they would look if a script written by "some guy in Oklahoma" ended up being far superior to the ones written by them, "the professionals"?

    It's too bad that B&B don't let other people do the writing. They could concentrate on doing what they like and are good at. But Hollywood is full of people who can't write worth shit (Lucas, Devlin/Emmerich, etc.) and yet still tarnish their movies because they refuse to give up any kind of control.

    Some day in the near future, the fans will be able to make their own movies with decent effects and their own plots. Then the Hollywood big-wigs will have to adapt their approach.

    GMD

    P.S.: To the guy who mentioned that Berman claims Star Trek accepts fan scripts: I strongly suspect that's when Roddenberry was still alive. I doubt B&B are continuing that practice.

    1. Re:Their egos won't let them by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2

      Some day in the near future, the fans will be able to make their own movies with decent effects and their own plots. Then the Hollywood big-wigs will have to adapt their approach.


      No, they'll just sue for copyright infringement. They "own" the ST universe; the fans don't.

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  75. Chris DiBona reminds me of the Comic Book Guy... by defile · · Score: 3, Funny


    Bart: Hey, I know it was great, but what right do you have to complain?
    CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
    Bart: What? They're giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for
    free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe
    them.
    CBG: [pauses] Worst episode ever.

  76. B5 Had Scope of a Novel by reallocate · · Score: 2

    Your insight that Star Trek is a compilation of short stories is telling.

    B5's great advantage was its use of a single story arc that played out over the course of several seasons. Within that arc were, of course, sub-arcs and standalone epsiodes, but the context of the show was established by that one large arc. This single fact gave the writers (more properly, the writer) great scope for plot and character development.

    A novel, in other words.

    Star Trek has never given itself that much freedom. Even Voyager, which launched as if it had an interesting long-range story to work with, found itself bogged down with the holodeck and villian-of-the-week. The conclusion of the series especially demonstrated the writers lack of vision and imagination.

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  77. Re:...but even simpler? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "Whether it's the best scifi or the lousiest isn't important, if you enjoy watching it."

    You make a very good point.

    However, the reason I made the post that I did (vs. stating essentially what you said) is that half of enjoying a show involves understanding what to appreciate about it.

    I thought Austin Powers was stupid until I watched it with my cousin. Turns out the movie wasn't stupid at all, it was just that I went at it with the wrong attitude.

    It's for that reason I don't waste much time reading articles that point out the flaws of any given movie. So what? I mean it's fun to see silly mistakes ("How could you accellerate the motorcycle while your right hand was busy firing a gun?), it's another to point out not so obvious stuff about a movie and blow it out of proportion.

    Anybody remember that transparent aluminum story a while back? Not surprising, a bunch of people talked about Star Trek IV. One guy nitpicked a detail so harshly that he claimed it ruined the movie for him. I think that example illustrates both your point and mine. How can ya enjoy it if you don't know how to appreciate it? That's why I don't make fun of opera even though I can't stand listening to it.

  78. Re:History-talkers by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Informative

    The episode was "Darmok", with Paul Winfield as the alien captain.

    "Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra".

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  79. Re:History lesson by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

    That was Scotty.

    "A keyboard? How quaint."

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  80. Re:You've missed the point of Trek by reallocate · · Score: 2

    Star Trek appeals to many, myself included, because it postulates that the future of humanity is positive, and that the future will play out on a grand scale. Star Trek tells out that we are not tethered to our planet, that we can resolve the problems we've created on Earth and find our true destiny among the stars.

    This should give the writers, et al, a field of equal scope and scale. They have been offered the opportunity to create science fiction on a grand scale. Sadly, they usually just create reruns.

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  81. Seat belts by leiz · · Score: 2

    Of topic, but...

    It's a great surprise to me, that after 200+ years of space travel, the federation (or any other race for that matter) have learned to BUCKLE UP during battle when you know if your ship gets hit someone will go flying in a spectacular manner.

  82. Re:Ship fights NITPICKING ALERT by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

    They have less complexity than your average 1800's cannon battle. And seem to occur at about the same relative ranges between ships.

    Well, shooting battle scenes using scale models is hard to do, now that they got computer animation we might get a bit more complexity.

    No release of active diffusive substances
    Two things: 1)Space is HUGE, so diffuse substance get thin fast, and 2)They did, tachyon grids to catch romulans crossing the neutral zone border.

    no "warping of space" to defocus/redirect laser/phaser shots.
    Come on! They use that in EVERY SINGLE SHOW, they call them SHIELDS! Geez!

    No sensor confusion technology.
    What? They didn't do enough cloaking ship shows for you?
    And there was a TNG show were they fooled the other ship's computer in showing recorded sensor readings as true. + There's the Picard maneuver.

    No use of space time delay
    Again: Picard maneuver.

    The moon is 1 second away. The sun is 8 minutes away. The sun could blow up now we would not see it for 8 minutes. So any time the say "opps" there goes the star/planet they should have to wait 8 minutes (or other time) to see/feel it.
    Well, if they were looking at it with they're bare eyes they would, but they have that nifty subspace FTL sensor technology ya know...

    No use of gravity well orbital mechanics.
    And I suppose Joe Sixpack would go "W00t! ch3ck 0ut th4t l33t us3 0f gravity well orbital blablabla"? Come on! They have to dumb this down to the american viewing public's level! I'm amazed they get away with mentioning anything except nascar or pro wrestling! ;- )

    Still some of the worst gravity well/ non-Newtonian physics based "space" environments. You can classify it as "fantasy" as it certainly is not based on physics as we know it.

    No, it is based on the Star Trek hypotethical future physics (anything with the word "warp" in it is non-newtonian).
    And most of all, its TV physics. TV has an alternate set of rules: Every explosion is a gas explosion (looks better), things in space make sounds, if you look at something with binoculars you can hear the background noises, etc.

    This whining is of the same level of "Star Trek is l4m3 because all their aliens are humanoids!". Well, find some non humanoid actors and then they'll hire them. Its a tv show filmed in the real world by real people with a limited (if big) budget. They have technical issues wich they cannot get around.

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  83. Klingon Opera by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 2

    I think they aught to put the Federation and Starfleet on the backburner and focus on other races. In particular, they should make a movie about a Klingon Opera. We've been wondering for about 20 years now what made the Klingons look human in Kirk's day.

    How about Paramount makes a movie that answers that question in Picard/Sisko/Janeway's day, and answers it as a Klingon Opera? The whole movie could be subtitled with a whole new genre of music like we've never heard before. It would foreshadow future seasons in "Enterprise", yet it wouldn't give everything away because it would give the answers in the way Klingons understand; if the human audience watching the movie wants to understand the spoilers, you'll have to watch closely. As a twist, they could have Klingons playing non-Klingon parts; imagine Alexander Roshenko playing Commander Tucker, and Belana Tores playing T'Pal! But the real kicker is that it could show one of the first Daxes. They wouldn't hire Ezry to play the part because the character would be very different. They wouldn't even have to SAY it's Dax; they could show the cast mingle with the on-screen audience after the opera ends, and one of the audience would be Ezry Dax meeting the woman/man who played the part of Dax 1, talking about her memories of those events hundreds of years ago. A Klingon Opera about the past could have some very subtle references and implications, yet be great to watch for newcomers because it would be just so exotic.

    Being entirely on a stage with no CGI, it would cost very little to film, yet it would be a strikingly unique Star Trek movie. It would be completely different from the other Star Trek movies, yet it would be closer to the canon than most Trek movies because it would be all about pulling disparate plot threads together.

  84. The Holodeck vs. The Danger Room by Bonker · · Score: 2

    The most convincing portrayal of the ultimate in virtual reality with the "holodeck"

    About the same time TNG started taking off, Marvel Comics X-Men's Danger Room was approaching the same levels of fictional self-realism. Due to alien technology obtained by Professor Xavier, the Danger Room became more of an immersive virtual-reality world, like the holodeck. Did the two develop independantly? Did they influence eachother. I bet neither Marvel nor Paramount will say. An interesting difference between the two is that, while the Danger Room was often a crucial setting, it was almost never the antagonist of the story like the holodeck was in so many Trek episodes.

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  85. Plot Grows From the Characters by reallocate · · Score: 2

    The plot, after all, is simply the behavior of the characters. If the characters are believable, well-formed, and evoke enough of the reader's or viewer's interest and emotions, then the author doesn't need to rely on plot pyrotechnics to sustain interest. The characters become real, and we want to see what happens to them

    A prime Star Trek example is Spock.

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  86. Flash! NYT writer discovers Aristotle's Poetics! by jejones · · Score: 2

    This is news?

  87. Re:Blade Runner (was Re:Technobabble...) by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I got completely fed up with Voyager when I noticed them using terms from modern science wrong in a way that nobody with a basic undergraduate science education could miss.

    I noticed during a few years when everything was "fractal" on Trek. Fractal this and fractal that. It was as if fractals were a central technology to them.

    Then again, who knows what the future will use. Edison ignored some semiconductor properties that turned out to be key to modern computers.

    I am sure no matter how hard they try, today's technobabble will sound dated many decades from now.

  88. What you really mean by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who... Needs... A... Plot...

    When... You... Have... Such... Great... Acting...

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  89. The whole Tasha Yar time travel story by Erbo · · Score: 2
    OK, here's the straight story (or as straight as you're going to get in this instance).

    The original Tasha Yar was indeed killed on Vagra II by Armus (aka "the Exxon Monster"). ("Skin of Evil") The alternate Tasha Yar went back in time with the crew of the Enterprise-C ("Yesterday's Enterprise"), where they rendered assistance to the Klingons in the Romulan attack at Narendra III. The Enterprise-C was destroyed, but Yar was captured alive and taken to a Romulan prison camp. A Romulan commander took a liking to her, and made her his consort. She bore him a daughter, Sela. Later, Yar tried to escape from the prison camp, carrying Sela. Sela, not understanding, cried out for the guards, and Yar was executed as a result. Sela later became a commander herself, and was behind the aid supplied to the Duras family faction during the Klingon civil war ("Redemption"), as well as the failed Romulan plot to invade Vulcan under the guise of a "peace mission" ("Unification").

    Clear? I thought not. This is the most whacked-out time travel plot in the Trek universe. You are not expected to understand this. :-)

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  90. Memories by CleverNickName · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reminds me of a time on the set, when we were filming "Datalore."

    Brent was going through his lines, playing both Data and Lore, and he noticed that Data was given a line where he was using a contraction.

    Brent called the director, first AD, and script supervisor over, and asked them to clarify Brent's understanding that Data did not use contractions.

    The phone calls began, and went all the way to Gene's office, before the answer came back, "Data should not use contractions, ever."

    This ended up being a plot point later in the show, as Lore's use of something like "Isn't" or "Wouldn't" or "Bitch Ass Monkey Mouth" revealed his true identity.

    Funny..I just thought it was cool that you didn't use any contractions in your Data lines...and that sparked this memory that is 14 years old.

    1. Re:Memories by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      And yet, somehow, in the end of that episode, Data still says "I'm fine". I guess we are forced to conclude that It was in fact Data that was beamed out into space and Lore managed to conceal his evilness for 6 years, until he finally disassembled Data to keep his secret.

      Yes, yes, I realize that that is taking Star Trek way too literally, but that was a serious continuity error considering it was a major plot point in the episode. I thought people were paid to catch things like that.

    2. Re:Memories by cheezehead · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmmm. According to The Nitpicker's Guide for Next Generation Trekkers by Phil Farrand (ISBN 1-85286-513-X, First Edition, 1993), Data still uses a contraction in Datalore: 'One of Data's last lines in this show is "I'm fine"...'. (page 36).
      Since I don't have a tape of every episode in a magnetically shielded vault, I can't verify this. Guess it's too much to hope that you could remember it...

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    3. Re:Memories by CleverNickName · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you're correct...sadly, I'm not as much of a nitpicker as some people, so I didn't recall that...

      Maybe it means that all the time we *think* it's Data, but it's *really* Lore!

      Wait, so *that* means that when we think it's Lore being rivy, it's really Data being rivy...but Data is good, right?

      Great. Now you've got me playing tic-tac-toe against myself, when I'd really like to get back to a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War.

  91. What a stupid complaint by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
    Look, you're free to not like star trek, but to make fun of the movies because some plotlines get reused is just stupid.

    How many Star Wars movies had this plot: A jedi, too young to have earned the faith and respect of the established, goes on an epic adventure where, against all odds, he overcomes himself and accomplishes a great and improbable deed. AT LEAST two; to some degree, five.

    How many James Bond movies had this plot: A rich villain comes up with a clever plan to rule one of the world's key industries and build a evil empire with the fortune this brings him. A romancing british secret agent attempts to foil his plan, gets caught, but miraculously escapes, going on to defeat the bad guy and romance one of his chicks.

    My point is: do we complain? No, we would be stupid if we didn't see it coming. (Or, we might be a culture-section writer at the NYT who's out of ideas.) We're not there for a super plot. We're there because we enjoy the franchise, and we enjoy it BECAUSE of the archetypical plots.

  92. Re:Maybe? by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
    LOTR:FOTR had the same mistake Star Wars IV made. It should have been "A New Hope: (Star Wars Episode IV)" rather than the other way around

    The only problem with that is that when Star Wars originally came out, it wasn't called Episode IV at all. It was simply called Star Wars. The rest of the title came later, after the studio agreed to make the rest of them.

  93. Re:thing outside the borg cube by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
    One of the better things about DS9 was their use of the Prophets in just this way - their whole way of 'interacting' with people, their reactions ("they are linear - it's disturbing", the fact that you only saw them as avatars, never as they really were (whatever that looked like). The whole first encounter between Cisco and Prophets had me scratching my head wondering what just happened.

    The problem is they weren't done the way they said they were. If the prophets were truely non-linear, the first episode of DS9 would have been 15 minutes long, and consisted of Sisko entering the wormhole, the prophets saying "Yeah, yeah Sisko, we like baseball too. You can use the wormhole. The Cardassians are coming, go defend your station.", and then him going back to the station.

  94. Re:Things that never happen in Star Trek by Kredal · · Score: 2

    hehe, check out the "New Frontier" series of books by Peter David. Not only is it a great series, 12 books strong, but it has one character who strangely resembles the original "Number One", Nurse Chapel, Lwaxana Troi, and happens to sound like the TNG computer voice... She's apparently an immortal, who keeps changing around her life when it becomes convenient...

    It's not canon, but it's a good explaination. (:

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  95. Re:Proiduct Placement by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
    That is one thing you do nt get in Trek, however Product Placement was with Bond from the beginning and it came from Fleming himself rather than the modern scriptwriters. It was he, he decided that Bond should write with a Mont Blanc pen and so on and he didn't even get money for it.

    OTOH, I believe that Fleming was probably the first British author to use this device to associate the character deliberately with a certain lifestyle.

  96. Re:That wasn't Bill Gates. by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 2

    "Random rich guy", played by Ed Bagley Jr., who is a major computer mogul who supposedly created the "modern" (1996) computer revolution using stolen future technology and was completely convinced that he was doing the best thing for mankind, even if he had to crush the little people (Voyager crew, various 1996-era friends of theirs) to do it.

    Sounds like Bill Gates to me. :-)

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  97. Re:You've missed the point of Trek by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    Star Trek exists as a metaphor for what we are today, and for what we are not.

    Gene Roddenberry's original pitch for Star Trek was "Wagon Train to the stars" (Wagon Train being the name of a popular Western TV series of the time).

    It's not a metaphor - it doesn't have any meaning. It's just a TV show.

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  98. Storytelling, storytelling, storytelling! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

    Will you stop being so incredibly cynical? Jokes can easily be broken down into a few categories (body-related, sex-related, puns and unexpected situations, plus a few I can't come up with now). Does that mean that all jokes have been told? No, it doesn't.

    A joke is funny when it has some poorly defined qualities like 'edge', 'progression towards unexpected climax', 'relevant reference frame' and such.

    IMHO, most Science Fiction (and a lot of Hollywood produce for that matter) is of extremely poor quality. It's all a big wank-fest in effects and big name actors. On occation, the system works, but there's a lot of really bad episodes and movies. For good science fiction, see "The 5th Element" and "Minority Report". For good drama, see "Magnolia" or "Life is Beautiful" - or "Traffic" for that matter.

    I used to watch Babylon 5, but I've decided it's more exciting to play Deus Ex, and the plot in Deus Ex is actually superior (altough I think it still has a way to go).

    Can someone explain to me in simple terms why they like Star Trek?

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    1. Re:Storytelling, storytelling, storytelling! by Surt · · Score: 2

      A joke is funny when someone suffers.

      I first heard that 10 years ago and have yet to hear a counter example. Note the slightly unusual case that when you hear a pun, YOU suffer.

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    2. Re:Storytelling, storytelling, storytelling! by Surt · · Score: 2

      Implied suffering counts. Making fun of someone causes that person or class to suffer (from prejudice).

      Try to come up with a specific example, I'll be happy to point out who suffers.

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    3. Re:Storytelling, storytelling, storytelling! by Surt · · Score: 2

      The person who put locks on 7-11 doors is implied to be stupid, he is criticized, he is hurt.

      Where can I start with who gets hurt in baseball vs football:

      Baseball's creators (implied stupid)
      John Madden (implied ugly or wimpy, clearly insulted)
      Football players (to be insulted by implied violent natures)
      Baseball players (to be insulted by implied timid natures)

      Personally, I don't find that sketch that funny. The funniest part to me is the part about John Madden, but that's also the part most clearly making someone suffer.

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  99. What's wrong at paramount. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
    The paramount database has many, many ideas for Star Trek plots, but currently our TECH is failing. Our Computer Engineers have found a problem in the TECH and will quickly be doing a TECH to rectify the problem.

    Our repair android is having a TECH problem in his positronic brain, and our engineer's VISOR is growing out of fashion.

    Unfortunately, the problem with our TECH won't be in time for Star Trek 10. Since we have bad luck with odd movies, expect an entirely new script with Star Trek 12: Epsilon Quadrant*.

    * (For the ig'nant: How many quadrants are there in a whole? What letter of the greek alphabet is "epsilon"? Good lad!)

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  100. So sad by fm6 · · Score: 2
    On the other extreme, George Takei (Sulu) is said to have refused to push a particular button on the helm console because it didn't "make sense".

    Let's face it, the Franchise takes it for granted that hyper-zealous fans are going to keep coming, no matter what they do. So why bother doing any actual creative work?

  101. Get out of Starfleet! by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

    What's really annoying about _all_ the Star Trek stories-to-date is that they are still revolve around the goody-two-shoes in Starfleet!

    The Star Trek universe has a LOT of worlds & people who aren't in Starfleet. It would be interesting to see what kind of stories you could get out of a cast of non-Starfleet characters (maybe a poor merchant ship struggling to make a profit on the boundaries of the Federation, for instance).

  102. Re:Blade Runner (was Re:Technobabble...) by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* when they don't even bother to check and see if what they're saying makes sense WRT what we know today- it's just inexcusable. *)

    Surely some pedantic Trek fan somewhere must keep a list of the technobable dialog. Perhaps we can review it to see if there is a pattern to the good and the bad.

    The simplest way out IMO is to talk about processes that are beyond our current knowledge or vague. For example, "subspace echogram" (from another post). The techniques of the quantum world are still largely unexplored, and "echogram" can be a lot of things in a lot of different frequencies (or some kind of quantum vibration yet discovered.)

    One thing about the particle physics world is that the deeper you go, the more layers you find. Thus, they can make up babble about undiscovered layers. Caveat: if you use speculative stuff, like String Theory, then it will look bad if later disproven. Thus, stick with divisions of more agreed-upon particles, such as "sub-quark disturbance normalizers" or something, rather than "sub-string dist.....".

    "Normalize" is good because it can also mean a lot of things because it generally refers to fitting/comparing against some accepted standard, which the dialog speaker does not have to specify. (If they don't wear it out, like "realign".)

    I would prefer vague rather than something which sounds like they grabbed a buzzword off the latest IT or science trade mag. These are often the same thing, but it sounds less fad-grabbing if they ignore the trade mags. IOW, it dates the episode if they pick a given year's buzzwords to mirror.)

  103. Re:Maybe? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
    Awareness that "Lord of the Rings" is a set of books does not tell someone that:
    1. The story was originally published as be one long volume, not a trilogy, so it was not written with a climax in mind for the end of the first "book".
    2. The first book is called "Fellowship of the Ring" and therefore a movie called "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" is probably just the first book. Knowing it's a trilogy doesn't tell you what the titles of the parts are.
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  104. Re:Maybe? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    But why wasn't it just called "A New Hope", leaving off the "Star Wars" instead of calling it "Star Wars" leaving off the "A New Hope"?

    That's my point. If you are going to have both the title of the series and the title of the one part you are viewing now, put the title of the part you are looking at now FIRST. On the other hand, if you are only going to have one title - use the title of the part you are actually seeing, not the title that you meant for the whole series.

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  105. Pick a Nit by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

    Does the moon orbit the earth or the sun? If you take an orbit over the pole of a planet, you will not orbit it, but you will orbit the sun it orbits.

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  106. Re:Maybe? by GMontag451 · · Score: 2

    He put just the title of the whole series because he wasn't sure he was going to be able to do the rest of the series.

  107. Re:In case NYTs ever gets /.ed by schon · · Score: 2

    The crew of the Enterprise goes back to an earlier century on Earth, to make sure that history happens as it should ("S.T. IV: The Voyage Home")

    I'm sorry, but was this some unreleased "director's cut" I was unaware of?

    They go back in time, but it didn't have anything to do with making sure that history wasn't changed..

    Generations didn't have anything about a megalomaniac wanting to seize the power of life itself, he just wanted to get back to his happy place..

    (Amazing Quantum Man has already touched on the TMP "tech more advanced than ethichs", so I'll leave that out)

    I think the article author needs to actually WATCH some of these films, before writing about them.

  108. Re:Maybe? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    I'm fully aware that he didn't know if he would get to do the series - which is why he should NOT have used the title for the whole series to name just one movie.

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  109. Still not there by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2

    It was the actual Riker who showed up in Voyager. Q whisked him away to testify on behalf of another Q. The Riker twin appeared only in the TNG episode where they discovered him, and in the DS9 episode where he stole the Defiant. He was supposedly locked in a Cardassian prision after that.