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Fact and Fiction Behind Bond's Gadgets
bubblegoose writes "With the new 007 movie coming out soon MSNBC is running a story about some of the fact and fiction behind the Bond gadgets."
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John Cleese played Q's assistant in the last movie. I recall seeing him in trailers for this one. Doubtfull he'll do the funny walk though. :)
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John Cleese -- it's official. He's promoted from R (which I always figured was meant to be pronounced "Arrrrrr" like a pirate).
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Cleese...John Cleese...
That's nice. Someone please wake me for the article on the Fact and Fiction Behind Bond's Women. (Especially the Fiction!)
Those x-ray (re: see through clothes) glasses from the last Bond movie were really cool...
now there's a poll for which you can't have enough options...
Seriously, apart from rocket shooting cars, I've found most Bond accesoires rather dumb. A laser wristwatch strong enough to burn your way into a steel safe ? Com'on, we're geeks, but even those don't believe everything !
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"CIA-types and geeks love to bicker over that one." i always thought it was the dmca.
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"The world of James Bond is fiction. Bond wouldn't last 4 minutes as a real spy."
Spoken like a true jealous wannabe.
The speed of time is one second per second.
I'm not a huge fan of Brosnan as Bond, but one of the few high notes of his 007 career is the glee on his face while operating the BMW from the rear seat using his phone as a controller. Too bad there's probably too much concrete in that garage to get a decent cell signal. Could be Bluetooth in addition to cell, neh? I don't recommend that as an option in newer cars: I've seen how my kids drive on the PlayStation.
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While Bonde may have the coolest gadgets of them all, the best are those used in the movie: "The Sum of All Fears" where our hero's c-phone and PDA just keeps on working fine in the middle of a radioactive explosion. Can Bonde beat that? I think not -- he is British not an American. Go figure.
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If they could only come up with a gadget to make the IRS lose my tax records.
With a car like Bond's I could get layed and be a /. junkie.
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Now if you're the type who can't help un-suspending your disbelief
I am not able to flatly deny that I couldn't be the type of person that isn't completely excluded from that set of people. Are you?
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"The girls, you could argue, are just a distraction in James Bond films."
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Of course the movie gets it. What the commenter doesn't get is that the movie is about fantasy. It's not trying to be a realistic portrayal of life as a spy, it's about selling copies, giving kids a fantastical role model, and being down right entertaining. everyone (well, men) want to be Bond at some point of Bonds career or another, loads of people mimic Bond's speach. I'd say that Hollywood gets it
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Wait a second, just what is hogwash exactly?
It's the excuse the farmer's daughter uses when you ask her to the dance- Sorry, I gotta stay home and wash the hog.
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Isn't that where Harry Potter goes to school?
"In that sense, the problem facing Bond filmmakers is similar to the problem faced by software companies, cell phone carriers, and other high-tech firms, who seem to only offer barely noticeable incremental improvements to technologies their consumers already have, rather than radical new products. In this sense, art is imitating life -- or at least the Nasdaq." At This point, And it's been said here on /. many times.. What is left for the younger generations to invent.. it seems that the more the tech sector grows..the less the "real" or "radical" inventions come to be a reality.. or it could just be me...
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I believe its a Lotus Esprit Turbo with an extreme alarm system.
If you break the window the whole car will explode.
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What does he use to keep his hair so tidy? He can be shot at roughly 40 times, jump on a bike, and jump onto a train without messing up his hair the slightest bit.
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mmmm Aston Martin.
I'm so glad they got rid of the BMWs
This quote cracked me up:
The article's here.
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... all those women he sleeps with?
Oh yeah... a simple condom I presume.
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In other words, CIA agents rarely carry pellets which allow them to breath under water for extended periods, Earnest said.
But they do carry them on occasion? That's the coolest thing I have ever heard of.
...that Inspector Gadget was a MUCH better crime fighter than 007. Ejector seats??? Bah! Once bond gets a hat that doubles as a helicopter, then I'll be impressed!
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I used to enjoy the Bond flicks. They were fun. Connery was witty and all the Bonds are sleek and the women are certainly easy on the eyes.
But the last few movies seem to have been nothing more than extended commercials for huge corporations. Ericsson, BMW. etc. Convergence with a vengence. Now there never really was much of a plot or meaning in Bond films, but now they border on the ridiculous. Even the action scenes are completely subsumed by the products they are hyping. James Bond remote controling his super-neat-o BMW with his tricked out Ericsson phone.
I will see the movie and probably drool over Halle Berry, but I will never, ever buy anything that they are "advertising" in the film. Branding a product or company is fine, but I have a problem with it completely subverting a movie. And the Bond francise seems to be ONLY about pushing specific products/gadgets down our collective throats.
You could argue that XXX is today's version of James Bond. They even have a version of Q. I love how he modified the Pontiac with all sorts of gadgets, which were so far from self-explanatory that it needed a user's manual. So he's driving along at whatever speed while she's trying to figure out how to use the car's gadgets.
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He makes all these awesome gadgets and James uses them in some unintended way and they always break.
If I were Q, I'd keep the laser\toothbrush and replace it with a real toothbrush.
James would probably save the day anyway.
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I don't mind the gadgets getting a bit out of hand, but the crash/fx stuff is getting ridiculous.
:)
They need to have a little more of Bond using his wits and physical skills to survive a situation, not some gadget and car.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service and For Your Eyes Only stand out in my mind as some good examples - as does much of The Living Daylights.
Yeah...the stories are a bit over the top - so what...that's the idea...an over the top agent for an over the top situation...but give us at least some espionage, etc...
Hell...even A View To A Kill had a) bond undercover, b) surviving by sucking the air out of the tire on the Rolls, c) making a getaway on a fire truck (this I would call part of the using his wits).
Now adays he'd walk into the horse stables shouting "I'm James Bond...try to stop me...I work for MI6", have a minisub in the trunk of the rolls, and make a getaway in a Harrier while blowing up 30 cars.
BTW - can't wait for Die Another Day to open
From the article: Military designers watched Bond films for inspiration, he said, and the films gadgetry helped inspired a prototype called the SmartTruck, a technology-loaded, anti-terrorism personal mover.
I thought that the idea came from the Combat Ready Recreational Vehicle in the movie Stripes, didn't it?
John Winger (Bill Murray): "It's not the speed that's important, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."
Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
Bond: What is this... Q: Its a plastic bag... You hide things in it and place it under a bridge! Bond: Wow
Of all the gadgets I've seen in all the Bond movies, the only one that really grabbed me and made me say "I want THAT!" was the soviet tank he drove through the streets of Moscow. All the rest was tripe or too unbelieveable to even illicit interest.
There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
It was hosted by Maryam d'Abo of The Living Daylights. She went around searching for and interviewing women from Ursula Andress (of Dr. No) through Hally Berry.
It's probably not the show you were looking for (no pr0n here), but it was a good show.
There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
for exactly that reason. If I wanted to watch 2 hours of ads I'd turn on QVC. Ever since "Tomorrow Never Dies" James Bond has meant product placement.
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The bomb was stored inside a soda machine at the Super Bowl.
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Quoting the article:
"There is no real-world counterpart to a car that shoots with machine guns."
Didn't some country over in the middle-east build a car that could shoot a machine gun or a missile or something? I know they have one (in the middle-east) that had flame throwers that would fire if someone tried to carjack you.
So what he's saying is that the Bond films have to become more like Star Trek. In order to get out of those tight jams, if they want to be AHEAD of the times, instead of using fake things like pellets to breathe underwater, they have to start using teleporters to beam out.
:)
Heh, that should keep the movies ahead of technology for the next century or so
"Today's audiences are much more sophisticated, and require bigger and bigger magic tricks to be impressed"
Apparently he hasn't been to many movies lately.
All this week, Daily Planet, on Discovery Channel Canada, will be featuring little segements of James Bond tech & science.
Watch last night's segment here (caution -- ASF formatted clip).
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After reading three of the original Bond books (Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger) this past summer, I have come to realize that Bond really was an action character from the beginning. So, those talking about how Connery's Bond was thoughtful and dealt with more espionage, read the books.
M was constantly telling Bond to try and be more inconspicuous, but he got into too much trouble anyways. I think instead, the pacing of the original Bond films comes from the style of film making during the 60's. They used much more dramatic pacing, where as Flemming raced through much of the slower points of his books by skimming details. Whereas, when the action was going, he described every little pore on Bonds body.
I do have to note, however, I much prefer the thoughtful pacing of that era of movies instead of the non stop action of today's movies. Another example outside of the Bond area is the movie "The Day of the Jackal" and it's horrid remake "the Jackal". The original was extremely slow, but kept you on the edge of your seat from beginning to end.
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Of all the gadgets I've seen in all the Bond movies, the only one that really grabbed me and made me say "I want THAT!" was the soviet tank he drove through the streets of Moscow. All the rest was tripe or too unbelieveable to even illicit interest.
I think Illicit Interest would be a good name for a bond film
We do not live in the 21st century. We live in the 20 second century.
...do Bond women have to say? Especially in the more recent movies, when they're reduced to saying "Oh James!"
... vapider? When the Bond girl is tough at the outset, she pretty much melts once Bond shows up, which is OK, but stays melted. Boooooring.
Nothing against the actresses personally -- but the women used to be more interesting, more sexy, more dangerous (don't the two go hand in hand). It seems like the franchise has taken an already vapid role and made it
OK, Ian Fleming wrote the books, it's his world. But didn't they run out of books a while ago?
I wouldn't want to cross Domino, though. Does she count as a Bond girl?
Who was the best Bond girl (woman) as pinup? As adversary?
Our man Flint recently passed away...
As we were talking about spy things, I thought that we would take a moment to think about him.
Also of note is that the many of gadgets in this movie have b(r)ought the film to a record for product placement.
:p
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2488151.stm
So unless a friend tells me that Bond gets rejected by Halle Barry at the end of the movie, I'm not going to pay to see it.
Remember "Bring 'em on"? *sigh
Out of all the bond gadgets I prefer the Lotus' alarm system. There is a sticker on the window that says "this vehicle is protected by a security system." This cannonfodder in an arab getup, just laughs and procedes to break the window with the butt of his gun. The car promptly explodes. Q is angry reprimands Bond, and reassembles the car.
Here is a reference on when the copyrights will run out, and various other FAQ-like materials.
You're right, I should look at the books again. It's been a while. I don't generally assume the movie tracks the book very faithfully -- Harry Potter I was a first!
There was a story on BBC over the weekend reporting that the new Bond flick earned a record $70 million from product placement fees (mainly for the gadgets, cars, etc) -- the highest ever for a motion picture. They make no bones about the film pretty much being 2-hour advertisement.
But who really cares how unrealistic the gadgets are? It's a movie for $DEITY's sake. I like watching movies with wierd little technogadgets, Bond & XXX had both, even if XXX was a major disappointment.
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This go around it's Norelco, Philips, Ericcson, and.. dun dun dun.. Aston Martin. =)
I'm a spoiling bitch, I know, but my name is in the credits, too, so what do I care? =)
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