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AOL Reports Its First Drop In Subscribers

Flamesplash writes "Yahoo! is running this AP story about AOL's first drop in subscribers. 170,000 US subscribers have left AOL in their fourth quarter of 2002, apparently due to users becoming more comfortable with broadband connections. It should be noted though that 'AOL has said it has stopped simply signing up new customers for the sake of counting them.'"

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  1. Stopped signing up customers just to count them??? by corebreech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't that like saying you made X number of dollars, when you only made Y?

    Oh yeah...

  2. Drop in Subsribers! by saskboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh no! How are we going to easily identify the scum of the Internet without @aol.com on the email address!

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    1. Re:Drop in Subsribers! by miu · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh no! How are we going to easily identify the scum of the Internet without @aol.com on the email address!

      "Assholes always advertise."
      Days of Atonement, Walter John Williams

      No worries, this will hold true for the forseeable future.

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    2. Re:Drop in Subsribers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How are we going to easily identify the scum of the Internet without @aol.com on the email address!

      Or those who live in a country without freephone internet access apart from AOL.

      Or those who signed on in 1994 and only stick with it because of their email address is widely distributed.

      Or those who have 200 mb of email in their Personal Filing Cabinets and don't want to lose it. (The file format changes every release, the "converter" programs hardly work at all.)

      Or those who find it convienient to be able to either dial up from just about anywhere internationally, or check their webmail without having to use Yahoo or Hotmail?

      Or those who just find it convenient?

    3. Re:Drop in Subsribers! by Space+Coyote · · Score: 1

      How are we going to easily identify the scum of the Internet without @aol.com on the email address!

      Or those who live in a country without freephone internet access apart from AOL.

      Or those who signed on in 1994 and only stick with it because of their email address is widely distributed.

      Or those who have 200 mb of email in their Personal Filing Cabinets and don't want to lose it. (The file format changes every release, the "converter" programs hardly work at all.)

      Or those who find it convienient to be able to either dial up from just about anywhere internationally, or check their webmail without having to use Yahoo or Hotmail?

      Or those who just find it convenient?


      Too funnny. I guess you can find an AC to step up and defent just about anything now.

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    4. Re:Drop in Subsribers! by caino59 · · Score: 1

      hmm..I can check my webmail without using yahoo or hotmail....in fact, i'm pretty sure most major (hell, even most mom n pops even) ISP's offer webmail.

      as far as being in a country without dial up, save AOL...I feel bad for you, that's something that should be forced upon no one (eventhough you must love it)

      i still think AOL is rediculous in the amount of pop ups and advertising in general that are produced by something you are already paying to use.

  3. Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    We won't get as many free coasters anymore?

    1. Re:Does this mean... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      It means we'll get more free coasters as AOL tries to compensate for the lost customers.

      Jason
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    2. Re:Does this mean... by krin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Remember when 3.5" floppies were still the major media type and you could actually use those AOL discs for something?

      What gets me, is now AOL sends that CD you just toss in the garbage to you in a little metal tin. And the address label is printed on the thing so you have to sit there and scrape it off (if your the paranoid type that does that). I haven't taken a second look at an AOL disc in years, the last time I even bothered to open one up was for the DVD case a few came in awhile back (always nice to have a spare).

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    3. Re:Does this mean... by Len · · Score: 1
      Remember when 3.5" floppies were still the major media type and you could actually use those AOL discs for something?
      Hey, they're called "coasters" for a reason! Although I never got one from AOL - the one I'm using is from Sprint.
    4. Re:Does this mean... by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember when you could request up to 99 of them?

      That was fun. Kept me in 3 1/2 floppies for years :->

    5. Re:Does this mean... by gmack · · Score: 1

      Just drop it shiney side up into the microwave on high for 2 seconds.

      The result is a cool looking cracked pattern and your AOL cd is now a decorative coaster or something to hang on the wall.

    6. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Remember when you could request up to 99 of them?

      That was fun. Kept me in 3 1/2 floppies for years :->
      Ah, the memories. I wonder if I'm the only geek who wrote a KeyQuencer macro to fill out the Sign-On-A-Friend (aka free floppy disk) form? There were times when I was getting literally 2 or 3 AOL floppies per day in the mail. I still have lots of old files backed up on trusty "America Online 2.6" floppies. The best part was, they came pre-Mac-formatted :)
    7. Re:Does this mean... by RoboProst · · Score: 1

      Although I never got one from AOL

      Jeez. Where do you live, the North-Pole?

    8. Re:Does this mean... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      I used to do the same thing. Every time I found an AOL magazine insert, I'd send it in.

      However, I found that the free AOL floppies were of very low quality. 1 1/2 years after saving some files the discs were unreadable.

      Fortunately I had a proper tape backup of most the files in question.

      I'd say that 90% of them were defective. No better than the '50 for $20.00 jammies' you were able to find in Staples and Comp-USA at the time. Those discs didn't last too long either.

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    9. Re:Does this mean... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      However, I found that the free AOL floppies were of very low quality. 1 1/2 years after saving some files the discs were unreadable.

      How, exactly, is this any different from 3.5" floppies from other sources? Write something today and you're lucky to be able to read it next week.

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  4. Re:Silly by juicy_pants · · Score: 1

    Multiply by 10. I don't know what their total user base is, but if your estimate is right, then thats 2.0% of their user base, which is a significant sum.

  5. Hm... for the sake of counting them? by Neophytus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It should be noted though that AOL has said it has stopped simply signing up new customers for the sake of counting them.
    Is this an admission that the hundreds of CDs each and everyone here will have recieved were just a stunt to get the numbers up?

    1. Re:Hm... for the sake of counting them? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Is this an admission that the hundreds of CDs each and everyone here will have recieved were just a stunt to get the numbers up?

      I think it is really the result of Case being given the heave ho a few weeks back. Time Warner is back under Time Warner management. It is very clear that the business will soon be called Time Warner again. At this point the AOL division is a liability the management would be happy to get rid of for the price of the debt it carries ($8 billion or so).

      Another property that might well be detached in the near future is the CNN division which Ted Turner is rumoured to be attempting to buy back. It appears that Ted believes CNN is dropping in the ratings for the same reason I do, they stopped doing news and did human interest bullshit with empty headed bimbos like Paula Zahn and Connie Chung.

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    2. Re:Hm... for the sake of counting them? by Fletch · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've had AOL for free for 8 months simply because every time I call up to cancel my free trial (on the last possible day) they extend it another two months. When asked why I'd like to cancel, I've told their operators flat out that "I'll keep using it as an internet connection as long as you keep giving it to me, but I'm not paying for it."

      This is quickly followed up by a "Have you tried out keyword _______? You can't find that anywhere but AOL! How 'bout another two free months to check it out?"

      I think that in its self shows they're still signing people up for the sake of counting them.

    3. Re:Hm... for the sake of counting them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm getting my AOL free too(since trying to quit).

      Reading other posts indicates this is nothing new.

      Does anybody have a maximum on the number of months they'll allow this? Perhaps with low useage they allow more? Or maybe they just make too much money on advertizing and their sales specials?

  6. Evil Empires by TheSam · · Score: 5, Funny

    One Evil Empire beginning to crumble, one more to go....

    1. Re:Evil Empires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knee, this is jerk. Jerk, this is knee.

    2. Re:Evil Empires by MrLint · · Score: 1

      I dont know if i would call the pre-merger AOL evil.. per se.. I mean can 1 million clueless guys on modems really be evil?

    3. Re:Evil Empires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      ME TOO!!

  7. AOL has said it has stopped simply signing up new customers for the sake of counting them
    Maybe that's why MS is now giving out dividends, they can't count any higher either?
    1. Re:Eh? by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Informative

      That statement is pretty unclear, what they meant was that AOL is not signing up free trial customers in the same numbers just to keep their subscriber count growing. The drop was in the number of non-paying trial customers, that account for about 10% of their US subscriber base of about 26 million. They have another 8 in Europe, and the rest are mostly in Latin America. Thier paid subscriber base actually increaseed during the quarter, I believe. The full details are all in their quarterly conference call available on the corporate web page, for at least another week or so.

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  8. More Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a better article from the Washington Post.

    It should be noted that, 'Despite the small decline in the number of AOL subscribers in the United States during the fourth quarter, the total number of subscribers grew enough during the other nine months of the year to enable America Online to post a 1.2 million net increase in customers during 2002.'

    Also, AOL is still by far the number one ISP with 26.5 million U.S. customers to MSN's 9 million.

  9. omg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world is finally coming to an end!

    Seriously tho, another large company's stock taking a plunge isn't a good thing..

    1. Re:omg by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      It's not a bad thing if there's a corresponding rise in the stock price of several small companies. AOL lost these customers to other ISPs, specifically those that can provide broadband connections.

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  10. Hopefully this will stop them.. by happyhippy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...carpet bombing the world with their '100 HOURS FREE TRIAL!!!' CD

    1. Re:Hopefully this will stop them.. by nevershower · · Score: 1

      No, it'll make them send out more.

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    2. Re:Hopefully this will stop them.. by GimmeFuel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, they're now up to 1025 free hours in your first 45 days. This leaves you 1 hour, 14 minutes, 40 seconds of non-online time each day. However, you'll spend at least an hour a day trying to dial in to their servers, so in reality you'll be connected 24/7.

    3. Re:Hopefully this will stop them.. by Zendar · · Score: 1

      It's more like "1450 Hours Free" now. More hours than are in a month so they have to offer 2 free months. Zendar "There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't"

    4. Re:Hopefully this will stop them.. by happyhippy · · Score: 1

      Its 100 where I come from in the UK.

    5. Re:Hopefully this will stop them.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      about a year ago (CT) I only had to dial in once, per day. Never connected slower than 33.3k and usally was at 56k. luckily I don't have that job anymore... new job has DSL.

      and of course I have the cablemodem at home.

    6. Re:Hopefully this will stop them.. by Sexy+Commando · · Score: 1

      That's why I moved to Canada.

  11. somewhere, over the..... by GePS · · Score: 2, Funny

    "ding-dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch! the witch is dead!" (define dead declining)

    1. Re:somewhere, over the..... by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      "ding-dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch! the witch is dead!"

      I don't want Connie to be dead, I want her to be fired by AOL and go work in the pr0n industry!

  12. NY Times' take on things by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They have a nicely written, in-depth piece on AOL's new head master, Dick Parsons, as he deals with the trials and tribulations of running such a large, well-known company as AOL.

    Non-registration, direct link version: Tests Keep Coming for AOL Time Warner's Well-Tested Chief

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    1. Re:NY Times' take on things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dick Parsons is not specifically the head of AOL. He is the head of the corporate entity that is AOL Time Warner, of which AOL is just a tiny (and now insignificant) piece. He also has been part of Time Warner for many, many years and happens to be very close with Colin Powell.

    2. Re:NY Times' take on things by Swaffs · · Score: 1

      head master Dick???

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  13. "The book, 'To Serve Webpages' - It's a COOKBOOK!" by Tsar · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's all a trick! AOL is actually involved in a conspiracy with RMS, Linus Torvalds and Lawrence Lessig to cover the dumps of the world with enough aluminized plastic discs to increase the continent's average reflectivity, causing a new Ice Age. Once temperatures drop to below freezing all over the globe...

    Penguins will rule the Earth!
    Of course, I could be wrong...
  14. Yea, well..... by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Times are changing. A good number of casual, novice computer users are beginning to become comfortable enough to use other ISPs that lack the complete solution of AOL. I still don't see AOL ever losing a substantial userbase any time soon though.

    I think that a few of you can relate to this: I don't make a heck of alot of money off my single, constant IT job. This forces me to do alot of consulting for everyone from small businesses to "Joe User". Joe User still doesn't have or need much understanding about computers, and still prefers the simplistic experience that is AOL. Until another major ISP can offer the ease of use that AOL can for a significantly lower cost (unlike MSN), then most AOL userrs have no incentive to switch.

    1. Re:Yea, well..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hi
      i have never had anything to do with aol, so how is it so much 'easier' than with other isps.

      i have also tought ppl how to do basic things on the net and tose instructions often started with "and that is the powerbutton where u turn the computer on.."
      and that wasent too dificult and the ppl wernt having any big problems.

      Cat

    2. Re:Yea, well..... by bob670 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      what a useless post, thanks for giving an opinion when you start your argument with "I have never seen nor have any f'ing clue what we are talking about".

    3. Re:Yea, well..... by bob670 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What fucking rock does someone live under that they havent' seen AOL, you useless puddle of fuckmustard? I thought he was the most clueless fuckstick on this board, but you just took the title assmaster.

    4. Re:Yea, well..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a Computer Scientist and I use AOL. Why? I can hear everyone asking. Well, the reason is that in the UK is the only ISP that doesn't charge an arm and a leg (like Demon), doesn't forcibly disconnect you every two hours independently of traffic (like Freeserve and most of the others) and doesn't require you to sign a year-long contract (like Tiscali), so I have no other choice.

      This forces me to use Linux but I have successfully managed to run AOL inside VMWare (my winmodem has drivers).

  15. Re:Silly by damiam · · Score: 2

    I've heard 30 million as an approximation of their whole user base. If that's true, then 170000 is only 0.6%.

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  16. AOL/time warner customer drop... by Peterus7 · · Score: 0

    I'm suprised more people didn't report leaving AOL due to suicidal, homicidal, or psychotic thoughts whenever they went online...

  17. Wow by long_john_stewart_mi · · Score: 4, Funny

    For its part, AOL has said it has stopped simply signing up new customers for the sake of counting them.

    Well, this disproves the "To them, you are not just a number" Theory.

    Signed,

    24783

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    1. Re:Wow by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, your number is 549153.

      Signed,

      608877

  18. Reached market saturation? by bjorky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or a lot of 'Vacation Signups' (i.e. sign up for an AOL account when you're on vacation to have access , but then you cancel when you get home)

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  19. Re:Silly by elizard2k · · Score: 2

    AOL (as stated in the article) climbed to a user base of more than 35 million
    so thats 170,000 out of 35 mil .. which is approximately 0.48% of their total customer base
    not a big number just saying "less than 1 percent" .. but it IS a huge number .. 170,000 and decreasing probably

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  20. 170,000 are Advanced Newhouse Subscribers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    170,000 people are the Advanced/Newhouse subscribers are no longer part of AOL/Time Warner. Newhouse is the Indianapolis, Orlando , Tampa/ST Pete Time Warner subscribers. When Time Warner was going thru the massive growth in the mid 90's they merged with Advanced/Newhouse cable out of Colorado. Part of the deal was that Newhouse can pull out of the merger if conditions get bad. About 3 months ago there was an anouncement that Advanced/Newhouse would control the above TW markets but still keep the TW name. But They Tecnically are Newhouse cable . I should Know I have some dealings with the cable Industry.

    "AOL said the results also reflect the deconsolidation of certain cable systems pursuant to the restructuring of the cable partnership between Time Warner Entertainment Company L.P. and Advance/Newhouse.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid =5 28&e=1&cid=528&u=/ap/20030131/ap_on_hi_te/aol_subs cribers

  21. Re:Stopped signing up customers just to count them by C0D3X · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that like saying you made X number of dollars, when you only made Y?

    The accountants from Enron had to find a job somewhere, you know?
    I think it is rude of you to insult them like that

  22. 170,000 is from the cable subscriber side by Sunthorn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    170,000 people are the Advanced/Newhouse subscribers are no longer part of AOL/Time Warner. Newhouse is the Indianapolis, Orlando , Tampa/ST Pete Time Warner subscribers. When Time Warner was going thru the massive growth in the mid 90's they merged with Advanced/Newhouse cable out of Colorado. Part of the deal was that Newhouse can pull out of the merger if conditions get bad. About 3 months ago there was an anouncement that Advanced/Newhouse would control the above TW markets but still keep the TW name. But They Tecnically are Newhouse cable . I should Know I have some dealings with the cable Industry.

    "AOL said the results also reflect the deconsolidation of certain cable systems pursuant to the restructuring of the cable partnership between Time Warner Entertainment Company L.P. and Advance/Newhouse.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid =5 28&e=1&cid=528&u=/ap/20030131/ap_on_hi_te/aol_subs cribers

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    1. Re:170,000 is from the cable subscriber side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened? You posted this once anonymously, saw it got a mod point and reposted with your username? You could at least have edited it to make it readable.

    2. Re:170,000 is from the cable subscriber side by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      No, the artical clearly states that *AOL*, not Advanced/Newhouse dropped 170000 users. Advanced/Newhouse is part of a different accounting unit.

  23. AOL Broadband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At '27,99 a month in the uk, its poor value for money. Most people I know have released that AOL is crap and they have switched a real isp.

    1. Re:AOL Broadband by rklrkl · · Score: 1
      Blue Yonder are fine if you're in a Telewest cabled area, but useless if you're not of course. If you're after ADSL in the UK, check out ADSL Guide and their quite active message boards.

      The general consensus is that Nildram and Pipex are probably currently the two best ADSL ISPs in the UK - Nildram are offering 22.99 pounds a month at the moment.

  24. "for the sake of counting them" ?!?! by sdmartin101 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Umm... Maybe my grip on English is slipping, but I have no idea what the line "[they have] stopped simply signing up new customers for the sake of counting them" is supposed to mean. Anyone care to parse this for me? Best I can make out of is their saying "we aren't clever enough to get a current membership count at the same time as we are adding new subscribers." Am I missing something?

    (30 seconds later)Jeebus! I finally got it to parse: "AOL used to sign up new members, not because it would increase revenue, but because it would increase their total number of subscribers (which presumably had some marketing value on its own). They have stopped this, and now expect to make money from their users." Someone, please explain the concept of scope ambiguity to the author of that article!!!

    1. Re:"for the sake of counting them" ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the first thing to parse is the actual noun used to describe the individuals involved who forked out money for AOL's services. Are they "members", "subscribers" or "customers"?

      When I was an "AOL Member" many years ago, that's how I was treated - a member. Not as a customer. In fact, I pulled the financial plug and cancelled my "membership" after they decided to delete all of my "member preferences" one day. I'm sure many here will remember that debacle.

      When AOL starts treating the people who sign up for their services as CUSTOMERS and not "members", "subscribers" or some other asinine pseudo-synonym, then perhaps they might be able to retain them for longer than the initial sleep-deprived ~1000 hour come-on. Until then, I'm not holding my breath. I think Steve Case is a scumbag and I'm happy to see him go. When I was a "member", they devoutly refused to support Windows NT or Linux. I barely got by on Windows NT, by using an older version of the AOL software. I'm not about to try it again. I seriously doubt that they have addressed their spam problems. If I'm shelling out money for a service, I expect to be treated as a customer, and not a "member" of some entity that doesn't offer privileges or elections.

    2. Re:"for the sake of counting them" ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone, please explain the concept of scope ambiguity to the author of that article!!!

      Precise statements on /. is about as common as lava rocks naturally forming in Antarctica.

      AC 'cause I'm modding.

    3. Re:"for the sake of counting them" ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOLs strategies for years have included shady numbers in accounting to make it appear as tho they were not only profitable, but making huge piles of cash when it was never the case.

      Sort of like another company that recently blew up.

      But now that the authorities are promising to actually investigate erroneous numbers, and perhaps endict erroneous accountants for fraud, AOL can no longer play by their rules. So theyre slowly taking steps to deflate their inflated numbers. You have to do it a little at a time or their stocks will tank.

      This is why they had to ditch Steve Case as CEO. Dont worry, he will be back. After theyve deflated their numbers down to plausible levels, theyll simply blame the "membership loss" on the new CEO & reinstate Steve.

  25. Why This Has Happened by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    AOL's recent ad campaign for their AOL 8.0 service has to be the direct reason for the drop in subscribers. Let's do the math:

    In one scene, where a "dad" talks about setting up the parental controls for his "kids," a shot of the screen is shown with three users listed. The first user in the list (name unknown, and doesn't matter) is shown as having Adult access. The second user on this list is the key. First of all, the user name is HappyAOLUser, and is shown as having Older Teen access. First of all, what Teenager in their right(?) mind would use HappyAOLUser as their screen name? None. And secondly, is there such a thing as a Happy AOL User? I haven't met any...

    Here's the big detractor. Their offer boasts 1,025 hours free for the first 45 days. Let's do the math. There are 24 hours in a day, right? OK. So, let's multiply that by 45. The answer is 1,080 hours. Now, we subtract from that the 1,025 hours offered for free. We get 55 hours. Divide those 55 hours by the original 45 days, and you get 1.2222222r. So, in order to use up all of the 1,025 hours in 45 days, a single AOL user would only be able to get 1.22222r hours of sleep per day in the 45 day period.

    Simply put, either the user doesn't get to use all of the free hours, or they die from sleep deprivation trying to get them all in.

    Couple this with the slowly growing demand for broadband, AOL's lack of local servers (resulting in long distance bills for some users), and the frequent busy signals encountered, you have your reason for people migrating away from AOL.

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    1. Re:Why This Has Happened by Saeger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Everything up to the very last part of your post should have been moderated FUNNY, not INTERESTING. Gah.

      1000+ FREE hours is just marketing - nobody seriously thinks that the fact you can't use it all in 45 days is a "big detractor".

      And the new AOL8.0 commercials - with the HappyAOLUser 'propaganda' screenname which is only on-screen for a split-second - isn't any lamer than any of their other "'its so easy!" commercials.

      You could have just left that part of your argument out... unless you were trying to be funny and the mods were on crack again.

      (disclaimer: I hate AOL but you wouldn't know it from this post).

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    2. Re:Why This Has Happened by SevenTowers · · Score: 1

      how about downloading while you sleep? you don't have to be in front of the computer to use your connection...

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    3. Re:Why This Has Happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First of all, what Teenager in their right(?) mind would use HappyAOLUser as their screen name?
      Probably that chick from last year's AOL commercial whose 15 seconds of fame involved saying "I get, like, driving directions?" as if she were asking someone a question.

      On the other hand, maybe you're right. That girl was cute. In real life, cute girls don't use AOL...
    4. Re:Why This Has Happened by danpbrowning · · Score: 1

      Here's the big detractor. Their offer boasts 1,025 hours free for the first 45 days. Let's do the math. There are 24 hours in a day, right? OK. So, let's multiply that by 45. The answer is 1,080 hours. Now, we subtract from that the 1,025 hours offered for free. We get 55 hours. Divide those 55 hours by the original 45 days, and you get 1.2222222r. So, in order to use up all of the 1,025 hours in 45 days, a single AOL user would only be able to get 1.22222r hours of sleep per day in the 45 day period.

      Simply put, either the user doesn't get to use all of the free hours, or they die from sleep deprivation trying to get them all in.


      That's why AOL has now begun to distribute methamphetamines with their CD-ROMs. They upped it to 1,080 hours in 45 days. Part of their new license grants AOL as the sole beneficiary of your life insurance policy as well (that's how they *really* make those billions).

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  26. Not Only AOL by use_compress · · Score: 5, Informative

    From http://www.nytimes.com/cnet/CNET_2100-1023-983012. html:
    Microsoft's MSN Internet service reported zero net subscriber growth in the fourth quarter of 2002, holding steady at 9 million subscribers despite the backing of a $350 million advertising campaign for its new MSN 8 service. The company said the lack of growth was offset by a shift to higher-paying customers as various incentive offers came to a close in the last three months of the year.

    Earthlink, the third-largest ISP in the United States, has also seen declines in its dial-up business. The company this week announced massive cutbacks at the company as it moved to outsource its customer-support call centers.

    ...

    The number of free subscribers on the service dropped from 2.9 million in the third quarter to 2.5 million in the fourth.

    1. Re:Not Only AOL by MrLint · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well anyone who is paying attention could tell you that dialup is slowing down in the US. The PC market is saturated, fewer new users every year. (my perception). People are moving from modems to broadband and arent being replaced at the same rate... this really should be a suprise to no one.

    2. Re:Not Only AOL by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      The growth is either in the cheap ISP NetZero/Juno signed up somethign like 1 million subs in the fourth quarter, or in broadband. The RBOCs collectivly matched that number this quarter, too. I don't know what cable looked like but would guess it was somewhere in the 1-1.5 million new subscriber range.

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    3. Re:Not Only AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NetZero/Juno ISP customer agreement is so bad as to be funny. Read it for yourself. They reserve the right to ... no, I'm not gonna spoil it, just go read it.

    4. Re:Not Only AOL by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Actually, cable TV's subscription rates are declining. In most markets where satellite is competitive (that is to say, markets where the satellites have local TV), the cable cos are hemorraging customers. Admittedly, cable internet may continue to grow, as greater proportions of TV subscribers sign up.

  27. Where oh where have you gone? by zonker · · Score: 2, Funny

    So are they all moving to the butterfly, or to popup blocker land, or have they wised up and are (doubtful) speaking easy? At the very least we know they aren't finishing the internet...

  28. Re:Silly by JPriest · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is a turning point in the war...

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  29. Re:More Info - where they are going by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    AOL is losing lots of customers to services like speakeasy because the speed and support are better.

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  30. $15 for BYOA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When they upped the Bring Your Own Access plan to $14.95/month is when I dropped after subscribing for years. I found four girlfriends and countless dates on AOL, and they were mostly smart college girls that went to my university or a nearby one. I also found VB programmer chicks, which are fun to talk to for a few minutes, and one even gave me a job lead. But $15/mo on top of my broadband bill is too much.

    1. Re:$15 for BYOA by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 5, Funny


      $15 a month for all the sex you can get is TOO MUCH?

      Oh, wait, this has got to be a /. nerd...

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    2. Re:$15 for BYOA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      tell aol you want BYOA without the 2 hours of dial-up, and the price will be $7 a month, not $15. There are two plans of BYOA. you are paying the extra $8/month for two hours of dial-up.

    3. Re:$15 for BYOA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope ... no sex. Remember, he posted as Anonymous Coward. :-)

  31. Re:More Info - where they are going by Osty · · Score: 2, Informative

    AOL is losing lots of customers to services like speakeasy [speakeasy.net] because the speed and support are better.

    Yes and no. As a Speakeasy customer, I can say that you're right that the speed is better, but you're dead wrong when you say the support is better. I've never had worse support from an ISP than I've had from Speakeasy.

  32. Does this also mean... by goatasaur · · Score: 1

    I've got to start buying my frisbees again?

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  33. Why leave? by AnonymousCowheard · · Score: 2, Funny

    AOL is a national-available service for crying-out-loud!

    Sure, many people may complain about some time of the day when access is 20% to 50% slower, but AOL lets its users roam!

    Broadband is a local service that you can't get up and get access to in another territory! I would subscribe to AOL, but they built their network using Linux and did not create a Linux-client for their PROPRIETARY networking protocol. AOL could be better, like Netzero or Juno, but perhaps they should be a little lighter on the FREEWARE subscriptions because my calculator shows they are passing-on-the-cost-of-freeware to its subscribers.

    AOL *gasp*

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    1. Re:Why leave? by Aexia · · Score: 1

      Sure, many people may complain about some time of the day when access is 20% to 50% slower, but AOL lets its users roam!

      As does Earthlink. So AOL doesn't do anything special in that regard either.

    2. Re:Why leave? by catsRus · · Score: 1

      Cant say I have verified availability everywhere but my DSL comes with a free nationwide dialup account just for that purpose.

    3. Re:Why leave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Parent's had AOL, and wouldn't leave. Luckily constant phone line interrupts cause disconnections and finally getting my Dad to try Linux, got them off AOL.

      Really AOL messed up like you said, by not providing a Linux Client. I tried to help my Dad setup the PengAol, but it just wouldn't work for dial-up here in the States.

      They really love their Cable modem now, masquerading the connection on the Linux one allows them to get both computers on the net with one connection. And Cable is much faster.

      I don't think they would ever go back to AOL even if it did offer a Linux Client now, but if it had, they might still ,sadly, be on AOL.

  34. Hard to give a damn... by MoxCamel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...given the events of the day.

    1. Re:Hard to give a damn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever heard the expressions:

      Life carries on?
      Remember the dead - **and** the living?
      Shit happens?

      I was shocked when I heard it. Honestly. But they weren't personally known to me. They were professional people who knew the risks.

  35. "So simple, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no wonder it's number one." What a terrible indictment of the American people.

    Anyways, I recently started blocking all email from AOL and Hotmail. (None of the people I know use them.) My spam dropped by over half.

    1. Re:"So simple, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it Oscar Wilde that said:
      No-one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence|taste of the American people.

      The author of that quote is H. L. Mencken.

  36. Some AOL information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    AOL are a large international ISP (or IAP in legal terms) whose product is exempt from VAT in Britain, allowing them some headway in undercutting their rivals. They offer an unmetered dialup service from (virtually) any UK address although metering may be involved if your phone line is provided by one of the more unscrupulous telco's (e.g. the ones in many university halls of residence).

    They do not require you to use proprietary email or browser software. They do not disconnect you after a period of inactivity. They do not block any ports, although they transparently re-route outgoing SMTP traffic. Their services are about equal or slightly better in performance than FreeServe (now that's an evil company if ever there was one). Having said all this, their service is occasionally completely shit, connecting at a snails pace and dropping you into limbo usually in the middle of a fraught deathmatch. Most of the time it is OK however.

    Apparently, allowing non-computer-literate people to use the internet (or at least the pertinent popular-interest subset thereof) is some kind of deeply offensive crime in the eyes of some technical people. A few years ago there was an arguable basis for such objections, but now it seems rather like snotty received prejudice. Especially when you consider that AOL is the cheapest (or only) option for unmetered internet access in some parts of this country.

    Their much-maligned corporate anthropomorphisation, Connie, is played on television by model Rachel Willis, who is the sister of one of my ex-flatmates.

    1. Re:Some AOL information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that different "implementations" of English have different rules.

      Colour, LASER, aluminium?

    2. Re:Some AOL information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - English. Learn it.

      The poster writes about AOL in the context of Britain. The poster is probably British, and is writing English. It is standard practice in English to refer to a company, a body of people, in the plural.

      So what you should have said was: "American English. Learn it".

    3. Re:Some AOL information by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      Having said all this, their service is occasionally completely shit, connecting at a snails pace and dropping you into limbo usually in the middle of a fraught deathmatch.

      Hmmm. When we used AOL (because they were the only company offering flat rate dialup with our cable provider in the UK) I was just getting in to Linux and so ended up learning quite a bit about the way they operate. It's interesting you mention deathmatches, because I found the latency to be so high games against friends were nearly unplayable. A bit of poking around showed that all traffic, apparently regardless of where it actually went to, was routed via New York.

      Rather irritatingly, they also insist on using their own proprietary dialup protocol, meaning that you have to install their own software (if you're on Windows) which of course proceeds to take over your computer. In fact, installing AOL was the last straw for one of my Windows installation, it completely trashed it and I had to reinstall. Needless to say, although the prices were impressive, the ease of use was not.

    4. Re:Some AOL information by fondue · · Score: 1

      Although I expect this will fall on deaf ears, I would prefer if anonymous /. users would refrain from reposting my writing verbatim. Go abuse someone else's copyright, freak.

      http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1246 42 6

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  37. users are getting older and moving on... by ejaw5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IMO, AOL never made 'access the mass internet' their selling point. (I heard that with 8.0 you can't minimize the AOL and open up IE to access sites) Instead they emphasized on instant messages, and exclusive AOL chats and games...stuff the kiddies like. Now the AOL users are getting older, and probably now prefer better connectivity than all the time-wasting games. They dont want their hands held anymore. Perhaps users have been enlightened to using URLS and google instead of "AOL keyword"(tm)

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    1. Re:users are getting older and moving on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use IE and Mozilla on my AOL. I use IE and Agent on my newly aquired Earthlink. AOL does not let me automate my newsgroup downloads so I've told them I'm leaving. They offered me free service for two months hoping I won't like the alternatives. Twice they have offered ( a total of two free months when I signed on and now so far four free months while I search for a new ISP). I wouldn't believe this if it wasn't happening to me, but I can think of good management reasons for trying to preserve faithfully paying customers by throwing otherwise available but unused bandwidth at them.
      So right now I have both AOL and Earthlink.
      AOL is faster, easier to connect to(takes fewer calls), disconnects me less(twice a day verus twice a week),and had software that connected with no problem (Earthlink's connection software tried to change my IE ,failed at that, then failed to connect to the ISP. A service call to Earthlink, a half hour wait, and a representative on line got me connected to a NONLOCAL number using telephone software that comes with my operating system, and not the software connection package they mailed to me.
      A day later , realizing the number was nonlocal, I found and used a local number using the same method; that worked.)
      So all in all, I'm looking for a better ISP than either AOL or Earthlink; but most of the AOL crap on this site is LIES. If it worked with Agent, it would not be worth my time and effort to find a replacement (I don't use its mail or browser as my primary or secondary ones. I also never visit chat rooms - I go to bars; I never play on line games - I play Go off line; and I turned off instant messaging after my first advertizement via instant messaging).

  38. Calling a spade a spade: AOL is F*cked by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    They lost $99,000,000,000 last year! Their yearly revenue is 1/9th of this; their total market capitalization is only half of this.
    This is an unrecoverable situation, Steve Case and Ted Turner knew it and bailed.

    AOL Enron Worldcom Global Crossing Dot Com.

    1. Re:Calling a spade a spade: AOL is F*cked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little accounting 101 for you. They actually made a profit last year but they wrote off $100MM worth of Goodwill. What this means is that they basically booked a very huge journal entry. It sucks for them but it in no way indicates that they have "going concern" issues. They call these things "one time charges" for a reason.

    2. Re:Calling a spade a spade: AOL is F*cked by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      They lost $99,000,000,000 last year!

      Nah. The Feds changed the accounting rules for certain types of mergers. As a result AOL had to make some changes in the the way they state the value of companies they own. The 99,000,000,000 that was appearing on the books never acually existed except perhaps as some ridiculous stock valuation during the peak of the dotbomd sillyness.

    3. Re:Calling a spade a spade: AOL is F*cked by jhill · · Score: 1

      God damnit your reading comprehension is severly lacking. They didn't lose 99B last year. Jesus H, they devalued, if you want to see how much they made/lost look at their EBITDA, that's the only number you should be looking at...it's the only worth a damn.

    4. Re:Calling a spade a spade: AOL is F*cked by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I think that they have Dr. Evil as an accountant.

      Dr E.: "Steve! Ted! We just lost ninety nine kajillion bazillion dollars!"

      Ted: "Shit. Guess I'll have to delay my purchase of Swaziland. Hey, is Connie Chung hot or what?"

      Steve: "I think I broke a nail."

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  39. An insight by superspoon · · Score: 3, Funny

    A rather old cartoon, but it makes scence
    Dad vs. AOL

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  40. Phhh... 170000? That's it? by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    That's like... what... 20 usenet trolls?

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  41. spam by stuuf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jon Stewart said this on the Daily Show thursday.

    "AOL is an internet provider that can't control spam. They're on version 8 and they haven't figured out that I don't need my mortgage refinanced or my penis enlarged"

    The only things AOL hasn't been advertising are the things people could actually use, like popup and spam blockers, and other reasons I switched to mozilla, not to mention standards compliance. No one cares about parental controls or more smileys for instant messenger. People are finally realizing that AOL's browser and email, etc. isn't as good as other stuff out there.

    Its also slow

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  42. Just one? by Rai · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I can think of several that need to go.

  43. I suggest you accelerate the process by Elpacoloco · · Score: 1

    Teach all your computer illiterate friends and relatives to use broadband. If you can.

    1. Re:I suggest you accelerate the process by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      Teach all your computer illiterate friends and relatives to use broadband. If you can.

      What I don't understand, is why some people (both noobs and geeks) have this idea that broadband is harder to use than AOL. I really don't undestand that. AOL's browser, while horrible, is not really different than any other web browser out there. All browsers have a few basic elements, address bar, back, forward, reload, stop. I really can't see how Moz or IE is harder to use than AOL.

      Of course with most non-aol isps you have to use normal SMTP and POP mail. But these are very, very easy to set up. The ISP can simply just give the users a few instructions to follow. If they don't have a terminally softened brain, it should be fairly easy. Or, they can just use Yahoo mail or something.

      AOL is popular because of a few things:
      1. Many people started out with it. (I did, because early on it was the only ISP in my area. I ditched it 5 years ago when we got a good local isp. Now I have cable) People are used to it.

      2. Marketing. Holy shit to they market a lot.

      3. "Features." I know people who won't switch to a better service because they can't use AIM on another service (Obviously you can get aim for free, but anyway), and, of course, other services are too hard. The perception of other services being hard to use is what keeps a lot of people on AOL.

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  44. you heard wrong by sirshannon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but at least you said "I heard that..." instead of just repeating the FUD you were told like most people seem to do.

  45. potential market loosers by axxackall · · Score: 2, Insightful
    But analysts believe the drop in subscribers, however minuscule, could foreshadow a gloomier future for an AOL that has been unable to make the transition to high-speed broadband from its domination of the slow-speed dial-up access market.

    ...

    Amazing. What's the choice a home user has when coming to near-by computer store for byuing new home PC! 1 Ghz PC is a history. Typical HDD is not less than 36GB. 1GB of RAM is no surprise anymore... And "the number one American ISP" is still selling you dial-up access at speed I had in Russia 7 years ago. Amazing.

    And pay attention on what they advertise: email, search, surfing - all features are not unique for AOL but belong to Internet as a whole.

    I don't see AOL doing any investments to improve structuraly their product/service offers. I thing that their strategy is just to take as much money as they can from dial-up and then to invest money to some business that would be (or already is) absolutely unrelated to ISP market.

    Another explanation I see that AOL is still in business is in well known fact that an average American is ignoring everything new as long as possible (compare to Europe or South-East Asia). I won't be wonder if at some day US govt will make a law shutting down dial-up for home users - just to help them with broadband (and to help broadband companies).

    AOL is "the looser number one" on American ISP market.

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    1. Re:potential market loosers by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
      Actually, AOL's 'killer app' is their messaging. Look for them to be heavily marketing their gateway products for businesses in the coming years.

      http://enterprise.netscape.com/products/aimsvcs/ai mgateway_ds.html

    2. Re:potential market loosers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a loser, too.

    3. Re:potential market loosers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would compare AOL's dialup with PC's floppy disk.

      There is no any logical explanation why today's PCs still have floppies instead of Zips or CDRs. Same with dialup vs broadband.

    4. Re:potential market loosers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      is still selling you dial-up access at speed I had in Russia 7 years ago

      Oh sure, but IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

      Hmmh. You said 7 years ago? Uh, never mind.

    5. Re:potential market loosers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL is "the looser number one" on American ISP market.

      So who is "the tighter number one"?

    6. Re:potential market loosers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no any logical explanation why today's PCs still have floppies instead of Zips or CDRs

      Sure there is. Most people don't need 100's of megs of storage. Floppies can easily hold hundreds of pages of text files, several (reasonably sized) graphics files, or a simple program or two.

      For those who need 600+ Megabytes of storage, CDR's are available. But the floppy will always rule for giving a friend a ~1 megabyte file.

  46. AOL's Prices by Veovis · · Score: 1

    Aside from the fact that AOL is the -most expensive- dialup service I've seen, at a staggering $23.90/month, I mean, even the "Bring your own access" plan at $14.95/month is a rip off, what service to they really offer other then a slightly enhanced version of AOL.com

  47. This could be just what the Internet needs! by Mythias · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Couldn't one argue that the demise of the AOL monster could cause a boom in the ISP industry as 36 some-odd million people desperately search for a new ISP? Mom-and-pop ISPs could stay in business, mid-level ISPs could afford to roll out more and better broadband, and lowly tech support personnel will be able to keep their jobs and continue to teach old ladies how to reconfigure their Dial-Up Networking.

    This could also have an evolutionary effect. The less capable ISPs will crumble under the huge increase in bandwidth and modem usage, while the ones better suited to survive will prosper and flourish in their influx of new capital and customers.

    The bankruptcy and shut-down of AOL would also release thousands of IT geeks into the newly-created job market to help these smaller ISPs to ride the wave and help create the next generation of the Internet.

    Perhaps one day, with a little help from AOL, the world will be a better place. At least the online one.

    1. Re:This could be just what the Internet needs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, all this would mean is that MSN service becomes the next AOL. Isn't that just what we need!!??!!

  48. Corporate double speak by Darth_brooks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "apparently due to users becoming more comfortable with broadband connections."

    That's such a great euphamism for users....

    "...getting sick of uncontrollable spam"

    "...growing tired of a 56k line moving at 33.6k"

    "...finding out that instant messaging can be done outside of AOL"

    "...discovering that $23.90 per month is a ripoff for a dial-up service"

    "...learning that you can get on and off line without clicking 'no thanks' to advertising"

    "...finally realizing that they can hookup up to high speed access for another 5 bucks a month without having to deal with bulky client software"

    "...trying to set up 'parental controls' to monitor their children, only to find out that it's not a replacement for watching what you kids do"

    "...finally getting sick of a TOS policy that amounts to nothing more than idiotic bullshit (I CAN TYPE IN CAPS AND NOT GET KICKED OFFLINE!!)"

    I could go on. sadly.

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  49. Re:FP you faggoting cocksucklers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops, I see we have an AOL subscriber here.

  50. Straight from the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They have another 8 in Europe, and the rest are mostly in Latin America.

    Just curious, is it still called AMERICA online in Europe and Latin America? I can understand if they're including Compuserve's numbers as well, but using one country's name in your company's name doesn't seem like a good global business model to me, but on the other hand LAOL does seem to roll off the tongue...
    1. Re:Straight from the article... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I think its AOL Europe and AOL Latin America, I don't know if that is the local branding, but that is how it is refered to in the corporate documents. I don't think they draw much attention to what AOL is meant to stand for in the names of their foreign services.

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    2. Re:Straight from the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I have no reason for Europe but when last I checked Latin AMERICA is part of the Americas.

  51. Re:More Info - where they are going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree with the bad support business. I've never had a problem with speakeasy, except that sometimes (during the weekends) you may end up waiting 20 to 30 minutes on hold for a support personnel to help you. Of course, If I remember correctly, AOL support took much much longer the one time I call them with something as "simple" as a stolen login password.

  52. No News Here by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    AOL dropped their matchmaking service, and sold it to match.com. AOL is cleaning up chat rooms, trying to make them less sexual in content (I guess they're leaving that to Yahoo! Messenger now?) So basically that's going to piss off a big percentage of their customer base.

    Also lots of people used AOL because they had more dialup numbers than anyone including Compu$erve (The original use of $ in spoofing tech company names based on their formerly multiple-dollars-per-hour billing schemes, for those too young or oblivious to know) but that hasn't been true for a long time, so they'll lose customers there.

    Third is the internet with training wheels. Users eventually feel confident enough to take them off, and save ten bucks a month in the bargain.

    Finally, AOL is moving away from developing their own internal content, and becoming just another ISP. I guess they feel the internet has reached a critical mass of material which makes it useless to develop subscribers-only content. I disagree entirely, I think that this is the time for MORE subscribers-only content, but whatever.

    The point is, AOL is losing everything that it was, as they transition toward being just another ISP. At their prices and with the annoyance of having to use their software to get connected, why would people use AOL>

    P.S. It's bullshit that they claim they're not signing people up just to claim they have more members. As long as they are still sending out AOL CDs in the mail willy-nilly, and putting them on counters at the post office (USPS-Flavored AOL, could anything be worse? That's like head cheese flavored SPAM) then clearly they are trying to inflate their numbers to artificial levels; They HAVE to know that more people use and discard those things than use and renew. That might not have been true once, I'm sure they had a pretty good retention rate back in the day, but they can't possibly now.

    AOL is dragging TW down. It should be cannibalized for its hardware and its customer base and something entirely different done with both.

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  53. Well, at least it's due to broadband. by Stonehand · · Score: 1

    Just imagine if, instead, hordes of AOL's former customers were kidnapped by gigantic, vaguely anthropomorphic, highly colorful (poisonous?) butterflies.

    I-E-O, O-O. I-E-O, O-O...

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  54. AOL IM by karandago · · Score: 2

    ICQ didn't manage to pull it off, and neither Yahoo Messenger or Microsoft's Messenger have the community required. What's going to happen to AOL IM if AOL goes the way of Compuserv or Prodigy? As a college student I'm a member of a sort of new AIM generation, I've been there from the beginning, I use AIM far more than the phone, I know people who have computers seemingly devoted to AIM and MP3's. I know that if AIM suddenly lost support, or (I shudder to think) became a pay service, people could easily go to a different chat program but I see the exact same thing happening with AIM that happened with Napster. Sure I can use Kazaa, Morpheus, Audiogalaxy, or any of a multitude of other programs to steal my music, but it's nothing like the days of Napster when everything was in one place. There is substantial advantage to having a single community unified by the piece of software it uses.

    1. Re:AOL IM by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 1
      What's going to happen to AOL IM if AOL goes the way of Compuserv or Prodigy?


      Instant Messaging suddenly gets a lot more intelligent?

      On a more serious note, if you want a real IM service, use Jabber or ICQ. You may not like ICQ because it's not as pretty as AIM, but trust me, you can do a lot more with it. I prefer Jabber myself though...
    2. Re:AOL IM by forkboy · · Score: 1

      $10 says when money starts getting really tight, AOL sells off the rights of AIM to another company for many millions of dollars. The advertising they can push through the AIM client is worth quite a bit to the right people. I don't see AIM going anywhere, AOL's fate aside.

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  55. No change in unsubscribers by EEBaum · · Score: 1

    I'd wager a guess that the percentage of AOL users who unsubscribe is constant. When a user becomes proficient enough to realize that AOL hinders rather than helps their internet experience, they drop it for another, usually less expensive, ISP.

    Yes, I once was an AOL user. Back in the dark ages of 1995-1996. Then we wised up and went with a different ISP, and finally now have a DSL. It's a stepwise process.

    My guess is that AOL simply ran out of new subscribers, and the unsubscription rate, remaining somewhat constant, has now surpassed the subscription rate.

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  56. Very difficult to cancel service by hyrdra · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My Grandmother used to have AOL and when I installed SuSe 8 with her new cable modem connection, (didn't want to spend $299 on new Windows, and needed something better than 95) it was hell calling up AOL to cancel. She had been a loyal, light user for several years -- any ISP would love to have her, AOL not withstanding. It took at least three calls and several "free 3 month" offers to finally get them to cancel.

    These people had her so confused she was even doubting me. They basically said she wouldn't be able to save her AOL contacts, or access the same web sites, on her new service without subscribing to the alternative access plan (bring your own access), to use AOL-only services over her cable connection.

    Finally after the 3rd call it was done, not without another fight with another rep. They must get paid based upon how many members they can keep from disconnecting. I remember when I had AOL a long time ago when it was the only ISP with a local number, you could cancel as simply as going to keyword: cancel. Now that seems to have changed, and it speaks in their member retention rates as they fight tooth and nail to hold on to the last of their shrinking subscriber base.

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    1. Re:Very difficult to cancel service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      didn't want to spend $299 on new Windows

      Not to go off-topic but if she had Windows 95 then XP would have been $99 which is not much more than SuSE 8 (you did pay for it, right?). How does granny like the Lizard?

    2. Re:Very difficult to cancel service by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      My parents are finally trying to cancel AOL service, which they have not used in a long time. My dad claimed last time he was home that he had called over a month ago and cancelled, but that he had just found their bill in his credit card statement.

      I have to say, though, that back when AOL was the only good ISP, they were a good ISP. It's difficult finding a good ISP these days--we switched our broadband from ComCast cable to Ameritech DSL because ComCast, besides being generally shitty, didn't offer static IP addresses, and we wanted to serve my dad's Web site from our home.

      The reason we wanted to serve from home was that our original Web hoster, mich.com, was bought by bignet, and service went all to hell. But once we switched to Ameritech, we found that the static IP address the telemarketer had said came free with the service actually cost $15/month. On top of that, in November our address became dynamic again. They said it was some temporary server troubles, but it still hasn't become static again, despite more than one call by my dad. We're still paying for it, so they owe us some money.

      Even my university's IT department can't seem to get it right--every once in a while (at least once a week) I get completely disconnected, or service just becomes spotty, for a few hours at a time. Why can't ISPs just provide their services as advertised without a bunch of bullshit and strongarm tactics?

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    3. Re:Very difficult to cancel service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They must get paid based upon how many members they can keep from disconnecting.

      having worked for 'em- yes they do.
      you could earn an absolute bomb if you were good at it.

      ...or corrupt- it was a very common practise to tell the caller they'd been disconnected, but leave it.

      of course, this made everyone else's lives hell, having to deal with the calls when they discover they've effectively been defrauded.

    4. Re:Very difficult to cancel service by hyrdra · · Score: 1

      Hmm, thought you couldn't upgrade 95->XP. Anyway, Granny was a light if not totally clueless user, so it's all the same to her anyway (Windows? What's that?). SuSe 8 is actually a little easier for her to use, looks nice with KDE 3, software installation is very easy with YAST and lots of programs are already installed AND organized. It's also easy for me too: no more stupid relatives coming over and deleting files, changing things, etc: I have the root password!

      And yes: I did buy SuSe 8.1 Personal Edition, and before that 7.1 Professional ($80 + $39). I don't mind spending my hard earned money on something that's worth it and priced resonably. I'll probably be buying the next version too if it's worth it -- which is what all people should do. Don't buy overpriced software, but don't buy software just to be loyal either; buy it because it works and is good software!

      Ok, I'm done preaching.

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  57. been said before... by lordsid · · Score: 1

    ... and i'll say it again. AOL is a halfway house to the internet for anyone too stupid to use otherwise.

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  58. and of course, in related news... by collapser · · Score: 1
    from The Independent:
    Last week AOL Time Warner, a colossal empire whose products vary from Harry Potter films to Now magazine, reported it had made a loss of $99bn in 2002
    and
    Now AOL is taking drastic action to reduce its $27bn debt, first spinning off the cable division. There is speculation the book publishing and music divisions might be sold off to raise money, and even Time magazine could be on the block. The new chairman, Dick Parsons, must be fuming about the potential loss of these media gems, sacrificed to solve a problem aggravated by internet silliness.


    Didn't the words "Don't", "Put", "Eggs", "All", "One" and "Basket" ever occur to them?

    No-one ever found stability by cooking the books and following the twisted whims of their investors. Say no to gambling, kids.
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    1. Re:and of course, in related news... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Who needs stability when you can get a big short-term payoff on the market for your officers?

      What, you thought they were worried about YOU when they talked about shareholders' interests? Silly monkey.

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  59. Possible reasons for the decline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    AOL once made leaving so difficult (in terms of the barriers erected against finding the information needed to unsubscribe) that it's not surprising there hasn't been a higher rate of defections. Also I think you could only do it by snail mail. I'm guessing that nowadays they make this information accessible, and perhaps even allow electronic unsubscription, leading to a faster dropout rate than arrival rate.

    And once people leave, they don't come back, so their growth is limited by a dwindling pool of victims.

    1. Re:Possible reasons for the decline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      AOL currently insists you quit by live phone call so their guy can try to talk you out of leaving; including offering you free AOL service for two months if you will please just not quit right now.

    2. Re:Possible reasons for the decline by hymie3 · · Score: 1

      And they seem to offer the free two months every time you try to quit (to keep their numbers up?) My grandmother has had free service from AOL for over a year now. Every two months she calls up to cancel the service; every two months, they give her a renewal.

  60. Re:Stopped signing up customers just to count them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bait and switch.

  61. Re:msn is less gay than aol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    msn appeals to gay peeps more than aol, hrmph

    Bizarro world definition.

  62. The lowdown on AOL's "active accounts" numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have heard statistics floated around which indicate that for several years, AOL spent more than $100 to acquire each new member... And recouped that easily at the time. The majority of members who signed up spent well more than $100 over the life of their AOL subscription, so while there were huge expenditures up front (and probably some creative accounting somewhere to defer the costs) to woo those members, in the end most of this resulted in a net gain.

    The $100 per new member figure, of course, included the number of promotional disks mailed out to people who never signed up, didn't even own a computer, etc. The term "carpet bomb" doesn't even begin to describe how floppies were mailed at the time. For a year or more approximately 1997-1998, everyone in my apartment complex received a disk in the mail once a month. There's a 33 gallon trash can at the mailbox gazebo, and you could always tell which day of the month was "carpet bomb day." The trash can would be full of AOL disks. Incidentally, this was at the time when I was into AO-haxing, so I used to nab the lot of them for the account certificate numbers included...

    Speaking of AO-haxing, for quite some time fake AOL accounts would last up to a month, assuming you didn't do anything egregious. You could make a fake account and use the hell out of it until a month was up and the billing date rolled around, at which point the billing systems would kill the account. There was a reason that the accounts lasted so long, and it wasn't that AOL didn't know the accounts were bogus. They knew full well about the number of fake accounts on the system, but what they also knew is that those accounts were active. Yes, AOL sort of "tacitly ignored" fraudulent accounts (again unless you proactively did something to get them terminated) because they could claim those accounts as among their member base.

    (Side note: this changed soon after AOL went flat-rate, fake accounts would be nuked as soon as the auditing systems found them. The reason? During the 5-cent-per-minute heyday, AOL could add the number of hours spent online by hackers on fake accounts to their "hours billed this month" and thus to their supposed profits. After flat-rate took effect, fake accounts were no longer a revenue booster on the books, so they cracked down.)

    Fake accounts aren't the only ones which were counted as active in perhaps a misleading manner. For years (perhaps still, I'm out of the loop) all AOL employees received two accounts. One was their internal work account, which was supposed to be closely guarded. For that reason, employees also received what was called a "1+1" account: a normal, non-privileged account that they were supposed to use if they wanted to sign on from home, or share AOL with their family. Both internal and 1+1 accounts were supposedly counted among the "active member" rolls.

    It doesn't end there. Accounts created with gratis promo codes, overhead status, and invoice "billing" (most invoice accounts never incurred a bill) were also counted. These were the accounts handed out like candy to radio stations, television stations, Radio Shack stores, large corporations to encourage their employees to sign up, and various other so-called "affinity groups" on the AOL service.

    I could go on. But suffice it to say, AOL's number of "subscribers" has never been accurate and likely never will.

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  63. competition from lower cost dial-up services? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I only pay $5.95 for unlimited dial-up from access4less.net. I think people are crazy to pay over $20/month for aol/msn/earthlink.

  64. Re:More Info - where they are going by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    Weird. I've never had better support for anything than I've had from Speakeasy. Certainly better than what I was getting from SBC Internet for their own broadband service.

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  65. I thought they moved to M$ by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    a split doubles your number of shares, not the value of your investment.

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  66. Yahoo? by Hobobo · · Score: 1

    Is "Yahoo!" the site or an exclamation in reaction to the article?

  67. I've often wondered... by vudufixit · · Score: 1


    If AOL counts each screen name as a discrete "member"
    Doing so could create a distorted perception of the number of paying subscribers.

  68. The truth behind the signup stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have heard statistics floated around which indicate that for several years, AOL spent more than $100 to acquire each new member... And recouped that easily at the time. The majority of members who signed up spent well more than $100 over the life of their AOL subscription, so while there were huge expenditures up front (and probably some creative accounting somewhere to defer the costs) to woo those members, in the end most of this resulted in a net gain.

    The $100 per new member figure, of course, included the number of promotional disks mailed out to people who never signed up, didn't even own a computer, etc. The term "carpet bomb" doesn't even begin to describe how floppies were mailed at the time. For a year or more approximately 1997-1998, everyone in my apartment complex received a disk in the mail once a month. There's a 33 gallon trash can at the mailbox gazebo, and you could always tell which day of the month was "carpet bomb day." The trash can would be full of AOL disks. Incidentally, this was at the time when I was into AO-haxing, so I used to nab the lot of them for the account certificate numbers included...

    Speaking of AO-haxing, for quite some time fake AOL accounts would last up to a month, assuming you didn't do anything egregious. You could make a fake account and use the hell out of it until a month was up and the billing date rolled around, at which point the billing systems would kill the account. There was a reason that the accounts lasted so long, and it wasn't that AOL didn't know the accounts were bogus. They knew full well about the number of fake accounts on the system, but what they also knew is that those accounts were active. Yes, AOL sort of "tacitly ignored" fraudulent accounts (again unless you proactively did something to get them terminated) because they could claim those accounts as among their member base.

    (Side note: this changed soon after AOL went flat-rate, fake accounts would be nuked as soon as the auditing systems found them. The reason? During the 5-cent-per-minute heyday, AOL could add the number of hours spent online by hackers on fake accounts to their "hours billed this month" and thus to their supposed profits. After flat-rate took effect, fake accounts were no longer a revenue booster on the books, so they cracked down.)

    Fake accounts aren't the only ones which were counted as active in perhaps a misleading manner. For years (perhaps still, I'm out of the loop) all AOL employees received two accounts. One was their internal work account, which was supposed to be closely guarded. For that reason, employees also received what was called a "1+1" account: a normal, non-privileged account that they were supposed to use if they wanted to sign on from home, or share AOL with their family. Both internal and 1+1 accounts were supposedly counted among the "active member" rolls.

    It doesn't end there. Accounts created with gratis promo codes, overhead status, and invoice "billing" (most invoice accounts never incurred a bill) were also counted. These were the accounts handed out like candy to radio stations, television stations, Radio Shack stores, large corporations to encourage their employees to sign up, and various other so-called "affinity groups" on the AOL service.

    I could go on. But suffice it to say, AOL's number of "subscribers" has never been accurate and likely never will.

  69. Re:More Info - where they are going by Osty · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I'm unique in my experiences with Speakeasy, but they've been reliably terrible for me. I should qualify that the problems I've had have not been with any tech support (though the latest problem I dealt with stemmed from their inability to troubleshoot a technical issue), but instead with billing and payment issues, and Speakeasy's inability to keep promises. Most recently, I had a bad SDSL modem (it was bad since day one, but worked well enough that I only suffered nightly DSL outtages). The modem was purchased in November 01, I began bugging their tech support about the nightly outtages in Feb 02, and continued to do so until in Nov 02 they finally decided the modem was faulty -- conveniently right after the modem's warranty expired. Eay enough to solve, you'd think. Plenty of documentation showing I've been having problems long prior to the warranty expiration, so just replace it under warranty. That's what they said they'd do. Imagine my surprise, then, when I got my December bill -- $150 for a new modem, plus $200 for the tech visit (because apparently I'm not qualified to plug the modem into the wall jack), plus some random $80 "miscellaneous" fee, plus all of the assorted taxes on said service (including two poorly named "tax reimbursements" that were no reimbursements at all, but charges). That sure doesn't sound like a modem replaced under warranty to me! Anyway, when I finally noticed the erroneous charges in January (yay autopayments, I didn't see all of this until looking at my credit card statement), it took me about a week to actually speak with someone at a high enough level to credit back those charges. And just to add insult to injury, I had to call them, even though I was promised a call-back (typical Speakeasy -- they'll promise to call you back until they're blue in the face, but you'll never ever get that call).


    Things are sorted out now, but I'm eagerly anticipating how they plan to screw me over this year. After having been screwed in 2001 and screwed in 2002, I have no reason to believe 2003 will be any different.


    If it weren't that Speakeasy is the best DSL provider in the business (and that says more about their competition than it does about Speakeasy), I'd switch immediately. As it is, I put up with their bullshit so that I can have DSL how I want it. It sucks, but such is life.

  70. Who cares? They are losing money. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    A billion if I recall correctly. The only part of the comapny making some money is the more traditional one, not the ISP side of things.

    What will happen to Mozilla? That is the only thing of interest to me. The rest of the jugernaut should be sold piece by piece to the best offerer.

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  71. Now they'll just increase the Telemarketing calls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a company doing alot of AOL calling. I quit after a month. It was making me sick. All those free hours just to increase their marketing calls. I can still pop off the bullshit lines that I had to read to those poor people.

    May AOL die a slow and horrible death

  72. Re:you did pay for it, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    you did pay for it, right?


    If he used his copy, or burned a set for his grandmother from his copy, it didn't cost his grandmother anything except the blank CD-Rs. Pocket change. He's allowed to do this under the GPL. Or if it was SUSE, he could have done an ftp install (if broadband, if it was dialup, he'd still be there). If it was most any other gnu/linux distribution, he could have downloaded it from the internet legally.

    otoh, with windows, doing this is illegal, you are a dirty pirate sc*mb*g, and Jack Valenti and his cronies at the bsa will hunt you down.

    1. Or maybe he bought her a full distribution, so that she could use the manuals as kindling in her fireplace. Manuals. You remember manuals right?

    2. Or maybe they just got tired of viruses, of spending extra for office/popup blockers/and about 4000 other applications.
      Or maybe she just wanted better stability/uptime/reliability.
      Or maybe she just wanted to start clustering her bingo odds calculations with OpenMosix (once again, free).
      Or maybe she wants a choice of a half dozen better browsers than IE.
      Or maybe she wanted free compilers
      Or maybe she wanted free database servers
      Or maybe she wanted the worlds most popular and free web server
      Or maybe she wanted free ftp servers
      Or maybe she wanted free vpn solutions
      Or maybe she wanted free email servers
      Or maybe she wanted free fax servers
      Or maybe she wanted free raid software
      Or maybe she wanted free file and print server
      Or maybe she wanted free OCR software
      Or maybe she wanted free multiple firewall solutions
      Or maybe she wanted more than 4 free games
      Or maybe she wanted free updates
      Or maybe she wanted free patches that don't break the system and that work and that don't need 4 hours and two admins to apply
      Or maybe she wanted access to the developers
      Or maybe she wanted access to the source code
      Or maybe she was tired of a company that intentionally breaks backward compatibility
      Or maybe she didn't want to bother keeping track of software licenses
      Or maybe she wants to donate the computer in the future and doesn't want to cause a software license problem for the recipient
      Or maybe she doesn't have the additional money for a hardware upgrade required by that other once popular os.
      Or maybe she needs something a bit more powerful for her genome research


    Free as in freedom to modify, and in most cases free as in beer.

    Look at what happened to aol last quarter. What happened there will happen to your beloved ms. And when the analysts pull their head out of the sand and stop lying, ms will implode. They are losing money on everything except the os and office. Everything except the os and office. Everything. Once product activation weeds out the "pirate" sc*mb*gs, and once gunpoint licensing finishes inflating the numbers, and people finally wake up and realize that market share is going down, not up, revenue on the os and office are going down, not up, then the world comes to an end for ms. Less than 2 years left. Hear that ticking?...
  73. hope AOL doesn't fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL, as much as they may be despised by the crowd here, is one of the only remaining "competitors" to the microsoft machine.

  74. Funniest AOL Ad Ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite AOL ad used to have the AOL voice saying "goodbye" during part of the ad. I saw this long after I quit AOL, but it cracked me up. Every time AOL boots you offline for no reason it says "goodbye" in the same voice as in the ad. They removed the "goodbye" from the ad pretty quickly, but it cracked me up every time I saw it.

  75. Re:More Info - where they are going by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    Still weird. They've had no problems letting me plug things in myself, and I've never had to wait for a callback--they've even called me back in response to emails I've sent them, and sometimes just to make sure everything's okay, and that my latest request has been satisfied. I've never had to deal with chargebacks, or warrany replacement issues, so I can't really speak to that... but it sounds like they just hate you, personally.

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  76. Re:More Info - where they are going by Osty · · Score: 1

    it sounds like they just hate you, personally

    That's pretty much what I've decided. I'm pretty sure there's a permanent note attached to my account that reads, "This guy is a chump. See how bad you can screw this customer." What's worse is that I'm in the Seattle area, which is Speakeasy's home town. If anybody is going to get good service, you'd expect it to be the people from the place where Speakeasy originated. I can't even claim that they're not giving me good service because I'm not paying them much. (I'm on 768 SDSL, though I'd rather not be -- that came from their first attempt to screw me, wherein my initial 1.5/384 ADSL line at $90/mo was deemed to be $250/mo, with three months back charge, so we split the difference with Speakeasy dropping all charges for that line and me moving to $160/mo 768 SDSL. One of the more expensive consumer plans, so theoretically I should be getting stellar service, yes?)


    When even the best is shit (from my own experiences), you learn to live with shit. Maybe I should start a pool for when in 2003 Speakeasy will screw me again and make some money off of my misfortunes. (Personally, my money would be on if/when I move -- I'm planning on buying a house/condo/something other than my apartment, and will want to carry my DSL with me on the move, but that's also prime territory for fuck-ups, so that's where the smart money would be if I choose to do that this year).

  77. Re:"The book, 'To Serve Webpages' - It's a COOKBOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I will reign as king, creating a hybrid penguin-man life form through necessary albeit not too unpleasant acts of beastiality. Thank you AOHell!

  78. end of september? by steffl · · Score: 1

    could this be the sign that the september _might_ end?

    erik

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