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Samba-TNG Team Releases 0.3

emissary47 writes "The Samba-TNG (the next generation) team, releases the first beta of Samba-TNG (a Samba fork since 2000) including some very interesting features for everyone willing to replace NT4 domain controllers. With excellent LDAP-backend support, integration of Microsoft tools such as usermanager for domains and servermanager and a powerful command-line tool called rpcclient it is _the_ alternative solution for Windows domain controlling at the moment. They even include scripts for NT4-server migration in order to make a change easier."

302 comments

  1. the posters below me by YourMissionForToday · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Can blow me! Happy Troll Tuesday, FP aficionados!

  2. I THIRST FOR PISS! THE FROSTY KIND!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp, bitches.

  3. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Samba-TNG Team releases YOU!

  4. What about Samba-DS9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How will they handle the wormhole effect?

    1. Re:What about Samba-DS9? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "What about Samba-DS9?"

      Samba-Voyager's kinda cool. They promise that if it disappears, it'll return within 7 years.

    2. Re:What about Samba-DS9? by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >> How will they handle the wormhole effect?

      Hopefull better than the way their website is handeling the /. effect.

      --

      Karma: The shiznight, mostly because I am the Drizzle.

    3. Re:What about Samba-DS9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      nah. they'll probably just skip ds9 and voyage in an attempt to grab the enterprise market.

    4. Re:What about Samba-DS9? by iceT · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Samba-DS9??!!?? Get real. As any good corporate citizen knows, we all want Samba-Enterprise .

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      -- You can't idiot-proof anything, because they're always coming out with better idiots.
    5. Re:What about Samba-DS9? by tigersha · · Score: 2, Funny

      And Microsoft would love to be known as
      Samba:Nemesis

      --
      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
  5. Would you believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...that I'm getting a FIRST POST via Lynx? Let's hear it for web-based trolling!

    1. Re:Would you believe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      web-based trolling!? what'll they think of next?

      I can't even pity your dumb ass.

  6. Awesome by malachai · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Was looking for something to replace that old NT box....this rocks.

  7. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's about time. Too bad this wasn't available two years ago, when NT4 was still run in some older environments...

    1. Re:Good! by GombuMstr · · Score: 1

      What do you mean. This works well with 2000/XP

    2. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh.

      2kdomains-AD suck.

      how's that for insightful.

      i can count on one hand the number of 500desktop+ 2k domains here in San Antonio.

      NT4.0...it's fucking everywhere.

      and sure you will see 2k servers all over...but the domain controllers are still nt4.0

  8. Samba-TNG by H.G.+Pennypacker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Code named 'Crusher'.

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    -- HG Pennypacker, wealthy industrialist and philanthropist
    1. Re:Samba-TNG by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Code named 'Crusher'.

      . . . and don't go asking me to reorganize your isolinear optical chips if you decide to play cowboy and run your server through the heart of an anomaly.

      I don't do that shit anymore.

    2. Re:Samba-TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the laugh. Being a young trekkie, I always liked your character. Your presence on /. is awesome. Thanks.

    3. Re:Samba-TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Like the other person replying to your post, I grew up watching TNG and loved your character too. Of course it was just as I was realizing I was gay and I loved your character for a different reason :P

    4. Re:Samba-TNG by slittle · · Score: 1
      I don't do that shit anymore.
      Promoted to management, eh? Poor bastard..
      --
      Opportunity knocks. Karma hunts you down.
    5. Re:Samba-TNG by CleverNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      Promoted to management, eh? Poor bastard . . .

      You have no idea.

    6. Re:Samba-TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the original star trek better, and Wesley was eminently hateable (b/c I want to be the young genius on the Enterprise, dammit!), but I agree, you've brought me around, you personally rox0R!

  9. I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by burgburgburg · · Score: -1, Troll

    What does the TNG stand for?

    1. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Next Generation.

    2. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the next generation.

      sounds familiar, eh? ;-)

      Artaxerxes

    3. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by PincheGab · · Score: 1

      The Next Generation?

    4. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by ozzee · · Score: 1
      What does the TNG stand for?

      TNG - The Next Generation

    5. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "What does the TNG stand for?"

      It stands for:

      That's
      Not
      Gnu
      .

    6. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      hella funny!

      I thought it stood for "New Technology" or "More Stuff for Microsoft to Break".

    7. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean "Tng is Not Gnu" I am sure ?

    8. Re:I've read the FAQ, but still don't know by psamuels · · Score: 1
      You mean "Tng is Not Gnu" I am sure ?

      Heh. Good one. I might have to add that to the faq. Do you have a real name I can credit, or will Mr Coward have to do?

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      "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
  10. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+176 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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    1. Re:Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Mod parent up! +5, Extremely interesting and insightful!

    2. Re:Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      You are posting for the wrong article. Please post to a MicroSoft Windows, VB, MFC or C# forum.

    3. Re:Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Fits slashdot. Mod parent up!

    4. Re:Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by alteran · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Could you please post this 150 times?

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  11. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+185 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  12. What's new? by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 5, Informative

    Taken directly from the announcement, but it's short enough to just put here.

    Most important changes in 0.3:

    • Updated LDAP schema in ldap/samba-tng.schema-v3
    • Improved LDAP backend (subcontexts, performance speed up)
    • NT trusting TNG works now out of the box
    • Update to the registry tools in rpcclient
    • libiconv usage

    --sex

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    1. Re:What's new? by Grrreat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Does'nt suppoort "File locking" or "File ACL Support". I've been able to use ACL support in Linux after compiling. Is File Locking critical? I'm mean what can happen to a file it more than one person opens a file, does it allow them to save over each other's version?

    2. Re:What's new? by extra88 · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I have a file open on an NT server and an OS X client also has it open, everything is fine until I try to save the file. The app says it can't save the file under the original name and saves it with a random (alphanumeric) 8 character string for a name, not even the correct filename extension. That's pretty annoying but at least my changes aren't lost.

      If a 2nd Windows client opened the file, they would be warned that the file was already open and they could only open it Read Only (I only have experience with MS Word and Excel in this context so I don't know for certain if the applications play a part).

      I think there certainly is the potential for ending up with a crazy mixed-up file if more than one client saves changes to it at once. The more likely event is the last saved version is the one which is kept but it depends on the application and in some cases, the file.

    3. Re:What's new? by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is File Locking critical?

      Yes. There are plenty of applications that exploit this capability.

      A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, before the dark times, that is, before MS SQL Server, there were multi user applications. Multiple workstations, each locally running a copy of the application, could open the same data file on the server. Because they could, through the API, request certian byte range portions of the file be "locked" from other users who had the file open, they could effectively do sophisticated multi user operations without a database server. (Database servers were things for mainframes.)

      There are still programs that can do this. For instance. Microsoft Visual FoxPro. If you use FoxPro's native database (not an ODBC to some other database), then you need nothing more than a shared folder on a fileserver that supports locking. Too bad that SMB isn't suitable. This effectively cuts out some vertical market applications written in tools such as Visual FoxPro from using a shared Samba server. "Sorry, Mr. Customer, to run this specialized package, you'll need an NT server, a Novell server or an AppleShare server."

      Don't think these are merely "legacy" applications either.

      How many modern software programs allow concurrent editing of a document by multiple people? (where the applications cooperate in modifications to the data structures of the document and don't clibber each other) Excel? Word?

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    4. Re:What's new? by skeedlelee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How many modern software programs allow concurrent editing of a document by multiple people? (where the applications cooperate in modifications to the data structures of the document and don't clibber each other) Excel? Word?

      Granted I didn't work at it for that long, but I did attempt to get Word2000 to do this for a few medium sized documents a while ago. My experience was that there was no way to dynamically decide what part you wanted to work on, you had to declare the divisions ahead of time and then could use their master document approach (or whatever they called it). Basically, you declare a bunch of document sections, which are then stitched back into one document. A little clunky and made keeping a version archive pretty nasty, links got fouled up all overthe place.

      Given that it was a small group of people working on the documents, and the master document approach seemed to foul a few things up, we found it easier to have someone in control who could manually split out the necessary portions and reintegrate later. Bloody waste of time.

      The whole thing about 90% people using only 10% of the capability of Office is right on, the useful features are often missing or very hard to figure out. Not that I have a clue what takes up most of the space in office... clipart maybe?

    5. Re:What's new? by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      I really don't know about Word and Excel since I never use either of them.

      But I can assure you that there are database applications that definitely use this approach quite successfully. Records are of uniform length. So are b-tree index nodes. I know the approach to be used as far back as the very earliest fileservers in microcomputers.

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    6. Re:What's new? by (startx) · · Score: 1

      The big one I've seen lately causing headaches is MS Visual Studio.NET does file byte range locking. This is all fine and dandy, until you try to save and work on projects on a AFS drive, which only supports whole file locking, and VS.NET barfs all over it.

    7. Re:What's new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How many modern software programs allow concurrent editing of a document by multiple people? (where the applications cooperate in modifications to the data structures of the document and don't clibber each other) Excel? Word?

      uh, CVS?

    8. Re:What's new? by Jeremy+Allison+-+Sam · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Err - both Samba-TNG and Samba support this (byte-range
      locks). Out of the box. We have done for years. I wrote the
      code :-). That's why you can use Samba for these multi-user
      apps :-).

      Jeremy.

    9. Re:What's new? by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      I only have experience with MS Word and Excel in this context so I don't know for certain if the applications play a part

      It's almost certainly the applications. When you open a file in Word, it makes a little temp file with a similar name in the same directory. I'm not sure what's stored in there, but at least it allows other copies of Word to know if the file is already open.

      I don't think Excel does the same thing, but it might.

    10. Re:What's new? by Woodrose · · Score: 1

      Duration and granularity of the lock are intertwined; if duration was near zero, granularity could be smaller. Think in terms of an online document collaboration program where a single document is shared by multiple editors, but the bandwidth is sufficiently high that everyone sees everyone elses keystrokes at the same time. Chaotic, but highly collaborative. Locks would be reduced to a single character. At the opposite end of the spectrum you have locks that cover entire database views for long periods of time -- generally batch, technically multi-use (but only grudgingly so). Locking is a big subject, very comp-sci.

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    11. Re:What's new? by snookerdoodle · · Score: 1

      Real life example: Solomon IV 2.6, peer-to-peer version. Win 3.1, runs successfully on all flavors.

      Up to 6 simultaneous users (we did 6 very successfully). Works like a charm.

      This is a "serious" full featured general purpose accounting package w/ gl, ap, payroll, etc. All the controls missing in Quickbooks, Peachtree, and their ilk, but priced competitively. No back end!

      Starting w/ version 4.5, MS SQL Slammer is now required.

      Mark

    12. Re:What's new? by LadyLucky · · Score: 1
      The whole thing about 90% people using only 10% of the capability of Office is right on

      This common misconception is responsible for uncounted number of software failures. The key thing is that those 90% each use a different 10%. Can you possible come up with a list of features that nobody uses? I use some rather esoteric ones in Word, but don't use ones other people use. The key is to have the functionality there, and make the software usable in the way you use it.

      Microsoft's solution to this involves those menus that hide things you don't use. Not the best solution, but it works for some people.

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    13. Re:What's new? by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      uh, CVS?
      Whenever somebody wants to edit a file, CVS actually just gives them a copy. When they're done editing, CVS merges the new versin with the old, and checks it into the repository (and, IIRC, the repository's copy of the file gets locked to prevent multiple people from checking in changes at the same time).

      Let's say you have a file, foo.txt, and imagine that multiple people were editing this file at the same time. The file would most likely get corrupted, and at the very least some weirdness would go on (imagine opening the file, and at the same time somebody else was saving changes to the file; you would only get part of their changes). People would overwrite each other's changes, people would try to save changes at the same time, etc.

  13. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+622 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  14. I luv Samba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Epspecially Clara Nunes, Beth Carvalho, Alcione, Gilberto Gil ( well, I know, he's Tropicalia), etc. etc.

    Bossa Nova is boring!!!!!.

  15. Samba-Voyager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    All your files get lost on the other side of the network for 7 years.

    1. Re:Samba-Voyager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well 2003-1995 is about 7 years.

  16. no way... by Kewjoe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Im waiting for Samba-Enterprise or Samba-Voyager or...

    ok.. lame joke.. sorry ;)

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  17. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+447 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  18. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+261 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  19. Goooo Samba ! by bushboy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Must admit, I don't follow any kind of samba dev, I just use the default samba install in whatever disty I'm using (use it on a tiny 12 people network), as it always works 'out the box'

    Goooooo Samba ! *spoken like al pacino watching flamingos on tv*

    Wonderful software is few and far between - samba falls into that category.

    --
    A slashdotting - you get the stick first and then the carrot !
  20. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+829 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  21. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+369 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  22. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+518 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  24. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+923 · · Score: -1, Troll

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    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  25. Only Reading the Headlines? by 1nsane0ne · · Score: 1

    From the very first line of the post of the story: The Samba-TNG (the next generation)

  26. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+647 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  27. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+074 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  28. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+001 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    18644

  29. Samba lead considers the fork a Good Thing(TM) by tempest303 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Before anyone gets off on a huge rant about this fork being pointless/harmfull/etc, read this - it's a statement by Andrew Tridgell, saying that he is "delighted" about the fork...

    1. Re:Samba lead considers the fork a Good Thing(TM) by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Redundant

      "As the original author of Samba I am delighted that this split has occurred. Many of the design decisions in Samba are showing their age, but as Samba is so widely used it can be difficult to try radical new approaches while keeping the code as stable as users have come to expect. With a new project developers have a lot more freedom to try innovative solutions to problems without any concern about stability. While we don't yet know how the TNG project will work out, it will certainly teach us something about how their proposed approaches work when they are given the chance to be fully tested."

      "I look forward to seeing more development in TNG now that the developers are not constrained by the more conservative elements of the Samba Team (such as myself!) and I will be delighted to see the project flourish. There has been only one viable SMB server solution for the free software community for far too long, and a world with only one choice is a boring place indeed."

      Divide and conquor.

    2. Re:Samba lead considers the fork a Good Thing(TM) by revery · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Now you see that Evil [upevil.net] will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet

      Uhm, good may be dumb, but evil looks like they're just now getting online... ;)

    3. Re:Samba lead considers the fork a Good Thing(TM) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Divide and conquor.

      True, just way too short. Try "Divide, do some serious R&D work in a separate project to avoid mucking up the mainline Samba code, then when all the new code's in good shape, merge back in. Call the new version Samba 3.0 and Conquer Microsoft PDC installations."

    4. Re:Samba lead considers the fork a Good Thing(TM) by cesarcardoso · · Score: 1

      Before anyone gets off on a huge rant about this fork being pointless/harmfull/etc, read this [samba.org] - it's a statement by Andrew Tridgell, saying that he is "delighted" about the fork...

      Why people are so scared about forks? Forks make Open Source software better.

      --
      Cesar Cardoso can be found at cesar at zyakannazio dot eti dot br (or at least I believe so)
  30. Better late than never? by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Wow, I thought this died. So they've been working since 2000 to replace NT4 (1996?) domain controllers, and now Microsoft has ripped through 2000, XP ... ?

    Seems like they're a bit late to the party, not that I don't appreciate the work, but haven't we all pretty much come up with work arounds or are used to dealing with Samba:TOS ?

    1. Re:Better late than never? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been able to do domain controler stuff with samba for ages.

      What has M$ put into XP that breaks things horribly (I know 2000 has a lot of naties in it)

    2. Re:Better late than never? by msgmonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are alot of places that still use NT4 and with MS EOL'ing it people will be forced to upgrade to Windows 2000. If this makes it easy for people to move over to Linux instead of Windows 2000 than all the better.

    3. Re:Better late than never? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I just wish they'd start adding graphic control tools... that'd make moving way easier.

    4. Re:Better late than never? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      No. Samba 2.2 already can replace NT4 domain controllers. What Samba's Next Generation will be able to do is to replace Win2000 (i.e. Active Directory) domain controllers. Since these are only just starting to really come into use as people obsolete their old NT4 boxes, if Samba can get a production release of TNG out sometime this year, they should be right on time to catch all the people who are considering migrating to an open-source Active Directory solution.

    5. Re:Better late than never? by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      They have. As the summary says, it now support the NT4 user/server manager tools. So you can use the same graphical tools to administer it as you use to administer a native NT4 PDC.

    6. Re:Better late than never? by lkaos · · Score: 2, Informative

      The regular Samba project has had NT4 domain controller support for quite sometime...

      We are currently working on Active Directory domain controller support. We've got a domain join more or less working for AD but are still working on initial logon.

      Read here for more info.

      --
      int func(int a);
      func((b += 3, b));
    7. Re:Better late than never? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Okay, but what are they supposed to do about GPOs? Or WINS replication? Ever try to get network browsing to work across subnets without that? What about failover support? Are you really going to tell your boss "Yeah, we'll use this 0.3 release beta software to run our organization's network/file services and hope for the best! If shit breaks then tough!" If you would actually consider implementing Samba as a primary authentication service in a production environment then you are utterly mad. Even Samba-TNG will not be suitable for quite some time now for anything outside of a home network. The only place I can see Samba having any use is in a heterogenous environment with lots of Unix and Windows clients, and even at that you have to maintain seperate username/password databases for the Unix and Windows users. Administering Samba is a pain in the ass, frankly.

      Don't get me wrong, I think that the Samba project has a noble goal, I just think that perhaps they're going about it the wrong way. What I would like to see, rather than a redundant project immitating what Microsoft already can do, is an open-source "Client for Unix Networks", sort of like a Novell for Unix. Sure the windows client would have to be designed from the ground up, but that would make implementing things such as Group Policy Objects and functionality simmilar to Novell's ZEN system a whole lot easier. You could integrate code for the already existing Kerberos and AFS clients for windows into it, and build an LDAP backend on the server side of things that could be used to authenticate Macintosh, Windows or Unix clients. Maybe it could even have a plugin system for implementing policies on those respective operating systems as well. More importantly, if serious effort were concentrated onto this project, it could very well break the impending stranglehold that Microsoft seems destined to have on the server market with the fall of Novell and the rise of Windows .NET and its facist licensing system.

      I dunno, just a thought.

    8. Re:Better late than never? by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      I just saw that Samba XP was released just over a month ago, at least the announcement was made then.
      Not that I can find it anywhere. Not having XP, that is no big deal for me.

      --
      Mielipiteet omiani - Opinions personal, facts suspect.
    9. Re:Better late than never? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is extremely attractive - it's just jumped to the top of my list of things to test.

      I manage an IT section for an organisation of 110 people. We use NT4 and Linux for our back end servers (there's a couple of HP's but who counts them as serious boxes) and are well aware of the Microsoft EOL issue.

      What people need to remember about NT is not just the cost of the server OS, but the per client costs (yes - you pay for each workstation that can connect to the server) and the ongoing problems of license management.

      The idea of migrating from a stable working server base (yes - you can get NT4 stable if you work at it) to Windows 2000 and the whole active domain morass is a tough one to consider. Moving to Linux would be a lot easier, as the only NT thing I need is Exchange. This would allow me to replace everything but the mail server with Linux, and then I can start looking at that SUSE exchange replacement product.

      Once Samba TNG is as stable as NT4, it means that the only credible place for Microsoft products in my organisation is on the desktop. If Sun can get Star Office on an even (or higher) par with MS Office, I can start pruning that out and simply stick with the Microsoft OS that comes with the hardware.

      I repeat - this is extremely good news

    10. Re:Better late than never? by abartlet · · Score: 1

      People are free to install AFS clients on NT if they want - even NFS clients are available. But there is one major problem - almost nobody does!

      Samba succeeds becouse it does not require client modifications - you can swap in and out the server equipment without changing your thousands of clients.

      And even if we were to create a 'Client for Unix Networks', it would not make the job easier anyway - most of the issues we come up against are in emulating NTFS semantics, in comparison pushing these onto CIFS is easy....

      Doing this on the sever-side really is easier - we have the LDAP user management already. The other things you list are really seperate tools - there is no reason why a tool like Novell's ZEN system can't work without replacing the network client, and no reason why such a tool cannot be developed.

  31. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+284 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  32. Breaking News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Kevin Mitnick's site gets Hacked.

    He should have used Linux

    1. Re:Breaking News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he talked about this on Coast to Coast (late night radio show, used to be hosted by Art Bell) a few nights ago. He said he wasn't involved with the administration, so crackers that thought they were getting something on him really didn't have much. They weren't hacking him, just a website run by someone else that happens to be affiliated with him.

    2. Re:Breaking News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a brand new hack. 2nd incident. Sadly.

      The site admin should be fired.

  33. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+565 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  34. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+831 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  36. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+993 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  37. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+566 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  38. kudos to the clit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Old ike would be proud.

  39. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+413 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  40. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+671 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  41. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+753 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  42. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+607 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  43. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+122 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  44. I'm with stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  45. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+240 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  46. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+781 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  47. Trolling for Tuesdays! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I was fully in her, her hymen was broken and I just lay there waiting for her pain to subside, I slowly withdrew my cock and pushed it in again and she moaned, I now knew that the pain had gone so I started giving her long slow strokes, she was making moans of pleasure and then I increased my pace and soon I was ramming her with full force. She soon reached her orgasm and her whole body was shivering. I was also on the verge of coming and so I increased my pace even further and soon I grunted and emptied my load in the condom, I just lay on her we were sweating like pigs, I kissed her on the lips and thanked her and said I love you she said I love you too. Her face was glowing with satisfaction, I withdrew my cock from her and saw blood on the end of the condom I also saw some blood trickling out of he cunt, I gave her my hanky to clean up, she stood up took the hanky and went towards the river, she wet the hanky and cleaned herself and then returned with the wet hanky, she came to me I was still sitting on the leaves, she removed the condom from my cock and cleaned my cock, I loved the way she did this it was very sensual. We both got dressed and hand in hand started walking back to the farmhouse. In my mind I was still not fully satisfied; I wanted to fuck her properly and in comfort. We reached home and she went straight inside the house, I sat with my uncle under the mango tree talking. He informed me that one of his friends is very ill so he and his wife will be going to see him in the city tomorrow. We had dinner later and then all sat chatting, later at bedtime all us kids were to sleep on the terrace. The beds were already made, we all went to the terrace and asked Seema which is my bed, she pointed to the last bed and then went and slept on the bed next to mine. We all lied down and soon I found Seema's hand on my cock, I too placed my hand inside her shirt and on her tits, we fooled around for quite some time then eventually fell asleep. In the morning at about 7 am I felt Seema's lips on mine, she kissed me and said 'good morning' its 7 o clock wake up dad and mum are leaving at 9. I got up and went to the bathroom and got ready and then had breakfast. Uncle and auntie left at nine and told us that they will be late coming in the evening. After their departure Seema and me we went for a walk and got back at midday, we had lunch and decided to rest, the younger ones had already gone upstairs and fallen asleep. I saw this as an opportunity and caught Seema by her hand and took her to her parents bedroom, I locked the door from inside and laid Seema on the bed and started kissing her, I unbuttoned her shirt and undid her skirt, she was in front of me with only her white bra and panties, I took my clothes off and became fully naked and went near Seema. My cock was fully erect and Seema was admiring my love muscle, she took my cock in her hand and said 'you have a beautiful lund' she kissed the head of my cock and then took it in her mouth, I was surprised as yesterday she had refused to suck me, I was feeling the warmth of her mouth on my lund and the sensation was out of this world. I undid her bra hooks and removed her bra and started pressing her boobs she was enjoying every bit. I said 'Seema let us do 69' she said what is that, then I explained it to her and she agreed to it. I removed her panties and then got into 69 position on the bed, we were sucking each other like mad and soon she came and her juices wet my face I licked all her juices, she was still sucking my cock, I started finger fucking her and she came again this time the orgasm was very intense and she let go of my lund and lied besides me she was shivering with lust, I again started kissing her and then got between her legs and put my cock on her cunt and pushed my cock in, it easily went in, as soon as Seema realized that I have penetrated her she started pushing me away and said 'put the Nirodh on' I said I will put it on in a minute just let me enjoy the warmth of your choot , I assured her that nothing will happen and that I will not ejaculate in her. She was still not comfortable with my reasoning so I pulled out and asked her for the condom, she got the condom and said 'let me put it on for you' she put the condom on my cock and then I started fucking her, I fucked her fast and hard and she had 2 great orgasms and the after about 15mins of rigorous fucking I ejaculated. We then went in the attached bathroom and had a shower together, in the shower she sucked me again and this time I came in her mouth and she drank all my come she liked the taste as well, we dried each other and got dressed. We had been fucking for about 2 hours and now I felt satisfied. At night she sucked me off again and then she said that she liked sucking my big Lund and drinking my come. The next day I had to leave in the morning. I promised her that we would do this again before she went. Before leaving I asked uncle to send my cousins to Baroda for a weekend, to which he agreed. I did not want to go but I had no choice so I left with a heavy heart.

  48. NTLMv2? by Cally · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was a show-stopper for us only last week - trying to find a reasonably easy way to get Samba supporting NT LANManager v2 authentication? Anyone?

    --
    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
    1. Re:NTLMv2? by praetorian_x · · Score: 4, Informative

      In what context? NTLM authentication over the web (between IE and a java based app server) is available at http://jcifs.samba.org. This is a great solution for "single signon" for intranet applications.

      Of course, it goes without saying, that this protocol is not internet safe

      The JCIFS team even includes a delightful filter than you can plug in so request.getRemoteUser() will return DOMAIN_NAME\user_name. Realy good stuff for intranet development.

      Now, if only 'zilla will get NTLM support in 1.3...

      Cheers,
      prat
    2. Re:NTLMv2? by abartlet · · Score: 5, Informative

      NTLMv2 authentication is fully supported in Samba 3.0 - we brought the code across from TNG 18 months ago.

      Recent alphas have LMv2 authenticaion too :-).

      The truth is, almost nobody uses NTLMv2 - certainly not MS...

  49. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+329 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  50. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+583 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  51. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+021 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  52. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+433 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  53. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+755 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  54. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+825 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  55. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+792 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  56. Inter domain trust relationships? by Malc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Samba doesn't support domain trusts, does TNG? For example, if I have my own domain configured at home, can I set up a trust relationship with the domain at work and thus make authentication and network access easier for me?

    1. Re:Inter domain trust relationships? by Malc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I guess I should have read the status page. Let me rephrase the question: what are people's experiences with this?

    2. Re:Inter domain trust relationships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      domain trusts work fine on samba 2.2

      check the "allow trusted domains" smb.conf option

    3. Re:Inter domain trust relationships? by psamuels · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Let me rephrase the question: what are people's experiences with this?

      The status page notes that NT trusting Samba-TNG works. What it doesn't mention is that the converse also works, but requires a certain amount of manual setup and fiddling. This is one thing we'd like to polish up for the next release. (:

      (People's experiences? Sorry, not my department, I don't use trusts..)

      --
      "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
  57. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+962 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  58. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+823 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  59. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+594 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    19266

  60. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+744 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  61. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+859 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  62. late ??? by johnjones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    late I dont think so

    even MS will admit that they cant get people to move from NT to XP or 2k

    this is right on time ! because people will start to find NT is no longer supported by MS and move what they move to might just not be Microsoft based because its too expensive hence samba TNG

    but what I want to know is this

    can samba-TNG be a real PDC and comunicate to a NT BDC all the information such as the userlist AND when it falls over and comes back up (system maintenance) take back the PDC status and any changes from the BDC ?

    acting as a PDC and syncing with a NT BDC is what SAMBA really lacks IMHO

    regards

    John Jones

    1. Re:late ??? by ed1park · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Can Samba be a Backup Domain Controller?
      With version 2.2, no. The native NT SAM replication protocols have not yet been fully implemented. The Samba Team is working on understanding and implementing the protocols, but this work has not been finished for version 2.2.

      Can I get the benefits of a BDC with Samba? Yes. The main reason for implementing a BDC is availability. If the PDC is a Samba machine, a second Samba machine can be set up to service logon requests whenever the PDC is down."

      You can find out more here...

      http://us2.samba.org/samba/ftp/cvs_current/docs/ ht mldocs/samba-bdc.html

    2. Re:late ??? by buchanmilne · · Score: 5, Informative

      can samba-TNG be a real PDC and comunicate to a NT BDC all the information such as the userlist AND when it falls over and comes back up (system maintenance) take back the PDC status and any changes from the BDC ?

      AFAIK, this is what TNG was aiming for.

      acting as a PDC and syncing with a NT BDC is what SAMBA really lacks IMHO

      You mean samba-2.2.x. Samba-3.0alpha does support this, and has a better NT->Samba migration tool, 'net rpc vampire'.

      Samba3 is due out in about 2 months (hopefully).

      What I want to know is, have they got all the samba-2.2.x features?

      We run samba-2.2.x with ldap support for samba-only PDC/BDC operation.

    3. Re:late ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you have tried any harder to squeeze in a few more acronyms? Yeesh.

    4. Re:late ??? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      You are dead on. We are currently looking at going from NT4 to ??? and evaluating prices. Basically, it's going to cost a shitpile of money:) I had forgotten about SMBTNG until this article, and am hoping to save the company quite a bit of money. Support? It's been worthless so far, why should I be worried about it now? I'd also be willing to be that SMBTNG can run on the hardware that would be destined for the scrapheap with a 2K or XP Pro upgrade. With cycles to spare.

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    5. Re:late ??? by psamuels · · Score: 4, Insightful

      obKarmaBonus: because I'm a samba-tng developer (:

      this is right on time ! because people will start to find NT is no longer supported by MS and move what they move to might just not be Microsoft based because its too expensive hence samba TNG

      Right. The other thing is, with LDAP support, samba-tng (and samba.org for that matter) has many of the internal advantages of Active Directory. Network-side, it still looks like NT4, but internally, you can manage it via LDAP rather than the crusty old tools.

      For this reason, I personally don't see a lot of point in emulating a true Active Directory server. It just doesn't seem to buy all that much on Unix. On Win2k you have the whole world integrated into Active Directory - the DHCP server, the DNS server, dynamic DNS tying the two together, you name it. I think that's most of the value proposition of Active Directory, and on Unix the whole integration thing wouldn't be there anyway.

      Years ago, when samba-tng was young and fresh, someone (can't remember who, I think Luke Howard was involved) tried to write an NT5-compatible LDAP backend. It was never finished, but the regular LDAP backend matured to the point where we don't feel we need the AD-compatible one. The difference was mainly in the LDAP schema, as I recall.

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    6. Re:late ??? by t0ny · · Score: 2, Informative
      thats not true. Everyone you talk to wants to move, and sees the benefits of AD, but moving your entire production network to a new NOS takes lots of planning.

      I have been taking the necessary babysteps to get my network on AD for the past year, and am almost there. But when your network has hundreds of users with a whole lot of servers that absolutely have to be up during business hours, and have your normal support stuff to do besides, it is quite a huge undertaking.

      Probably the biggest thing that causes problems, but is the biggest reason to switch to AD, is being able to finally say goodbye to NetBIOS (the bane of my existence). Soon we will be deploying the AD Client to the Win9x machines and switching to DDNS for name resolution, replacing WINS. That step alone will solve tons of problems.

      After that I will work on switching the PDC to Win2k and run it in PDC emulation mode until the other DCs are upgraded and AD is ready to go.

      So, my point is just that its a lot of work.

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    7. Re:late ??? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the reason is money. In a down economy, no one is willing to spend $10-20K just to get better manageability of their Windows networks. They'll just foist all that extra work on the already RIF heavy IT department, and make them suffer.

      You meant NetBIOS name resolution, I presume, as opposed to actual NetBIOS, because AD doesn't have anything to do with replacing NetBIOS.

    8. Re:late ??? by t0ny · · Score: 1
      you went WAY overboard with those cost estimates. You can get a license for Win2k server for a few hundred dollars, and since you only NEED to upgrade the domain controllers, rather than every server... After that, you just assign upgrading the network to the IT dept as a project; you are already paying these people, so where is the added cost?

      The savings in new features, reliability, and saved man-hours in support far outweigh the costs of standing still.

      Next time you want to price an upgrade, talk to a vendor rather than Slashdot's MS-FUD dept.

      Also, I DID mean actualy NetBIOS, as opposed to just NetBIOS name resolution. Although AD doesnt have anything to do with replacing NetBIOS, it will enable you to stop using it, which you would have known had you knew what you were talking about.

      But dont let me stop you from answering those help desk calls. You will learn all this stuff eventually, kid. It just takes time, experience, and reading. Dont be afraid to pick up a book.

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    9. Re:late ??? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      So $3-6K. I'm presuming a pair of new machines to run the hosts. I know Windows2000 server won't run nearly as well on my BDC hosts as NT 4.0 did. Sorry.

      As to your point about NetBIOS, yes, friend, I *DO* know what I'm talking about. I made the nubee error of irrevocably linking NetBIOS and CIFS. My bad.

      Kid? Christ, I'm probably older than you are. :-)

  63. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+530 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  64. the CLIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Keep up the good work! You're my role model! :-)

  65. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+606 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  66. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+846 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  67. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+187 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  68. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+112 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  69. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+252 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  70. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+924 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  71. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+111 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    17499

  72. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+689 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  74. Linux? by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: -1, Troll
    You have to wonder why anyone would use Windows at all these daise.

    For example, you can exploit the generalley well-known Samba-TNG bug in Windows or NT.

    Just do the following:
    Start up "smbclient", and ask to connect to a resource. Then issue the
    commands "cd ../" or "cd ...", which are valid according to the SMB
    protocol. These servers move up to the next level directory (the one above
    the one that was shared on the network) without any complaint. I have
    tried other SMB servers such as Samba, Windows NT and OS/2 LAN Manager.
    Samba correctly denies access, NT incorrectly does not complain but does
    not appear to have a security problem, and LAN Manager handles it in the
    correct manner.
    I'm still not sure why ppl use non-*nix operating systems these days, but I hope that by posting this comment more of you can come to reelize that what you use may not really be the best OS for the job.

    By the definition, therefore, you may not be a good workman. You don't hammer nails in with screwdrivers, do you.

    Time to dump *dows and import *nix?
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    Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate. Ex-O'Reilly/MIT employee, now a full-time Google employee.
    1. Re:Linux? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Because apparently there isn't a good opensource, errrr... Unix speelchecker!

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  75. Something very weird is going on in this thread by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    Read at -1 if you don't believe me...

    It seems like somebody might be abusing their moderation power.

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    (-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
    1. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You dont feel like dying at the hand of 1000 CLITs?

    2. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1? There's not enough mod points to get it all at -1. I'm usually at 1 and I see the crap you're talking about. Oh well.

    3. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out this: Old Ike's Journal

    4. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by buswolley · · Score: 1

      this is the worst trolling on slashdot in a while

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      A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

    5. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      I think it's just another trolling tuesday, IMHO. I don't think anyone is abusing their moderation power, but I definitly think lots of mod points are being wasted.

    6. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by larien · · Score: 1
      Yup, we're looking at 100 posts, each using up 2 points (1 to -1) so that at least 200 points, not counting the "excess" as 5 people try to mod it into oblivion at the same time.

      Right now, I'd advocate deletion of posts & accounts. Unfortunately, that way leads unto some rather sticky territory as far as censorship & potentially allows a court to decide that /. should remove all contentious content (i.e. whatever someone who can afford a lawyer doesn't like). At the very least, IP bans are in order.

      Pity some idiot(s) have to spoil things.

    7. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by jbellis · · Score: 1

      if the /. authors could code their way out of a paper bag, they would put something nontrivial to defeat on the account creation page. the current "type this" challenge is a joke.

    8. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by Migrant+Programmer · · Score: 1

      I modded down a bunch of them as I saw them appearing this morning, and now all my mod points are back. (and no, I didn't post to this story until now)

      Looks like the editors are handing out cans of whoop-ass.

    9. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by swb · · Score: 1

      They need to display a dozen pictures of animals and have a dozen radio buttons that have the name of the animal as a picture. The names of the pictures, the placement of them and the placement of the radio buttons needs to be randomized.

      You might OCR the animal names, but OCRing the animal pictures would be harder, especially if you generated all the pictures on the fly from a base picture plus some noise to defeat byte-size matchers and md5 summers.

    10. Re:Something very weird is going on in this thread by jenssoderberg · · Score: 1

      not counting the "excess" as 5 people try to mod it into oblivion at the same time. I don't think thats a problem, slashcode recordniges that someone is tryinging to mod from -1 to -2 and simply states bottom reached, modpoints preserved for the last moderator of the specific post :-)

      --
      /. AC "Concrete lifejackets could get certified under ISO2002"
  76. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+200 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  77. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+779 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  79. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+023 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    42

  80. Interesting.. by grub · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Interesting article, but now I have this unnatural urge to locate an old fellow named Ike Thomas..

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    Trolling is a art,
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  81. track record of TNG... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    hope it does better than Nemesis...

  82. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+125 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  83. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+102 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  84. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+576 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  85. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+956 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  86. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+518 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  87. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+817 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  88. Troll gathering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only I had about a hundred points, I'd mod most comments posted on this topic to -1; the troll flood in the beginning wasn't even the worst of it, and pretty much all the Trek jokes were lame. C'mon people, you can do better than that.. (or, maybe you can't). Samba is not that boring a subject, now is it?

  89. da name has got to go! by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    I just told a co-worker "yo, Samba-TNG just came out" and he was like "they didn't actually name it that, did they?" Another asked "but, is it out now ?"

    ;)

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    1. Re:da name has got to go! by psamuels · · Score: 1
      he was like "they didn't actually name it that, did they?"

      (:

      The name is historical. It was originally just another cvs branch in the main samba.org tree - and it had to be called something. The branch tag was SAMBA_TNG.

      Suggestions welcome, I guess, but we probably won't take them. (:

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  90. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+615 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  91. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+790 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    830

  92. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+731 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  93. Piccard Miranda? by secolactico · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gahh! I can't get the image of Piccard with a hat made of fruit dancing to Samba Music out of my head...

    ...Not going to Rio this year...

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  94. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+667 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  95. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+125 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  96. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+844 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  97. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+010 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  98. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+269 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  99. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+634 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  100. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+989 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  101. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+800 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  102. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+242 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  103. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+195 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  104. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+350 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    510

  105. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+258 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  106. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+238 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  107. Samba-TNG+OpenLDAP howto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative



    Due to the complexity of LDAP, and samba w/PDC in general about 6 months ago I wroteup a pretty significant document on how to configure and deploy such a system, I've spent more then 40 hours on it to date, it's fairly complete:

    http://howto.aphroland.de/HOWTO/LDAP

    no way in hell could it withstand the slashdot effect, it runs ontop of Zope which is slow enough as it is! Apache seems to be in the order of 2000x to 2500x faster then zope+Zwiki, but the features of zope make it worth it.

    (been on /. for 5 years and still don't have an account)

    1. Re:Samba-TNG+OpenLDAP howto by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Due to the complexity of LDAP, and samba w/PDC in general about 6 months ago I wroteup a pretty significant document on how to configure and deploy such a system, I've spent more then 40 hours on it to date, it's fairly complete:

      http://howto.aphroland.de/HOWTO/LDAP

      no way in hell could it withstand the slashdot effect, it runs ontop of Zope which is slow enough as it is! Apache seems to be in the order of 2000x to 2500x faster then zope+Zwiki, but the features of zope make it worth it.

      Looks good, too bad if I do a:
      wget -m -GMETA http://howto.aphroland.de/HOWTO/LDAP

      It doesn't do anything useful.. You don't run standard HTML (which is understandable), and all your links are hard links. I suppose I could 'sweep' the sctructure, and replace 'map' with index.html, and remove the hostname from all the files.. ugh. I'll just bookmark the damn thing.

      Bummer.. I'd hold a copy on my dinky Cable for temp use (and my own use)

      --
      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    2. Re:Samba-TNG+OpenLDAP howto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, it's a very useful document. I am using samba 2.2.7 to accomplish the same things, incidentally.

      There is very little good documentation like yours avilable; OpenLDAP and Samba are moving too fast for proper documentation to catch up. For example, OpenLDAP now supports TLS to the slave servers without using stunnel.

      --Charlie

    3. Re:Samba-TNG+OpenLDAP howto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off the cuff, I haven't spent more than a couple seconds thinking about it, couldn't you use wget's --convert-links option?

    4. Re:Samba-TNG+OpenLDAP howto by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      Off the cuff, I haven't spent more than a couple seconds thinking about it, couldn't you use wget's -- convert-links option?

      Potentially, but I already spent too much time finding the -GMETA option, because it was initially dying tyring to get a non-existant robots.txt...

      So I've given up.. His loss if he wants someone to mirror his site..

      --
      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  108. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+170 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    15802

  109. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+547 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  110. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+528 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  111. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+628 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  112. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+730 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  113. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+290 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  114. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+551 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  115. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+389 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  116. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+637 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  117. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+096 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  118. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+658 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  119. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+401 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  120. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+301 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  121. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+171 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  122. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+408 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  123. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+035 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  124. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+429 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  125. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+604 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  126. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+781 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  127. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+295 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  128. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+324 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  129. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+588 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  130. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+484 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  131. Everyone Else is doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've known Alice for a long time, since I was only twelve. I just turned eighteen and I started college already. I'm going to a junior college and living with my folks, to save some money and because I don't know what I want to study yet. Alice lives by herself. She is about thirty. She divorced her husband and moved into our apartment building. We liked each other right away. I found it easier to talk to her than to my mother, in fact.

    Alice has long blonde hair and green eyes. She dresses very nicely but in a conservative manner. She teaches at a Christian private school so that must be why. I still ask her about makeup and clothes, what she thinks of mine. She is more like a friend than just a neighbor.

    That all changed one day when she knocked on our apartment door. It was late in the afternoon but my folks had still not come home from work. "Connie," she said, her beautiful green eyes full of tears, "I am so sorry."

    "What, what is it Alice?" I said pulling her into our apartment.

    She held out a small box. "I opened your mail by mistake. I was sure it was the makeup I ordered from QVC. It wasn't though, and then I looked at the label and saw your name. I am so sorry."

    "That's okay, Alice," I said. "No harm done. Let me see." I took the box from her and realized immediately what it was.

    "When I took it out, I thought it was lipstick."

    "No, it's not lipstick, silly. It's a vibrator."

    She looked at me with her beautiful face one big question mark. I had ordered a mini vibrator off the web and it came with a plain label, very unsuspicious, from Blahblah Research. I had ordered from them before and never aroused any suspicions from my parents. Of course, I usually got the mail before they got home. "It's too small to be a vibrator," she said skeptically.

    "No, it is a special purpose vibrator. It's not the kind you see in WalMart, for your back. It's designed just for your clit."

    "Huh?"

    I knew she was naïve. I also knew that she did not have a boyfriend. Neither did I and I understood her completely. It's not just the STD's; boys are flaky and stupid and they talk too much. I had never met one that impressed me for more than the space of time it took for him to open his mouth. Alice, of course, worked in that very stuffy school and she had had a bad time of it with her marriage. I had just assumed that she pleased herself as I did, even though we had never talked about it.

    "Well, you have a vibrator, don't you?"

    "Connie, I have no idea what you are talking about. I thought vibrators were used for massages, for atheletes."

    I laughed and pulled the little gem out of the box. "You are kidding, aren't you?"

    "No, I'm not. That thing is too small. See what I mean? It looks like a libstick."

    "C'mon back here, to my room." I motioned for her to follow me. When I got to my room, I opened my closet and pulled out a shoe box from the bottom of the stack. I opened the lid and showed her my collection. I had the standard issue, one shaped like a cock, and a strap-on butterfly that I wore to concerts sometimes, just for fun. I reached inside and pulled out a battery. I popped it into my new mini and turned it on. "You've seen these before, right?"

    "No, Connie, and I'm tired of your asking. I led a sheltered life, even after I was married. Tell me or I'll beat the crap out of you," she said, laughing and pushing me playfully.

    I looked at her like a teacher would look at a student, feigning authority. "They are for pleasing yourself, for getting yourself off, for having orgasms without worrying whether or not the man is going to come before you do and leave you in the lurch, horny and frustrated."

    A look of understanding dawned on her face. "Wow," she said quietly, picking up the one shaped like a man's penis, my least favorite, but okay for special occasions, like Halloween. She turned the dial and felt it hum in her hand. "Why do they need to vibrate?"

    A good question, actually, and one I didn't exactly understand myself. "I don't know, Alice, but I know that it works. Put one of these babies in the right place and let it vibrate, and you will come. It's heavenly and very therapeutic." I smiled and she looked like she understood. "You just use your fingers?"

    "Yeah," she said. "I didn't know there was another way. Why is this new one so small?"

    "It's just for the clitoris."

    "How do you use it?"

    I smiled. "Well, I would show you but you might not like that."

    "Connie, you've known me for a long time. We've had a lot of serious talks. Why don't you trust me now?"

    "Fine," I said, sitting on my bed. I was wearing shorts and a tee shirt with no bra, just relaxing after school. I spread my legs and raised my feet up so that only the toes of my sneakers touched the floor. I put the tip of the humming vibrator, or lipstick as Alice called it, between my legs. The tip of the vibrator touched the cloth of my shorts right above my hooded clit. I jumped a little, surprised at the intensity of the vibration. It was more concentrated than any of my other vibrators. I moved it slowly down my clit until I found the exact spot that I knew very well.

    I had forgotten all about Alice at that point. I closed my eyes and felt the heat sweep up from my clit, across my belly, swelling my breasts and making my nipples get really hard. She was standing there, noting all of the sensations that I was feeling, understanding very well what I was feeling, but amazed still at the speed with which I had achieved arousal. Later, when we talked about that frightening but very electric first experience, she told me how impressed she was with my understanding of my own needs and feelings.

    The moisture from my cunt now made a spot on my panties and my shorts. She could see even more clearly how aroused I was. As the vibrations did their work, she saw me spread my legs even wider and then jump and howl as the first orgasm shook my body. She moved closer. "Connie, that is amazing. Did you come already?"

    I opened my eyes and nodded, still throbbing from my new toy.

    She reached out but pulled her hand back. "How do you know where to put it, Connie?"

    I shrugged. "Just practice, I guess."

    "Can you show me where to put it?"

    I nodded and wholly aroused and hot, not caring about any consequences, took the edge of my shorts and panties and moved them away from my throbbing cunt. With my left hand, I spread the lips of my pussy and pulled up, exposing my little clit, dripping with excitement. With my right hand, I put the tip of the new vibrator right on my clit and moved it very slowly. That was even more delicious. As the swells of my second orgasm starting washing over me, I moved the little toy faster and faster. My cunt opened up when I came and the air rushed in to my hungry pussy. I felt so hot all over my body that I thought I had broken out into a sweat.

    When I looked up, Alice had moved very close to me. She was sitting next to me peering over my raised legs, watching my juices flow. "Wow. That was fabulous, Connie." She giggled.

    "What?" I said, still gasping for air as the orgrams subsided.

    "Well, I was hoping you would show me where to put it on me, but thank you for showing me exactly where to stimulate you." She smiled and kissed me on the cheek.

    I laughed too. "Well, I'd be happy to show you Alice." I turned off the new little vibrator.

    She smiled again and stood up slightly, pulling her shorts and panties right off and letting them drop to the floor. She was wearing a tee shirt with no bra and I could see her nipples getting really hard. I knew that she was very full breasted, maybe a 38D or more, but I had no idea her nipples were so large. She must have been really excited because they poked at the soft material of her tee shirt like two hard knobs. She spread her legs and raised her feet so that the toes of her sneakers rested on the floor.

    "You know, I always wondered if you were a real blonde, Alice, or if you had a really good hairdresser. Now I know for sure that you are the genuine article."

    She smiled and spread her legs wider. "Is this what you need for me to do?" She looked so innocent, even though she was more than ten years older than I was. I didn't think about her age, though. I considered her my junior in the realm of vibrators. As she spread her legs, I could see her folds had already enlarged and she was wet.

    "That's nice," I said, smiling at her large labia, "I mean, that's what you need to do. Right." I cleared my throat. I felt really excited for some reason, more than I ever felt by myself or with a boy. I realized that her smell, the aroma of her open sex was having a direct effect on my body. I could feel my breasts swelling and my sex, already wet, getting even wetter, come running down my white thighs as I knelt in front of Alice's open cunt. I put the little vibrator in my mouth and sucked my juices off, moistening the tip and heating it with my mouth. She smiled at me as I turned it on.

    I put the tip at the top of her bush. She didn't have a big bush and it was very light. I wanted her to get used the strong vibrations. I didn't want her to freak out. I moved it slowly down to where the hood covering her clitoris started. When I reached the top of her wet folds she closed her eyes and moaned. I don't think she realized that she was groaning and spreading her legs even wider. She reached out and held on to her knees so that she could be as open as possible. I moved it slowly down to the end of the hood, where the inner labia start to make the top of her wings.

    Her moaning grew even louder. She was feeling the vibrations strongly now on her clit. I looked up at her beatific face. She was licking her lips. When I pushed the tip under her hooded clit and started stimulating it directly, she fell back on the bed, opening herself even more to me. I moved it up and down, circling her clit and then honing in on the hottest spot. She shook and quivered and even yelled out so loud that I was afraid the neighbors would hear and call the cops. She was a screamer.

    Her come was copious. She was so wet that she had already formed a puddle on my bed. I didn't mind. I turned off the vibrator, knowing that her clit was probably way too sensitive after just coming. I wanted to reassure her, caress her, take the sting out of her grinding orgasm. I leaned forward and licked her cunt softly with my tongue flat, moving it from the bottom of her cunt all the way to the top.

    "Oh, baby," she said, very uncharacteristically. She looked down at me in surprise.

    "I'm sorry, Alice," I said, leaning back. "I don't know what came over me. You just looked so beautiful when you came."

    "No, no," she said leaning forward and putting both hands in my hair. "I love it. Please." Her eyes pleaded. She couldn't bring herself to ask me to continue licking her cunt, but her eyes couldn't be more direct in her request.

    "I've never done this before," I told her, but she pulled my head toward her hot cunt, her eyes begging me. Her fragrance beckoned me and I opened my mouth as I moved toward her blonde pussy. My tongue found her clit. I tried to imagine what I would like for her to do to me. With the tip of my tongue hard and pointed I jiggled it back and forth over her slick clit. Then I sucked all of what I could of her large lips into my mouth, sucking hard and licking at the same time. She screamed again and held my face tight against her hot juicy cunt. I didn't mind. I buried my tongue as deep as it would go, searching for her g spot. She pushed against me with her hips so hard that I could barely breathe. I started moving my tongue in and out of her cunt as fast as I could and I could taste her flowing juices. Her vagina opened up as she came again and her hands released their hold on my hair.

    I pulled a gulp of air into my lungs. She had clasped her legs together as if she wanted to hold on to the sensation of my face between her legs sucking her juices out of her steaming cunt. God, I was excited. I pushed her legs down and climbed on top of her. I kissed her forehead, her neck and her ears. She searched for my mouth with her own and groaned when our lips connected. Our tongues darted out, competing to see which could go deeper into the other's mouth. Her come was all around my mouth but she seemed to savor the taste of her own juices mixed with my tongue and lips.

    I put either hand beside her and pushed up, looking down at her with a stern face. "Now it's time for the student to take a test."

    "Why, what do you mean, teacher," Alice said in her mock student's voice.

    I pulled my tee shirt over my head, exposing my small but perky breasts, my nipples standing hard and impertinent, like a challenge. I hopped up on my bed, my sneakers still on, laying my head on my pillows. As I slowly spread my legs, exposing my dark bush, thicker than hers but neatly trimmed for a bikini, I said, "Now, Alice, you find MY clit." I pointed at the little vibrator.

    "With pleasure, teacher dearest," she said, smiling and pulling her tee shirt off.

    "Wow," I said with an open mouth, "you have great breasts. All I can say is your husband must have been one dumb fuck."

    "He wasn't much of a fuck at all," Alice replied, putting her palms under her full breasts and pushing them up so high that she could lick both of her hard nipples. "You turn me on much more than he EVER did," she said, reaching for the vibrator.

    Watching her lick her hard nipples made me wetter than ever. I raised my knees higher and opened my legs. I reached down and with my index fingers, pulled the top of my inner labia up, exposing my clit. It protruded, open and exposed and vulnerable, waiting for Alice to jazz it with my new toy. She leaned down. She put her mouth close to my cunt and breathed her warm breath with a focused blast right on my tender clit. "Oh, Alice," I gasped. "That feels so good." She smiled and brought the little vibrator close. She put its tip right on my engorged clitoris, moving it slowly first clockwise, then counter clockwise.

    As her motions increased, I felt the wave of the first orgasm wash over me. I lost all sense of time and space and I slowly realized that the orgasm wasn't stopping. As long as she kept moving the device over my swollen organ, I continued to throb and pulse and drip come. Finally I begged her to stop. "On one condition," she said with an evil grin, her mouth close to my overwrought pussy.

    "What? Anything."

    "Do me next."

    "Sure. You bet."

    "I want the one that looks like a dick."

    "You got it." I couldn't believe my staid neighbor was acting so wild. But I should have known. Preacher's daughter. It's those stuffy ones that go wild when they finally break out. She had been in such a lonely dry place for so long that she was going to get whatever she could. And I was going to help her. She turned off the little vibrator and started to lie on her back. "No, get on your hands and knees," I instructed her as I got up to fetch the cock dildo from my shoebox. I loved telling her what to do. And she was such a willing slave.

    As an afterthought I brought the box with all my toys to the bed. She turned to look at what I was doing. I put the vibrator shaped like a man's penis in my mouth to warm it up. She smiled at me. "You don't need to make it wet because I already am very. Wet." She reached between her spread legs and moved her fingers in her open cunt. On her hands and knees her ass and cunt were completely open and exposed to me. She was completely vulnerable to my attentions.

    I touched her already soft open cunt with just the tip of the cock head. I haven't seen that many dicks but I think my dildo is above average size. It's about seven inches long and about an inch and a half wide. I think most men would be happy to have a tool like that. Anyway, it fills me up so much that it is almost uncomfortable. As I said, I have to be in a special mood. Alice wiggled her butt a little as if begging me to insert the dildo. "What is it, dear?" I asked, still getting off on my older neighbor depending on me so wholly (pardon the pun).

    "C'mon, Connie, stop fooling around. Fuck me with the dildo."

    "Please?"

    "Please," she groaned and wiggled her ass some more. She even opened her cunt lips with her hand and pushed her butt up in the air to open herself. "Please, Connie, pretty Connie, pretty please, fuck me, please." She tossed her long blonde hair.

    I slipped the end of the cock in her wet cunt. She gasped and moved her hand. I let it slide deeper and deeper into her cunt until I had barely enough to hold on to. I started moving it in and out slowly and her groaning grew louder and louder. I pulled it all the way out and let the tip rest on her throbbing clit until she looked around at me, her eyes asking, begging, but her mouth without words. I turned on the graduated vibration control until it was all the way up. She closed her eyes as the vibrations warmed up her clit. I pushed it all the way in and then pumped her cunt with the big dildo. She didn't seem to have any problem with taking its full girth and length. I twisted it a little and increased the rhythm until her cries filled the room and made me wonder about the neighbors again. I stopped the pumping and angled the throbbing dildo against the front wall of her vagina. I held it there and slapped each cheek of her butt soundly. She laughed so I spanked her until both her white cheeks had turned pink.

    "Oh, sweetie, that feels so good. Put your finger in my ass."

    I put my index finger in my mouth and then slid it slowly into her pucker and I started moving the dildo again. She exploded and bucked and screamed so hard that I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to hold on. "Oh, God, Connie, you make me come so hard," she gasped, after she collapsed on the bed.

    "You're a quick learner, Alice," I said, smiling. I snuggled up beside her. Our nipples, still hard, brushed against each other and sent another tingle through my cunt. She turned to me and we kissed again, this time with a deep knowledge of each other's most secret thoughts and feelings. Our tongues touched softly, moving in and out of each other's mouths in a delicate minuet.

    She pulled back and looked deeply in my eyes. "I have a confession to make."

    "What?" I asked innocently.

    "I have been wanting to seduce you for months now, ever since you were seventeen, actually."

    "So what took you so long," I said, as I reached for her to kiss her and to ... well, that's another story.

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  132. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+267 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  133. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+988 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  134. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+326 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

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  135. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+523 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    19753

  136. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+392 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    24196

  137. Gui configuration tools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Does it have graphical configuration tools like NT4?

    1. Re:Gui configuration tools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a futile attempt to overcome the millions of troll messages, a dumbass rtfm-type question like this gets moderated interesting... ...i feel...the end is near!

    2. Re:Gui configuration tools? by Jellybob · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From what I read in the summary, you can use the same tools you'd use to admin a native NT4 server, at least for the server list, and users.

    3. Re:Gui configuration tools? by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      So does that mean you need WINE and a NT 4 CD to extract the tools from?

      --
      "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
  138. Death By A Thousand CLITs!! by CLIT+Drone+No.+691 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Happy Troll Tuesday

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard on that won't quit.

    Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white under the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did nott chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me. ÒIke Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game.

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men. . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about. . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as browwn as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his hightop work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then stuck it out far enough that the tip could touch the tip of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never. . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiousity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgemental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't beiing queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a handside the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin puckered half an inch past the hidden head.

    "Yes sir," breathed Ike, "this old peter needs some draining." He exhaled a sigh as a strong, yellow stream splattered against the boards and ran down to soak into the earthen floor.

    He caught me looking down at him. He winked. "Like what you're viewing, Boy?"

    I looked away.

    "You taking a serious interest in old Ike's pecker?"

    I shook my head.

    "Well you just haul out yourn and let old Ike return the compliment."

    Feeling trapped and really having to go, I fumbled at my fly, turned away slightly, withdrew my penis and strained to start.

    "Take your time boy. Let it all hang out. Old Ike's the first to admit that he likes looking at another man's pecker." He flicked away the last drop of urine and shook his limp penis vigorously.

    I tried not to look interested.

    "Yer sir, this old peepee feels so good out, I just might leave it out." He turned to give me a better view.

    "What if somebody walks in?"

    Ike shrugged. He looked at my strong yellow stream beating against the boards and moved a step closer. "You got a nice one,boy."

    I glanccd over at him. His cock was definitely larger and beginning to stick straight out. I nodded toward his crotch. "Don't you think you should put that away?"

    "I got me strictly a parlor prick," said Ike. "Barely measures six inches." He grinned. "Of course it's big enough around to make a mouthful." He ran a thumb and forefinger along its length and drawing his foreskin back enough to expose the tip of the pink head. "Yersiree." He grinned, revealing nicotine stained teeth. "I t sure feels good, letting the old boy breathe."

    I knew I should button up and move away. I watched his fingers moving up and down the thickening column.

    "You like checking out this old man's cock?"

    I nodded. In spite of myself, my cock began to swell.

    "Maybe we should have ourselves a little pecker pulling party." Ike slid his fingers back and forth on his expandingshaft and winked. "I may be old but I'm not against doing some little pud pulling with a friend."

    I shook my head.

    "Maybe I Ôll give my balls some air. Would you like a viewing of old Ike's hairy balls?"

    I swallowed hard and moistened my dry lips.

    He opened another button on his fly and pulled out his scrotum. "Good God, It feels good to set Ôem free. Now let's see yours."

    "Why?"

    "Just to show you're neighborly," said Ike.

    "I don't think so." I buttoned up and moved into the potting shed.

    Ike followed, his cock and balls protruding from the front of his overalls. "Overlook my informality." Ike grinned. "As you can see I ain't bashful."

    I nodded and took my sandwich from the brown paper bag.

    "Yessir," said Ike. "I just might have to have myself an old fashioned peter pulling all by my lonesome. He unhooked a shoulder strap and let his overalls drop around his ankles.

    I took a bite of my sandwich but my eyes remained on Ike.

    "Yessiree," said Ike, "I got a good one if I do say so myself. Gets nearly as hard as when I was eighteen. You know why?"

    I shook my head.

    "Cause Ikeep excerising him. When I was younger I was pulling on it three time a day. Still like to do him every day I can."

    "Some sayyou'll go blind if you do that too much."

    "Bull-loney!" Don't you believe that shit. I been puling my pud for close to fifty years and I didn't start till I was fifteen."

    I laughed.

    "You laughing at my little peter, boy?"

    "Your hat." I pointed to the soiled, brown fedora cocked on his head. That and his overalls draped about his ankles were his only items of apparel. In between was a chest full of gray curly hair, two hairy legs. Smack between them stood an erect, pale white cock with a tip of foreskin still hiding the head.

    "I am one hairy S.O.B.," said Ike.

    "I laughed at you wearing nothing but a hat."

    "Covers up my bald spot," said Ike. "I got more hair on my ass than I got on my head. Want to see?"

    "Your head?"

    "No, Boy, my hairy ass and around my tight, brown asshole." He turned, reached back with both hands and parted his ass cheeks to reveal the small, puckered opening. "There it is, Boy, the entrance lots of good feelings. Tell me, Boy, how would you like to put it up old Ike's ass?"

    "I don't think so."

    "That'd be the best damned piece you ever got."

    "We shouldn't be talking like this."

    "C'mon now, confess, don't this make your cock perk up a little bit?"

    "I reckon," I confessed.

    "You ever seen an old man's hard cock before," asked Ike.

    "My grandpa's when I was twelve or thirteen."

    "How'd that come about?"

    He was out in the barn and didn't know I was around. He dropped his pants. It was real big he did things to it. He saw me and he turned around real fast but I saw it."

    "What did your grandpa do?"

    "He said I shouldn't be watching him doing that. He said something like grandma Ôwouldn't give him some,' that morning and that I should get out of there and leave a poor man in peace to do what he had to do."

    "Did you want to join him."

    "I might have if he'd asked. He didn't."

    "I like showing off my cock," said Ike. "A hard-on is somethng I always been proud of. A hard-on proves a man's a man. Makes me feel like a man that can do things." He looked up at me and winked. "You getting a hard-on fromall this talk, son?"

    I nodded and looked away.

    "Then maybe you should pull it out and show old Ike what you got."

    "We shouldn't."

    "Hey. A man's not a man till he jacked off with a buddy."

    I wanted to but I was as nervous as hell.

    Ike grinned and fingered his pecker. "C'mon, Boy, between friends, a little cock showing is perfectly fine. Lets see what you got in the cock and balls department."

    In spite of my reluctance, I felt the stirring in my crotch. I had curiositythat needed satisfying. It had been a long, long time since I had walked in on my grandfather .

    "C'mon let's see it all."

    I shook my head.

    "You can join the party anytime, said Ike. "Just drop your pants and pump away."

    I had the urge. There was a tingling in my crotch. My cock was definitely willing and I had a terrible need to ajust myself down there. But my timidity and the strangeness of it all held me back.

    Hope you don't mind if I play out this hand." Ike grinned. "It feels like I got a winner."

    I stared at his gnarled hand sliding up and down that pale, white column and I could not look away. I wet my lips and shook my head.

    Old Ike's about to spout a geyser." Ike breathed harder as he winked. "Now if I just had a long finger up my ass. You interested, boy?"

    I shook my head.

    The first, translucent, white glob crested the top of his cock and and arced to the dirt floor. Ike held his cock at the base with thumb and forefinger and tightened noticably with each throb of ejaculation until he was finished.

    I could not believe any man could do what he had done in front of another human being.

    Ike sighed with pleasure and licked his fingers. "A man ain't a man till he's tasted his own juices."

    He squatted, turned on the faucet and picked up the connected hose. He directed the water between his legs and on to his still dripping prick and milked the few remaing drops of white, sticky stuff into the puddle foming at his feet. "Cool water sure feels good on a cock that just shot its wad," said Ike.

    ***

    "Cock-tale telling time," said Old Ike. It was the next day and he rubbed the front of his dirty,worn overalls where his bulge made the fly expand as his fingers smoothed the denim around the outline of his expanding cock.

    I wasn't sure what he had in mind but I knew it wasn't something my straight-laced Grandma would approve of.

    "Don't you like taking your cock out and jacking it?" Ike licked his lips.

    I shook my head in denial.

    "Sure you do. A young man in his prime has got to be pulling his pud."

    I stared at his caloused hand moving over the growing bulge at his crotch.

    "Like I said," continued Ike, "I got me barely six inches when he's standing up." He winked at me. "How much you got, son?"

    "Almost seven inches. . ." I stuttered. "Last time I measured."

    "And I'm betting it feels real good with your fist wrapped around it."

    "I don't do. . ."

    "Everybody does it." He scratched his balls and said,"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Then, looking me in the eye, he lifted his leg like a dog at a tree and let out a long, noisy fart.

    Denying that I jacked off, I said, "I saw yours yesterday."

    "A man has got to take out his pecker every once in a while." He winked and his fingers played with a button on his fly. Care to join me today?"

    "I don't think so."

    "What's the matter, boy? You ashamed of what's hanging Ôtween your skinny legs?"

    "It's not for showing off."

    "That would be so with a crowd of strangers but with a friend, in a friendly showdown, where's the harm?

    "It shouldn't be shown to other people. My Grandma said that a long time ago when I went to the bathroom against a tree whan I was seven.

    "There's nothing like a joint pulling among friends to seal a friendship," said Ike.

    I don't think so." I felt very much, ill at ease.

    "Then what the fuck is it for," demanded the old man. "A good man shares his cock with his friends. How old are you boy?"

    "Nineteen almost twenty."

    You ever fucked a woman?"

    "No."

    "Ever fucked a man?"

    "Of course not.

    "Son, you ain't never lived till you've fired your load up a man's tight ass. "I didn't know men did that to each other."

    "Men shove it up men's asses men all the time. They just don't talk about it like they do pussy."

    "You've done that?"

    "I admit this old pecker's been up a few manholes. More than a fewhard cocks have shagged this old ass over the years." He shook his head, wistfully, "I still have a hankering for a hard one up the old dirt chute."

    "I think that would hurt."

    "First time, it usually does," agreed Ike. He took a bite from his sandwich.

    I looked at my watch. Ten minutes of our lunch hour had already passed.

    "We got time for a quickie," said Ike. "There's no one around to say, stop, if were enjoying ourselves."

    He unhooked the slide off the button of one shoulder-strap, pushed the bib of his overalls down to let them fall to his feet.

    "Showtime," said Ike. Between his legs, white and hairy, his semi-hard cock emerged from a tangled mass of brown and graypubic hair. The foreskin, still puckered beyond the head of the cock, extended downward forty-five degrees from the horizontal but was definitely on the rise.

    I could only stare at the man. Until the day before, I had never seen an older man with an erection besides my grandpa.

    Ike moved his fingers along the stalk of his manhood until the head partially emerged, purplish and broad. He removed his hand for a moment and it bobbled obscenely in the subdued light of the potting shed. Ike leaned back against a bin of clay pots like a model on display. "Like I said, boy, it gets the job done."

    I found it difficult not to watch. "You shouldn't. . ."

    "C'mon, boy. Show Ike your peckeer. I'm betting it's nice and hard."

    I grasped my belt and tugged on the open end. I slipped the waistband button and two more before pushing down my blue jeans and shorts down in one move. My cock bounced and slapped my belly as I straightened."

    "That's a beaut." Ike stroked his pale, white cock with the purplish-pink head shining. "I'm betting it'll grow some more if you stroke it."

    "We really shouldn't. . ."

    "Now don't tell me you never stroked your hard peter with a buddy."

    "I've done that," I finally admitted,. "But he was the same age as me and it was a long time ago." I though back to the last time Chuck and me jerked each other off in the loft of our old barn. Chuck wanted more as a going away present and we had sucked each other's dicks a little bit.

    "Jackin's always better when you do it with somebody," said Ike. "Then you can lend each other a helping hand."

    "I don't know about that," I said.

    Ike's hand continued moving on his old cock as he leaned over to inspect mine. "God Damn! Boy. That cock looks good enough to eat." Ike licked his lips. "You ever had that baby sucked?"

    I shook my head as I watched the old man stroke his hard, pale cock.

    "Well boy, I'd sayyou're packing a real mouthful for some lucky gal or guy." He grinned. "Well c'mon. Let's see you get down to some serious jacking. Old Ike's way ahead of you."

    I wrapped my fist around my stiff cock and moved the foreskin up and over the head on the up stroke. On the down stroke the expanded corona of the angry, purple head stared obscenely at the naked old man.

    Ike toyed with his modest six inches. "What do you think of this old man's cock?" His fist rode down to his balls and a cockhead smaller than the barrel stared back at mine.

    "I guess I'm thinking this is like doing it with my grandpa."

    "You ever wish you could a done this with your grandpa?"

    "I thought about it a lot."

    "Ever see him with a hard-on."

    "I told you about that!"

    "Ever think about him doing your grandma?"

    "I can't imagine her ever doing anything with a man.

    "Take my word for it, sonny, we know she did it or you wouldn't be here." Begrudgingly I nodded in agreement.

    "Everybody fucks," said old Ike. "They fuck or they jack off."

    "If you say so."

    "Say sonny, your cocks getting real juicy with slickum. Want old Ike to lick some of it away?"

    "You wouldn't."

    Ike licked his lips as he kept his hand pistoning up and down his hard cock. "You might be surprised what old Ike might do if he was in the mood for a taste of what comes out of a hard cock."

    And that is what he proceded to do. He sucked me dry.

    Then he erupted in half-a-dozen spurts shooting out and onto the dirt floor of the potting shed. He gave his cock a flip and shucked t back into his overalls. He unwrapped a sandwich from its wax paper and procede to eat without washing his hands. He took a bite and chewed. "Nothing like it boy, a good jacking clears the cobwebs from your crotch and gives a man an appetite."

    ***

    The following day, We skipped the peliminaries. We dropped our pants. Ike got down on his knees and sucked me until I was hard and good and wet before he stood and turned.

    "C'mon boy, Shove that pretty cock up old Ike's tight, brown hole and massage old Ike's prostate.

    Ike bent forward and gripped the edge of the potting bench. The lean, white cheeked buttocks parted slightly and exposed the dark brown, crinkly, puckered star of his asshole "Now you go slow and ease it along until you've got it all the way in," he cautioned. "This old ass craves your young cock but it don't want too much too soon. You've got to let this old hole stretch to accomodate you."

    "Are you sure you want to do this?"

    "Easy boy, easy," he cautioned. "You feel a lot bigger than you look. Put a little more spit in your cock."

    "It's awfully tight. I don't know if it's going to go or not."

    ""It'll go," said Ike. "There's been bigger boys than you up the old shit chute."

    I slipped in the the last few inches.. "It's all in."

    "I can tell," said Ike. "Your cock hairs are tickling my ass."

    "Are you ready," I asked.

    "How are you liking old Ike's hairy asshole so far?"

    "It's real tight."

    "Tighter than your fist?"

    "Might be."

    "Ready to throw a fuck into a man that reminds you of your grandpa."

    "I reckon."

    "I want you should do old Ike one more favor."

    "What?"

    While you're pumpin my ass, would you reach around and play with my dick like you would your own? Would you do that for an old man?"

    I reached around and took hold of his hard cock sticking out straight in front of him. I pilled the skin back amd then pulled it up and over the expaded glans. I felt my own cock expand inside him as I manipulated his staff in my fingers. I imagined that my cock extended through him and I was playing with what came out the other side of him.

    "C'mon, boy, ram that big cock up the old shitter and make me know it. God Damn! tickle that old prostate and make old Ike come!"

    I came. And I came. Ike's tightened up on my cock and I throbbed Roman Candle bursts into that brown hole as I pressed into him. His hairy, scrawny ass flattened against my crotch and we were joined as tightly as two humans can be.

    "A man's not a man till he's cum in another man." said old Ike. "You made it, boy. But still, a man's not a man till he's had a hard cock poked up his ass at least once."

    Every time I think of that scene, I get another hard-on. Then I remember the next day when old Ike returned the favor.

    I never have managed to come that hard again. If only Ike were here.

    13212

  139. hey?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    clit, what's up? you ran out of IPs?

  140. *BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    It is official; Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

    1. Re:*BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Probably never. As if THE antenna

      would see?

      http://www.google.com haha
      http://www.google.com

      ??

  141. TNG by evilviper · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sure, everyone likes TNG, but what you don't realize is that the next versions ('DS9' and 'Enterprise') will be big let-downs to everyone...

    --
    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
    1. Re:TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, everyone likes TNG, but what you don't realize is that the next versions ('DS9' and 'Enterprise') will be big let-downs to everyone...

      Particularly 'Samba:Enterprise' which will only support IBM LAN Manager protocol emulation over ARCNet ;)

  142. SHUT UP WESLEY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    nt

    1. Re:SHUT UP WESLEY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      NT? What, you can't be bothered to come up with a motherfucking comment? Shut the fuck up you shitfuck! If your only comment is through some fucking lame ass subject, then don't fucking post!

  143. With all these trolls.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdot is no longer "workplace appropriate." :(

  144. For those noticing strange activity in -1territory by josh+crawley · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Seems some trolls have mass-registered Emails and accounts for SLashdot under the name of "CLIT Drone No. (randNum)". Now they are mass-posting some anal gay fantasy at a default of +1. Editors are working on it, but the troll engine is still pumping crap in +1.

    For your information, read at +2 for this article.

  145. Are we no longer nerdy? by mjh · · Score: 3, Funny
    Samba-TNG (the next generation)

    If this is "news for nerds" site, was it really necessary to explain what TNG means? Or do I now have to stop imagining all my fellow /.ers posting in their klingon uniforms?

    --
    Key to financial independence: Spend less than you earn. Save and invest the difference. Do it for a long time.
  146. Re:For those noticing strange activity in -1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it doesn't help that rogue moderators are putting some real content at -1

    then there's the Signal-11 factor: M2 has become a string of spineless "accepts"... penalties for rogue M2 is garbage, if you penalize people for rejecting moderations in M2 then you lead people into a herd mentality

  147. thanks for the breakdown, you fucking genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    glad someone's got the inside scoop -- I'd have *NEVER* figured all that out! you must have gone to college!!

  148. Kudos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Truly a crapflood of Biblical proportions !

    Normally, I'm a strong proponent of AC trolling, but I must make exception in this case and recognize greatness when it rears it's slimy head from the gutter!

    Kudos on a totally crapulofic crapflood, Clit Drones 1 - 1000!

    1. Re:Kudos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      i think you meant OPPONENT you fuckbutter eatin' pansy shit

  149. Oh my... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You're a whore in so many ways.

  150. The shame. by Old+Ike · · Score: -1

    While I approve of crapflooding, I'm sad to see my life's sordid details laid bare for all to see.

    What's CLIT?

  151. Re:For those noticing strange activity in -1 by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

    ---then there's the Signal-11 factor: M2 has become a string of spineless "accepts"... penalties for rogue M2 is garbage, if you penalize people for rejecting moderations in M2 then you lead people into a herd mentality

    Actualy, I put an unfair on everybody. Doesnt matter if it's insightful or troll, unfair it gets. Even for general tech public, they're still idiots. I'd rather cycle through idiot moderators than keep the old ones in (sounds almost like politics).

  152. Absolutely incredible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Never before in my years of /. have I witnessed such an incredible feat of trolling. My hat goes off to the commander of the CLIT.

  153. YOU are CLIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's the Community of Logged In Trolls. Big back before we were limited to two pr0st3s per day.

    - News For Turds

    1. Re:YOU are CLIT! by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hmmm, too bad we're not in Soviet Russia...

      ...wouldn't that be where the trolls feed YOU? I'd love to feed some of these bastards to my dog....

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  154. Article Extremely Misleading by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1, Informative

    This whole thing about a "fork" is kind of bogus. It's hardly a "fork" in traditional sense, like WINE or BSD.

    Even the letter linked to is quite old.

    Here's a simplified version of what happened: there was one Samba. One group of people wanted to rearchitect it to make significant improvements. Another group of people pointed out that a lot of people depend upon Samba as a production server, and would be without major bugfixes or improvements while Samba's guts were ripped out, especially since it might be years until Samba functionality reached former levels.

    Basically, the two groups couldn't agree, and a fork occured. The old Samba was maintained to keep people who were currently using Samba happy, and the new Samba was placed on the operating table and dubbed Samba: The Next Generation.

    A while later, both groups decided that Samba:TNG would make a good next major version for Samba. The old Samba will become 2.x, and Samba:TNG will become 3.x. So basically, all we have here is a Linux 1/Linux 2 or GNOME 1/GNOME 2 situation. The two forked for a version change.

    Most of the changes in TNG were based around domain controller stuff. Since I only use Samba as a client, it doesn't really affect me much...

    1. Re:Article Extremely Misleading by abartlet · · Score: 5, Informative

      This comment is misleading. There are no plans for samba.org to release Samba TNG, they are there own project now, and we have our own development process that is producing a very nice PDC for 3.0.

      Samba 2.2 contained basic domain control capabilty, and 3.0 really does a good job of completing it.

      Also, Samba 3.0 does many things that TNG does not - in particular Active Directory client support, and even Active Directory DC developement (very early)

    2. Re:Article Extremely Misleading by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1
      No, sorry - that is not correct. Samba 3.0 has been in Alpha for a while but it is from the normal Samba team and has nothing at all to do with Samba TNG.

      Samba 3.0 comes with (I think) 3 daemons. The last time I heard, Samba TNG came with quite a few more than that. This approach was rejected by the Samba team as being simply too complicated to administer, a decision that lead directly to the fork.

      I had actually thought that TNG had run out of steam and was fading away, but this announcement seems to contradict that.

      Most of the changes in TNG were based around domain controller stuff. Since I only use Samba as a client, it doesn't really affect me much...
      Same here.

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    3. Re:Article Extremely Misleading by psamuels · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, cliche as that sounds. Andrew is on the Samba team and follows samba-tng as well.

      There are no plans for samba.org to release Samba TNG

      I think the confusion came about because samba-tng used to be just another cvs branch at samba.org, and the plan was to merge the useful bits over to the head branch. I guess to some people that sounds like "releasing another version of samba-tng".

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  155. Advantages over Samba-TOS? by Erik+Hensema · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So what exactly are the advantages of TNG over TOS (The Original Samba)? And I don't mean 2.2.x, but the 3.0 developement series.

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    1. Re:Advantages over Samba-TOS? by Lxy · · Score: 1

      I'm not 100% sure, but my understanding is that some of the Samba developers wanted to replace Microsoft entirely, whereas the Samaba project was designed to coexist with an MS environment. The TNG team forked the code to produce a true replacement to an MS PDC and to implement less stable features without breaking the solid Samaba codebase.

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    2. Re:Advantages over Samba-TOS? by psamuels · · Score: 2, Insightful
      my understanding is that some of the Samba developers wanted to replace Microsoft entirely, whereas the Samaba project was designed to coexist with an MS environment.

      Well, it's vague at best. Mainly it's just a fork, with occasional code merging in both directions (though we (-tng) take quite a bit more from them (samba.org) than they do from us). Many things samba.org does better, a few things we probably do better, but then again some of the differences are just ... differences.

      Sorry it's hard to give a more concrete reply - I don't know the exact capabilities of samba 3.0 alpha. I suppose abartlet (from samba.org) will give you a more complete answer, as is his habit. (:

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  156. Don't jump on conclusions by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quotes:
    (...) releases the first beta of Samba-TNG (...)
    (...) it is _the_ alternative solution for Windows domain controlling at the moment (...)

    While I'm all for OSS alternatives to M$ products, I don't think it is wise to call a "first beta" product a viable alternative to NT4, which is proven and tested (I can almost feel the fames coming now)

    1. Re:Don't jump on conclusions by GombuMstr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well..... We are successfully using it since June of 2001 pre beta.... pre anything. We have not had a single problem with it except for printing. We solved that with Samba. It is really quite usable. Just don't run smbd with -d 10 and forget about it. :)

    2. Re:Don't jump on conclusions by redog · · Score: 1

      "I don't think it is wise to call a "first beta" product a viable alternative to NT4, which is proven and tested"

      If the SAMBA Team were to follow M$ standards it would be a "Full version" release.
      They would hide all its faults and issue service packs upon public awareness.
      IMHO Windows 95 shoulda be 4.0a
      Windows 98 shoulda been 4.0b
      2000 shoulda been released as v4.0
      XP shoulda been an expansion pack.

  157. TNG by Lxy · · Score: 1

    I've been using TNG for awhile now. It makes a great replacement to a PDC, even if it is only in beta.

    What I'd like to know: TNG was forked to create an unstable environment to test stuff. Since Samba was such an awesome piece of code, the developers forked TNG to try some things. Now, TNG is looking stable. Where can it go next? Another fork? Where is all the really unstable testing going from here?

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  158. Missing feautures vs samba3 by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

    It would appear that at present samba-tng isn't ready for production use (as with samba3), since it doesn't support:
    -ACLs (which we rely on with samba-2.2.x)
    -Locking
    -Advanced printer support.

    I'll continue testing samba3 and keep samba-2.2.x in production for the next few months.

  159. Printing? by FatherOfONe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I noticed on their status page that they don't support printing. This seems like a kinda huge issue.

    Did I mis-read it?

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    1. Re:Printing? by psamuels · · Score: 5, Informative
      Did I mis-read it?

      No, you read it right. Here's the thing. samba.org has a much larger and (well, at least back in the boom days) better-funded team than we do, so we can only concentrate on so much at a time. Printing just isn't a priority. It might work in samba-tng, in some cases (it is after all derived from samba.org code, which includes printing) but we don't pay much attention to it.

      If you need your PDC to also be a print server, you should either (a) run samba-tng and samba.org on the same machine, on two separate IP addresses and netbios names (yes, this is a common and supported configuration), or (b) just use samba.org for your PDC, which in the past wasn't such a great idea but nowadays it is reported to be quite usable.

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    2. Re:Printing? by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      Cool. Thanks.

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  160. ACLs? by hughk · · Score: 1

    When will they support ACLs? This is the big gotcha ifor commercial use? I guess they will need ACLs in the underlying file systm as a prerequisite.

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    1. Re:ACLs? by Junta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Samba already does support ACLs... I know that is at least possible if XFS is the underlying filesystem. It may be true for the other acl implementations, but Samba certainly is capable.

      As an aside, I'm really not that big of a fan of ACLs, they get too complex for users to effectively manage too quickly in large organizations. Sure, in theory it is good to give that degree of granularity, but in practice it is too fine grained. Now if the users used acls judiciously, it is no problem, but I often see users frequently adding groups and users to allow access to certain files without bothering to ever remove them. At that point, the permission system breaks down, and that is my complaint about ACLs.

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    2. Re:ACLs? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      I don't agree. In my opinion, the traditional UNIX type (at least in the filesystem) access control is too simple. It ends up being a lot more complex in the long run when you need another level of granularity.

      ACL's are very easy to maintain and it's not the fault of the system if the users of such a system misuse it. Any system will fail if it's not properly used.

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    3. Re:ACLs? by hughk · · Score: 1
      I started working with OpenVMS, which implements ACLs quite well for just about everything, including the file system.

      The key point when I first learned about the real-world use of ACLs is that they cost performance. The more ACEs to be checked before an ACCEPT or DENY, the slower the access. The 'secret' was grant access to groups rather than individuals and then to grant or revoke group membership. It is fast and easy to manage.

      Moving to WinNT and later ACLs was easy although the tools, whilst prettier, were harder to use. However the ability to tune access to shared resources across an entire organisation meant that it was accepted rapidly.

      I know XFS does ACLs but reliable ACL support has been a little difficult for some of the other filesystems like ext3. RedHat, for example, were due to ship with it in 8.0, but the bug reports during the beta phase forced them to withdraw it.

      According the Web-page, Samba-TNG doesn't do ACLs yet on any file system. This is a shame because that is exactly what we need (in addition to PDC/BDC support) that would allow orgnisations to drop in Linux systems to replace Win NT servers. I'll happily wait for 2K support but those ACLs are important now.

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  161. Re:For those noticing strange activity in -1territ by (startx) · · Score: 1

    reading at +2 still doesn't help when retarded people (or the trolls themselves) mod the shit up as Funny.

  162. Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Older but still heavily used DOS based Medical and Accounting packages WILL NOT reliably use a samba machine for a SMB share. a NT server will do it fine, but samba, including the latest and greatest will not. it keeps losing data or losing the connection.

    Cince most doctor offices still use Dos based medical software, and Most companies still use their DOS based Accounting software (Quickbooks is a Joke compared to these real accounting packages) any migration of their servers to linux spells doom.

    I've waited for over 4 years for this issue to be dealt with and it seems that the samba team is not interested.

    I personally wouldn't use these old (but still cost thousands today) apps.... but you cant tell a customer that to save $400.00 on their server they need to spend another $5500.00 to change their software suite and spend 100-200 hours manually keying in the old data into the new system.

    companies are funny that way.

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    1. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Older but still heavily used DOS based Medical and Accounting packages WILL NOT reliably use a samba machine for a SMB share. [snip] it keeps losing data or losing the connection.

      We ran into something similar in my former place of work, and IIRC it got solved shortly after I left.

      If you're interested, I can try to dig up the details for you.

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    2. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by Spruce+Moose · · Score: 3, Informative

      When did you last post to samba-technical about it?

      Try again - you might have some better luck. Bring your log file at debug level 10 with you.

    3. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in this case...why will DOS lose data or connection to a samba server?

      Is it because it uses older SMB protocol dialect? Or does it have something to do with DOS behaviour towards FAT? And how many people are actually using DOS?

    4. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by Knightmare · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately I would like to say nobody but... that seems to be far from the truth. Spend a little time doing consulting for the medical industry and you will be VERY surprised what you find. Alot of hospitals doing upgrades from 95 to 98, while xp is already at SP1. I figure by 2010 they will be up to NT4.

      And yes there are people still using dos. Hell there are pharmacy packages that run off dual floppy computers still. Medical industry is the king of legacy. Low IT budgets and the fear of messing with something that "works." In most other places the biggest fear you have is an assembly line stops for a few minutes, or a website goes down for a few minutes (God forbid.) But you screw up an upgrade or change out to something that doesn't have a feature needed in the medical industry.... you might start killing people. Stakes are a little high, so the idea of if it isn't broken don't fix it is rather common.

    5. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by gdav · · Score: 1

      I guess your problem is that MS Network Client for DOS (Lan Manager 2.2 client?) works well over netbeui and badly over tcp/ip (memory and other problems). NT offers SMB over Netbeui, Samba doesn't as yet AFAIK (some info here).

      Where I work, we have to support one elderly networked DOS app. It runs splendidly in a DOS window under NT or 2000, 640K DOS memory! The network redirections are all passed through to the underlying NT/2000 operating system which talks nicely to Samba.

    6. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo!

      you are the only poster who got the answer right.

      This is exactly the problem. Except it is the FoxPro underlying basis of the medial app that is the problem... (and is the problem with many Accounting apps... Champion controller one of the most used Industrial and commercial Accounting and POS systems is Foxbase/Foxpro based....

      Even using NT on the systems to run the DOS app it still fails once in a while on a samba server but works flawlessly on an NT server or On a Novell 3.x server (Novell sucks horribly BTW.. After that fight I'm a member of the I hate novell club.. we meet wednesdays :-)

      I tried it recently, it STILL fails to have complete stability under samba. I'm guessing that supporting this legacy protocol is not high on the samba' team's radar and understandably why it isn't.

      it's about damned time the tightwad, rich-ass doctors spent money on their practice instead of another Jaguar.

      doctors are the biggest tightwad-jerks I have EVER met. they gladly shaft the patents with high fees while they whine horribly over spending $100-$400 to fox a computer or printer.

    7. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by gdav · · Score: 1

      Aha, I have dim memories of horrid Foxpro for DOS locking oddities. But too long ago to remember if we ever found a fix.

      Foxpro for windows was even more of a giggle. I remember an accounting system written in Foxpro for Windows that one day offered us the unforgettable message "Fatal Error 6 attempting to report Error 6".

      It's retro-computing day for me today - just dug out a Victor Sirius 9000 (vintage 1982) to read and transfer some data disks. Works perfectly!

    8. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      it's about damned time the tightwad, rich-ass doctors spent money on their practice instead of another Jaguar.

      Uh-huh. My wife would never let me buy a computer to run OSCAR (Open Source) for her practice management system when we could upgrade my used Oldsmobile to a Ferrari. Oh, wait, that actually happened!

      doctors are the biggest tightwad-jerks I have EVER met. they gladly shaft the patents with high fees while they whine horribly over spending $100-$400 to fox a computer or printer.

      First, a typical medical practice has a 50% overhead (did you think those needles and blades were free? The nurses? The hydraulic chairs? The sterilizers?). Second, are you naive enough to believe that insurance companies actually pay the billed prices? Reimbursement via government programs is unbelievably horried (think $20 for a $800 surgery). Since many doctors are still paying off their student loans, you can damn well bet they're trying to save every dime they can.

      Sorry, but you touched a nerve. Some idiots have this idea that doctors are a bunch of rich, greedy bastards. While a few probably are, the vast majority are regular folks who are just trying to make a decent living.

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  163. Inside information by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 1

    I took Gerald Carter's Samba tutorial at the 2000 LISA conference during the early going-ons with TNG. He expressed that he was mildly disappointed that they wouldn't go with his idea to just call it "Tango" because it would go so adorably with "Samba". Oh well....

    ;^)

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    1. Re:Inside information by LordWoody · · Score: 1

      Tango is a web (?) programming enviroment used on Mac systems. So I am sure they would get a nice document from some nice lawyer had they done that.

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    2. Re:Inside information by psamuels · · Score: 1
      He expressed that he was mildly disappointed that they wouldn't go with his idea to just call it "Tango" because it would go so adorably with "Samba".

      Oh, was that Jerry's idea? I've always wondered who came up with that one.

      And no, we don't intend to start calling it Tango. (:

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  164. Feeding a troll? by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    If you would actually consider implementing Samba as a primary authentication service in a production environment then you are utterly mad. Even Samba-TNG will not be suitable for quite some time now for anything outside of a home network.

    Administering Samba is a pain in the ass, frankly.

    Normally I don't respond to anonymous cowards. Normally I do not feed trolls, either.

    So I won't. However, I shall say that, as a former network admin at a college, I did find Samba useful "outside of a home network." VERY useful.

    Yes, I had to maintain two username databases (but only one password database). Big effing deal. So I wrote a script (yawn) -- not difficult to do, and it takes that script all of about 80 seconds to create all the usernames needed at the beginning of Fall Term (while doing the same job in NT/2000 takes days).

    Samba a pain in the ass? (chuckling over the parent poster's cluelessness) Not even! It cut my workload down to about one-third of what it took to administer the same file server when it was running NT!

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  165. Reason modifier trick by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    Of course it doesn't. Click here, and set the funny reason modifier down. That will help you.

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    1. Re:Reason modifier trick by Zaknafein500 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the best way to handle this is to assign a -1 penalty to new users.

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    2. Re:Reason modifier trick by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      this would be really frustrating to new users because they would never be heared and as effect of this never modded up and then disappeare =(((

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    3. Re:Reason modifier trick by Permission+Denied · · Score: 1
      Actually, the best way to handle this is to assign a -1 penalty to new users.

      That would be great, but apparently "new user" means "anything within the past year." I've been reading slashdot since late 1999 (when they first introduced accounts), but didn't sign up until last year. Kind of annoying.

    4. Re:Reason modifier trick by Zaknafein500 · · Score: 1

      You are correct. I have had this account for a couple years, and it was modding me down for being a new user., even when I had the threshold set to it's lowest (1%) Perhaps more options should be available for that function, like an option for a set amount of time. Also, I think perhaps Taco needs to purge some inactive accounts.

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  166. Re:For those noticing strange activity in -1territ by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    Seems some trolls have mass-registered Emails and accounts for SLashdot under the name of "CLIT Drone No. (randNum)". Now they are mass-posting some anal gay fantasy at a default of +1.

    Whoa. You don't say!!??

    Editors are working on it, but the troll engine is still pumping crap in +1

    Yes, exercising their legendary thread bitchslapping powers instead of fixing the damn moderation system.

  167. Samba + ldap for pdc+bdc at our shop, too (2.2.x) by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    Getting group membership to work properly has been a bit of a chore, but group permissions on the file shares works nicely.

    I don't really see a value in having an NT 4.0 bdc taking orders from the samba pdc - just convert them both!

  168. Look what I found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Welcome to the ground breaking "Hoemaster's :15 Minute Solution"!!! The :15 Minute Solution is a simple 5 exercise, 15 minute a day program that will give you results without all the frustration associated with other available programs! Don't get beat up like our friend shown below!

    Enough of the crap...let's learn the techniques that will thicken and lengthen your penis, put an end to premature ejaculation, give you a Prostate Gland that will perform for you into your later years and get you ejaculating like Peter North!

    The four exercises are listed below. After you've learned the techniques go to the table at the bottom of the page and just follow the workout planner! It's all way too easy!

    THE KEGEL TECHNIQUE
    GO TO GREAT LENGTHS!
    ATTAIN MASSIVE GIRTH!
    AMAZING ISOMETRICS!
    KILL THE "SHORT ORDER COOK"
    SHOORT LIKE A PORN STAR!

    The Hoemaster (me) put this exercise first for a damn good reason. It's the cornerstone to a healthy, proper functioning reproductive system as well as to the rest of the excercises outlined here. Mastering this technique will strengthen your Prostate Gland giving you a healthier, better developed Prostate Gland. Additionally it will improve circulation for enhanced size, give you ROCK HARD erections and the ability to ejaculate WHEN YOU WANT TO, allow multiple ejaculations without ever losing your erection, increase the volume and intensity of your ejaculations, provide improved urine flow, better stamina and give you a stouter-looking penis! I cannot emphasize enough how very vital this technique is to a healthy and long life and sex life! This technique is based on the discoveries of a Gynecologist who discovered the PC Muscle and devised an exercise which now bears his name - Kegel.

    THE KEGEL TECHNIQUE

    "Kegels" were created by a Gynecologist back in the '50's. His goal was to find a way to assist women with the demands of child birth and more importantly to help women recover from the experience quicker so they may sooner be able to tend to their newborn child. He also set out to help women find a natural solution for incontinence both after child birth and as women entered their later years. It's only been in the last 10 - 12 years that the benefits of Kegels have been clinically studied and proven effective for men with the incredible benefits I outlined above.

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    For the :15 Solution you'll be doing Kegels for 2 solid minutes. I've found that you can get just as an effective workout in 2 intense minutes of Kegels as you can from doing as many as 300 reps. The terrifying thing is that a lot of PE Sites will have you doing anywhere from 300 - 600 Kegels every single day - forever! This is ridiculous and it violates everything known about working out a muscle. You need recovery time or the muscle will ATROPHY (shrink!!!)! With this in mind what you'll do is make a slow, solid contraction, hold for 30 seconds, release and repeat 4 times. That's all that's necessary to effectively work your PC Muscle and gain all the benefits I've already outlined for you above.

    GO TO GREAT LENGTHS!

    This first enlargement technique is highly effective for lengthening the penis. The premise is simple enough and performing this technique is even easier. All you have to do is gently grasp your Glans (penis head) and pull, without letting up (except as noted below), for 5 full minutes. Here's the technique:

    -Pull straight out from your body and hold for 60 seconds. Now let go for 5 seconds and shake your penis around to get the blood flowing back into your Glans.

    -Pull straight towards the floor for 60 full seconds then shake your penis around to get the blood flowing -back into your Glans.

    -Pull straight towards your chin for 60 full seconds then shake your penis around to get the blood flowing back into your Glans.

    -Pull to the right for 60 full seconds then shake your penis around to get the blood flowing back into your Glans.

    -Pull to the left for 60 full seconds then shake your penis around to get the blood flowing back into your Glans.

    The additional benefits of this exercise is your penis is now well warmed up and prepared for the Massive Girth Technique!

    ATTAIN MASSIVE GIRTH!

    This exercise requires a bit more instruction but it's easy to perform once you know the nuts and bolts of the technique. I'm going to spend some extra time here because there are some caveats (warnings) about this technique:

    This technique is to be performed in a partially erect state. If you become too aroused during this technique injury to your blood vessels may occur! You will need to stop and allow yourself to "come down" prior to continuing.
    This technique should always follow the lengthening technique. Blood spotting, bruising and mild lumpiness (all temporary conditions) may occur without being properly warmed up for this technique.
    You'll be gripping your penis firmly for this technique, but again, too firm a grip may cause damage to your blood vessels. You'll have to find a firm yet gentle grip for this technique.

    You're going to need a good lubricant for this exercise and maintain the viscosity for the duration of the exercise. I recommend Baby Oil or K-Y Jelly.

    Here's how to perform this exercise that will both greatly thicken as well as lengthen your penis:

    The first thing to do for this exercise is to attain a partial erection. The purpose of this is to get some blood into the penis - for it's the movement of the blood throughout the penis during this exercise which will expand Your erectile tissue.

    Using your index finger and thumb, wrap your penis at the base, way down as close to your testicles as possible.

    Gently squeeze your penis with your thumb and forefinger to trap the blood inside your erectile tissue.

    Now, slide your thumb and forefinger "ring" down the shaft of your penis towards the glans (penis head).

    At the moment your first hand reaches the glans, take your other hand and begin the same process. You'll be alternating hands - right, left, right, left, etc.

    A single repetition should last a full second before starting with your other hand.

    Remember, for now I'm just teaching you the exercises. At the bottom of this page is The :15 Minute Solution - the program where we put all the elements of the program together for you and give you a workable plan for implementing these exercises.

    AMAZING ISOMETRICS!

    This is a key technique for realizing consistent gains from years and years to come if you so wish. What this exercise does is it Isometrically expands the smooth muscle tissue found in your penis and it consistently and continually expands the elasticity of the penile tendon making unlimited gains possible! You may wish to use a hand towel for this technique. Here's how to do it:

    This exercise requires a full blown erection to perform. Once you are maximized, take the palm of your hand, facing towards the floor and cup it over your glans (penis head). If you wish to use a hand towel it's just as effective and I'll explain how as we go through this.
    Now, slowly and gently, push your penis towards the floor. Go as far as you can comfortably go but not further than parallel to the floor. If you're using a towel, gently pull the ends of the towel towards the floor to lower the angle of your penis.
    Very slowly, and with great care, begin to flex your PC Muscle by doing a Kegel - just as you learned above in "THE KEGEL TECHNIQUE!" The secret is to not allow your hand (or towel) to be moved by your penis as your penis fights against your hand (or towel) to raise back up towards your chin.
    Once you attain a solid flex of the PC Muscle through your Kegel hold your Kegel flex and your hand (or towel) in place for 10 seconds then slowly release your Kegel and allow your penis to rise back up by lifting your hand (or the towel) from your penis.
    Still erect, repeat this process 5 times - once per minutes - for the :15 solution (if not erect any longer re-attain a maximized erection for the next rep). You should be able to repeat this process 5 times - once per minute - for the :15 Solution.
    Relatively simple stuff! Next we're going to look at how you can put an end to premature ejaculation forever!

    KILL THE "SHORT ORDER COOK!"

    The Hoemaster knows that many men suffer from Premature Ejaculation and even more men wish they could just last longer. This is a fantastic technique that will give you unlimited staying power...you'll be able to cum when you're damn good and ready and never sooner! This exercise is not a part of the :15 Solution...it should be done at a time when you're feeling like having a little fun - solo! Here's how it's done:

    Start with some warm-ups.

    Slowly flex your PC Muscle and release 30 times. On the last flex, hold the contraction of your PC Muscle as long as possible, up to one minute.

    -Repeat entire process.

    Next, massage your penis continually until you're at the brink of ejaculation. The moment you feel the urge, CLAMP DOWN ON YOUR PC MUSCLE AS HARD AS YOU CAN (remember, this is an INTERNAL squeeze!) and take quick breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth. Use the power of your mind to hold back your ejaculation! Keep holding the clamp on your PC until the urge has completely subsided.

    Again, you'll want to massage your penis to climax and then CLAMP DOWN ON YOUR PC MUSCLE! Follow your breathing as you did before and your visualization.

    Now, do 300 (minimum) PC Flexes as you learned above.

    Finally, bring your penis to climax again. This time, let it fly!

    Finish up with a nice hot towel wrap.

    Above are all the exercises you're going to need for the :15 Solution. If you suffer from premature ejaculation please feel free to work on that on your "off days" from the workout planner below.

    INTEGRATING THE :15 Solution WITH YOUR FITNESS PROGRAM (your excercise program will vary):

    Here's your overall workout planner:
    Monday WORKOUT
    Tuesday AEROBICS
    Wednesday WORKOUT
    Thursday AEROBICS
    Friday WORKOUT
    Saturday AEROBICS
    Sunday OFF DAY

    Monday - Kill the "Short Order Cook!"
    Tuesday - :15 SOLUTION
    Wednesday - Kill the "Short Order Cook!"
    Thursday - :15 SOLUTION
    Friday - Kill the "Short Order Cook!"
    Saturday - :15 SOLUTION
    Sunday - OFF DAY

    IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A REGULAR EXCERCISE ROUTINE, you should definitely join a gym or fitness club, working out increases the male body's production of testosterone & therefore increases the size of the penis, sex drive, and other very posotive factors that are effected by an increased testosterone level. If you still are unconvinced of the benefits of working out with weights or aerobic activities, then just follow the program outlined directly below the dashed-line.

    As you can see by the above chart, on the days you workout you should perform the exercise routine that will end Premature Ejaculation. If you're not a PE sufferer just do your normal workout. On your Aerobics day perform the :15 Solution.

    Like I said before, penis enlargement is not brain surgery...it's actually quite simple. I GUARANTEE you'll get better results with the :15 Solution than with any other program available on the market - ANYWHERE!
    Enjoy!

  169. I'm interested in how they solved it by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1

    I'd love to do it and save my dad some money.

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    1. Re:I'm interested in how they solved it by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

      Okay, I just heard back from my replacement there. I have good news and I have bad news.

      The good news is that it turns out that the problem wasn't with Samba. It seems that not all versions of the workstations there were running the same version of a certain Borland library.... causing the shared database to get hosed.

      The bad news, of course, is that I don't have any information that will help you.

      Sorry, dude.

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  170. Samba vs Samba-TNG by boots@work · · Score: 2, Informative

    Samba-TNG was originally an unstable CVS branch, run by people from the Samba team. However, the project has now forked, and is developed by a separate group. It's vaguely similar to XEmacs vs GNU Emacs, although the details are very different.

    If you want the unstable version of Samba, try the Samba 3.0 alpha snapshots. Many of the domain integration features will be in this development series. If I understand correctly, some of the code is reused from Samba-TNG (both projects are GPL'd), but most is rewritten.

    As Andrews says in the open letter, diversity is good: you can try -TNG and 3.0a and see which one suits you.

  171. Excel supports it by pkphilip · · Score: 1

    I think Excel supports concurrent edits by multiple users across the network.. that support has been there since Office 97 atleast. You will need to enable a "share" option - don't quite recall where.

  172. Ce la vie by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1

    Oh well

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  173. Re:Still doesnt fix a Samba problem. Little Advice by puto · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am gonna have two subjects in this message. One a suggestion to fix the problem, and two, some advice on the medical software industry.

    You are running dos software? I am assuming you are peer to peered unless you are running it across NT. Also assuming you want to put in a Linux box so you can have a fileserver, web proxy, and whatever your heart desires.

    I dont know your office but i cant imagine it is very large if you are using DOS, otherwise you could have used novell. You dont have NT, or why would you worry about Samba?

    Heres what I would do. Goto ebay. You can Lantastic with 10 licenses for 40 bucks. You can acquire as many as you need at that price or lower. You acquire an old p2 or p3 for 200 bucks and your choice of ram. make sure it is in good shape. Pricewatch a new one. 150 bucks for a new p3 750, kick another 100 for hard drive and nic. You ever seen DOS run on a p///??? Like a scalded dog.

    Pop lantastic on that baby and fire it up and walk away. Problem solved for 300 bucks. And whatever labor you charge.

    Give me some more details on what you want to do and what you currently have installed. Then I can probably be a lot more helpful.

    My father ran a medical management company from 1970 to 1998. He had a mainframe installed in his office in 1970 to manage the financial end of the business then. He was way a head of his time. Offer the years I saw him switch systems from IBM/36s, in house Cobol Programmers, Sco boxes, Lantastic, Novell and finally to NT. And I learned them as they came out.

    I installed and supported a variety of systems over a 10 year period in the medical industry. So let me drop a dime on you and save you some headaches. I also did a stint for a group of 8 clinics as the IT guy. 30k active patienrs running through my box. AS400, 8 modems. All locations dialed in with 286, 386s. with a client. Ran smooth as hell.

    PLUS I was an actual clinic manager. I know the financial side as well.

    ****KEEP THE OLD SYSTEM RUNNING***** Whether it is still on the network or you got one station.

    1. They have access to all the old records, as will be explained.
    2. Something happens(employees refuse to learn new stuff) your box blows up. You got the old one as back up.

    1. Doctors make plenty of money. But they do not like to spend it in their practice, usually the least amount is done on the system. And with good reason. Late 80's billing systems that filed electronically could cost a 250k and upwards. But most medical tech sales people approach it the wrong way. Tell them to finance it(yes banks will finance software and hardware together) make it a part of operating costs, and they can write the whole thing off, so no need to skimp. Get the numbers together. When you give final bid. Show them total cost. Then show them that they can finance for three years at 500 a month.

    And remember all of this really hinges on docs being cheapskates.

    2. DONT SKIMP ON HARDWARE OR SOFTWARE that manages peoples money. Because that 400 you saved you went with some cheaper hardware. It craps out. The manufacturer doesnt get the blame, you get the blame. You cant say"well you wanted to save money on the hardware" A doctor will have a lawyer on your ass in a heartbeat. And then tell all his doctor buddies at the club you are a louse. Remember you have to fix the hardware. Get a Dell. They make good on the warranty and quick. Docs also like big named companies, might have stock in them. Docs will throw a bone that way.

    3. Most real practice management software, legacy software was made to run on old Unix boxes. AS400's. Some of it was later ported to dos boxes, or to run on Novell. However, the medical industry preffered UNIX. I have seen logs of uptimes of 5 years plus, and even one for 8. NT and SQL has made heavy inroads. Honestly, in all my years I only saw a few dos apps, and most were just clients that hit a nix box.

    4.And if you glean anything from this post make it this. It is a good selling point, headache saver, and NECCESITY if you are going to have peace of mind.

    NO DATA CONVERSION. Unless you intimatley know both databases, or someone has written a tool to go from one to the other. Do not do it.

    A. You usually can only get patient demographics and money owed. Too difficult, costly, to get all historical data. Those old 'bases aint pretty.
    And it costs money. And the first time Betty Sue Blowjob whines to the doc all the history aint there(cause she is too lazy to fill it in) he reams you.

    B. Docs carry around a load of DEAD Accounts receivables. So you been using a system for 8 years, you are carrying around loads of deadbeats. If they hadn't paid in three, they will not pay ever. So any reporting on the A/R is useless. I knew a doc with 8 million in outstanding. And i did a couple queries, and it was because since he started practicing, he kept people on the books. Now is a good time to start fresh. Make this point to him. They alway go for it if you can explain it concerning money. Tell them that he can get current real A/R totals ,and on the old machine turn over all stuff over three years out to a collection agency(careful with this, some people are on payment plans and do not deserve collections).

    5. Whenever a patient comes in the girls can say"Hey we have a new system, new encounter form, whatever" and have the patient fill it out. As each patient comes in, they do this. You clean up the patients files this way, mistakes, get all the new info, and it really is not too much work for the girls to do. And they do not have to sit 100 hours in a row rekeying. Just as necessary. And really, takes about 6 minutes for a normal typist to whip this on in. I did a study of this with 10 office workers.

    So I hope I hope I have given you some ideas and things to look out for. You gotta really go head to head with docs. But 90% of it are people issues. I no longer work in this part of IT because it burned me out. I wouldn't reccomend it to anyone. And I left good money.

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  174. From a non-resident Indian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    thank you, kind sir, for your post brought back many memories!

  175. Sidebar on BDCs by davecb · · Score: 1
    NT needs BDCs because the PDC might have crashed, had a hardware fault or been accidentally turned off.

    If you put your PDC on a machine with reasonable redundancy, you don't need a BDC. If you can't afford any downtime, put it on a cluster.

    --dave (unix bigot, you understand) c-b

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  176. Patented by yerricde · · Score: 1

    put something nontrivial to defeat on the account creation page. the current "type this" challenge is a joke.

    But anything that's not a joke is already patented.

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  177. it's not trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's crapflooding. there's a difference.

    -- pinocchio

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