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Dismal Failure of Internet Filters In Australia

An anonymous reader writes "The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that the Australian Broadcasting Authority (ABA), the department responsible for implementing the insane Internet regulatory framework put in place by the current government, is about to drop a number of Internet Filtering packages due to their ineffectiveness. The full article is available here. There is also news that the Minister for Communications, Senator Richard Alston (whom The Register has labeled the Worlds Biggest Luddite :) ) is awaiting a review of the law with possible changes to follow. Be afraid Australia, be very afraid!"

272 comments

  1. Re:Excellent. by triapple · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    too bad, if they are anything like me, they would never see ur comment considering you a mod score of 0.

  2. Still censorship down under? by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

    I was aware that there was some censorship of TV programs in earlier years when they were brought to AU, Dr Who comes to mind, but is this still happening to TV as well as the internet? I'm suprised, considering the recent and proposed changes to the hemp/marijuana laws down under are pretty liberal.

    Jonah Hex

    1. Re:Still censorship down under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's kinda weird. In the US a naked tit causes so much trouble it has to be pixelated out of TV shows. Here nobody is bothered by tits.

      But we have this peculiar web censorship law to (try to) stop us seeing tits online. As far as I can (dimly) remember it was an offering to an ultra-conservative state senator to get him to vote for the privitisation of our telephone monopoly. We got the dud law, and he voted against privitisation. Oh how we laughed. Not!

      I always thought it would just fade into obscurity over time, but now with Howard crawling up the bum of Dubbya, I expect every crackpot US idea to be imported, and none of our own crackpot ideas to be discarded. Sigh.

    2. Re:Still censorship down under? by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, the US censors some shows as well. It's a networks thing. The reason you don't hear about the cuts is that the shows are American made, and made so they don't need to cut anything out.

    3. Re:Still censorship down under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      considering the recent and proposed changes to the hemp/marijuana laws down under are pretty liberal.
      liberal in the sense of criminally illegal (in most states)
    4. Re:Still censorship down under? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Did you happen to see that clip from Tatu, "All the things she said"? Afaik it's been banned from the BBC for example.

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    5. Re:Still censorship down under? by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Here nobody is bothered by tits.

      But if you ever are, just remember to set up two big nets to catch 'em. They usually travel in pairs.

    6. Re:Still censorship down under? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      I expect every crackpot US idea to be imported, and none of our own crackpot ideas to be discarded. Sigh.

      Hey, I like government monopolies. Stop insinuating that there's something wrong with them.:)

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    7. Re:Still censorship down under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we have to hear that crappy song too, but at least the clip makes it watchable.

    8. Re:Still censorship down under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the recent and proposed changes to the hemp/marijuana laws down under are pretty liberal

      You ARE kidding, aren't you?! Maybe there's been a bit of movement in WA, but South Australia, where you could grow up to 10 plants without facing a custodial sentence (though you would still be fined and get a criminal record), has not reduced that to 1 plant! In NSW, Victoria and QLD, the 'law & order' debate is so prevelant, as are the anti-mj campaigns right across the spectrum of the media, that getting busted for dope will almost certainly get you a far stiffer punishment, than it would have 10 years ago.

      As in the US, we are seeing the "retreat of individual liberty" here, but unlike the US, we don't have the 4th and 5th amendments (which are far more important than the 1st and 2nd you obsess about) to protects us. For example, the incumbent in NSW is promising to do away with the 'double jeopardy rule,' if (when) he wins the upcoming election. The opposition to introduce equally anti-individualist 'mandatory sentencing.' (Which you in the US also have no protection from!)

      You need to review your sources of into mate!

    9. Re:Still censorship down under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, I like government monopolies. Stop insinuating that there's something wrong with them.

      That depends on the government monopoly in question, and more particularly on how it is instituted. In Australia we had (and still have in our national broadcaster the ABC) a model whereby independant commissions were set up, whose day to day functioning could not be influenced by the government of the day. If the biggest critic of your government is the 'government owned' broadcaster, you know you've got something right.

      There are many privitisations that a large body of Australians wish had never happened. (eg the Commonwealth Bank), and what is surprising to outsiders, is that the people opposing privitisation of state owned enterprises, are often among the most conservative sections of the population.

    10. Re:Still censorship down under? by Chinderah · · Score: 1

      Still a lot of morons voted for the government knowing its views on censorship (and tits)

    11. Re:Still censorship down under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The media in the US is highly censored, for sure. But the difference is that it is not the government doing the censoring, but private corporations. The most celebrated example being when Wallmart forced Nirvana to change some of the lyrics of their songs (which Wallmart can do, because they move somewhere around 50% of CDs sold in the US). Similarly magazine editors (Cosmo etc) have to present their copy to Wallmart for approval before going to press. These magazines simply can't afford to have Wallmart refuse to stock them.

    12. Re:Still censorship down under? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      In the US a naked tit causes so much trouble it has to be pixelated out of TV shows.

      Or how about this. In Toys-R-Us, the tits on a game are censored, but a person pointing a gun at someone else in a post is not. WTF? What kind of message is that sending?

    13. Re:Still censorship down under? by gumleef · · Score: 1

      channel 7, here in oz censor virutally every movie they show. imagine seeing a movie like pulp fiction with all the swearing blanked out. it gets rather tedius when every second sentence has a gap in it. or how about lock stock and two smoking barrels where whole scenes have been cut because they are deemed too offensive. and this is when the movie is on after 9pm when they are actually _allowed_ to show the material. our other channels really dont care too much about censoring this stuff, but have other problems (ch10 cuts off a few seconds beofre each ad during the simpsons to get more ads in, cutting off the punchline to many jokes)

    14. Re:Still censorship down under? by bigchris · · Score: 1
      Hello? the filters are placed on bestiality, rape and other violent and non-appropriate content. They aren't going to filter the "naked tit" as you have so lucidly put it.

      I don't know about you, but I think that most of Australia doesn't want extreme sexual material getting through to our youngsters.

      Perhaps you aught to look at the SMH's editorial on Internet pornography:

      From the SMH, http://www.smh.com.au (rest of article follows)


      If the Federal Government is fair dinkum about weeding out X- and R-rated material and content refused classification, it must first acknowledge its technological impotence as gatekeeper. This does not mean all options are useless. They just need to be practical. Indeed, the Prime Minister, John Howard, yesterday indicated a willingness to review the Government's 1999 introduction of internet regulation. The Communications Department is due soon to release its report on the online content scheme. Against the backdrop of the first survey of Australian teenagers' exposure to pornography, these developments at least suggest the Government's head is not in the sand.

      The Australia Institute study found that 84 per cent of boys and 60 per cent of girls aged 16 and 17 have happened upon internet sex sites. Two in five boys said they went looking for pornography. Meanwhile, just 17 per cent of households with internet connections had installed approved filters and many of these have proved useless. Critics of porn availability are dismissed as wowsers, a criticism that ignores the character of the worst hardcore. Centrefold pin-ups are one thing; bestiality, incest, rape and other sexual violence are another. Yet these are available.


      A fairly good argument, don't you think?

      Rest of article follows:



      The internet as porn shop

      March 5 2003

      Public agitation at easy internet access to hardcore pornography is trapped between two realities. So easy are the means of access that a youngster can sight thousands of pictures and videos of demeaning content by simply following a few links. Turning off this tap, however, is often technically impossible. Even where filtering has an effect, it often blocks out the good with the bad, denying internet customers useful information unrelated to pornography. Like antibiotic-resistant bacteria, the technology of delivery is way ahead of the mechanisms of judicious denial.

      If the Federal Government is fair dinkum about weeding out X- and R-rated material and content refused classification, it must first acknowledge its technological impotence as gatekeeper. This does not mean all options are useless. They just need to be practical. Indeed, the Prime Minister, John Howard, yesterday indicated a willingness to review the Government's 1999 introduction of internet regulation. The Communications Department is due soon to release its report on the online content scheme. Against the backdrop of the first survey of Australian teenagers' exposure to pornography, these developments at least suggest the Government's head is not in the sand.

      The Australia Institute study found that 84 per cent of boys and 60 per cent of girls aged 16 and 17 have happened upon internet sex sites. Two in five boys said they went looking for pornography. Meanwhile, just 17 per cent of households with internet connections had installed approved filters and many of these have proved useless. Critics of porn availability are dismissed as wowsers, a criticism that ignores the character of the worst hardcore. Centrefold pin-ups are one thing; bestiality, incest, rape and other sexual violence are another. Yet these are available.

      The Communications Minister, Richard Alston, was drawn into internet regulation four years ago by the proliferation of online gambling. Internet porn also became a hot issue, partly because of the importance to the Government of the Senate vote of the Independent Brian Harradine, a morals campaigner who this week concluded: "Government policy in this area is obviously not working."

      Part of the difficulty is that no search technology can sift out images. Filtering out offensive language would also block worthy sites related, for instance, to health issues or the arts. Clumsy censorship is not an answer. Because of the obvious ethical impediments, there has been little research on hardcore pornography's effects on the young. Some adults with intense and prolonged exposure to hardcore pornography, however, have demonstrated an increased propensity to sexual violence. Youngsters might overwhelmingly regard pornography as titillating fun. But until its long-term effects are better understood, a safety-first approach seems prudent.

      Parents are entitled to be angry that the home computer, an item of such utility and educational value, comes with the potential to introduce to their children material the parents would never dream of exposing them to. In time, technology will put computer users more in control and better able to refuse uninvited material. Until then, the best course is openness. When pornography is discussed frankly and maturely at home and at school, children will be best able to be their own gatekeepers.

  3. Australia is a funny country... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On one hand, they have horrible broadband companies that limit you to asinine amounts of data transfering. On the other, they have made it illegal to sell region-coded DVD players. However, this is a step in the right direction.

    1. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      It is not illegal to sell region free or region selectable players.

      Pretty big difference. I think you may be confusing us with New Zealand. (Careful, they might send _both_ navy patrol boats after you ;-) )

    2. Re:Australia is a funny country... by muzzmac · · Score: 3, Informative

      And we have the best gun laws. :-)

      Seriously, the censorship laws do nothing.

      The data caps are the biggest issue with Internet access in Aus at the moment.

      ISP's are almost defined based on the amount of data available.

    3. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not illegal to sell region free or region selectable players.

      Read his post again, dipwad.

    4. Re:Australia is a funny country... by DrMrLordX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Two words: PAUL HOGAN

      And let's not forget Foster's, Yahoo Serious, and Jacko. OY!

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    5. Re:Australia is a funny country... by ghostrider_one · · Score: 4, Informative
      On the other, they have made it illegal to sell region-coded DVD players.

      I beg to differ! The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission is against reigon-coding DVDs because of the anti-compeditive aspects of it, but walk into any place selling DVD players in Australia and I guarentee you that better than %95 of them are reigon-coded. Because of ambiguity regarding the Copyright Amendment (Digital Agenda) Act (Australia's version of the DMCA) and whether this makes reigon-free DVD players illegal "circumvention devices", most places will not stock (or admit to stocking) reigon-free DVD players.

    6. Re:Australia is a funny country... by hdparm · · Score: 1

      Uffffffff, you, you....Ausie wanker. We would send one after him but we can't - one's gone to Gulf to help Dubya, the other had to stay to protect our West Island waters.

    7. Re:Australia is a funny country... by G-funk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually I think you'll find 95% of them are MARKED as region 4, but play any discs. All sony DVD players are these days (have been for quite some time). most places will not stock (or admit to stocking) reigon-free DVD players I've spoken to a sony rep as I was worried my player wasn't region 0, and he said no worries, and he was right. Show me one place that sells dvd and won't stock sony?

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    8. Re:Australia is a funny country... by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Filtering is a good idea, but mandatory filtering is not. Let people filter what they want to filter; any other route is doomed to failure.

      As a parent myself, I think any parent who gives their child unfettered, unsupervised access to the internet is a fool; you might end up raising a kid who's a combination of Benny Hill and Ted Bundy. Kids too young to understand the difference between good/bad, normal/abnormal, etc don't need to be downloading hard-core pr0n, and faces-of-death pics.

      HOWEVER... there's nothing to stop a parent from being that kind of fool, and I'm not entirely certain that you can legislate that anyway. If somebody wants their kid to think sex with goats is OK, and attend his high-school graduation in a Gimp suit, have at it... (but I'll tell you what, their kid will only date one of my kids over my slowly-cooling, twitching corpse).

      Leave the filtering to the parents, if they so choose. As long as it's in the privacy of their own home, and as long as it's not kiddie pr0n, I'd say let adults download what they want.

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    9. Re:Australia is a funny country... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a parent myself, I think any parent who gives their child unfettered, unsupervised access to the internet is a fool; you might end up raising a kid who's a combination of Benny Hill and Ted Bundy. Kids too young to understand the difference between good/bad, normal/abnormal, etc don't need to be downloading hard-core pr0n, and faces-of-death pics.

      As a parent myself, I have to disagree completely with you on this point. I think that education is the key to raising health kids capable of adjusting to their environment. Censorship is not education. It is, in fact, anti-education. I do not censor the internet from my kids (of course, neither of them are old enough to read, quite yet, so they don't use the computer anyway) and I have no intention of doing so. I've gone out and looked at the stuff on the internet that you would censor, and I'll admit that I don't want them to see it. However, consider this: Kid downloads kiddie porn. Says "Daddy, what's this?" I say "That's why you don't talk to strangers." Easy enough, right?

      Sure, I make it sound easy, but as with all parenting issues, it's a lot more complex than that. The point, though, is that you never get to talk about the hard stuff if it never comes up. My parents practiced censorship on me, and I found myself at 18 ready to take on the world, but unprepared for the world as it really is.

      Leave the filtering to the parents, if they so choose. As long as it's in the privacy of their own home, and as long as it's not kiddie pr0n, I'd say let adults download what they want.

      Luckily, I agree very strongly with this. :) So you won't hear me trying to actually legislate my ideas of parenting. :)

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    10. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...most places will not stock (or admit to stocking) reigon-free DVD players..."

      Hmmmmm.....

      Not where i live(country Vic), heck, they're even advertised as region free..... 'multi-zone' players. they're very easy to find in all stores {IMHO}

    11. Re:Australia is a funny country... by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

      I think we're saying the same thing here... Note I said "unfettered, unsupervised" access. Without an adult there to provide context, interpretation, and moral clarity, their pliable young mind might that that it's normal to perform some unspeakable act on a neighborhood cat. Like you, I think you cannot completely shield children from the world, but they should only be exposed at the time and age of the PARENT'S choosing... ie. when they are mature enough to learn the necessary lesson.

      You are absolutely correct; kids will come across this kind of stuff... it just shouldn't be left to them to try understanding/interpreting on their own.

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    12. Re:Australia is a funny country... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I think we're saying the same thing here... Note I said "unfettered, unsupervised" access. Without an adult there to provide context, interpretation, and moral clarity, their pliable young mind might that that it's normal to perform some unspeakable act on a neighborhood cat. Like you, I think you cannot completely shield children from the world, but they should only be exposed at the time and age of the PARENT'S choosing... ie. when they are mature enough to learn the necessary lesson.

      I think I got the impression from your other post that you were in favor of an automated method of censorship.

      One of my basic problems is that I don't know that I'm qualified to determine when my kid is mature enough for something. As an example, I'm certain that I was mature enough for the typical sex talk when I was 10 or 11, but my parents didn't think it was an issue unless I actually had a girlfriend, which didn't happen until I was 17. So for 6-7 years I sputtered around in a great deal of confusion in the worst part of puberty. Now, I'm not laying claim to any lingering scars from the period. :) However, when the time comes, how will I know when my kids are mature enough for the discussion? Typically I base it on how well they understand related concepts. Obviously, at 4, my daughter who's playing "I'm getting married to my brother!" isn't quite ready. I have tried to talk to her about DNA, recessive genes, and so forth and the dangers of inbreeding. She just gets real confused.

      The basic problem I have with automated methods of dealing with human problems is that I've seen quite a few parents use similar techniques (and the old-school copouts, like "they should learn that in school, it's not my fault if the school didn't teach it", or "The school should've kept their mouth shut, because I don't wanna deal with this problem, it'll never happen to *my* kid") as an excuse to not raise their kids. It's too easy. "Oh honey, we don't have to talk to them about sex, they just don't have to know about it. Look, we've got filtering in place for the internet, the tv, the windows on the house, and even the windows on the car! We don't ever have to mention it to them, and they'll learn about it in school."

      OTOH, an automated tool like the ones the article is about might be a good parenting tool, as long as it's not leaned on. Kind of like the windows administrator installing his event log monitor, and then he immediately quits reading his event logs. Why? He's still gotta look at them every now and then, doesn't he?

      You are absolutely correct; kids will come across this kind of stuff... it just shouldn't be left to them to try understanding/interpreting on their own

      When it comes down to it, I think we're more or less on the same page. :) You're right about that. :)

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    13. Re:Australia is a funny country... by mib · · Score: 1

      How to buy a region free DVD player in Australia:

      1. Walk into DVD player selling store.
      2. Ask for the player you want in a region free version.
      3. Pay.
      4. Take your region free player home.
      Seriously, ask and ye shall receive. Nearly if not all brands/models have region free versions direct from the manufacturer.

      - mib

    14. Re:Australia is a funny country... by hdparm · · Score: 1
      As a parent of two teenagers, I have to say that you two guys have started OK but ended up this dialogue in a very disturbing way:

      You are absolutely correct; kids will come across this kind of stuff... it just shouldn't be left to them to try understanding/interpreting on their own

      When it comes down to it, I think we're more or less on the same page. :) You're right about that. :)

      What exactly is that page you're talking about? Not that one with .cx in url, I hope.

    15. Re:Australia is a funny country... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What exactly is that page you're talking about? Not that one with .cx in url, I hope.

      Lol. I'm wanting to GIMP that one and close the hole with my guitar embedded "to the hilt".

      Also, I'd like to point out that anything with a .cx isn't automatically evil. Check out ecasound. If you setup your filter to filter out domains with .cx in it, then your musically-inclined kid might well miss out on the leading open source audio application.

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    16. Re:Australia is a funny country... by hdparm · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, I never did and never would filter out anything. There are two reasons for this - one is that they would eventually find out about any filtered content anyway and be forced to view it elsewhere. The other one is that all that crap is unfortunatelly part of the world we live in and hiding it artificially from children would hurt them in a way that they didn't have information on time. This way they are better equipped to protect themselves - don't forget we, as parents, are not going to be here forever. I figure much better way of fighting something you don't approve is to build awareness, rather than hide in ignorance - we completely agree here. I also have to say that my wife and I have really been blessed with two amazing children and it was never a problem talking about anything with them.

      BTW, check http://oralse.cx - someone on /. had it the other day in a sig. It's a clever one and has quite a few funny images on a 'contrib' page.

    17. Re:Australia is a funny country... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      BTW, check http://oralse.cx - someone on /. had it the other day in a sig. It's a clever one and has quite a few funny images on a 'contrib' page.

      I've seen it. :) it definitely rocks. Heh. A buddy of mine told me that seeing goatse will leave scars, and I sent him that link and he said it did a good job of repairing the damage caused by initially seeing goatse.

      I figure much better way of fighting something you don't approve is to build awareness, rather than hide in ignorance - we completely agree here.

      Lucky for us. :) There are plenty of foundations in recent american history to demonstrate that we're actually right. :)

      Let's see, sex education in schools. More kids use condoms as a result, since they understand the risks better. AIDS education really helped for awhile to bring down the spread of the virus, but I understand it's been neglected a lot for awhile, and the spread of AIDS is increasing again. Drugs. As much as I hate to say it, Nancy Reagan did a good job getting kids to know about drugs and what they did. "Just Say No" as such wound up being a failure, at least in my generation, but I think that a lot of people my age haven't gone to the extremes of drug use because they know more about the long-term affects.

      I'm sure there are other numerous examples.

      Also, as much as I hate to say it, I tend to use the Metallica song Dyers' Eve as a bit of a guide, personally. My interpretation (and I think it's a correct one, but I could be wrong) of that song is right along the lines of this discussion.

      The subject has come up quite a bit with my wife, who was raised in a much more "protective" fashion than I was. As a result of her "protection", at a very early age she sought out all the things that she was "protected" from, and through ignorance got hurt a lot as a result. Still, she clings to her upbringing a bit. I'm a die-hard metalhead with the hair and guitar to prove it :) (and some recorded music, check out my sig). She was once concerned about the effects of heavy metal on a child and didn't want the kids to hear my music. After some "tense discussion" she saw things my way, a bit. She still has problems with some of it (King Diamond, mostly), but good reasons for that. (The kids have nightmares from watching LOTR, I can see them having nightmares about getting possessed by demons and drinking tea with their grandma as a result of listening to King Diamond)

      Anyway, some time recently I came up with a definition of adulthood that I like. :) Adulthood is a state you reach when you have completely evaluated every aspect of your upbringing and can state in all honesty that your thoughts, beliefs, and prejudices are your own. Since this is almost an impossible state to reach, I figure if you hit 70% you're probably doing pretty well. As a result of this definition, I feel that my job as a parent is to teach my kids the skills they need to be able to evaluate everything they learn (from me and from other people) to come up with their own thoughts on the matter. So, I figure that analytical reasoning and logic are more important than morality, in fact. Problem solving will do them a lot more good than just teaching them what is "right".

      So, any ideas on a methodology that will accurately come up with "the right thing" most of the time? Keeping in mind, of course, that the actual "right thing" varies greately from person to person and culture to culture....

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    18. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      As a parent myself, I think any parent who gives their child unfettered, unsupervised access to the internet is a fool; you might end up raising a kid who's a combination of Benny Hill and Ted Bundy. Kids too young to understand the difference between good/bad, normal/abnormal, etc don't need to be downloading hard-core pr0n, and faces-of-death pics.

      When my mother was 12, she asked my Grandmother about something she did not understand in a mildly racy novel. My Grandmother threw a fit over what she was reading. My mother learned never to share what she was reading with her Mom.

      When I was growing up, our next door neighbors had a lockout of some kind (pre v-chip) on their cable system to prevent their 12 year old daughter from seeing movies that they deemed too racy. When she wanted to see one that was locked, she came over to our house and watched it with my sister.

      Bottom line: If you censor your kids viewing/reading/internet, they will find a way around it and you will lose the ability to discuss with them the ideas that they are picking up from those very sources that you are trying to control.

      PS. Now that I am the parent of a 3 year old daughter, I do find myself censoring what she watches. Her favorite film is LOTR. But I've gotten tired of having to get up at 0300 in order to calm her down from a nightmare after she has watched it before going to bed. I am having a bit of a problem reconciling my liberal ideals with my need for undisturbed sleep.

    19. Re:Australia is a funny country... by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      I agree almost entirely with you, however:

      OTOH, an automated tool like the ones the article is about might be a good parenting tool, as long as it's not leaned on. Kind of like the windows administrator installing his event log monitor, and then he immediately quits reading his event logs. Why? He's still gotta look at them every now and then, doesn't he?

      As someone who has been behind an internet filter, I'd have to say that these things just aren't effective. Sure, they block goatse.cx, but you can bet that they won't be able to keep up with all the mirrors that trolls keep putting up. They tend to have double standards; they'll block personal pages that simply quote from unblocked pages. They'll block a page on preventing exploitation of yourself (cexx.org), but they won't block a graphic discussion of masturbation techniques (I'm using a real example, but from just one filter. Other filters have other examples).

      Filters just plain don't work. Far better, I think, would be software that just keeps logs and scans them periodically for interesting sites, and reports the results to the parents. It might fit with your idea of talking to your kids.

    20. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Triv · · Score: 1

      I got hit with a definition of adulthood recently that I'm finding hard to shake: I got a promotion from hourly to salaried (go me!) and with that came paperwork. Fine. But one of the forms was a mandatory life insurance form. They wanted to know who my beneficiaries are.

      I'm 21 years old. The last thing I was worrying about was who would get the 4% of my paycheck they hold in case I die within the next however many moons.

      So, the definition: being an adult is having to seriously think about the wellbeing of someone other than yourself.

      (having said that, even with those forms, I'm still fighting back adulthood) :)

      Triv

    21. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they try to censor porn, but they have funniest-adult-bloopers shows with nudity on tv at 9pm and legalise prostitution.

      Weird country.

    22. Re:Australia is a funny country... by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      Filtering is a good idea, but mandatory filtering is not. Let people filter what they want to filter...As a parent myself

      So, it's OK to be a filterer but not a filteree?

      What do your kids think about this? Plan on doing this until they're 18?

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    23. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harris Scarfe -> I was in there the other day looking for something and asked if they had a Sony - I was told they don't stock Sony.

      I left. Sony is my brand of choice for home electronics.

      But yes, all Sony DVD players are multi-region although they do not actively promote this.

    24. Re:Australia is a funny country... by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm in Brisbane and they are commonly advertised as 'region free'.

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    25. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Censorship is not education However, consider this: Kid downloads kiddie porn. Says "Daddy, what's this?" I say "That's why you don't talk to strangers." Easy enough, right?

      Consider this. They don't say anything about it to you.

      I do not censor the internet from my kids ... and I have no intention of doing so.

      And it is because of irresponsible parenting such as that, that we now have to face the prospect of some generalised censorship of the net. Your right to educate your children as you alone deem fit, while it must be respected, is not absolute. Your children will still inhabit society, your (in)actions in raising them will have effects on my children.

      Sure, I make it sound easy, but as with all parenting issues, it's a lot more complex than that.

      I hope when they get old enough for this to be an issue common sense will prevail.

      That's why you don't talk to strangers.

      What a horribly paranoid attitude to raise children with!

    26. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bottom line: If you censor your kids viewing/reading/internet, they will find a way around it and you will lose the ability to discuss with them the ideas that they are picking up from those very sources that you are trying to control.

      You are absolutely right, I didn't really think along those lines. I was against the governments proposal to universally filter the content, but now I can see that anything I can do as a parent would be counter-productive and that universal filtering is the only realistic option.

    27. Re:Australia is a funny country... by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

      Oh hell yes.

      As a parent, I think it's not just OK to filter, it's incumbent upon you to do so.

      When a child is a minor and unable to understand and/or consent to the viewing of questionable materials, you'd better filter stuff for them.

      I am interested in what my kids want to do (and will want to do), but under my own roof, and in my own home, I have veto power. Once they are of legal age, and living on their own, they can do whatever they want (as I did), and deal with all the consequences of those actions.

      While they are a minor, the parent bears responsibility for them in all kinds of ways. You can be sure I'm not taking the responsibility without the power to enforce it.

      So to answer your question: Yes, I plan to filter as long as they live in my home, and I honesty don't care whether they like it or not. Seems harsh, uncool, and authoritarian, doesn't it? Well, somebody has to be the adult, and somebody has to make the rules, and as long as I'm paying the bills, that's me. Nobody likes being the "heavy," but it IS your parental duty.

      This is one of those situations where that whole "be your child's friend" philosophy breaks down.

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    28. Re:Australia is a funny country... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      You're whole argument falls apart because of your last statement. When I was a kid, and as far as I know this is still going on, schools are instructing kids not to talk to strangers. The reason is this:

      And it is because of irresponsible parenting such as that, that we now have to face the prospect of some generalised censorship of the net. Your right to educate your children as you alone deem fit, while it must be respected, is not absolute. Your children will still inhabit society, your (in)actions in raising them will have effects on my children.

      That justification is used to teach a lot of stuff to kids in schools and so forth. It's the same justification used to drug kids and label them as "bad" kids. It is, in fact, the same kind of generalized reasoning that brings about oppression and tyranny in the first place. Once you assume my responsibility as a parent for my kids, you are taking away my freedom. Furthermore, you are laying the groundwork for someone else to take yours.

      It's like the old story goes, "When they came for the Polish, I didn't speak up. I was not Polish. When they came for the Jews, I didn't speak up. I was not a jew. When they came for..." So, if you sit and let someone remove my parenting rights now, who's going to speak for you when they come for you?

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    29. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right, I didn't really think along those lines. I was against the governments proposal to universally filter the content, but now I can see that anything I can do as a parent would be counter-productive and that universal filtering is the only realistic option.

      You could try talking with your children...

    30. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're whole argument falls apart because of your last statement.

      The last statement does not pertain to the rest of my argument in any way.

      Once you assume my responsibility as a parent for my kids, you are taking away my freedom.

      Note that I did say the educational choices you make for your children ought to be respected. I merely pointed out that your freedom in that regard is not absolute. This is obvious because your freedom isn't absolute in any regard. As far as taking away your freedom, yes, that is exactly what I'm doing. So what?

      Just because they are "your" kids does not mean that you should have the freedom to use them as your sex toys, to feed them heroin, or to instruct them in crime.

      Furthermore, you are laying the groundwork for someone else to take yours.

      You seem to think that it is only the state that can take away freedom. Your children, instructed to murder any stranger who asks them for directions, effectively do the same.

      It's like the old story goes

      That old story is not universally applicable. "When the came for the serial murderers, I didn't speak up, I'm not a natural born killer. When they came for the rapists ..." Reality can't be reduced to simple black & white principles. But in the fuzziness of wrong and right, there ultimately have to be boundaries. I strongly support the right or parents to govern what kind of education their children should have. On the other hand that right (as do all rights) imposes responsibilities, and there must come a point where those responisiblites are being so radically repudiated, that the right should be repudiated too.

    31. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You could try talking with your children...

      Sure, problem is that when kids reach 13 their parents are wrong, be definition

      Anyway, what I was actually saying to you was this: Thanks a lot of sabotaging our argument that universal censorship is unneccessary, and that it is better to leave it up to parents to apply filters to protect their children.

    32. Re:Australia is a funny country... by thedji · · Score: 1

      Is it wrong for kiddies to download kiddie pr0n?

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    33. Re:Australia is a funny country... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      Anyway, what I was actually saying to you was this: Thanks a lot of sabotaging our argument that universal censorship is unneccessary, and that it is better to leave it up to parents to apply filters to protect their children.

      You might still believe in security through obscurity (i.e. the idea that public policy makers can't figure out for themselves how meaningless parental filter systems are), but most of us understand how bogus that argument is. Universal censorship should properly be fought on civil liberties grounds without reference to the efficacy of other technologies.

  4. He's not a total luddite by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    For example, he'll happily accept a freebie high end digital plasma screen TV for vital research.

    Perhaps Saddam should also try chucking our Prime Minister a similar gift in return for more favourable consideration.

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    1. Re:He's not a total luddite by more+fool+you · · Score: 1
      and the irony is they'd both use them to watch porn DVDs.

      of course, that would be to relax, high pressure jobs and so forth

  5. Potentially more effective strategies by joelhayhurst · · Score: 3, Funny

    What would really be more effective in assuring the Australian people don't think impure thoughts would be to implement the Orwellian idea of removing certain words from their vocabulary, such as "freedom," "liberty," etc. Hey, it worked with "Fosters."

    1. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >Hey, it worked with "Fosters."

      What, they removed the word "urine" or something?

    2. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by evilmrhenry · · Score: 2, Funny
      What would really be more effective in assuring the Australian people don't think impure thoughts would be to implement the Orwellian idea of removing certain words from their vocabulary, such as "freedom," "liberty," etc. Hey, it worked with "Fosters."

      That is a great idea. Here in the United States, we did the same thing with "greffidale", "mezawat", and "Jiokilb". Thanks to their absence, (and a little help from the airborne LSD virus) no one except us remembers the great Dreflord rebellion of 1941.

    3. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by joelhayhurst · · Score: 1, Funny

      Quiet you! After all the work we've gone to in order to trick the other nations into believing that Nazi Germany once existed, you go ahead and give away the true cause of World War II. Great, just great. Now how are we going to promote our hidden agenda to enslave the world?

    4. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by briaman · · Score: 1

      Well, you could always use the old faithful trick of starting a war and bringing in your measures under the guise of providing security during this time of conflict. Corny but still surprisingly effective.

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    5. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by Mark+(ph'x) · · Score: 1

      Nah, we just export that shit :) nobody in their right mind over here would drink it anyway... ... oh i actually did partake once a publicity thing... was very cheap indeed, and i was made very sick... i am pleased to report however that the urine levels are still high, so dont worry about missing out :D

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    6. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      Way to take a lighthearted joke and run toward fucktardedness with it.

    7. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by evilmrhenry · · Score: 1

      You didn't get the memo, did you.

      After March 17, we. . .

      Actually, maybe I shouldn't say that. Just talk to your local ruler, and ask him for a copy of memo 23.

    8. Re:Potentially more effective strategies by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Slavery: Austrailian for "freedom"

  6. What a novel idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The head of the Internet Industry Association, Peter Coroneos, said mandatory filtering had been ruled out because "...We feel the decision is best left in the hands of parents."

    Seems too obvious. Parents responsible for their kids. Anyone in the US government listening?

    1. Re:What a novel idea! by talis9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Woah. Just hold on a minute there boy. What you are suggesting could bring down society as we know it.

      I suppose next you'll be suggesting we take responsibility for our actions.

      These laws (if they get passed) will be treated the same way we do most laws here in OZ. We'll just ignore them and carry on business as usual.

      I always find it hilarious that these things come from Canberra, the distribution centre for pr0n in Australia.

    2. Re:What a novel idea! by EverDense · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always find it hilarious that these things come from Canberra, the distribution
      centre for pr0n in Australia.


      But that is why this legislation IS coming from Canberra.

      Many a federal politician's mail order pr0n business has gone bust due to the
      availability of "free" online pr0n.

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    3. Re:What a novel idea! by mabinogi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just a note from a Canberran.

      There are two governments in the ACT.

      The Federal government...those on the hill under the giant lump of aluminium, and the ACT Legislative assemibly, the people that make decisions on behalf of the Canberra people.

      Please don't say that decisions coming from the former are from Canberra, as they are not.
      The federal government has shown that it doesn't give a shit about Canberra (The lodge is a big, expensive, empty house ever since little johnny got elected), and we, definitely don't want anything to do with them, and hate it when those in other states say 'Canberra said....'. Because we, as Canberrans definitely did not say.

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    4. Re:What a novel idea! by WiPEOUT · · Score: 1

      Despite the parent being moderated Funny, his/her statement about how stupid laws get treated (ignored) in Australia is Informative.

    5. Re:What a novel idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well you have 1.5 govt's to be exact, as you are a territory, and thus only have a Legislative Assembly, and your "Upper House" is actually the federal one (which as a rule of thumb hates to get involved in state politics, so it lets them do whatever the hell they want).

      This has always perplexed me as I would never want a one house only govt in a federal or state position - I mean it's all well and good to vote for little johnny and sideshow costello, but giving either or them executive powers would be insane!

      The problem with this setup is it allowed the NT govt to impose mandatory minimum sentencing a couple of years back......bloody red necks...

  7. Preview of the review... by rjch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No doubt the review of the "Internet Decency" laws will include a clause that you may not be naked whilst your computer is connected to the Internet. It'd be on par with their past efforts.

  8. If Australia is anything like China... by Ryu2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The reason why Australia's filters are failing would be that: any computer saavy college student knows where all the latest proxy servers are, and soon disseminate them all over. There are many web sites that have lists of working proxies located overseas, outside the government's control, and new ones are found far faster than the government can block them.

    Let's hope (probably dimly) that China will soon follow Australia's suit in dropping them.

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    1. Re:If Australia is anything like China... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is no large scale filtering. All that's required is that
      A) ISPs offer Net Nanny style software for sale
      B) Illegal content hosted in Australia is taken down.

    2. Re:If Australia is anything like China... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unfortunately, what was being implied by the parent post is absolutely wrong. The internet censoring down here is NOTHING like the "great firewall of China" since this censoring effort is merely an attempt to black-list sites of questionable and illegal nature eg: online casinos, REALLY offensive pr0n etc...

      Proxies have never been required to bypass such a system because, only some 11 or so sites (as of a year or two's count, and I seriously doubt this number has increased all that much) have been censored by this 'law', and may I add, at quite a considerable expense for each site (at least AUD$10k+ each IIRC)

      As for the impact this filtering system has had on AUS net users? None whatsoever. The sooner it is out of operation, the better. The money would be better spent elsewhere

  9. Karma Whoring - EFA Press Release by thedji · · Score: 5, Informative

    Press release from the EFA (Australia's version of the EFF):

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    Media Release: 3 March 2003

    Censorship laws contribute to youth access to violent pornography

    Australian censorship laws contribute to the problem of youth access to
    pornographic material of the violent and extreme kind, Electronic Frontiers
    Australia (EFA) said today.

    The Australia Institute recently surveyed 200 youths 16-17 years old and
    found that "teenagers view X-rated videos more than Internet sex sites",
    although the sale of X-rated videos is illegal in all States.

    "Apparently, Australian laws prohibiting sale of X-rated videos have failed
    to prevent youth access to this type of video. It's even less likely that
    government attempts to prevent access to content on the world-wide Internet
    can be successful," said Irene Graham, EFA's Executive Director.
    "Australian laws already empower the Australian Broadcasting Authority to
    enforce deletion of any X-rated material found on Australian hosted
    Internet sites and The Australia Institute's report does not suggest that
    the laws have failed in this regard."

    The Australia Institute said a "distinction needs to be drawn between
    'mainstream' pornography (in commercially available X-rated videos) and the
    proliferation of violent and extreme material on the Internet".

    "Australian Internet censorship laws go far beyond the realms of community
    standards and practicality," said Graham. "Mainstream pornography
    containing sexually explicit X-rated material without the slightest
    indication of violence, coercion or demeaning depictions, and also R rated
    material that is not sexually explicit, is banned in the same way as
    depictions of rape, bestiality and so on. Mere nudity, like a Playboy
    magazine centre-fold, is banned. As a result, adults and teenagers seeking
    mainstream pornography online, visit overseas sites where they are very
    likely to be exposed to violent and extreme pornography."

    EFA said relaxation of Australian Internet censorship laws would be more
    successful in minimising access to violent and extreme kinds of pornography
    than would more restrictive legislation.

    "The laws should be changed to permit on-line provision of Australian
    X-rated material, a category that has long prohibited violent and extreme
    pornography," said Graham. "This would allow the small proportion of
    Internet users who seek pornographic material online, whether adult or
    teenage, to access strictly regulated Australian sites. At present, they
    have no option other than to visit overseas sites that also contain
    horrific material and that are not, and never will be, subject to
    Australia's censorship laws."

    EFA considers that minors' access to pornography online is a matter of
    serious concern. However, given the global nature of the Internet, more
    restrictive Australian laws would be no more effective than current laws.

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    1. Re:Karma Whoring - EFA Press Release by heiberg · · Score: 4, Funny
      the small proportion of Internet users who seek pornographic material online

      Indeed! :-)

    2. Re:Karma Whoring - EFA Press Release by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "small proportion of Internet users who seek pornographic material online" my ass. Porn was the first industry to make a profit on the Net and is still the most profitable net industry. I would bet 95%+ of all male college students have viewed pornography online within the past two weeks.

    3. Re:Karma Whoring - EFA Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Weeks! Boy....you have some major self control....

    4. Re:Karma Whoring - EFA Press Release by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 0, Troll

      that's called a conservative estimate. It's probably more like 98% in any given week. But some of them are too busy fucking sorority girls.

  10. ISPs Choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At the ISP I used to work for in Perth, Australia we decided the best solution was to provide a page or two on our website explaining how software filtering works, then provide all the alternatives and let the clients decide, so I wrote:

    http://www.iinet.net.au/support/softwarefilters. ht ml

    it fulfilled the requirements of the legislation and explained the limitations of each type of flitering quite clearly - without affecting our customers or business.

  11. Re:Excellent. by Quaoar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please, you must understand that I say "unwashed kangaroo-riding yokels" with the utmost respect. You should hear what I have to say about the French!

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  12. She'll be right by Aussie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our government is way too incompetent to implement any effective forms of censorship. Just look at their recent record on things like refugees, Iraq and the like. They can't even lie very well :)

    1. Re:She'll be right by G-funk · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not every slashdotter is an unwashed ex uni student who thinks it's a good idea to open the doors to anybody who rocks up in shitty clothing. Personally I've been quite happy with the way the government has handled the refugees. They're detained so they (don't often) get away while their status is determined, and the real refugees are allowed in, the rest shipped out.

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    2. Re:She'll be right by Aussie · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not every slashdotter is an unwashed ex uni student
      Nor am I.

      FWIW, I mostly agree with you, but that doesn't mean the gov handled it well. They lie (child overboard) to confuse the issue. They keep refugees for years in lousy conditions, including the fair dinkum ones. They also appear to have committed us to a non-UN sanctioned invasion

      And lets not forget the Telstra HDTVs that both John Howard and Richard Alston have for evaluation, funny how things go Telstra's way.

      lets face it, they are bunch of self serving drongos whose main skills lie in getting themselves voted into office. But I guess thats not exclusive to Australia.

    3. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, I mostly agree with you, but that doesn't mean the gov handled it well. They lie (child overboard) to confuse the issue. They keep refugees for years in lousy conditions, including the fair dinkum ones. They also appear to have committed us to a non-UN sanctioned invasion

      They are clearly using the refugees for political purposes. I've no problem with evaluating people's claims ... but treating people like shit for political gain is *fucking* wrong.

      And I'm a Liberal supporter ... it leaves me in a fix ethically, that's for sure :(

    4. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, in general, I support capitalism (that provably works) over socialism (which obviously doesn't).

      Yes, Howard is a tosser, but does that mean I then vote for a bunch of union thugs who want to reward stupidity and laziness, and punish success?

      I suggest you do something about your poor knowledge of politics, and world history.

      Or are insults the best you can come up with?

    5. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatley, thatinformation was provided to the government by the Sydney Morning Herald, who, after the PM had picked up the ball and ran with it, retracted their previous assertion about the overboard-kiddies-thing. Pretty unfair, if you ask me.

    6. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      They keep refugees for years in lousy conditions, including the fair dinkum ones.

      Well, the non-fair-dinkum ones wouldn't be refugees. Call them what they actually are - illegal immigrants - and suddenly the nonsense behind "Save The Refugees" becomes clear.

      With that said, I think the living conditions provided for the illegal immigrants are disgusting. They should be treated with dignity even if they are going to be deported. I also think the policy of deporting illegal immigrants is ridiculous: anybody with the guts and determination to risk their lives in a leaky boat for the slim opportunity of living in Australia is a person I'd be proud to have as a neighbour. But even with these personal opinions, I still think it's tainting the argument to call them all refugees when a huge number of them are not.

    7. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Howard is a tosser, but does that mean I then vote for a bunch of union thugs who want to reward stupidity and laziness, and punish success?

      False dichotomy. There is more than one party to vote for. You could also vote for independents. If you voted Liberal simply because you didn't want to vote Labour - like I suspect many people do - then that's your own fault.

    8. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False dichotomy. There is more than one party to vote for. You could also vote for independents. If you voted Liberal simply because you didn't want to vote Labour - like I suspect many people do - then that's your own fault

      No, it isn't. You are forgetting that, thanks to preferential voting, I *must* end up voting for one or the other. I do put others first, but in the end it makes absolutely no difference. Sad, but true.

      Unless, of course, I'm in one of those rare electorates where one of the independents have a chance. But I'm not.

    9. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's not true. The are not illegals. That's what "indeterminate status" means. They just want you to start thinking like that. Your choice of words is important.

      That's why the RIAA and other assorted evil motherfuckers want you to use words like "pirating", and "theft" to describe the act of copyright infringement, which is a civil offence at best.

      Now, refugee is a word that can be used outside of a strictly legal context, unlike "illegals" which by definition cannot. So I am going to call them what they are, "refugees", despite what any John-Laws-loving halfwit would like.

      and suddenly the nonsense behind "Save The Refugees" becomes clear

      Yes, it's nonsense to treat people properly.

      *I* say we take all the "we only want good/qualified/productive immigrants" people at their word, and evaluate *everyone* in this country by the same criteria. Suddenly, all the uneducated, clueless, underemployed/"pensioned", whining, TV-loving, parochial, anti-refugee inbreds who add exactly nothing to the country as a whole would find themselve in a shack in Afghanistan. It's a win/win scenario, I say.

      But even with these personal opinions, I still think it's tainting the argument to call them all refugees when a huge number of them are not

      And it's not tainting the argument to call them "illegals"?

      And "huge number" are not refugees? Who says?

    10. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that said, I think the living conditions provided for the illegal immigrants are disgusting.

      That's the important thing to keep in mind, no matter what your opinion on the eventual outcome.

      Why aren't the press permitted to access the detainees? Why is it out in the desert? Can it possibly be a good thing that these camps are run by a private corporation?

      Now, if I were to make a cheesy appeal to a Christian's deeper sense of morality, I'd ask, "What would Jesus do?". Since this is a forum for nerds, I'm going to ask instead, "Is this something a Jedi would condone or participate in?".

      Of course not. Even if the political climate were such that the immigrant had no hope of being treated fairly for refugee status (*), they would work to ensure that they were treated with dignity in the meantime. Considering the *tiny* number of people we are talking about, compared to other countries who somehow manage to avoid treating people like this, we can certainly afford to aim a little higher.

      (*) or perhaps, "the shroud of the dark side has fallen" on a large chunk of the populace ;)

    11. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Actually, that's not true. The are not illegals. That's what "indeterminate status" means. They just want you to start thinking like that. Your choice of words is important.

      If they enter the country without permission, they're illegals, period. Just like anyone who enters my house without permission is a trespasser.

      Now, refugee is a word that can be used outside of a strictly legal context, unlike "illegals" which by definition cannot. So I am going to call them what they are, "refugees", despite what any John-Laws-loving halfwit would like.

      "Refugee" is defined by the UN. Any other definition is worthless in the context of "refugees seeking asylum".

      And it's not tainting the argument to call them "illegals"?

      Not in the slightest. They *are* illegals until they are ruled otherwise.

      And "huge number" are not refugees? Who says?

      Statistics. Compare, for example, the number of people that were on the Tampa to the number of them that have actually been found to be refugees.

    12. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      [...] anybody with the guts and determination to risk their lives in a leaky boat for the slim opportunity of living in Australia is a person I'd be proud to have as a neighbour.

      Even if that person got on the boat because they were running away from a charge of rape and murder ?

    13. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      That's the important thing to keep in mind, no matter what your opinion on the eventual outcome.

      Detainees are probably living better than the not-insignificant proportion of _Australian citizens_ who are homeless. They get regular meals, medical attention, legal advice, education and can leave at any time.

      However, you've also raised some other points that are actually worth discussing (unlike most people).

      Why aren't the press permitted to access the detainees? Can it possibly be a good thing that these camps are run by a private corporation?

      These are very good points and are two aspects of the detention polcity that *really* need to be addressed. I agree that detention centres should be completely open to public scrutiny and should not be run by a private company.

      Another issue that really needs attention is the speed of resolving claims. From my understanding, however, the system is bogged down significantly by people who make multiple appeals (all with no chance of being accepted).

      Why is it out in the desert?

      It needs to be out of the way. Why ? So escapees are easier to catch.

      Is this something a Jedi would condone or participate in?

      Well, the Jedi didn't appear to be any rush to end slavery on Tatooine. So, yes, they probably wouldn't have any problem at all with the principle of segregating and screening illegal immigrants before letting them into the country.

    14. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are very good points and are two aspects of the detention polcity that *really* need to be addressed. I agree that detention centres should be completely open to public scrutiny and should not be run by a private company.

      Indeed. And having them out in the desert is not helping with the whole "accountability" thing.

      Another issue that really needs attention is the speed of resolving claims. From my understanding, however, the system is bogged down significantly by people who make multiple appeals (all with no chance of being accepted).

      I suspect this "multiple appeals" thing is a talk-radio urban myth.

      Why exactly do they have "no chance"? According to who? Why is that mechanism available then? If it's prejudged in this way, doesn't that mean the whole system is corrupt? Should acceptance or rejection be based on the political climate anyway? Who's doing the deciding? Shadowy public servants? I think this whole process needs to be opened up.

      And what about all the "illegals" who arrived on planes? Why are they not confined and their right to appeal questioned by ruthless politicians? One law for the rich?

      It needs to be out of the way. Why ? So escapees are easier to catch

      Why? This strikes at the heart of the issue. Are they *such* a risk? I don't think so. It's a self fulfilling prophecy. "Look, we treat them like dogs, and they don't like it! They must be terrorists!!"

      It is, of course, worth remembering that the 9/11 terrorists arrived on a plane and moved about with total freedom. We're targeting the wrong group.

      I think the real reason is that it's out of sight and mind of the press and the general population, so they can get away with anything they like.

      Well, the Jedi didn't appear to be any rush to end slavery on Tatooine. So, yes, they probably wouldn't have any problem at all with the principle of segregating and screening illegal immigrants before letting them into the country

      They weren't condoning it, either. I got the impression they didn't like it at all, but were helpless in the declining republic. As for screening illegal immigrants, they might well condone it. But as for treating them abominably during that screening process like we do ... most certainly not.

      And as for segregation and confinement ... it is quite clearly racist. I don't see any overstaying English backpackers in those camps, and until there are that's what it is, end of story.

      Besides, my cheesy analogy breaks down, as all do - but if you're a Star Wars fan it's still something to consider. And I don't have many other touchstones of a shared ethic for our little sub-culture. What would Kirk do? He would punch out the slimy politician telling him to ship out the refugees to a concentration camp, put them somewhere decent, give an impassioned plea to Starfleet on their behalf ... and probably bed the attractive exiled Princess who just happens to be in the group of refugees ;)

      It's also worth asking where all the so-called Christians are WRT to this issue. All those busybodies who are trying to burn books and generally make my life as miserable as theirs are strangely silent on this. I certainly don't recall Jesus locking the lepers and tax collectors in concentration camps. Ah well, it turns out I was right about Christianity - it's just a social club for the upper middle class and they don't give a damn about Jesus as long as they have their wide screen televisions and SUVs. Praise Mammon!

    15. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on who is making the accusation. Such false accusations aren't uncommon for political refugees, after all. It would be a tough one to sort out, that's for sure.

      For example if it was George W. "Crack monkey" Bush calling someone a "terrorist", that would probably mean they prefer reading a book to watching "Friends", stand up for the US constitution (a warning sign according to the FBI), or perhaps are just capable of thinking for themselves.

    16. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      [...] Why exactly do they have "no chance"?

      The type of people I am referring to here are the ones who have already been knocked back multiple times, not the ones who have been denied once and may have a legitimate case.

      And what about all the "illegals" who arrived on planes? Why are they not confined and their right to appeal questioned by ruthless politicians? One law for the rich?

      Are you thinking of any case in particular ? Do you feel this is happening on a regular basis ?

      One could also make a fairly powerful case for benefitting society as a whole by preferencing the rich...

      Should acceptance or rejection be based on the political climate anyway? Who's doing the deciding? Shadowy public servants? I think this whole process needs to be opened up.

      If you have information indicating that acceptance or rejection is based on the political climate, fire away.

      As for the appeal process, I would assume (although I don't know) that it would be subject to the same standards any other legal process in Australia is wrt to accessing the information. If it isn't, that is a problem.

      Why? This strikes at the heart of the issue. Are they *such* a risk?

      Well, that's the whole point - we simply don't know. Would you let some random person off the street come into your house, eat your food and sleep on your couch ? I wouldn't, and I'd be disgusted with any government that didn't perform in the same manner on a national scale.

      It is, of course, worth remembering that the 9/11 terrorists arrived on a plane and moved about with total freedom. We're targeting the wrong group.

      I'm not "targeting" illegal immigrants because they might be terrorists (a possibility, but a very small one) - I don't think many people seriously believe an Australian equivalent to the 11/9 hijackers would be arriving on a leaky boat from Indonesia. I "target" them because we don't know anything about them - whether they are a hardworking citizen with a university education or a rapist on the run from police - we simply *don't know* and in such a situation, should clearly err on the side of caution. If they really are refugees, and really are facing serious persecution wherever they came from, a detainment centre would be like a holiday.

      I think the real reason is that it's out of sight and mind of the press and the general population, so they can get away with anything they like.

      Well, I don't know how often you watch the news, but I wouldn't exactly call the detentions centres "out of sight and out of mind" - they seem to be featured fairly frequently.

      [...] But as for treating them abominably during that screening process like we do ... most certainly not.

      I'd like to hear why you feel their treatment is "abominable" and how it could be improved.

      And as for segregation and confinement ... it is quite clearly racist.

      Why is it racist ? Which aspects of the legislation are racist ?

      I don't see any overstaying English backpackers in those camps, and until there are that's what it is, end of story.

      That's because your average Pommy backpacker overstaying their visa, when discovered, probably gets kicked out of the country (or simply renews it).

      Even if they weren't, your comparison is specious. The average English backpacker is also going to be easily identified and checked out and will be financially secure - not to mention having most likely entered the country legally. That is a far cry from someone having entered the country illegally, with no identication, no background information and most likely with no money.

      I've got no problems whatsoever with Australia helping genuine refugees. However, I've got big problems with us giving shelter and refuge to (for example) someone who's blown their fortune on gambling and spent their last dollars getting onto a refugee boat to escape a loan shark. The "free the refugees" crowd, who tend to accuse everyone that doesn't agree with them that they are mistakenly painting every illegal immigrant with the "terrorist" (or whatever) brush conveniently ignore that they are doing precisely the same thing by assuming all the "refugees" really are persecuted and in genuine danger due to the religious or ethnic backgrounds..

      [chomp - agreed on the rest]

    17. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The type of people I am referring to here are the ones who have already been knocked back multiple times, not the ones who have been denied once and may have a legitimate case.

      Who has been "knocked back" exactly? This sounds like talk-radio phrasing to me ...

      If you have information indicating that acceptance or rejection is based on the political climate, fire away

      Since, by your next sentence, you indicate that you don't know either way, I'm going to suggest that the fact the neither of us actually understand the process is a real problem.

      Given that everything else regarding these people has been used as a political tool by very slimy people, I'm going to "err on the side of caution", as you say, and assume it is in fact systematic throughout the entire process.

      Look at it this way - Howard is going to be applying a *lot* of pressure for the results to be negative for these people. Having them all turn out to be genuine refugees is hardly going to be good for him.

      As for the appeal process, I would assume (although I don't know) that it would be subject to the same standards any other legal process in Australia is wrt to accessing the information. If it isn't, that is a problem

      And since no-one seems interested in actually tracking it properly, aside from complaining about "multiple appeals with no chance", how are we supposed to know. Quit our jobs and do it ourselves? So much for the press ...

      Well, that's the whole point - we simply don't know. Would you let some random person off the street come into your house, eat your food and sleep on your couch ? I wouldn't, and I'd be disgusted with any government that didn't perform in the same manner on a national scale

      That's a silly comparison, and I suspect you know it. We don't put *proven* murders into concentration camps in the desert!

      If they really are refugees, and really are facing serious persecution wherever they came from, a detainment centre would be like a holiday

      Now that's just ignorant, and sounds almost *exactly* like something you would hear on AM daytime talk-radio. We have no idea what's going on, as we've already agreed, and judging by what we do hear I'd hardly call it a "holiday".

      Well, I don't know how often you watch the news, but I wouldn't exactly call the detentions centres "out of sight and out of mind" - they seem to be featured fairly frequently

      Yes, they show stock long shots of some buildings. How very useful. Where are the actual interviews with the detainees? Are the powers that be afraid that the public might start viewing them as people? That would be just terrible - they wouldn't be able to play the race card at the next election!!

      I'd like to hear why you feel their treatment is "abominable" and how it could be improved

      We'll lock you up in some stinking hot shack in the middle of nowhere with no access to books, legal help, telephones, or anything else for a bit and see how you like it.

      And what about all the "illegals" who arrived on planes? Why are they not confined and their right to appeal questioned by ruthless politicians? One law for the rich?

      Are you thinking of any case in particular ? Do you feel this is happening on a regular basis ?

      The case I described. People who come over in planes are not put into camps. Case closed.

      One could also make a fairly powerful case for benefitting society as a whole by preferencing the rich...

      rich != smart. Or useful. Or productive. Just look at the number of middle managers you know. Who would notice if they all just disappeared? What's going on to their gravestones? "Filled in some spreadsheets, and interfered with other's productivity. Created nothing. Got paid 6 figures for it, though!"

      And as for segregation and confinement ... it is quite clearly racist

      Why is it racist ? Which aspects of the legislation are racist ?

      The selective enforcement is. Total number of British backpackers = 0. Total number of Arabic people would be close to 100%.

      That's because your average Pommy backpacker overstaying their visa, when discovered, probably gets kicked out of the country (or simply renews it).

      But they don't. The laws are simply selectively enforced. Since racism is rife in the Australian public, they would never put up with the sight of white people in concentration camps.

      Even if they weren't, your comparison is specious. The average English backpacker is also going to be easily identified and checked out and will be financially secure - not to mention having most likely entered the country legally. That is a far cry from someone having entered the country illegally, with no identication, no background information and most likely with no money

      So, it is in fact one law for the rich. If you can get all of the above together, you can be an illegal as long as you like! If you are poor or the wrong colour, expect to be locked up, brutalized, denied legal aid etc

      I've got no problems whatsoever with Australia helping genuine refugees.

      I guess that's better than most Australians at the moment.

      However, I've got big problems with us giving shelter and refuge to (for example) someone who's blown their fortune on gambling and spent their last dollars getting onto a refugee boat to escape a loan shark

      Once again, the onus is on you to show that this ever happened. Another talk radio example? And you would also need to show that mandatory incarceration in concentration camps actually helps weed these people out. I'd say it make no difference whatsoever, given that there's zero evidence that it does, just people's gut feelings that those people with the differently coloured skin are highly suspect.

      The "free the refugees" crowd, who tend to accuse everyone that doesn't agree with them that they are mistakenly painting every illegal immigrant with the "terrorist" (or whatever) brush conveniently ignore that they are doing precisely the same thing by assuming all the "refugees" really are persecuted and in genuine danger due to the religious or ethnic backgrounds..

      Except that Howard did in fact call them "terrorists" in order to win the last election. Slimy, disgusting, man that he is!

    18. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Who has been "knocked back" exactly? This sounds like talk-radio phrasing to me ...

      Sorry, this isn't a crusade for me so I don't keep records and sources. I do recall reading and hearng about such cases from reasonably reliable sources, though (eg: The Australian).

      Since, by your next sentence, you indicate that you don't know either way, I'm going to suggest that the fact the neither of us actually understand the process is a real problem.

      That you do not know the process does not mean it is obfuscated. Have you ever tried to research the issues that concern you ?

      And since no-one seems interested in actually tracking it properly, aside from complaining about "multiple appeals with no chance", how are we supposed to know. Quit our jobs and do it ourselves? So much for the press ...

      If there's no story then the press won't be interested. Since not being able to find out *is* a story, it stands to reason that the information is available, for those who want to get it - otherwise the media would be telling us how outraged we should be that it was impossible to find out.

      That's a silly comparison, and I suspect you know it.

      Why is it silly ?

      We don't put *proven* murders into concentration camps in the desert!

      Firstly, detention centres are _nothing_ like "concentration camps". Any such comparisons shows a great deal of ignorance, bias and disrespect. Secondly, we put these people away from everyone else because we know _nothing_ about them. NOTHING. No idea if they are good, bad or indifferent. No idea if they're carrying dangerous diseases. No idea if they are educated. Etc.

      Like I said, do you let someone you know _nothing_ about into your house to use your possessions as they see fit ?

      We have no idea what's going on, as we've already agreed, and judging by what we do hear I'd hardly call it a "holiday".

      So how else would you compare safe shelter, regular meals, medical attention, etc to being hunted down and killed because of your ethnicity ?

      We'll lock you up in some stinking hot shack in the middle of nowhere with no access to books, legal help, telephones, or anything else for a bit and see how you like it.

      Unfortunately for your rhetoric, detainees do have access to books, computers, education, legal help, medical aid and can leave at any time (often with financial help).

      The case I described. People who come over in planes are not put into camps. Case closed.

      An example of someone illegally entering the country via a plane and not being subject to immigration laws...?

      [...]Created nothing. Got paid 6 figures for it, though!"

      "Injected a lot of money into the local economy, too."

      The selective enforcement is. Total number of British backpackers = 0. Total number of Arabic people would be close to 100%.

      Sorry, that's neither evidence of racist policy nor selective enforcement. As I explained previously, the difference between a British backpacker who has overstayed their visa and an illegal immigrant is massive.

      Caucasians are vastly outnumbered at the Olympics in athletics as well - does this mean the Olympics are racist ?

      But they don't.

      Evidence ?

      The laws are simply selectively enforced. Since racism is rife in the Australian public, they would never put up with the sight of white people in concentration camps.

      Which "white people" do you see turning up in a similar situation to the average boat person, with no ID, no background information and no money ? More importantly, what evidence do you have that such people are not subjected to established immigration laws ?

      I can also tell you from personal experience that there is no shortage of non-white people in the country on termporary visas, as well.

      So, it is in fact one law for the rich.

      No, it is the same law applied to vastly different circumstances.

      If you can get all of the above together, you can be an illegal as long as you like!

      Doubtful. Any evidence you have to the contrary would be enlightening.

      If you are poor or the wrong colour, expect to be locked up, brutalized, denied legal aid etc

      Similarly, evidence that any of the above occurs in an official capacity would be enlightening.

      I guess that's better than most Australians at the moment.

      I'd feel fairly confident in stating that most Australians are more than happy to help _refugees_, it's the people trying to queue-jump (or those even less desirable) that they have little sympathy for.

      Once again, the onus is on you to show that this ever happened.

      Whether or not it has happened is completely irrelevant. The point is that if time is not taken to thoroughly investigate people before allowing them into the country it _can_ happen. Easily. Even now, it can happen, but at least measures are taken to *try* and avoid it.

      And you would also need to show that mandatory incarceration in concentration camps actually helps weed these people out.

      A few seconds critical analysis should show it would be more effective than just allowing them free reign to go wherever in the country they want whenever they want.

      In fact, every *non-refugee* denied entry does, in fact, show that the mandatory detention policy is having an effect.

      I'd say it make no difference whatsoever, given that there's zero evidence that it does, [...]

      You don't think anyone has ever been denied entry (or kicked out later) because of "poor character" ?

      Of course, finding the bad apples isn't the only reason people are detained in camps. The other main reason, of course, being to determine whether or not they actually *are* refugees - because if they aren't, they're just queue-jumping and should be going through the proper channels.

      Take the time to listen to the things genuine refugees and legal immigrants have to say about those trying to short-circuit the proper processing by coming in as "boat people". You'll find they don't like it much.

      Except that Howard did in fact call them "terrorists" in order to win the last election. Slimy, disgusting, man that he is!

      If you think that won Howard the election, then you're either very naive, or you don't take any notice of polls. Howard was going to win anyway - the stance on illegal immigrants just turned it into a landslide victory instead of a normal one. The same way he's almost certainly going to win the next election - it's just a matter of how much by.

    19. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Actually, that's not true. The are not illegals.

      They are illegal immigrants.

      Under Australia's migration law all foreign nationals wishing to travel to Australia must obtain authorisation to enter Australia in the form of a valid Australia visa. People who arrive in Australia without such authorisation are unlawful arrivals (or "illegal entrants"), and Australia's law requires that they be detained.

      Whether they are also refugees is something that is determined during detainment.

      Now, refugee is a word that can be used outside of a strictly legal context

      The UN definition of refugee is very clear.

      And "huge number" are not refugees? Who says?

      The public record.

      For example, at 20 June 2002, at the offshore processing centres at Nauru and Manus, 1,446 people have received decisions on their asylum claims, comprising 494 approvals and 952 refusals. For other nationality groups, few or no unauthorised arrivals are found to be refugees.

      Look, I can tell you're emotional about this issue. You've already implied that I'm a "John Laws loving halfwit" and you're making similar accusations against other people. I advise you calm down because your "foaming at the mouth" behaviour does more harm than good. Demonising me doesn't strengthen your argument; it just makes you sound like an ignorant idealist

    20. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Even if that person got on the boat because they were running away from a charge of rape and murder ?

      Well, no, but that's what the processing (and detainment) is there for.

    21. Re:She'll be right by freestyle-fiend · · Score: 1

      > Even if that person got on the boat because they
      > were running away from a charge of rape and murder ?

      What does it matter where rapists and murderers are? They have to be somewhere. The real solution to this is to have a sensible method for detecting and dealing with people who are harmful to others, which can be implemented in every country. Treating foreign criminals worse than domestic criminals is not the solution, and neither is harassing all who cross borders, just in case they are criminals.

      To look at it another way, how does a rapist moving across a border differ from a rapist moving within a country? It is not the rapist who is at fault (not for migrating anyway), but the governments which cannot agree extradition treaties, consisent laws, etc. (which would obviously not be an issue if the rapist were moving within a country).

    22. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Well, no, but that's what the processing (and detainment) is there for.

      So where's the problem, if you agree detainment and processing are necessary ?

    23. Re:She'll be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seriously have a lot of issues for a hippie art student. Get an education, then spout your rhetoric when you actually have some concept of what your frothing about. Dumbass.

    24. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      So where's the problem, if you agree detainment and processing are necessary ?

      I've already stated the two problems I see. The first is that the detainment conditions are poor. The second is that illegal immigrants are deported if their refugee claims are false. I don't dispute the need for detainment and processing. I don't know where you got the idea that I did.

      And I recognise the argument for deporting: if you allow the "queue jumpers" in then there might be a flood of illegal immigrants. I personally have no problem with that scenario. Let them all live in Australia on work visas until they have gained citizenship. I see no value in deporting them.

    25. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      The first is that the detainment conditions are poor.

      Poor compared to what ? As I've said elsewhere, they're living better than the average homeless kid on the street.

      The second is that illegal immigrants are deported if their refugee claims are false.

      I have to wonder why. This is precisely what should happen to illegal immigrants (and other people who are in the country illegally). No visa, no stay. Want a visa ? Go through the same process as everyone else.

      And I recognise the argument for deporting: if you allow the "queue jumpers" in then there might be a flood of illegal immigrants.

      Personally I consider a more important issue to be how unfair this is to everyone who's done it the right way. A flood of immigrants wouldn't be a huge issue - there's plenty of room to build more detention centres (and some pressure might improve the processing speed).

      Let them all live in Australia on work visas until they have gained citizenship. I see no value in deporting them.

      It's not so much the value in deporting them, it's the avoidance of the burden (and risk) inherent in letting them stay. You are essentially advocating uncontrolled immigration - let anyone and everyone in, just give them a work visa until they become citizens (if they ever decide to).

    26. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      The first is that the detainment conditions are poor.

      Poor compared to what ? As I've said elsewhere, they're living better than the average homeless kid on the street.

      Poor compared to the conditions I'd expect to provide for somebody who (if they are refugees) had escaped from a situation where they were in fear for their life. Yes, the detainment centres are probably better than the hell they've just escaped from. No, that doesn't excuse us for treating them as poorly as we do.

      That the detainment centres provide better conditions than a homeless kid receives is not a valid defense for the detainment centres. It's just another damning example of how we (Australians) are failing to assist people who need help.

      The second is that illegal immigrants are deported if their refugee claims are false.

      I have to wonder why. This is precisely what should happen to illegal immigrants (and other people who are in the country illegally). No visa, no stay. Want a visa ? Go through the same process as everyone else.

      I'm well aware that's the rationale behind why they're deported. I said so. You're repeating it back at me. I have to wonder why you'd bother. I also said that's something I personally don't agree with. Repeating back at me "but that's the way things are done!" isn't going to sway my opinion.

      You are essentially advocating uncontrolled immigration - let anyone and everyone in, just give them a work visa until they become citizens (if they ever decide to).

      There's no "esentially" here. I flat outright said this. It's not something you deduced. I've said it twice already and now - in this post - I've said it a third time.

    27. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Poor compared to the conditions I'd expect to provide for somebody who (if they are refugees) had escaped from a situation where they were in fear for their life.

      So what conditions would you prefer (and why) ? Try to keep it within the realms of financial practicality.

      Repeating back at me "but that's the way things are done!" isn't going to sway my opinion.

      I'm not only saying that's how it's done, I'm saying that's how it _should_ be done. *Why* should it be done differently ? What is the rationale behind your position ?

      There's no "esentially" here. I flat outright said this. It's not something you deduced. I've said it twice already and now - in this post - I've said it a third time.

      In other words, a completely unworkable solution. Tell me, are you so free with your own home ? Do you let any random person in off the street and give them the run of your house ? How do you propose Australia maintain national security - not to mention economic sanity - with an open door immigration policy ?

    28. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      So what conditions would you prefer (and why) ? Try to keep it within the realms of financial practicality.

      I'd expect conditions where children aren't abused and women aren't raped and lives aren't put at risk by fire-starting vandals.

      I'd like to see interested third parties (eg, salvos) onsite to help avoid future reoccurences of detainee abuse. I'd like the media to be invited into the grounds rather than this media blanket we currently have.

      You ask me to present my financially practical solution? Why do I need a solution before I can state the flaws I perceive in the current system? Are the only people allowed to speak out against the inhumane treatment - in your world - the same people who can prepare a balance sheet? Under which account do I put "raped child" when I'm creating this financially practical solution?

      There's no "esentially" here. I flat outright said this. It's not something you deduced. I've said it twice already and now - in this post - I've said it a third time.

      In other words, a completely unworkable solution.

      It's only unworkable if you don't want it to work. Australia managed to support immigration on far grander scales just a few decades ago. Now it's "completely unworkable"? I don't think so.

      Tell me, are you so free with your own home ?

      I'm not inviting them into my home. I'm inviting them into my country. Surely you can spot the difference.

      Don't misunderstand me. I support detainment but I'm opposed to the current detainment conditions. I support processing but I'm disappointed that it takes so long to process. I think Ruddock honestly does try to do the right thing and the media has treated him unfairly, but I'm not going to sit back and say "everything's OK, business as usual, no need to change".

      I also think illegal immigrants should not be deported. There's no reason why Australia should be closing its doors to people in need. It doesn't matter that they're not refugees; the refugees are obviously first priority but the non-refugees were desperate enough to risk their lives to get here. As far as I'm concerned, that makes them far more deserving of Australia's assistance than many citizens.

    29. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I'd expect conditions where children aren't abused [wsws.org] and women aren't raped [theage.com.au] and lives aren't put at risk by fire-starting vandals [news.com.au].

      These things happen out in free society, so they're hardly a result of current detention techniques. What example are you going to hold up as a model for your ideal detention centre where you can guarantee these things won't happen ?

      I'd like to see interested third parties (eg, salvos) onsite to help avoid future reoccurences of detainee abuse [wsws.org].

      I'd be interested how they'd be able to stop individual "bad apples" and problems obviously caused by population explosions.

      I'd like the media to be invited into the grounds rather than this media blanket we currently have.

      Which raises the problem of sensationalism. Still, I can't disagree in principle.

      u ask me to present my financially practical solution? Why do I need a solution before I can state the flaws I perceive in the current system?

      Because just saying "it's bad" without offering reasonable alternatives, is a pointless exercise in mental masturbation.

      Are the only people allowed to speak out against the inhumane treatment - in your world - the same people who can prepare a balance sheet?

      No, but as with anyone else criticising, I'll only listen to them if they're prepared to offer constructive criticism with viable alternatives.

      It's only unworkable if you don't want it to work.

      We don't have the resources for an open-door immigration policy, nor is it something most people want.

      Australia managed to support immigration on far grander scales just a few decades ago.

      We're not trying to quickly build up a population after a massive war anymore.

      I'm not inviting them into my home. I'm inviting them into my country. Surely you can spot the difference

      The principles are identical - only in the latter scenario it's *everyone's* country, not yours. You want to let anyone and everyone into the country, yet you wouldn't do the same with your home. Why not ?

      I think Ruddock honestly does try to do the right thing and the media has treated him unfairly, but I'm not going to sit back and say "everything's OK, business as usual, no need to change".

      Well, the situation you're proposing and advocating is pretty much the complete opposite of Ruddock's overall immigration policies.

      I also think illegal immigrants should not be deported. There's no reason why Australia should be closing its doors to people in need. It doesn't matter that they're not refugees; the refugees are obviously first priority but the non-refugees were desperate enough to risk their lives to get here.

      No, the people who are similarly in need but have attempted to go through the proper channels should be given priority. Why should we reward someone who runs into a store and steals a loaf of bread when there's 50 people lined up to *buy* one ?

    30. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I'd expect conditions where children aren't abused [wsws.org] and women aren't raped [theage.com.au] and lives aren't put at risk by fire-starting vandals [news.com.au].

      These things happen out in free society, so they're hardly a result of current detention techniques.

      That does not follow and I'm sure you're well aware of that. If rape, abuse and fires were regularly happening inside primary schools would you also claim "these things happen out in free society" and therefore conclude there's nothing wrong with the schools?

      You ask me to present my financially practical solution? Why do I need a solution before I can state the flaws I perceive in the current system?

      Because just saying "it's bad" without offering reasonable alternatives, is a pointless exercise in mental masturbation.

      Utter nonsense. I can say "cancer is bad" without having a cure for cancer. You don't have to be a mechanic to know when your car is broken.

      No, but as with anyone else criticising, I'll only listen to them if they're prepared to offer constructive criticism with viable alternatives.

      Then you expect too much. You demand every critic to have a better solution? Would you expect every coach to be a better athlete? Or every teacher to be a better student? Can't I critique a book until I've written one?

      What I think you really want is to silence dissenting opinion by demanding the answers. The world isn't that simple. Often the answers are complicated and take lots of effort to find. But you have to recognise the problem exists before you can commit the effort to find the solutions. I'm claiming that the current "solutions" have problems. You're arguing that I can't state my dissent because I don't have a better solution? I reckon that's a cop-out on your part.

      What you're really arguing for is maintaining the status quo. The status quo might be fine for you and me but (I think) it's not good enough for the illegal immigrants.

    31. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      If rape, abuse and fires were regularly happening inside primary schools would you also claim "these things happen out in free society" and therefore conclude there's nothing wrong with the schools?

      Firstly, a primary school and a detention centre are such mind-bogglingly different environments that I'm amazed you even tried to draw a comparison.

      Secondly, none of the articles you linked to said anything about "regularly happening".

      Thirdly, things like rape, abuse and vandalism *are* reasonably common - probably even more so in the cultures/societies many of the detainees are coming from. This is an unfortunate fact of life, but trying to say it's all happening just because they're in a detention centre is just plain bad reasoning.

      Utter nonsense. I can say "cancer is bad" without having a cure for cancer.

      "Cancer" is not something that can be criticised - constructively or otherwise. It would be like trying to criticise the weather.

      Then you expect too much.

      Evidently.

      You demand every critic to have a better solution?

      No, but I expect that anyone who wants their comments to be taken seriously have some idea of how to improve the thing they are criticising. Anything else is a waste of time. Your other rhetorical questions are similarly misguided and point-missing.

      What I think you really want is to silence dissenting opinion by demanding the answers.

      Actually, what I want is for the people whining and complaining to engage in constructive dialog. I have no interest in the aimless whinging of armchair critics.

      Often the answers are complicated and take lots of effort to find.

      No shit. Something the "free the refugees" and "no blood for oil" banner-wavers from the loony left seem unable to comprehend.

      You're arguing that I can't state my dissent because I don't have a better solution?

      Actually, I'm arguing that unless you can offer constructive criticism, your complaints are just a waste of everyone's time. Any twit can complain. Hell, you can just recycle a standard form letter if all you want to do is complain all the time.

      I am interested in constructive debate with the aim of making the overall situation better. You are interested in running around like chicken little.

      What you're really arguing for is maintaining the status quo.

      What I'm arguing for is a workable and fair solution. There are definitely implementation problems in the current system - some of which will never be completely eliminated because they are dependant on the human element. However, the overall principle - that of segregating restricting the location of people illegally entering the country until such time as they can be identified, researched and their claims assessed - is IMHO the best way to go. Similarly, I believe that people *not* found to be genuine refugees should be refused entry, deported, and encouraged to go through the proper channels. I struggle to see how any other system could be more fair whilst retaining national security and controlled immigration.

    32. Re:She'll be right by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Firstly, a primary school and a detention centre are such mind-bogglingly different environments that I'm amazed you even tried to draw a comparison.

      I wasn't comparing them. I was pointing out the logical flaw you made.

      No, but I expect that anyone who wants their comments to be taken seriously have some idea of how to improve the thing they are criticising.

      I did say what I thought should be improved. I repeated it four times in four posts. You specifically asked for a financially viable solution. Now you turn around and say you were just asking for "some ideas"? Which is it?

      Actually, what I want is for the people whining and complaining to engage in constructive dialog.

      If we could all aspire to be as wonderful as you then I'm sure all the world's problems would disappear. Let's see how constructive your dialog has been...

      What I'm arguing for is a workable and fair solution.

      For all your rhetoric all you've really done is call me an "armchair critic", an "aimless whinger" and a "chicken little". You say you're arguing for a workable solution? From what I can see you're just interested in name-calling and disputing the evidence; to summarise your argument so far it's "not really rape in a detention centre, because they were raped back home anyway". You don't even acknowledge there are problems and then you say you're trying to work out a fair solution? Bizarre. But that's fine by me. You're not going to make a difference anyway.

    33. Re:She'll be right by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I wasn't comparing them.

      Seemed like you were to me.

      I was pointing out the logical flaw you made.

      Which was what ? You said you wanted a place where people aren't raped, exploited, abused, etc. I was pointing out that these things happen _everywhere_ in human society - free society, schools, prisons, *everywhere* - so saying you want a place where these things don't happen is being a tad unrealistic.

      I did say what I thought should be improved. I repeated it four times in four posts.

      But you didn't once say _how_ you thought it could or should be improved. Now you turn around and say you were just asking for "some ideas"? Which is it?

      Some ideas. Preferably realistic ones.

      Let's see how constructive your dialog has been...

      It takes at least two willing people to engage in constructive dialog.

      From what I can see you're just interested in name-calling and disputing the evidence; [...]

      Actually, I'm disputing the conclusions you're drawing from the evidence.

      [...] to summarise your argument so far it's "not really rape in a detention centre, because they were raped back home anyway".

      My argument has been nothing of the sort.

      You don't even acknowledge there are problems and then you say you're trying to work out a fair solution?

      Actually, I did acknowledge there are problems.

  13. BWAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good one!

  14. taking a page from China's book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    awaiting a review of the law with possible changes to follow

    Let's only hope these new changes don't incorporate plans to build a new processor (which, by country naming standards, would have to be named after an animal that lives only there, eg. the "platypus").

    Ya know what? I don't even want to be attached to that comment it's so horribly lame, but I spent a good 3 minutes thinking of it, so 'm still gonna post it. I'm sorry I've wasted your time.

    1. Re:taking a page from China's book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it made me laugh.

  15. As a youth of Australia by Playboy3k · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a youth of Australia i am getting more and more appaled by my own country, it seems like where turning into china but at least there not going to war. I am scared of the day when i wake up and go to google.com to see it blocked. I think its time australia wakes up and realise that we have to make our own decisions. I just hope they do this soon.

    --
    I'm a geek deal wit it
    1. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Were I you, I'd be more worried about the fact that the Australian education system seems to have failed you miserably. The only website you need to worry about reaching is this one.

    2. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apologies in advance if this would appear to be a flame attack depending on your interpretation of such

      As a fellow 'youth of australia' (and yes, I do use that term loosly, as it should be read more of a 'youth living in australia') I find it a bit hard to know that the view on this censorship law is interpreted as a massive blacklist ala China's one. May I state, for the record, that the current internet censorship law has NO TANGIBLE RELATIONS with such a high level, global black-listing. The internet censorship laws only provide a government operated blacklist which all ISPs must follow, which prohibit AU access to sites that have been complained about and investigated AND has then been deemed to be worthy of such a ban. Such sites are often highly offensive 'adult' sites and online casinos.

      IF you are a 'youth of australia', I would have imagined that you would have at least known some more background knowledge to such a law, considering it's been in effect for some 3-4 years and has had no apparent effects as of yet. To hit such a banned site would probably invoke more luck than winning the lottery, so if you do find such a site, do yourself a favour and buy a lottery ticket cause your lucky numbers may show up. Please, next time, do a bit of background research into the law in question without going hyperbole over the word 'censor'

    3. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, decisions on education are very important. And apparently, very urgent.

    4. Re:As a youth of Australia by vandan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Go to http://www.abc.net.au/news/multipoll3/vote/
      and vote against the war.
      It's not like fucking Howard will listen to us, but at least we can make personal attacks based on his arrogance when we know the number of people against him.

    5. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things:

      1. Just because this particular poster has poor language skills does not mean that all Australina's have poor language skills - there is no indication as to their education level or whether English is thier primary language (we have a high immigrant population despite of Howard government policy)

      2. However, the 3Rs' are not currently a focus of the education system, and perhaps should be. Some of the Universities now have to schedule basic english and mathematics courses to get tertiary students to a level that they will be able to otherwise complete the expected course work.

      Sad. I got a great education through governemtn provided schools in Australia, perhaps despite the best efforts of my teachers.

    6. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (we have a high immigrant population despite of Howard government policy)

      Thats a fucking lie and you know it. Our immigration policy has been basically the same for the last 12 years, put in by Labor. Remember?

    7. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For fuck's sake, what choice has he got? We are now so far in America's pocket,that if we were to pull our support for America we would never recover fiscally. We've all heard Bush's rhetoric "you're either with us or against us" exactly what choice is it we have? Especially when (I'm sure) the deal went a little something like this "If you don't support us on this Iraq thing, don't expect our help when the shit hits the fan". Get a clue. Do you think it would be any different if ANYBODY else was in power?

    8. Re:As a youth of Australia by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      Or worried about the fact that you will spend 4 years at uni, then another 4 years slugging your way from graduate employee to senior (working weekends or not taking holidays)...then sit back and try to enjoy all your hard work only to discover that you, as a non-married person earning over $50kpa, give almost 50% of your earnings back to the government, and get significantly less than low income earners from the gvt in return. An then you'll have to put up with some trailer trash on TV every night commenting that 'those rich bastards get all the breaks', just before they go pick up their free medical and their social security and family pensions. Take some advice...get your degree...then go work somewhere else, that way you don't even have to pay back your hecs. In Australia the government sacrifices the dedicated and hard working to buy votes from the unemployed and lazy.

    9. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. I'm in the 'went to uni for 5 years' boat, I'm in the 'earn more than $50kpa' and I'm all for the level of tax I pay... I can afford it... I am able to live comfortably on my wage (On over $50kpa, so should you), and am perfectly happy to have my money go towards things like a Social Security System, Healthcare, roads... geeze, you're one of those damn Liberal voting, money hungry people who thinks everyone can just keep their grubby hands off YOUR money...

      The poor get more from the government because they NEED it more.

      Oh... and yeah.... the government is all for the poor hey? Yeah, they aren't at all giving tax breaks for businesses to start up here, while closing hospitals? The GST didn't favour the rich at all by increasing the tax paid on required items while reducing it on things like luxury cars... The rampant onslaught of Globalisation doesn't continue to encourage lower wages so that campanies can compete 'on a world scale'. Naah... cause the government just LOVES the poor... they do not, they love their wealthy business mates, and do all they can to benefit them, while at the same time hoisting their own damn wages as high as they can before they leave office.

      Don't whinge about those people less fortunate than yourself... my guess is that you had quite a good home base to get you through school and uni, that you haven't really ever had to struggle for money... so really... just bugger off, be thankful for what you have, and think about how you can use your position to help those less fortunate.

    10. Re:As a youth of Australia by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. I'm in the 'went to uni for 5 years' boat, I'm in the 'earn more than $50kpa' and I'm all for the level of tax I pay... I can afford it... I am able to live comfortably on my wage (On over $50kpa, so should you)

      Hmmm, so you think that effort should not equal reward? You say that because I am 'comfortable', I should be happy...so by your logic, I should stop trying when I am 'comfortable'? What if I'm a little more driven than that?

      The poor get more from the government because they NEED it more.

      Did I once mention 'poor'...or 'poverty'...no, I said low income earners...there is a big different between a street kid, and a guy that wants to crack a beer when he gets home at 5:00pm while the 'wealthy' he complains about are still working

      Oh... and yeah.... the government is all for the poor hey? Yeah, they aren't at all giving tax breaks for businesses to start up here, while closing hospitals? The GST didn't favour the rich at all by increasing the tax paid on required items while reducing it on things like luxury cars... The rampant onslaught of Globalisation doesn't continue to encourage lower wages so that campanies can compete 'on a world scale'. Naah... cause the government just LOVES the poor... they do not, they love their wealthy business mates, and do all they can to benefit them, while at the same time hoisting their own damn wages as high as they can before they leave office.

      Regurgitated crap...think before spewing something you read off a pamphlet at me.

      my guess is that you had quite a good home base to get you through school and uni, that you haven't really ever had to struggle for money

      That is so cliche..."the wealthy have always been wealthy and the poor have always been poor"...this is exactly what I was commenting on..the automatic assumption in Australia that those on a good wage haven't struggled and worked themselves into the ground to get where they are. Thank you, you just proved my point.

      and think about how you can use your position to help those less fortunate.

      I give regularly to a number of charities, even help out at a few...however again, you are talking about the impoverished, whereas I wasn't...even a charity stops supporting you once you're on your feet...a WHOLE bunch of people in the low income and social security bracket could quite easily support themselves, and quite well, if they (shock) worked harder and studied more...instead of switching on TV and cracking a beer when they get home...books are free from the local library, and anyone can put in more hours to get that promotion...but it's real easy to bitch at the peole that do that, rather than do it yourself

      Fact: Generally, hard work = more income. In a free market society, more often than not, the harder you work and more you study, the more you're worth and the more money you get paid (I'm not commenting on whether this is a good way for a society to be or not...just stating the fact)

      Fact: The more money you make in australia, the more money you get taxed, and the less other benefits (like medicare, and hospital coverage etc) you get to take advantage of.

      Fact: Australia is one of the highest taxing nations in the western world, and that tax is predominantly targetted at the middle to high income brackets.

      Conclusion: Work hard in Australia, and you will be financially penalized for it more than you will in any other country that your degree with get you a good paying job in...not only that, but the people that are taking advantage of your hard work ethic by getting a free ride, will not once stop to say thank you, but will criticize you, and demand that you pay more...and the government will listen, because those are the same stupified, TV watching morons who's vote can be swayed by letting them know that it's ok for them to blame everyone else for their lack of ambition.

      Sounds like a fair deal to me?!? not

    11. Re:As a youth of Australia by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      Take some advice...get your degree...then go work somewhere else, that way you don't even have to pay back your hecs.

      Yeah, great logic. No wonder the tax is so high when you have to cover all the freeloaders as well. That's really dodgy logic, get your degree on the taxpayer's dollar, then piss off and never pay back the DEBT you incurred. Leech.

      --
      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    12. Re:As a youth of Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really do exist in some parallel dimension, don't you. After all, you don't seem to know the Australia I live in... Your anti-government/GST rant was pretty funny though. Do you actually believe that shit?

    13. Re:As a youth of Australia by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      Ahhh...good point, except when you take in to account the history of education in Australia...one of the reasons that people here didn't mind paying relatively high taxes (still lower than they are today) is that education was free, medical was free, all was good and wonderful. Now, tax is high, the old education system has been completely screwed up, and now they're taking an axe to medical. It used to be a matter of you would make your contribution to the university scheme through the higher wage you would get when you graduated (ie, higher wage = higher tax contributions)...and I was so fine with that...go to uni, study something with a chance of getting a job at the end, pay more tax to support the system...that seems totally fair to me...but now you have to pay not only for your education, but also contribute that higher tax...why? because again, no hoper arts and communications students want to spend 8 years at uni because it's better than having to get a job and they didn't study hard enough at school to get into a degree that would get them a decent job...so it's a matter of stay at uni, or work at a shopping center..so, now diligent students have to pay for their education, as well as contribute back through higher taxes...yeah, for sure, WE'RE the leeches. that's why I say leave to all graduates...if the country won't reward your hard work, or treat you well...go somewhere that will...and see how well the country does when all it's talent leaves, maybe then they'll wake up and start changing things a little.

    14. Re:As a youth of Australia by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      good to see you believe so deeply in those opinions of yours...so deeply in fact, that you post anonymously...way to courageously back up your ideals :)

    15. Re:As a youth of Australia by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      It seems like we agree after all ;o) It's always the bloody arts students.

      --
      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    16. Re:As a youth of Australia by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      lmao....yep it is...global warming --> art students, overcrowding in cities --> art students, war in iraq --> art students......but hey, shouldn't alienate them too much I suppose...when oil supplies run out they could make a good, inexpensive replacement fuel source.

    17. Re:As a youth of Australia by vandan · · Score: 1

      The world does not need America, and neither do we.
      Of course we have been threatened with economic 'ruin' by Bush and his gun-slinging parliament. That doesn't mean we have to do what they want. I'm not saying there wouldn't be consequences for those who didn't stand up to him, but economic consequences should never be traded for human casualties - especially in a war of conquest and pilliage such as Bush's invasion and seizure of what is rightfully Iraq's natural resources.

    18. Re:As a youth of Australia by spoco2 · · Score: 1
      I'm guessing you won't be reading this, but...

      Hmmm, so you think that effort should not equal reward? You say that because I am 'comfortable', I should be happy...so by your logic, I should stop trying when I am 'comfortable'? What if I'm a little more driven than that?
      Ahhh, but therein lies the rub (Or does it, I've never quite gotten that phrase)... you're suggesting that living comfortably isn't enough? Why? If you have your big tv, have your nice car, have a nice house etc. and can be reasonably sure that you'll have a nice nest egg to retire on, which I'm sure you do... and you're doing all of that with the current tax laws, then what's the problem? What is really the point of amassing vast amounts of cash/assets?

      Did I once mention 'poor'...or 'poverty'...no, I said low income earners...there is a big different between a street kid, and a guy that wants to crack a beer when he gets home at 5:00pm while the 'wealthy' he complains about are still working

      Ahh, now I'm going to pre-empt your point further down... "automatic assumption in Australia that those on a good wage haven't struggled and worked themselves into the ground to get where they are. " OK, well you've just made the automatic assumption that everyone in the lower income brackets are beer swilling pigs who don't work hard at all... well that's just proved my point about your attitude...
      I came from a family where our income would probably be classed as lower-middle class... this was not due to either parent being lazy in the slightest. My father was a teacher of electronics, and continued to watch as the wages and conditions for the teachers worsened while the upper management increased their salaries to enormous amounts. My mother also worked as long as she could as a nurse until she had cancer and was unable to work any more in that profession. On top of this we fostered many children who were going through all sorts of horrible things back home.
      Now neither of them could be considered lazy. Neither of them could be considered un-learned, but their situations/careers just didn't bring home lots of money, and so yeah, we did receive some government help here and there. (Although it kept seeming to happen that as our circumstances changed, the government moved the posts for elligibility just a tad so we were almost never getting anything really helpful)
      It's just not right to assume that everyone who doesn't make a lot of money does so simply because they're lazy. That's crap. The problem is, if your real calling in life are professions that don't bring in lots of money (like teaching, nursing, publishing etc.), then you're just never going to make the huge dollars like those of us in careers that have a lot of money flowing around (IT, management, finance).

      Regurgitated crap...think before spewing something you read off a pamphlet at me.
      Hardly... moreso what I've seen happen over and over, I've seen all the shut hospitals, I've watched the price of supermarket items rise and the cost of expensive cars fall... I've WATCHED it happen. Do you have any experiences or actual facts to back up you calling it crap?

      That is so cliche..."the wealthy have always been wealthy and the poor have always been poor"...this is exactly what I was commenting on..the automatic assumption in Australia that those on a good wage haven't struggled and worked themselves into the ground to get where they are. Thank you, you just proved my point.

      a) I pointed out how you're doing the exact same thing back the other way.
      &
      b) You didn't refute the point... me thinks I'm right.

      instead of switching on TV and cracking a beer when they get home...books are free from the local library, and anyone can put in more hours to get that promotion...
      OK, well you're continuing your cleched view of the lower class... and you're also suggesting that the way the world should work is to just 'put in more hours'... well screw that. Life isn't all about work. I do work a

    19. Re:As a youth of Australia by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1


      First up...excellently refuted on all points...well done on some very convincing arguments.

      allow me first, some clarifications:

      big tv: Don't own one... though by choice not by lack of finances (being your point). Though, if I fit your profile, I would buy one just to look good...however, I happen to despise them...I listen to the radio and read (and no, I'm not 80 years old, I'm 28).

      nice car: Old 4X4, not worth much...again, by choice (personally think it's a pretty cool car)...but you can see again, divergence from your profile of me.

      nice house: Sorry...no luck there either (despite what you may believe, I come from quite a destitute background...yes, I could have used the word 'poor', but trust me on the word I chose).

      nice nest egg: ahh, there's the kicker...did you know, that as a high income earner I get taxed twice on all retirement savings...and, guess what...I also pay twice as much (30% vs 15%). So I work and work, and save and save...thinking I'll enjoy my golden years...and I retire on the same amount as everyone else...that's pretty fair (sarcasm)


      ok, and now for some rebuttal:

      It's just not right to assume that everyone who doesn't make a lot of money does so simply because they're lazy

      I wouldn't say it's right or wrong actually, it's an opinion, but that's beside the point...you are correct, that is a vast generalization...and I understand your point about generalizations, they are hurtful to those that are the exception. But generalizations wouldn't exist if not for the vast majority fitting that profile (you may remember, you've already made some generalizations yourself :) ). Your parents sound like wonderful people, that did a lot of good...but in my view, they are the minority...and I'm not just talking about low income here...good, selfless people are the minority in all brackets. On the point of their calling in life not bringing them a lot of money...I know a mechanic that earns 80kpa...why, because he decided to work hard, and advance himself IN HIS FIELD...you don't have to specifically be in IT or business to earn a good wage...the top 20% of all fields will always make good money...for a teacher..that might be becoming so good for his student that he is wanted by the best private schools in the land...and if he chooses to stay public for altruistic reasons, well done him...but that's his choice, not mine. Yes, that's a bit narrow minded, and I would say that if there weren't so many no hopers being supported by my taxes I would be a lot more open to those that choose to low income to contribute...if my taxes weren't supporting the majority low income (lazy), then your dad and mom would have made a lot more money, and I would still be paying less tax.

      You didn't refute the point... me thinks I'm right.

      I didn't refute it because it wasn't worth refuting...it was soap box squaking, and you've proven yourself more intelligent than that by your other comments.

      well screw that. Life isn't all about work

      I was pretty sure I covered a lot more than just working extra hours...I covered education and the like. It's not the hours that are my point...whether he gets home at 5pm or 7pm...my guess is he still cracks a beer and switched on TV. Correct, life isn't just about work, but why should I have to work harder, so that others can have a 'great life'. (disclaimer: I mean others that can obviously help themselves to a better life)

      Yup... and I'm happy with that

      No your not, because the ultimate outcome of that is people stop trying...are you saying you support communistic ideals...that everyone should be brought back to the same level (whether you do it through taxes, or through your army, the concept is the same). Look at what happens to countries that have gone that route.

      Again, are you really hurting from those tax dollars? No? Neither am I

      I must admit

    20. Re:As a youth of Australia by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      A quick reply just to say that your last reply was also well thought out and interesting, and you too have given me food for thought... so we are both able to go away and chew on our new cud. (OK, slightly graphic image). :)

  16. Tinfoil caps by mlush · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article:"ISPs don't want people using very effective filters," he said. "They want people to be downloading as much information as possible - that's how they make their money."

    ....which is why they cap the bandwidth avalable to their customers

    1. Re:Tinfoil caps by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      They cap downstream so someone doesn't clog the line and slow other peoples' high speed connections down.

      They cap upstream so people don't run commercial sites or pirate a ton of shit.

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      evil adrian
    2. Re:Tinfoil caps by shermozle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not in Australia. They charge per megabyte at Australian ISPs so it's in their interest to see more traffic...

    3. Re:Tinfoil caps by Maliuta · · Score: 1
      Not in Australia. They charge per megabyte at Australian ISPs so it's in their interest to see more traffic...

      This is not entirely true. It is in the interest of an ISP to have their customers dowload alot if they charge per MB. It is also in the interest of said ISPs to limit the amount they bring down from their upstream connections (normally through large cacheing proxies - mine used to save me on average 30-40 % when I was in the ISP business). Most ISPs in australia actually charge on a time basis, some have statred to add data allowances to their plans and yes, they do charge per MB if you go over.

      At the end of the day the biggest expense an Australian ISP has is data, it is damn expensive unless you spend a whole smeglod of cash with your provider.

  17. From the article by Karl_Hungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We feel the decision is best left in the hands of parents." He said the opt-out clause "could work" but feared routine filtering could seriously slow down the internet.

    They should go with an opt-in policy instead. Those willing to stick their heads in the sand and let others make decisions about what they can and can not read should stand up and ask for it by name instead of forcing the everyone else to bail out of such a scheme.

    1. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of the children!

  18. dont expect 100% success out of filters by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In fact, dont expect them to work more than about 1/2 the time, in that way you might be pleasantly suprised.
    I base this claim on the observation that no one has been able to block spam to a severe degree. It would seem that most of the filtering for both spam and the netnanny type filtering would work on the same princibles.( except for that skin tone filtering, but thats just pure evil, though cool).
    When I can block 90% of the spam in my mailbox then I will become concerened for the ausies.
    On a serious note: I will become concerned for everyone the day that a governing entity becomes satisfied with its censorship practices.

    --
    I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
    1. Re:dont expect 100% success out of filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very easy to bloack 90% of spam - just block yahoo.com and msn.com. I don't know anybody that uses those for legit addresses and you probably don't either. It is the remaining 10% that is the problem.

    2. Re:dont expect 100% success out of filters by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      An idea that has become popular recently is Bayesian spam filtering. I wonder, could something similar be applied to web pages? Someone at a filtering company would feed a program a big list of web sites that are either "legitimate" or "bad", and they would be classified based on word probablility, then reclassified if the program makes an error. With the program trained like this, people could surf the web further training the software, and eventually it could be pretty effective.

      I hope that the filtering companies don't manage to do this. I'm saying it only out of curiosity.

  19. RIAA, MPAA, IDSA, and the BSA by TerraFrost · · Score: 2, Insightful
    from the article...

    But product developers claim the technology works where there is a real financial incentive to make it work, as in corporations.

    also from the article...

    "ISPs don't want people using very effective filters," he said. "They want people to be downloading as much information as possible - that's how they make their money."

    it seems to me as if they're targeting the wrong corporations, heh. i mean, considering the past actions of the RIAA, MPAA, IDSA, and the BSA, they seem to think they have all the incintive in the world to do this... so... if Australlia wants censorship, they should have the copyright mongers of America do it - not ISP's! i mean, sheesh, Australlia - what were you thinking!?

  20. Gives A Whole New Meaning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to "Down Under," doesn't it...

  21. Sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Be afraid Australia, be very afraid!

    Now they won't be able to see the vids of their New Zealand neighbors with their sheep.

  22. .Net Nanny by ftvcs · · Score: 1

    "ISPs don't want people using very effective filters," he said. "They want people to be downloading as much information as possible - that's how they make their money."

    Sounds a bit like micro$oft: we 'll tell you what you get at what price.

  23. It is not censorship, at least not now. by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Informative

    The ISPs are merely compelled to provide approved filtering software to their customers at cost.

    No one is actually forced to filter content. As the article says only 17% of parents have actually bothered to install such filters.

    Some groups are promoting mandatory filtering and some are dead against it which is pretty much how you'd expect things to be.

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    1. Re:It is not censorship, at least not now. by octalgirl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think every ISP should offer some type of filtering to their customers, but it should be a business decision to do so on their end, certainly not a law - part of a value added package.

      It wants mandatory filtering by internet service providers (ISPs), but with those aged over 18 able to opt out.

      But I am not following this statement - how many people do you know under18 who live on their own and can afford monthly internet access? (I read this as basically, everyone gets mandatory filtering, but just about everyone is eligible to opt out - so why bother?)

    2. Re:It is not censorship, at least not now. by rtscts · · Score: 1
      But I am not following this statement - how many people do you know under18 who live on their own and can afford monthly internet access? (I read this as basically, everyone gets mandatory filtering, but just about everyone is eligible to opt out - so why bother?)

      Because those that want this filtering are just generally against ALL porn - they are merely allowing adults to opt out because they will be shot down and dismissed as ultra-conservative loonies otherwise. Having it opt-out is more effective for their cause than opt-in.
    3. Re:It is not censorship, at least not now. by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      The ISPs are merely compelled to provide approved filtering software to their customers at cost.


      Thankyou for removing the FUD.

      Note to editors: Please be more gentle.

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    4. Re:It is not censorship, at least not now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but just about everyone is eligible to opt out - so why bother

      You will only be able to 'opt out' if your credit card details indicate that you are over 18. Which raises the question to my mind, how much is it going to cost to opt out? Or is the idea that only pay-for 'Adult-check' type sites will not be filtered?

    5. Re:It is not censorship, at least not now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thankyou for removing the FUD.

      You misunderstand. This is the situation now. What is being proposed is to reverse this. Ie, the ISPs will offer customers the opportunity NOT to have their content filtered, if they can prove their majority, (at a cost?).

    6. Re:It is not censorship, at least not now. by benbobaggins · · Score: 1
      There is some censorship now. The way it works is:

      1. People complain about a site (say nakedtits.com) to some body or other.

      2. Someone investigates nakedtits.com to see if it is breaching the "rules"

      3. nakedtits.com gets added to a list and filtered by all ISPs

      At least thats the way I think it works. The "problem" with it is that very, very few people complain about any sites, so nothing gets listed.

      Every now and the ABA (australian broadcasting authority) reports how many sites have been blacklisted. It was never very many, and they were very coy about what their figures meant. E.g. they simply said "x sites were blacklisted" but they really meant pages and/or news posts, so it was misleading.

      This is all off the top of my head and could be wrong.

    7. Re:It is not censorship, at least not now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The news has been reporting some poor figures on the control of locally hosted sites - something like 200 complaints and only 6 sites shut down. But it wasn't a case of them not having the resources; it was either multiple complaints of the same site, or false reports (or perhaps reports about sites they have no jurisdiction over).

  24. I don't know how filters could possibly work. by Sheetrock · · Score: 4, Insightful
    'Filtering' the Internet is an almost textbook example of the idiom "Shovelling shit against the tide."

    For months people got around the filters by changing the way they entered the web addresses (use IP addresses instead of domain names until that ceased to work; use the integer encoding of the IP address until THAT ceased to work, etc.) They fixed that. Then they went through well-known proxies like anonymizer.com and made proxies out of well-known services like babelfish.altavista.com. They fixed that. Eventually proxy access on well-known ports will probably be blocked at the border to stave off the unknown proxy usage, but that doesn't do anything about the ports that are unknown. Then they can start filtering things that look like web traffic on non-standard ports, but SSL gateways and VPN software can always get past that until they decide to block encryption.

    My point: there will always be ways around filters on the Internet, because at any point there aren't, we've no longer got an Internet. There are sufficient business interests in maintaining the Internet as a useful tool to keep the book-burning impulses of even the most ardent censorship advocates in check.

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    1. Re:I don't know how filters could possibly work. by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 1

      What I think is truly crazy is the effort to lock these filters down so tight. In my mind, the whole point of filters is to protect from "casual" use of these types of sites, so little Johnny 8 year old can't look at dirty pictures. If someone is determined enough to try IP locating or bablefish, then they know exactly what they want, and most certainly will find a way to bypass any filter.
      It's a stupid arms race that doesn't accomplish its desired goals at all.

  25. Re:Excellent. by TheOldFart · · Score: 1

    Flamebait mon cul, putain de merde.

  26. Pathetic... utterly pathetic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thankfully those of us lucky enough to live in Australia don't need the Internet, 'cause Telstra and other broadband carriers certainly won't let us have it!

    Filtering the Internet is unnecessary. All we need are a few more users, and the tiny bandwidth available to the entire nation will be spread so thinly that it'll be like the good old days of 9600 baud modems. Sure, pornography will get through, but by the time a download has finished, even young teens will then be old enough to vote.

    The World's Biggest Luddite is barely worthy of being called a moron (well, only if you were comparing him to a particularly stupid moron), so no doubt he'll implement another completely unworkable solution which will win him votes with people who think "Something must be done!" and the rest of us will long for the next election so that we can vote this peanut out.

    Still, we only have to give him some sort of bribe, like the digital television he accepted for research purposes (as did the PM). It's so much easier when the top pollies are on the take. All we have to do is work out the right size bribe...

  27. ISPs making money ? by DZign · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "ISPs don't want people using very effective filters," he said. "They want people to be downloading as much information as possible - that's how they make their money."

    Weird, I always thought internet providers made money from people who pay their monthly fees but don't download a lot, and they actually loose money on those who download gigabytes a month..

    Anyone care to explain how an ISP makes money because their users download a lot ??

    1. Re:ISPs making money ? by m1chael · · Score: 0

      have you looked at the pricing plans these days? i dont see the word unlimited anywhere.

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    2. Re:ISPs making money ? by ColaMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone care to explain how an ISP makes money because their users download a lot ??

      When they charge 15 cents per megabyte for people who download more than their (300MB/1GB/3GB - choose your poison) cap.\

      And then have the gall to define a megabyte as 1,000,000 bytes , a-la hard disk manufacturers.

      Ka-Ching!!

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    3. Re:ISPs making money ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they are technically correct in their definition - 'mega' refers to powers of ten, not two.

  28. It had to be asked by dcw3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Those spammers should be taken OUTBACK and shot. Did they send the the messages DOWN UNDER the filters, or did that crap just flow through the pipe in the opposite direction???

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    1. Re:It had to be asked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the worst joke I have ever heard in my entire life.

      ESAD

  29. A computer can't possibly hope to censor the net by revmoo · · Score: 1
    The thing is, the government has maybe a few hundred people working on this software, probably not even that many, and yet there are thousands of people out there just waiting to tear them apart and find ways around them. A computer can only do what it is told. Yes there are some rather complex artificial intelligence programs out there, but still none come close to functioning well enough to filter content on the Internet. It's just the nature of the Internet to be an open network, and it is not only stupid of governments to try and censor it, it is a waste of time and money as well.

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  30. Did you know by obi-1-kenobi · · Score: 3, Informative

    That Australia filters all printed media. If you want a copy of the NY Times or internation herald tribune it takes an extra 48 hours for them read it and send it off. On a side note: In Malaysia they do sensor the information that is writen about Malaysia however it only takes them 6 hours after the paper is released. So you get the morning paper that afternoon. (paper printer in Singapore)

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    1. Re:Did you know by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "That Australia filters all printed media. If you want a copy of the NY Times or internation herald tribune it takes an extra 48 hours for them read it and send it off."

      Gee... they get yesterday's New York paper today... Could that possibly have something to do with, say, the International Date Line?

      "In Malaysia they do sensor the information that is writen about Malaysia however it only takes them 6 hours after the paper is released. So you get the morning paper that afternoon."

      New York's afternoon or Malaysia's afternoon? Hell, I don't think the sun is ever shining on both places at the same time...

      But, hey, it got modded up so it must be true...

    2. Re:Did you know by obi-1-kenobi · · Score: 1

      I thought I made my self pretty clear, but hell I'll try to say it a differnt way. The dates I will be using will all be EST time. If a paper is released in Ameriaca on the 4th for example, it will only be released here in Australia on the 6th.

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    3. Re:Did you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious?
      I would like to know if what you say is credible!!!

      If so, I believe it would be time to go stomp some heads.

    4. Re:Did you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when the censors find something objectionable? Do they block the entire paper from being delivered? I am asking seriously.

    5. Re:Did you know by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I thought I made my self pretty clear, but hell I'll try to say it a differnt way."

      Your Malaysia comment still doesn't jive, though. Afternoon in Malaysia is several hours before sunrise in New York (just around print time), which to me sounds like that New York Times they get isn't 6 hours old but literally hot off the presses.

    6. Re:Did you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call Shenanigans!
      Seriously, I call you out obi-1-kenobi. You are a liar.

    7. Re:Did you know by Marlor · · Score: 1

      Did you know that Australia filters all printed media. If you want a copy of the NY Times or internation herald tribune it takes an extra 48 hours for them read it and send it off.

      No, this is totally incorrect. Printed media is *not* censored in Australia. Not only would the Australian public quickly vote a Government out of office if they they tried this, but it would be infeasible.

      Singapore does have a policy similar to this, so maybe that's what you're thinking of. However, their censorship policy is to leave the censoring to the individual retailers.

  31. This all started because... by ghostrider_one · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ... some "think tank" calling themselves the "Australia Institute" published a rather sensationally written teaser of a pro-Internet-censorship report saying that the existing Internet censorship legislation was a complete failure (which it is) and to Save The Children the answer was legislating to force ISPs to filter peoples Internet access (which is horse excrement of the highest order). They then expect people to pay AU$21 to have a hard-copy of the full report mailed to them. Of course, someone published a PDF file of it online ;)

    The media obligingly jumped on the Save The Children bandwagon (as is their want), the politicians followed along, and the result is the current mess, where instead of pulling the plug on the current abomination of a scheme, the politicians are openly contemplating making it even worse. All because of a rather shabby report from a group of publicity-hounds (personal opinion).

    1. Re:This all started because... by ghostrider_one · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh, and Electronic Frontiers Australia has issued a Press Release about this..

  32. Clueless technophobics by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What some people don't realize, and it is probably due to their lack of understanding of technology is that in the case of internet filtering you can only limit access to certain sites but not prevent _all access to everything that is deemed inappropriate on a moral scale. Just like crime, you can prevent some but not all.

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    1. Re:Clueless technophobics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean crime laws are as useless as internet filters?

    2. Re:Clueless technophobics by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      Crime laws have nothing to do with internet filters. The point is that internet filtering is applicable in the same sense as law enforcement.

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  33. Missing the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think people are missing the point and don't understand the way that the filtering in the article works.

    The filtering happens on the PC's that are running the web browsers (e.g. NetNanny), not (as is implied by many of the posts) at the ISP's or anywhere else (yet, at least).

    One of the main purposes of filtering is to protect childeren on the internet. These users will only be coming across pr0n and various other "bad" things on the internet by bad luck or maybe because they search for something they shouldn't be. I don't think we have to worry about these users making use of proxies or the like.

    On the other hand, who really cares if uni student's know how to get around filters? Afterall, they should be old enough to make decisions for themselves.

  34. Some FUD here by tanveer1979 · · Score: 3, Informative

    From Article: It wants mandatory filtering by internet service providers (ISPs), but with those aged over 18 able to opt out.

    It seems they want to regulate content mainly for minors and people who want regulation.... Nothing really wrong with that.

    The head of the Internet Industry Association, Peter Coroneos, said mandatory filtering had been ruled out because "some families just don't have an issue with it".
    "We feel the decision is best left in the hands of parents." He said the opt-out clause "could work" but feared routine filtering could seriously slow down the internet.

    Dosent seem doomsday here.......
    "Be very afraid. huh"
    Classic example of sensationalism... where it is not required
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  35. Senator! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australia doesn't have senators, it has ministers.

  36. Re:my rights online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Not every slashdotter is an unwashed ex uni student who thinks it's a good idea to open the doors to anybody who rocks up in shitty clothing.

    And, thankfully, not all Australians are parochial, inbred, racist rednecks like you. A lot are though, judging by the success of dullards like Pauline Hanson amongst morons like yourself.

    Personally I've been quite happy with the way the government has handled the refugees.

    That's only ignorance. A good, free education for everyone will fix that right up in a couple of generations ...

    They're detained so they (don't often) get away while their status is determined, and the real refugees are allowed in, the rest shipped out.

    Even extreme right wing psuedo-Nazi politicians in Germany were astonished that we are putting people in concentration camps like this. I think they were envious.

    And don't tell me it's not racist. If it wasn't, we would be rounding up all the British backpackers that are currently also "illegals" at Bondi and putting them in camps out in the desert. But we're not. Why not, exactly?

  37. I'm glad I jumped ship for a while ... by nosfucious · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I jumped ship on a temporary basis and it's articles like this that make me glad I'm in Switzerland and not oz.

    Pros:
    - Great wads of legal cash at obscenely low tax rates
    - No Alston, Howard the Coward and team.
    - 1.5 hours flight to Amsterdam
    - Good quality, high potency nearly-legal mull
    - No Eddie McGuire
    - Unlimited-download (but speed capped) ASDL

    Cons:
    - Howard the Coward doing his best to ruin Australia's reputation
    - No MCG, PoW, Espy, ABC cricket broadcasts
    - 7 Franks (~$Au 7.5) for a can of VB.

    It's pornography and gaming (gambling and games) that have driven the use of the Web and the uptake of broadband. Email, USENET, ftp and even various chat protocols have been side attractions.

    Alston is single-handedly driving away any hope of Australia being a content provider (and earning $$$) instead of being a content consumer (and watching the $$$ flow overseas).

    Get a clue Alston, being a consumer of technology does not earn you any real $$$, not does it drive innovation. Anyone can be a consumer. Time has not only stood still under your stewardship, but gone backwards.

    My fiance couldn't get any broadband in a middle sized city (for Australia), Ballarat. This was 3 years ago. She recently moved back there for our son's schooling and guess what .... she still can't get ASDL. No cable either. Not even cable TV. Cable duopoly that has limited reach in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, which has stalled to a crawl?

    Here's a policy you can use for free: Local cable cooperatives with content providers paying for access. Oh ... News LTD won't get all the $$$, so forget it. You are a disgrace Alston, Howard the Coward and the whole damn Liberal party. Wankers.

    OK, I wandered off-topic for a while. But this guy wouldn't have a clue about the internet if it walked up to him, whacked him on the head with a clue-by-four, presented a business card and said: "Hi, I'm a clue". (Clue number 2: Free (as in speach) internet, increased parental supervision to stop nasty porn sites for youngsters) Of course, making people do hard work, actually raising their own kids, will never win votes.

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    1. Re:I'm glad I jumped ship for a while ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh the PoW and the Espy....

      That's funny, i don't remember going there...

      Brain cell dieback ;-)

      Great places!

    2. Re:I'm glad I jumped ship for a while ... by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      No Eddie McGuire! I'm heading over. I couldn't believe he tried pulling this one - "Collingwood is Australia's team". Nice try Eddie you entrepeneur bitch.

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    3. Re:I'm glad I jumped ship for a while ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?
      You are in Switzerland and you want to drink VB? From a can? Are you deficient or what?
      Drink the local beer you great boob.

    4. Re:I'm glad I jumped ship for a while ... by StonedZero · · Score: 1
      The ABC actually is more tech savy now days.

      You can get the Cricket Radio Broadcast Stream Online.

    5. Re:I'm glad I jumped ship for a while ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hah
      PoW, espy, vb in a can

      credibility--;

  38. Re:Australians == descendants of criminals by nosfucious · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, I have been trolled ...

    Fosters? noone in Australia drinks it. It's just a giant joke on everyone not in Australia.

    There are a number of excellent beers from Australia , take a little time to hunt them up.

    As for us being crimials, does that make people from the US terrorists? (AKA, War of Independence?)

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  39. Goes something like this... by djupedal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember, the Internet interprets these kinds of hurdles (blocks/gates/filters etc.) as defects, and routes around them. Always has.....always will.

    You can stand me up at the Gates of Hell and I... won't...back...down. T.Petty.

  40. Dumb Aussie laws by slyall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work for an Australian ISP. Filtering of p0rn is a pain since it involves ISPs supplying to customers and supporting software which is (as the reports says) unreliable and not very effective. Not to mention that it can be very expensive. The current regulation is fairly simple in that the ISP just has to provide a link to download filtering software and customers can decide if they want to use it.

    However the suggestion that porn would only be available to customers who were over 18 and opted out is pretty easy to handle.

    Due to credit laws most ISPs only accept customers if they are 18 years or older so all an ISP has to do is make sure every customer opts to have unblocked Internet.

    To get around this rule an ISP could just have as part of their signup a couple of boxes that say:

    [ ] - I am 18 years old or over
    [ ] - I wish to have unfiltered access to the Internet

    People who don't accept the unfiltered part will have no access to the Internet at large. Instead when they login they would be presented with a online version of the above form which would convert their account to normal.

    Existing users can be handled the same way, their Internet access is completely blocked until they fill out the option.

    Obviously this is a bit of work for the ISP and will cause some expense but it's 100 times easier than implimenting real filteing for all customers, let alone dealing with the flack when some "filtered" custome r manages to access porn or is unable to get to a site they like.

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  41. Easy.... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
    1. Make insane, unenforceable Internet filtering laws.


    2. People ignore insane laws and follow reasonable courses of action.


    3. Hem and haw about changing moronic legislation.


    4. ......


    5. Oh come on, you know what comes last.

  42. tv censorship or chopping to fit more ads in by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    They don't seem to censor programs much here, I think we'd get to see more than the USA would but maybe not quite as much as some parts of Europe. I've even heard the F-word in daytime TV on our public funded broadcaster the abc

    What the networks do (except our dear auntie ABC) is chop random chunks out of programs to make more advertising fit in. This has lead to some really strange broadcasts of things like Farscape and Buffy. And I've noticed one station has started putting "banner ads" directly on the actual programs. Too bad if there were subtitles, you wouldn't see them, and they certainly cover up the credits.

    just when I've figured out (thanks to a post on /.) how to stop the banner ads on web sites. Sigh.

    Hint: try google for doubleclick block hosts

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  43. Ineffective? Wrong sofware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Try this filter instead:

    http://dansguardian.org/

    Free for non-commercial.

  44. Filter is OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When a filter would be offered that blocks annoying mail from Korea, mail about penis enlargments, pop-up advertisements about such things, and access to counter sites etc, I would immediately opt-in.

    It seems that the Australians are obsessed with filtering X-rated material, but often such authorities have no problem with violence, spam, fraud etc.
    When they go through the trouble of installing filters, at least allow some more filtering criteria so that everyone can make his own choice.

  45. A Total Dick by _wintermute · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I, for one, am sick of his dickotry.

    He denies that there is an unemployment problem in IT in Australia, which is a total joke because everyone I know in the industry has been feeling the pinch for over 12 months now. I work in tertiary education and enrolments are ~way~ down across all of our computing programs, IS, software engineering, everything, entrance scores (as in ratings of those coming straight from high school) have declined dramtically because of lack of demand. I have friends out of work ... etc etc

    but NO, there is no downturn in IT at all.

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    1. Re:A Total Dick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps you'd like to write about this,
      linmagau.org
      we're trying to make a difference,
      care to contribute?

  46. We use that Internet Sherriff s/w by SirFlakey · · Score: 1

    It's Linux based - and they guy in the article is right it does occasionally get some false positives - curiously the smh site is one of the ones it gets =).

    Mind you I much prefer we do the filtering rather that the gov'ment.

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  47. Up front by rendle · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favourite bit is the "opt out" of filtering for over-18s - as much an admission of the intent to masturbate as calling down to the front desk of the Hilton and saying "Yeah, hi, how do I get porn on this TV?"

  48. Difficulties with supervising your child by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I do not believe in mandatory filtering, but as a parent of a small child I have major problems with the current situation and with those who argue "just monitor your child."

    We monitor what our child does, in fact the computer is in our living room so we know what she is doing. At the same time, all it takes is a trivial error to expose her to pornographic material. For example, type whitehouse.com instead of whitehouse.gov. This bit me the other day. She wanted to buy something for her "American Girl" doll. So we sat down at the computer. Unfortunately, I typed americangirls.com instead of americangirl.com.

    Frankly I don't care if people have access to pornography. More power to them. BUT I do wish there was some simple way to separate pornography from everything else. E.g., a XXX domain. That way anyone who wants it can get it. At the same time, I just install a simple filter and I don't have to worry about trivial errors like I had with americangirl.

    Frankly, I don't believe this is too much to ask. For example, I go to the book store and they put the porno mags on the top shelf, where my child is unlikely to make a trivial error and pick one up. In essence, that is all I'm asking of the internet.

    1. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Frankly, I don't believe this is too much to ask. For example, I go to the book store and they put the porno mags on the top shelf
      The book store is in control of their stuff. Nobody is in control of the Internet, and nobody ever will be; it really is too much to ask.

      Except for one little catch: there is one chokepoint where one entity can control everything. That all-powerful entity is the user.

      But what if the user, being a mere mortal human, is prone to mistakes, and sometimes asks for things they don't really want? Well, you're in luck: this not only happens with web browsers, but in all other aspects of life as well. I once turned on a TV to see Hogan's Heros, but there was this weird programming glitch where every ten minutes, the show stopped and displayed advertisements. I didn't ask for that! Damn technology.

      So you or your kid sees some porn. Big deal. Build up some mental defenses and noise filters, because you and your kid are going to need them anyway. The one real chokepoint is your mind.

    2. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by PS-SCUD · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a simple and free solution to this. Instead of typing in an URL in your address bar, goto www.google.com click on preferences, and set it to use a strict filter. Now run a search on where you wanted to go. American Girls gives you www.americangirl.com not a pr0n site.

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    3. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by dvdeug · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This bit me the other day. She wanted to buy something for her "American Girl" doll. So we sat down at the computer. Unfortunately, I typed americangirls.com instead of americangirl.com.

      And americangirls.com pulls up ... nothing.

    4. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by Arandir · · Score: 1

      But... that's a filter! Aren't filters supposed to be bad? The ACLU keeps telling me that filters are bad even if I use them voluntarily in my own household.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    5. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the point of the wacky domain names though? Like .biz for business sites and .sex for porn? I reckon it would have been great if these were more popular. That way you can very easily identify which sites are which. You would also be able to identify porn sites for filtering, if that's your bag. (And we could also keep most of our surfing exclusive to the .sex domain when the kiddies are asleep)

      --
      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    6. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by bitchazz · · Score: 1

      /rant/
      *sigh*
      Instead of making flippant comments vaguely deriding the ACLU, look at the freedoms that they help defend.
      Am I to suppose you are against their supposedly left-wing agenda? Do you similarly deride the Heritage Foundation, the Pat Robertson backed (Lamely named) ACLJ, Bill Bennett's academic witch hunt group, etc. etc. etc?

      My view on the ACLU is that they sometimes go on quixotic tangents on lesser-priority issues which tend to dilute their support, but if not the ACLU, who else? You need money to get your voice heard today. /rant/

    7. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Okay, get your panties untwisted, sit back, and reread my comment in the context of the average Slashdot discussion on filtering. Filtering spam is okay and encouraged. But filtering pornography (unless it's spam) is called censorship. Go read some previous discussions on this topic on Slashdot, and see what the attitude is towards parents who don't want their children to see pornography. Heck, there's several in this very thread.

      As for the ACLU, I feel my ragging was very mild. Perhaps you should grow a thicker skin.

      --
      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    8. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by Bothari · · Score: 1

      BUT I do wish there was some simple way to separate pornography from everything else

      There is: *you* install filtering software *voluntarily* (as in: noone made you do it) in your pc.
      The comment above yours was about *compulsory* filtering for everyone. I don't do porn for personal reasons, but I would like it to be *me* who decides what i want to see or not see...

      Quite frankly, i have no children of my own (yet) but i have helped to raise my (much younger) sisters and i know the feeling of terror you get that they might hit on something which you don't want them exposed to at that age.

      But you can't make other ppl follow the same restrictions that you wish to impose on your children. It's a society, not a world-wide kindergarden...
    9. Re:Difficulties with supervising your child by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      We monitor what our child does, in fact the computer is in our living room so we know what she is doing. At the same time, all it takes is a trivial error to expose her to pornographic material. For example, type whitehouse.com instead of whitehouse.gov. This bit me the other day. She wanted to buy something for her "American Girl" doll. So we sat down at the computer. Unfortunately, I typed americangirls.com instead of americangirl.com.
      What a puritan dolt you are. If you make a fuss to your child about pr0n, she will be affected. When I was a kid, when I picked-up my father's Penthouses, they didn't make a fuss, and when I was a nice boy, I was allowed to look at "Hara-Kiri" (which is the french version of "Hustler" - in all senses). After a while, pr0n does not have any attractiveness left and I never bothered with it afterwards.

      (Reposted account being moderated to "troll" & "flamebait" - Moderators: just because you're fucking idiot yankees doesn't mean you should shove your idiotic way of life down the throat of the rest of the planet)

  49. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Senetors are in the Upperhouse - the Senate.

  50. Be afraid canada, be very afraid by ExEleven · · Score: 1

    Well im sick of my countrys stupid goverment, first there bullshit taxation laws, then there screwed up education system, the corrupt police force, and everything else. I think ill just move to canada where it might be just as bad, but everyone seems to be happy.

    Pity I cant just do a CFS "Country From Scratch" like I can with linux eh, since nothing ever works correctly.

    1. Re:Be afraid canada, be very afraid by silne · · Score: 1

      My favourite part is where you misspelt "their" in relation to education.

      I'm Australian and I managed to get something of out of the "screwed up education system". Try paying attention in school. Less tv, less internet, more study.

  51. Censorship, eh? by genesplicer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm - and here I was thinking of going to Australia for grad school (at UNSW in Sydney) ... If I can't easily download pr0n in the lab while waiting for a gel to run, I may have to reconsider ...

    --
    Me? Debunk an American myth? And take my life in my hands?
    1. Re:Censorship, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If I can't easily download pr0n in the lab while waiting for a gel to run

      Most guys wait until they have the pr0n before their gel starts running!

      ~~~

    2. Re:Censorship, eh? by genesplicer · · Score: 1

      We research scientists get so little action that the mere thought of seeing boobies is usually enough ...

      --
      Me? Debunk an American myth? And take my life in my hands?
  52. Re:Australians == descendants of criminals by modme2 · · Score: 1

    It's a common misconception that a majority of Australian people are of convict descent. Only something like 10% of the population has a convict ancestor in the family tree. It is more likely less, I don't have a source I can find right now. Even then, most of the convicts were petty criminals, the old story of stealing a loaf of bread got you transportation and hard labour. There's books outlining the convicts transported, and the crime they committed to get the sentence - the one I remember most clearly was a woman, transportation and 10 years hard labour for "leaving the house without her husband's permission".(!!) Most of the initial arrivals here were free settlers - they were offered free land and passage and it sounded good compared to eating dirt in a life of poverty in the UK.

  53. Probably won't get through the Senate by Goonie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Even if the government proposes more restrictive laws, this more than likely won't get through the Senate.

    Labor, the main opposition party, has already announced that they will block this. Neither the Democrats or Greens are likely to support it either. If so, it's dead in the water.

    Not to mention the fact that there's a whole lot of Australians who like their net pr0n, and they won't be happy if the government actually implements something that stops them getting it.

    Oh, and Alston is a complete fuckwad. I know a staffer for another minister, and even he thinks Alston is a dickhead and that his staff don't have a clue about their portfolio.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
    1. Re:Probably won't get through the Senate by Wolfcat · · Score: 1
      Dont also forget that the Australian Government has also now tied the be alert not alarmed of the terrorism campaign (should that be anti terrorism), in to the p0rn debat, stating that parents need to be alert, but not alarmed when it comes to Internet p0rn.

      I think if people take the approaching of being erect, but not arosed. the whole issue my just go away.

      And given that mothers aren't even allowed to breast feed on the floor of the parliment, what chance does p0rn have.

      --
      If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried.
  54. Squid is effective... by SwedishChef · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We used squid as a filter on our local school district's 'Net connection for years. In order to make it work right we set the Cisco border router to not allow any connections to port 80 from any machine other than the squid box. Then we set up the squid box as the default gw for all the machines, set the squid box to port forward port 80 to port 3128 and "viola!".

    For the first few weeks we just looked through the logs of what the middle school boys were trying to access and added them to the filter list. It was simply amazing how these kids could find porn! But after a few months we got most of it into the filter list (a *long* list). Then we set squid up to notify one of the teachers whenever anyone went to a denied site. The teacher could just saunter over to the offending computer (every computer in the school is reverse DNS'ed) and tap the kid on the shoulder. Zero tolerance for porn in the classroom meant that even middle schoolers finally learned.

    Of course, a school district is not the same as an ISP much less an entire country. Filtering out a 12-year-old's access to porn is important (IMHO). Filtering out an adult's access to anything is Orwellian.

    But since squid *does* work, I'm just glad no one in Oz has noticed.

    --
    No one ever had to evacuate a city because the solar panels broke!
    1. Re:Squid is effective... by BJZQ8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Take a look at Dansguardian. It's a supplement to Squid that allows keyword filtering and weighting. I use it in the district I'm working for and it's wonderful. For all of the people that hate censorship in any way, shape, or form, I agree to a large extent. But then again, as the previous poster said, once the kids figure out that pr0n is available, they will get little real work done. Words are given weights. "Sex" may be weighted with a 20, for instance. So an article talking about worm reproduction might get through, especially since the word "reproduction" can be assigned a negative weight. But "SEX SEX SEX" might not. I have my limit set at 50...so if the total on the page goes over that, it is blocked. At the same time, DG allows whitelists of sites that may have lots of "questionable" words, but need to be unblocked anyway. I find this last feature useful to un-block webmail sites, where various employees may get otherwise blocked because of inappropriate spam. I have found all of the "commercial" products to be overpriced and underperforming.

    2. Re:Squid is effective... by Alioth · · Score: 0
      set the squid box to port forward port 80 to port 3128 and "viola!".

      What has a violin-like musical instrument have to do with it?

  55. As an uninformed youth of Australia by SuperMario666 · · Score: 1

    At least they're not going to war.

    Aussie Commandos 'in Iraq'
    By staff writers


    AUSTRALIAN and US special forces have already entered Iraq to lay the groundwork for any invasion, a US newspaper has reported.

    The Boston Globe article suggests US troops have been joined by CIA agents, Australian, British and Jordanian commandos in Iraq.

    It claims about 100 US Special Forces members and more than 50 Central Intelligence Agency officers have been operating in the country in small groups for at least four months.

    The report is said to be based on information from "intelligence officials and military analysts who have talked with people on the teams".

    Their role in Iraq is said to include hunting down Scud missile launchers and mapping minefields.

    "The operations, which also have included small numbers of Jordanian, British, and Australian commandos, are considered by many analysts to be part of the opening phase of a war against Iraq," the report says.

    Meanwhile, in Iraq a people's militia has carried out a war game designed to confront an enemy force attacking from several directions, according to another newspaper report.

    The official daily Al-Iraq says the civilian militia of President Saddam Hussein's Baath Party practised operations in Babil province.

    Militiamen tried deceiving an attacking enemy and fighting in urban and rural areas, the report says.

    The brief article did not say how many troops took part, nor did it include photographs of the exercise.

    It quoted a senior Baath party member, Fadhil Mahmoud al-Mishiykhi, as praising the fighters' efficiency and morale in battling a campaign against Iraq launched by the United States and "its Zionist ally" - meaning Israel

    http://www.themercury.news.com.au/common/story_pag e/0,5936,5802552%255E15574,00.html

  56. This is exactly what they wanted to happen. by prec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe they will just illegalize the whole internet this time and force all ISP's to close down completely. That way no one will ever hear a different opinion than what the Australian government approves of. Right?

  57. Routin` around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to recall hearing about a piece of software specifically for getting round this kind of filtering. The idea was that it would work like the gnutella p2p networks, so instead of your request going to a blocked IP, it went around it through several other innocous boxes.
    It doesn`t matter how good filtering is, there are always ways around

  58. sadly, not going to work by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1

    there's a reason sites like whitehouse.com exist. and it's not because people associate porn with the executive branch of the federal government. these domains exist BECAUSE their owners hope you make a typing mistake.

    not all porn sites behave in this fashion, just as not all people are immoral. But enough are so that even if there were a XXX domain (which is IMHO a good idea. it's three letters after all)it would not prevent these sorts of problems.

    After all, these are the same type of people that blindly send pornographic spam to each and every AOL address they can get their grimy little hands on.

    But just like SPAM, the internet is too unruly to be lassoed into proper behavior. As long as there's money in it there's always going to be people out there ready and willing to be devious.

    --
    It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
    1. Re:sadly, not going to work by Wiener · · Score: 1
      there's a reason sites like whitehouse.com exist. and it's not because people associate porn with the executive branch of the federal government

      Well, not until Bill Clinton's administration anyway ;)

    2. Re:sadly, not going to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's a reason sites like whitehouse.com exist. and it's not because people associate porn with the executive branch of the federal government
      Well, not until Bill Clinton's administration anyway ;)


      So true. If the WWW had been around during the 2nd Reagan Admin. we would have associated porn with www.doj.gov thanks to the Meese Report. Thank God Al Gore didn't invent the damn thing any sooner, huh? If you assholes would spend a fraction of the millions you squandered on Operation Blowjob investigating 9/11 maybe we'd actually be safer now. Maybe we'd now know the name of at least one of the people who sold airline and insurance/reinsurance stocks short prior to 9/11 by now.

      If you want to do the right thing for your country, go eat a .45 now.

  59. Re:A computer can't possibly hope to censor the ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  60. wow, a mac.com luser having issues with reality! by rtscts · · Score: 1

    Unless you have some sort of proof, I'm going to have to call you FULL OF SHIT (I work for Fairfax, BTW).

  61. It works when most connections are unfiltered... by Kjella · · Score: 2

    Words are given weights. "Sex" may be weighted with a 20, for instance. So an article talking about worm reproduction might get through, especially since the word "reproduction" can be assigned a negative weight.

    Do that for a school district, and it'll work. If the majority of the porn site's target audience was behind the same filter, you'd put SEX in neon colors, and "reproduction reproduction reproduction" in white on white.

    Oh and if your pupils have email accounts, and get that kind of spam, do you whitelist your email server? If so they can just sign up for any one of a kazillion "get pr0n right in your mailbox" lists...

    Kjella

    --
    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  62. It's not about the money... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    But I am not following this statement - how many people do you know under18 who live on their own and can afford monthly internet access?

    Some, actually. But I still haven't found one that is legally able to enter a contract, such as an ISP agreement.

    Kjella

    --
    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  63. Re:It works when most connections are unfiltered.. by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1

    I will agree that some porn sites are engineered to try and bypass such filters...but they are most often geared much more to try and entice search spiders, and thus are loaded with pretty revealing keywords. Lots of sites have gone to graphics-only, though, with little text to trigger keyword-based filters like I use. So the blacklists come in handy. Later versions of Dansguardians may include skin-tone matching for images...which of course generates other problems. The students here are not given e-mail accounts through the school. The teachers are, though, which, yes, led to our mail server being blanket whitelisted. But the teachers are a lot closer to being responsible than the kids. Anyway, I do a tail -f on the log file on occasion, and check what everybody's doing. For the kids that have Yahoo and Hotmail accounts, those aren't whitelisted, and their e-mails get heavily filtered because of that. I wholeheartedly agree that there is no substitute for supervision. But in an era where we are getting rid of teachers and my technology budget has been trimmed to almost nil, this is a wonderful solution. Their biggest effect is to make the kids realize that they are being monitored and logged. They don't even try after awhile.

  64. Image analysis filtering? by D.+Book · · Score: 1

    As I don't have children accessing the Internet through my PC, I've not had a need to look at and experiment with filters and know very little about them. What I have heard is that these filters are based on blacklists/whitelists and/or keywords.

    It seems to me that this is getting it all wrong. Traditional e-mail spam filters that work in a similar way have a lot of misses and a high risk of false positives, which is why people are now looking at "bayesian" type filters. Isn't it time the filtering industry came up with a more intelligent type of filter for porn? Hardcore porn images and movies are a much bigger concern than URLs and text in sites, yet current filters focus on the latter. Most porn looks very similar -- surely the technology is available to perform an analysis of images and movies and block them directly. Indeed, this type of analysis exists in software to identify similar images, such as ODIN Professional, which I use every so often.

    While I believe a lack of parental supervision is the core of the problem, filters could be effective tools, and it seems to me that the industry needs to do a bit of innovating.

  65. .xxx TLD by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I don't believe this is too much to ask. For example, I go to the book store and they put the porno mags on the top shelf, where my child is unlikely to make a trivial error and pick one up. In essence, that is all I'm asking of the internet
    I do believe it is too much unless the TLD is optional. Where are you going to stick the mixed sites that don't segregate sexual from non-sexual material? Where are you going to stick erotic artwork? Where are you going to stick non-nude magazines? Where are you going to stick the more liberal of the free hosts (though that problem has almost solved itself:)?

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    Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.
    1. Re:.xxx TLD by Tassach · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think .kids is a better idea than .xxx -- in order to get a .kids domain name, you have to enter into a legally binding contract that you will follow a clearly-defined set of rules. If you violate the terms of the contract, you lose your domain and get the pants sued off of you.

      You can't get an .edu unless you are a legitimate accredited institution (althought that might be changing) A .kids TLD should work the same way. If parents wanted to limit their children to viewing .kids sites only, that would be their perogative.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  66. sex is natural and beautiful by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sex and human bodies are natural and beautiful... I don't understand what there is to hide. People feeling that their own bodies are something to be ashamed of probably has something to do with rediculously high suicide rates and whatnot, common in occidental society.

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    Spoon not. Fork, or fork not. There is no spoon.
    1. Re:sex is natural and beautiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      agreed... does that also include goatse.cx though?

      Not exactly the image of beauty you had in mind is it? Yet it is still material that is out there and available for kids to see.

  67. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  68. Re:my rights online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A good, free education for everyone will fix that right up

    It's funny how you say this to him when it is very obvious that you are the uneducated bleeding heart spouting the same bullshit propaganda as told by Greenpeace/Democratic Socialist Party. You obviously don't understand the issue and have a very one-sided view of the facts, evident in your wonderfully well researched argument that "not all Australians are parochial, inbred, racist rednecks like you." Then you go on to invoke Godwin's law in your next paragraph! Here's a clue fucko, the minute you finish your arts degree and start paying tax, then you can actually look at some of these issues without counting on the liberal press to tell you how to think.

    we would be rounding up all the British backpackers that are currently also "illegals" at Bondi and putting them in camps out in the desert. But we're not.

    Actually dipshit, we are. The difference is though, they don't mind going home. Illegal immigrants from war torn countries and such are (of course) VERY reluctant to be returned home, so Australia is obliged to accomodate these people until their identities can be confirmed. If they fullfil the criteria to be given refugee status, they are treated as such and are put straight into community housing and financial support all paid for by our taxes. And, as the statistics show, it's not quite as cut and dried as you make out. Concentration Camps? Ypu are truly retarded. I've been out there myself, as I work in a related government field, and I can tell you, it is NO concentration camp. They are far better serviced than either our jails or juvenile detention centres, and have almost all the same luxuries as any austrailian household. (ie hot & cold water, beds, meals, entertainment, access to telephones and mail, etc) Maybe you should keep it quiet until you get the education you keep whining about.

  69. More lies by Python · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Unfortunately, I typed americangirls.com instead of americangirl.com."
    Yeah, SURE this happened. You story just doesn't check out "Fred". Ya see, both americangirl.com and americangirls.com are registered to the SAME people, and neither one of them are porn sites:

    Registrant:
    Pleasant Company (AMERICANGIRL3-DOM)
    8400 Fairway Place
    null
    US

    Domain Name: AMERICANGIRL.COM

    Administrative Contact:
    ACKER, BOB-WN-CADA (BA5375) bob_acker@PLEASANTCO.COM
    PLEASANT COMPANY
    8400 fairway place
    MIDDLETON, WI 53562
    608 836 4848 (FAX) 608 828 4777
    Technical Contact:
    Schneider, Rick (RS16264) rick_schneider@PLEASANTCO.COM
    Pleasant Company
    8400 Fairway Place
    Middleton , WI 53562
    608-836-4848

    Record expires on 26-Mar-2004.
    Record created on 25-Mar-1997.
    Database last updated on 4-Mar-2003 18:20:43 EST.

    Domain servers in listed order:

    GLACIER.BINC.NET 205.173.176.10
    SMOKIES.BINC.NET 205.173.176.11

    Registrant:
    Pleasant Company (AMERICANGIRLS9-DOM)
    8400 Fairway Place
    Middletown
    WI,53562-0998
    US

    Domain Name: AMERICANGIRLS.COM

    Administrative Contact:
    ACKER, BOB-WN-CADA (BA5375) bob_acker@PLEASANTCO.COM
    PLEASANT COMPANY
    8400 fairway place
    MIDDLETON, WI 53562
    608 836 4848 (FAX) 608 828 4777
    Technical Contact:
    Schneider, Rick (RS16264) rick_schneider@PLEASANTCO.COM
    Pleasant Company
    8400 Fairway Place
    Middleton , WI 53562
    608-836-4848

    Record expires on 24-May-2004.
    Record created on 24-May-2001.
    Database last updated on 4-Mar-2003 18:21:05 EST.

    Domain servers in listed order:

    GLACIER.BINC.NET 205.173.176.10
    SMOKIES.BINC.NET 205.173.176.11

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    Python

  70. Sorry... americagirl.com is the wrong URL by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 1

    Sorry... americagirl.com is the wrong URL. When I wrote it this morning, I was doing it from memory without doublechecking the URL

  71. Free to Air TV not as censored at the Internet by ratzmilk · · Score: 1

    Our Free to Air TV has always been very liberel. Shows like Sex in the City are shown at prime time on Monday night complete with all the colourful language. Dating back to the 70's, we had shows like The Box and Number 96 that have FULL FRONTAL nudity and sex scenes. Again, very popular shows screened at primetime. SBS shows films that are just down right porn, yet these same movies would not be allowed over the internet.

    As an update, this morning (5th March) the government is now talking proxy servers at the point where the overseas cables come into Oz to filter content.

    I just think that preventing my daughter from seeing information on Breast Cancer is too great a price to pay to stop my son from seeing Pamerla Andersen breasts.

    --
    I wish I could think of a witty Sig. Sigh!
    1. Re:Free to Air TV not as censored at the Internet by bigchris · · Score: 1

      You're daughter HAS to be on the Internet to learn about breast cancer? If she is concerned, then there are plenty of pamphlets you can get from her doctor's practice.

      Plenty of people get by everyday without actually needing to use the Internet!

  72. From teaser to policy by xixax · · Score: 1
    This has quickly moved from a Teaser to policy.

    THE federal Government will move to tighten control over the internet to reduce the accessibility of hardcore pornography from personal computers.

    One of the options being considered by Communications Minister Richard Alston is a central system to filter all local and overseas internet traffic through a proxy server.

    But Senator Alston fears that could slow down overall internet speeds. He favours an approach that would toughen regulations on internet service providers, which are already obliged to filter out offensive material.


    This is mind-bogglingly stupid. How they plan on sniffing p2p and SSL encrypted stuff is beyond me. We will get broken web services while all the pr0n fiends will move to IRC and p2p (and even UseNet!).

    A friend's first thought was that maybe this is actually about making surveilance of Internet activity easier.

    Xix.

    --
    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  73. Re:my rights online by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    Even extreme right wing psuedo-Nazi politicians in Germany were astonished that we are putting people in concentration camps like this. I think they were envious.

    Since when did concentration camps feature regular meals, medical care, legal advice, education and the right to leave whenever you want ? These illegal immigrants are living better than the average homeless-on-the-street *citizen*.

    You may prefer uncontrolled borders to detention centres, but to comparing them to concentration camps is the height of ignorance and stupidity - not to mention an insult to people who really *are* (or were) in "concentration camps".

    It's crazy whackos like you that give people with genuine, based-in-fact-and-reality concerns a bad name. You probably think North Korea is an example of a good socialist government, as well.

  74. Yahoo makes money underhanded this way by adzoox · · Score: 1
    Yahoo wants you to get lots of SPAM in their free yahoo accounts. In fact, they have an interest to shove as much as possible into each Yahoo Mail mailbox. This is so they can persuade you to buy a premium storage account

    It works the same way with auctions and personals on Yahoo - they are getting their butts kicked by eBay & Match.com - they don't care that more than half of the auctions and personals are fake, they are getting people to sign up and pay for their premium services. Not to mention, they are getting page hits and download ratings from akamai/inktomi etc that they can present to advertisers as bloated figures.

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    Yell & scream & rant & rave... it's no use... you need a shaaaave ~ Bugs Bunny